What is their name? What is the story with them?
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What is their name?
What is the story with them?
>>709538237
For some reason, jesus popped in my head.
>>709538757
Jesus loves you too.
Victoria. you know we love each other. we split up and we know we fucked up. when are we running away together baby.
>>709538237
her name is Ribadonitsa
Jess
>>709538237
>>709538757
>whats the story
Jesus taught me how to hunt wendigos and I could never forget him after that.
Harriet
A friend who basically cut off all contact randomly.
Caroline, an ex-girlfriend of mine
She broke it off, stuck around for a while as a friend, and suddenly she just disappeared. Dunno why though
Long story here bros
>One and a half year ago...
>Be 18m
>At cabin with family, boored AF..
>Decide to check out Tinder, see what all the talk is about..
>Be virgin, had previous encounters, but my confidence inspired erectile dysfunction at several occations..
>Pretty much just swipe right all the time.. got the sc of a few girls..
>No luck tho
>Half year ago change profile pic.
>Suddenly loads of matches, girls starting conversations, girls being genuinely intrested.
>Meet girl, 6/10 all over, great first date in Drammen, No.
>Kiss at end.
>She lives like 2 hours away, no license for both of us so bus/train...
>Comes over to me for a weekend.
>ED all over again.. No luck, Shes my GF at this point.
>Go to her cabin with her family, finally end up fucking.
>Best moment of my life, huge relief..
>Meet here a couple times more, break up with her.
>Ready to go out and conquer the world.
>Two more encounteres with friends, ED again... life sucks.jpg
>Decide to go for a tinder hoe this time, dont want to be know as the ED gut all over TBG..
>Do shrooms with my bf night before..
>Meet tinder gurl in frxta... Really nice hit it off..
>ED again...
>She asks me to stay until monday (plan was saturday-sunday).
>ED!
>Meet her next weekend, ED...
>Other than that a perfect weekend..
>Meet her once again, still ED..
>Go to doctor, explain, get Cialis..
Cont
Natasha. I'm not in love with her, just remembered her out of all people for some reason.
>>709538237
Wilma Flinstone, Fuck you Fred!
Maggie
Shy girl that I am interested in, but unsure if her shyness is preventing something, or if she just is not interested.
>>709538237
Girl who cut off all ties, I guess I needed it to know more about how to grow up. It's not a fairytale anymore, you hook up, date or just fuck. No one cares anymore so she didn't care to go in for the long run. For the meanwhile I'm just going to focus on how to get a house and a good job.
>>709541071
How does she respond to you hitting on her is she avoiding eye contact and maintaining distance or just seems reserved but dosent exhibit any discomfort?
>>709541440
From what I can see it looks like she is just kinda reserved and quiet with me.
No real discomfort. Especially as when I get her talking, we can go for a long while
Jess
Charlotte, I fucked it all up, 2 years for nothing. been 2 months, still love her..
>>709538237
i forgot the name
>>709538237
What the... i was indeed.
Caitlin.
GF and mother of our daughter.
Thinking of her tits and how I'm gonna fuck her later tonight after I'm off work.
Annika
10 year anniversary coming up soon
>still aren't engaged or married
Kaya.......jesus Christ give me strength!
Ophelie
First love, lost V
Met her ex behind my back
Told her to fuck off
Used me as a rebound
Met her a year later and all she did was talk about her new boyfriend
Don't love her anymore thankfully but she was my only significant relationship, rest are just flings
Amanda, met on a trip to spain. Talked to her about 60 minutes ago and show was going to tell me something important. Although were "just friends" atm I think she likes me. The thing is im just a regular guy, but shes a 10/10 and popular and shit. All my friends think she likes me but I dont know. Now I just think about what she had planned to tell me and because of that I cant sleep. Help me with life /b/
>>709538237
Her name is Amalia
We were friends in highschool but I was a committed relationship for a while and it didn't happen. We both graduated and moved away she got in a committed relationship as well. We both became miserable where we were and started talking again. We independently broke up with our partners and we're actually making a go of it now. We've been "dating" for a couple of months now and it's been going grea, but she lives in Colorado now.
We've seen each other quite a few times and it's always really special.
I have high hopes.
>>709543999
Literally stop thinking about. Roll with it. Don't question it dude, just go wih your intuition.
>>709543999
Aw shit nigga i got dem tripples
Must be a good sign
>>709538237
Stephanie Lee.
Elizabeth.
We're married so all good :-D
Jesus
My Lord and Saviour
jane
>>709540205
Jasmine
Friend who decided 1 day to not speak to me and drop all contact with me.
Best friend I ever had and I haven't had any friends since around that time cause shit happened around that time too
Sandra. The bitch used me gor moral support, told me she couldn't see her life with out me in it then dated all my friends. Told me she loved me then runs off with some dickhead. Stupid birch changed me made me hate myself for a long time. Now I know she was the fucked up one. Fuck her and all women that act like her. Comeing to me to make you feel emotionally better after you made bad dissisions when you knew how I felt about you. Now we don't talk and its all for the better. Hope your husband cheats on you and leaves your ass for a dude. And I hope they have a long happy gay relationship, I hope he goes on tv and social media twlli g everyone how he was never straight in his head and married you cause you reminded him of an asshole man and thats ehy he found you atractive enough to live a lie. I hope you cry your self to sleep about it, and go into a long dark depresion and contact me out of the blue to make yourself feal better. Sept I wont have time for your ass now. I woll introduce you to my wife and twll you how happy we are and I hope that is the thing that sends you over the edge ao ybat you go into a hotell bathroom take a whole bottle of fucking pills, slit your rists and then shoot your own fucking head off at the same. Then when your burning in hellI hope the devil rapes your holes with a hot fucking poker dick. I jope they make you rellive all the pain in your life and continually tell you what it would have been had you just gave me a chance. Bottom line FUCK SANDRA F! Get aids and die you fucking emotional whore. I have no end for this rant so I'll take a small bow.
