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molyneux has some of the worst tangential rambling.
>>709595252
well that'll work out just fine
>>709595369
are the vests really bulky?
>>709595587
https://www.amazon.com/ZFOsports%C2%AE-60LBS-ADJUSTABLE-WEIGHTED-VEST/dp/B001876XYG/ref=sr_1_11?s=exercise-and-fitness&ie=UTF8&qid=1477616621&sr=1-11
This was the one I was looking at.
>>709594710
>>709594710
over 9000 hours in ms paint
>>709595694
so kinda bulky
>>709595832
fuck off dwarfposter
yiff in hell furfags
no wait, yiff in my butt please.
>>709595587
how was your day?~
>>709595781
>>709595878
Yeah but I probably wouldn't wear it without a sweatshirt over it.
awww man i gotta sleeps and do paperworks and stuff. tomorrow though. expect rampant kawaiification and MAGA HAT APPLIQUES to your furporns
>SO
>MANY
>POSSIBILITIES
why does nobody respond to my request for butt-yiffing :(
>>709595943
good. my sleep schedule is still backwards so I woke up around dinner time
>>709596132
you're gonna end up sweating quite a lot in it. so you're gonna wear it all day?
>>709596250
do some non-nude fur maga
>>709595943
Kitty, I'm taking a break from WoW, what should I do? Paladins or playtest?
>>709596388
It's going to be <50F every day until the Spring, by the time I get to spring I'll make the call whether it's making a difference or not wearing it while working and go from there. Worst case scenario I only use it for my pushups and squats.
no one seems to respond to this
anyone here into beastiality?
>>709596756
yea
>>709596388
oh my that is kind of backwards lol
but hey if thats the best schedule for you right now then whatever
>>709596582
i dont what those two options are though!!!!!!!!
>>709596756
a little but meh
>>709596756
has anyone ever had sex with an animal. if so, what kind
>>709597006
nah
I love at least 50% of you
>>709596640
hopefully it'll let you bulk up a bit
>>709596801
oh yeah it's stupid but I have the week off so I'm not doing anything anyways
>>709596308
>>709596250
I'm kinda surprised there are other fags who are maga.
I actually voted today.
>>709597065
the lower or upper half?
>>709597065
am I part of that percentage?
>>709597099
Fingers crossed, because being 5'11" and 120lbs kind of sucks.
>>709597223
>5'11"
manlet detected
>>709597099
truck yeah i wouldnt mind a week off.
ima go to bed
>>709597223
that just makes you really cute
>>709597447
it's a nice break after all the stress of midterms
>>709597516
night night
>>709597197
NO!!!!!
>>709597516
kkk nini
>>709597553
you just going to be lazy throughout it all?
>>709597553
Yeah but friends are always concerned I don't eat enough or I'm anorexic or something and it makes me feel shit about my weight.
>>709597655
I feel like the kawaii poster now needs to put a bunch of kawaii faces on pictures of kkk members.
Noooo, Iaw needs to remain a twink.
>>709596801
My back hurts.
>>709597655
only part of it. I'm gonna visit family and friends over the weekend
>>709597741
ah ok
>>709597640
Law get buff and beat the shit out of snarf
>>709597990
>>709597894
oooo thatd be fun to see!
>>709597948
mine too :c
>>709597990
pfff family n friends
become a hermit and dont socialize like me :D
>>709597948
No I want to look like a man.
>>709597990
Yeah.
>>709598084
rood
>>709598155
shut it NERD!!!!
now give me your lunch money!
>>709598144
>>709598128
but the hermit life doesn't work for me, I miss out on playing dnd
>>709598155
any plans for the weekend?
>>709598267
>>709598381
mew
>>709598386
hmmm true. i guess you need some interaction
>>709598417
>>709598267
*Hands you a used condom and an unused buttplug*
>>709598386
I work all day on the weekends sadly.
>>709598485
also being able to play games online makes it hard to live the hermit life
>>709598556
will your work be busy for the Halloween weekend?
>>709598608
>>709598657
Nope, we're dead as fuck because we're an overpriced tourist restaurant.
>>709598790
at least you don't have to deal with a thousand drunk people in costume
>>709598556
if they arent both used I dont want em!!!!!!
>>709598657
>>709598790
Where do you live that has tourists? What sort of food? Is it tasty? How much do you earn?
>>709598657
well like being online doesnt count i guess
>>709598911
True, also sucks I didn't get a costume because we're allowed to wear them if we work on Halloween.
>>709598931
Fine I'll use the buttplug first.
>>709598942
South Dakota of all places. Mostly burgers but we have a good rueben and gumbo. During summer I was pulling $20-30 an hour depending on how busy it was. Now I'm pulling less than $10 an hour.
>>709598977
well then maybe I can keep the hermit dream alive for a little while
>>709599258
what would you have gone as if you could get a costume?
>>709599185
>>709598485
Hello, Katten.
>>709599316
A heterosexual.
>>709598128
Fix it.
>>709598155
No, embrace your twinkiness.
>>709599258
thanks babe
>>709599316
>>709599258
I see. I normally barbecue grill hamburgers myself at home. I can't imagine buying a hamburger someone else has cooked, on vacation. Vacations are for instant noodles.
What's the weather like? Probably nice.
