ITT : We are all newfags
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ITT : We are all newfags
>>709523123
What's a newfags?
>>709523123
We should act tough so nobody picks on us.
Anyone know how I can post text in green?
>>709523123
lol xD so random
>>709523123
>>709523764
>>709523990
U are killing /b/ >:^(
>>709523123
ITT: Op is a faggot
>>709524116
This board was so much better before summer
saged hidden and reported
>>709524157
It was so much better before /b/vasion
>>709523123
whats a 4chan?
>>709523123
What's new on the the fourchannerooni
>>709524275
It's something that comes after a 3chan but before a 5chan duh
test post
>>709524227
I am fucking Heaven, don't fucking mess with me.
Hey Anon 709524392 how do i greentext? i know your the best
>>709524474
How big is Heaven's dick? I always wanted to know but never got a chance to fuck him myself.
@709524392
you have to type like this
<this is greentext
>>709523123
NYPA
>>709524487
You have to put <greentext> at the beginning and </greentext> at the end of the text you want to turn green. They have to be the first and last things on a line of text in order to work though otherwise they just appear in chat like that instead.
>It's that easy!
Rate my cock!
>>709524898
<greentext>test</greentext>
>>709525179
Haha very funny using an invisible character at the beginning of the line to try and trick the newfriends. You know you and I were new once too, how would it have felt if someone did that shit to you on your first day?
hello friendo's xdxd how do i greentext?
709523123
That's rude
What does TFW mean?
>>709523123
Hey /b/ rate me!
p.s. this IS my actual dick!!
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XD DUBS MFW
>>709525672
How did you make that backwards /d/?
What exactly is a kek and how do i get one?
>>709525844
Nice trips
>>709525828
Photoshop i think, but im going to have to do WAY more research to find out forreal
>>709524898
><greentext>Totally works</greentext>
>>709525844
Holy fuck, are those trips?
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>>709525948
haha noobfags, I found it on reddit
I'm going to post this everyday until you like it
>>709523123
>Implying anyone here isn't a newfag
>>709525844
nice trips nigger!
how do i post a picture like these kool dudes?
>>709526083
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>>709524916
Has anyone ever y'know been with a girl?
I can triforce I just don't want to right now
>>709526225
no! but i heard from an alpha that is FUN. ;)
what is a cuck?
>>709523123
someone please tell me how to call the mods?
>>709526025
For some reason it wont let me tell you to go back to r eddit you fag! Are you hacking me!?
>>709526313
It's like a cock but with a u
>>709526165
Don't worry friend, I'm an oldf*g and all you gotta do is <img>[FILE NAME]</img> then it searches the computer and places.
>>709526363
IM CALLING THE MODS RIGHT NOW!!!11!
>>709524757
New York and Pennsylvania are cool places
What is this cheesepizza you guys are talking about?
>>709526385
oh, I have a very big CUCK in my trousers if you know what I mean XDD
>>709526153
Found the oldfag XD
get you old ass off the site. This belongs to the newfags now, asshole. You better believe we will spread cancer. We will rise bitch. Go die in a tub of spaghetti.
>>709526480
XD CHECKED
>>709525607
It means Testicular Framed World
how to i reply to comments xD
>>709526358
You need to say the name of a herb I think
They must be cooks or something?
[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
>>709526153
Ahahah
Lolololol
>>709526358
um...... 911 from memory
i always use speed-dial anyway
/thread
>>709526517
You should click on the number of the comment fellow memer
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>>709526480
aaaaawwww fuck the cringe is toooo strong!!!!
>>709524116
Not knowing what a "newfag" is, does not hurt anything.
You wanna know what really kills /b/? People who insist it has to have some kind of sub-culture.
The best thing you can do is simply produce and encourage the production of original, random content. Because all /b/ is, or ever was, is Random.
I wrote this rap for you guys. I hope you like it <3
Hi, everybody it's my first time posting here. I think I'm a troll because I got triggered when someone said something that I deemed derogatory toward women so being the white knight I am I am going to vote Hillary since socialism is going to be good for our country like it was for Russia, Cuba and North Korea.
Is anyone in here African American?
@709526517
ur the fags killing b get off newfag0t
>>709523764
/thread
>>709526363
go bak 2 tumblr newbbs this is reddirt tertry now! ha!
>>709526551
checked
>>709526551
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Why wont this work?!?!?!
GUYS HELP!!!!
>>709523123
who is this moot guy?
>>709523123
What is ITT?
Has anyone got any pictures of Al Gore?
>>709527040
I think he's some kind of mod that got fired or something
notice me senpai [: hehehehe
>>709524088
how do i upvote this?
