How do I find weed?
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How do I find weed?
>>709563576
Bro... Bro...
Weed finds YOU.
I have another question...
How much is a gram in volume?
I have no idea and don't wanna be ripped off
Craigslist.
Or Yik Yak.
Or ask the homeless folks near you.
Craigslist has suited me well before. Only 1 issue ever out of dozens of encounters.
>>709563858
Ok, what do I look for on CL?
>>709563576
Grow it.
>>709563943
Weed
Wait outside of a smoke shop, and casually ask people who go inside to hook you up. Weed people are real friendly like. The ones that sell tons of bongs and pipes and cigars and shit.
No fucking idea man
I'm always helpless unless I have a friend who knows someone in the area
>>709563857
Depends. Damp and and condensed will be smaller and tighter than some dry weed, but weigh the the same. You have to trust on a first buy.
>>709564008
They literally just put weed? I live in a state where it isn't legal, recreational or medical.
>>709563576
donde esta... pot
>>709563576
Get a part time job in the service industry.
craigslist
>>709564185
this
Ask a stoner friend.
If you don't have one, get one.
>>709563576
Only way I trust is through a friend
>>709563836
kek
thougt the samer
1idea 2 stoners
That one druggie highschool friend
>>709564067
This could work if you don't look like a narc
if you are Canadian, just go to a local dispensary, they almost give it away, i didn't even need a prescription to be able to buy there
Only use Craigslist if you want to go to prison. Otherwise use a dark net market such as AlphaBay.
>>709564386
This nigga wouldn't be asking if he were Canadian.
i saw a post on craigslist " 420 delivery" but it was in NYC and i live in NJ.
>>709563857
usually you can base the size of a gram on the size of your pinky toe
>>709564135
Bro your so fucking dumb you don't deserve to find weed.
Use some fucking common sense. Search for weed in the personals of craigslist.
>>709563576
sometimes you can get lucky by asking someone at a headshop, go ask the cashier or hang around outside and ask people if they can get you some. Use your own judgement if you think someone might call the cops on you for soliciting.
>>709563943
Really dude? You're already 20 bricks shy of a full load, and you want to get baked?
>>709563576
Order some good seeds from high times
Grow that shit in your backyard or woods
>>709563857
the last digit of your thumb.
The DN
>>709564185
This is actually true. I used to work at a movie theater and 40% of my co-workers smoked
How much you want I gotta bouta pound I need too off asap
>>709564386
What province?
http://reloadedudjtjvxr.onion/
if op has any friends they're sure to have friends with friends.
depending on where op lives there could also be legal dispensaries around town, but it's important to know if they're the kind you need a medical card for or not. Some states, like Washington, and California, have dispensaries that don't require this card, but for you to be of legal age (21).
I wish you luck, and remember, always corner your bowls when smoking with friends! You don't wanna be that douche who burns the whole bowl before anybody else wants to smoke with you!
people try to sell me weed all the time when i'm at mcdonalds at 4am. try that.
>>709564516
Depending on how much you will buy, they might drive out to you. nyc to Atlantic city is about 4 hours return. if its some decent quality stuff, buying about 500$ worth they probably wouldn't mind driving, and that would last you months, even if you toked every day.
>>709563576
ask this lil sexy slut
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.html
>>709563857
It's called a dub here in the east coast around $20 west coast ive heard $10-15
>>709570802
A dub sack is 2 grams you fucking mongoloid.
Move to Seattle. God I love living here.
>>709564805
Pinky toe? nigger, is your weed powder? A gram can easily be the size of le big toe.
>>709570871
terminology is very regional I've found.
ask a cop, they usually know where to find some.
>>709571086
I usually get really dense nugs, a loose, dry nug will be more the size of your big toe
>>709570802
>I heard of the 1/8ball, clearly it refers to an 8ball full weed.
>>709571009
The people in the PNW are very.... peculiar. Honestly the worst thing about the PNW is the people and the fucking 8 months straight of dreary overcast and rain.
>>709564185
this.
>>709563576
reported hope the policia get you
Go to a predominantly black neighborhood and yell out I need weed!! Soon enough the coons will come out of the trash cans to give you your dope.
>>709563576
don't you have any mexican friends or any friends for that matter?
>>709564185
This is real world knowledge right here son. Listen up.
>>709563576
check your left pocket
>>709570802
Holy shit! the fuck is up with your weed? 20$US a gram? its 10$C in Canada. thats like 7.50$ us a gram rn.