Janey
Alexandra
Elaine,
I've never been able to get over it,
She left me years ago but I still think about her often. Too much to get into, but I wish things were different. She was so passionate and amazing.
Russell
>>709538237
Her name is Amanda
Abby. TL;DR, Crazy stalker emo bitch that had more cuts than a bayonet practice dummy. Clearly she accomplished something, considering I still remember her.
Emily. My ex, and mother of my kid. We broke up years ago. Neither of us dates so occasionally we get to sexting. We started last night and have been going through it today, and actually got to a point where we started making plans to meet and fuck when--as usual--she started backing down, saying it was a bad idea, she's afraid of getting pregnant again, etc. She does this every time. All I want is to be buried in that pussy but I'm trying not to pressure her cuz this still might work.
>>709549999
Attractive Emo nutter atleast?
>>709538237
Jaqueline my loli ex
>>709538237
Hollie. She's my wife. We met at work, doing night shift security. Fell in love staying up all night talking. When I got reassigned, we started dating. I proposed on the six month anniversary of our first date and we'll be married seven years this Halloween.
>>709538237
Ann
Girl goes to collage with I think she is cute and I want to date here.
Told you already
>>709550669
Nope. 2/10. not as bad looking as Glenn post-baseball bat, but still bad.
>>709538757
Jesus totally nailed it back then
>>709551045
>Anette Langsåvold
Ser koselig ut hun.. Ser også ut som hun er enda singel go for it.
Julia, she is me if i were female, she shares my interest we are exactly alike i loved her but we broke up for her being unstable.. and me cheating on her but. Miss ya babe
Kyle
Her name is indiya engstrom after 2 years of running after her in high school we went out a witch point I was in the army I flew her down to see me every month a year went past and she told me to leave the army so I did more time pasted we are boeding with friends I ask her to marry me a year goes by she working in Darwin I am working in qld she tell me to leave my job and come up to her 2 months past I come back home to the boat and find her blowing another man I get pissed and nearly kill the guy she tell me to leave a few weeks go by I try killing my self I sent her a video of me trying to gas my self in the garage I pass out the engine blew in the car . I hack her Facebook to find that she is happy thinking that I am dead telling one of her friends that she should bring the guy she cheated on me with to the funeral still to this point she thinks I am dead
Anne. I love her.
Lotte. She gave awesome head.
Sharon. Wetest pussy ever.
>>709538237
Amy, been with her for 9 years, celebrating our tenth next year, son starts school in 2 weeks daughter still in kindy, we knew we were meant to be and never let go
hannah
>>709549442
Is that you Michael Townley?
Julia
love her, but I feel like there's no chance.
>>709552870
Dont even try bro
>>709552870
Dont listen to >>709553059
love is always worth trying for
>>709553409
Nigga if this is my julia i will fuck him up
>>709538237
Tasha, she was a freak in bed. Made me cum harder than anyone else ive ever been with. She let me put her knees next to her ears and go to town.
Ola, i danced with her on my friend's birthday party
>>709552870
Nice name. Is she a nice person?
>>709538237
Ava. Close friend but I wanna get closer. Don't think there's much competition either. Do you guys believe in me?
>>709538237
Sasha Grey
>>709553814
Its worth a shot.
>>709552395
That's nice. I wish I had someone like that.
Her name is Kelly.
I've known her since 3rd grade, aka 7 y/o
She's a 10/10 in every way.
Physically, she's got beautful blonde, straight hair, the face of an angel and the body of a goddess.
She is the most friendly, understanding and trustworthy person you'll ever meet.
She's funny, intelligent and social.
She has helped me get through the divorce of my parents, the slow loss of contact with my father and generally dealing with my (light) asperger's. She was the only person I could really open up to.
I confessed to her that she was/is my crush, and she turned me down, as expected. But even that she did gently.
I'd do anything for her. Go ahead, call me beta. I'm loyal to the person who's kept me from going an hero.
>>709543449
Oh anon I know that feeling except the bitch I was with is a psychology major and know how to get me back until I finally told her to fuck off.
Ok let's call here sweet T
>At uni met this cute chick on campus
>Was thinking dam she doesn't look like a generic white girl
>Two of us hung out a lot on campus
>eventually at the end of the semester said yo I like you we should go out on a date
>rejected stopped talking to her
>walking around the campus didn't acknowledge her
>didn't notice she was behind me when I saw her reflection on my phone
>at the end of the first month she texted me
>thinking wait does this mean she into me
>started texting as normal and hang out outside of campus
>told me how when she turns 21 she wants to hit the clubs with me
>Now I'm still confuse first/last relationship got cheated
>Trust issue kicks in and doesn't know if she into me or not
>Homie told me Sweet T might have a bf this whole time
>See the dude look like a major faggot
>Laugh it off
>Then eventually she told me she have a S.O
>I'm thinking dam
Cont
>>709553886
Do you think? I'd say she's an 8/10 and I'm a 7/10.
