I havent talked to this girl since high school. I know she wants my dick. Dubs decides what i say to her
are you free for a fuck?
i want you to poop in my mouth
Hows life? Still beautiful?
do you know what they say about guys that have big feet like me? ;)
How do you know she is dtf?
Roll for "are you dtf?"
how come we've never fucked?
>>709546822
winrar rofl
>>709546866
noice
>>709546822
Fuck
>>709546822
here
>>709546866
We did fuck
>>709546888
88 here,
Tell her "Are you still stunning like always ?" Lets get op laid
>>709546822
not this
>>709546866
this one
Op I swear if you go down with this girl, you gotta dump the whole lot
>>709546888
Nice trips
>>709546574
https://youtu.be/nHfy5N-fml8
is it true you know how to make guys cum anally?
>>709547111
nice trips
>>709546999
Nice trips
>>709546574
Well i probably should have said she has a boyfriend, lets hope this works.
>>709547176
I am King of all Neckbears
>>709546574
I'm not doing well, i'm kinda depressed. Wanna kill myself all the time.
The problem is I can't get a fucking hard on. I tried everything .... Here I am , cock in hand , trying too picture you nude, nothing..
No response?
>>709547383
Not yet, patience is a virtue
>>709546822
>>709546866
>>709546888
>>709546999
>>709547099
>>709547111
>This is now a get thread
hey, can I please get fucked in the ass by your boyfriend while licking your feet???? please it's my dream
>>709547362
Reroll!!
do you know about any funny ways for me to kill myself? :P
>>709547618
Weird fucking dream you have there
>>709547590
get
have you ever had nigger dick inside you?
>>709547690
rolling
>>709547833
well op
>>709547111
11 Here. You know that I am Mr Nutbreaker?
I had a dirty dream about you last night
I would fuck your boyfriend rather than you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I haven't watched cartoon porn for 5 days and I am losing my shit
do you want me to tell your boyfriend what we did last week?
I wrote a rap song about you. Want to read the lyrics?
I got big boy parts
Can i fuck your boyfriend while you watch?
I bet you you will like my dick more than your dads
Let's go on a date
Why is op always a bitch nigga?
>>709548650
PLEASE THIS ONE
I'll make you gag on my 3 inch monstercock
>>709549099
dubs command it
>>709549110
Rolling for this
I fuck (her name)
I make her cum
I fuck (her name)
With my serpent tongue
>>709548650
>>709549099
>>709549156
7 gets lyrics
>>709548507
Rolling for this
>>709549249
roll
I hate when I wake up and my dick is touching my butthole
>>709549266
Her name is becca to help you with your rap game
>>709549249
reroll
>>709549266
holy another dubs
Here are the lyrics <3
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
OP is a pussy ass nigga
>>709548972
Kek. This. Likely hits close to home for faggot OP.
She isnt messaging bsck so i give up on her. Lets try and get this girls nudes
>>709549915
Amazing i just grew 4 inches
>>709549915
send me nudes or I will fucking blast your asshole
Oh shit she is back online so i sent her the lyrics
>>709549915
Just masterbating to your facebook.
Dubs answers why
>>709550495
because I want to suck your boyfriends dick while you lick my asshole
>>709550495
So ive heard that you like beastality. Wanna watch me fuck my dog this weekend?
No seriously, here are the lyrics to my rap song about you:
Body like "whoa"
Not just another ho
Becca be like "so?"
Bet that pussy be bangin
Leave my 10 inches hangin
Cuz she got a man and
I'm like, "yo shawty
mind if I step inside?"
But she got a boyfriend
I'll put 10 bullets in that nigga
Bitch ass jiggaboo fuck
One for each inch of dick I give her
>>709550495
I am deciphering the complex stages of conversation, and this seems like the key to hopefully one day ravish your asshole, m'lady.
>>709550577
welp
>>709550577
LOL anons banter is superb! #dubs #getr3kt
because i want to fuck you so hard until my cock goes black.....like Will Smith
>>709550577
Winrar
>>709550577
DUBS
>>709550758
Hey pal. Leave it up to the big kids, okay?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PWbiasD.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>709550495
Because imagining will smith singing the prince of bell air theme can only ever be a good thing, right?
>>709550700
dubberino
>>709550577
Is this what you wanted?
>>709550956
roll
Will your boyfriend plow my ass like hes got 5 feet of snow on his driveway?
>>709551089
KEK
>>709551089
nice OP
>>709551089
duck?
>>709551089
Hahahahahahahaha I love you OP
>>709551177
triple dubs
>>709551089
you want to suck a duck? what a fag
>>709551266
dubs
roll
>>709551248
You better because she really wanted the dick
>>709551099
winrar
>>709551089
LOL
send dick pic
>>709551089
Could your boyfriend 69 with me atleast while you watch?
