So this is my younger cousin here, we're really open to each other but im trying to brain wash her into cucking her bf so I can fuck her.
I've already told her that I want to fuck her and she said she'd fuck me if I wasnt her cousin, so im guessing
She takes it morally wrong but she does think im "adorable".
/b/ help get this yet to be slut on my dick, im really into incest and if this works, this'll be my 3rd cousin that I fucked.
Gimme tips and cuck pics similar to this.
Is no one seriously interested about this?!?!??! Man, sad life.
>>709474486
bump for interest
>>709474486
ask her if she'll show off to you a bit. bra pics or panties. be subtle about it. ask what she's into before working up to it.
this is not the /b I know, where are all my wincest brothers?
Anyone?
>>709475238
SHOW US HER TITTIES!
Show more of the convo fam then we'll talk
agree that it's hot and then talk about what she's into or you're into in a chill way and lead up to it. then share pics or work up to it slower.
You know there is a lot of women in the world don't be lazy and search outside your family.
>>709475545
>>709475238
these , OP
>>709475238
Hmmm, well I usually ask for selfies and im working up my way towards that.
>>709475273
What happen to /b/?
>>709475365
I have no nudes yet
>>709475818
take the plunge OP, Ask to see her in pajamas, take note of her bra color and ask to see that.
>>709475510
We nah, we legit talked about our day
>>709475545
Hmm isee
>>709476138
Post more of your convos, dude, just something to bump along the thread
>>709475818
I'd assist but my incest well dried up long ago OP. It was easy for me. Cousin made the first move and then up until a couple years ago all I had to do was ask and I had nudes or sex.
>>709475556
I think my cousins are delicious, her lil sister is next
>>709475922
Huh, didnt think of this
Are you saying that pic is your cousin? Because it's not...
>>709476442
Are you fucking retarded, its a fucking chatlog, Right is op Left is cousin
>>709476439
do it and deliver my advice isn't free
>>709474486
>>this will be my third cousin I've fucked
>>709474486
Post conversation prior to this pic, OP. Wtf is wrong with you.
>>709476715
>believing fairy tales a depressed slobbery piece of shit wrote
>>709474486
>This'll be my 3rd cousin that I fucked
Lawd have mercy
>>709476368
I'm gonna need to get those noods
>>709474486
SHOW HER SOLES OP
>>709477066
I really doubt you want them. She's always been a fatty. Just hit it cause it was my cousin.
>>709474486
>3rd cousin that I fucked
Gah'damn Cleetus, leave some for the rest of the family.
what this bitch look like?
Sorry guys, currently walking dog
>>709477233
Translation: I lied i'm a cocksucking lying faggot.
>>709477320
what the fuck
>>709477320
lol retard
>>709477320
keep going OP
>>709477233
when you say a fatty, like on a scale of chubby to landwhale, where we at here?
>>709477337
No, i've got them. Just a warning.
>>709477421
Closer to landwhale than chubby.
>>709477320
hahaha what a natural human conversation
>>709477320
Dude how old is your cousin and how old are you
>>709477538
Aaaaaaa
Btw must of my female family members are irl lolis so yeah why you think I wanna get in them
>>709477047
8-0 Jesus Christ, LSU has to take them down next week
>>709477538
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM give me a paper bag, turn of the lights, some butter and we got a deal.
>>709477421
Lao that isn't me
>>709477603
She's oold enough lets just say
>>709477664
It ain't gonna happen though, Alabama is just stupidly good
>>709477775
Better than what I had m8. All I had were the lights turned off. She can suck a cock like a pro tho so theres that?
The answer is alcohol anon, it's always alcohol. It's how I saw my sister naked
>>709477840
Dude, your conversations with her seem vapid. Tell us a bit about yourself at least to disspell the "Cleetus breeds with his family" image.
What's the age difference?
How has she shown interest in you?
Tbh she seems like she doesn't care much for your text convos
>>709477914
Wow thanx for ruining my thread ;-;
>>709477914
well fuck me man if she sucks dick like a pro ill keep her as a side bitch then.
>>709477914
OH FUCK DUDE
That is more than just chubby, shes really been packing on the weight for winter, hasn't she?
>>709475007
bump for incest
>>709478047
We usually talk better in skype, she's nut much of a texting person
>>709478074
Sorry homie. Didnt mean to.
>>709478075
Nah. She's way too bitchy to keep around.
>>709478122
Yeah. Like I said, she's closer to landwhale status.
>>709478074
Eat a dick kid
>>709477869
True, was hoping Tennessee would take them down two weeks ago to redeem themselves after losing to the aggies, prayed that some how Dobbs and Jennings could manage to win the game, but they only managed to get full fucked in the ass. 49-10. I cried a little not gonna lie.
>>709478244
shame oh well you got your third cousin to fuck then get to it op get Bill Cosby on her
>>709475818
Ahh a weeb. Always fucked up in the head. Abandon thread boys.
>>709478261
Rude, im just trying to walk this dog and post here at the same time;-;
is op a sexual predator .......?
>>709478374
Im not OP.