>>709572340
>>709572545
I pay 15 a gram here in the states
45 for an 1/8
>>709572545
That's for dank, I can get mids for $5/gram and $25/quarter. That $20/g shit isn't even worth it IMO, cause it by itself (w/o smoking it) stinks so much that people will think you are smoking or just got done.
>>709572194
OP here, I live in my mom's basement and rarely leave the house. I need the weed for my social anxiety and to lose weight.
>>709572545
our prices for chronic are starting to change in the past few years. I used to only be able to get $60 eighths and now I pay $45-$50
Go to the darknet and buy weed using bitcoins.
>>709567471
What state?
>>709573028
http://reloadedudjtjvxr.onion/
>>709563576
move to a legal weed state, Colorado, Oregon, Washington or Alaska
>>709563980
I always wondered how do u get the seeds to do so is it in the weed u buy?
>>709563857
In my dispo its 6/gram for lower quality and 9/gram for top shelf
>>709573028
i know there are guides so im not asking how but how difficult is tor onion.
example
ive never put a computer together but i can use one.
>>709568274
where do u live fam
>>709573197
thanks
>>709573336
look up "herbies seeds"
It's illegal to buy seeds in the US/UK, but nobody really cares - you won't get in any trouble for it.
>>709572967
Weed isn't' going to help you, I suggest getting Crystal Meth.
u can go on tor even on an android, download orweb and orbot. There are bitcoin apps too
Move to a Seattle. It's legal here. Once it's legal, you realize how not big a deal it is
>>709573538
your welcome sire
>>709573593
Thx i might do it but im such a pussy
>>709573593
Not illegal to buy them in the UK, just illegal to germinate them.
>>709573759
No don't listen to this guy, Seattle is full.
>>709573647
I got some links in this thread already.
>>709572967
>need weed for social interactions
>getting weed requires social interaction
I know the feeling though. There is no real way around the fact that you need to keep your connections open and stay in contact with friends who smoke. Otherwise without using the darkweb or waiting until it's legal, you're gonna risk getting scammed or simply wasting your time.
I'm always so fucking sketch to reply to any of the ads on craigslist...i feel like every one of them is a cop that's gonna come to my house.
>>709563576
budmail dot bizzzzzzzzzz
>>709563576
>By posting on 4chan, of course.
Have you tried craigslist?
>>709572967
Try low doses of MDMA.
One of the (side) effects is that your ability to recognize negative facial expressions lowers, while your ability to recognize positive ones rises. Also the euphoric happiness is a plus.
Use Ubuntu well you go on tor, make sure you use peerbocker. Have bleachbit installed, change your dns, spoof your mac address, don't use a computer that's tied into what you do for your social profile, use a completely different network far from your own, also use pgp.
>Go to the parc
>Seek out where the weed smell is coming from
>Ask those people if you can get some from them or buy from their guy.
>????????
>Profits.
craigslist search '420'
don't trust anything that makes you wire money for 'delivery'
>>709574029
Use a proxy and throw away email, it's unnecessary but it'd mean you're safe from cops.
>>709574141
>low doses
i say that every time i do MDMA and then hours later im like a .8 in and im wacked for like 2 days
>>709574141
>Side effects may include neurotoxicity.
>>709563576
Grow it. Buy it. Only two options here buddy .
>>709574293
Basically this.
Also how did you manage to not get asked to buy some? Can't remember the last time I went partying without being asked to buy or sell.
>>709574432
like protonmail or sigaint or maildrop
>>709572967
Amphetamine, it has a low addiction rate and is pretty safe unless you have cardiovascular issues. Also: not neurotoxic.
Does the weed cravings ever go away? I've been clean for a year and I still feel the urges to hit up my old dealer and smoke a blunt while playing some luigis mansion. I miss weed so damn much
>>709574432
>>709574432
this. and potentially a burner phone just to be safe
>>709574548
sigaint is good
>>709574029
>Because cops put out craigslist ads to lure potential weed buyers, then charge them with "attempted purchase of an insignificant amount of illicit drug".
>>709563576
go to the nearest gas station and find the people buying swishers
>>709574938
its possible. they think they're doing good by fighting the "war on drugs" by busting pot smoking teens. I'm curious if anyone's had luck from CL ads?
>>709575170
i have. in FL and DC/VA
>>709572734
I payed $25 for 4g of some medical yesterday in Socal
>>709574432
>proxy
Worthless, get a vpn.
>>709574479
Overdozing on it does, yes. I'm talking 1/4 to 1/8 of what's used to go out clubbing.
>>709575170
bump
>>709575277
do they ask if u have a medical card? was it one of those companies that say they deliver or w/e?
