faces of B thread ill start
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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faces of B thread ill start
Someone roast this newfag.
tits or gtfo
>>709595607
good color lipstick
>>709595701
Why didn't you, you lazy nigger?
>>709595802
That's not a pic of OP. It's one of his friends from FB
Took this one a while ago
Inb4 something mean
>>709595607
sure I'll join
>>709596193
Genuinely, are you 13 underage B&?
Sup
>>709596358
No sir,,18 since may
>>709595607
Faces of /b/? More like faces of 'who wants the 'D''!
>>709596375
Genetics you dumb cuck, fucking duh
>>709596193
I'd let you suck my dick to be honest
>>709596725
wow good one you dumb nigger
>>709596328
DENTAL PLAN
LISA NEEDS BRACES
>>709595607
> Faces of /b/ thread
> Posts picture of someone who is almost certainly disgusted by computers
Get out.
>>709596570
Nice violin
>>709596862
look it's Osama BinLaden
>>709596980
Kek
>>709596570
You have really nice hair anon
>>709596862
It was a good one. Can yo believe I just came up this that shit on the spot? Just call me Mitch CK.
>>709596193
can\t tell if boy or girl
>>709595607
we know that's not you
>>709595607
this is the picture for the "uber dyke feminist starter kit"
>>709596851
O-oh.
Tits orOGTFO !!!
>>709597089
I can be whatever you want to be :^)
>>709596725
Get out.
>>709596570
When did Auschwitz start handing out fiddles
>>709595607
Show us ur dick
>>709597455
Did you get burned?
>>709597533
Yeah. In a grease fire 5 yrs ago
>>709597349
>>709596570
Anon who posted the pic here Huh? Elaborate please
>>709597455
how did you burn your body like that?
>>709597626
Awe :( you're still pretty though :)
>>709597712
Was in a grease fire
>>709597731
Awe! Thanks :)
>>709597779
Why would you do such a thing?
>>709596328
CYBERPOLICE
>>709597860
Its not like it was on purpose.
>>709597827
Of course :)
>>709597957
is it all over or mostly upper body? does it hinder your social interactions?
>>709597712
>>709597712
>>709597712
fuck off smoothskin
>>709595607
Everyone always stares at me, I'm worried they think I'm ugly.
>>709596328
Can someone back trace this?
>>709596862
MR NORMIE
I postedd my pic in another thread but lets give it another tryy
>>709596193
Bitchh you look 12
>>709596328
Clown LOL
>>709596570
OMG you look like some creeper that asked me outt last year eww
>>709596862
I like your beard
>>709597346
Lovee those piercings!!
>>709597455
Ohh Im sorryy what happened to you
>>709597346
Black lipstick turns me on.
>>709598213
eminem/10
>>709598091
What was burned was Both arms. Both legs and tops of feet. Part of my right side on my ribcage. My face and my neck. At first people would just stare and give me disgusted looks but it has stopped for the most part. Alot of people still come up and start talking to me.
>>709595607
tits or gtfo
>>709598289
thanks girl, love that face.
>>709598213
>when
>will I
>will I be famous?
>>709595607
the eyewear is a bit too much, but 9/10
>>709596193
most likely a very nice person / 10
>>709596328
confused
>>709596570
would go to your concert / 10
>>709596862
would grab a beer/soda (depends on your preference) with / 10
>>709597346
a bit too emo for me / 10
>>709597455
handball-player/10
>>709598289
Lol i look like a creeper who asked you out last year? Are you 13?
>>709598339
post body photo
might fap
>>709598419
tryhard/faggot
>>709598289
i like your eyes. my beard got way out of control since that pic and i had to shave. feels bad man
>>709598282
not true
i rarely leave my house and i have 0 friends
haven't had sex since march
>>709598419
emo fag
piss off
>>709598447
Lemme see if i have one.
>>709598289
Wannabe hipster who is insecure about being accepted daddy issues
>5.5/10 at best
>>709598294
it's the only color i can pull off
>>709598427
Holy shit!
You were in The Breakfast Club!
