Official 'Faces of /b/' Thread - post your face, comment on others, have fun.
took this yesterday
Checking in from NM!
>>709491838
you look chill as fuck
My goodness there are some attractive gents on tonight.
Not this shit again? Why? Why must you post your faces on here? DO you think /b/ is some secret club? DO you not have anything interesting to discuss or make a thread about? You just want to talk about your face? Do you know everyone has a face, and it's not a big achievement? DO you know 4chan is anonymous? Who goes to an enonymous site and thinks "I know, I'll post my face!"? And Oofficial facs of /b/"? Really? More like "Official faces of people dumb enough to post on /b/".
And every thread, same shit. People trying to look edgy, some girl will enter the thread and everyone spazzes out.
No-one should give a fuck what you look like here. This isn't facebook, or reddit. People come here to discuss ideas or events, not their fucking faces. Well, they used to, anyway.
Bunch of special snowflakes.
>>709493108
Nice copypasta fag
When i dont fake a smile i look dead inside
Anyone wanna hug?
>>709492484
How many dicks did you suck today?
>>709493203
Except it's not cockface, i just typed it out, stop trying to sound like you know 'coz clearly, you don't.
>>709493422
>Not this shit again? Why? Why must you post your faces on here? DO you think /b/ is some secret club? DO you not have anything interesting to discuss or make a thread about? You just want to talk about your face? Do you know everyone has a face, and it's not a big achievement? DO you know 4chan is anonymous? Who goes to an enonymous site and thinks "I know, I'll post my face!"? And Oofficial facs of /b/"? Really? More like "Official faces of people dumb enough to post on /b/".
>And every thread, same shit. People trying to look edgy, some girl will enter the thread and everyone spazzes out.
>No-one should give a fuck what you look like here. This isn't facebook, or reddit. People come here to discuss ideas or events, not their fucking faces. Well, they used to, anyway.
>Bunch of special snowflakes.
Hi, anyone wants kik? sorry for bad english guys
>>709493547
yeh you just copied my post. Congratulations.
>>709493635
it aint copy pasta but im gonna post it on all the faces of 4chan threads anyway cause its true enough
Selfie in Slovenia last summer.
>>709493250
Hi lady ;) *tips fedorfuck this shit too much to write
>>709493611
Habibi al halil lal malil kalil lalalil? ;)
>>709491768
Lol you look like Negan, but I will call you /b/egan
>>709493108
You mean the trump/hillary/s fur/ h fur/ traps/ rekt/ ylyl/fb fap/pic you shouldnt share and whatever fucking level loli is now. Valid point but there isn't much happening on /b/ nowadays.
>>709492963
If Keanu and Danny Trejo had a son and Andrew WK was the surrogate
>>709493759
>lady
Heh...
>>709493758
Do you like our country ?
Mad WI
>>709493887
>>709493980
No, NOT now, i just nutted to your pic DONT TELL ME YOURE A MAN
>>709491768
(((Oy vey our Trump Pied Piper Plan is backfiring, OY VEY.)))
>>709493980
looks like a sexier version of Gene Wilder
>>709494002
Hello, handsome! Moar plz?
>>709494031
The boys were hotter so yes
>>709493980
>>709494103
Im sorry anon youre homosex now
>>709494238
Fuck you,shes mine
>>709491768
Ephemeral Rift, is that you?
>>709494050
This guy looks like he would come out of an alley way and go "ay mate wanna cracker" in a british accent
>>709494148
>>709494103
Bahahaha.
>>709494322
>she
>>709494288
You should have posted an image like this with your reply.
>>709493980
I'm going to want proof that states otherwise. For science.
>>709494077
There's no way... Are you real? You look like the lump fish
Here we go again...
When I see those faces... it is exactly what i expected to see.
where is my amomynous ??
where are my wizards ?
nope. all I see are ugly hipsterboyz and attention seeking cunts.
gtfo to facebook, filth of the earth.
>>709494335
Holy shit, well done
I've never understood the point of these threads. You're defeating the purpose of anonymity posting your face here.
>>709494412
>>709494405
>>709494395
Behold my manly alpha male chest and tummi
>>709494504
I would lick you up and down
>>709494288
n....no...please..... dubs of t...truth
Always fun seeing these faces of b and searching them. Finding out names and if they're real.
>>709494524
Nice tits you look like a skinny woman.
>>709494330
I was fresh out of a US Federal Prison for selling weed, mate.
>>709494524
How old are you?
>>709494524
.....................................................
>>709494524
OK......wtf are you?
>>709494524
Well shit. What has science done?
>>709494610
OP here. The first few were images that came up on google. So is the "Slovenia" chick (sorry to the person who asked that was actually from there). Kept the thread alive and made it more attractive to other users.