>>709599316
hooray :D
>>709599413
ahoy jam
>>709599487
fix mine pls
>>709599435
that would have been an interesting costume
>>709599561
>>709599708
we can be hermits together
>>709599781
duuuuude yeah! we can live off of the land! really man it up!
>>709599849
>>709599487
No, let me put it in your butt.
>>709599561
~
>>709599656
It's not bad, just crazy overpriced. Like an average burger with fries is $12. Weather is random as hell, it can be 20F one day and 80F the next day like it did a few weeks ago. Rain comes and goes so quickly I don't even bother checking the weather forecast.
>>709599716
Yeah just go the full 100 yards with a shirt that says "Grab her by the pussy." and douchebag sunglasses/hat
>>709599708
How goest thou?
>>709600088
its ok. i think i have scoliosis and its sad kind of i guess.
>>709600005
we'll just be wild men living in the deep forest. what'll we do about clothes?
>>709600044
that costume just screams heterosexual
>>709600297
>>709600476
well we can bring what cloths you want. who says we have to be cave men? we can rough it in the wild but also be refined about it
>>709600476
Nailed it.
Living off the land sounds like a boring life.
>>709600191
Grody.
>>709600621
we'll be the most stylish hermits ever
>>709600735
I'll nail you
>>709600844
I thought that was my job.
>>709600827
very grody. i didnt think i could get any worse but wow i just did
>>709600758
meh its ok
>>709600844
we can set hermit trends!
>>709600961
well if you insist
>>709600999
how will we share these trends with other hermits?
>>709601193
Besides I'm the one with the hairy musky crotch remember?
>>709601193
we can carve them into the trees so when others walk by they can see it
>>709600999
There is always room for being more grody.
>>709601330
>>709601193
>>709601397
is there though? can i really reach anoher level of grody?
>>709601330
oh yeah. I'll have to bury my face in it to remember
>>709601380
but if they're hermits how are they gonna go out and buy them? will we have to start a hermit clothing store as well?
>>709601501
I have that saved from last time
>>709601579
ew
>>709601636
>saved
wew, you flatter me~
>>709601636
exactly! we can trade food items for clothing that we make!
>>709601672
ew is exactly what i am
>>709601818
I don't know what you looks like, that ew was mainly for the pic
>>709601801
it is awfully tasty looking
>>709601818
we're just gonna start up an entire hermit society
>>709602039
no no it was clearly directed at me and its ok i understand.
>>709602081
a society that doesnt interact with eachother in person :D
>>709602081
Like I said, you're more than welcome to have a taste~
>>709602177
alright if you feel that way then split the ew 50/50 between your self and the pic
>>709602177
will we still be interacting with eachother, or will I have to communicate with you by tree
>>709602366
I will one day
>>709602419
this is acceptable.
>>709602456
oh well we ourselves will be interacting with eachother but we wont with the others except by trees and rocks
>>709602456
Good, and goodnight, it's getting a little late over here.
>>709602665
now I'm curious as to how you look that you put yourself so much
>>709602790
night
>>709602665
ok good, I was wondering how non-interactive lewd stuff would work
>>709602790
sweet dreams
>>709602877
he's actually super cute
>>709602877
dont listen to jeff he is just too nice and is trying to not make me cry because i look like a pile of barf
>>709602905
how would we do non-interactive lewd? like lewd wood carvings?
>>709602905
They usually are. Kinda funny how that works
>>709603030
some people are into that
>>709603030
that's what I was thinking, we'd have to carve dildo's out of wood and stuff
>>709603041
he's just too cute for his own good
>>709603125
he isnt into barf though. jeff isnt grody
>>709601579
Yes. You could get alopecia.
I'm not into barf, but I would like to get into wem
>>709603200
That's not something people usually openly admit to though so you might never know
>>709603199
oh gosh no not wood! stone though!
>>709603212
true but that wouldnt add much
>>709603408
jeff pls~!
>>709603455
he would tell me and he hasnt so that means he isnt
are you?
>>709603620
we could make some real smooth stone and crystal dildos
please what, get into you?
better than tinder! plenty of horny sexy sluts of your city on http://smo.do/DrXpfF
>>709603620
I'm into quite a few thing, but barf is not one of them
>>709603714
Finally a sign from god
>>709603708
oh whoa the crystal ones would be really fancy!
O///o
>>709603789
i will never know love...
>>709604090
love is overrated
>>709604185
maybe i just want to be petted
>>709604090
yep. first I'm gonna get in you, and then the crystals will~
>>709604257
*pet
>>709604257
That's quite a different story
>>709604293
all at once?!?
~~~
>>709604373
you dont know how much i like to be petted...
>>709604652
yep~
>>709604652
I can pet you without loving you
>>709604714
hot diggity!
>>709604804
but your heart wont be in it
>>709604965
I'm petting my cat right now and he seems be enjoying it
>>709605076
he does not have a soul that needs petting love
>>709605248
Best I can do is pretend
>>709604965
I cleaned my sheets yesterday, and they were all warm and comfy for when I went to sleep in them
>>709605349
pretend isnt good enough i can tell :c
>>709605392
weeeeeew! what kind of fabric are they?
>>709605404
I'm really good at pretending I love and care for people
>>709605467
uhh, the light fabric sheets are made of? I do have a couple of big polyester blankets I cover myself with
>>709605538
i can feel the lack of love through your hands.
>>709605590
you should get like the most expensive silk sheets you can get