>>709598419
if it takes more than two seconds to get naked and fuck your gf then you surely do something wrong
>>709595607
where do i even start
>mannequin in the back
>twine/thread in the back
>stupid ass glasses
>skateboard in the back
>dumb tattoo
>no tits out
just end yourself
>>709598339
I wouldn't even notice because I'm autistic. I didn't even notice from your picture until someone else pointed it out. I just see another pretty girl that will never pay attention to me. I collect toy trains.
>>709596193
something mean
>>709598419
Nice :) you look awesome dude
>>709598593
HAHAHA, well, I think when breakfastclub was filmed my parents haven't even thought of fucking each other haha
>>709598419
0/10
not a joke
>>709598282
did you pay for sex?
why dont you have friends mr reddit?
rate me /b/ros
>>709598440
Hahaha no one asked you speak loserr . Your just mad because you can't get laid LOL
>>709598484
aww thankss
>>709598561
How am I a hipster ?
>>709596570
You have a great jawline/10
>>709598532
>>709598737
i fucked up
>>709598773
Lol why would i have to be asked to speak tho?
>>709598561
That's a hipster? What the fuck is a hipster anymore
>>709598447
That's the best one i have lol. Sorry it's upside-down
>>709598607
I like turtles
Go easy
>>709598427
do you even grow pubes yet?
>>709598607
Nahh! My best make friend is autistic. I give everyone a chance to be my friend!
>>709598773
How old are u I'm guessing 17 and yes u are a wannabe hipster along with the other shit I mentioned
>>709595607
You gross op
>>709598927
would fug
Waitin for bf to give me the D
Evening, my fellow /b/tards
>>709598773
Also when did this become about getting laid lol? You're all over the place with your thinking.
>>709596328
Hella clown faced and nasty
>>709598289
hella plain face way too much fat 6/10
pic related, your face.
>>709596570
Why?
>>709598773
Do you realize where you are moron? This isn't high school kek
>>709598927
Oh man, finally someone posts in Australian.
>>709598964
>>709599009
Thank you
>>709599052
...ew. could you put ANY more makeup on?? like really, would it be humanly possible to?
>>709598986
That's what he said
>>709599052
woodberry/10
>>709595607
>>709598927
Nice titties
>>709599187
10/10 would fuck that girl. don't know what you're talking about.
>>709599052
First I'd smash on this thread considered yourself blessed
>Slanted eyes
>Pig Nose
>Baby Face
>Monkey ears
r8?
>>709599187
Yea i could actually. Its not like i think i need it...i just like it
>>709598927
THICC
>>709598986
jihadi john
>>709599356
notveryCute/10
>>709599092
Gonna have to elaborate a bit more anon
>>709599356
fetal alcohol syndrome/10
>>709599368
You have a nice natural beauty, femanon.
tits and timestamp?
>>709598927
Wood fuc/10
>>709599460
>fetal alcohol syndrome
Ill add that one to my list
>>709598927
now show titties
>>709599334
Well if youre like jared leto hot then i guess ill consider myself "blessed"
>>709595607
Oh, look! A tattoo!
When will I get dubs again?
>>709599417
Why the bitch hair and beta as fuck with the violin. Cut your hair start working out and you might be handsome. THE HAIR HAS TO GO!
>>709599555
Trips demand. Deliver.
>>709599368
You thought wrong obviously
>best feature is your eyes
>without makeup=4/10
>with makeup=5/10
>>709599460
>>709599405
What about a joke photo from a year ago?
are you?
>>709599669
No.
>>709599555
The Tenacious Titty Triples
>>709599490
Well im not home currently and my bf is here with me watching hockey.
So i cant really timestamp. But either way i never show tits. Aint my thing
>>709599616
The hair will never go faggot. And working out?? Lol no dude i don't roll that way. I do do cardio but i like my body the way it is.
>>709598859
Because I said so bitchh
>>709599016
Im not a fucken hipster ! Here's another pic to prove it you fucken retard !
>>709599052
You look like a whore .