>>709494591
We can cuddle if that makes you feel better
>>709494655
21
>>709494694
Manly alpha male
BEHOLD !
I, the mighty WIZARD, cursed EVERY PERSON in this thread who postet his ugly face on my /b/
I DOUBLECURSE the manwoman with the ugly scarf for being the ugliest swine i have seen in years
Hi /b/
>>709494833
My sexuality, it hurts
Rate me before I go to sleep.
>>709494866
Hey my scarf isnt ugly
>>709494937
Could you possibly look any more like a douchebag that takes cock up his ass all day?
>>709494833
>21
Cool. I want to suck on your manly alpha male nipples.
>>709495016
Rapist/10
What you wanna bet I could fuck any one of your girls?
>>709494524
I'm just going to say that someone should start posting in trap threads.
>>709495021
Lol okay fag, stay jealous
>>709495021
He does not look like 'douchebag' in any meaningful sense of that word. That word actually means something. Stop misusing your limited vocabulary to insult other people.
>>709495019
YES it is my deformed child.
>>709494937
>>709495016
DO NOT ignore my warnings. DOUBLECURSED
>>709494866
SHUT UP HERETIC, MAGIC IS HERESSY!!!!!
>>709495086
>Implying anyone on /b/ has a girl
>>709495195
Pretty
>This
>>709495086
I'd let you fuck me first
>>709495086
Can I blow you? Yes homo
>>709495179
bring it...
Hello from Scotland you faggoos
>>709495025
B-but they are sensitive
>>709495013
Aw hugg anon
>>709495358
OOOOhhh you heretic plebian, you asked for it
>>709495460
Im here brother, lets end this heathen
>>709494795
I'd like point out the first response was not mine though. He's (presumably)legit.
>>709495365
Shave that nasty mustache
>>709495460
You cant do anything to me since you are TRIPPLECURSED.
Now get out of my way, for I have a task MUCH greater than you could imagine
>>709495648
go shave your mom's nasty asshole
Girlfriend and I
>>709495086
You have a nose ring and crossed in your ear, my girlfriend would make fun of you.
>>709491768
Lol Denmark sucke
Hello world from southern Africa
Yo, it's me, the guy who someone said looked like Emma Watson, but actually has minimal to no resemblance to Emma Watson.
>>709495074
Okay but do I at least look like a handsome rapist?
>>709495927
nope
>>709495927
Fuck no
>>709495927
How close can you legally get to schools?
>>709495984
lol
>>709495859
Kek Oh noe a shit-smelling cum-encrusted MLP toy make fun of me!!
>>709495927
Uncut?
>>709495729
I'd love to have one of these with her printed on it.
>>709495663
Tripplecursed?? HAHAHAHAHA i was kidding boy, im a MISTIC KNIGHT SON OF THE CHAOS, and i ALWAYSONEMORETHANYOUCURSE YOU, nothing can save you from this hahahhahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>709496075
Post shirtless plz, show off dem gains
>>709496054
Mine is sin there somewere
>>709496107
Godman merlin put it back in your pants before I curse it with my micro Penis curse
>>709491768
Ryan?
>>709496241
Nope!
I kind of do look like a 'Ryan' though.
Greetings anons. feel free to r8
>>709496107
you... defeated me...
but the joke is on YOU ! I tried to rescue the world of this cancer-face-thread... you failed... but...
uuuuuugghh....
>>709496354
Dubs to prove crack smoking alien
>>709496354
Shut up, all of you posting your faces
>>709496241
Yep fuckin Kek, now your ur turn u dirty little fagit
>>709495859
lmao mate, I ain't into getting a spray tan by proxy. have your beta bitch
>>709495859
also kek.
"crossed"
>>709493758
thats switzerland you fucktard
>>709496511
You look like a shit bag, like really bad...
>>709496560
Alright, WHO LET THE FUCKING OOMPALOOMPA OUT OF THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
>>709496460
Dont worry, im a honor knight, i WILL continue your task, all these normies will meet THE AGONY since theyre heretics too, even worst, I SHALL END THEM ALL
Just took this. Fresh out of the shower.
These threads are pure cringe.
>>709496653
Are you twelve
>>709496719
Mmm hi daddy bear
>>709496650
wouldn't know. figured it was one of those european gingerbread-house countries.
>>709494524
want to see the manly ass
"wrong number," said a familiar voice.
>>709491768
CANCER THREAD
>>709496850
"He was grunge before he discovered mc donalds
Byebye thread
You are all horrid
>>709496719
even what appears to be manly men take selfies... God help us all
wrong number?
sup guys. r8
>>709497550
suicidal
>>709497100
Can't always take you-fies.
Also, thanks for spinning that for me. I couldn't be bothered to do so.
>>709497100
Your gaydar is broken dude, that's what the homosexuals refer to as a bear. He's basically a big fat white woman with a dick.
