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32 year old guy who lives in a nudist community with his wife

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32 year old guy who lives in a nudist community with his wife and kids here, AMA. Also general nudism thread.

>Keep it legal & don't break 4chan rules
>Dumb questions get dumb answers
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>>709557723
Does your body so get attracted to seing people naked or is it just used to it at this point
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How does one even join one of these communities?
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>>709557723
what does your wife do for a living?
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>>709557723
How old are your kids? Do they want to leave?
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>>709557723
What State are you living in?
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Like where is this? on second life or some shit?
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>>709557723
Have you seen a group of men roasting their sausage yet?
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does it ever get weird watching your kids run around naked? do you have a greater fear of pedophiles than a non-nudist parent would?
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>>709557723

Post some pictures you gigantic mongoloid faggot
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>>709557723

What do you do if you're out walking around and get a raging boner
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>>709557723
I didn't think minors were allowed in nudist clubs
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I visited a nude beach twice on holiday and can safely say I never once almost got an erection. It feels natural after about 20 minutes around other naked people.
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Who Are you voting for president
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>>709557723
I like catching your threads, they're fun.

Here is one. What are the ugliest genitals you've seen on someone? Like maybe even made you rethink the nudist lifestyle bad.
Like a greybeard's balls hanging so low they touched the earth or crone bending over showing the world a miniature sarlaac pit
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>>709557935
I'm used to the nudity, if that's what you're asking.

>>709557937
You'd have to find one, then (most likely) go through a strenuous application process.

>>709557951
She's a pediatrician.

>>709558126
Oldest son is nine (oldest daughter is seven) and they are pretty happy to be here. They like to visit their non nudist friends outside of the community though.

>>709558140
>>709558141
Eastern US.

>>709558186
Not yet.

>>709558203
Not really, to be honest. The people living in the community are good people, so my only fears are from visitors if anything. Most families don't live in communities as tight knit as this place.

>>709558261
(You)

>>709558268
You cover it up. People carry towels around.

>>709558277
It's a community. Houses, families, neighborhoods. All that jazz.

>>709558350
Yep, it's pretty great.

>>709558367
Probably Trump. Clinton isn't worth my vote, and voting third party would just be a waste of my time.

>>709558557
I've seen a few monstrous looking women. Luckily they tend to not shave so you have a bit of hair as a saving grace.
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Where are the pics? No proof why is anyone replying to this thread, op is 15 year old boy living at his moms house.
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>>709558922
do you ever just get in a quick pump with the wife?

similarly have you ever accidentally rubbed up on someone?
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>>709557723
Post a dick pic?
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>>709559140
Normally I'd agree but this guy is pretty consistent across several months of time. Posting in a consistent pattern with a consistent style of speech and assistant facts. If he is a fake, he is a very very good one.
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>>709559140
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You're a real genius you fucking moron
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if you take family photos or capture family moments on film are you breaking the law?
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do people ever accidentally drive through your community? if so, how do they react?
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>>709559140
Here, have a (You). I'm not going to post shit that could be construed as banworthy. 16 and 18 look a lot alike, buddy.

>>709559214
We always have kids around so quickies are a no go. I haven't accidentally groped anyone before. I haven't on purpose, either.

>>709559281
I'm going to start taking tally of the number of users who call me a faggot compared to the users who ask to see my dick. I wonder if it'll be split down the middle.

>>709559653
Nope. Nudity isn't porn. I can't take pictures that can be construed as pornography (close ups, suggestive pictures, etc) but I wasn't planning on taking those anyways.

>>709559821
We have a single road leading up to the gate of the community. People can "accidentally" find us, but the community is gated off and nobody can just drive through it.
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>>709557723
Is there a protocol for when women have their periods or do they walk around with the tampon string hanging out?
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Are there actually hot women in the community?
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>>709560014
how about a family photo?
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>>709558922
>Clinton not securing the nudist vote
not sure why i find this surprising
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>>709560061
Women wear some sort of bottom (either shorts or a bikini bottom) when they are on their period. Thanks for not asking if women just free bleed here. I've gotten that question more times than I'd like to remember.