>>709599072
>>709599083
>>709599096
OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>709599636
actuallyslightlybetter/10
>>709599742
damn
>>709599594
Not that hot I'd say I'm a solid 7 I'm skinny but have a nice face purdy eyes and 6'4. If I got up to 190-200 I'd be a solid 9 maybe 9.5
>>709599634
>implying a fat neckbeards opinion is valid
Lmfao
>>709599669
BUILD WALL
>>709599669
>Are you crazy for the crazy?
wtf anon
>>709599871
Proper gentleman/10
>>709599780
>I wasn't a hipster before it was cool
Sounds like a fucking hipster to me, you twat
Here
>>709599649
Uh no lol that dosnt even look close to me o.o
Like i had just mentioned earlier. I dont show tits or things like that anyway
>>709599780
Because you said so? That's not enough to shut me up sorry tho.
>>709599636
Still meh
>>709599555
I don't show tits. Besides im laying next to my bf. He would get mad.
Be gentle pls.
>>709599780
How old are you femanon?
also
>tits or gtfo
>>709599944
Sweet V neck brosif!
10th grader/10
>>709599779
I'm older than you and I know better anon I used to be just like you but I realized I looked like a pathetic beta and would never get any babes so I did what I told you to look a million times better and can get hawt puss on the reg
>>709599954
I mean, there's maybe a very slight resemblance? But not sure what dude's on about. She's a cutie, though.
>>709598759
You look like an innocent man
Did nothing wrong
>>709600011
Not if you show his tits too
>>709599859
I'm not a fat neckbeard and if opinions here didn't matter no one would've posted neither would u have replied
>fuckface x infinity= YOU
>>709600000
QUINTS CHECKEM
>>709600000
Nice get
>>709600086
Lmfao
>>709600000
HORY SHEET!!!!
>>709600018
CountryBoi/10
>>709600011
atleast i tried with trips, i like you femanon as the cuck i am
>>709600000
Fucking quints
>>709600018
Woody Harrelsons son?
>>709600111
The dub trip reply. I just shit myself.
>>709600107
>not a fat neckbeard
Prove it.
>opinions matter
Yea maybe from some hot ass person...but not from a basement dweller
>>709600190
Sup Steve
>>709600000
The Quints have spoken.
Im damned to be Average Adam for ever.
>>709600027
Lol i guess imma have to find someone who likes my hair then bro because it isn't going anywhere sorry. I could care less about getting "puss in the reg" i don't live life to see how much "puss" i can't get i care about my videos and my other hobbies idgaf about getting puss
>>709600180
:P if u wanna kik we ill give u my info
>>709600018
gay cuck
>>709600235
Fuckin half breed
>>709599780
Yup total hipster wannabe
>that smile is cringeworthy deserved of a clown tbh
>100
>>709599060
You seem like a guy who can something to the table
>>709599877
is that a reference to something?
>>709600235
Why you got nigger hair?
>>709600026
Graduated broski
>>709599890
I didnt make the sign!
>>709600242
Spoken like a true nu-male beta boy. You'll realize I was right in a couple of years
>>709600272
At least you didn't get me confused for a jew.
>>709600311
See above anon's response
>>709600242
*video games fuck i hate typing on my phone.
>>709600233
I'm not hott I'm fly mofo not my fault u didn't hit the genetic sweepstakes btw
>jk ur beautiful on the inside anon everyone is lmaoo
>>709600235
you would fit great down at the piers in the beginning of 80s
you reek of AIDS
>>709600233
rofl
>if you can't cook, you can't tell me my cooking is bad
Pretty sure someone else's attractiveness doesn't mean you can't be unattractive. Sorry, but that's not how it works dear.
These threads..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUjqz9rWegM
>>709600357
Underage b&
>>709600285
.....what?
>>709599356
Your father obviously drank when you were a fetus
>>709600412
How is it beta to wanna live my own way lol? You sound like the beta so desperate for pussy you'll completely change yourself just to get it.
>>709598213
they dont think youre ugly, they think you look like a faggot
>>709600530
OH DAMN SON
>>709595607
You really need to loose the danger glasses unless your looking to run guys off.
>>709597455
>>709597533
>>709597626
Did your tits get burned too? If so let's see em.
>>709600594
No my tits didn't get burnt.
>>709600523
Both parents are raging alcoholics so that's probably entirely true
>>709600594
>>709600656
Well now she's not gonna show 'em.
Goddamnit, anon, you fucked it up.
>>709600247
give me kik(e)
>>709599942
Im not a fucken hipster like are you retarded??
