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European ,,food''
>>709547369
>chopsticks
>>709547369
that's some nice stromberg
>>709547369
Americuck food is literally just shit stolen from other cultures. America has nothing that can be considered "american".
Except maybe corn dogs which are just the shittiest pieces of meat smashed together and covered in even more shit.
I'm not even European. I just can't get over how anyone can consider anything made by americans to be superior to anything else.
Though you do good tv and movies. That's about it. You're good time wasters.
>>709547369
You Americans eat the same stuff
But yours is ground up and pressed into burgers with a lot of unhealthy additives
Aaah, good old swedish surströmming! Its fermented herring, smells like a mother fucker, never open it indoors! That perticulat piece looks like a fermented cunt tho.
>>709547369
I can't even tell what animal that's from
>>709547369
I'm European and what the fuck is that?
>>709548008
>fish bones
>can't tell
Americans, lol. They really are that stupid.
>>709547726
Oh, that's so cute that you think so much about us, we don't think of you at all.
American "food"
>>709547726
>anything with corn
>>709548143
Is your flag on the moon? Thought not motherfucker. Don't group us all together and we won't think Europe is all mudslimes and nazis.
>>709548390
Nothing wrong with nazis.
>>709547850
We don't eat fermented fish burgers.
>>709548390
>5 decades of sun bleaching later
Your flag isnt on the moon anymore either, kid.
>>709548390
Butthurt/10
Srsly, it does not even make sense
>>709548390
Those nazis put you on the moon.
>>709548501
I was posting the good and the bad of europe.
>>709547369
its some kinda swedish food i think, its just fermented herring in a tin. not sure the name of it.
>>709547369
Don't paint european food with a Swedish brush.
The majority of european food does not contain rotten fish.
we invented smores. you're welcome
>>709547726
>Being this mad.
My deepest condolences.
>>709548639
Made the flag from the same preservatives in McDonald's food, it will outlast us all.
>>709547726
Take some time to think. American culture itself is a blend of all other cultures, more or less. I take a walk down the street and I ca find a Chinese place, Japanese, Indian, and Mexican. These are the most common that can be found, but that is only a part of America which essentially always has been, is, and will be a melting pot of different people and cultures.
upgraded the chicken wing to buffalo
you're welcome for that too.
>>709548390
>Thinking living in the country which has placed a flag on the moon somehow makes you a better or more right individual.
>Even the country which placed it there did it because of a childish arms race.
>The flag is now white, so it never mattered anyway.
>>709548747
fun fact: sauza tequila is really good. 100% blue agave and delicioius.
>>709548652
You have that European edumacation, try to Reed it aguin. Dumbass.
>>709548656
But we got there.
perfected barbecued meats too.
>>709547726
Cry more. Americans don't now and never will give a fuck about you or your opinions. Take them somewhere else you fucking pansy.
>>709547369
I've eaten surstromming before, in Sweden. Smell is immediately vomit inducing, but the actual fish, once it's on your tongue, is actually pretty nice. The Swedes will only eat it outdoors and it's not a common thing at all. Most Swedes have never even tried it.
>>709548858
You're saying it's a french flag now?
created gumbo as something truly unique.
>>709549074
>>709549199
This is some >>>/9gag/ tier memeing right here.
Get out.
>>709547369
"People in glass houses should't throw with stones"
>>709547369
Fuckin scandinavians man, it's like they're physically unable to eat something if it isnt fish fermented until it smells like fucking death.
>>709549265
Ever heard of Paella or Bouillabaisse?
>>709549265
thats niggerfood
>>709549379
Hey, be nice. Sure we scandinavians eat a lot of fish, but don't forget that Denmark(my country) delivers bacon to most of Europe. Bacon in it's greatness, evens out the bad idea of eating fermented fish.
>>709548639
It just turned into a French flag
>>709549419
you couldn't be farther from the truth. you're missing out anon
we gave the world tabasco too.
>>709549622
At the risk of being called a sandnigger or kike:
Bacon is glorified fat and salt.
>>709549411
i have and while somewhat similar. all very unique. i couldn't pass gumbo for paella.
>>709549758
tabasco? nice joke
you know that combining vinegar + hot paprika has been a thing for thousands of years over here in europe
>>709549848
Paella's more like jambalaya anyway
>>709549320
It's well known fact that french are cowards. Fuck you frog eating, white flag having, nigger infested frensh retard
>>709548550
Funny comment considering the most popular hamburger topping in America started as a fermented fish sauce
>>709549848
Yeah I knew paella was a stretch, but bouillabaisse is pretty spot on though, just add more chili.
