Faces of /b/ thread
>Am I too old to be posting here edition
>>709466525
age?
I have a second cousin named Gleezlee.
It doesn't even mean anything. Her parents just made it up.
>>709466525
Yum. Post shirtless please.
>>709466525
>>709466525
>>>/socl
Thank you for being cancer
>>709467900
Nah I'm 28 still post here a bit. Not nearly as much as usual but it's something.
>>709466525
Why do you have the body of someone with 15% body fat, but the chin of a man with 45?
>>709466525
Do you do anything else at the gym besides bicep curls?
>>709471640
I don't go to the gym I use some free weights at home and I do a fullbody split twice a week
>>709470177
I'm well over 20% id say, I was morbidly obese in the last 3 years so my fat placement is fucked, bad photo for the jawline tho.
>>709471873
What the actual fuck, you're like a cartoon character
>>709471873
requesting profile shot for chin confirmation
Rate me, please and thank you.
I got a haircut since this picture but any suggestions to be better looking would be awesome!!
>>709473038
lol forgot pic
>>709467530
Nice information shithead...
Definitely to old to be posting...
>>709466525
gym rat fuckboi/10
>>709473124
>any suggestions
graduate from middle school.
>>709473384
betafag/10
>>709473519
Off by a mile but not a bad guess looking at that pic
>>709473124
You look kinda gay.
You should really get these pants and matching shoes/shirt. I wear them all the time and the girls think they are neato
>>709473701
The rare Mexijewblack!
>>709473649
>off by a mile
best case scenario, that gets corrected to "graduate from high school".
>not an improvement
Taken about a year ago. Not much has changed. Hair is a tad shorter.
>>709473701
should've stayed a female.
>>709467900
I've got tee shirts older then you faggot. Try harder
>>709473845
Was talking about the beta comment, splooge lord.
>>709473731
Will do brother.
I expect to be rolling in pussy SECONDS after I put these on.
>>709474160
Yeah dude bro. You better get the matching life vest. Cuz you gonna be drowning 8n pussy
>>709473965
I was already jerking to pixelporn when this motherfucker was, so get on my level bitch...
sup niggers.
>>709474034
>off by a mile
>im not betafag kek
thats even worse. at least he has an excuse.
>>709473124
Nigga you gay
>>709474322
At first glance I was like, oh shit... a shaolin monk...
>>709474320
Ha ha ha. I'll try to be born earlier next time I guess. If it's any consolation the shirt is a misfits shirt. A band that broke up when I was born
i hate faggots. and israel.
>>709474450
yup, i'm so monkly
>>709473906
Boom roasted
>>709474322
Sup cracka
>Chads everywhere ITT
>>709474322
Lol you look like my dick bro...grow sum hair
>>709474635
nm. just messaging traps on CL.
>>709474550
you look like a huge faggot
ayri bi allah taba3ak
>>709474399
Lul..
>2016
>still trying this hard to start online arguments while being broke as fuck and living at home.
Enjoy that unemployment.
>>709474322
you look like a fucking pedophile.
>>709474886
>this fucking new
>this fucking triggered
whew lad.
>>709474441
Ehh, maybe a little. I've been insecure about looking gay so uhh thanks for that.
Is this pic gay too? even if its half my face
>>709475109
yes.
>you're fucked
>figuratively
>by a dick, literally
>>709474912
hell yeah, bro
r8 me /b/
>inb4 school shooter
>>709475488
You're trying too hard to make me more insecure.
3/10 too agressive
>>709474550
allah akbar
>>709475673
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
>>709475008
>wants to troll
>doesnt even know what to do when someone comes at him with reason
I wonder who is the newfriend here...
>>709475673
YOU UGLY CUNT OMFG AHAHAHAH
THAT FUCKING HAIR DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>709475109
It's only about half as gay as the first one.
>>709475931
Am I hot?
>>709475673
1/10 and the 1 is just because you are not physically crippled
>>709475806
if it's not obvious that you are by now, you're too new to be here.
>reason
>logic
>start online argumments
>KEK NECKBEARD ZOZZLE
>living at home
>BASEMENT DWELLER KEK GET A JOB
the funny parts where I'm not even trying. you're THIS butthurt over shit tier bants.
