I am The Oracle. Ask me a question of the future and it will be answered.
what the fuck do you know about the future
>>709589842
What anime is this from?
>>709589842
How fuckin high are you?
What will the next global disaster be?
>>709589842
Does Hillary win?
When will 4chan finally die?
How do you plan to react to Google's utilization of javascript in order to flush out your JVMs on their phones?
>>709590001
>>709590022
Neither of these are questions of the future. Do not waste my time here.
>>709590022
>inb4 ifunny banner
>>709590258
It is if i am going to be fapping to it
Will Hillary been held responsible for her crimes
How high are you
>>709590244
Why would they do that?
>>709590244
I get it.
>>709589842
Am I gonna die alone?
>>709590516
I thought that shit was settled and done with.
>>709589842
Is everything gonna be alright tomorrow night?
>>709590258
Will op (the oracle)
ever stop sucking such large amounts of cock with his mouth and anus?
>>709589842
Will daddy stop touching my peepee before my 40th birthday next month? Do I get ice cream cake? I'll kill her if the bitch doesn't get me icecream cake.
>>709590635
Literally lol'd
>>709590613
Google still got fed up. Their constantly trying to rid of java in all their devices and replace it with javascript (which they control).
>>709590662
So le edgy xD really pushin limits there, George Carlin jr
>>709590516
do you get it though? cuz i dont think you do. you just seem to do whatever the fuck pleases you without any regard for what happens to other people mostly me.
I don't wanna hear you bullshit and i definately do not want another one of those """endearing""" conversations ever again
Op you little fagboi start answering
>>709590142
the next major disaster is the nuclear fallout of '36, caused by russia's surprise bombing of the u.s.
>>709590182 not this election, but she does win in the next election, preventing trump from winning 2 consecutive terms
>>709590196
4chan lives on until the CIA issues a ban on internet in the u.s. during the recession of '22
>>709590363 yes, she is finally convicted of all charges she was accused of during her term as president, which led to her impeachment
>>709589842
What is the future of ISIS
>>709590919
almost forgot image
>>709589842
more like "The Faggot"
>>709590987
you are literally surrounded by faggots of all shapes, colors and creeds
>>709590850
Did you have a stroke?
>>709589842
Show your butt u faggot
>>709590983
What will happen in Syria in the coming years?
>>709589842
What will happen to team fortress 2 within the next 10 years
will my pay check go through at midnight or do i have to wait till tomorrow to get drunk
>>709591170
i cannot, as i am a divinity, i have no physical form. i can, however emulate a human form with these articles of clothing
>>709589842
How long until i die? please, give something like years left
How many more cocks will you suck?
>>709589842
What is the next number I will spin on the roulette? Pls, I'm broke.
will i ever get to fuck karina?
>>709589842
Will I finish my career?
>>709589842
Are you Shino? cus he's a nerd but you look like him
Also will I be alright with my decisions this weekend or should I just be a hermit?
>>709591280
after Russia's surprise bombing of the u.s., syria attempts to become allies with the now world superpower, but within 10 years russia will have enslaved almost 90% of the middle east's population.
>>709591356
no further sequels are made in the coming years
>>709591363
both you and i know you could get drunk right now if you wanted to
>>709591415
you will die on october 7th, 2020 from a heart attack
>>709591489
while i am able to see set events in the future, fate is not something to be meddled with, thus i cannot say what will happen
>>709591515
no, karina is out of your reach and you know it, move on with your life
>>709591895
What will the Trump presidency look like?
>>709590919
Dude your amazing. How about this. I'm a veteran will I get called back in military to fight the new war? Or will I be dead from the nuclear fallout? Or will I revolt against the military and government when the government orders weapons to be took from Americans door to door when Hillary gets elected
>>709591895
well at least i won't be dying from alcohol poisoning.
>>709590972
what this guy has stated, what will happen to ISIS
in the coming years? will they ever be stopped?
do i ever get to fuck lucey,emily, or jordan?
Will I get the job?
>>709591895
Will she actually date me within a year
Will I be the next god of smash bros melee?