>>709549441
Kid in the back needs to work in front of a car lot
>>709550041
Ketchup?
>>709548798
That's exactly what he said. There's barely anything that is "american", everything is basically from another culture. Saying "America is filled with mixed cultures" doesn't mean mixed cultures is american.
We don't care. As long as it's edible, we'll shove it in our faces. Bear Grills is a cooking show.
>>709547726
Gumbo
Cornbread
Fried Chicken
Fish Tacos
Pizza, as we know it today (it used to be made with olive oil instead of sauce)
Po boy sandwiches
Soft shell crab sandwich
Anything with crawfish
Alligator tail
Key lime pie
Oranges, they weren't discovered until Florida was settled
Peaches, same thing with Georgia
Okra
Potato salad
Baked beans
Cheese dip
Anything native to Hawaii
Deep dish pizza
>>709550262
Smell the freedom
>>709550262
Is Canada really that rapey?
>>709549824
Yeah it is, but it's tasty glorified fat and salt. The better cuts of it contains more meat and tastes better than the usual striped bacon you get from the store though.
>>709549947
find one that could be mistaken for tabasco.
protip: you can't
>>709547369
>african ''food''
>>709550308
Ooh yeah
>>709550364
its the rape laws in canada
>>709549036
Nah m8, that was the Ozzies.
>2016
>Not eating Sri Lankan
you people need to start hitting up the spice sections in your supermarkets
>>709550262
[citation needed]
>>709549758
I sense a fellow coonass
>>709550262
India not on rape list!?
>>709550629
Same in the US, there's murmurs of fart rape over there, so a lot of things are considered rape to them.
>>709547726
Funny how you just replied that in an 'European' food-thread.
>>709550503
is this guy seriously eating the leg of someone else ? sauce ? what happened ?
>>709550320
cultureless kek
>>709548390
> thinks that the moon landing is real.
>>709550262
I know for a fact this is inaccurate because South Korea isn't near the top for plastic surgery.
>>709550320
I haven't heart of any of these 'dishes' besides the ones you lied about.
>>709550320
Italian pizza are just ... 10 time more tasty, but whatever
>>709550848
the list is bullshit. sweden is the number 1 for rape because it has the most muslims.
and all african countries would be most number 1s if considered
>>709547726
>2016
>Murcans stolz our culchar !!!
>being this upset
>>709548215
Dude, they dont use sugar. Them's all using corn syrup, yeehaw.
>>709550262
i'm not from the US but i'm pretty sure this is completely made up.
>>709547369
American "food"
>>709550320
>Americans discovered oranges.
Top fucking kek.
>>709548836
My nigger.
>>709548667
Its literally on the can. Still not as bad as fermented shark.
>>709547369
>>709547726
You're either retarded or OP falseflagging with the intention to cause hate between yuros and burgers (divide & conquer).
>,,food''
An american would never put the commas like that. I think you're a shitskin or a nigger.
Timestamped pic of skincolor to prove me wrong.
sage goes in the options field btw
14/88
>>709550933
That video is from the central african republic. Some christian guys got raepd and killed by muzzies so he took revenge on some random muzzie sitting in a bus. They believe eating the flesh of their enemies gives them strengh or something like that.
Just google CAV cannibalism or something like that and you'll find the story mein Neger.
>>709550294
That is precisely what is American. What would be American in your view is how the American South is full of influences from European cultures, especially French foods. Over time the slave trade has helped morph French dishes into what would be called an American dish today.
>>709551072
>European """education"""
>Okay class, today is America, watch this 15 minute clip of MTV recorded in 1983 and eat at McDaonlds and then you know everything about America. Now let us gay disco with Mohammed and Hassan
>>709550262
Of course we have the most McDonads, that corporation was made here. Don't be stupid
>>709550320
>Fried Chicken
That's Scottish.
>>709551072
Anything with crawfish?
You gotta be kidding me, freshwater crawfish live all over the world. Heck there is even a social function called a Krebsegilde(crawfish party) here in Denmark.
>>709551421
christian guys *wife
...;;
>>709548144 >>709548242 >>709548747 >>709548798 >>709549117 >>709550320 >>709550861 >>709551201 >>709551421
wow
much butthurt
so americunt
>lawl
>>709551616
>>709551518
>>709551483
superior balkan food
>>709551097
It is because of how sjws consider something to be rape. That inflates the numbers. Also because of the numbers of mudslimes of course.