She's also really flirty, I think. I don't want to sound like a beta cuck or anything, but after a party I had she was saying bye to the rest of the people there and all the other lads she gave a hug but to me she hugged me and held my face with one hand after. I didn't know what to do so I held her hand and smiled. Did I do good?
>>709554149
She is currently my best friend
>>709554270
Just fucking try it. It's not like you would be shooting for a 10/10.
Hell, I'm a 6/10 and I fucking had 8/10's fllrt with me.
Does she act any different towards you than the other friends?
>>709554931
Yeah, now I think about it. Always stood next to me, or sat. Leaning on me. Staring directly into my eyes. Am I over thinking this? I'm seeing my group again on Saturday at a friends and she'll be there. What do /b/?
>>709554175
Continue but can you please write it without sounding like such a fucking nigger
>>709555769
You probably have a decent shot with her.
The girl I posted about is more reserved towards me than her other friends
Mariel
>>709554175
>This bitch just miss the attention I gave her
>Small campus didn't want to deal with drama bs again
>So had to play off with being her friend
>Text back days later
>Pretend I don't see her half the time unless she comes up to me
>Invites me over to her dorm and I come for free food and alcohol
>She turned 21 she remember the clubs
>I'm thinking shit
>Felt like a fucking date more than anything else
>It sucks since my dick have the tendency to have a hard time getting hard getting grinded on
>Hold her hand so we don't get separated
>Diamonds
>The only time my dick maintain a hard on in the clubs
>Worse part was I was making hand gestures she making heart with her hand
>Not doing this love triangle bullshit again
>Finally graduated don't have to see that bitch no mo
>she lives in Jersery and I was at atlantic city for fun
>At bar at the clubs already had a couple of glasses of whisky
>Phone got a text
>Was her
>Texted I'm fucked up
>Proceeded to have a one night stand with a some chick
>Went to the strip club right after
>Bank account was in the red
>Stopped texting her
>August now she texted me again
>Text back saying this is the wrong number
>She got the message I was happy
>2 months later she texted me again
>She didn't call my bluff so I changed my number
>She tried to add me on snap
>Thinking wtf how my snap had the old number attached to my account
>Now she can't try to contact me
Surprised she doesn't email me or message me on fb since we used messenger. Then again I don't use my real name and my profile pic doesn't clearly show my face. Either way since I visit the Uni from time to time if she runs up on me Imma tell her to take the hints cause I'm tired of this shit.
>>709556088
I have shit English skills because of I learn english from my neighborhood or my parents who can barely speak it.
>>709556237
Who d'you post about anon?
>>709556666
because I learned english*
>>709556666
>>709553957
I met her when i was 13 my parents moved to another rown and we hit it off straight away, we dated twice before we dated this time and we just knew that it was meant to be shes 23 now im 24 and our kids aree soon to be 5 and 3, you only find one soul mate homie
>>709538237
lauren
>>709556392
What does she mean to you anon?
Brandlyn Asher
Brenda. Parents were super religious. I wasn't. Father broke us up. That was 16 years ago. She eventually got married and had four kids.
Oh well. Life goes on. You would think I'd forget about her after 16 years, but no
>>709538237
Laurel. We went to High school together, reconnected just a few months ago, and I've already made her divorce her husband for me. I've tied her up, whipped her with floggers and a belt, and treated her like my personal fuck-meat cum slave, which she was craving and her faggot ass christian cuck husband never gave her... Pretty sure I'm falling in love with her though. Been 10 years since I've felt that.
Couldn't think of anyone. Sorry.
>>709556694
This one.
>>709541071
>>709556893
Damn. You seem really happy. Well done mate. Sounds like you bagged yourself a prized bird. I'm 21, at uni and dated a few girls but not many. Hopefully I'll find the one like you did.
>>709556739
I have shit luck with women there was this one chick that I was suppose to have a date she was at the city that I left to surprised me. I was suppose to have a date with this yoga instructor and this girl who's a part of peta got sick for a week cause I went clubbing with an infection in my throat. I was looking forward to the girl from peta cause it would have been a wonderful train wreck.
>>709557194
I know it seems obvious, but you should try hanging out with her. Or, even simpler, just say hi to her as you pass her.
>>709538237
paige. i fucked it up. she wanted it, someone was at my place another woman. things just went badly after that. she perceived it as a rejection, got her "revenge" with a friend of mine. fuck. can't undo any of it now.
Janie. She's okay.
His name was Robert Paulson
>>709557413
Holy shit dude. Have you explained it to her? I suppose she may not listen
sara
>>709557534
>think of her
>His name...
>>709538237
No one. I don't have woman problems.
Except Katelyn, my boss. She's kinda hot, but I'm not that interested in her. Had a crappy interaction with her leaving the office today though - had to meet with her about some stuff but she was dealing with figuring out where the hell her daughter was and arguing with her husband.
I felt bad for wasting her time, I should have left her office instead of sitting and waiting to see if she had time - she ended up jetting out the door anyway.
Kinda feel bad about it, hope everything ends up okay.
>>709557372
The funny thing is that I do try hanging out with her. But I do know she's working 2 jobs and has 7 classes right now (including EMT Course) so she is retardedly busy.
And with that level of shit, one cant really just clear up their schedule.
