Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>709595944
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly,No oversexualised content
My sweet little Nico claimed.
>>709605640
Probably. Maybe it's just something that will take some getting used to.
yea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>709605636
>>709605761
Just a friendly comment.
You're waifu a shit is a meme here. It was used in the thread opener for a while because the point was to insult. I've used it on most new waifus. And I never said she was shit.
Koumefag checking in.
Tired as fuck, definitely not gonna stay on for long.
>>709605350
Here's your time stamp since you're so lonely you can't believe that humans actually have intimate relationships because we aren't all fat virgin weaboos
>>709605761
She's epic dude what do you mean fam!? Haha what's your favorite love live song? Muse as whole? It's our miraculous time is my favorite
>>709605795
Maybe. How about the tail? Wouldnt their be a need of modified pants?
>>709605965
Go to sleep now
>>709605909
I'm in that :o
>>709605965
Here is a warm hug to feel better.
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>>709605640
>>709606130
Love Novels is my favourite.
>>709605917
I know she has a bunch of memes. I don't like it nor do I like the hate that surrounds her. But I can't control it (unfortunately) so I just keep on loving her.
Fuckin weebs
>>709605965
Ayyyy, Karme?
still here
>>709606231
Like I said before, you're salty because you'll never be a wizard.
I bet none of you mouth breathers have the confidence to post a selfie
Go ahead, prove me right you hideous virgins
Claim
>>709606101
You are unaware of the glory that is a weaboo gf.
though she mostly likes stuff like FMA, Death Note, etc.
the idea that all weebs are fat virgins is just a meme.
>these threads
>>709605965
>>709600317
>>709606101
You look like your lips could ear an entire bag of dicks.
>>709606241
Ayyyy, qt?
>>709606276
Could you say something new for once? Jesus.
>>709606395
I'll take "things that don't exist" for 500, Alex
>>709606316
Roast me, fuc boi.
>>709606347
i love you
>>709606397
>.gif
>not gif
>>709606316
>posting images of yourself on the internet
>>709606316
Have an old one.
>>709606441
Hey nice deformed hand, now let's see your ugly ass face so we can see how much of a pussy destroyer you are
>>709606503
I love you too?
>>709606548
That look of everlasting virginity and teenage rejection
>>709606307
>
>>709606450
Not cute.
Feels good dating a human and not masturbating to autistic cartoons all the time
>>709606130
Fight me
>>709606163
Noooooo. Hugs and cuddles make me more tired for whatever reason.
>>709606241
Hello Rotarybro.
>>709606431
Oooooh nice. Thanks anon~
>>709606201
DAMMIT the name of song has the catchy beginning stuck in my head now. Oh yeah, are you new here btw?
Asuka best grill ever.
MUH WAIFU.
>>709606450
what would you like me to say?
>>709606568
you mean it?
>>709606474
Weaboo girls do exist, some are notorious for yaoi fanfic y'know.
But i believe you do know that and just want to annoy somebody.
>>709606741
No because I have no reason to damage that pretty face
>>709606770
I'm not super familiar with the customs here, but I've lurked around.
>>709606831
I guarantee you've even come close to kissing a girl
Selfie of me with a kangaroo bitch
>>709606130
There probably would be, but there are always skirts too!
>>709606918
Post kangaroo tits or gtfo
>>709606881
Don't be lewd
Don't call people elitists
That is all.
>>709606918
Should have killed the joey you heartless cunt
Smart, beautiful and useful goddess claimed
>>709606796
I guess?
>>709606725
Come on? Really? You don't think your wife is qt?
>>709606730
>Dog filter.
Is that because you all bitches?
KEKE
>>709606741
Then go to sleep.
>>709606787
Like maybe: "I am still kinda here". See the "kinda" and the "I am"? Very nice edition to your "still here".
>>709607067
That I can do.
Honestly I don't like lewd.
Only cute.
>>709607120
*hug*
>>709607131
nice feet
>>709607170
post cute :o
>>709606918
>I guarantee you've even come close to kissing a girl
Not sure if you have a grammar error their but i have.
>>709607152
>>709606730
Humans are filthy dogs.
They disgust me.