>>709478521
You said this would be the 3rd cousin you've fucked, you got nudes of the other two?
>>709478555
trips confirm he is also a faggot
>>709478423
Oh no, im a weeb, I like fucking my cousins..
>>709477320
>How was school?
>Do you use tampons or pads?
my fucking sides
>>709478558
Dude, how can you fuck a pussy that's suffocating under that much fat?
>>709478558
>>709478612
>>709478703
>>709478709
>>709478555
>>709478555
>>709478670
Tbh I am both lol
>>709478612
Those are illegal
>>709478703
Did you fuck the dog too?
incestuous scumfux
>>709478931
well for our intents and purposes, they weren't illegal until you said they were. thanks fag
>>709478848
What can I say? My dick is the shovel to find that hidden treasure that is fat cousin pussy?
>>709478931
karma will get you faglord
>>709478709
obv underage. pedo cousin.
>>709478709
Nah I don't wanna show you the whole cinvo we had today, we both chat pretty cringy too, though she's still in high school
>>709478229
>>709478931
Dammit OP, why can't you fuck girls over 18
>>709479245
>>709479158
>>709479245
>>709479255
All you got to say is "oh oops my bad I thought my other cousins, these ones are older". And then it's all cool. So quit being a faggot and post up you little bitch
>>709479115
Ofc it wil lmao
>>709479076
So, she sent you that tit pic, unironically thinking it would be sexy?
>>709479333
>>709478555
trips of truth
>>709479428
sociopath
>>709479423
The others hasten when I was younger
9/13
13/16
Man... Fun summers
>>709479428
Bump
>>709479441
Im not sure honestly. I dont think she cares much either way. I think it was more to satiate me. Most of the pics that she's sent are more medical than sexy so I dont imagine she puts much thought into it either way.
>>709479665
How so?
>>709479708
Fucking a 9 year old? Burn in hell shit stain
>>709479876
>>709479872
>>709479862
Dude, fucking fuck you. I posted this for help, not to be fucking judged by a piece of shit like you. What the fuck is wrong with you? You have no idea what my life has been. You don't know what issues I have. If I post a post for help, and then a piece of shit accuses me of being a fucking stalker, you just have no fucking clue, you just immediately judge me by stereotypes. I would never do anything to hurt this woman, I would never stalk this woman. Thanks for nothing. You ever think that maybe the reason people do snap, is because of judgemental fucks like you? Not everyone has "perfect emotional strength".
>>709480033
die
>>709480033
Wut!?!?
>>709480033
>>709479708
>>709479876
>>709477538
Nothing wrong here. I'd fill her with cum
>>709480268
op is red alert going to prison someday
>>709480337
cuz shes not your fat cousin?
>>709480337
Best to you mate. She's a bitch. Wouldnt want to risk cumming inside of her to save my life.
>>709480466
Kek
rolling
>>709480387
Ofc I am, im expecting that though im not going down easy, you see.. I have a plan
>>709480599
FUCK WRONG THREAD
you faggots actually triggered me. manipulate yourselves you fucking dirty fucks. hell, fuck each others candyAsses.... as if your genes weren't bad enough already
>>709480599
You get unlimited genitals of whatever you're into for a year m8. Just for rolling in the wrong thread.
>>709479872
Medical? I think we need some exposition
>>709480692
then an hero now retard. send her this thread tuff faggot
>>709480762
Implying youre offending me, shit.. I already know im a bad human being.
Shit, ive even raped my oldest sister when I was 14, and tbh.. I think her kid is mine.
>>709477320
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Fuck an explanation, I think it's only fair op posts said pictures
>>709480943
Ever seen 2 catch a predator ?
>>709480943
damn thats fake as fuck im outta here
>>709480968
Ofc I am, im really weird... Mental conditions are fun
Are you from tasmania you fucking inbred spastic cunt?
>>709480896
As in a very cold, unconcerned display of the human body as if it were no more than an object. She held very little concern about what was sexy or attractive and held more regard for just getting my lust out of the way. Medical may have not been the right word but im kinda drunk and that was what came to mind first.
>>709480943
did you actually use the word 'mum'?
>>709480968
he is a pedophile
>>709480943
As flustered as your textee seems to be, I'd say you're definitely in for anything
>this'll be my 3rd cousin that I fucked.
this is the best part
>>709479733
Nice try but dinosaurs didn't have scales
>>709478931
>those are illegal
so is incest
;)
>>709477047
>>709474486
dew it!!!!
i hope the fbi gets this thread....
MOOOOOOT!
>>709481099
Naw, makes sense the way you describe it now. Apathetic might've been a better word though
>>709481092
BASED
>>709481071
O?
>>709481051
Yeh
>>709481092
No, im hispanic and I was born in the u.k
>>709475922
logical. Sounds like a winner!
>>709480943
OP is definitely full of it, except maybe he's telling the truth about this being his cousin. In which case, he is a pedophile and in line to get v&
>>709481380
Fair enough, my bad then brother. I'll try to be more concise with my word choices in the future. Have some titties for making me realize my poor choice.