>>709589842
will I ever get to fuck Daniella in the ass?
Should I go after HER, even though she's a good bit younger than me?
will this fucking game of cards against humanity ever start
>>709589842
will SiIva ever come back
Am I the chosen one
Answer me please
Am I demon?
>>709590919
Zozzle.
There is no chance Russia survives as a country up to '36. Keep on mysteryfagging.
this whole thing is bullshit because trump wins this election
>>709589842
When do I kill myself?
>>709589842
mike i recognize our fucking door stop shit posting on this website you under age faggot or ill call dad to unplug your internet
Kate or Georgina?
>>709591702
no, you actually seek out 3 different careers before finally retiring at 63
>>709591830
the best choice that i can see is for you to stay indoors for this upcoming weekend. there will be unforseen danger during that time in your neighborhood.
>>709592082
this question is to vague and i don't have time to explain everything, please try to be more specific.
>>709592102
no, america's decision to begin drafting doesn't start until well after you are dead. also, hillary never actually has time to institute those laws.
>>709592226
isis is enslaved by the russians as i have stated before and they are forgotten
>>709592376
the best she will offer you is oral
>>709592472
no, that's a dead subject
>>709592474
im not sure what you mean by that, and so i dont have a response
>>709592663 yes, i said that earlier along with the fact that hillary stops him from running another term
>>709591373
We can see your nose in the first pic you stupid idiot
Will I ever get a gf?
Will we invent time travel anytime soon
Will Rogue One be a success?
When does God reveal himself to mankind in any way?
>>709591702
How would he know your specific future dumbass
>>709589842
Will I be happy?
>>709591373
Explain your hand on OP mike
>>709589842
does the business deal go through or should i start looking for something else?
>>709592793
Alright, I'll specify. Will Trump be as good a president as he's being hyped to be?
show tits
>>709592793
Oh hell yeah. Thanks, Shino. Indoors it is!
stop trying to fucking switch one thing that won't happen with some other things that also wont happen
is 2pac dead
Do i stay with my current gf or try and fuck around and get lots of poon while im still young? emphasis on try since i'm shy af.
>>709590857
Is this a new pasta, or do you actually have autism?
>>709593212
even i know that you're too beta to leave your girlfriend
>>709592248
plz answer ^^
Will she ever give me another chance
>>709589842
Well judging by the sign on the door above you tells me you live with your mom because only women in there 50s start putting cheesy ass inspirational quotes around the house as a decoration.
>>709593319
C'mon m8. You and I both know the answer to that.
Tell me something, what i am going to study or work ? Wat about my life style in the next years ?
Do the Spartans defeat the Athenians at Salamis, and what is the point spread?
>>709590850
>le edgy meem
back_to_reddit.jpg
>>709589842
Is this it for us?
>>709589842
Do you suck the dick, Oracle?
What career field am I going into. Answer this or we know you're a faking cunt.
>>709592785
patricia
>>709592838
yes, and you marry her 11 years later
>>709592859
humans never get the chance to amount to such technology
>>709592861
yes, however it will not be the most successful movie to ever be produced
>>709592868
what do you think i'm here for?
>>709592913
no, you commit suicide on jan 3, 2020
>>709593016
most of the people that voted for him were pleased with the overall state of the country that he left us in, even though it contradicted most of what he originally promised
>>709592935
your most successful timeline is the one in which you continue with your current career path
>>709593212
you will stay with her for another 2 months, which boosts your confidence enough to start trying again.
>>709590258
My bad. Will you one day suck the dick, Oracle?
When will the California drought end
>>709590919
>Thinks the CIA would ever have jurisdiction over US internet access
lol. grate bate.
>>709592793
Damn it I want to be alive so I can fight in the new great war for my country anything you can do to make me have a better chance of staying alive for the draft? The war veteran here
>>709589842
What will I be doing, five years from now?
>>709593669
Where and when will the next terrorist attack be?
What will I be in the future? My job I mean
Do i ever get brain from the twink boy at my school
When is the rapture oracle?
Do I stay with Julia?