>>709551412
roll
>>709551412
Send da dicc
>>709551469
69 for the 69
>>709547590
GET
In the mean time, lets get some nudes cause she dont live in my town
>>709551768
Hey bitch send me a picture of that fat pussy bitch. Im bored of masterbating to your facebook
>>709551768
Gimme your cheeks girl and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away.......<3
>>709551768
do you even know what a player I am? you should be on my dick right now
>>709551768
nudes or i will poop in your pussy
>>709551768
Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>709551883
Do you know how to get nudes?
Send me a pick of you sucking a dog off or I'll bleach your mother.
>>709551768
Is your vigina more of an innie or an outie?
>>709551768
You're really beautiful.
>>709551768
u look so nice on your fb pic.
Send me a new one
Lemme tongue punch your fart box bb <3
>>709551999
Checkd! Nice trips
>>709551999
SpIcY TrIpS
>>709551999
KEK
>>709552088
>>709552035
Here ya go close enough
I will kill you and you will become my slave in the afterlife
>>709552239
You forgot the trips
>>709552239
but is it a beautiful innie or outie...?
>>709552239
Ask her if she likes big dicks. If she says yes then tell her oh ill leave then.
You're my waifu! Now I want to have a real life relationship with you!
Could you stand in front of your window more I miss you so much.
>>709546574
>ayyy
>>709552397
this
we should meet up
>>709552239
Could we have a gangbang? Ive always wanted to be dominated.
>>709552397
roll
>>709552295
No i didnt
>>709552511
Noice
>>709551412
Roll
>>709552616
Gay friend? Explain
>>709552616
KEK she thought you were queer
>>709552616
>>709552616
>>709552616
Did you hear facetime has a new nudity filter? It automatically detects boobs and pussy and puts a big "CENSORED" tag over them when you send the pic. Try it out!
>>709552437
Rollin again
>>709552722
DUBS
>>709552616
Holy fuck what's her problem
And rolling for
> I'm just curious my fair lady, because I want to know if I'll be able to breathe when you sit on my face
>>709552790
ROLL LMAO
>>709552787
kek af
clearly doesnt want ur dick OP just give up before u humiliate urself
>>709552790
Roll for this top cunt
I>>709552616
will kill myself if you won't fuck me
Tell her that spics should hang from trees
OP IS ACTUALLY A FAGGOT>>709552616
suprise suprise
>>709552928
agreed. Give up then say later your account was hacked
>>709552790
This.
>>709552239
Hey do you like niggers? When she asks why, ask her how to get rid of a dead nigger in your basement and say that the monkey was misbehaving and you got it freshly shipped from Africa
>>709552787
No she didnt
>>709552722
I dont even know man
Yall need to tone it down though
>>709552790
kek ROLL
>>709553246
this shit is gold holyfuck keep it going
you asian fucking ladyboi
>>709553246
faggot confirmend
>>709553246
Just send a dick pic before its too late!
>>709553246
Legit just me, ask me anything only I'd know the answer too. I just really wanna see your tits, like I said: you're beautiful.
>>709553421
Roll
>>709553246
ill send you a pic of my face with the tima and date
, you do the same... but not of your face
Rulz
>>709552928
Different grill, look at th names faggot
>>709547111
Y-you too
>>709553477
DUBS
Does you even speak english lol
>>709553439
That
>>709552790
ROLL
>>709552790
rolling for this
>>709553477
Deliver allready
>>709550080
Rollan
>>709552790
rolllll
I'm getting my dick sucked right now
>>709552790
This
I cum glitter....will you help??
Could you come over and fuck me with a strap on?
I'm just here to watch the festivities
I WANT TO FUCK MILES DAVIS
>>709553632
rolling
Pathetic scum, show me your pussy before I really get fucking angry
I like poop up my nose and Ears
>>709552790
Rolling
>>709553777
nice
Do you know I can only cum from putting dildos up my ass?
i cum candry crush....wanna play?
>>709553777
TRIPLE H's
>>709553777
LOL
>>709553799
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>709553799
winner winner
Yes, it's me, the gay one.....please help me un-gay
girl he's chatting with is juleia bly, ez search on fb
Hey, anoyone know if the 7-11 is still open?
Im done anons hope ya had fun
>>709554280
Yep, i told her about it just now
>>709554597
i want da noodz
Can I get those pussy pics
>>709554700
No you dont
>>709554766
LMFAO + dubs, well played~
>>709554539
Can we find her number?
Let's play a game of 'Fuck Off'....you go first
>>709554941
>>709554280
Phone number registered?
>>709546999
trips have chosen
Sadly OP's out. I had a fun tho!
Thank you OP, at first I wanted to call you a pussy, and yet you stood out from every pussy in the world and showed us that you're a minor puss.
>>709555475
Thanks anon, im still around though
>>709555568
FUCKIN' KWADS
qood job kiddo
>>709555691
>bait
>>709555691
That's not quads you big cock
>>709556022
That's dubs though fag
>>709556187
me too thanks
>>709553246
Why does this chick talk like English is her fourth language
>>709557550
Cuz she's a female, duh?
>>709557550
Good question, i asked for nudes and she sent me a picture of her boyfriend
>>709557781
Some anon would say that noone would like her nudes.. Maybe that's the case? Maybe she's an awful one that looks like a boii