>>709573772
The first time I ordered from a seedbank, I was pissing myself thinking I'd have to sign for the package then the mail carrier would slap cuffs on me or something. Never had a bad experience, though.
I've heard sometimes they get seized and you get a letter from customs essentially saying, "Please don't buy drugs," but that's the worst-case scenario
Not Op. I found a guy on craigslist here in canada, selling high quality stuff. (AK-47, OG kush, grandaddy purple and more) If I buy say 2oz from him, how much could I sell it for per gram. I get some decent quality stuff for about 10$ a gram. Its not the best, but its slightly above average.
ad in question is here
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/hab/5848412148.html
>>709575170
Basically everytime my guy goes to bed i look for someone whos up on craigslist. Found 3 total.
The FBI doesnt put out ads on your local craigslist page, and the penalty for attempting to buy weed cant be serious.
>I sentence you to death in an insane asylum.
>>709575170
honestly i've gotten stuff from CL before. i live in a place too where CL isn't very popular at all. i didnt buy weed though i bought mushrooms. he met me out in front of a grocery store. only time i've ever seen drugs on CL. we use Kijiji where i live. CL is nothing but a bunch of STD filled personal ads
>>709575668
Canada bro?
>>709575406
no, just searched 420 and asked about it with a yahoo account. used a burner phone in FL, since its hardcore illegal there. in DC just used the yahoo account. it was a bit of a pain, but no cops or issues.
one ad tried to get me to wire money via western union but i could smell that scam miles away.
>>709575564
come to nova scotia and i'll get you all that for half the price with the same quality if not better. hes a total RIP OFF
>>709575742
nova scotia
>>709570802
I see people talkin shit. But we might be in same area. 20 bucks a gram. Thats why u should buy 8ths, oz's and up. The less u buy. The more u pay.
>>709575837
What should they be? the stuff I get is not og kush, or anywhere near that quality, but 5 seconds on a bubbler and you're starting to feel it.
>>709575314
>Overdozing
>fractions of what
>miligrams is how you express dosage
There is no data on how much mdma it takes to damage your brain, but there is data on the obvious fact that more is more dangerious.
Pic related, its your brain, along with the source.
https://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/teaching-packets/neurobiology-ecstasy/section-iii/3-long-term-effects-in-monkeys
Im sticking with LSD, thank you very much!
>>709576306
no MDMA but LSD? That doesn't seem like a 'lower tier' drug
>>709574657
Why do you keep posting this.
>>709572967
Actual OP here, this is not me
>>709576306
MDMA is fine if you dont do it on a regular. ive been doing it once a month on average for a good 7 years. id much rather MDA personally, or a mixture of the two. but yeah you cant beat a good batch of acid... lol
Hey guys i was looking to buy some too, but my state sucks. Do you guys think this is reliable? https://worcester.craigslist.org/had/5849561661.html
>>709576306
>Monkeys were given ecstasy twice a day for four days
Come the fuck on man, get real. Nobody takes that much.
>>709576231
i can get an oz of really good shit for like 140-150
>>709576785
ive stayed up for 3 days on MDMA quite a few times. usually take like 15 pills by the time i crash
>>709576807
shit, you serious? Any problems with the mail? I've never gone through the post before. My building has a front desk that takes packages, so it can't smell at all.
>>709576306
Ecstasy is not a substance, it's basically a brand name. MDMA is the substance. Also you can't "see" serotonin, especially not on those images; flawed description. Additionally they don't provide any information about the amounts. Sad to see something that bad ending in .gov.
anyone in the Bay Area wanna meet up for a toke?
>>709564185
fucking BINGO
>>709576931
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>709576439
But it doesnt damage my brain, also those tiers are based on nothing.
>>709576670
Yeah my gf also takes some at about that frequency, i for one cant tolerate the feeling that there is good possibility breaking some of my precious serotonin receptors.
>>709576785
>A study gets extreme results from extreme tests and draws conclusions from them along with less drastic tests.
you have not read the article.
>>709576306
everyone is trying to argue this... im living proof... i took quiet a bit of mdma approx 8-9 years ago for about 6 months.. it was really funny at the time. but something has been missing ever since then. i rarely get excited about anything... its like im missing my "spark". it may just be me. everyone different
I pay 250 for an ounce of one hitter from another soldier. Better than buying local, Price around here is 15-20 a gram so it's a good deal.