>>709560221
There are. We have mostly families here, so there are a lot of MILFs if you are into that.

>>709560262
Besides the obvious issues with that, 4chan considers child nudism as pornography and I'm not in the mood to get b&.

>>709560403
I don't know anyone voting for her. It might be more of a location thing, rather than a nudism thing.
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Why are people nudists? Is there a religious reason? Or is it just a bunch of people who are sick of pants?
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>>709557723
does seeing you wife naked all the time decrease your libido?
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>>709560758
do you live in an area with a great climate 24/7 or do you stay in come wintertime?

how do you deal with bugs?
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>>709557723
Don't you get cold?
What do you do when it snows?
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>>709560969
For me, it feels better to be naked and the nudism thing just makes it more practical. We also have little to no issues with kids here. No drug problems, no babies out of wedlock. Kids grow up open and not confused and shut out. I think nudism is the biggest factor leading to that.

>>709561329
We have seven kids, so you tell me. We just save the sexy time for when its appropriate.

>>709561382
Most of the year is good. We deal with rain much more than we deal with the cold. If the weather is being a bitch, we dress appropriately. Bugs are bad some years, particularly mosquitoes. We just use bug spray and deal with it if that doesn't completely obliterate them.

>>709561559
See above.

I'll be back in about ten minutes. My wife is doing baths tonight but she's leaving me the privilege of drying up kids before they soak the house.
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>>709560758
Just take a picture of outside (if there aren't any kids there).
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>>709557723
how long have you been living there?
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Are cameras b& there? I can see why it'd be weird to own a camera in a place like that. But nowadays, everyone's got them built into their phones.
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timestamped pic with shoe on head or you're just lying for attention.
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Nudism thread, no pics.

This place truly went to shit.
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>>709562174
That's actually not a bad idea. Won't break rules and proves his case.
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Is puberty better or worse for the teens raised in these sorts of communities? I feel like with everything just sort of hanging out and happening in full view, all of their bodily and hormonal changes would be much more embarrassing.
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>>709557723
What do you think happened before the big bang?
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>>709562174
>>709562450
How does it prove his case? All it'll prove is that he's some guy...
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do people snigger at small penis size
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Ever had an older woman give your dick a playful rub just as a friendly hello?
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What if a kid that's undergoing puberty just wants to leave and wants to "have a normal life etc" ? I think puberty hits at around 14 to 16 or smthg so he wouldn't be able to live by himself
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>>709563052
that's a good point--nudism is a personal choice. are there kids in the community who don't like the lifestyle?
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>>709563052
That's not really the kid's choice.
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>>709562040
Since I was born.

>>709562490
>>709563052
The kids that live here have seen older kids go through puberty, so the concept isn't so scary/confusing when they hit it themselves. Some kids dress up more when they are starting it because they want to keep it private, but they always grow out of that phase. My kids aren't at that phase yet so I haven't had any personal experience with it since I hit puberty myself.

>>709562580
I assume they think they'll get a headshot and gradually get pictures lower down.

>>709562622
Not really. I've only seen a few that were noticeably small and I don't think much about it.

>>709563231
They are free to wear clothes if they want to.
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>>709563052
>>709563231
>>709563314
I'm not OP but I do camp in nudist campsites and some kids that hit puberty actually wear clothes there because their parents drag them there.

Honestly it makes things quite awkward sometimes and those parents should stay at home until their kids get old enough to go on vacations without their parents.
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What about feet? Do you sometimes where shoes to walk places, or are you just used to it so you don't bother
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Do most people go barefoot or do they wear flip flops/sandals?

I mean legos are bad, but I'd bet that rocks are way worse.
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Who theorized this "nudism" thing should be a thing?