>>709475966
I dont know... ask a faggot, there are enough on this board.
>>709475966
No.
>>709466525
your not real your pretty this is the computert
Sup guys
>>709476121
You know what's really funny fatass? I'm not that tripfag and just commented on your obvious autism. Now suck your little brothers dick or something. Also I'm not proud to say so, but i am here for about a decade. Also my butthole feels good today.
You are just really bad at trolling and should maybe do something else like fishing.
>>709476151
>Acting as if men can rate other men and not be gay
>>709476397
What's up Wannabe Guevara?
>>709476113
Tits or gtfo
>>709476264
Bitch.
>>709476731
Should I lose the beard?
>>709476779
She's is an ugly fucking cow why do you even care to see her tits?
r8 my blonde goatee and I
>>709476627
>not that anon
>been here for a decade
>and STILL this easily rustled
sure thing, kiddo.
>maximum damage control
>>709476921
Fucking gross.
Shave it.
Any Halloween party plans?
>>709476986
Not with you
>>709476921
Holy shit dude shave that fucking forest on your chest.
>>709476113
You looked better when you were thinner
>>709476945 (cont)
Also, if you've been here for a decade you would've inb4'd this OBVIOUS response. nice try, 1/10 your samefagging needs work. here's your final (you).
>>709476666
Ok... if you insist on it...
For me maybe a 6-7/10 since you are pretty feminin for a boy. On the other hand my 10/10 boy would pretty much be a complete trap. The scale is flawed though cause compared to girls you'd only be a 2/10...
You happy now?
>>709477061
I'll give it a racing stripe. Vroom Vroom!!! Errrrt!
Too old? HA
Hey rate?
>>709476397 (cont)
Can I get a rate?
>>709476945
I dont think you know how to figure out if you triggered someone.
>no jimmies were rustled tonight
>>709476986
wow stewie2k!
@709475509
@709477170
You're not getting a (You) from me - so fuck right off
>>709477306
No way!
>>709476986
Jontron?
>>709477170
what are you?
>>709477306
Well I guess I have to look him up
>>709477353
Lol@nub
>>709477391
A human male lol? xd
>>709477267
>still talking
>not rustled
>>709474399
>tfw all he did was call you a betafag and you spent this entire thread proving him right
>>709477375
Fuck me. Now I KNOW I have a paper macheté parrot somewhere
>>709477259
thats not you you fat fuck failure
>>709477353
???
>>709477546
Proof?
>>709473883
You got more?
>>709477505
>every one who keeps answering is "rustled"
>nobody is bored at 4chan
you are not the brightest candle on the cake are you?
>>709477443
Do you wish not to be sometimes?
>>709477082
I know lel. Doesn't stop my fiancee from fucking me though
>>709476666
>>709477684
What do you mean lol im fine being a human male xd
Alright enough fucking around.
Did any of you know that David Blaine has his own TV show?
>>709477737
wtf does this even mean.
>>709477736
lol sharpie in pooper right now whore!
>>709475109
If you don't want to look gay, do something about that flaming hairstyle you flaunt.
>>709466525
https://youtu.be/nHfy5N-fml8
>>709477815
Yet you act like a feminine trap who's boi pussy needs attention
>>709477815
>>709477684
>>709477443
>>709477391
>>709477170
>>709477884
that means john got dubs newfriend.
>>709477935
what is that thing though? never saw it before
Faggots. All of you.
>>709477896
What's wrong with it? You cant even see all of it in the picture.
A haircut that is short on the sides and longer on the top will make your face look taller and will show off your face and make it look slimmer and in the process you will have a more defined jawline.
I want a nice jawline.
>>709477>>709477737
rawr xd >.<
>>709477926
I guess I kinda look a little feminine lol
>>709477935
What are you on about lol i'm real if ur saying im a bait lol heres another pic so do 1
>>709475109
>maybe a lil
How's about we get a shirtless pic gayboi
>>709478079
>>709478103
/thread.
>>709477987
oh thanks, didnt notice the file name
>>709478103
wow girl you look lile a perfectly sane, not fucked up girl. wanna make babies?
i am gabe newell by the way.
>>709478103
Y-you.. BTW do you have bags under your eyes?