>>709593642
do not ask me questions you already know the answer to
>>709593716
i have no control over the future, i can only see it clearer than most
>>709593817
the next major attack is the bombing of the 9/11 memorial in 2021
>>709593959
there is no rapture, only human-caused destruction
>>709593669
>no, you commit suicide on jan 3, 2020
What leads me to suicide, what can be done to prevent it, and what path can I take to lead a happy life?
Who am I currently planning on fucking? By that I mean is it a chick or a dude and what is his/her name.
>>709594129
When will WW3 Happen?
>>709593669
When will I finally lose my virginity?
>>709589842
I have a few questions:
1.Where is my mom?
2.When will i die?What can i do to avoid it?
3.What will trump do when hes president?
4.What am i going to do tomorrow?
5.What will i work at when i get older?And where
>>709594129
I've got no clue you fucking lying cunt. That's just your damage control can't answer the question response. Note with b8ing newfag.
Oracle I'm worried that my ex is gonna kill herself over this new fuckboy who's been beating her, what's going to happen to her and when?
>>709589842
How long till I get another girlfriend?
Also, what branch of the military will I end up in?
>>709594491
Now quit with the*
>>709594538
get fucked. enough sabre rattling
>>709589842
Sup faggot
will Trump win?
>>709589842
Do you know that The Joker is going to paralyze you?
>>709589842
Will I finally become a trap?
How many days until I finally enter a relationship that'll last more than a year?
When wil God unveil himself?
Will everything be ok? Will I get the job? Will I be successful?
>>709591515
Adam?
>>709589842
What's the name of the guy Im gonna marry?
>>709594083
you stay with her for the next 2 months, but then part ways after finding out she had cheated on you
>>709593902
your career in medical engineering begins in early 2019
>>709594207
that is a fixed timeline, there is nothing you can do to prevent it
>>709594287
there is no such war in the future
>>709594296
nov 6, 2018 to a woman named kelly
>>709594429
please only one question at a time, my time in this form is limited
>>709594491
i cannot tell you what you are not willing to believe
>>709594497
the police eventually catch on and her boyfriend is jailed
>>709594538
you stay single until death, but live a prosperous live as a result; marines
>>709594603
What are you going on about you damn statist
>>709594950
My goodness you really are shit at baiting.
>>709594950
Do we ever make contact with an alien species?
>>709594950
What happens to Jessie?
Oracle, my girlfriend and I are having issues currently. Will we last or should I start trying to get with other girls?
When will my financial situation improve, when and how?
>>709594950
Come one man i really need to know if im going to do any sexual activity such as a bj with the twink boy at my schoo
>>709594950
Will I ever get to fuck my cousin?
>>709594950
>that is a fixed timeline, there is nothing you can do to prevent it
FUCK
Can I at least be told the cause of suicide? What brings me over the edge?
oracle, you are a faggot
OP are you really that lonely that you will pretend to give people fortunes just for a little human interaction? Please consider suicide.
Is my girlfriend amber actually going to the gym when she tells me she is or am I being played? Her story doesnt add up
What is the meaning of life?
Will she see her own insides or pass out when I gut her?
>>709589842
When will i die,how?
>>709589842
Where am i going to work at when i get older
>>709594950
Lol
My girlfriend's name is not Julia, it's Rebecca
>>709589842
Racks am I intelligent? Will I ever slam hot boypussy with a cock so big I could break walls? Will I ever make good money? When will I RIP in Pongo
>>709594950
Holy shit I am currently studying in that field ! Also when will I die?
Will I make it into med school?
>>709595326
Fuck off cunt
when will i find love?
>>709595328
Oracle here
She's really going to the gym... with chad
>>709595364
Chicken nuggets
>>709595268
Gay sextape goes public
>>709595189
Go for for dudes bro
>>709594934
Jacob
>>709594790
Soon. In the next few years soon humans are getting dumb
>>709593956
Yup then he tells everyone
Answer me, please, or tell me something that you think it´s important for me to know, at least what im going to workk on. 111198
>>709595763
Thats not op
>>709595763
Fuck off fake cunt
t. Damo
>>709595834
Just as accurate as op
>>709595763
Fuck off ciggy butt brain
>>709590022
Isn't that Grisaia?