Source: Swedish.
>>709551256
gr8 b8 m8
>>709547369
yuropoor butt hurt thread?
>>709547726
no shit, most americans have european ancestors.
we colonized murica....
>>709551529
were you told in a us school that peaches are from your country? that must have been one hell of an education
and don't you be dissing mohammed and hassan, they throw the best gay parties
>>709551336
wtf
degenerated
>>709551336
>not canned cheeseburger
You literally fail at life.
>>709551558
friendly fire, buddy
>>709550320
>'murilard
>pizza
itafag here, just can't stop laughing
>>709550320
>Pizza
>Used to be made with olive oil instead of sauce
Err no.
Now go back eating shitty fat food, mate.
>>709550320
>peaches
ever heard of china faggot?
>>709551256
>>709551316
>>709551336
>>709551355
Yup, and here comes the ''anti-american'' propaganda. Fuck off OP you're not going to make me hate white American you fucking mudslime.
>>709551623
WRONG I'm a kraut and you still haven't posted the timestamped pic I was asking for you fucking nigger. Why is that? :^)
>>709547726
Find a good Creole restaurant.
Etouffee
Muffalletas
Buffalo Wings are American.
Don't be a crabby bitch. America has it's own foods.
>>709551794
Yeah, but it looks BADASS in movies and video games.
>>709551939
sorry misclicked, wanted to answer the guy you were answering to.
>>709551623
>tfw Europoors will never experience the true freedom of living in the US.
> if it wasn't for us you'd be deepthroating Nazi cock (secretly every eurocucks fantasy)
>Tfw when 90% of euros will be named Ahmed in the next 2 decades
>>709547369
'european'... no such thing
>>709551794
UK and Canada are joint partners on the F35 programme.
>>709551558
was meant for
>>709550320
>>709551839
only an amerifat would be able to fit that in the mouth
>europoors will never know superior American cuisine
>>709552009
>anti-american propaganda
>posts picture of wehrmacht soldiers
Der Führer hätte dich gehasst.
>>709547369
They eat this shit as well
>>709552099
kek'd and checked
>>709551794
now it's just too much, lad, it's just like bringing the widely retarded 4 years old son of the legendary empire founder.
And God save the Queen.
>>709551896
looks alright
>>709547726
uhhh, hamburgers and hot dogs bitch
>>709550320
>oranges
>peaches
>america
holy fuck. are you this retarded?
>>709552222
wasted quads, also what the fuck is jolt cola
>>709550320
> soft shell crab sandwich.
Just because you ruin food by putting it between what you call "bread", does not mean that you invented it.
Also, what you call pizza is just a doughy disgusting abomination. But guess what, real pizza is also made with sauce.
>>709548693
none outside of america eat those...
>>709552301
hamburger was born in switzerland.
hot dogs were made in germany.
back to history class ASAP
>>709552250
the flat thing is bread, the small things are beans, none of it is deep-fried nor is there any high fructose corn syrup in it. that must confuse you.
>>709549017
No you did not, that was a fake landing. How is it possible to place a camera 40m away from the space ship when they were the first..
>>709547369
>uhhh, hamburgers
HAMBURG-ers.
Ask yourself some questions.
>>709552440
Untrue, I'm danish and I've tried those. I just don't get why people get so hyped over them.
>>709550320
>Po boy sandwiches
40 year old american reporting in to say what the fuck are you talking about
>>709552453
"bread"
lel uk, try real european bread
>>709552453
Those are obviously just some canned beans which probably are loaded in sugar (real or hfcs) and sodium
>>709552444
wasn't the hamburger born in hamburg, germany ? that's why the name, right ?
>>709547726
>Americuck food is literally just shit stolen from other cultures.
And then drastically improved in terms of health and safety, as well as flavour.
>>709552444
sausage maybe, but american style hot dogs are their own invention
>>709552412
>But guess what, real pizza is also made with sauce.
Of course, but tomatoes are a New World crop unknown to Europeans before 1492
>>709549017
all you did was produce the meat filling for a nazi moon-bomb
>>709547369
* Asian
>>709552631
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>709552240
Dir ist klar, dass die meisten weißen Amis, deutsche Vorfahren haben oder?
Hier geht es nicht um dir jüdisch gesteuerte Politik, hier geht es um die WEIßE Amerikanische Bevölkerung.
Geb dir die Kugel Bimbo.
>>709552099
Us Brits will after Brexit is finaly over.
>>709552639
Danes do hotdogs better though.