And I would say Hi as I pass, except for two things. I really don't pass her much, if at all. (Only did once, and she was on the phone with someone.) and I am quite shy as well.
My gf just broke up with me so yea. Don't fucking want to think of her in all honesty
>>709557644
OMG I WASNT THINKING ABOUT PAULA NOW IM THINKING ABOUT PAULA SDGOLINSDOGIN IM NOT GONNA TELL U DA NAME BOI (I LUV PAULA)
Her name is fucking whore and she ruined my last 5 years in all sense but i love her anyways and i hate me for that
>>709558020
I know it's a normie thing to use, but snapchats not bad for getting in their minds. Just send them a Snapchat, not even of you, and they'll think you're confident. Although I can see many ways it could fail.
>>709538237
Kelly. She moved in across the street from me with her fiance. First time I saw her I was diamonds. Riding home on my motorcycle one day she says "Hi" when I parked. Some small talk nbd. Couple weeks later she asks me if I know how to fix computers (she saw my work van, which was for a computer repair shop). yesIcanLookAtYourComputer.jpg Is her fiance's computer. Old emachines with celeron. Complaints of slow. Do some clean up on it, remove some minor malware get it going a little faster. Tell her the hardware is old but I can fix it cheap by replacing mobo cpu and ram. She agrees. Get call from boss while there (buddy from high school) tells me to come to bar for drinks. We did computers at local bar for drinking tab. shit was cash. Invite Kelly, thinking she will say no. "I would love to! Need a new drinking buddy and my fiance fucked his liver by drinking to much so he can't any more' Go to bar and talk a lot. We really get along together. Start hanging out. Going to bars, riding my motorcycle (Road King with Fatboy front end if you give a shit) etc. One day go to bar a town over with her to see a band. Had fun. In car after I was cold and drunk. Leaned against her for warmth and she kissed me. With tongue! Start having affair. No sex but kissing and stuff. She breaks it off with fiance after much deliberation and a short time later I'm living with her (she bought her house outright, no mortgage). That was about 10 years ago. We still together.
Fionnuala. She will never care.
>>709558518
Rate her out of 10
>>709557548
she won't even talk to me. it's all fucked up. even now when i think about it, the friend thing pisses me off.
>>709558518
have u sex yet
>>709538237
Olivia. Only because I've been planning a trip to see her for a couple weeks. On my way to union station in a few.
>>709558839
I'm sorry dude, if it's any consolation, at least you know you weren't in the wrong (yet she thinks you were) so there's that I guess.
>>709558508
Wouldn't be a terrible Idea if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have her on Snap, and we are not particularly close friends.
My Idea right now is to was until stuff starts calming down for the Semester, as Halloween rolls around, and try to get to meet up with her for a bit,
Depending on the amount of time we have together we may either grab coffee, or if we have a day or so together, I could take her, or meet her in the City and go to one of the seasonal Ice Skating rinks. (Like Bryant Park, or Rockefeller Center.) But I can't skate, so... yea
>>709559031
Dude, chicks love all that love-y dove-y ice rink shit. Well played friend. Big step though from not talking to asking her to go skating. I have faith in you though.
>>709558815
9/10
>>709559027
yeah and it probably would have ended in shit show anyway. it's always the ones that you don't get to see if it works out htat bothers you the most i think.
Thread anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o
>>709558917
lots
Kristina. Met online and "dated" for a year. In that time I couldn't get the money together to go see her and she said she was tired of waiting and we broke up.
>>709538237
I won't remain in this thread, but this is her story. Hopefully it isn't over yet.
I'm sorry I was an emotionally abusive shitheap and I'm sorry it took me so long to admit it to myself, Jess.
>>709558518
I'd be pissed if it weren't for the fiance part. My kelly >>709554149 has always been single.
Julie - she's my cunt of a roommate that is consistently late on rent and doesn't do anything to clean up after herself or her cat. No car, no license. No will to get better. Given that I am the homeowner, she will be getting a 30 day notice to vacate on the 30th if she doesn't pony up rent.
>>709559307
We do talk occasionally. Maybe Every other week to month or so?
The thing I was getting at with her being busy is that is basically what she said when I tried meeting up with her for coffee a couple weeks ago. But she did leave it open for another time. (Could be an easy let down, or could be genuinely busy as shit.)
Jacilyn. first real relationship, alls good for a while then just broke up randomly one day. Pretended to stay friends for a bit then went poof. Still not sure why.
>>709541864
wat u talk about, poop and stuff??
>>709559361
Love this song
>>709559576
i know that feel. Met this Kelly after my divorce. that's another story.
>>709538237
Jessica
Liz
Allison
I've fucked countless woman but these 3 could own me any day of any week. I literally love them
>>709538237
Adolf
>>709559862
Is your Kelly blonde too?
>>709559733
Keep persevering. You can bag her bro. I believe in you. Gonna abandon thread for tonight lads. Sleep tight.
Mercedes
>>709557203
Thanks mate like weve been through our ups and downs but wer strong, i dont get along with her family so i only see them 2-4 times a year
>>709538237 ... how did you know her name is madison here is the story this was in 2009
>be me
>be 11
>just from california to texas the year before
>met her
>we hit it off
>were never offcially bf/gf
>she tells me she doesn't want to be friends anymore
>i rage internally
>i let it go for a while
>i go on her myspace page
>i comment horrible things on her page and pics
>i of course get in trouble for it
>no computer for like 2 to 3 months
>end
Alexia
Met her in high school. Shes just so, l... mystifying, shes very different from just about everybody i know, and that just pulls me in everytime i talk to her.