>>709478150
>>709478341
Congrats u found my twitter *claps*
>>709478311
Gabe Newell, I'm definitely not sane if I'm on this website :) Thanks though! Haha
>>709478439
good.
>>709478317
M-me...?! Most likely. Or could be Snapchat filter kek
>>709478479
Least it proves im real anyway lol
>>709478439
>4 different twitter accounts
>"lol u found my twitter x3"
>>709477170
ur hair is shit, not bad face
>>709478511
Are you chubby and flat? That's not agood combo.
>>709478103
fat with small tits
>>709478620
How would you recommend I change it?
>>709478684
Nice b8 m8, jog on :)!
>>709478546
>>709478619
this.
Unless you're "Liam Clegg" who lives in the UK.
liam clegg
>>709475109
Chicks love guys that look like you right now, fuck you.
Fuck me up fam
>>709478439
im bored... so let's put him on craigslist, order pizza and hookers. who's down? for the lulz!
>>709478786
just stop please, you don't even put out your entire face. Fucking woman.
>>709478773
"That's it then, I've moved into my own place, glad I have friends and family who support me. :)"
>>709478786
you already are fam
>>709477170
ugly trany beiber/10
Me?
Hey hello guys and friends plz r8 no h8
>>709478786
14 years old?
i'd fuck your asshole
>>709478726
depending on how broad forehead is, you could try some other styles that dont cover it. That bieber shit has been done.
>>709478769
ok now im kinda scared lol but yup
>>709478887
post feet/asshole/tits
>>709478887
https://twitter.com/mgoodwinski
>>709478786
you want to get cum-tributed fuckboy?
>>709477170
>liam clegg
https://twitter.com/liamclegg17
>>709478887
Is ur dad ugly and your mom pretty?
>>709478814
lol
>>709478887
tits or gtfo, also timestamp
>>709478913
>>709478887
lol you got a whoreface. post asshole!
>>709478936
Okay my forehead is normal not too big not too small, could try some other stiles I guess, thanks.
>>709479072
topkek
>>709478887
found twitter
https://twitter.com/mgoodwinski
>>709475673
why did you glue your ear to the side of your head?
>>709478994
Ok lol am i famous now keepo i did it mum
>>709479159
look up face shapes.
>>709479231
ohshitnigger.jpg
>>709478887
>>709479305
lets have some fun.
>>709479064
you'll be done laughing soon liam. I make tripfags an hero since 2005. :)
>>709466525
That beard won't hide your fat fucking face no matter how much you grow it you chinless faggot
>>709474550
Isreal willbe our allies when we carpet bomb your family out of existance
>>709479280
Okay I'll have a look, thanks for ur constructive criticism.
>>709479356
jesus, this is why I dont post my face on /b/
>>709479381
Can I ask why are you doing this lol? Feel big harassing some guy over the internet ey?
I want to die
>>709479516
>being this clueless
>>709479247
Reign it in, sweetheart, you ain't famous.
>>709478103
tits or gtfo whore
>>709479616
Kek
>>709479662
I was being sarcastic lol
>>709479516
how is this important? dont care for my motives, care about how you'll go on with your life...
>>709479739
>>709479638
>famous
not yet but you will be.
>>709478511
No that's the nose cow-ring. You know, the thing you put a lark's head on and then tie to a post with a half hitch when you don't want your heifer to wander yonder.
>>709479616
no mate you should live
>>709479811
i dont have any nudes lol
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>>709479905
>>709479789
Can u stop
>>709479462
Lol don't think much of it. Your not really upset some autist got hold of your Twitter are you?
>>709479616
Na, go to an art gallery/studio some cute hipster chick will love you. Lucky fag.
>>709476397
Come back steve, I miss you.
>>709480071
I'm not that anon you fucking nigger
>>709480071
Yeah, it's like a random on twitter clicking on your profile for a look, nothing. It probably happens every minute or so, there's a lot of people on twitter you know. It's nothing.
>>709479811
how am i gonna be famous what are you on about lol, i'd rather not ty
>>709480198
My bad lol must have read it wrong. It's 12 am after all
>>709480068
i can, but im not sure if i want to.... i didnt have old /b/ fun in a while....also there are already 15 ppl in irc :-/
>>709480568
Ik but its kind of scary having my personal shit on 4Chan, pls can you stop lol all I did was post a mic on here for the thread of rating, didn't do you harm
>>709480568
pic*
pretty hilarious
>>709466525
mike young stop posting on /b/
www•instagram•com/mikeyoungvb/
>>709476945
Here faggot that's what happens if you do it right... you fucking newfriends think you are the freshest shit but can't even scare normies...