>>709552639
every country could style anything, in your opinion, then.
We could have the "anctarctica pizza" without a single ingredient growing in the field of the country who wants to claim to produce any kind of food.
Why are you so american?
I don't think that these people understand the U.S. is LITERALLY made from different cultures, or its just some potent bait.
>>709552603
Hamburgers were invented in the USA by German Immigrants.
They're called Hamburgers because they were originally Hamburg Steaks, but were served inside bread to factory workers so that they could eat it with their hands.
>>709552757
no swedish ikea is the best
>>709552603
Yes, during WW2 the Jews of Hamburg were ground into meat patties thus creating the Hamburger.
>>709552444
>hamburger was born in switzerland.
Would that be in the City of Hamburg, Switzerland?
Nice trips, and even better geography Europoor.
>>709552444
>>709552639
This kind of sausage was culturally imported from Germany and popularized in the United States, where it became a working-class street food sold at hot dog stands and hot dog carts
The term hamburger originally derives from Hamburg,[2] Germany's second largest city. In German, Burg means "castle", "fortified settlement" or "fortified refuge" and is a widespread component of place names.
Fuck german are good
>>709551072
you never had gumbo?
>>709552250
Beans on toast is great food and only Brita eat that the rest of europe dont know how to make breakfast.
>>709552757
disgusting
>>709551839
what's the point of having a burger you can't fit in your mouth. Americans must suck a lot of dick...
>>709552823
every american invention that matters was invented by german immigrants.
and most important things were invented by germans in general
>>709552683
Guess what? Italian pizza has been inventer after that date.
The first pizza was with sauce and mozzarella, called "margherita" as a gift to queen margherita.
>>709552856
As a Dane, I'm culturally obliged to disagree with that sentiment. They do good Swedish meatballs though.
Po-Boys
we win
>>709552354
its a cokeesque drink combined with all the caffeine from your favorite energy drink
>>709553112
can i ask you a question, is denmark still a good place to live, or do you have extreme muslim problems as well
german here
>>709552701
That's surströmming you dumb bitch.
>>709552919
It's peasant food.
Men of class eat bean cassoulet.
>>709550320
>Oranges, they weren't discovered until Florida was settled
Wikipedia:
The orange is unknown in the wild state; it is assumed to have originated in southern China, northeastern India, and perhaps southeastern Asia, and that they were first cultivated in China around 2500 BC.
And:
In Europe, the Moors introduced the orange to Spain which was known as Al-Andalus, modern Andalucia, with large scale cultivation starting in the 10th century
So way before europeans went to america.
>Peaches, same thing with Georgia
Wikipedia: genetic studies suggest peaches originated in China, where they have been cultivated since the early days of Chinese culture. Until recently, it was believed that the cultivation started circa 2000 BC
So same thing.
Potato salad is probably made as often in europe as in america.
Pizza as we know it today is still aced by italians and not amerifats.
Cheese dip is an insult to good taste.
Can´t really speak for the rest, but you are clearly full of shit.
>>709550277
Yup. Descended from Korean fish sauce
'Merifat here. When I was in highschool, i was on a 4000 calorie a day diet, overall national physical fitness champs of '05, and easily squated 375 and benched 250, and won the phys fit championship for my highschool with 385 crunches. I'd like to see Europe breed competition like the US has between students.
Then again I'm a stupid American who doesn't know anything outside the US and is fat and lazy.
>mfw no student debt because JROTC scholarship
>>709553062
The car wasnt made by Germans
The Internet was created by the Americans.
It was a British man who created the forst computer.
And the British who one Two world wars and One world cup shut it you German dog you have it was then the Brits when it comes to muslim refugees and they take all your god damn money.
>>709552603
This is true. And the Frankfurter in Frankfurt, and the the Wiener in Wien (Vienna) etc etc
>>709552919
A full American breakfast is superior to English as well.
What the fuck is with your obsession with loads of fucking beans?
>>709553229
If you want to get away from muslims go Iceland.
>>709550731
>onions
>onions fucking everywhere
What if i don't like onions?
>>709553254
Koreans make surströmming out of sting ray, slightly worse.
>>709553229
The whole of Scandinavia has problems now though the Danish government is starting to get their shit together. Wish my gov would wake the fuck up and remove sandniggers.
Source :am Swedish
>>709553279
Possibly but some peasent food is great gotta love Bubble and Squeek.
>>709552751
>die meisten weißen Amis, deutsche Vorfahren
Seit wann sind 17% "die meisten"?