I mean, even in tribal societies in the amazon or the pacific mean and women cover Their genitals
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>>709557723
this look like foghat
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>>709563976
>>709564190
I wear shoes and make my kids wear them to school. Some guys don't wear them and they end up with really abused feet. It's your choice whether you do it or not.

>>709564316
Tribal women left their tits out though, didn't they?
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do girls on their periods cover their cunt or they just shove an ob inside and walk around with the rope hangin out??
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>>709564441
wait wait wait. do your kids only wear shoes to school?
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>>709564461
>>709560061
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honestly, it just feels wrong.
if you are old enough or young enough can be fine, but i can't imagine kids between 11 and 20 feels good about that. it's not like you live in africa, when you leave the community to go to school and shit can be quite strange talking to other people without hiding a secret. especially if you are in *that* age.
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>>709564441
So you guys have schools within the community? How do you make sure the teachers aren't pedos?
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>>709564578
Usually, yes. Sometimes shorts or a shirt or whatever they feel like wearing as well. The "school" is the community, but I've gotten so many questions about it in the past that I'm just going to refer to is as a normal school now.

>>709564611
My oldest is nine, so. I won't know what it feels like to deal with a kid "that age" for a few more years.
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>>709564611
Nah, that's just your social programming speaking. (not OP here) My son is 13 and we have zero issues with him in naturist camps. If you are raised to be ashamed of the human form then you'll be ashamed. If you're raised to accept people as something natural then you won't give a flying fuck if someone is naked or not.
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>>709564684
The schools are pretty much just a learning center. Some kids in the community do online schooling and they go their to do their work and get help. Sometimes they stay home and do their work here. The "teachers" are from the community so its all good.

>>709564806
How's raising a teen going for you? I'm hoping shit doesn't go down hill when mine reach that age.
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>>709557723
@OP :

i visit often nudist beach in my holidays.
and see a lot of couple who fuck around.
even when children are there..

how is it in your community. it is tolerated when you see couples fuck around.. ?
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>>709561927
Is your wife hot?
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how do you work ? do you like just dress up and go to the work as normal and then undress when you come back ?
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>>709557723

Honest question. If some dude is packing a huge rod. Even soft he is 7 inches. Do people tend to take notice? Do people with small dicks feel embarrased?
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you mentioned somewhere that you grew up in the community. do a lot of people end up staying?

also, what do you/your kids do for college and getting jobs if you aren't sending them to an accredited school?
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Has there been a lot of rape in your community?
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I was wondering about peer pressure as I was reading realised you guys probably don't give a fuck.
Seems like you guys are chill about what ever people do, not running around going,
"Oh, Linda has her 'kini bottoms on kids, she might be a bit temperamental this week."
Wish I had a tell tale sign that I'm PMSing that didn't make people chuckle (or was gross) and keep them the fuck out of my way lmao.
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>>709565182
I imagine being used to 24/7 nudity desensitize people to letting their eyes wander.
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>>709564961
>How's raising a teen going for you? I'm hoping shit doesn't go down hill when mine reach that age.
Have a fair share of problems, but not with nudity. The main issue is that the kid is lazy as fuck and unmotivated to do anything that's not playing dota2.
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how do you not get incredibly horned up at all them sweet titties

I mean there's no other connotation for me aside from sexual so i'd get real horned up lemme tell u
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, OP?
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>>709565296

Yeah but look. I have a decent erect dick (About 7 inches) But soft I am like 2. Imagine some dude comes into a room while you are chatting with your wife and he has a 8inch soft cock. No way you just ingnore that shit
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>>709564441
>Tribal women left their tits out though, didn't they?
Exactly, no tribes got people strilling around without at least covering Their genitals, so I'm wondering Who was the guy/the people theorizing "nudism"...I guess it's pretty recent from like late 50's isn't it? So There should be records or pamplhet or whatever about Who pushed "nudism"
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>>709564441
Being naked with only socks and/or shoes feels really weird. Is it something you get used to?
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>>709557723
Since your nude all the time, do you guys just kinda shit just where you stand outside, and just kick dirt over it?
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>>709564806
going full naked times to times when you are at the beach is not the same as living that way.
in one case you know you can stop doing it whenever you want, in the other you're kinda forced to stay naked to be accepted by the community.

