ask a guy who sucked a cow's penis anything
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ask a guy who sucked a cow's penis anything
Why?
Green text about it OP
>cow
>penis
Fucking retard
>>709541403
Obvious bait was obvious. Kudos for being THAT guy.
>>709541403
Wow, thanks bro. Now I know why he sucked a cow cock.
So, animal traps is a thing now.
>>709541403
Jesus. Pretty sure he meant a male cow.
>>709542571
>male cow
Fucking retard
Who hasn't?
>>709541403
Well look who's being a smartass b8er today
>>709542798
HAHA THIS
This is not a bait thread, experimentation with farm animals is a fairly common thing amongst younger people who live down south for the most part.
As a teenager growing part in a southern country, I have experimented with cows and chickens.
I have never sucked a cow's penis though, how was it like, OP?
Also, ask a different guy who's had his penis sucked by a calf anything.
>>709543508
It is a bait thread because cow's don't have penises you gay retard
>>709542798
Pretty sure you need female and male cows to make baby cows. Who's the retard now?
If you've ever considered sex with a male cow, somebody's probably given you a bum steer.
What's it like to lie on the internet?
>>709543760
its a male cow you fucking imbread
I like how this becomes a discussion if male cows exist or not
All cows are female you fucktard thier mates are called bulls. Fuck me how do you even breath unasisted?
bulls are male cows.
are you all really this fucking retarded?
>>709544736
how the fuck can male cows not exist if baby cows exist you fucking idiot jesus Christies
>>709544875
Thier mates are called bulls you fucking tard cant you read
I don't know who is baiting at this point, the people saying male cow's exist and the people saying they don't
>>709544736
>All cows are female
so how the fuck can they breed you dense motherfucker
>>709544944
bulls are a fucking bulls you idiot jesus
cows are cows
bulls are bulls
its not hard to' understand you retard
>>709545016
Coz bulls fuck them you fucking mungrel. All cows are female all vulls are male you fucking ballsack
ask someone entirely different who fucked over 37 cows anything
>>709545057
A bull is the male equivelant to a cow you sack of cocks
>>709545057
Obvious troll
>>709545136
vulls? I don't understand, where did vulls come from?
>>709541016
what?
>>709545208
Do your wash them first or just ignore the shit?
I'd love to suck a cow's penis, totally jealous here
>>7095452
Vulls come from your mams sock draw retard
>>709544253
They're called Bulls fuckwad
>>709545453
Thank you!! Theres at least 1 more person with a brain on this thread haha
>>709545453
>>709545346
ussually their pussies are very clean..i do wash them most times unless im out in the field and i get super horny..then i just plow em
>>709545136
>>709545233
>>709545261
>being this retarded
cows have genders
every fucking animal on earth has a gender you retards
its simple geometry for fuck sake
>>709541016
Did you suck a cow's penis?
>>709545626
SAKE
Fucking idiots I swear.
>>709545587
do you have videos of you cream-pieing them?
>>709545587
Huh.
With all the cows I've been around they have been covered in shit residues from their asshole down including the vag, legs, tail..
>>709545626
Cow=female
Bull=male equivelant to a cow
Deer=female
Buck=male equivelant to a deer
You fucking fag
>>709545896
>MALE COW
>COW
>THAT IS MALE
>FEMALE COW
>COW
>THAT IS FEMALE
you fucking imbicele its not hard to understand how a fucking cows genitalias work
>>709545208
How did you fuck them over?
>>709545805
cant risk videos man..im married and shit,,you never know if it falls into the wrong hands
>>709541016
Why would you suck Bailey Jay?
>>709545829
mine are not that dirty fam,,not spotless either but fuckable
>>709546047
Wikipedia is the most unreliable fucking source of information anyone can edit it you retard
didnt' you go to school
>>709546001
Read #70954744 you fucking micro penis
Male cow=bull
>>709546114
do you ever creampie them though?
>>709544481
>imbread
>>709546114
Your wife doesn't know?
Why not? Any girl I've been in a relationship with has known that I fuck mares and bitches
>>709546225
I have read every post on this site and i can deduce that you are all retarded
cow =/= bull
>>709541016
Alright OP.
I will ask you something:
Did you ever suck a bull's penis?
>let's put this argument out to pasture.
>>709546108
i sold them some useless salt licks and some bad shares on the stock market..they dumb fucks
include me in the screenshot
>>709546108
I'm betting he puts his penis in their vaginas
>>709546242
yes ..yes i do
>>709546108
Kek'd
>>709546338
How the fuck do you even breath without earphones in explaining what to do???
In.......out....in....out....in....out
Fucking retard
>>709546363
Bulls are girls you fuckwit
>>709546302
the wife is a prude..she will not approve..married her for the money aanyway
>>709546497
your the retard, kid
Sucked a femal bull's vagina ama
how is this thread still here, how did it not 404 immediately?