>Hier geht es nicht um dir jüdisch gesteuerte Politik
Die Herren in deinen Fotos sähen das bestimmt deutlich anders.
>>709553348
wrong that was all made by germany retard.
especially the car, everyone knows that
konrad zuse invented the computer
>>709550981
stale b8
>>709552911
no, it sounds rather african.
>>709553329
Not quite here's an explanation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29u_FejNuks
>>709553511
Just chop them smaller
>>709553486
>Superior
Shit taste confirmed.
>>709550398
everyone in europe preserved tomatoes, bellpeppers and other vegetables by either brining or using fermentation for thousands of years. when i visited my grandmothers village as a teen i even helped prepare this stuff for winter. you are right tough, sauces we made tasted better then tabasco which is super one dimensional
>>709553229
It's not as extreme, but our government is working on it to comply with EU political pressure.
But at least we still have parts of our media who criticize when things go wrong, instead of hushing it up en masse.
We have plenty of other problems though, we have laws from about 120 years ago are better at recognizing the rights of poor than our current ones are.
There is talk of trickle down economics as viable way of running a country.
A bunch of shit like that, but I'd still posit that it better to live here than a lot of other European countries.
>>709547369
Be respectful, that's our last line of defense against sandniggers, used in the final battle between kebab and surströmming.
>>709553348
nice "accent", m8
>>709553535
If the Koreans made it would it still be surströmming, u cuck.
>>709552222
>cuisine
>burgers in shitty buns and random french fries
kek
>>709547369
>European
Fuck you dude. That's purely Swedish/Norwegian delight!
>>709553753
Now that's more like it.
>>709553753
>burnt to hell blood sausage
>fucking tomato
>BEANS on toast
>MORE toast
>MUSHROOMS?
Actually I love mushrooms
>>709549017
The germans and russians did all the work. Fuck your reagan
>>709551432
So you agree on america nothaving an 'own' culture bc it has mixed other cultures.
>>709553838
...kebab smells and tastes better though...Objectively speaking, spiced sandnigger food is actually a hell of a lot better than brined fish
>>709553753
my nigga
>>709553279
>Men of class eat bean cassoulet.
>cassoulet
>class
I´m french and I can assure you cassoulet is nowhere near what one would consider classy food.
>>709553511
Almost everything has onions in it pucci boi
Europe always had problems with the masses starving (Monarchies and what not), so the poor people would make food out of everything. You can't deny this, look into every country in the world that has had starvation and poverty problems around the world and you will see the exact same thing.
/thread
>>709553947
The blood sausage looks fine to me
>>709553486
What your obbsession with suger at breakfast its sickening I litraly saw apple pie being served at breakfast when I went to America what the fuck no wonder why you have so many fatties.
Beans are a great extra and I guess you have never seen a proper fall english just the shit served in restaurants that never have black pudding and Bubble and Squeek. none of that nast hash brown shit but I will admit one thing your pancakes are good but fuck me you have shit Bacon.
As an American, these posts about our foods and other things ring true for me. My experience as an Uhmer ikan is full of undereducated, processed food eating, sloths.
>>709548144
>yet you're still in this thread
>>709554114
FUCK YOU. Hashbrowns are great
>>709553753
Dude where is the Bubble and Squeek?
>>709553753
>Mushrooms
Why?
>Tomato
No. Why would you pick a fruit so shitty most people consider it a vegetable out of principal? Especially somewhere you'd actually NEED TO GO TO THE EFFORT OF IMPORTING IT.
>Refried beans
Meh. Filler and boring, but non-offensive.
>Blood sausage
The only really appealing thing on the plate.
>>709554001
In short terms, yes.
>african "food"
>>709553753
Is that blood pudding, How does it taste?? like one time my little sister friend had her period, to embarrassed to ask for a pad or tampon so she just let herself bleed out everywhere, Huge black stain on the bed, like I dunno how she didn't die from the blood loss... that is where blood pudding comes from i imagine.
>>709553893
QUADS DONT LIE
>>709554223
Those aren't refried beans, I'm not >>709553753 but still
>>709554020
Go fuck a sandnigger if you think Swedish food is just brined fish.
>>709550320
>ORANGES
>>709553947
That aint any toast my friend. That's buttered fried toast for dipping egg yolks and beans.
>>709550364
American tourists.