that's what's bother me: if you are old enough is your choice, if you are young enough you don't really understand, but if you are in the middle it's just wrong.
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>>709565501

Well obviously the guy's the king of the Nudist Colony and they have to bow down and kiss it in reference.

That's how it works, right? The guy with the biggest dick is king?
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>>709565460
See 1 pair of titties - erection. See 100 pairs of titties - same as looking at a chair.

However you do find a new appreciation for smaller titties after you see what happens with the medium/large ones at 35+.
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>>709565575
I'd guess it came out of the hippy movement.
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>>709564980
That kind of behavior would get you kicked out here.

>>709565030
>Implying I'd say anything other than yes

>>709565080
I work nude inside the community and dress up if I need to leave.

>>709565182
People really don't pay attention to dicks that much. Mine isn't small so I don't know how small guys feel.

>>709565198
Most people that were raised here either stay or visit occasionally. Only one of my siblings stayed and my parents moved out recently. Some people want to see the world more than they want to be nude. I haven't thought about college much for my kids yet, but I'm sure there won't be any problems. I'll look into my options when they are older.

>>709565236
None that I have heard of.

>>709565239
I mean, you'll probably realize someone is on their period. But who cares?

>>709565319
I just have problems with mine being clingy. Rarely do I get to bathe alone, sleep alone, relax alone. I've had tag along with me to work as well. I hope they don't turn into brats because I feel like a monster when I have to spank any of them.

>>709565460
I'm used to the nudity.

>>709565490
Probably quite a bit.

>>709565575
Nudity was normalized decades ago before it suddenly became inappropriate once more. I think nudists are just people who kept it normalized.

>>709565700
It doesn't feel weird to me so I guess I'm used to it. My kids bitch about wearing anything, so they still have to grow into it.

>>709565891
That is an accurate statement.

>>709565936
I like the way you think.
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Couple of questions, how is a normal day in your life like?, like, you get home and take off the clothes and just start watching the game? and doing everything the same way? and, what would you do if one of your kids decides that he/she doesn't want to be naked all the time and the implications that might come with that like influencing the others and possibly creating a problem to your family lifestyle?
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>>709565965
this one time I went to a nudist camp for the weekend and the consistent stream of tities had my wang rigid like schedule 40 PVC piping

but it was also a degenerate group of hippie nudists that got together in large campouts like these specifically to have stinky, gigantic orgies
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>>709565891

They also piss on trees to mark their territory
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>>709560014
>I can take pictures of kids, as long as their not sexual
>I don't want to post pictures because it's child pornography and therefore illegal


Can you just not take a non sexual picture of your family?
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>>709566283

>>709565891
>That is an accurate statement.

I'm now picturing nudists having conversations with one another and they just start grunting and a shit drops on the ground, and they resume the conversation.

>Eye contact is never broken.
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Do you eat hitchhikers delivered to you be deranged Canadians?
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>>709566323
Yeah, that's hardly the same family friendly setting we're talking about here.
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>>709566760
This is bullshit and you sir are a goddamn liar. They piss in each others mouths slosh around then spit on the trees. Fuckin asshole.
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>>709566940

I guess it's relative to the location but where I'm from if you like a girl than you piss on her leg to let her know she's yours.

If someone else tries to piss on her leg first you have to settle the account through swordfighting. Men are specifically trained in fencing at my colony as a result and the duals can be spectacular.
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>>709566283
You ever catch your little shits exploring each other? They sound like they're around that deviant age.
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did you ever found traces of poop on your seats?
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>>709563550
Are kids in puberty more open with sexual discovery than other places?

