kemono
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kemono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv_NC4eVAIg
No lag here, don't know what you're talking about.
>>709453908
3 was actually an excellent experience I thought it was far and away better than 2 and the pvp was on par with 1, if clearly somewhat changed
and halberds were broken
I haven't played it for months though
>the fairer sex
not on my watch
Nibi, YOU PERSONALLY not having a problem does not mean the problem didn't exist
this is like object permanence 101 you dingbat
>>709454058
I believe I remember some trends. It was what, rapier?
And dark sword or something.
You were the one who gave me the idea for my weapon in DS1, and I was always Pursuer's GS in 2.
Actually If I didnt have problems then it didnt exist.
>>709454236
There is no such thing as racism.
Nobody's ever been racist against me.
>no fucking idea who you are though
When I was in 8th grade I used to post here. Now I'm college sophomore age, but I'm not in college since my parents forced me to drop out. I'm a NEET.
No need to talk about those complaints though.
I have a message for Clint next time I see him, though. And does anyone know how mysword is doing? I hope he never joined the navy like he was thinking of doing.
>>709454195
Fucking sexyass dudebros...
Almost 7/10 fights in 3 I would be slashed by a person in another room or a field away.
>>709454316
Wait, what did I inspire you to use in ds1? I should really remember this shit better.
The estoc and the dark sword were meta - but they weren't that broken. True broken was the black knight halberd. Just space with that shit until you get a hit, convert into the combo, and then if they're not dead spam a rapier until they get nicked with something.
>>709454369
I'm not sure if that's a shot at me or not.
>>709454390
yet another kid younger than me, as usual. I don't think sword joined the navy, he is definitely working on a boat, though, and whenever he comes back he's kind of an asshole. so fuck that guy
>>709453936
>kemono
1000 years wait for this thread!
I have question, can someone suggest book or any kind of source for the how to draw it?
>>709454604
I wonder what he's doing on a boat, then. He was a really wonderful guy when I knew him. He's a good person.
>>709454798
ladies plz. the men are talking
Fite me irl, Nibi.
>>709454604
Man-serpent greatsword. You gave me a build and I enjoyed it and stuck with it.
Still sucked at PvP, but if I got one hit with my GS and fullly upgraded darkmoon blade, you were fucked up.
And I'm shooting at you, yes.
As for kid, I turn 20 in November.
>>709454764
Something that makes money, I gathered. And I too remember a sword that wasn't an enormous jackass, but that sword hasn't showed up recently. If you see him, tell him we miss him.
>>709454872
Oh cool. Yeah that shit was pretty lit, although strength was really sub-viable in dark souls 1 pvp even with it.
I've never claimed racism doesn't exist.
>>709454944
I turn 22 in february, you infant.
>>709455000
>be me
>play a faith build through every souls game
>ds3 comes out
>finally decide to play mage
>it's nerfed to shit
Oh well. At least they got a big ass laser beam
How about you suck my dick irl you fucking kunt.
>>709454944
Wow, what a fine man you've grown up to be.
Your maturity is startling.
>>709455000
I still enjoyed it. I realized shortly after getting online that people were pretty privy to it, but just made me try harder.
Then I wasn't shooting, I guess.
>>709455152
you should've tried playing fucking int in PvE. Every boss laughs at magic damage
>>709455209
it's all about reaction difficulty, there's basically no swing from a greatsword of any description you can't hard react to. In dark souls 3 the only reason strength weapons are viable is because they put super armor on a ton of different attack animations which lets you trade easily.
and I guess the great club was ok in ds1 since the hitboxes were broken
>>709455000
>>709455055
Ah, so you're an adult. Neat.
I sent an email to him just now, but the address is from 2013/2014
>>709455209
I exist. I mostly go to mature boards, but yes, I do recognise the sarcasm.
>>709455386
I gave up halfway through and made a faith build. 10x easier.
Also
>tears of denial
god tier miracle
How about nah. I don't suck pathetic virgin dick. Or non-virgins. Or anyone, for that matter. But especially not people who spell "cunt" as "kunt."
>>709455386
Gotta fake em out yooo.
Plus I'm gay and use plenty of items and of course darkmoon, so that gives me enough of an annoying edge.
I don't need everything to be to my advantage.
>>709455472
Stop reminding me, it's miserable enough up here.
I can contact him for you.
>>709455534
Tiers of denial is absolutely garbage game design that unnecessarily rewards bad play in PvP. Fuck that spell.
>>709455546
I do, I play fox. It confuses me when I don't have the best options available.
But of course I've played unviable builds a good deal, just for fun.
>People say virginity is a non-issure
>Literally everything is about the virginity
Every day my hatred for humans is justified more and more.