>>709599969
Go away already you loser
>>709600025
Nonya
>>709600275
Bitchh my friends tell me Im beautiful and right now Im screenshotting this to my friends and we're all laughing at how retarded you all aree
This is another recent pic I just uploadedd like I said Im not a fucken hipster !
>>709600705
>>709600681
My condolences then
>>709600464
dats gud
>>709600686
i wanna twist your nipple
>>709600711
What did i lose at tho? I actually win at multiple things i do honey
>>709600530
I didn't change at all I changed my appearance son. I started wearing nice clothes I started getting in shape and in turn healthy. So I got noticed by more people and had more opportunities to meet like minded individuals
>>709600711
>I'M SO NOT A HIPSTER LIKE OMG
You sure do bitch a lot, for not being a hipster and all.
That's a subtle way of saying you totally sound like a fucking hipster, you fuckin freak.
>>709600817
gonna lick them, too?
>>709600711
Obviously they did what friend would tell u ur a wannabe 5.5/10 hipster unless she didn't feel sorry for u lmao u didn't think only ur friends were laughing did u?
>kek
>>709600018
WoodyFuckingHarrelson/10 would fuck
>>709600711
>say she isn't a hipster
>uses dog filter
You're right, femnon, you're just just basic
>>709600656
Cheers
>>709600704
I only wanted to see them if they were burned. I can see regular ole tits anywhere on this board or the Internet. But some burnt up titties? Ain't gone see that just anywhere buddy
>>709600000
Two shit get's in a row. this is rock bottom for /b/
>>709600869
if you wish
SINCE I WANT YOU IN MY BOIPUCCI
>>709600801
Meh! Fuck em atleast when I need a good laugh I can simply glance into the glass
>>709600711
>using the dog overlay
Wow. You literally couldn't be more hipster if you tried. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>709600863
But appearance is a major part of a person's identity to what you look like on the outside is also who you are. I guess me and you just disagree I'm perfectly happy with how i look bro.
>>709599649
Fucking beautiful!
>>709600711
Screen shot this and show it to your friends:
Bitch get naked, show some skin, or fuck off.
>>709600940
THIS is rock bottom?
That's not even a noteworthy get, you shitstain
>>709600958
spread year legs and beg for my cock
>>709600711
>friends
LOL
i'm not winking btw i'm blind in that eye
i want death
>>709600711
>Me and my friends are laughing so hard at you morons on 4chan
You are a fucking 12 year old new fag confirmed
>>709600711
youre so fucking garbage. go back to Instagram with your 16 year old friends
>>709600985
You just have to know.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault
I don't want to show face. Just hanging out tonight watching my favorite group of pathetic virgins on the internet. Have a bone! :D
>>709601158
Man, don't lie.
If you were blind, you'd rock a totally badass eyepatch.
>>709601158
So your a cyclops?
>>709601198
and I want your long but thin needle dick down my throat
Gettin off. Later anons. This chicks going to bed.
>>709601260
im not fully blind, just enough i don't use it
>>709600711
wew lad
>not deleting facebook info
>>709601241
why are you so gross?
>>709601011
You think you are because I did too but as soon as I made the changes mentioned my confidence grew exponentially and I was over all much happier as you would be. I'm just trying to give you constructive criticism my dude. Its nice to see people look at you and want to know you or want you and not just ignore you or look at you weird and you can not tell me you don't agree with that
>>709601312
Fuck you
>>709601305
yea bb
>>709601368
wut wut
you think we'll believe this?
>>709601368
Total hipster wannabe haha
>Guaranteed
>>709601444
At least you get trips /b/ happy
>>709601241
Bitch I fuck around with girls much better looking than you belieb dat
>>709601368
>Download her noodz
>link a dub/trips thread to this one
>??????
>(yous)
>>709600866
>>709600914
>>709600933
>>709600997
>>709601050
WOW . Havee some respect
Rude ass people
sup
>>709601368
Rofl, so it's all been a weak NYPA attempt?
>9:14PM
>GMT -8:30? what
>>709601686
Catto/10
>>709601656
Congratz fenon, you dsrv this
>>709601584
thanks hon
>>709601656
If u wanted sincerity u shouldn't be here with ur basic bitch hipster ass
>100
>>709601656
>respect
Earn it, sweetie.