Natalie, she just visited me at uni. I waited until her train left before I cried.
>>709560206
Thanks. And Good Night
Good luck with yours as well.
>>709538237
Ava, currently dating but she lives up north in Michigan while I live in the UK. Can't stop thinking about her, she gets off work in an hour so i'm tiding myself over till then.
>>709560345
oh yea forgot the story
>wonderful summer memories with her
>we kinda get together from time to time again
>I would do anything for her, but I'm 22 she's 16 and we are not at the same stage of our lives, and we are not at the same stage of emotional development
>>709558020
Good luck man. Some people stay busy as a way to push others away. It's not a gender-specific issue.
It's gonna be an uphill fight on this one.
>>709561269
I know that some do.
But the fact that she leaves it open, and that she agrees that we should meet up leads me to believe that she is genuinely busy
Johnette
bump
My gf cheated and I blackmailed her for about a year and she accepted it all. Now she found someone else I keep talking to her asking to be friends. I'm trying to make myself a cuck but all she'll do is tell me stories, which is hot but I want more.
Helga
Jasmine. I'm tryna have a nice, loving relationship. Then after three months, fuck her. Then keep going as long as we can.
OP...you son of a bitch...
You have just made me remeber her...
I don't know you.. but i hate you..
Hope you will lose someone soon
>>709562879
OP here and I've gotta say your a real pussy
>>709538237
Lulu... I'm gay now.
Eva, its a long one so ill just keep posting not green text btw written formally.
>>709561469
Throw out plans at her then.
Love stories are easy. Everybody dreams of love. They wish to envelope themselves in it so much that they forget where they are, who they’re with and why they might be with that person to begin with. But its Love right? Let’s just run with it, face first, eyes closed, arms open, with nary a thought to caution. Hell, the movies make this look good. Fantastic in fact. But then it catches up to you. All the little lies you told yourself to get to that point. All the bigger lies you told him, or her. They catch up. You break up. Then you find yourself sprawled out on the couch with your laptop up and Netflix on playing through episodes you could care less about, because you’re so lost in the past trying to figure out where it went wrong. Sure you could bury it and find another hand to hold, another waist to throw your arm around. But what happens when you’re alone again? Left to firm cold grasp of solitude, shrouded in your own bleak and miserable thoughts of regret, and shame. As you wallow in that filthy cesspool of stark pain and misery, you reminisce about all the great times you had together. Then you start to remember the little things they did for you. The things you took for granted. The things you thought were dumb. That’s when it hits you. Flood gates open wide bursting with emotions so full and raging, your pupils dilate from the sheer force behind your eyes. You thought you knew heartbreak before. But to fully realize the breaking of your own heart, because you broke another’s? That is something unto its self.
>>709563668
So just keep at it with her?
Like I said here, >>709559031
I'm gonna wait until school starts slowing down as Halloween passes, and everything begins shifting to the Holiday mode
This is where you see two choices. One of them is as loud and clear as the first warm spring day after winter’s heartless embrace. You cheeks flush as the sun breaks upon them and your body warms with renewed vigor. I must get them back! You’re filled with energy, so much so that you sit right up, only to remember you’re on the couch, hopeless and lost. Then the other choice shows itself. Or rather it whispers silently, almost imperceptible. Like the hairs on the back of your neck standing up, It hides in your shadow created by the sun in the afterimage of that warm spring day. Just end it. There’s no hope. It can never be the same. These thoughts are more feelings. Feelings you instinctively shove away with the same fear and disgust as you might an addict at night in the street. But there they sit, like a seed planted deep in the recesses of your mind, growing and taking shape till they have the same strength as that of your warm summer day. Now what? What do I do now?
This is a love story alright. But this love story is more than those romantic nights of Netflix and sex on the weekends. This is a love packed full of sarcasm, wrapped in irony, stretched thin by the lack of patience, and scorned by the pain that most likely started it all. After all what is love, but human imperfection seeking nothing more than a little excitement in the boredom of our day to day lives? This love story starts out especially mundane.
Her name is Cleo. We've known each other for a while through mutual friends (she went to uni with the guitar player in my band, they both studied fine art / illustration). Anyway, never been that close with her, only talked to her here and there. All of a sudden, after one of our shows (she often comes and films them or takes photos for us), she invites me down to London to go to a gig. It eventually worked out and I went down to London with her but a couple weeks before that she was away in Italy and started messaging me all the time. When we went down to London it was great, we spent the day together just looking around and went and got some Korean fried chicken. I was too much of a pussy to make a move even though she slept on my shoulder pretty much the whole coach ride home. We continue talking afterwards (even though I assumed I blew it) and so to test the waters, I asked her about having a film night (I live a good hour or so away from her since moving cities to study). She said that she didn't know where to have it so I suggested at mine, she responded with "that sounds good but I'll have to stay the night". By this point I was pretty much certain I was in. So I end up going back home (where she lives and my band is based) for a show we were playing, she's there taking photos. Afterwards I ask her if she wants to come to this club we were all heading to (she has an overbearing mother and rarely stays out that late), she eagerly agreed and joined us. We spent a good 2 hours dancing by ourselves, she pushed her body into mine, it was fucking amazing. I took her outside and just as I went in to kiss her, her friends came out and told her that the taxi was there and they had to go. I couldn't have been more frustrated. I was still there for one more day, so the following morning I text her and asked her if she wanted to grab some food. She agreed and we went for Japanese, there I finally told her that I was into her and she turns around and says (cont'd 1/2)
Nicole
>Be me a month ago,
>Try parting ways with ex,
>She activates Psycho Clingy Bitch mode,
>decide not to talk to her ever again,
>She keep trying to say sorry acting like shes at fault then begins to shift blame on me,
>Decide not to reply,
>Keeps texting me but i'm not replying because i know that's how i win.