>>709577217
honestly man i posted earlier in this thread. if you want GOD TIER quality green man. look up budmain dot biz. ive ordered from them so many times. its money order only, the adress you mail it to is always dfiferent. you dont need a prescription or anything, order it right to your door, no problems i guarantee it. and they have a HUGE selection. i was sceptical at first but i knew a few ppl that have ordered from it and they convinced me
>>709577240
Faggot, i didnt make the picture
>protip from a pro: extacy contains MDMA. mindblown
Now lets see:
THEY: Are a reliable source of information which conducted a scientific study.
YOU: got nothing.
>cant see serotonin
Because you sound like someone who knows the intricacies of field of medical research.
>>709578279
budmail*
>>709578279
Does the package dank? thats my biggest concern. and do they have a return address? I don't want it to be "Marijuana mail co." cause I would be evicted so quick.
>>709578279
> the adress you mail it to is always dfiferent
Sounds 2sketchy4me
>>709575294
Medical Hype is fucking retarded now. I get more lit off my hook up, who has home grown strains, than I do off medical. It's way overrated. You typically pay more, because for some reason, medical is an incentive to increase the price on weed that isn't even that dank.
>>709578279
>Money order
>fucking kek
If youre going to buy online why not buy from the darkweb like people who arent retarded?
>>709578382
Whatever the underlying study is, they made such a bad job at describing method, observation and result that it can be discarded as a source, sorry. I'm not saying the study is wrong, I'm saying that website is wrong.
>>709570871
A dub is 3.5 grams you dipshit..half of a quarter..keep getting ripped off since you want to act like an assclown
>>709578600
>>709578629
https://www.budmail.biz/
its pretty much canada only. they're legit. just check em out.
>>709571884
True ..or just hang out at the bus station
>>709579069
A dub stands for DANK UBER BUD and is TEN*FUCKING*GRAMS.
>>709578809
https://www.reddit.com/r/canadients/comments/2z4gee/is_budbuddybiz_momcanadabiz_legit_really_are/
seems to be legit
>>709579433
yeah man its been around forever. i haven't ordered from it in awhile, they seem to take different payments now, even BTC now, before it was just money order.
>>709578382
Depending on your location, only 20%-70% of the pills sold as ecstacy actually contain MDMA.
You literally can't visualize serotonin, what has been done is the monkeys have received a tracer that connects with a protein that's concentrated in the serotonin receptors to make them visible before slicing up their brains. Not the serotonin itself.
The study is fine, the source explaining it is horrible.
Look under the couch. That's usually where I lose my weed.
cannabc.ca is pretty good
>>709579375
Did u just make that shit up?..i live in northern California and have literally never heard that retarded shit..a dub is an eighth..ive been smoking for 18 years now..and a dub is ALWAYS an eighth
You don't weed finds you
>>709580689
Yes. I did in fact make that up. Not going to double down even tho it would be funnier, nope. Just going to admit it.
>>709580689
a dub is 2 grams, an "egg" is an eighth
>>709581834
Fuck all this new terminology..haha..i liked it when it wasnt hip..a whole lot more ..just for argument sake everyone in all the circles I've been in called a n eighth a dub
>>709581628
Mighty white of you
>>709578789
>medical is an incentive to increase the price
>4gs for 25
cannotcompute.avi
>>709582333
it all started out of fear of getting caught. I lived in Northern Virginia where every dealer assumes the Feds are tapping their phones and shit. Dub I understand cus its short for double but egg is pretty stupid. The further south you go on the East Coast, the less people care about terminology. Here in SC, its just, "hey, you got a quarter?" "Yeah, I got the herb" and its done.
>>709583305
ITT we make up a shitty name for an arbitrary amount of weed, then teenage retards will spread them. Skips to a couple years later where everyone in this thread is asking their dealers for a "twizzler" and you both know it means 12Grams.
>>709583692
oh god dammit.
I'm sure there will be even more retarded terms in the next decade.
>>709583692
splink is exactly 10g
Metrication ftw
>>709584126
A fiver is 5g.
Because if i keep saying it is: it will be.
>>709584111
Cool trips brah, can i bum a juicy fruity J from yee? Manstro-bro from the futuro?
>>709563576
By moving to a legal state.
what is this donations only shit i'm seeing on craigslist when i search for it.
>>709583305
>>709583305
OH SHIT YOU LIVE NEAR 703?
CAN U HOOK ME UP FAM?
>>709585606
I used to live in Alexandria and Woodbridge but now I'm in South Carolina. I could possibly hook you up with a buddy up there who can get you some if you actually need it
Just got a new dealer just by going to a poorer town with more black people asked 2 people for weed. 2nd person had some dank. Do it at night for best results
go to a club and ask around, weed common as fuck and a club environment is probs least awkward place to ask for bud/find a dealer
>>709563576
seeing as youre probably a fat greasy nerd, just use tor
>>709585744
I've been looking everywhere, shit does wonders for my anxiety and depression.