>>709546579
no you are
>>709546620
suck a cow dick cunt
>>709546616
welcome to /b/
>>709546542
Hell, most of my friends know too.
She might surprise you. Maybe she thinks about dog sex.
>>709546579
Coming from someone who doesnt even know that all cows are female
Ok tard
In.....out.....in.....out.....in.....out
>>709546338
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull#Nomenclature
fuck off
>>709546690
cows dont have dicks you retard
>>709546730
>>709546712
>implying wikerpedia is a reliable source of information
I'm smarter than you will ever be lmao
>>709544481
>>709544253
A male cow is called a bull.
>>709546696
i doubt it ..i would have known..
>>709546855
>Bulls are a different animal entirely
we have been over this, stop b8ing
>>709546827
ok pal
>>709541016
>cow's penis
was it a Feminine Penile Penis?
>you've been nominated for the Gay Fagit Award of The Week
>>709546827
Its spelt wikipedia you twat
How the fuck do you walk unasisted you thick cunt
>>709546860
Maybe no if she thinks you're against it.
>>709546827
>lmao
As if the troll wasn't obvious enough already.
>>709545208
male or female?
Summer is finally over :^ )
>>709546974
He probably doesn't.
>>709546974
>wikipedia
how old are you to not know how to spell wikerpedia right
>>709541016
https://youtu.be/nHfy5N-fml8
was it a very sexy cow? how big was it's penis?
>>709547101
I imagine him to be like steven hawkings but without the BRAIN
>>709547187
COWS DONT HAVE PENISES!!!!!
INCOMING!
>the shitposting ITT is real!
>>709541016
>>709547031
im a male
>>709545136
bloody hell, haven't heard someone else call someone a mongrel in ages.
>>709547312
so you are a cow, because cows are all male
>>709547109
Everything will be ok little jimmy dont you worry daddy will be up soon for his special little boy to play with.
Go to bed fucktard
Go to bed
>>709541016
How, aren't bull penises usually sheathed?
>>709545896
Fag00t
>>709547367
im a cow with a penis?
>>709547335
Haha its my favourite word of the day
The amount of retards in this thread
>>709545744
This is like americans thinking that the "see-through" is a word with the synonym "transparent".
Like having dumb people congratulating each other for being smart.
Oh yes
>>709547312
the cows fuckwit
>>709545896
no, black males are called bulls and bucks
male cows are male cows and male deer are male deer
>People taking shit b8
>being so new
>>709547531
The amount of threads in this retard
>>709547541
This is like americans, full stop.
>>709547604
>>709546210
Duh, who in their right mind wouldn't
>>709547615
its self explaining you dweeb..i said i fucked COWS not bulls..cows are females soooo why ask for clarification??
>>709545744
because Wikipedia is the authority on these things. You could of just edited/created that article. Get a real encylopedia and get back to us
>>709546905
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull
Some people just need a giant high 5
In the face
Did it make you want to listen to Atom heart Mother?
>>709546827
https://animalcorner.co.uk/animals/cows/
There, you fuckwad
>>709541016
Why
>>709547904
Then just fucking google male cow yourself you incapable child.
>>709548232
i like you
>>709548097
>>709546220
>>709548235
>some random British fucker's website
if CNN didn't report it, it didn't happen
>>709547722
Yeah, you are right. Thanks anon.
I should go to sleep, perhaps tomorrow will be better than this.
Cheese Pizza, anyone?
>>709548431
This is awesome
>>709548305
what is this faggoted mongrel horse?
your'e all gay
>>709546971
I came into this thread to make this exact same comment.
>>709548325
Shit b8
See how quickly Chickun can change a shitty b8 autismo thread?
>REMEMBER THE POWER OF CHICKUN!
>>709545549
>Thank You!!
>haha
What is this? Fucking Facebook?
>>709548595
Your mom.
itt people failing for bait and people that joined a bait thread just to bash on those who fell for it
get a fucking hobby.
this entire fucking thread
>>709544875
A baby cow is called a Calf
A male cow called a Bull
You are called a Faggot
>>709548916
For /b/ standards it's a pretty healthy hobby.
>>709541016
bump
>>709548749
Arise chickun, chickun arise!
>>709548595
>being this new.
I think it's high time we brought Chickun back!
Anybody got anymore?
>this is now a Chickun thread.
best thread on /b/ right now
>>709541016
Cows don't have a penis. Bulls do
>>709549745
>Cows don't have a penis. Bulls do
fuck off
>>709549745
Did you just gender asume the cow? Not really progressive dude.
greentext it
>>709541016
OH MY FUCK OP. MY SIDES. I FELL OUT OF MY FUCKING SEMI AND CUT MY AREM U FUCKING PRICK. AHAHAaaaaaaa.
>>709549725
Says who?
Anonymous?
>>709550205
>Anonymous
fuck off
>>709543508
Experiment....
>wut
did u swalow his cumload?