>>709496921
Ah yes, smells like mcchicken spirit.
nomnomamoose
>>709497582
Try it twice
>>709498225
How was it?
>>709498040
Yeah? Go fuck yourself.
>>709498225
it should be a one time thing. :/
>>709498319
bahahaha that beauty filter /b/ro it's killing me.
>>709498402
nah, son. I just open the camera and snap. HDR mode is it, and that ain't exactly a filter.
>>709498281
First time try to suffocate, didnt work, pass out and wake up in the hospital.
Second time whit pills, but i got drunk and trow up.
>>709498895
I tried six times.
Tried to hang myself once, the board I tied the rope to broke.
Found a thicker beam, but the rope broke (It was an old rope)
Tried to drink myself to death. That's actually pretty hard.
Cut the vein behind my knee, tried to bleed out. That was pretty effective, but I have thick blood. The shit clotted up on me.
Took a bunch of sleeping pills with alcohol. Slept for almost 48 hours, had paralyzing nightmares.
Took a shitload of nightshade berries, apparently, they don't work as well as their rep says they do. Again, slept like the dead, have horrific nightmares.
Gave up after that. Shit got better, glad I'm not dead.
>>709498895
>>709499056
Guns exist.
>>709499056
Thats right m8, shit get better.
we are gonna die anyway, why rush things
>>709499223
>guy who never had suicidal though detected
>>709499223
Eh. Didn't have any at the time. I do now, no longer want the ded.
Bought to catch a flight to chiraq.
>>709499264
Correct, if I was going to kill myself I'd shoot myself in the head with a gun. Works well from what I hear.
>>709493800
fuck haha
I gotta be up for work in 4 hours but hey fuck sleep apparently
>>709499368
yeah, shooting yourself in the head its easy piece.
>>709496767
lol
>>709499559
You're on these threads more than I am.
I know better than to ask for nudes; you never give them.
How many times do you think you've declined the request? A thousand? Ten thousand?
>>709499335
Weak jaw, ok looking overall though
>>709499264
Underagedb&
>>709498402
10/10
>>709498322
Cute af, but like fuck that's actually you.
>>709498319
The katanas make you less intimidating
>>709497081
The man's man's man.
>>709497047
Cute
>>709496850
Yo Bam Margera circa 2016
>>709496705
Looks like Darth Vader 3/10
>>709496511
Scary Pueblo at it again
>>709496460
Wise/10
>>709496354
Blazed out rusky
>>709496075
Reeeally discount new batman guy
>>709495927
You look like Jango Fett
>>709495920
Fuck off with the filter Emma
>>709495086
You've got the average skid who never grew up past highschool look.
>>709496511
brah you got a big nose, no chin, no jaw, woodchuck cheeks, weedy rig, shallow complexion, I'd be impressed if you could get with one woman
>>709499956
Better jaw pic?
Also u look like my nigga sodapoppin
>>709499956
>>709498319 here.
Eh. Not trying to be intimidating. I collected them when I was younger, and now I just have them. Don't really feel like selling them, and don't wanna keep 'em in a closet. May as well hang 'em on the wall. I don't have anything else to put there yet anyways.
>>709491838
German three
>nazi
>>709499956
zits and bad teeth
>>709499705
Ive actually been gone this whole week almost since ive been busy with stuff.
I couldnt even give you a number anon...if i had 1 dollar for every request i declined i wouldnt have to work for a few years lol
>>709492963
>>709492642
everyone but these two, kill yourself
>>709494002
>show your face...
LVL attention whore..
>>709493108
>thinks people are actually posting their own pictures
heres mine
>>709500730
these threads are cancer either way
>>709494407
>>709500730
Granted its an old timestamp it still shows im actually on here.
I aint about to move from my comfy spot to take pics
>>709500363
I know, but I was saying, in that specific picture with the middle finger and stern face, they made it less intimidating than it could've been.
>>709500555
My teeth are perfectly straight though I do have a slight overbite.
I get very little acne but cut me some slack I'm 19, and a lot of those spots on my face in the picture are prominent freckles or just red marks from cleaning pores.
>>709500657
well thats not very nice
>>709500579
Same, I've been infrequent.
Anyways, from one blue eyed faces of /b/ addict to another, enjoy your day at work.
>>709495086
one times zero is zero
>>709501057
Eh. Fair enough.
>>709495729
watch out bud, she's outta your league
it won't last
>>709495729
>chaps
your parents are poor
>>709495859
Goddammit, you left her in the microwave for too long!
>>709491768
My cousin! Let us go bowling!
>>709496511
why do people with big pig noses always pierce them?
>>709492963
sweet locks, I'm kinda jealous
>>709497100
>manly
bald with bitch tits
>>709497550
you look like a smell
>>709501527
>>709500918
no one cares, get a boyfriend.