>>709480692
want to know how I know you're autistic?
>>709481380
NICE VOCABULARY RAPIST PEDOPHILE
>>709477538
oh... well in that case. you're a sick fucker op and you need to seek counseling.
op, are you an emo, a gamer, a furry, as web, a dubstep junkie, a stoner, or a redneck?
you're a pedophile either way, but your emoticons show some autism, and your obsessiveness with telling 4chan means you are one of those faggy boys in school no one dates.
>>709481617
Im not OP
Again, the only reason why I find my female family members is because they are delicious loli, seriously.. I cant help it.
>>709477914
That isn't saying much. What fat girl can't handle meat in her mouth. It's second nature to them.
>>709481609
Common sense?
>>709481591
Cousin looks pretty fine in that pic though, little bit of chub but not enough to be a fatty
>>709481614
Apathetic is a pedophile word now?
>>709481682
or theyre to young to notice your assburgers?
>>709480710
haha u fucking fool
>>709481823
no, your iq retard
>>709481685
I mean, I wasnt singing her high praise. Just stating that she could suck dick. You made a fair point though.
>>709481715
That pic isnt my cousin. She's another chick I slept with.
>>709481581
True
>>709481609
Lmao, sure but everyone already knew I was
>>709481614
Yeh
>>709481617
I do
>>709481634
And?
>>709481084
op is still a faggot
>>709481880
Maybe but they do like how im open and weird so they "relate"
OP, idk what the fuck you. But post more updates.
>>709481983
Im leaving. op should an hero
>>709482003
yup
>>709481979
Wellll, I'm pretty damn drunk right now, anything with tits and a pussy looks the same to me. Was the chick you slept with before or after cousin?
>>709482229
After. Cousin was in my younger days.
If you guys want an update on this, you're gonna have to follow my snapchat... I'll probably get her nude when I visit her mext month.
Since OP turned out to be an awkward, non-updating bitch should I start a thread about how I fucked my fat cousin or are we just gonna let this die?
>>709482425
You die.
>>709482425
I cant post fast enough on a phone like shit man
>>709474486
>needs help
>claims to have had sex before
>uses japanese cartoon reaction images
Fucking lying cuck
>>709482569
Moar
>>709479733
Ugh I was in that thread. Fuck that comic to holy hell.
>>709482569
agreed. would like to see more.
But seriously, let this thread die.. No body wants to hear my pedo adventures anyways
>>709482184
i bet you were sexually assaulted growing up. either way burn in hell. better ways to be edgy faggot. 9 years on this board, yet you stick out like a sore thumb. i hope your life goes downhill to a critical point of absolution. u target young family members because any peers you do have, dont respect you. notice how no ones disagreed with me besides you? kill yourself
sincerely ,
>>709478555
>>709482301
Well then way to go man, you took advantage of the opportunity, which is more than can be said of most of the dues here
>>709482398
whats the snapchat fucker
>>709482765
I genuinely do.
>>709482765
Hitler pedo is always welcome here
>>709482765
>sociopathic edgelord poser faggot
>>709482800
Thanks m8. Just trying to live life.
>>709482649
Ok, to be honest. I havent had sex in 3-4 years because I got bpred pf it, then my cousin started hitting me up and now im interested again.
>>709482398
more of this
>>709482569
Moar nigger
Unless faggot op wants to deliver
>>709482770
Lol its already bad right now, cant wait to actually kill myself too. In a way.. I hate being a pedo.. Always hungry for lil girls
>>709482823
Kik me first, psychediccoma
>>709482878
>>709482938
Tyty
>>709481203
Nope, fucking your first cousin is legal in almost every country in the world and 40 of the 50 US states.
>>709482853
Well, where do you want me to start?
>>709483089
This a gem, I forgot the insta acc
>>709483147
Her name is aiden kouhai, super delicious chub
>>709483232
Deliver what
>>709483722
The first one I suppose, from the start? doesnt have to be some massive long story, but what happened man
>>709482823
Kik is psychedeliccoma, ill update you there
>>709481983
you didn't answer my question. what are you?
>>709483905
Oh thats a nice story...
Well want me to greentext or just write it off
>>709483979
Mexican thay was born in the u.k and lived till 6 and moved to the states
>>709484438
GREENTEXT YES
>>709483082
>had sex
>got bored of it
Fuck just tell us you're a rich bodybuilder already
>>709484859
Kik me, ill tell you the story..
>>709484938
Dude I just looked cute asf for emo girls
>>709477320
LOL artism my dudes
>>709485096
I don't have kik and I don't really have an intention of getting it
>>709485502
Man, I cant reslly green text with a phone but... Ill do a thread tomorrow with prewritten greentext
>>709477320
95% of /r9k/ and 80% of the worlds autistic population could do better than you just now
>>709485788
Are you trying to offend me?
Cause I really dont understand insults
>>709485960
he's saying retards are better than you
it's probably true if you couldnt understand something as simple as that
>>709487667
No I understood I just, idk how to explain but like... Hmmm... I cant esplain it man...weird stuff
