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Your midichlorian count is your roll times 1000. If dubs, it's

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Your midichlorian count is your roll times 1000. If dubs, it's your roll times 2000. If trips, it's your roll times 3000... and so on. So, what is your force potential? How does your midichlorian count compare against these Jedi?

Anakin Skywalker - 27,000
Yoda - 17,000
Luke Skywalker - 15,000
Obi-Wan Kenobi - 13,500
Count Dooku - 13,500
Kyle Katarn - 12,200
Mace Windu - 12,000
Kit Fisto - 11,800
Qui-Gon Jinn - 10,000

Average Jedi - 10,000

Needed to be considered for training - 7,000
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>>709474650
Nobody cares about you or your thread.
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>>709474650
Osa can mesa try?
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>>709474650
Rell
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>>709474650
Rell
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>>709474650
>>709474650
Sorry OP, Disney officially killed starwars.
You may want to think about moving on
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>>709474650
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Roll
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>>709474650
Rollan
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rolling for triple 0
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>>709474650
i wanna be a consular so hopefully I get a large count.
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roll
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Okay baby. Here we go.
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asdas
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>>709474650
fat jedi rolling
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What the hell
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May the force be with me
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So my count is 709million times a thousand? This thread is fuck.
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>>709475856
Last digit is your roll...
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>>709474650
strollin'
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I am ultra purple nigger
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>>709474650

The Chosen One reporting in
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i r am now jedi
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>>709474650
they see me rolling
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roll
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rollan
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This is the ultimate test, may the force assist me
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rollin
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>>709474650
rollipolly
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These are the nudes I have been looking for
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rolls
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>>709474650
roll
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Fuck Anakin.
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>>709474650
https://youtu.be/nHfy5N-fml8
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>>709474650
huh
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force be with me
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>>709474650
Jedi aids get
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Rollin' to choke a bitch
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Road roller da
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>>709478177
obi checked
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>>709478288
Fuck you luke
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>>709474650
roll
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COME AT ME FAGS
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>>709474650
Rolling for Kit Fisto!
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Roll
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Do you realize your reward system increments linearly for odds that decrease exponentially?
i.e. high stakes with shit rewards = shit game
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>>709474650
roll
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roll
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>>709474650
What about star killer?
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>>709474650
fuck this shit I want to be a smuggler.
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roll
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My name irl is Anakin, try me cunts.
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jedi get
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>>709474650
Fuck it. Disney did royally Fuck star wars but I roll for Revan
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>>709474650
Alright, roll. Show me them midichlorians. Don't have any star wars pics, dont want to get any, lets see if the prince of all saiyans is force sensitive
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>>709474650
Seven
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Release the rollcor
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>>709478898
Ur a cunt
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Who's your daddy - black guy with COPD from sky battle.
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Nobody can stop me
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I'll give it a roll
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>>709478991
1000, seems about right
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>>709474650
>Dubs
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Roll
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>>709474650
Sure
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>>709477888
Huh. A new master is born.

>>709478594
Yeah, it's way too bad that the rules of this game are so strict and we'll never become Jedi because of that, OP is so mean.

Rolling for that sweet 0 droid status, I suppose.
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>>709474650
roll
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Gg
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>>709474650
king me baby
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But that means if i roll anything higher than 50 im stronger than toda and anakin combined.
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Time to not be considered
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Role
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Rollin
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orll
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>>709474650
Qui-Gon was only average?
that gives me some hope...
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>>709474650
roll
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>>709474650
Eroll
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Roll
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>>709474650
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Rollll
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>>709474650
Rollin
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>>709474650
rollin'
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>>709474650
Kylo go
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Roll
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gimme da chlorians
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>>709475856
This
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rollll
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niggers
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roll
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Rollo
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Re rollo
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>>709474650
over 9000
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dsf
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The force is real
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These guys are easy to beat. Or, rather, should be.
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call me goku
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Rolling
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>>709474650
WE RAWLIN.
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>>709474650
midichlorians are fuckin gay
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epis ibba
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>>709474650
rollin'
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>>709482503
Fuck that, I refuse to accept it.
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Rolling, I am.
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Roll
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fear me
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>>709474650
You forgot Rey at 55000
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>>709474650
Midichlorians are fucking retarded.
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>>709474650
rolling for sith powers
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>>709482726
Well they do make you *special*...
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the prequels were passable
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Roll
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Roll
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Do or do not, and shit like that.
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rolling
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>>709482726
They were used in the shittiest way in the story. I love the raw concept of them - they don't actually hurt the mythos of the force, just explain how life forms interact with it. They could've been used in cool ways but instead were set up for a single line in Ep 3 about creating life.
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>>709474650
roll, rool
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Rooooooooowleng
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>>709474650
>Your midichlorian count is your roll times 1000

so seeming as your roll is the lowest possible in the thread, the minimum count is 709474650*1000 = ~709.47 billion, or 26276838.89x higher than anakin's.
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force roll
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Roll
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Wow this is nifty
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Let's roll out
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>>709482969
Sooooo... 69,000 right? Is that how it works?
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Roll
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Give me the Force baby
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>>709474650
rawllll
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rolling
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>>709474650
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>>709474650
bam
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>>709474650
Rollin'
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I am de best
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>>709474650
heck
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Fk it roll
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>>709474650
Roll
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>>709483776
F U C K.
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>>709474650
imagine how jacking off is gonna be like with jedi powers
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>>709474650
Roll.
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Rollerino
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>>709474650
roller skates
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They see me rollin'
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>>709474650
The Force shall know balance after I ascend to Jedi Master and Dark Lord of the Sith in turn. Then I shall share my knowledge of the Force with the galaxy and bring balance!