>She shuts up
>sweet relief.jpg
Mikayla/Michael
Chapter 1
Another shit day, I had just arrived at the dorms of what looked like the most unpleasant and undeniably bland tech school I had ever seen in my life. Granted, after all the places I’ve been in the last five years, bum-fuck South Dakota is the last place I expected to be. Yet here I am attempting to pick up the pieces again. After a failed military career, wasted on sex, drugs and rave music (because that was the IN thing at the time), I found myself shit broke, succumbing to withdrawals from a malicious combination of experimental drugs and back on the door step of the house I was trying to run away from in the first place. “What’s up Mom and Dad. Where do I begin?” Well, I always say it wasn’t the drugs that made me mess up my Navy career it was a woman. My first “true love”. In the interest of things ill disclose the name she called herself by. Dakoda, But it was meant to be said like DuhKodah. I suppose you got to get creative when you’re given a boy’s name by a mother who wants to be your father. This story isn’t about her though. Far from it. Quite truthfully, I probably couldn’t remember ninety percent of that story as I proceeded to burn it out of my head as fast as it was being written. No, this story finds itself about one and a half years past that fateful homecoming, past the even more expected home parting about 6 months later and yet again, past my self-patronized “rehab period” up in the quaint little town of Munising, MI. This story starts in on a rainy day, surrounded by the rot of cornfields in the fall all vying to aggravate my allergies.
I sure left in a good mood, How couldn’t I? I’m not a bad looking guy. On top of my “not bad looks” I happened to have a “not bad” whip (or vehicle for those who can’t catch my lingo). Oh she was bad, but the good kind of bad. Lowered just so with chrome rims and a nice set of tires that complimented the mostly black paint job, my 87’ R-10 Custom Deluxe was definitely a head turner. Under the hand painted hood of flames sat a 350 with a roller cam and four barrel competition series carburetor. She wasn’t all mint though. Set with her fair share of scratches and a broken gas gauge, she had character and I loved her. South Dakota should too right? They like trucks there. I never stopped to think of the kind of people I might meet here. Coming from mostly big cities or little tourist towns, it’s always an easy welcome. Brushed with acceptance for the sake of being cool, everyone got along well enough and friends came easily for me who never had to much trouble talking to people. This was far from the case in Sioux Falls. A city that’s starting to overtake the closest towns, packed full of thickheaded small-towners, surrounded by upstart, spunk filled farm boys, slathered in closed-minded country girls and splashed with just the right amount of piss drunk and cracked out Indians who think any six foot square patch of grass with a tree is a reservation. And by reservation I mean simply a place to drink the government’s money away while pissing yourself and yelling at anyone not red enough to get paid for it. How could I find love in such a place? Well I definitely wasn’t looking for love when I first got here. Unless you count the love you find in the last stall in the ladies bathroom. Or in the back of a truck on a warm summer’s night, deep in the corn field with some honey you picked up at a barn party.
One and a half years later I was still reeling from the shock of wasting so much life on living a lie, that I had absolutely no intentions of finding love in this dingy town.
So after a ten hour trip from Munising MI, detoured through Duluth MN, and quick side stop to drop off a hitchhiker who smelled worse than the cow shit he must have rolled in. I found myself standing in front of the most abysmal looking building on campus. The sides were as bland a grey as the clouds in the sky. Contrasted against the stark red brick center they called the “Link”, the two opposing dorm buildings were nothing short of depressing. Not a soul in sight. But after that entirely too long of a drive, coupled with the fact that my foolish self didn’t get a lick of sleep before this trek across the country, I could care less what it looked like as long as it had a bed. I marched up to that door with the intention of getting the necessary paperwork filled out and moving as soon as possible, only to find out it was locked. Great, after all this I manage to arrive exactly one hour too late and the staff on duty is off for the night. Then it starts to rain.
Is it bad that I can't think of anybody?
>>709564219
Same question here. I've had the thread up for hours but can't think of anyone
>>709563901
(cont'd 2/2) "I think you're absolutely lovely and I really like hanging out with you but I am not looking for a relationship or anything like that at the moment. I hope this doesn't change things or make it awkward between us" we finished up and she got her bus home. I was real fucking confused. Anyway, she keeps texting me while i'm on the train back to where I'm studying. I assumed it was because she felt bad about rejecting me. We talk a bit more and then no response for a good 2 days. That was it... surely? She was keeping her distance and that made sense. It had happened like that to me before. 2 days pass and she texts me again saying how sorry she was for not responding sooner. She was off to Korea just a few days after i told her and even from there she has been texting me 3/4 times a week about random shit. What the fuck is this, guys? I really liked this girl but when someone rejects you after sending so many signals and then continues to talking to you all the time, it gets real fucking confusing.
Any advice?
apparently i forgot to save the rest so long story short she was my favorite but i abused the shit outa that relationship until she wanted nothing to do with me any more. :/ ohwell its been 3 years with no pepe touches since
>>709563861
Yeah, why not? Just don't get fixated, or try to break your fixation on her.