>>709607185
Take that back
>>709606881
Oh. Welcome to the thread! I'm shinoa but a lot anons here call me smug for a good reason. Pretty much here, we talk about waifu and other irl stuff. Hold convos and so on
>>709606959
See the thing about skirts is that you'll always have that one guy upskirting
>>709607254
Post a pic of your butt ugly face so we can see how big of a lie you just told
>>709606741
Ayyyy. Got around to getting more of the bushings changed out. Front control arms were a SERIOUS bitch, and we ended up destroying the old one just to get them off.
Also, my dad cracked my windshield.
https://imgur.com/a/O81ri
https://imgur.com/a/IZ4VS
All that's left to do is the rear bushings, and putting the front left side back together. Then throw the wheels on, go get the new ones put on, alignment, and replace the windshield, then it'll be as good as new!
>>709607152
Oh, yes. She is adorable!
Hello Lolicons
>>709607233
Hug's back?
>>709606840
As an average normal weight person, I find it funny how delusional wanna-be-superiour there are like this one.
>>709607327
No. You're waifu a shit
>>709607152
why though? still saying the thing but with a few more words
>>709607233
Cute is what Nico does best.
>>709607354
Nice to meet you.
>>709607356
This is /b/ you can't shock us. We're desensitized to everything.
>>709607453
That made no sense kid
>>709607482
Muh super secret website so hardcore!!
>>709607467
I smell undead shitposting
>>709607185
I want to do my homework now
>>709607482
i would say she's better at being annoying but thats just me
>>709607354
And I'll put the hell out of that fucker.
Pretty sure she would too.
>>709607471
That way you sound more qt. Or maybe that is just my opinion. But be sure to look into it, you are becoming a meme otherwise.
>>709607500
Fat niggaz can lay pipe.
>>709607552
Don't let the cat outta the bag.
>>709607568
>undead
Hah.
>>709607500
>he has waifu
>he must be fat
Did this tickle your feeble little mind?
You fags are so autistic
>>709607356
What would that prove? you'd still say i look like a faggot regardless of what i look like and you have a girlfriend despite having a beard as ugly as sin.
Hey, shitposters are kind enough to keep nighttime threads active.
Thanks for that.
>>709607755
You sound like a really ugly virgin, post a selfie like I have to prove your confidence and sexual prowess or you're just another mouth breathing weeb
>>709607482
Likewise friend. Doing well?
>>709607657
Oooh she's a fighter. I likes
>>709607836
Ugly ass Virgin confirmed
>>709607737
I don't get it
explain
>>709607674
ehh. not really the goal and im pretty sure i am a meme.
>>709607876
I know right?
>>709607913
Yeah, I'm great.
It's getting late so good night.
>>709606866
Fair enough. How are you?
>>709606918
Fuckin 'Straya, ay cunt?
>>709607152
Not now.
>>709607366
Nice. My cams are coming in either tomorrow or Saturday. Gonna probably pick up my S14 Saturday or Sunday once everything is reassembled. Then comes the annoying engine break-in process for the next 3k Miles. Fun stuff.
H-hey /waifu! :3 just wanted to claim my Waifu :33 we are so in love she loves her otaku daddy :3 don't steal her! Rawr she's so lewd
>>709607962
I'm not going to post my face only because i don't want it in a cock tribute thread, but that gives me an idea.
>>709608137
Legit
>>709608072
No I'm from Louisiana where we don't have little sheltered man baby pussies who watch anime and shit their adult diapers all day, I bought that kangaroo for 1 thousand bucks just to get it high with my friends
>>709607966
Aren't we all memes?
>>709608072
But aren't you sleepy? I mean when I am sleepy I go to sleep, not stay up on the /waifu/ threads.
>>709607913
She's a knight, to be specific. A 'light soldier'.
>>709608049
Oh. Well then. Goodnight nico anon
>>709608072
Sleepy. You?
>>709607888
you that nigger nose guy?
>>709608269
That was esdeath
>>709608228
Takes a real big man to abuse an animal.
Good thing we have your pic to report you ti the authorities now.
>>709607695
Sleep well?
>>709608072
Nice. Don't blow up your engine again before you've put it through it's paces!
Break in period is suck. I need to break in my bikes motor still, but I've been enjoying my car too much to do so. Having to commute with it for a bit is doing just fine for it. Might have my cousin go get her permit finally, then she can ride it around as well.
>>709608230
i dont think so but its not important
>>709608251
As in the nearly unbenable ray that helps us see or light as in lightweight?