Or kill everyone.
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am i good enough for force powers??
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>>709474650
yousa nigger
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>>709474650
I'm gonna be joining the dark side, thanks in advance.
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>>709474650
rolling in the dark
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dab.
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>>709474650
Gray Jedi hype
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>>709474650
roll on
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>>709474650
Rollinn
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Fuck me, I can't roll for shit usually
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Role
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>>709474650
HRNG
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Lets fucginga gO
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>>709474650
rolling
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>>709474650
o b 1 kin OP reporting!
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>>709484699
Even more than Master Yoda
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>>709474650

Rolling for Jediii
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>>709474650
Here we go again
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>>709484862
62K, huh, that puts me at over twice that of Anakin Skywalker.


>Also OP this thread is easy to roll a good number, ya fucked it up
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Sith roll
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Roflroll
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>>709485001
Ouch
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Roll for hacks
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Das roll
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Rolling for force lightning
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>>709484969
>2000
>not considered for training

also roll
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>>709474650
RoLlin
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gimme some dark side points plz
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alright
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jk rollin
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>>709485140
fug
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roll
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>>709474650
p0rse
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i already know im a powerful jedi but just for fun
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>>709474650
Lets go.
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I'll be the best Jedi
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rolling
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roll
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I'm the best disabled Jedi ever
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>>709485744
roll lets go
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>>709474650
Fuck midichlorians
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>>709485905
rolling for trips
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>>709485987
fak
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roll
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>>709474650
I feel the force.
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>>709486014
lol
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I have rolio in my bunghole
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>>709486050
now
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roll12
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>>709486082
fak
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>>709486108
nooooooo
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New idea, gas all the people infected with midichlorians. They're all freaks of nature.
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>>709474650
Why is Darth Vader's power level not on that list?
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>>709486133
darth vader power
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>>709474650
r o l l
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>>709474650
P
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>>709486178
now
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>>709474650

over 9000
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>>709486200
Damn
0 midoclans
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>>709474650
I wanna be a Jedi.
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Rollssss
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fuck midichlorians but I want to know --

In fact, I believe myself to be the most powerful jedi of all
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>>709474650
sure
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>>709474650
rawllling
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>>709486316
rall 444
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>>709486398
444 now
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Rollz
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>>709486422
444
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>>709486441
>441â–¶
>>>709486422 (You)
>444
NO
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Rollin'
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555
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ugh
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Roll
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RAWLING I AM THE GOD OF ALLLAHHH ROLLING FOR DONALD TRUMP PRAISE KEK
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>>709486532
555
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>>709474650
Can I be Gandalf?
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fucc it
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>>709486556
NOOOO
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>>709486599
QUADS NOW
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Rawl
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>>709474650
roll
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>>709486622
QUADDDS
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>>709486648
QUADSSS
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>>709474650
roool
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>>709474650
Ez Jedi
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>>709486599
That was my roll
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May the force be with you
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>>709486675
AND THIS IS MY LAST SHOT GOOD BYE GUYS
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>>709486736
FUCK NO THIS IS MY LAST SHOT
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Ez Trips
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Alright. Let's see
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Yup gay
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Allah akbar
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>>709486778
>
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>>709486778
FUCK
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>>709474650
Roll
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ROLLL
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>>709486770
I WANT TO QUIT LIFE
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>>709474650
This is going to be ridiculous
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Check em
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>>709474650
fuck rollin
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>>709486861
888 RUNNING
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>>709474650
Ro
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Check em
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>>709486888
WINRAR I DONT NEED TO QUIT LIFE
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>>709486882
fuck reroll
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>>709486933
2 TRIPS = 1 QUAD
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They call me Beej
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>>709474650
Rolling for 7k exactly.
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>>709486888
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I am the chosen one.
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>>709486987
Nailed it. I'm a padawan now, bitches, see y'all in the archives.
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>>709486778
one off
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dursty
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>>709486800
Weak dubs
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Roll
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roll
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I am god
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alright boys, i am god
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rolling for chromosome count
Meme Lord name: Coldskull the Skeltal Lord
Pre-abduction name: Nigga-Senpai
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>>709487100
normie peasant
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I'm tired.
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im down
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>>709487168
HOW MUCH IS 888 TIMES 3000
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boobies
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the force is awakening in me
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>>709474650
How is quigon jinn weaker than obi-wan, Luke and anakin, and how is anakin stronger than yoda?
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>>709474650
roll
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>>709474650
i am the force
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Roll.
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>>709474650
roll
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look wut I can dew
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>>709487324
cause prequels.

also check those numbers
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>>709474650
dubs get
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Kay 'den
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roll for jewish witch-magic
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ding ding
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I'm the strongest power ranger
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>>709474650
Rullan
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Witness me
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>>709474650
rollerz
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>>709474650
Make me a god goddamnit
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>>709474650
duckroll
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>>709487324
midichlorians measures potential in the force, not actual strength in the force.
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>>709482716
fag
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Rollin for Jedi Training
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rolling for jedi
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let's roll
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the fuck is this
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>>709474650
Roll
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roll
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>>709488011
>tfw more jedi cells than yoda
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Blegh
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I'm so bringing balance to the force
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Roll
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high pls
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>>709474650
get shrekt nub xD
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