>>709601158
>not winking
MY FUCKING SIDES
CYYYCLOOOOPS
hi ladies & gentlewomen
>>709601917
i mean shit the eye is still there
roll
>>709602004
I'm guessing 14
>>709602004
bruh, look at this dude.
>>709599368
>>709600429
Where did this advert for 'how not to abuse makeup' go already those fingers of urs frozen lmaoo
>Nice eyes tho can't front
>>709602086
14 inches? nah, I am not a bizarr-porn actor
>>709602144
bruh look at this sandnigga speaking like some rat
>>709602201
Are we bros?
>>709602027
Still kek
your ok anon, enjoy life looking like someone came on your eye
>>709602275
Possibly, where are you from?
>>709602238
Awww the 14 year old is trying to talk back
>>709602201
Looks like Patrick Bateman.
>>709602344
Gordon Ramsey's little mini-me
>>709602335
pretty sure you will raise my age in your brain after you saw my cock sliding in your daughter.
>>709598927
Which one is you?
>>709602289
i run into shit like my eyes got jizzed in, your face in this thread /b/rother?
What up degenerates
I was talking aboot yer age you cunt.
Ps. You look week as shit. Do a push up for christ sakes
here ya go. took this a while ago
>>709602580
Kek'd hard fucker
>>709602533
Sup Ross
>>709602593
who you talkin to
>>709602593
I am foreign and I speak better english than you do. you can't even correctly post on 4chan.
Give me your daughters number, I gonna fuck her.
p.s.: everyone knows you talked about my (wrong guessed) age, fag.
Why not, I have a little time before work.
Englishman reporting
r8 me if you like
>>709602464
Raise my age in your brain lol, I know your here for pussy but the only pussy you get is when your dick touched your mom's vagina when she gave birth to you
>>709598986
Looks like the backyard bowyer
>>709602700
The 14 year old
>>709595607
triggered
>>709596328
tumblr
>>709596193
underage
>>709596570
need a brush, love the violin
>>709597346
love the gradients
>>709597455
ngl you look like a total badass
>>709597598
the rounded edge gives a backboard vibe. blend it a bit?
>>709598289
>nb4 every virgin hits on you
>>709598419
grow your hair, stop hiding behind your phone. some girls dig a guy who looks hard
>>709598427
/fa/ called
>>709598986
amigo
>>709599052
he got dat gucci boiiii?
>>709599060
constipation
>>709599356
your eye is running away
>>709599780
I dub the queen of arrownose
>>709600190
daddy
>>709601158
nigga wiped out on that wave
>>709601198
if you were born a decade earlier you could cash in on indie teen rock playlists
>>709601656
rule 1 of being a girl: don't post on /b/
>>709602004
nigga got a 2 inch dick for his call of duty
>>709602880
the only three pussies you touched are:
1) your moms
2) your sister
3) your cousin
you perv
>>709595607
Feminists of /b/*
>>709602788
I know your not foreign. And don't criticize my English when you should know /b/ isn't a place where you should do that you tool
>>709602788
Ps I don't have a daughter you cunt. That's the only thing you say to insult when it's not even valid
>>709603118
butthurrrrrt!
by my cock I guess.
>>709602305
Oklahoma
>>709602971
don't call me daddy, little boy
>>709595607
Becca
>>709603255
Lol ok gay faggot. Plz fuck off and return to your race car bed.
>>709603438
10/10 would facefuck
>>709603438
4.5/10
>>709603438
spit on me daddy
>>709603637
D'aw.
>>709603438
Cute, Would eat pizza and watch Stranger Things with you.
>>709603770
nice face would do less gay things with you.
>>709603540
vroom vroom, granpa
yea, and gonna wank my 0.5" dick
>>709601753
Hello. My name is Anongo Montoyo. You killed my father, prepare to die.
>>709603706
Okay, get down on your knees.
>>709603540
>>709603844
less gay, hmmm....Like fucking in the back of a Volkswagen?
>>709604267
Maybe
>>709604338
Where ya from femnon
threads dead
>>709603438
show body cumdumpster