>>709608459
Go to sleep little loli
>Goes on /b/
>See's Sachi's face as first post
>Throws up everywhere
>>709607964
There was a zombie arc in GATE. Rory was pissed off and basically given power to wipe them out.
>>709608072
Sick cunt. Canberran fag here.
>>709608459
afternoon
>>709608419
Sure whatever you say, i can tell the lights are not all on upstairs so no point speaking to you.
>>709608329
Esdeath is a qt.
>>709608453
Memes are important. They made me live during a depressing time.
>>709608459
It's dat boi!
>>709608577
>basically given power to wipe them out.
This Rory person would do well in the Axis cult
>>709608365
I can picture it now.
>"mommy! I need a ride to the police station, someone on the Internet posted a picture and vaguely implied they abused it!
>*mom loads you up into the adult booster seat*
>"Mom can you play the anime soundtrack for the ride"
*arrives at police station*
>"h-hey, I was on 4chan looking at drawings of 11 year old cartoon characters and someone said they got a kangaroo high, I want his punished to the fullest extent of the law"
*officer sniffs*
>"sir, did you just shit yourself"
>you run out of police station with a wet adult diaper crying to mom in the car
Just kill you self
>>709608387
Yes i guess, cant really complain.
Doing well toy?
>>709608516
But titan fall is too good!
>>709608626
Evening
>>709608715
Sorry. Demigod of Death, becoming Goddess of Love.
>>709608777
Yeah, keeping a joey from its mother is literally a death sentence.
>>709605655
You guys all need to gtfo more... this is really sad, even for 4chan...
>>709608691
if you think so
Claimed!
What's up?
>>709608931
You are no fun..
>>709608777
Only real scum would hurt an animal. Which you have prooved yourself to be
>>709608516
Light as in lightweight. She's pretty much like an assassin.
>>709608230
Yes and no. My mind is exhausted, but my body refuses to sleep for whatever reason
>>709608254
See above. Also, getting over a case of food poisoning on top of that.
Vomiting your guts out is never fun.
>>709608387
Yeah, I'm going back to the stock Garrett T28 that came with the SR20 for now. Not gonna fuck with anything bigger for a while, especially since I can't get it retuned until the break-in period is over.
>>709609102
Go beg mommy for the ride to the station you fucking man child
I know you never leave the house or understand how life works because you're autistic but the effort the cops would have to go to to track someone down, and then try to charge them for claiming to get an animal stoned on an anonymous image board is just unrealistic and insane. Please persue this case I beg you
>>709609081
because i dont talk about memes?
>>709609262
Oh. Well in this case you can stay up all you like. Mind exhaustion happens to me a lot so I can relate to you.
>>709609386
No. You just seem like a boring person in whole. I am sorry.
>>709608890
Yes and no. It's an odd night to say the least. Probably going to take a nap if I manage to get a chance, and I'm tired enough.
>>709609262
Returned? What'cha returning, the whole car? Or just the engine?
>>709609490
You're gonna make him shit his adult diaper and cry to his parents who already despise him and his anime bullshit
>>709609567
Diapers are convenient, I don't have to get up to piss.
>>709609642
The misuse of the meme triggers me more than the actual content
>>709609490
thats fine.
>mfw maybe 1% of the people in this thread have felt a vagina
>>709609567
All I know is that there is maybe about 1-2 people here that might be like that. So please, realize that not all humans are adult diaper-shitting neckbearded motherfuckers. btw you look ugly. Just sayin'
>>709608895
One game and go to sleep
>>709609019
I'm going to sleep and I haven't seen you in such a long time!:(
You got discord?
>>709609235
Oh shit! But is she in a vampire extermination unit? What anime is she from?
>>709609262
Perhaps you have insomnia. It doesn't sound fun either since I'm speaking from experience haha. Don't eat 5 slices of watermelon at night before bed
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>709609801
Of course, he's just a dopey looking nerdy dude.
Funny stuff.
>>709609540
That might be good, if i remeber corectly you havent been sleeping that well right?
>>709609819
She's forming her own anti-demon squad. She's from the anime Dog Days.
It's even in the filenames that I posted.
>>709609540
No no no no, I mean getting the car on a dyno and getting the ECU tuned for the new built motor. Can't get that done until it's fully broken in.