Also, how many people are in that community?
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ever noticed some other guy watching your wife with desire eyes?, do you guys just let it pass like, hey bro, it's ok if you watch but this is my pussy.
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>>709567301

They defend their wives on the field of honor with swordfights using their erect phalli. The loser must bend over and accept a celebratory pounding.

Also, they're not called "wives", they're called Sexzors.
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>>709566290
Wake up, help cook breakfast and help get kids getready for school, walk kids to school. Come home and relax a bit. Do various jobs throughout the day. Eat lunch. Work more. Pick kids up from school. Relax at home more until dinner. Eat dinner. Relax after dinner until its time to help kids get ready for bed. Then sleep and repeat. If one of my kids wanted to be dressed, I'd let them. I'm not going to force them to be nude. They'd probably grow out of that phase anyways.

>>709566796
I can't post pictures because I would be banned, not because its illegal.

>>709566862
I haven't yet.

>>709567235
Yep.

>>709567258
Nope. People here know how to wipe. Judging by questions Iv'e received before, a lot of people don't.

>>709567295
300+ people. I've caught my son experimenting with his friends. I remember doing the same when I was around ~10-12 or so. I think it's common, but nobody goes as far as sex.

>>709567301
Nope. Staring is a no no.
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>>709567646
Why am I laughing so hard?
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Is there a philosophical aspect to nudism, or is it just people who feel more natural in their birthday suit?
And what is the general consensus regarding the upcoming election in your community?
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>>709567203
>swordfighting

I know what this means motherfucker....and I like it.
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>>709565319
At least it is not LoL
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Is your character in skyrim naked too?, do you mod all of your games to have nude NPCs?
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>>709568076
Kek
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>>709567928

Not until you see two nude men leaping across rooftops channeling Errol Flynn, you don't.
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how frequently happen that a guy talk standing by in front of a seated person just as a show off of the proper genitalia?
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I'm having fun imagining you as thongless Xerxes, OP.

Just thought you should know.
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So for example, if you see kim kardashian wearing a bikini, do you feel aroused by it or u think like, "meh, too much clothes"
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>>709557723
How many guys get hard around all those little girls? How do you guys deal with people that get erections, or is most everyone just desensitised to it by now?
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>>709557723
Do you wear bibs when you eat?id imagine hot soup on your bare nip wouldn't be fun.
Do you put a towel in your lap in case of said soup spills?
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>>709567673

>Yep

You're a cheeky little cunt aren't ya?

>300+ people. I've caught my son experimenting with his friends. I remember doing the same when I was around ~10-12 or so. I think it's common, but nobody goes as far as sex.

Was he experiminting with other boys? Like dagger fighting?

What is the rate of circumcision in your community?
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>>709558922
NUDISTS 4 TRUMP
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>>709568465
I'm sure it weeds out the pedos as far as kicking people out goes
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>>709561927
> 7 kids

Do you feel bad for contributing to over population?
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>>709568413

I choose option C

>Ew.
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>>709557723
I got one.
What do girls do while on their period? Do they wear underwear and a pad or just a tampon or something?
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>>709568756
free bleed
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do kids pull each other penis while playing?
do you ever played football naked?
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>>709568756
How about you read the fucking thread m8?
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>>709564767
I'm assuming it gets cold at least once in a while, do you wear jackets or is that taboo?
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>>709564461
>>709557723
Please answer, OP
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>>709569034
He already answered that. Fuck off.
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>>709557723
does it feel good to have your dick waving free?
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>>709567901
It feels good and the community is great. Those are the two main reasons. Everyone is either voting Trump or 3rd.

>>709568076
Clothing doesn't bug me enough to go through that much effort.

>>709568347
Sorry Anon. I don't understand what you are asking.

>>709568413
Clothing doesn't bug me that much.

>>709568465
They aren't very common.

>>709568498
You learn to eat like you aren't a toddler.