>>709564378
Breaking aint gonna happen. She just gets mentioned so often. By family or friends. Even seen her in the news...
So i get, I'll just try to keep it in check, while offering up plans every so often.
Last time I tried (Three weeks ago)
> "Hey, are you free anytime soon? I would like to grab coffee and chat"
> "Hey! I'll have to get back to you on it. Taking 7 classes this semester on top of working the two jobs and getting stuck babysitting this weekend has been filling up my schedule."
> "No worries. I just figured that we should meet up soon"
> "Definitely!"
>>709542449
funnily enough that name makes me fill up with anger, whats the story with your Charlotte anon
Joann
I don't know her name
>she's a grade under me
>first saw her years ago on a bus stop
>instantly felt something
>forgot about her for some years
>had other crushes in the meantime
>a week ago saw her again on the same bus stop
>she was much cuter/hotter than I had remembered
>too beta to talk to her bc she was with her friends
>fuk
never felt this way for a girl I don't know before
Bump
Svetlana
>>709564133
wait but you went clubbing at the same night you were having her over for movies ?
>>709566932
No, we planned on having the film night after she got back from Korea. In her mind, she probably still assumed this is going to happen though I'm sure if it's worth it, considering the mixed signals (on top of the straight up rejection).
>>709538237
Hillary Clinton
>>709567458
Underrated post
>>709567408
No, we planned on having the film night after she gets back from Korea. In her mind, she probably still assumes this is going to happen, though I'm not sure if it's worth it, considering the mixed signals (on top of the straight up rejection). **** corrected the several errors in my response.
>>709567597
>>709567458
same fag. How it can be an underrated post when it was only posted 2 minutes ago?
>>709567408
>tfw replied to the wrong post
I'm guessing right now you're coming across as a bit needy maybe? Do you have the common ''Nice Guy'' features ?
Jenni
>>709567840
I don't know how that would be the case. She has initiated pretty much all contact, including the recent messaging after she rejected me. I haven't spoken to her now in a couple of days just because I didn't want to feel as though I was replying just so we could keep talking.
Nah man, most of the guys she's been with (to my knowledge) have been much more sensible or "nicer" (in the stereotypical, off putting sense) than me. She went out with the bass player in mind band a few years ago (he doesn't play with us anymore) and he was pretty autistic when it came to women.
>>709567838
You don't know the meaning behind Underrated post you fucking idiot? Must be a newfag...
>>709539054
Jonathan?
>>709568266
said the guy replying to his own posts
>>709567838
you sound stupid af
First, Nikki. Second, that girl that works the register at the deli.
Taylor
>Told her how I feel
>She let me down easy
>Still hurts like a bitch
>>709568205
Fair enough in that case just keep her on the hook and get that movie night going. Having said that (idk if you're planning on having a serious relationship w her or not but) I'd still keep a distance from actually getting intimate feelings for her for now until things clear up - especially after she blew you off.
As long as you do none of the nice guy bs you should be fine
>>709538237
bump
Sarah
The only thing that I didn't do right was being attractive enough.
Jen
Madison
Sammy.
She has a emotionally distant boyfriend, so she comes to me for affection and sex. But she doesn't have the courage to dump him or make things better with him, so we're stuck.
It's shit, and I hate that I love her.
Chloe
lol, I thought of hillary clinton
>>709538237
Brianna. Fucked around and never sealed the deal.
>>709538237
Emily. I like her a lot. She is in my class. How should I approach her? How do I invite her to hang out with me or date? What should I ask her?
College virgin cisfag
>>709572433
Just be yourself :^)
>>709572433
Be real with her. if it works it works if not then fuck her.
>>709572589
bullshit
Samantha Guay
>>709572433
Care to describe it a bit? maybe I can help
Madeline
>>709539054
Daddy?
Sabrina. The only one that mattered.
>>709573934
was she a witch
>>709574283
Absulotely not.
Alexa dumped me on christmas after a year and a half together, never said another word to me. "I just don't love you anymore, can i have a hug?" I start bawling and go get our teddy bear, she starts crying. "I can't do this, bye..."
>>709538237
Macy, ex wife. Worst mistake of my life was marrying her and I totally let her talk me into it. Total self sabotaging cunt, getting away from her for good was the best thing for me.
>as brief and volatile as it was, holy good goddamn we were happy
Don't want her back, haven't seen her in years, if I did I would do a 360 and walk the other way. Absolutely toxic.
>but there were those moments of total bliss together that remain with me. Not really specifically regarding her, just how close we were
I pity the poor bastard that ended up with her. Or the line of them. I don't have any idea why the situation gets stuck in my head, have a good relationship with a 7.5/10 + points for coolness chick. Idk, maybe it's just the idea of us that is stuck in my head.
Gaby
Miranda. The only thing in the world that made me want to get up in the morning. She never felt the same way I did, and needless to say, I was devastated when she told me. I still get up anyways for the slim chance that she'll talk to me again.
>>709574636
>I start bawling and go get our teddy bear
you what, faggot?
>>709538237
Slobotka she said she loves me but she fell in love with someone else and left me
>>709574919
Exactly what your heard nigga, we gave a lot of gifts to each other.
Rachel; We broke up because she had to move, but she was by far the best girl I've ever dated, and I truly loved her.