If I ever reach Godtier, what will be my Class and Aspect?
>>709595328
You don't need advice from an oracle to know this one, bro.
The fact is if you get a feeling in your gut that something's up, it's probably true. Listen to your gut. She wouldn't be telling shit that doesn't add up unless she's hiding something. Now why would she be hiding something, I wonder? Perhaps she's doing something she doesn't want you to know?
Will I ever watch Naruto
>>709595834
>>709595847
>>709595960
Successful trigger
>>709594782
your next 3 relationships range from 2 to 3 years
>>709594790
i am the closest thing to a divinity that exists
>>709594934
seth
>>709595115
it is discovered in the near future that we are the only living organisms in the universe
>>709595130
what specific event do you want to hear about that future?
>>709595189
your best timeline is set by your breaking up with her
>>709595214
you eventually find a job as a store clerk and work your way up to management in 5 years
>>709595221
no , he leaves the school before you decide to approach him in such a way
>>709595253
not for another 6 years
>>709595268
a drug overdose
>>709595328
yes, she stays faithful until you cheat on her next year
>>709595462
you never are able to go through with it
>>709595471
feb. 17 2046, lung cancer
>>709595533
you will become a manager at a respected architecture firm
>>709595669
2063
>>709596031
>>709596186
Will I make it into med school???
>>709596186
Am I going to be successful?
>>709596186
Will I live to 125 years ? I'm determined to make it
>>709596186
Will my romance with you-know-who work out?
>>709589842
What's the name of the next guy Im going to date?
>>709593542
no answer on this?
>>709596186
>>709595130
In regards to university
>>709596186
How intelligent am I now, Oracle? Will I assume my career and breed with lots of shitters until I die?
Who will win Superbowl LI?
How will my financial status be in the future?
>>709594083
>>709595552
What's wrong OP? Did I trick you?
>>709596186
Will I ever do anything noteworthy?
>>709596186
Will my sister be pregnant with my child?
>>709596186
Get off 4chan Roger Johns
Where will i find the love of my life, please?
>>709596578
Duplicity won't give accurate results, faggot. He knows the future given all the correct variables, he's not fucking omniscient.
>>709595752
no answer?
>>709596186
How can i prevent the lung cancer?Will i do something that'll cause it? Just wondering
>>709596186
Wheres my mom
>>709596313
Yes
>>709596314
Si
>>709596314
>>709596337
Are you fucking dumb no
>>709596381
Yes if you try
>>709596416
Oswald. Just like that blue octopus motherfucker
>>709596552
Great
>>709596578
Congratulations you played yourself
>>709596637
Use plan b
>>709596691
No
Will I ever get to fuck my teacher?
>>709596186
When will I be GMT
will Jessie send me nudes again, will anyone find out?
>>709596186
How come i grabbed the twink boys dick literally today and he grabbed mine
>>709596777
OH SHIT GOLDEN TRIPS
>>709596777
checked
>>709596777
How old are you? Nice trips
You do not fucking answer me because im too far ? or you are a fakin trash talker :(
>>709596768
FaKe
>>709589842
Will your mom ever stop dreaming of the time I fucked her right in the pussy?
>>709596186
Bullshit, I'm going to rip that cunts tongue out and watch her bleed to death from her big fucking mouth
>>709596906
Yes you have a chance to fuck then
>>709596768
Gtfo faggot
>>709596917
Isreal d00d
>>709596186
If you were as close to a God, that would negate the whole enigma of God. So that makes you a liar. Who is telling you all of this, anon? Spirits?
>>709596768 (You)
>>709596031 (You)
>>709595763 (You)
ftfy
>>709596313
yes, but you lose motivation and drop out before the second semester
>>709596337
no, you die at the age of 96 from pneumonia
>>709596381
yes, you marry in the next 2 years and raise 2 successful children
>>709596416
jon
>>709596538
drops out within 2 years
>>709596551
Steelers
that is a matter of your own opinion
>>709596628
nothing that the world as a whole will notice
>>709596637
no, she never gives birth to him
>>709596687
it will be your tour guide on your trip to europe, rebecca
>>709596691
in the next year
>>709589842
Who do I end up with Vanessa, Natalie or Erika?
what is the name of the person I will marry?