>>709568543
I've seen touching. Nothing more. Same thing I've caught my kids doing. And no boys born here get circumcised, and a fraction of the guys that live here are cut. It is very uncommon to be circumcised here.

>>709568578
Nope. I'm white.

>>709568756
I have answered this at least twice.

>>709568980
Boys do sometimes because boys are weird. I played football/soccer/etc naked when I was younger, but not anymore.

>>709569011
You are free to wear clothing whenever you see fit.

>58 posters
Jesus. Usually I just get the same anons posting over and over again.
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>>709557723

Pls be honest: is there incest that going on?
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>>709569251
Yep.

>>709569378
Outside of kids experimenting, I'd have to say no.
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>>709569284
> I'm white.

You're still a minority.
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>>709569284

>Nope. I'm white.

Yep you're the same anon that did the nudist thread a few moons ago. I got that answer for a stupid question I asked in that thread. I nearly lost my shit, because of the implications of the answer.

>I've seen touching. Nothing more. Same thing I've caught my kids doing. And no boys born here get circumcised, and a fraction of the guys that live here are cut. It is very uncommon to be circumcised here.

Are you cut, or can you dock a motherfucker?
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What is the rate of blindness amongst pubescent boys in your community?
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how many teens in your community?
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Nudist here. What people don't understand about nudism is the lack of overt sexuality.

See here: /b/ is one of the most pornographic places on the Internet but there is not ONE. SINGLE. POST. containing porn.

This is why I love nudism.
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>>709557723
do you sit your daughter on your lap?
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>>709569462

>Outside of kids experimenting, I'd have to say no.

Go on...
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it's ever happened a case of sexual molestation between teens?
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>>709569683
Inb4 b&
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How do you guys deal with stds that make the genitals look terrible, I mean, do you just let you dick hang around with a couple of mushrooms on it and nobody gives a fuck or that day or week or whatever becomes an underwear day?
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you're born in the community.
when did you get your first blowjob and penetration? it was with another member of the community?
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>>709569970
:^)
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>>709569683
holy shit, is that bill gates?
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>>709569683

CP MODS
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>>709570127
Lost
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>>709563976
Nigga I bet you like to sniff little girl's sweaty shoes
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>>709570182

Bullshit. That is lawful in the United States. IDK what Australia's laws are, being that A cup porn is illegal.

Anyone that disagrees should cite a Federal statute.
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>>709569683
same girl?
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>>709569589
I'm uncut. I couldn't name a single living guy in my family tree that is cut.

>>709569633
There is only one blind kid here. He's friends with my oldest but I never bothered to ask what happened. What are you implying?

>>709569639
Quite a few. We have more residents between 0-10 than 10-20 though.

>>709569683
Careful there...

>>709569737
I let my kids sit in my lap if they want to. I prefer having it free, but you don't always get what you want.

>>709569750
What? Kids experiment with each other. There isn't much more to say.

>>709569784
Not that I know of. If there were, it'd more than likely be between two visitors, not residents.

>>709569976
Nobody here has (evident, at least) STDs. Like I said, most people here are families. They aren't playing STD bingo by banging random people.

>>709569981
I think I was 11 or 12 at the time. Didn't have sex until marriage though. Both with people in the community.
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>>709562444
trips of truth
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>>709570639

>single living guy in my family tree that is cut.

Why did you kill him and how did you do it? I've never understood the hatred uncut have for the cut-ed.
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>>709570803
I haven't had to kill anyone yet. Its just that my extended family didn't fall for the circumcision meme.
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>>709569633
>> THIS

SCENARIO: there's a blind kid in your community and he gets raped, can't tell who raped him or describe him her, wouldn't that automatically make everyone suspicious thus destroying the community?

Again, "what if" scenario, I guess his parents are very careful with him though.
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Pro-pedophilia colonies in the United States absolutely disgust me. Its all sexually based and you're dragging innocent children into it all. I'd say you should be ashamed but obviously you aren't stable enough to understand why you should be.
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>>709570639

>What? Kids experiment with each other. There isn't much more to say.