>>709526986
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works for me
>>709523123
SAY MY NAME
I think I suddenly turned bisexual, is this normal?
How come my images don't show up!? :(
Oldfag here ask me everything
how do i get dubs?
+1
>>709527238
What does lurk more mean?
>>709527211
degenerated sjw detected
>>709527211
that's so cool. the last 2 digits of your post are the same. we should call that: rolling doubles
>>709527240
You usually get them when you post a picture of this guy
>>709527359
haha noobfagget, it's called trips XDD
>>709527377
OUR GOD HAS COME!!!!
that's what we say right guys?
>>709527377
check'd
>>709527377
I think this makes you /b/king
>>709527211
do you mean because you like traps? don't worry, that's totally normal for straight people. so is wanting to take it up the ass. ure stait!
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>>709526165
fuking retards those are fours
>>709527533
THIS IS NOW GET BREAD!
Is this site owned by the FBI now?
Where are the hidden raid boards?
>>709524055
you have to put that sideways V on the screen I think like
<green words
Spiderman thread
>>709527536
no, their called twos, cos the last two number are the same. wow, you have aspergers and are homosexual xD
>>709527734
Spiderman
>>709527711
thats a meme arrow you fucking newfag
>>709527748
fucking REKT
wow, this anon is so savage
What about moot?
INTRODUCING NEW MEME
#noobfagsking!
How to use #noobfagsking
Step 1: go to the chan
Step 2: post in the chan
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit!
>>709527866
I know right? I, too, like this anon
>>709527899
O.o HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
>>709527377
>>709527899
2 golden fucking posts, wtf is this sorcery?!
>>709527824
>be me
>be 11 yrs old
> friend bully me
> here's his facebook pls bully the fuck out of him i said that im going to fuck him up.
thanks bros
>INB4 personal armie request
>>709527904
Lol
How do I register my account??
>>709528050
OMG LEARN, TITS OR GTFO
>>709528050
kys kiddo
Hillary for President
>>709528050
LURK MOAR FAGGET
we say that here, right?
<greentext>can i green now?<\greentext>
>>709528223
ya i think lurk is liek u have to be here for longer or smthing idk smh fam tbh im kinda lit right now.
>>709527904
whos this faggot ??
XD
>>709528180
ya anyone voting for trump is an asshole racist bitch. Hillary 4 presydent
Tfw newfag a guess their post number
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>>709528439
TITS OR GTFO bitch
I just found the funniest face guys, does any1 have the teckst for this?!?
>>709528600
Lo funny meme tbh, how do i upvote it?
>>709528652
Edit: i meant to say Lol*
>>709528652
I think you just press the box in the left corner, and the checkmark shows up
rolling for quints because i do not understand how numbers work!
>>709528853
let me show u
>>709528853
can seem to find it. maybe mods will help me on this one? :D
>>709528965
999 ez
Been here a week, am i still a gnufag?
Sent from my iPhone 16.
>is this how I do a green colour post
>>709528853
What's a quads?
>>709523123
Whats a newfag?
>>709529095
<is this how I do a green colour post
>>709529178
WHY CAN'T I GET GREEN LETTERS?!?!
I heard that you don't even need to post a picture, just say check em and your last numbers are the same
check em
Man I love traps fam
i wuv you /random/ :)
>>709529207
wait let me try !
check them !
>>709529584
You did it right... why didn't it work?
I5 7hI5 th3 1337 haxx0r5 f0rum?
>>709529642
I don't know T_T
I can only stay up until 9pm
I can has dubz nao?
>>709529939
!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT DUBZ IN THIS ONE GUYS!!!
>>709526774
Yes.
I don't even see how you could perceive this as anything but chaos. It's not like people are actually agreeing on things here.
Coolface is my best mates brother, is he still on here?
Who is Anon and why does he keep calling everyone a fag? He doesnt seem like a very cool guy
>>709530130
haha Anon is Moot you noobfagget, and he is watching your every move
>>709526774
Yeah, well.. apart from all the recurring meme's and the identical rekt threads
And the 10/10 threads and the trap and the loli threads
and most of the other ones too
>>709523123
im 12 what is this
>>709523123
epik memememememems facess XDDDD
Anyway guys I gotta head on out and sort the garbage. Nice talking to you dudes,
See y'all tomorrow
time to bookmark this page
>>709523123
hillary clinton will totally win the election and i'm definitely not a shill that's just an ironic meme XDXDXD
>be me
>14
>9" dick
Inb4 newfags say impossible
this gets dubs