>>709597162
thank you oracle
>>709596803
No
>>709596883
Cause you eat cawk
>>709596922
Sucks she has to dream of you having a big cock
>>709596997
Triggerd
>>709596917
Triggered >>709597063
Triggered
When and how will I die?
Why are trump supporters such retards?
Oracle, will i fully unlock my astral travel abilities? Also, will mankind ever break the cycle of life?
>>709597162
Is there any way to expand my life? ( 125 guy here )
>>709589842
Am I gonna fap to bushy ebony bitches tonight or bushy milfs?
When Will i have a girlfriend that i love and who loves me? its so hard to be alone.
>>709597359
Nah you're triggered mate
>>709597484
You wont. Youll die alone in your own pool of cum
How many mountain dews will i have by 2017
>>709597484
That is a subtly fucked up gif. Impressive.
Will I be successful
Tell me something that will surprise my, i dare you bitch
Will i ever get around to programming?
>>709597162
>drops out within 2 years
What's the reason?
>>709589842
What will I have for breakfast on 13/2/2019.
>>709597636
If you get off here. Yes. The choice is still yours.
Will I be rid of having to pay child support by the end of the year?
I am not even sure how accurate it is but the fact that he was able to know my current field is pretty amazing.
>>709597577
Delete Facebook. Go to the gym. Eat better. Limit the fapping follow your passion.
What is the name of my future wife? Its important please please
>>709589842
I'm tired to work for and help enrich others.
Please tell me the winning numbers for today's EuroJackpot.
Will I have sex within the next 7 days?
>>709597736
>implying that i cant c++ whiles browsing 4chan
Will the sex I'm having tonight go well?
Do I live to see the age of 123?
>>709589842
Will I end up with my love again?
>>709597861
It would be done if you weren't on here newfagging around niggy nog
Will the mother of my child kill herself?
Will they ever fix civ vi ai?
>>709589842
Will human level artificial intelligence ever be created in 50 years?
>>709597913
122.
he cant tell u that
Does she like me or is she just being friendly? Will I ever find out or will I just wonder until she gives up because I'm a pussy?
>>709596777
no, you considered the negative outcomes and decided against it
>>709596785
that will never be within your grasp
>>709596803
no
>>709597279
none of the above, her name will be natalia
>>709597282
eric
>>709597367
june 4th 2018, car accident
>>709597466
no, yours is a fixed timeline
>>709597467
that is still up to fate
>>709597484
unfortunately, your disability deters any potential mates
>>709597551
473
>>709597636
it is hard for you to make time for it, so you pick it up as a hobby
>>709597708
eggos chocolate chip waffles and a glass of ice water
>>709597973
55.
>>709589842
Will the man I have fallen in love with love me back the way I wish him too?
Am I going to receive a large sum of money within the next 30 days?
Will my dream work out?
Will there be a second season to no game no life?
>>709597467
Ebonies tonight
>>709597402
Yes
>>709597367
96 on toilet from sideways poop
>>709597380
Racism, groupthink, and following others because it's cool
>>709597466
Drink less milk
>>709597484
Sooon anon
>>709597501
Actually you are triggered
>>709597618
Penis
>>709597565
It is
>>709597636
Yep buy the books and stop being lazy
>>709597851
Nah
>>709597901
Your dick gets stuck in the toaster
>>709597961
No
>>709598006
Whats my online identity?
>>709598006
Fate wants bushy ebony thanks mystery nigga
>>709598006
What happens to us when we die?
>>709598092
Yeah if you time stamp tits or gtfo
>>709598006
Out of curiosity could you tell me my name?
>>709598152
Nah you're triggered. I agree with your Trump analysis though.
>>709598097
Yea. That you owe to bills.
>>709598006
Does she still love me?