Ok, I can accept that myself, but the "girl" I assume your boy was fucking around with, did her dad get pissed that that shit was being done, or was he chill? It seems you guys are pretty laid back in regards to this stuff.

>I let my kids sit in my lap if they want to. I prefer having it free, but you don't always get what you want.

What if you pop a boner though? (I'm not trying to imply you're into your kid or some shit) our dicks don't need a good reason to stand to attention if something triggers our sympathetic nerve response that fucker is going up. What do you do in that case? I personally would avoid that situation like the plague because that's all you really need, your fuckin throbbing dick rubbing your kid. Can't think of a more awkward situation.
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Have you ever sacrificed one of your virgin daughters to the pagan gods of nudism?

Are there sacred prostitutes at the Holy Temple of Nay 'Ked or do you live in one of those faggy New Age nudie colonies?

What website do you recommend for purchasing my own nudist?
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Do people generally shave their pubic hair, let it grow, or is it just a personal style thing? Are there trends like everyone gets landing strips one week and totally shaved the next?
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>>709571205
you accidentally slip it inside them
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Great thread OP! Had some laughs and some more info

Some Qs:

1) How old is the community?

2) What is it that you do for a living? Seems like you work from home.

3) Answer if you can...how secluded is your community or are you near some town?
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Serious question: Are the benches and seats generally clean? Are there older adults or kids walking around with shitty asses? Are there smell problems?
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>>709571359
You have to go..........inside
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So your kids don't really have friends come over then?
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>>709571369

Seconding this.

What are the coordinates of your colony? Like, say if somebody wanted to drop napalm on it, what numbers and shit would one call in?
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>>709571627

They do but we're not allowed to say "Come in" or we're expelled.
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I have the most important Question. How do you carry things like a Mobile Phone or your wallet or your keys with you?
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>>709570639
>Careful there...

Careful about...?
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>>709557723
Hillary shill secret weapon
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>>709570481
>being that A cup porn is illegal
This is a meme, it isn't true.
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I'm assuming you have the same technology level as any other place. Also, are the jobs you do just simple or do you have multiple skills?
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>>709571746
I can imagine where they carry their credit cards...
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Kids Home schooled or something?
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If someone trims their pubes up all nice do you comment on it the same way you would if they got their hair cut?
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>>709570639
Do your seats get all sweaty after sitting in them for a long time? I sometimes sit naked in my leather chair while browsing the internet and my ass always ends up sweating all over the seat. Do you have this problem?
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>>709572135

>Nice ponytail, Jerry
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Is it more difficult to sneak a fart as a nudist? I mean, even if it's silent, you can still see a person's asshole pucker and flex
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>>709558268
>>709558922
what if its to big to cover
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>>709571134
He is rarely on his own so I don't see that happening. Whenever he's with my kid, he likes to hold my hand when we walk around. He does it with his dad too so I guess its cute and not too weird.

>>709571205
My son was experimenting with other boys. I haven't walked in on him with a girl, but I wouldn't be surprised. If it were my daughter and another boy, I don't think I'd flip my shit unless it seemed like he pressured her into it. I just take them off my lap if I pop a boner. Not a big deal.

>>709571339
The majority of women shave completely. Guys do whatever they want. We don't have any trendy pube-styles.

>>709571369
It was founded back in the 70s. I'm just "the" tech guy for the community. I do some IT stuff and some onsite work. It's a little bit of everything. There is a town nearby, but not close enough for anyone to "accidentally" wander over here.

>>709571526
Yes, No, No.

>>709571627
They do.

>>709571746
My wife usually carries around my shit if we are just hanging out in public. I have a bag for work. I don't need my wallet or keys for most of the day so they both stay home a lot of the time.

>>709571760
Posting pictures. Mods can be finicky.