>>709609819
Goodnight Smugs.
>>709609903
Kek. Even you are more interesting than Tomoko.
I am sorry Tomo
I think I know who the shit poster is, you live in New Orleans and you're a fucking douche in real life too, anyway if he didn't Change his number it's 5049093542
>>709610329
Hey. Look at this, I named this pic after you!
>>709610284
Wow wtf? Did I bully you in high school or somethin? None of these virgins even have phones anyway
>>709609935
Ya. Been getting up earlier due to needing to work on the car before it gets dark. I've found myself nodding off, and nearly falling asleep on my last hour of my shifts.
>>709610135
Ohhhh, ya. That's kinda important.
Speaking of tuning and such, should I hold off on any real upgrades till I get a new RX? Was thinking of getting a Racing Beat exhaust system, but it's fucking hella pricey.
>>709610284
Area code?
International.
>>709610284
That's his whole number right there and look he's mad about it Bc it's true
>>709610548
>None of these virgins even have phones anyway
You fucking wot m8.
>>709610847
You not bout calling me tho
>>709610618
Does Glouster Rd, Mandeville Louisiana sound familiar?
>>709610951
Wtf?
>>709610951
Nope. Should it?
>>709610951
This nigga googled the number acting like some hacker or something, bro you goofy as hell
>>709611111
NICE NUMBERS!
>>709611111
Checked
>>709610618
Nice glasses
>>709609761
Vagoos are gross nigga
I called him he sounds like a nigger
>>709610618
Thats no good.
>>709611111
Checked
>>709611350
Well he does look like a douche so it's expected.
>>709611111
I DIDN'T ROLL FOR KAREN LOODS! FUCKING GOD DAMMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>709611370
It's not, but luckily we should be done tomorrow or the day after.
Street street is best street
>>709610462
there are too many 4s
>>709611350
Call him again and again and again!
>>709611544
That's what you get.
>>709611684
I GAVE YOU A 747 AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!
>>709611544
here senpai
>>709611650
What anime is that from please
>>709611934
Touhou Project.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXAWj4avUFU
>>709611650
What anime my friend
>>709611995
Morning sci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaeU1xXF2I
>>709610618
Honestly, I'd save up for a new car and leave your current daily as-is. Seems like kind of a waste IMO.
>>709611650
Tell
>>709611650
source????????????????
>>709612068
wassup
>>709612198
Got some super good news today, scored pretty high on a test, gonna get titanfall as a reward, what's new with you?
>>709611864
I SEE HOW IT IS!
>>709611875
Thanks m8, at least it's something.
>>709612073
Savings ho! As well, I got word back from the insurance company. They'll insure a salvage vehicle if it's considered rebuilt.
>>709612010
>>709612093
>>709612104
I will think that this was not a shitpost toward me and say that you need to look at this>>709611988
>>709612329
What anime is that girl from?
>>709612292
thats nice rewarding urself congrats on the test. i can't sleep for more than 5 hrs at a time recently. tonight i woke up after 4 hours after being awake for over 24 hours trying to fix it
>>709612329
im p sure it was a meme
>>709612486
Jee I wonder.
>>709612494
It was, but I would love to help the memers too.
>>709612321
Need to go full B is for Build on that shit then.
I'm gonna try and get some sleep. Goodnight /Waifu/
>>709612663
Goodnight
>>709612329
How old are you
>>709612663
Night night, don't let the bedbugs bite!
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>>709612663
Will do! Night Karme, see you later.
>>709612663
Peace and stuff, dude.
>>709612741
24. Need more information? Maybe my credit card info, pin? Phone number?
>>709612889
I need to know why you're here
>>709613016
Erp and waifu claiming why else? Why are you here?
>>709613116
I guess I'm trying to find out the same thing
>>709613212
Well, good luck doing that. I stay here for the fun people. As I said earlier to CC, I like to observe people. This place is filled with all types of different personas. Interesting here you know?
>>709613321
It all seems like a certain kind of circle jerk. Thanks though. Goodnight.
>>709613535
Goodnight!
>>709613592
Flandere is pretty cute i must say.
>>709614073
She is isn't she?
Guys I found the number of the shit poster it's +1 (410) 501-9112
mfw the salt of a thousand salts
>>709615090
hug me Karen.