>>709597766
no, it stays with you for the next 3 and a half years
>>709597831
christy
>>709597839
chance is too distorted for me to perceive
>>709597851
yes, with your girlfriend in 2 days
>>709597901
you arent going to have sex tonight, it's delayed until tomorrow
>>709598006
do not attempt to impersonate me mortal
>>709598152
jokes on you asshole
the mother of my child already killed herself
I went to the funeral 8 months back.
>>709598006
Am I gonna beat the rape charge?
>>709589842
Should I make moves towards this girl I click with or will I get rejected? I'm a real shy person so I usually cant bring myself to do such things.
>>709590919
What citiy/ies are bombed
Name of person I will marry?
>>709598006
>>709596539
Oracle please
>>709589842
I take a test in 20 minutes OP. I will receive the grade via email immediately after. What will I get OP?
>>709598299
We agree on one thing which is pretty cool. Now you're cool to me anon
will i have a gf ?
when is my birthday? 4th time asking 0 answer, come on oprah
>>709598006
When and where is the next big earthquake?
Can you teach me your ways?
>>709598356
I don't have a girlfriend and I'm pretty sure I have an STD that had caused a wart to develop along the left side of the shaft.
>>709598356
meant to call out >>709598152 not myself
Willlll I geet sckckk tomorrow? I'gve had halkf botle of rum.
>>709598152
What if I just really really avoid toasters?
>>709598006
Aye Oracle nigga do aliens have big dicks or small dicks?
Will I be successful in my current work field? Should I go back to my previous kind of work
>>709589842
Will my dream work? Also was that a gunshot?
>>709598590
It's destiny bruh fixedntimeline and shits so it's going to happen so pepper your angus and take it head on like a man
Is that girl I want to send me nudes gonna send me nudes?
>>709589842
will there be a global economic collapse anytime in the next ten years?
When will I get into my next relationship?
Will she divorce me?
>>709589842
will russia and/or china go to war with the west/USA? who will win the war?
>>709598862
Wow man almost cut myself on that edge I gotta be careful
What is the name of my future wife?
Will i ever gain superior intellectual capacity?
How much of my future do i control?
When do i break up with my current gf?
when is my next holiday location ?
>>709598935
no one
we all die.
>>709596186
When will i meet a girl that will take this loneliness away from me?
>>709599002
You control all of it if you think about it
>>709589842
When will we be able to move to AZ?
Am I gonna fuck my friend?
>>709598356
Does Half life 3 ever come out?
>>709598356
Since the lottery thing won't work:
What can we do to get rid of retarded liars like Trump and his fans?
We also have problems with fact resistant scum in EU.
Am I gonna fuck that chick from work?
>>709599164
Kek
Where will i die? will i die alone?
>>709598006
What is the name of the girl i end up with?
Will Trump Win?
Every year this Sphincter smasher uses is in 2020 except that one date of 2036. Hmmm. = RETARDED FAGGOT NIGGERLOAF
>>709598360
>Takes this for real
Will my dream work out? Also did I just hear someone getting shot?
Is what I'm getting ready to do a bad idea?
>>709589842
how will I die?
>>709589842
when will I lose virginity
what is the name of the person i will marry
>>709599287
Really for real
>don't claim clairvoyance if you can't keep up with the demand for truths
Am I gonna fuck that actress?
>>709599470
I'm not the oracle guy.
I always lose friends.
When will i lose my most important friend and how?
When will I get dubs again????
Will I ever do anything great.
>>709598356
Oracle, will I they ever make another Socom game.
are we punished for killing ourselves? how?
>>709599638
just saiyan
Will I stay in California my whole life or will I relocate to another state at some point? And if so, which state?
>>709598356
Will I ever kill another human? If so why?
>>709599745
by forcing you to live your life after an attempted suicide but as a failure in every aspect of life no matter how much effort is put into what you do.
>>709598203
only death
>>709598311
no, she has moved on
>>709598365
there is no rape charge
>>709598374
you will go for her and date her for about 4 months
>>709598375
during what time?
