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molyneux has some of the worst tangential rambling.
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>>709595252
well that'll work out just fine

>>709595369
are the vests really bulky?
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>>709595587
https://www.amazon.com/ZFOsports%C2%AE-60LBS-ADJUSTABLE-WEIGHTED-VEST/dp/B001876XYG/ref=sr_1_11?s=exercise-and-fitness&ie=UTF8&qid=1477616621&sr=1-11

This was the one I was looking at.
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>>709594710
>>709594710

over 9000 hours in ms paint
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>>709594804
>>709594804
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>>709595694
so kinda bulky
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>>709595832
fuck off dwarfposter
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yiff in hell furfags

no wait, yiff in my butt please.
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>>709595587
how was your day?~

>>709595781
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>>709595878
Yeah but I probably wouldn't wear it without a sweatshirt over it.
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awww man i gotta sleeps and do paperworks and stuff. tomorrow though. expect rampant kawaiification and MAGA HAT APPLIQUES to your furporns
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>SO
>MANY
>POSSIBILITIES
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why does nobody respond to my request for butt-yiffing :(
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>>709595943
good. my sleep schedule is still backwards so I woke up around dinner time

>>709596132
you're gonna end up sweating quite a lot in it. so you're gonna wear it all day?
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>>709596250
do some non-nude fur maga
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>>709595943
Kitty, I'm taking a break from WoW, what should I do? Paladins or playtest?
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>>709596388
It's going to be <50F every day until the Spring, by the time I get to spring I'll make the call whether it's making a difference or not wearing it while working and go from there. Worst case scenario I only use it for my pushups and squats.
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no one seems to respond to this
anyone here into beastiality?
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>>709596756
yea
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>>709596388
oh my that is kind of backwards lol
but hey if thats the best schedule for you right now then whatever

>>709596582
i dont what those two options are though!!!!!!!!
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>>709596756
a little but meh
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>>709596756
has anyone ever had sex with an animal. if so, what kind
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>>709597006
nah
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I love at least 50% of you
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>>709596640
hopefully it'll let you bulk up a bit

>>709596801
oh yeah it's stupid but I have the week off so I'm not doing anything anyways
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>>709596308
>>709596250

I'm kinda surprised there are other fags who are maga.

I actually voted today.
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>>709597065
the lower or upper half?
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>>709597065
am I part of that percentage?
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>>709597099
Fingers crossed, because being 5'11" and 120lbs kind of sucks.
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>>709597223
>5'11"
manlet detected
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>>709597099
truck yeah i wouldnt mind a week off.
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ima go to bed
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>>709597223
that just makes you really cute

>>709597447
it's a nice break after all the stress of midterms

>>709597516
night night
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>>709597197
NO!!!!!
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>>709597516
kkk nini

>>709597553
you just going to be lazy throughout it all?
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>>709597553
Yeah but friends are always concerned I don't eat enough or I'm anorexic or something and it makes me feel shit about my weight.
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>>709597655
I feel like the kawaii poster now needs to put a bunch of kawaii faces on pictures of kkk members.
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Noooo, Iaw needs to remain a twink.

>>709596801
My back hurts.
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>>709597655
only part of it. I'm gonna visit family and friends over the weekend

>>709597741
ah ok

>>709597640
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Law get buff and beat the shit out of snarf

>>709597990
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>>709597894
oooo thatd be fun to see!

>>709597948
mine too :c

>>709597990
pfff family n friends
become a hermit and dont socialize like me :D
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>>709598084
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>>709597948
No I want to look like a man.
>>709597990
Yeah.
>>709598084
rood
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>>709598155
shut it NERD!!!!
now give me your lunch money!

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>>709598128
but the hermit life doesn't work for me, I miss out on playing dnd

>>709598155
any plans for the weekend?

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>>709598381
mew

>>709598386
hmmm true. i guess you need some interaction
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>>709598267
*Hands you a used condom and an unused buttplug*
>>709598386
I work all day on the weekends sadly.
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>>709598485
also being able to play games online makes it hard to live the hermit life

>>709598556
will your work be busy for the Halloween weekend?

>>709598608
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>>709598657
Nope, we're dead as fuck because we're an overpriced tourist restaurant.
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>>709598790
at least you don't have to deal with a thousand drunk people in costume
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>>709598556
if they arent both used I dont want em!!!!!!

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>>709598790
Where do you live that has tourists? What sort of food? Is it tasty? How much do you earn?
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>>709598657
well like being online doesnt count i guess
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>>709598996
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>>709598911
True, also sucks I didn't get a costume because we're allowed to wear them if we work on Halloween.
>>709598931
Fine I'll use the buttplug first.
>>709598942
South Dakota of all places. Mostly burgers but we have a good rueben and gumbo. During summer I was pulling $20-30 an hour depending on how busy it was. Now I'm pulling less than $10 an hour.
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>>709598977
well then maybe I can keep the hermit dream alive for a little while

>>709599258
what would you have gone as if you could get a costume?

>>709599185
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>>709598485
Hello, Katten.
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>>709599316
A heterosexual.
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>>709598128
Fix it.