>>709538237
Lesley.
>>709538237
Monika
Michelle
adrianna 10/10
to sum it up
crimminal record , jail
the hot ones are always fucking crazy boys
>DONT FALL IN LOVE TOO HARD
>>709538237
Just found out my ex got married.
Kinda hurts but, I was a shit boyfriend.
Glad I have someone else who makes me happy now. Maybe I won't fuck this one up
Ellie.
Fapped to pics of her and I was considering asking her out, but I know a friend who's asking her out this weekend.
>>709577285
Ask her out if it does not happen with the "friend"
>>709538237
Fatima
>>709538237
Amanda, always thinking and caring
Jan
Ally
i fucked up and lost her might have a chance at getting back together but i dont see it happening i dont get her either she wont let me move on but wont try to fix things
Jenna, we used to talk a lot around a year ago but stopped abruptly at the end of the semester, I miss it a lot but not sure if she feels the same way, cutest girl I have every laid my eyes on.
>>709538237
magdalena
wish me luck, boys
>>709538237
Sophia. We are getting married in a couple months. Sometimes, you can get the life you want with that one person.
>>709538237
I've posted her name before, but I guess I can tell the story. It isn't very exciting though.
>three years ago
>knew a girl named Avarie
>9/10 blonde
>great personality
>quirky too
>we hit it off instantly
>be friends for a few months before we hook up
>for seven months, we treat each other terribly
>but we loved each other just as much as we hated each other
I still miss her today, but after so long, she's probably with someone else now.
>>709538237
First semester of community college and I'm taking ASL 1. The class is pretty great, lot of nice people in there, but of course there's the classic friends you stick with. Well there's this one girl, we'll call her Sarah (because that's her name). Me and Sarah never spoke over the semester. She's a couple years older than me. Well it's almost the end of the semester and time for finals. Professor assigns partners for a group activity. Me and Sarah get paired up. We get through the activity no problem. Start casually talking. Turns out she has a kid too. We hit it off as friends being we're both friendly. We already had each other's numbers from a list that was passed around early on. We start texting, she's the one to instigate conversation over text.
Over time the texts become less and less innocent. Sarah admits she thinks I seem prudish/sheltered based on the fact I never curse around people I don't really know nor talk overtly sexual. Oh yea, virgin as well. I assure her I'm not. She calls me and makes me curse to her over the phone just so she can hear. I think this is strange, but I comply. She's giddy. Time goes on and Sarah somehow gets on the subject of sexual history. My sexual history. There is no sexual history I let her know. She's all giggly and silly about this. She starts drilling me on my sexual knowledge. Positions/anatomy sort of stuff. I awkwardly answer.
>>709580646
This has all happened within what maybe is a matter of days? Maybe a little more. Either way quickly getting very personal. Somewhere along the way she admits she's into me and wants to start something up. I'm not into her nor looking for any sort of relationship. I let her know that personally I'm not there while trying to be polite. She backs off for a while only to come back to the subject later with more determination. She tells me she wants us to have sex. Woah. No idea how to respond to that. She asks if I'd be interested. Innocent me has no clue what to say. I say maybe. That was a mistake.
She asks if I jerk it. Uh... yea? She asks if I think about her. Sooo uncomfortable. This is all over the phone and by text still. I tell her I don't think about people I know. She asks me to try. I should have drawn the line waaaay back. She makes me promise to try. She asks me if I did. I lie and say yes. She's giddy. She calls me and talks about us having sex/saying she can't wait. I'm super awkward on the phone like heh, yea. I push her off by telling her I need to get some sleep.
It's finals time. This will be the last time I have to see her. This is my chance. I'll take the final then just cut her out. I stop responding to her texts. Within the day I'm receiving repeat texts from her, growing more worried that something happened to me. I finally break down and text her back saying I'm fine and need space. Blocked. Now I don't recall if it was that night or the next night, but it's after sunset, dark out. Family is out doing something so I'm home alone.
The doorbell rings.
>>709580697
I open the door to see Sarah with a to-go bag from McDonald's which she later told me was an apple pie she got for me. Now this is freaky because I don't live right next to campus and I also live in a gated community. I ask how she got in. She said the gate was broken. Now that's believable, the gate's been broken/stuck open before, however I later asked my sister and she said it was working fine. Back to Sarah. Sarah asks why I had turned my phone off. She didn't realize I blocked her. I awkwardly told her that I was just taking some personal time/dealing with stuff. She tells me she's been worried and that she's there for me. I play it polite. I try to politely get her to leave while reassuring her that I'm fine. Finally she does. After she's gone I quickly bolt it for my room. I facetime a friend to tell her about this. She's bursting with laughter but tells me to text her saying this has to stop. I agree. I unblock Sarah and send this long, formal text about how she's made me extremely uncomfortable and how she shouldn't come to my place(which she had never been to before that night) again. I don't wait for a response before blocking her again. Whew. That's done with. Oh yea, I threw the pie away immediately. Gross.
Next semester is here and I'm taking ASL 2 with a lot of my ASL 1 classmates. Sarah's there. Neither of us acknowledge each other.
Nikki
Julia, Girlfriends friend. If it doesn't work out she's my next stop intrested in all the same things as me and a freak...we'll see what happens
Bump
Kelly;
she's the one. i just hope i don't fuck it up again. third time's a charm?
Olivia, Girlfriends former college room mate...once matched at 97% on a dating site.
