so cute
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
so cute
>>709497386
I'll go print some off and slide it under their doors
>>709497402
well ok, but you have to suck it out then
>>709497402
people suck
>>709497490
and on the walls
>>709497402
the kaishakunin is, usually, a skilled swordsman who decapitates the first (in this case me) from behind while the suicidee (still me) cuts their (my) abdomen from left to right.
i probably should do it, with little honor i might still have.
>>709497490
I'm happy with that. i hope you got alot of production.
>>709497542
So do women, but they not sucking you,
>>709497603
I can't fault that logic
>>709497542
I'll stick the pictures on all the doors, so that no one can leave without seeing it
>>709497603
there's plenty of production, I test the cream nightly myself
>>709497602
So who cuts first?
>>709497706
build a wall of them at the exits
>>709497780
but won't the wall of trumps stop them from passing?
>>709497728
suicidee. itll hurt, but then itll be freedom after. i would hope the second guy is being serious, otherwise the first guy would be cutting his abdomen as a self-torture
>>709497602
Sort of - the kaishakunin doesn't fully decapitate, but leaves just enough tissue for the head to remain attached. This is why they had to be skilled; they had to be able to almost totally decapitate in one swing without fully decapitating or not doing enough
Full decapitation was dishonorable and for criminals and peasants and shit
>>709497728
The person committing seppuku.
They sign their own death warrant by disemboweling themselves - their second is just to ensure they do not suffer too long.
>>709497890
o shit, you're right
>>709497706
Hmm is the quality of the high variety? or has it dropped from over production?
>>709497927
maybe if I post them facing out, then they can leave, but can't re-enter
>>709497929
definitely high quality. we have to make sure that it's emptied nightly, or we end up with nearly double the cream by the next night
>>709497891
>>709497924
What if i don't make the cut? Does a third kill me? what if they don't make the cut will they die?
How far does the cuts go?
>>709498160
like a one way exit, brilliant!
>>709495966
My current computer cant handle OW
Soon as I get the chance though, I'm upgrading
Since I work at Best Buy it can be sooner rather than later
>>709497924
well then, i know where i stand when it comes to seppuku
>>709498167
im not too sure, but what would happen if you didnt do it is youd be haunted by a faggot for the rest of your life
>>709498167
You would probably be shamed, but I do not know if the shame would be deep enough for you to commit seppuku yourself.
This is why you get a skilled swordsman to do the cut.
Fun fact: the Best Man in western weddings actually stems from a tradition where you would get the best swordsman you could trust. He would prevent anyone from interfering with your wedding.
Having a badass swordsman friend seems to have been pretty important a while back.
>>709498160
Nothing wrong with double dollop cream.
>>709498242
well that's annoying.
>>709498334
faggot ghost dick don't sound so bad.
>>709498339
fair maidens were rare i take it.
>>709498229
or the maple syrup smell could be of totally benign canadian reasons
>>709498406
nothing at all, truthfully I just like it myself too much to let it store up
What about the maid of honor
>>709498406
i will be the ghost that steals your sock from the dryer, the "where did i put my car keys?" is actually because they were on the fireplace, now they're in the drawer next to the fireplace!
youd be bamboozled so hard, man.
but sad for you, id get a front row seat to your "private showing" wink wink nudge nudge
>>709498539
you can be my best man
>>709498525
I refuse to believ ethat
>>709498590
maple syrup related accidents are a very common thing here. slips, spills, and broken bones happen daily with unattended syrup
>>709498406
Maidens weren't rare, but fair ones were. Rivalry was also more dramatic - you couldn't just trash someone on social media.
>>709498539
As far as I know, the maid/matron of honor (depending on virginity) was just the foremost of the bridesmaids.
I do know though that white wedding gowns are supposed to be only for virgins - some traditional places that sell gowns will sell slightly off-white if they think someone has taken a dick or two.
Virginity was important for women back then
>>709498650
now I'm just sad
>>709498710
we also have strict guidlines on how to handle maple syrup so such things don't happen
>>709498717
I'll take that as a yes?