>>709480724
>>709466525
shirtless pic pls
>>709481185
>filename
>>709481553
>>709481396
>>709477031
upvote
>>709473124
FUCCBOI
>>709481673
Upvote? Are you nigger retarded?
>>709481863
>pass user calling others fuckboi
>>709473701
Someone call NatGeo because I've never seen one of these whatever-the-hell's before
>>709480724
>>709481855
mixed reviews, it seems.
>>709474322
What's up? Your fucking hairline. Shit's in a greater recession than the economy under Obama.
>>709475109
You look like Mr. Robot
>>709474550
You look like you can't fight.
>>709474590
Kacey?
>>709482009
>>709481967
>"buttaface" trap.
mixed indeed.
>>709475109
You're like Mr. Robot if he didn't look like he was on full blown crystal meth.
>>709475673
Looks like LeafyIsHere's autistic cousin
>>709476113
So yeah why are you not topless?
>>709482375
dont. we haven't asked yet on purpose.
>>709476921
Are you an MMA fighter?
>>709478103
Fatass
>>709478814
I'm down.
>>709466525
29 year old with a solid apartment to my name, a gf, a 2015 golf, semi /fit and studying my bachelors
Who cares about age
damage control, huh?
Fuck it.
>>709471873
This man literally pulled a chris pratt
Same picture from a few weeks ago.
Any long haired homies on tonight?
>>709482820
too much scooby snacks/10
Sup /b/ros rate me
>>709482982
0/10
would delete from emails.
>>709471873
Good job on losing the weight, fam. You look good.
>>709482820
You look like an Allman brother
Im the one on the left.
>>709483092
Forgot pic
>>709483127
you mean the one disrespecting the uniform?
>>709483136
>acne
>fucking
>everywhere
let's see what ya got
R8 me pls
>>709483234
I found everything out of the trash. I have fun in my gear /b/ro.
>>709483234
Muhh unifoarms
>>709483292
6/10 get a camera from this century.
>>709483367
S-sorry
>>709483275
Jesus fuck. You look like one of the wild hipsters that roam around my town.
>>709483274
Eh, not really. Just some scarring that's not noticeable unless there's some serious ass lighting on it.
>>709483292
>>709483136
>>709479616
Damn guys, fucking smile or something.
>>709483275
Curly mustaches don't really look good on anyone, but you pull it off OK. You look like a bro, 9/10
>>709478966
I wouldn't be laughing if I were in your position...
>>709483458
Yeah I have that shit too. But in my defense, I went through puberty when I was in 5th grade. I mean c'mon, what could I do?
>tfw you kids are too young to remember Retin-A Micro
>>709479516
Because you awakened the beast.
>>709483412
you talk like a faggot
>>709483292
o shit and you look like one
>>709483458
8/10 anymore shirtless pics?
>>709479739
Keep being sarcastic and see what happens.
>>709483633
Someone get this hothead outta here
Get on my level you cucks
>>709480068
MOMMY MAKE HIM STAHP!
>>709483681
Have at it, gay-/b/ro
>>709483702
Not him, but you asked to be rated. You got your rating, now fuck off. This is /b/ after all.
>>709483457
fuck, you caught me. how will i ever go into the coffee shop again.
>>709483467
Thanks anon.
>>709483092
>>709482795
Cheers, here's me fat almost exactly 3 years ago
>>709483633
>>709483844
I came for the ratings but I'm staying for your dubs :^)
>>709482980
That's a first.. never been compared to shaggy.
>>709483093
Love classic rock but don't know much of the Allman brothers unfortunately.
>>709483912
>>709483830
I'm le 4chan grill
Thank u anon
>>709483830
nice body dude
>>709484024
>you
>>709480724
>>709480724
https://www.facebook com/liam.clegg.5832
You're fucking with the wrong people.
>>709483333
>quads
>>709483341
>>709481915
>is literally 14
>claiming not to be a fuccboi
Nigga square the fuck up
>>709484429
for a second there, I almost believed. I am disappoint.