>>709455789
People say a lot of things, the only thing we can truly trust in is glorious horse cock.
Caitlyn is a virgin too, nibbles, he only mentioned that because he knew it'd get to you. Kind of a self fulfilling prophecy at this point.
Don't worry. The state of your virginity doesn't matter to me.
>>709455705
I usually like to embrace high-tier strats in like games, but I hardly ever go to the extreme top.
Fun is the more important part. Maybe.
>>709455887
He is not a virgin
>>709455705
See, your reaction is why I love the tears so much.
They make people cry. If I had 500 souls for every person I killed because of a clutch save from the tears I'd have 80 in every attribute
>>709455887
It's not your normal everyday virginity.
It's advanced virginity.
But yeah I fuck dudes, see below for evidence.
VVVVVVVVV
>>709455999
>>709455952
In truth, I never played top tier builds in dark souls for that long per game, because they were too strong. It's not like melee where even if I play fox, every mistake gets me obliterated, and there's a deep range of options - using darkmoon blade + falchion in dark souls 1 is the same thing every time. It's awful boring.
>>709455999
he literally is
>>709456106
Don't bullshit me, you only have eyes for cartoon cats.
>>709456049
ok? I don't care that you use it, it's in the game, but it's a terrible mechanic and I'm calling it what it is
I've only been able to fuck dudes: no women yet, unfortunately.
I am here to improve this thread
>>709456223
Wrong, people these days dont reach virginity beyond 17-18.
cartoon cats are alright
>>709456223
Pffff I that was my last build in the first game. Fun fun stuff.
I just pretend guys irl are cartoon cats. Close your eyes, and you don't have to know who you're fucking / getting fucked by if you have a vivid enough imagination.
I-I'm a virgin too
Dudes are better than women in all areas anyway, not sure what the problem is.
>>709456361
actually it was going pretty well anyway but I suppose you can't hurt.
>>709456413
you are an accomplished idiot
>>709456455
see I know you're kidding but I definitely do that
>>709456361
Yumemi is better.
>>709456515
Last week you said im "literally retarded" which is it?
>>709456413
I'd say I'm more of a virgin now than I was then.
18 or so was probably my most explorative and vulnerable age.
>>709456515
Okay seriously what the fuck.
>>709456515
Hello Julian, how are you?
>>709456527
>
>>709456527
>pc98 character
you're some sort of hipster
>>709456654
all of the above
>>709456681
Sometimes sex gets boring in the middle of it so I fantasize about it being less boring, that's all.
>I'd say I'm more of a virgin now than I was then
90% sure that's not how that works
>>709456794
old and aging
>>709456857
Good means for you to stop talking to me then.
>>709456857
When you put it that way, it sounds better. But still,
>sometimes sex gets boring in the middle of it
Isn't it supposed to be fun? I thought that was why people did it.
100% sure that's how it works. Virginity ages like a fine wine.
>>709456857
As are we all.
Should I play games, or do my math homework?
Math homework is worth nothing so it's not a big deal not doing it.
>>709456515
As a bisexual, I want both.
>>709457194
Just do it in the morning
>>709457034
I'm holding out hope that you'll be less dense someday
>>709457103
Yeah, I mean, you haven't had sex, but it's mostly a pretty straightforward procedure, and not everyone's good at it, so sometimes it's just very rote, and my mind wanders all the time under the best of circumstances.
I don't think I've ever sucked dick while thinking about dicks.
>>709457194
play games, fuck homework
>>709457328
The class is IN the morning
>>709457387
Will do, homework shall be set aside.
What have you been up to today?
hey people, what's up?
I'm replying so slowly today. Sex is fun, but sometimes you feel empty if you know the other person is as dull as a box of rocks.
>>709457387
The more I think about it, the more I'd think you're right. The beginning and ending seem far more entertaining. You should try focusing one time.
I don't think I've ever thought about dicks. Ever.
>>709457387
An open mind is like an open wound
>>709454105
dont fuck me or my son ever again
>>709457589
>class in the mornign
right, so do it before class. In the morning. It's math, it'll take like 40 minutes at worst
https://discord.gg/xgAH8
Furry erp discord
>>709457636
deep af
>>709457659
t. wife's son
>>709457751
Deep like how deep you take dicks.
>>709457589
Went to class, fucked up a quiz, ate pizza, went to work, played a lot of melee.
The usual grind.
>>709457615
I bore easily in other contexts too, is the thing. Sex just is neither enough intellectual or physical stimulation to compel me. Maybe if I got some really kinky situations I'd like it more.
>>709457636
I'm not asking you to have an open mind, nibbles, I want you to have a FUNCTIONAL one.