>>709501818
Why? She probably has one anyway, why you so resentful of women Chuck?
>>709502044
Nothing of what I said indicates that I am resentful of women, stop projecting.
>>709502171
You just attacked the only woman in the thread, while the attentionwhore men you pay no mind to.
>>709502301
Why does nobody know how to photograph an eyeball?
>>709502397
My phone camera is garbage and the picture was taken in a pitch black room using flash.
>>709502464
Mine was taken in a pitch black room with flash as well. I just have a decent phone camera.
>Galaxy S7 Master Race
>>709502301
suck a dick you gay cunt.
>>709502301
What, are you retarded, you couldn;t know who I "attacked" but I talked shit about bad teeth and baldy bitch tits before the chick, stop white knighting
>>709502766
You're so hardcore, Anon-chan.
>>709502301
>only woman in the thread
that's a girl who is obviously fucked in the head posting pictures of herself here
>>709502873
not an argument
>>709502766
Ok, I'm horse teeth.
>>709502928
That wasn't me, but I agree.
Also there's really no argument to be had.
>>709502766
Baldy here.
Yeah, I shave my head. Yeah, I'm more than a bit overweight.
No bitch tits though. Sorry.
>>709501499
tom?
>>709503242
maybe dont shave your head you look like half baby half man, just go full man. Especially when the rest of your body is hairy af.
>>709503427
>protip: he's bald
>>709503427
Trust me, it's better this way. I don't have enough hair on top to make it worth it. I figure better to choose the baldness than to be subjected to it.
I do miss my long ass viking hair.
>>709503535
read his shit you fuck he shaves it.
"Yeah, I shave my head"
>>709503538
RIP, if its any consolation im balding pretty fucking fast and i got a small head, so im gonna look like such a goofy cunt.
>>709503631
Negative consolation here, I may only be 19 but all of my traits and looks come from my dad, I look exactly like he did at my age. He's 47 now and shows no signs of hair loss, I don't have to worry about that trash. Haha.
>>709500918
whore. get killed
>>709503855
Now I feel like somebody is trying to bait me into white knighting, but that's not what's gonna happen.
>>709503631
At least I have a head that can pull off a shave without looking stupid as fuck. Add to that a couple of pretty badass cranial scars, and I'm not too worried about it. Been shaving it for about 7 years, since i was 25.
>>709503771
Good for you. I don't have to worry about washing my hair or brushing it. So whatever.
>>709503538
>long Viking hair and beard
>mfw looks like Vince Neil after he eats dirty asshole
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>709504025
Who the fuck is Vince Neil, bitch?
>>709503574
He shaves his head. Because he's bald you fuckwit.
>read his shit
>>709503538
Ridin the train home from work
>>709491768
>>709504016
>Good for you. I don't have to worry about washing my hair or brushing it. So whatever.
You will eventually have to worry about flaky skin and wrinkles though.
Also, do you polish your head? I used to know a guy with alopecia that did.
>>709504058
Like lookin in a mirror, cocksucker?
>>709498322
8/10. would brutally facefuck
>>709503242
You look like your head is a fucking nipple
>>709504224
Lol. You're gay AND blind.
>>709504200
Nah. I just scrub it with normal body wash. I use the stuff from dollarbeardclub dot com.
Their body wash is legit, their beard shampoo is awesome, and their sandalwood beard oil is what's up too.
>>709499559
seen before/10. probably fake
>>709504316
... Not the first time I've heard that, actually.
>>709503242
Stop trying to look hard. You look like a closet case trying not to get a boner at the gym.
>>709501407
>>709504388
Dubs don't lie you nipple headed cunt
>>709504463
Which one of you is the bottom?
I am afraid to post but ok.
>>709491768
where's your bat negan?
>>709504517
The big Lebanowski in theatres july 9th 1967, come on in.
>>709504463
Dude in the middle wants that dee from dude in front. Girl in back just wants tagged on fb
>>709504587
Haha that's what I was thinking.
>>709504585
not a great photo. 6/10. 9/10 for the cute cat
>>709504585
Horse teeth here.
We posting cats now?
>>709504403
Not trying to look hard. Too overweight to look hard, and I like good food.
>>709504670
I know, also the cat is Named Kush, Orange Kush
>>709504579
guess?
>>709504617
what?
>>709491838
i think i have the exact same bed
>>709504924
Nigga
>inb4 guy or girl: guy.
>>709494524
ahahhaha you fuckin FAGGOT
>>709495729
hows barbie doing these days hahahaha
>>709496075
HAHAHAH CALM DOWN BUD
>>709496511
you a faggot shut up ego damage 9000
>>709499335
go around yelling " im a thug nigga test me" for me please