>>709498717
Well, women were more like a possession back then. People didn't want their's plastered with a big USED GOODS sticker.
>>709498802
are you serious?
>>709498525
Dirty boy, licking up your own cream. That's mine!
>>709498562
Yeah i will never not have 3-ways again with a faggot ghost about.
>>709498828
http://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/regulations/C.R.C.,_c._289/index.html these are the rules surrounding maple syrup
>>709498856
I know it's naughty, but sometimes I just can't help myself
>>709498856
that too, but i was talking about you jacking off wearing pretty purple panties and arm warmers
im going to sleep for all 0 people who care
>>709498977
holy shit, you weren't kidding
this thread looks like it's starting to go places i'm not interested in
>>709499052
night night
>>709499069
yeah, did you ever hear of the massive syrup robberies from our maple syrup reserves?
>>709499117
never, tell me more
>>709499052
I don't ware that type of clothing.
Night man.
>>709498977
I'm going to bed myself.
Good night all.
>>709499175
you can google them for more, but about 5 years ago 18million$ dollars was stolen in quebec, and a year or so ago there was another 150,000$ worht that was stolen
>>709499234
night night
>>709499234
you should
>>709499234
>>709499117
good night
>>709499322
that's bizarre, never thought people would steal it in canada of all place
I'll trade you and tell you about my countries greatest military accomplishment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>709499446
good to read that the brave soldiers suffered no casualties
>>709499601
we lost to some birds though. we got them back by making them legal to eat
>>709499661
in the end I think you emerged victorious
>>709499661
Well to be fair Aus hasn't had a great amount of success with wars
Remember Gallipoli?
>England: "You guys distract those machine gun placements with charges while we flank"
>Australia: "Sure thing cob"
>Australia: *dies en masse*
>Australia: *dies some more*
>Australia: *dying intensifies*
>England: "oh yeah lol forgot to tell you change of plans we're having tea"
If anything we should probably just give up on this whole war thing.
>>709499861
I like to believe so
>>709499872
I think you misinterpreted my joke
>>709499952
I'm just saying you weren't far off with >>709499446
Our history is just so bad that losing to Emus with zero deaths is actually one of our best accomplishments.
>>709499952
any other wars you've declared against animals?
>>709500231
not that I can remember in my current state
>>709500323
pretty drunk now?
I really need a shower
>>709500231
Cane Toads
We're losing that one, and it was a war we made ourselves.
>>709500365
well then go take one
>>709500383
I remember reading a book series about cane toads in the outback
>>709500435
I need to finish breakfast first
>>709500357
you are correct
>>709500515
whatcha eating?
>>709500535
what have you been drinking?
>>709500435
They're unpleasant, and news regarding them seems to flipflop between "THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE" and "WE FOUND A NEW WAY TO STOP THEM"
>>709500576
Oatmeal
>>709500576
burbon and cider, might do some shots of rum in a bit
>>709500647
they're poisonous right?
>>709500652
sounds tasty, any plans for the day?
>>709500673
are you looking to get really wasted?
>>709499322
I want to know what that butt smells like
>>709500767
possibly
>>709500767
Yep. Gotta backup stuff to external HD, then put back internal HD into laptop as I'm gonna be using the SSD on my new rig soon.
Besides that, I'll probably download the drivers so I don't have to later.
>>709500767
Yeah, very much so.
>>709500855
what're you gonna do once your wasted?
>>709500899
what's your new rig gonna be?
>>709500935
what do they do that's so annoying/screwing with things
>>709501092
no fucking clue
>>709501092
Well aside from killing anything that tries to bite them, they also compete for food with native species.
Since native species get eaten and the toads don't, the toads spread faster which leaves even less food for the native species.