>>709484429
cringed
kill yourself newfag
>>709484429
I didn't fuck with anyone all i did is post a pic of myself on here, for the rate thing. Seriously, are you that sad to go and find all my shit?
>>709466525
I like how you felt the need to flex, use abusive lighting, and angled your body with your arms completely forward to take a pic for /b/. You say this is a faces of /b/ thread but your face is the only part of you not in the light. You made this thread to obtain narcissistic attention and nothing else.
>>709484459
My helmet in the photo is actually a Czechoslovakian M52 steel helmet.
>>709483234
Not disrespecting anything im just equipped with some gear. Im going to use this stuff if the world goes to shit and I need some gear you know? My jacket has little slots on the inside I was going to get some armor plates.
>>709483830
Where's your chest? Typical >hurr curls 4 the gurls faggot
Here's a pic of me being groovy
>>709484848
Fuck I forgot the pic
>>709484695
What a faggot. League of Legends cake? KYS
>>709484965
why do you look like a lounge singer from a gay bar in the 50s?
>>709484826
Fuck outta here. Max bench is 345.
>>709484965
Would pay 2 bitcoin to have your thick white man meat in my pooper
>>709485055
OH MY GOD are you fucking serious?!
what the fuck, Liam? you're not even trying.
Alpha male checking in
>>709485087
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130480343
>>709485165
10/10
>>709485165
Are you a black bear or some shit?
>>709485165
God that chest hair. Its a new hybrid of neckbeard.
>>709485172
You brought up my chest, fag. Why would I not rebuttal with a chest subject?
>>709474550
ata ben zona
>>709485297
Holy shit, i thought that was a shirt at first. my fucking sides
>>709485245
would you stop posting please
>>709485063
Sheeit, thanks for the compliment.
But really I spent $15 tops at a salvation army and put together a sick leprachaun-lookin' 1990's era drug-addled talkshow host outfit for the helluvit
>>709485370
>being this defensive
>>709485418
Liam shut up
>>709485514
>being a pass user since 2015
>>709485245
>>709485514
lol why do you pay to lose some of youre anony
>>709485490
So you did that on purpose?
You're a poor Austin Powers remix...on purpose?
>>709485165
Legendary chest beard/10 I thought I would never see one in my lifetime.
>>709485595
VPN
>>709485087
Man you're so gay and you don't even know it.
>>709485812
Absolutely not. I am fully aware of how much of a fag I am.
>>709485165
You kinda look like you're popping out of a hairy pussy
>>709485165
thought it was a shirt too. jesus fucking christ.
>26yo
>been going bald since 17
"anon you look so much better bald!"
>mfw
>>709486093
>going bald
why? genetics?
>>709486147
Cancer anon
>>709485551
>being this new
>>709486147
Dunno. Never wore hats, like at all, but everyone else (at least on my moms side of the family) has hair. Even fucking 70 year old grandfather has more hair than i do.
Dunno about my dads side since he left before I was old enough to remember him. Think I was just unlucky.
>>709486093
>>709486147
>>709486241
top milkdude
>>709486241
I wish, at least then I'd have a reason.
>>709486261
Has to be your dads side then. That sucks. But people are probably right, you look...okay...bald.
>>709485245
I was nicknamed the sasquatch by my friends lol
>>709485597
Sort of. But it all started a month ago when there was an extravagant event in my city, hosting a venue where the top local chef's could compete under the observation of international judges to see who could make the best dish. I bought a ticket and was told to dress a tad spiffier.I did what I could, and on that day I woke up at 3PM, drove to the thrift store, and an hour later was at the event dressed up. I originally had a tie that was predominantly a warm pink blending with mock-watercolor beige/smoke colors. The picture in question though was taken more recently on a night where I threw the jacket on but because it was chilly outside. I sincerely hope my input has made certain quiestions at hand more so clearer for you to dwell upon.
>>709486412
>looks better in this photo
Get better angles you fucking nigger
>>709486396
If I had some old pictures of me I'd post them. Brief discription though.
>dark brown hair
>curly as fuck
>down to middle of my back
>constantly mistaken as a native despite not being very tanned.
Now people call me mr.clean and it fucking pisses me off.