>>709598387
emily
>>709598394
yes, your other attempts at careers fail and you end up staying with the current one
>>709598407
the current conditions of that timeline make results blurry, but it will be between 70 and 80%
>>709598420
yes, you have 3 before marrying
>>709598467
hawaii, big island, 2030
>>709598744
your best life is a result of you sticking with your current job until your death
>>709598802
no, it is an unattainable goal
>>709598826
no, she has no data and her wifi goes down
>>709598876
it will come along with russia's surprise bombing
>>709598885
within the next 3 months
>>709598895
no, you break the relationship apart after having an affair and never telling her
>>709598960
elsa
>>709599002
no human can ascend his brain's capability and no man has control of his own future
>>709599026
in 3 months after she gets bored
>>709599064
in jan of next year
>>709599098
you try in 3 years , but die on the trip
>>709599112
which friend are you referring to?
>>709599243
in florida on your vacation with your wife
What are the winning mega millions number for the next drawing?
>>709600004
are you saying that you wake up having failed? everyone does?
>>709598356
Will I end my double life? Which one will I stay with the rest of my life?
>>709600035
Will the Fourth Reich ever rise?
>>709600035
I'm this guy
>>709599112
The female one obviously. (the only one I consider a friend)
When will this thread
>404
How many kids will I have?
Fagtech reporting in.
If this post is dubs, then OP is a faggot.
>>709598365
Kek
>>709600035
where specifically does Russia bomb in this surprise bombing
>>709600234
Faggot fuck off.
>>709600035
How smart am I now OP?
>>709600369
If I get dubs you have to post your SSN and picture ID
Is World War 3 upon us? If so what countries will be wiped out.
Do i learn to manipulate elements and when will life on earth end?
>>709600035
Who do I go for, Mandy or Cacy
>>709600035
when will I lose virginity
>>709599269
he already answered this you dense cunt
Don't hurt me.
>>709600425
Don't piss off the oracle, fuck head. Can't even dub
>>709600425
Dubs get
>>709600426
Read his fucking past answers
>>709599302
that was a transformer burst
>>709599345
it doesnt affect your life in a major way
>>709599400
brain tumor
>>709599429
sept 30 2030
>>709599436
thomas
>>709599461
next week, suicide
>>709599540
no, you are never able to reach her
>>709599679
next year, you try to have sex with his girlfriend
>>709599726
in 2.4 hours
>>709599738
no, that will never become a series
>>709600127
no, you are unable to detach from your life of lies
>>709600193
ah, no but you attempt at another friend that you have yet to meet
>>709600207
1 male
>>709600344
oregon
>>709600425
i do not go by your rules, mortal
>>709600435
no human has that potential
>>709600123
Yes, but it works different depending on your method of suicide. The more violent and/or traumatic the farther back you're reset.
A gunshot victim might reset back to when they first thought about doing it and had the means but didn't do it, instead of actually shooting yourself you just wake up the following morning and all you remember is making a practice attempt. From there on you are a failure at all you do until you learn to appreciate the things you have the people you have while you have them.
Hell takes many forms and denying you knowledge is one of the most cruelest because nothing you experience from then on is real, everyone has already moved on and lived full lives by the time you realize what your mistake was how you can never go back and change it.
>>709600577
haha gottem >>709600549
i will fuck only 3 girls before get married ? that´s shit
tell me if i´ll like my work at least
>>709600615
What is my name that i usually use online?
Will i be successful at all in my life?
What are the winning numbers for the next Mega Millions drawing?
>>709600615
Will I become an Ophthalmologist or will I be successful in music?
>>709600615
I'll smoke your birdie arms, you UK fuck.
>>709600615
Oracle, Who do I end up getting with, Mandy or Cacy
>>709598356
Does anime ever become real ?
>>709600615
But I already fucked her once...
>I'm this guy
>>709600193
And 404
404
>>709600663
Not you. Pussy
Do I have a better chance with Lucy or Francie?
>>709600473
mandy
>>709600509
you never do, however you make 3 attempts, the last of which is illegal and gets you a 5 year jail sentence
>>709600691
you live to be overall unsatisfied with your choice of labor
>>709600756
success is defined by your own determinants
>>709600799
your music career is what becomes your greatest achievement