>>709501216
I should join you, celebrate that my midterms are done
>>709501285
are they mostly inside or outside the cities
>>709501092
A decent gaming build. Everything I've bought is from scratch, so:
Gladius M35 Pure Black case
Acer S241HL 24.0" Monitor
MSI Z97S SLI Krait Edition ATX Motherboard
Intel Core i5-4690 3.5GHz Quad-Core CPU
Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO CPU Cooler
Corsair Vengeance LP 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR3-1866 RAM
Sandisk SSD PLUS 240GB
Seagate SV35.5 2TB 3.5" 7200RPM HD
Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1060 6GB 6GB WINDFORCE
Corsair CXM 650W 80+ Bronze Semi-Modular PSU
TP-Link TL-WDN4800
Razer Deathstalker Expert Wired Keyboard
Windows 10 Pro
Later on, I'll get a SteelSeries Rival 300 Wired mouse and Sennheiser HD 598 headphones.
>inb4 someone criticizes my choices
>>709501528
Outside. They do not really infest cities as far as I am aware.
>>709501532
that looks like a real solid build, I actually have those headphones, how old is your current one?
>>709501528
you're welcome to
>>709501532
>seagate
>4690
>>709498802
I have to give that a 0% chance.
>>709501754
The machine I've been using for nearly the past 5 years is an ASUS K53S laptop. I have suffered long enough with this inferior dual core.
>>709501768
Go to bed.
>ddr3 ram
buying outdated technology is dope
>>709501853
also forgot
>razer
>ddr3
>gayman mb
it's like you wanted someone to make fun of you
>>709501768
I've got some whiskey now
>>709501849
I'll pencil you in for a maybe
>>709501853
wow, have you been able to play any newer games on that?
>>709502145
wunderbar
>>709502015
>>709501903
shut up ya dykes
>>709502145
Not really. It can run some stuff from 2013, but further on there's massive frame rate drop.
>>709502305
not my fault you built an outdated pc
>>709502346
It'll run most games at a smooth frame rate on highest settings. I don't see any problems here.
>>709502161
I think I'm a bit of a lightweight though
>>709502305
what do you plan on playing
>>709502588
There's a lot to choose from, but mainly I'm looking forward to playing Hitman.
>>709502550
won't be for long
>>709502588
so am I
>>709502643
did you play a lot of the older ones
>>709502674
1 glass of whisky gets me tipsy
>>709502806
ok, I'm not that bad
>>709502674
>for long
Yeah, because it makes a lot of sense to buy the newest equipment when it'll be half as expensive than now by the time the stuff I have is actually considered outdated.
>>709502806
I've played all of them.
>>709502895
so you bought parts that are already outdated instead?
>>709502852
yeah I get drunk kinda easily
>>709502895
I've only ever played absolution and blood money
>>709502976
Yeah, because they were a fuckload cheaper and have negligent performance difference than their newer counterparts. I'll be able to upgrade when I need to anyway.
>>709503049
Blood Money is definitely the gem of the series. I hope the newest one doesn't disappoint me.
>>709503114
I haven't beat either but I'm slowly beating them. the newest just released mission three I think
>>709503049
enjoy it while it's cheap
>>709503114
you could have gotten a current gen i5 for the same price as the 4690
>>709503362
but this wasn't super cheap whiskey
>>709503498
*cheap to get drunk
>>709503344
They're just about to release mission 6 (or 7 if you count training mission).
>>709503362
I bought the motherboard a while ago when I was still on a tight budget, but seriously the performance difference is way too low in my opinion. Especially after being stuck with this laptop for 5 years.
maybe 3/4 of a glass gets me tipsy actually
>>709503522
ah yeah
>>709503543
oh, then I'm way behind on information about it
>>709503543
I don't even have the motivation to try and get you mad anymore
>>709503576
it sucks when you start to build tolerance
>>709503576
Yeah, it should be the season finale. I think they're planning to release at least 2 more seasons so we should get a lot more missions later on hopefully.
>>709503676
You should go to bed and enjoy your hangover next morning.