>>709553753
Superior fry up coming through
>>709553348
>The car wasnt made by Germans
TOP FUCKING LEL
>>709553357
That's half true. Frankfurter/Wiener is practically the same thing. A German from from Frankfurt invented them with pork. And the Wiener was invented in Wien because ppl weren't allowed to mix beef with pork at that time in Germany. So
>Wiener = Frankfurter w/ pork and beef
>Frankfurter = just pork
>>709553651
Bild relatiert. Ist zwar ca. 16 Jahre alt aber erfüllt seinen Zweck.
>>709554069
Shh, you're supposed to say all French are men of class.
Also cassoulet had a resurgence in high end French restaurants a few years back.
>>709553843
Why thank you would you prefer it if I used the Queens English
Therfore i shale start to speak German.
>>709554468
Damn I miss living in the UK and eating this after a long night out.
>>709554468
ok that actually doesn't look that bad if you get rid of the beans, blood pudding and replace the tomato with...really anything.
>>709554318
Swedish food: Pickled, boiled, canned and brined.
so tasty
>>709553486
Look at the comparison between a proper English fry-up.
Clearly superior
>>709550262
Rape at the national level, number of police-recorded offenses[304]
Total count Rate per 100,000 population
Country/territory 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010
South Africa 69117 68076 65201 63818 70514 68332 66196 148.4 145.2 137.6 133.4 144.8 138.5
132.4
Botswana 1754 1865 88.5 92.9
Sweden 2235 2261 3787 4208 4749 5446 5937 5960 25.0 25.2 41.9 46.3 51.8 59.0 63.8 63.5
Nicaragua 1322 1524 1829 24.4 27.7 31.6
Grenada 23 22 30 31 57 32 22.4 21.4 29.0 29.9 54.8 30.6
Pakistan* 3247 3600 3450 3570 3890[308] 3680 3500 3478 22.3[309] 29.7 25 24.4 27.7 25.6 27.4 28.8
Saint Kitts and Nevis 16 15 30.9 28.6
Australia 6382 6343 6378 29.7 29.0 28.6
Panama * 629 771 792 855 713 809 996* 19.8 23.8 24.0 25.5 20.9 23.4 28.3*
Belgium 2850 2944 3029 3194 3232 3126 2953 2991 27.7 28.4 29.1 30.5 30.7 29.5 27.7 27.9
United States of America 93883 95089 94347 94472 92999 90750 89241 84767 32.2 32.3 31.8 31.5 30.6 29.8 29.0 27.3
>>709554520
17% der US-Bevölkerung hat deutsche Vorfahren. Ist dir klar, wie wenig Menschen in den ganzen blau gefärbten Staaten leben? In den USA haben mehr Menschen mexikanische oder afrikanische Vorfahren als deutsche.
>>709553838
If that's the best we have then everything below Gävle will be New Saudi Arabia within six months.
>>709554001
Thats the hole point of America all the whites there have their origins from europe of couse their culture is partialy borrowed mainly Irish lol
But they do Halloween so much better.
>being proud of something that has no relation to you, personally
faggots. faggots as far as the eye can see, Jim.
>>709554576
it's pretty much effort to make all that.
how much would it be at buy at a restaurant?
>>709554726
Just replace the whole damn plate with an amerifat breakfast drenched in syrup why don't you.
>>709554081
> pucci boi
you know everyone reads that as putchy boy, and thinks that you were either dropped as a baby, or intentionally thrown against a wall.
>>709547726
American food is food from other cultures, but america itself is comprised of many cultures, so it only makes sense. What America does is takes things and puts its own twist on it. Sure some American food is bad or unhealthy, but some is also very nice as well. also OP is a fag
>>709554780
that's enough calories for a day kek
Do you eurofagits even have onion rings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_CL7QOg8T0
>>709554780
I don't like blood pudding/sausage. Holy fuck though, can a normal person actually eat all of that? I think the UK has us beat when it comes to breakfast portions
>>709554540
das ist kein problem, freund
>>709551794
I agree that the F-35 was a waste of money, like most of the US military, but the F-35 is one of less than 10 in-service 5th generation fighter, while the Harrier barely fits within the classification of a 4th generation fighter. The problem was that the F-35 was a really bad design for hover capability, but the F-35B (the vtol version) aside, it has the most advanced tech in the world, including a sensor capability strong enough to detect your cellphone (or even a toaster's heat signature, which is quoted, not just bringing that out of my own ass) from over 5 miles away.
So, granted it was a huge throwaway of money, but it IS the most advanced jet ever created, it just shouldn't have been as comparatively expensive. Also your information about the harrier is flawed: it took WAY more than 3 years to create vtol tech on it, it was called the AV-8"B" for a reason.