>>709546108
Underrateded post
>>709548758
Ye nice one fucktard go play with your nan
>>709550698
>Underrateded post
fuck off
>>709550698
>Underrateded
>>709550395
I'll trade you a Pidgie that already dun been fucked by a Chickun!
>>709550738
>nan
fuck off
>>709550698
>>709550809
Lost my shit
someone document this god tier thread
OP =
https://youtu.be/I4Fc-emlIHo?t=11s
>>709546616
Cause its absolutley fabulous. This shit is FUCKED
>I WANT MORE CHICKUN!
>>709550836
Just because you greentext it doesnt make you an oldfag
#greentextfaggotrightthere
>>709551055
>oldfag
fuck off
>>709551033
>Thinking eggs are the scrambled remains of a fetus.
This is why people go vegan.
>>709551206
>fetus
fuck off
>>709551182
Greentext fag
》newfag
》fuck off
>>709544253
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS COW PENIS
>>709551206
>This is why people go vegan.
Why again?
Because they are as autistic as you are?
>GIVE ME MORE CHICKUN!
Fuck Dem Cows.
Bunch o' Bullshit 'round hereabouts!
Don't any oldfags have more Chickun?
>implying there are any oldfags in here.
Thread is ded.
I mean, it was ded from the beginning, yet still alive enough to keep throbbing and thrusting, like any good cow penis would.
>>709551446
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>>709542571
>>709544253
>>709544481
>>709544875
>>709545057
>>709545626
Entire thread.
No one ever posted any cow penis pics, let alone any bull penis pics.
>>709554182
>implying you didn't just edit that shit
>>709554182
Hello newfriend.
You have just inadvertently wandered into a bait thread and you were baited quite quickly. Keep reading. It gets worse. Bad enough for archiving maybe!
>>709554305
Kek!
I'd like to watch my gf being fucked by a cow
>>709547892
fuck you I wasnt there, how the fuck would I know they what gender they identify as
I sucked me a bunch o' damn cow penis meself, OP.
Now dem damn cows won't leave me alone!
>>709541016
>Cow
>Dick
>pick one
(Unless you are talking about a cow genetically deformed.)
I'll just leave this here...
>>709556779
Noice!
See /b/ros? There's the proof right there that there really is such a thing as cow penis; else cow penis could not be found on da searchwebz!
obviously cows have penises, where do you think milk comes from?
>>709541403
Stop being pedantic. Everyone knows what he means.
>>709556779
I had to go grab that middle picture from DuckDuckGo, because it looks cool as shit!
Is this what your cow penis experience experience was anything like, OP?
>>709557719
>experience experience
Fuck my dyslexia.
>autism intensifies again
>>709542571
called it for all the tards, kudos
>>709557300
>from Jesus, dubs?
mooove on ppl, it's bull
>>709541016
that's bull, and yyou know it
>>709555924
The question is:
What did you do with Chickun?
>>709558833
Triple dubs checked.
>implying there is such a thing
Chickun?
Where are you?
>>709545896
>Deer =Female
>Buck= male deer
No retard, a Doe=a female, and "Deer" can be used for either a male or female.
>>709559384
No more "experimentation" with my barnyard animals, /b/tards!
>>709541016
>Cows penis
Don't you mean a bull?
>>709559478
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun...
>has it dawned upon you yet that you are a retard?
>>709559896
But he's right, ya know, dear!
>>709559609
cows with peni aka bulls, whats your point
>>709559896
How am I a retard? You just confirmed that a doe is a female deer
>not knowing when to use greentext
Fuck off newfag
>be me. Hunting deer. Shoot and wound one.
>my buddy wants me to finish it off.
>I say no, grab an antler.
>we're a mile from the car.
>we both grab an antler and walk the wounded buck (yes, it's called a fucking deer too, faggots!) back to the car where I finish him off with a knife.
>a week later I am on my first date in several years. Barely know how to act.
>bitch asks me, "What's your philosophy on dating, anon?"
>wtf kind of question is that. jpg?
>I answer her
>"My philosophy on dating is kind of the same as my philosophy on hunting.", I say.
>"Oh yeah? What's that?"
>"Walk a wounded dear to the car -- D E A R." I spell it out.
>needless to say the date was over.
>I went home and had me some good venison before suckin me some good cow penis.
>>709561500
Bravo, anon!
And dubs too!
>Dear Deer; What has this thread come to?
>>709561887
>I was just pretending to be stupid HAHAHAHAHA LE EPIC TROLLED YOU
>this thread
Have you ever tried sucking any moose cow penis, OP?
I hear their semen is very tasty.
Am i too late to arise?
>>709544944
Ohe yeah? Who's the cow cuck then?
HABBENIN'!!!!!111
>>709541016
is this story bull?
>>709545057
>bulls are a fucking bulls you idiot jesus
only if they are gay
>>709545208
Cows over 37 are called CILFs.