>>709586144
If you just want to find some in that area without me giving you a number to text, just walk around Walutes Cir. near Mt. Vernon, the Aldi near there is a good area and also Sacramento Dr. all of those are right off Rt. 1. You can also find some by talking to people who go to the Super Highs convenience store in Lorton. Kingstowne is another good place to look for people. There is an asian guy who drives an older white Acura who lives in the apartments behind Kingstowne (GameStop end of KTowne)
>>709586670
ill give these a try, gives me something to do other than study this weekend
thanks fam
>>709563576
Bro..grow it!
>>709586951
no problem, Honestly, I'd say Kingstowne and the Lorton shopping center are your best bets. Also there's a busser who works at the Glory Days in Lorton who sells, most of the staff there might be able to help you get some if you get a meal. If you do that, just tell them you know Nick B. last name rhymes with Snarkley
>>709587296
to think the place I'd finally get a lead is 4chan
fuckin love this site
>>709587577
lol, when I moved back to Nova from South Carolina the first time, I used /b/ and met up with a guy in Manassas who hooked me up so I'm just passing it forward.
>>709587736
he actually hooked me up with a oz for $200 and it was straight fire
>>709587815
yeah, people who used to get me some we're ripping me the fuck off, 90$ for a quarter
not much i could do though since finding people that aren't paranoid as shit around here is hard as fuck
>>709563857
Indica will be denser, sativa not so
>>709563576
Ask any of the following. Depending on person you could just ask or you might have to befriend a few people first.
>obvious-looking stoners
>visual artists, sometimes musicians
>people at the skate park
>any surfer, skiier, snowboarder or anyone that works on a ski hill
>go to the park, look for people playing with hula-hoops, poi, staffs, slack lines etc. Hang with them for a bit.
>literally anyone working in hospitality (kitchen staff, chefs, servers, housekeepers etc)
>mostly anyone that works at a hostel, headshop or "hippie goods store" (random rocks, incense n shit shop)
If you want to find a drug, just think of the people that normally take that drug and start hanging out where they do.
>>709587577
also, in the apartments on the corner of Rt 1 and Lorton Rd. There are a few dealers who live near the top of the hill in that neighborhood. its called Woods of Fairfax Apartments. That neighborhood you will have to be careful, most of the slightly older people who live there will call the cops if they see you being a pest. when I would go there I'd just walk up and down the hill until my dealer came out so I could just say I was exercising for free if anyone asked.
>>709588062
shit, I used to pay $120 for quarters so $90 isn't bad to me, they were only making like $10 off you for getting it for you
>>709564402
How do you access alphabay?
>>709588547
really? shit I feel less bad then. Last bitch that helped me said her dealer got caught and I was out 90 dollars. Was pretty salty about that one
>>709588902
luckily the only time I was ripped off was when some guy middleman'd for me and got caught up with $60 I gave him to get me an eighth. not too bad of a hit. All the locations I gave you, there's a 90-95% chance you won't get jumped and robbed. Sacramento Dr. is the only area you have a good chance of being robbed
>>709580689
A dub is a twenty sack, how much It weighs is up to who's selling. In the twenty years I've smoked in the pacific new and even in Idaho a dub never means an eighth unless the weed is Mexican seedy shit and even then that is considered spendy.
>>709589230
I'd be surprised if someone tried to jump me tbh, I'm pretty big. Guns however, those are a different story.
Go outside, ask anyone. Literally anyone. And they will sell you weed.
>>709589230
fairfax and alexandria also didn't strike me as particularly dangerous areas. Irongate and georgetown south though, that shits scary.
>>709589666
yeah, Sacramento is a gang area, that's the only one I'd stay away from but it could be a last resort, just leave your phone and wallet in the car when you park
>>709589969
I feel that, I just don't know where to find it in Fairfax city area. I always stayed around Rt 1. Manassas was the furthest out I went and I didn't really know that guy, he was just some random dude off /b/
>>709563576
Go to Ann Arbor
>>709590171
yeah, I really want to move to DC because I know i'd be able to get a green card without a hassle. Pretty fuckn stupid that this shits still illegal tbh.
>>709575564
You must have no friends if you need craigslist for weed in Toronto. Not to be mean, but it is easier to buy weed than a store that sells booze in this city
>>709590677
its hella easy to get it in DC