>>709554392
Canada fag here. Went to England for a summer and had a Welsh chef cook for us. The fried toast, that man made, was fucking delicious. surprised the Americans haven't caught on to it.
>>709554468
>>709554780
Oh god fuck off the the tomatoes. What is WRONG with you people?!
>>709554523
only because they were fucking hipsters who wanted to do something delightfully ironic.
>>709554780
To be honest the tradition of such a breakfast was back in the days of yore when people ploughed fields and shit. owadays with the more sedentary lifestyle its a one way trip to a coronary infarct.
Cures a hangover like nothing else though
>>709547369
>>>709554468
>>>709554780
>Oh god fuck off the the tomatoes. What is WRONG with you people?!
Triggered Americunt.
>>709552099
>posts picture of the american the office version. GG you silly people of an infant country ruled by pest and/or cholera.
>>709554194
In your opinion everyone on this thread must realise that all are choices of what we like is Opinion and we all agree to disagree. so you can tell me fuck you all you want but I realy couldnt give a fuck.
>>709548798
This.
American culture is globalization.
>>709554097
>implying northern Sweden (where surströmming is common) ever was under the heel of the monarchy
The north has always been ignored in Swedish history. The only thing important to any regent was where the border to Norway was drawn on the map. Whatever else happened up there was left to the few people actually lining there to sort out.
>>709554726
What is you deal with tomatoes, have you tried the different tasty sorts of tomato?
Not all of them are water tasting mcdonalds tier shit.
>>709554892
When I lived in London, it was about 6 £ I think. Pretty inexpensive for a meal that looked a lot like that.
>>709553606
Both are just as retarded in that pic. Fucking faggots sitting on their computer all day having nothing better to do, so stop acting like that proves anything you cuck.
I live in the us btw, and I'm on my phone
>>709554958
We do, but who cares? Onion rings aren´t that good, it´s just fried food for kids.
>>709552222
I'm actually curious how filterless cigs taste like. I've taken the filter out and replaced it with OCB paper, but i think that there still is a difference.
Also, how are you supposed to smoke them? Don't they burn your hand as you get to smoke it to your fingers?
>>709554540
ok Shulzi, go on
>>709547369
Still better than deep fried butter on a stick.
>>709553486
>>709554780
Both look fucking GODTIER: And btw those sausages look like Bratwurst Nürnberger lol. Are they?
>>709554833
>17%
Aber du weisst, dass die Staaten allerhöchstens 60% weiß sind, oder? Das heißt knapp unter 1/3 davon haben deutsche Vorfahren.
Und mal so nebenbei, welche Europäische Einwanderungsgruppe ist denn deiner Meinung nach die größte??
>mexikanische
Wahrscheinlich.
>afrikanisch
14% der Amis sind mind. zur Hälfte Basketball-Amerikaner. Also die Aussage ist falsch.
>>709554520
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car
>>709555510
Oh shit, what is this abomination?
>>709555645
Deep fried butter on a stick.
If I hadn't seen that image, I wouldn't believe people actually made and ate it.
>>709555016
>not liking fried tomatoes
Damn you must have some shit taste anon
>>709552823
>>709553348
Hey hey hey, come on you guys. All that matters is that the saxon race is responsible for everything great
>>709553606
Kek
>Main difference
Yeah, to little shits like u that don't contribute to society and live in the basement at 30
>>709555008
Have a deep fat fried Mars bar if you ever visit again.
>>709555645
An American classic.
>>709555553
Nah not Nurnberger Bratwurst m8, although they sound like theyd be worth including. These are from a local butchers thats been around for years, best bangers for miles. Theyre both juicy and crisp at the same time. Fucking gift to mankind is what they are
>>709555789
This is how people eat it. It's an 800 calorie novelty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBO3GtjqSek
>>709555589
>The year 1886 is regarded as the birth year of the modern car. In that year, German inventor Karl Benz
So you agree with me? Wikipedia does tho
Also car engines were invented by Germans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Diesel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolaus_Otto
Just incase you didn't know
>>709556102
I'm the guy who squeals with glee when there is a big edge of fat on my steak and even I have to go ew at that.
>>709555437
Damn I shot myself with that one.
>>709555841
You are so true erm but I do prefer Anglo Saxon I dont believe there is anyone left that is pure Saxon. I may be wrong.
European food is so bad they use Vinegar to make their food taste better.
I dont know about you but I thought vinegar was for cleaning Windows. Lol
Least we have Ketchup in America.
