Alright /b/, roast me.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Alright /b/, roast me.
Underage/10
>>709545137
why? are you jewish?
OP again, am 18.
>>709545137
Sign pic or you're a dude
>>709545328
Months?
Tits and timestamp
>>709545137
Timestamp or no reply
Post tits and we'll tell you you're ugly
>>709545439
Top kek
OP once again, am definitely female of the two genders.
Lol "she" bolted.
>>709545722
Okay great, now off with your clothes
>>709545838
how ungentle of u sir
>>709545722
timestamp of gtfo
>>709545722
You look like youd pass out at a frat party & be left alone
>>709545137
Would take out for dinner/10
>>709545722
Timestamp or GTFO, tits optional
>>709545137
your so adorable
>>709545137
Fucking ass hole u know the rules!
Your dad wanted a son and your the reason your mom drinks
>>709545137
You're too cute for this place. Leave asap
if op is real shes actually adorable but still pretty young
so flee from this place while u still have the chance
>>709545137
You're on the Internet trying to get attention from a group of disturbed individuals. Individuals who regularly drive girls your age to suicide for being cam whores. Is your life so bad that you must resort to such self-destructive behavior?
*gentlanon here* I'd eat the hair of your asshole
>>709545938
>>709545975
timestamp motherfucker
>>709545137
You'd win us over real quick if you took your top off.
>>709546380
>this
Run... while you can. This place is only for degenerates and damaged people. It will ruin you, one way or the other...
I bet you have a bunch of fat friends to make yourself feel pretty
>>709546423
Fucking kill yourself nigger
>>709546380
>>709546517
i second this
>>709545137
Your teeth are yellowing, you skin is disgustingly pale and you have beedy little eyes.
Fucking white knights ruin everything
That nose is edgier than most of todays teenagers
>>709545722
timestamp it, cunt
>>709546493
>You'd win us over real quick if you showed us your dick.
>ftfy
>>709546651
Yep
>>709545137
TIMESTAMP YOU CUNT!!!
>>709546688
Double dubs confirms
Nigra brown eyes
You look like that bride from Braveheart. Too bad about that whole prima noctum thing right?
> refuses to provide timestamp
none of this is real.
OP is a catfishing fucker
I think she went back to Snapchat. She'll be safe there.
>>709546651
feel the might of the knight u unholy creature of shadow and sorrow
You have the face only a grandpa can love, too bad he's dead right?
>>709545137
>roast me
Well, you have to post a picture of you first you little faggot.
>inb4 muh tits or gtfo
Everyone ITT knows that in you pic isn't you nigger.
Good going /b/ you had one chance to get tits and you couldn't even act cool on the intranets
>>709547036
what did u expect?
lel
>>709547036
Welcome
>>709547036
Dun goofed
>>709545722
It's shooped I can tell by the pixels and I've seen quite a few pixels in my life
>tfw you can't time stamp with an iphone so you write today's date on a flash card because cucks on 4chan don't believe you're real.
>>709547313
"No tits today"-starring Adam Sandler
>>709547387
yet again
what did u expect?
Fake
>>709547387
Bitch pulled out the green text
ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE
>>709547564
kek
>>709547387
Forget time stamps, do one of you making a peace sign, winking and sticking your tongue out all at once. Then you're real.
>>709547387
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp
>>709547667
agreed with anon!
>>709547387
You're the type of girl i hate the most. Average looking but clearly lack any substance of character or confidence.
Seeking attention from fucking /b/ is so retarded, why are you cock hungry for this bunch of degenerates ?
you look like a semi-retarded version of sarah silverman you unbearable virgin, i know you dont have the confidence to suck dick in real life but please don't come on here looking for it
cunt
>>709547641
Dubble kek
>>709547387
how comes you're a fan of overrated art?
>>709547387
7/10
would date
>>709546619
All eyes are the same, anon.
>>709547387
don't know how timestamping works on /b/
fuck off
>>709547776
in that case you hate every femal on 4 chan?
well in /b/ atleast......?
>>709547387
8.5/10 because I smell UA
>>709548030
Essentially
>>709547438
So fucking what m88? I can see tits on les intranetz 24/7 if I want to.
And btw smalltitswithpuffynipplez>bigtits
Fuck off OP your pic is shooped desu DESU
cute smile, nice face in general. would watch a movie with or go to a restaurant with
>>709546380
>>709546615
What a a couple of faggots.
>>709545137
Let's see that nose from the side OP
with a body like yours I bet gay guys love you
>>709548106
mhm
there is truth in what u say
>>709548191
Go cry on your daddy's dick you inbred shit stain
>>709548206
I'm a faggot for thinking girls like this are cancer? why would i want to even waste my cum jacking of too this bitch i wouldn't even notice on the street
>>709548441
Yes, so we're clear you love cock & hate woman
why are your teeth the same colour as your flower crown
>>709548583
I don't hate women, i hate women who seek validation online, or anyone for that matter
Don't be shy about your nose OP. You can still look cute. Look at Iliana Glazer or Jenny Slate.
I bet you dont even have the weirdest nose in your family.
>>709548583
also she's not really a woman is she
>be me, stacey in disguise
>proving my identity in a forum filled with deranged neckbeards
>"do one of you making a peace sign, winking, and sticking your tongue out all at once"
>mfw realizing I cannot wink
>tries and keeps trying to take selfie
>autistic.jpg
>mfw realizing construction workers outside watching me
>mfw i've been taking selfies in front of my window of me trying to wink for 3 minutes, in only a shirt and underwear.
How should be suicide note go?