>>709503808
you should try not telling me what to do
>>709503676
I don't drink often enough to build a tolerance
>>709503808
I might get it if it goes on sale then
>>709503954
lucky
I'm going to go watch some shit, night fags
>>709503987
so one glass definitely gets me tipsy
>>709504077
night homo
bump
I have lost like every game of dota and its making me want to kill myself
>>709502145
Don't hold you breath.
maybe a little more than tipsy
>>709505283
I'll hold it till I pass out
>>709505316
How long is that
>>709505346
about 30 seconds
>>709505368
Even I can hold my breath longer and I'm me.
tfw being at work and looking at gfur for hours coz nothing else to do
>>709505448
how long can you hold it for?
>>709505695
Over 30 seconds.
>>709505757
that's possibly a pretty long time
Back from shower
>>709501853
I have the exact same laptop. Bought it for cheap a few months ago.
YOU MIGHT WANNA REPLACE CPU AND GPU HEATPASTE
Its known to dry out and decrease performance hugely in this model.
ASS
>>709505895
are you clean now?
>>709505895
I'm very aware of this issue. I won't be using it as much quite soon though.
>>709505967
I know I am.
>>709505828
Amazing, I know.
>>709505862
welcome
>>709505958
hey nibi
>>709506013
that's good
Butt: 500%
>>709506022
Thank you, how are you doing?
>>709506053
Now I can begin hauling all my files and porn onto my external.
>>709506147
and you couldn't do that while you were still dirty?
>>709505958
ass?
>>709506212
Yes booty
>>709505967
>are you clean now?
You might be thinking im a different person.
>>709506013
Its a 30 minute process and costs 2$
Increased my fps in dota from 25 to 100
>>709506241
ah, another fan of nicely shaped, muscular asses on /fit/ guys?
>>709497416
>>709506280
I was
>>709506186
I could, but I prefer doing things clean.
>>709506280
I guess I could do it when I place the hard drive back in.. actually, I don't think I have any isopropyl alcohol on hand, unfortunately.
>>709506448
you dont need anything but toilet paper, one drop of water and heat paste ffs
Alcohol on your mainboard is a bit overkill anyway
>>709506448
how big is the transfer?
>>709506220
>>709506241
>>709506340
>>709506340
Finely shaped squeezable booty.
>>709506559
You really expect me to wipe my components with water?
>>709506564
Shouldn't be any bigger than 200GB.
>Booty status: Humped
>>709506674
Youre just lazy.
>>709506674
so not a massive transfer. when are you gonna put the whole thing together?
>>709506649
hmmm... :3
>>709506836
2 fat, yukky.
>>709506773
Or maybe I'm not actually having massive frame rate issues on this laptop and I will probably VERY rarely ever be gaming on it again.
>>709506782
Next week either on Wednesday or Thursday. I still need to order the GPU tomorrow when I get my paycheck.
>>709506696
>>709506741
damn, I wish I had some booty like that to hump...
>>709506859
better?
>>709506868
that's good, so you'll be all up and running by next week
>>709506868
Sure
>>709506933
Ill never get booty so I just look at drawings.
>>709507024
No
>>709507048
Yeah, if there's no problems.
>>709507072
What, you don't believe me?
>>709505958
<3 200%
>>709506147
Hungry kind of but fine.
You?
>>709507209
What
>>709498160
Holy shit, I wouldn't call myself that much of a furry but there's just something about hooves and antlers that makes my heart skip a beat and stop in awe!! I even had gone dressed as a deer shaman with antlers, realistic hooves and deer-like makeup for Halloween last year. Dragons have that effect too but to a much less extent. Too bad deer don't get as much love from artists as I'd love.
>>709507304
Fuck I didn't mean my heart stopping
>>709507181
I know your motives from the way you argue
>>709507490
k
>>709507209
What a coincidence, I'm also hungry. But other than that, I'm doing alright.
>>709507440
What are you even on about?
more hooves and antlers plz
>>709507955
Are you my soulmate?
>>709508031
unlikely
Ur mom had antlers in bed last nite.
>>709508107
fukin rekt son
There is no coming back from that.
>>709508107
What does that idiom mean?
more fag stag
>>709509069
If you don't know you shouldn't find out.
john brown's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave
>>709509093
Image limit reached
>>709509137
Well duh, I even google'd that to no avail
If u don no the idiom ur an a idiot