>>709572038
A lot of my work is simple shit that some people are too incompetent to handle.

>>709572106
Online schooling.

>>709572135
Nope.

>>709572219
Not really. Leather is just a bitch in the first place.

>>709572527
You just have to be very discreet.
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These threads must be a fun exercise for OP

>Shuts down computer
>Goes to bed
>Wife: "What's the matter honey?"
>OP: "I'm wondering if we should move"
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>>709572737
I consider that every time I get asked about my location over and over.
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>>709557723
I guess no one's into BDSM there eh?
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>>709573380

It's alright, m8, 80% here would never leave their house, 15% would pussy out as soon as they saw a naked girl, and the remaining 5% are masturbating on another thread.
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sorry we keep on bugging you about schools. online schooling works nowadays, but were you homeschooled in a more traditional way? also, how did you meet your wife?
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Must be awkward for the pizza delivery guy.
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I honestly think you guys are horrible, not because you do things worse than criminals or others who commit anti-social behavior, but because you've actually deluded yourselves into thinking there is nothing wrong with it

don't you see the only reason you consider this "natural", is because its all you know? but in the same way, thats how you feel about the rest of the world - newsflash buddy, you're the odd man out here.

besides, all those comments about teenagers are right. how are kids supposed to grow up normally when they're trapped in some fetishist's irl wet dream?
where would they get the privacy they need during puberty?
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I once went to a nude beach and was able to have a wank in one of the more secluded areas with no one complaining. Nudists are quite laid back.
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Do you have a hospital, do most nudist communities have the same setup or do they vary depending on the location?
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Here is one : how do you react when you're forced to hae "outsiders" in your community ? Like if there is a fire, or massive electrical problem or someone gets badly hurts and needs an ambulance ?

Does everyone dress up ? Or do you just give the responders a speech to warn them ?
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big love to the nudist crews around the world I worked for lost horizons festival sauna last year it was incredible, the amount of people confessing to life-changing empowering experiences in the guestbook was overwhelming.

<- pic of our sauna garden at SGP
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>>709574426
That water looks stank as all hell
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>>709574596
all freshly sauna'd & showered bodies in there, its just silt :)
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So from what I gather the older people wear less clothing but as the kids grow they wear less and less? Am I close to something?
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>>709573961

>don't you see the only reason you consider this "natural", is because its all you know? but in the same way, thats how you feel about the rest of the world - newsflash buddy, you're the odd man out here.

so it's not natural because we're born naked, right?
>besides, all those comments about teenagers are right. how are kids supposed to grow up normally when they're trapped in some fetishist's irl wet dream?

it's only fetishized when you don't get exposed to it all the time.

>where would they get the privacy they need during puberty?

at home?
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>>709574390

>if there is a fire

Outsiders aren't required for this. All available males simply line up and empty their bladders onto the flame.

It's like a Carebear stare
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scallywags naked gig,
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OP here. I need to head out and get the kids in bed. I hope you enjoyed. If you didn't get an answer you were satisfied with, then your question was probably stupid. I'll repost this thread in the future. See you guys later.
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>>709575752
Thanks for your time, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
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>>709575752

Tonight you'll wake up from deep nude sleep beside your nude wife. You'll feel uncomfortable and nude. You'll look around, then your gaze will fall on your window. You know that there wasn't anybody there, but at the same time, you also know that there was.

And he wasn't nude.
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I know nudism is about being comfortable and accepting of your body but don't women secretly avoid to pay attention to guys based on dick size? I'm sure someone gets a boner and if it's huge he gets all the attention.
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>>709561927
kill yourself and your children, you filthy fucking breeder
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>>709576458
What a rude dude you are
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>>709576458
Check out the mad as fuck virgin :)
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>>709576532
A rude, *non nude dude
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>>709570182
Okay, first off, what are you some kind of faggot? Second, do you even know what CP is? Your post disgusts me
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