>>709548362
>projecting
TOP FUCKING KEK
MMmmmhh...your salty virgin tears are the lube I need for my masturbation session, faglord :^)
D I A M O N D
I
C
K
>>709548717
Spoke too soon, you're mother should've swallowed you
>>709548735
>im goin to mexico
>>709545137
I want to cum in all your holes. Oh yeah, and also, tits or gtfo
TITS OR GTFO
>>709548735
I think I love you. Oh and panties or thong?
>>709548735
>in only a shirt and underwear
proved my point really
also clean ur nails
>>709548735
She didn't let you fuck right? HAHAHAHAH you're pathetic m8
If you ever wondered WHY. This thread clearly shows you're just a angry little fag lawl
>>709548735
Okay, you're cute as fuck. Point the camera down and let's see that underwear.
>>709545722
Not sure I believe you nudes so I can be sure also time stamp
roll.
>>709549026
I second this
>>709549026
Third'st
>>709548735
Your eyes are beautiful btw
>>709549194
You should see her tits
>>709548735
Hm, where do I start. Your nose is fucking hideous. Your nails look fucking distinguishing. Have you ever consider trimming your eyebrow? You should. And you have more forehead than you have chin.
Turn your face to the side and take a pic. I dare you
>>709549441
r O l lI n g
>>709548735
Clean your nails. Disgusting.
not that bad, just an bad expression
>>709548735
just in underwear and shirt
pic or didnt happen
>>709549623
fag
>>709549311
>>709549322
This. Still I'd inseminate this Jewish whore.
>>709548735
age?
>>709548735
>"I cannot wink"
What a waste of oxygen
Is your clam bearded or nah?
chick craves attention
"ah, anons....they'll lap it up"
Anons lap it up.jpg
Anons wan jubblies.jpg
Chick keeps jubblies covered
Chick gets no attention
Chicks are bat shit crazy
Now, TITS or GTFO bitch!!
TITS OR GTFO
let's play Anne frank, I lock you in a basement and you don't say a fucking word
You look like a less bald, weaker mustache version of Ron Jeremy.
>>709549839
Anne Frank was in the attic, dumbass
Show tits or stfu
>>709548735
Why so quiet OP? Did I hit a nerve :^)
I bet you fart after sex
>>709549901
I don't have one of those :(((((
Quads for tits
>>709547387
We are not the attention seeking whores that don't fucking follow the rules tho, also tits out with timestamp u ugly fucking trap.
Tits are for babies. Spread your pussy. Let me see your clit and holes
>>709547387
Hello gypsy bring me,your tears and lack of technical knowledge and show your tits to continue
>>709550222
The numbers have spoken.
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>>709550222
Tripz have spoken
>>709550222
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>709550222
Yeah show us your fucking dick OP
>>709545137
>>709545722
>>709547387
>>709548735
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I answered you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>709550360
Da best post
>>709549839
OP here, that's hot tho.
>>709548735
dirt in between her fingernails
probably lazy as fuck
her forehead is almost as big as her face wtf
disgusting...
>>709550435
I bet his penis is so goddamn feminine
>>709550507
Baby I know it
Tits or gtfo
I bet she quit responding because her parents offered her up as a sacrifice to appease an angry god.
Mitts or tit the duck stout!!!!
>>709545137
Halloween isn't for another couple of days. Put your pointy witch nose back into your costume box
>>709550556
Feminine like a mother fucking sweaty wet back taking your gid damned bike.
>>709547387
do something with those nasty fingernails
>>709548735
clean your fucking nails you disgusting pig
>>709550743
With a big fucking mustache
>>709550718
Wky do you have a cock and balls on your top...?
>>709548735
i'd drop a load on that face any day
OP I have cancer, the make a wish foundation said I could use tits or get the fuck out on one person & I choose you OP...I choose.you
Why hasn't he posted his tits yet?
>>709551061
He's a flower who needs time
>>709550496
My sister showed this pasta to me a couple of weeks ago thinking it was new
Its on 9gag now
Which means its old and shit
Don't use it again
You faggot
What's up with your stroke smile, OP. It's lopsided. Also, show us benis.
>>709551132
Samefag replying to himself
>>709545137
I hate that stupid snapchat filter you faggot
Bunch of fags complaining about fingernails. I'd like to watch her finger her ass with those nails as I pound that smelly slamburger from behind. Wouldn't be able to pop until we got a proper funk going.
>>709551484
How is uh, 4th grade going for you?
I bet her asshole looks like chewed bubblegum under a bus seat
But I've never been one to turn down bubble gum
>>709551484
nerd virgin alert
>>709551588
I'm in 5th grade you fucking turbo kike.
>>709545970
Kek
>>709547387
Sharpie in ass with timestamp
>>709551879
I'm so sorry your mom didn't swallow
>>709552136
And I'm so sorry your mom didn't swallow that nigger's nut as you watched and jerked it in the
closet. But stop projecting that disgusting shit on
other people.
>>709552136
I have to go take a nap. But I'll be back on later you sub-human piece of shit.
>>709548735
I feel bad for your nose
>>709545137
>only honest reply here
I Mean... i've jerked off to worse...
>>709548735
no new pics?
age?
>>709548735
Give us that view, how can construction workers see more than your fellow bros
>>709553049
idk, I think that she's cute
Fuck this bitch....no tits, so I'm GTFO
>>709545137
join my skype call
>>709551879
Kekd
>>709554225
/b/ has fallen
>>709547848
TRIPLE KEK
>>709550718
All bullshit aside OP you're looking pretty good.
>>709548735
OP looking solid, post tits 10.10