>>709555553
>14% der Amis sind mind. zur Hälfte Basketball-Amerikaner
Ja, genau, das mein ich ja.
Ich bestreite nicht, dass die meisten europäischen Vorfahren der Amis Deutsche waren, ich bestreite, dass die meisten Amis deutsche Vorfahren haben - 17% mag der höchste Prozentsatz sein, er ist aber meilenweit von über 50% der weißen Amerikaner entfernt.
>>709556105
Ok then but the concept was created before hand. But thank you I do like to be corrected its good to know the facts.
>>709552222
Take the cheese away, add more veggies, remove whatever sauce is dripping out of that first burger and replace it with a light layer of mustard and that is perfect burger.
/thread
Go back to your diabetes muricans.
>>709556815
>I'm completely unaware of apple vinegar and balsamic vinegar, two types of food vinegar that are a staple in the culinary arts.
I challenge you to find a country that doesn't have their own version of ketchup.
>>709556815
>Least we have Ketchup in America.
>>709547630
/thread
>>709550262
>america has the highest birth rate amongst teens
>and not some shit third-world country where it's actually acceptable
ok
>>709557116
Italian balsamic vinegar is so fucking good.
>>709557116
Notice how I Put Vinegar as a broad statement implying Vinegar.
I didn't realize a peasant with a small brain such as yours would miss that.
Yes and eurocucks version is vinegar.
Fag
Fried Mars Bar
Who would eat it?
>>709556632
Well now i'd hate to break this little bond you and i have going, but the anglos haven't done fuckall besides being raped by romans, jutes masterrace, and then later jutes again in the form of the danes. But with that said , no nothing of anything has ever been able to compete with northern europe saxon masterrace(dutch,brit isles, germans,northern france, scandinavia, austria, switz and belgium) But i suppose when faced against shit climate conditions as the masterrace has it has to over compensate to survive, resulting in ungrateful shit eating countries.
>>709557368
I bet you love the taste of precum too
>>709557460
Doesn't look unhealthy enough. Maybe put it inside a hot dog bun and fry it again?
>>709556069
Are you the Brit I was replying to?
When I was in England, I've just ordered something called English or British breakfast or something like that and it looked kinda like in that pic. It's fucking underrated.
And don't take it personal, but I've been there a week and visited London for one day. I mean, one day was already too much for me.
But I love South England tho.
>>709556843
Oh Tschuldige. Hab' mich vielleicht falsch ausgedrückt aber ich habe von Amerikanern mit europäischer Herkunft gesprochen und nicht der gesamten Bevölkerung.
>>709556947
Happens. But I mean, the concept for the first plane was created by DaVinci(If I remember correct) 500 years ago. That doesn't mean he invented it m9.
Or maybe it's just me lol
>>709557729
sok a dick m8
>>709557678
Nah, i don't.
Your mom is loving mine, tough.
>>709557798
I'm not gay and don't feel like sucking dicks to be honest with you, faggot-kun.
But thanks...I guess?
>>709557678
>get tod
>"ur gay, lol"
American "banter", as good as their food.
>>709557504
I see your point but I am still Anglo Saxon just one side was a rapist and the other was the victim according to history.
>>709557427
So is lemon juice also a cleaning agent?
It's a acidic substance that can substitute vinegar in the dishes where it is needed.
Do you like pickles by the way?
>>709557956
u r welcum
>>709557729
Thats true you have a point creation beats concept because everyone has created the concept of a time machine but no one that we know of created it you have a point there sir.
>>709558027
It's time to bury the hatchet m8, we're all celts in the long run, amirite ;O
>>709553753
>>709553486
>>709554468
>>709554780
I'm American and I'll be honest, all of these look tasty as fuck. I've actually been to England twice before though and can say that you guys have no fucking clue how to use spices or oil for cooking.
>>709558374
Yep let me go garb my Kilt and live like a proper celt.
>>709557849
Lmao kiddo does your mom know your on 4 Chan.
I can only imagine the small joy you derive from using mom jokes Lmao
Its spelled though not tough and you don't have to use a comma prior to complete that sentence.
Must be a Good example of the education they are giving to europoor
>>709550320
Potato salad is of German origin.
>>709558093
No but I bet your a pickle puffer like your daddy
>>709558469
We only loke curry to be honest and a lot of our food is made with sauce, cream or garvy and anything you can put inside pastry.
>>709558001
Lmao peasant
>>709558492
Why don't you pick on somebody your own size, tubbyMcFatfuck
>>709558469
English can't into cooking.