>>709598155
No, embrace your twinkiness.
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>>709599258
thanks babe

>>709599316
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>>709599258
I see. I normally barbecue grill hamburgers myself at home. I can't imagine buying a hamburger someone else has cooked, on vacation. Vacations are for instant noodles.
What's the weather like? Probably nice.
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>>709599316
hooray :D

>>709599413
ahoy jam

>>709599487
fix mine pls
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>>709599435
that would have been an interesting costume

>>709599561
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>>709599708
we can be hermits together
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>>709599885
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>>709599781
duuuuude yeah! we can live off of the land! really man it up!
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>>709599849
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>>709599487
No, let me put it in your butt.
>>709599561
~
>>709599656
It's not bad, just crazy overpriced. Like an average burger with fries is $12. Weather is random as hell, it can be 20F one day and 80F the next day like it did a few weeks ago. Rain comes and goes so quickly I don't even bother checking the weather forecast.
>>709599716
Yeah just go the full 100 yards with a shirt that says "Grab her by the pussy." and douchebag sunglasses/hat
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>>709599708
How goest thou?
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>>709600088
its ok. i think i have scoliosis and its sad kind of i guess.
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>>709600044
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>>709600005
we'll just be wild men living in the deep forest. what'll we do about clothes?

>>709600044
that costume just screams heterosexual

>>709600297
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>>709600476
well we can bring what cloths you want. who says we have to be cave men? we can rough it in the wild but also be refined about it
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>>709600476
Nailed it.
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Living off the land sounds like a boring life.
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>>709600191
Grody.
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>>709600621
we'll be the most stylish hermits ever

>>709600735
I'll nail you
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>>709600844
I thought that was my job.
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>>709600827
very grody. i didnt think i could get any worse but wow i just did

>>709600758
meh its ok

>>709600844
we can set hermit trends!
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>>709600961
well if you insist

>>709600999
how will we share these trends with other hermits?
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>>709601193
Besides I'm the one with the hairy musky crotch remember?
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>>709601193
we can carve them into the trees so when others walk by they can see it
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>>709600999
There is always room for being more grody.
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>>709601193
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>>709601397
is there though? can i really reach anoher level of grody?
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>>709601330
oh yeah. I'll have to bury my face in it to remember

>>709601380
but if they're hermits how are they gonna go out and buy them? will we have to start a hermit clothing store as well?

>>709601501
I have that saved from last time
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>>709601579
ew
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>>709601636
>saved
wew, you flatter me~
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>>709601636
exactly! we can trade food items for clothing that we make!

>>709601672
ew is exactly what i am
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>>709601818
I don't know what you looks like, that ew was mainly for the pic
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>>709601801
it is awfully tasty looking

>>709601818
we're just gonna start up an entire hermit society
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>>709602039
no no it was clearly directed at me and its ok i understand.

>>709602081
a society that doesnt interact with eachother in person :D
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>>709602081
Like I said, you're more than welcome to have a taste~
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>>709602177
alright if you feel that way then split the ew 50/50 between your self and the pic
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>>709602177
will we still be interacting with eachother, or will I have to communicate with you by tree

>>709602366
I will one day
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>>709602419
this is acceptable.

>>709602456
oh well we ourselves will be interacting with eachother but we wont with the others except by trees and rocks
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>>709602456
Good, and goodnight, it's getting a little late over here.
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>>709602665
now I'm curious as to how you look that you put yourself so much

>>709602790
night
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>>709602665
ok good, I was wondering how non-interactive lewd stuff would work

>>709602790
sweet dreams

>>709602877
he's actually super cute
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>>709602877
dont listen to jeff he is just too nice and is trying to not make me cry because i look like a pile of barf

>>709602905
how would we do non-interactive lewd? like lewd wood carvings?
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>>709602905
They usually are. Kinda funny how that works
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>>709603030
some people are into that
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>>709603030
that's what I was thinking, we'd have to carve dildo's out of wood and stuff

>>709603041
he's just too cute for his own good
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>>709603125
he isnt into barf though. jeff isnt grody
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>>709601579
Yes. You could get alopecia.
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I'm not into barf, but I would like to get into wem
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>>709603200
That's not something people usually openly admit to though so you might never know
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>>709603199
oh gosh no not wood! stone though!

>>709603212
true but that wouldnt add much

>>709603408
jeff pls~!

>>709603455
he would tell me and he hasnt so that means he isnt
are you?
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>>709603620
we could make some real smooth stone and crystal dildos
please what, get into you?
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better than tinder! plenty of horny sexy sluts of your city on http://smo.do/DrXpfF
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>>709603620
I'm into quite a few thing, but barf is not one of them
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>>709603714
Finally a sign from god
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>>709603708
oh whoa the crystal ones would be really fancy!
O///o

>>709603789
i will never know love...
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>>709604090
love is overrated
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>>709604185
maybe i just want to be petted
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>>709604090
yep. first I'm gonna get in you, and then the crystals will~

>>709604257
*pet
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>>709604257
That's quite a different story
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>>709604293
all at once?!?
~~~

>>709604373
you dont know how much i like to be petted...
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>>709604652
yep~
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>>709604652
I can pet you without loving you
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>>709604714
hot diggity!

>>709604804
but your heart wont be in it
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>>709604965
I'm petting my cat right now and he seems be enjoying it
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>>709605076
he does not have a soul that needs petting love
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>>709605248
Best I can do is pretend
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>>709604965
I cleaned my sheets yesterday, and they were all warm and comfy for when I went to sleep in them
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>>709605349
pretend isnt good enough i can tell :c
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>>709605392
weeeeeew! what kind of fabric are they?
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>>709605404
I'm really good at pretending I love and care for people
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>>709605467
uhh, the light fabric sheets are made of? I do have a couple of big polyester blankets I cover myself with
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>>709605744
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>>709605538
i can feel the lack of love through your hands.

>>709605590
you should get like the most expensive silk sheets you can get
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