>>709457632
Exactly! Sex is best at the very edges of the experience.
Perhaps I should. I could also try focusing on other things, like my schoolwork, the hobbies I sometimes want to pursue, etc. But it's not who I am.
>>709457712
It takes longer than 40 minutes.
>>709457736
Kill yourself
>>709457736
looks like cancer
>>709457958
>It takes longer than 40 minutes.
this is the best reason to NOT do it
anything that takes longer than 20 minutes is way too long
>>709457956
Sounds pretty fun, I also ate some pizza today.
>>709457892
Glad you agree.
No depth at all.
>>709457956
I could try not focusing on food, but that'd be too hard.
>>709458048
>>709457958
This is true. If you're being assigned frivolous busy work like that it's not worth doing as it won't help you learn the material at all
>thread name: kemono
>no kemono pics
why live
>>709458054
but you didn't play melee? poor show, kill yourself
>>709458110
Do you FOCUS on food, or does it merely compel you? After all, I don't focus on melee, really, I don't spend nearly enough time developing and refining my gameplay to actually improve, it's just a source of occupation that draws me in as inevitably as the setting of the sun
>>709457956
I understand, in a way. My mind often wonders off during masturbation, but never during sex. I just love sucking dick.
Wish I could find someone to suck his dick on a more consistent schedule. I only sucked dick twice this year.
>>709457956
I have no desire if I cant have what I want.
>>709458142
OP's image is kemono. This one is too.
>>709458265
I have no one to play melee with.
I miss it, but with no friends I would just have to farm bots all day.
>>709458265
It's more like I can't bear the thought of spending the evening without an excessive amount of food in tow. The very thought is enough to drive me crazy, so I just oblige it because it has worn me down so many times and I'm just in fear of it now.
Anyone got some comics?
>>709458456
I sucked dick a few times this year, but it was the same person each time, and haven't since then, so I suppose I'm a bit out of practice. But I'm so unmotivated.
>>709458569
You can have what you want, if you go get it, but I do not care what you want, I care what I want. Which is for you to send some energy to that underutilized frontal lobe of yours, finally.
>>709458588
I don't think I can go back to not having friends to play melee with. Life without melee is really difficult.
>>709458609
It's an addiction, a compulsion, not a focus, they're not the same thing.
Also
>that image
>not complaining about smash 4 during the shipping conversation and saying fox/fox on FD is the OTP
>>709458899
I have gotten used to having no friends, I cannot really picture having them to play melee with.
>>709458899
Every time I've sucked dick in my life, people said it was good, with some people saying it was the best they've ever gotten.
I don't know how... it started even with the first guy. I think it's enthusiasm rather than practice, to an extent.
>>709459039
I seem to take my friends for granted. I should do more with them, but whenever I get home from class and melee I just don't want to talk to anybody.
>>709459124
Have you considered the possibility that it could be flattery?
>>709458899
It actually hit me hard tonight when me and my roommate went out to get ice cream and he randomly found a subreddit /r/stopdrinking. He kept asking questions about how people are addicted and what they think, and I was effectively able to make him understand due to my experience with food.
We can't all have opinions so perfect as yours.
>>709458899
I dont care what you want, you are useless. If we were on a ship I would throw you overboard for being dead weight.
>>709459184
Yikes, you're right. Maybe they're just desperate to have anyone, including me, suck their dick again. Damn.
I hope I'm good at sucking dick, though. It's fun for me.
Martin, clint would like you to simply post whatever your message is in the thread
>>709459363
Perhaps he can help you by virtue of adjacency.
And you CAN have opinions as perfect as mine, just have my opinions.
>>709459466
hey, feel free to adhere to your self serving biases, they're not necessarily wrong and they feel good besides
>>709459466
practice makes perfect. It doesn't really matter if it's flattery because if you do it enough it'll be a fact
>>709459612
Why can't he arrive here? Anyways, my message for him:
Some newtripfag told me you're doing anal with Katz. I think that's disgusting and you should do frot instead. <3 enjoy
Dicks are nasty and have all sorts of unpleasant smells (possibly diseases)
>>709459612
Not much to help.
It's pretty much slowly killing me and that's fine.
Not like it'd have time to show any negative effects on my health. I'd be gone before that point. Shit, this is getting complainy again.
I'd need a list of all your opinions first.
>>709459955
Dicks smell good.
Anyways, dark mage guy, how're you contacting clint and swordy anyways? What protocol? Email? IRC? XMPP?
>>709459955
cock smells great though
>>709459959
I'm not sure how the signs of ill health wouldn't be visible before your death from overconsumption, but whatever you say.
Melee is the only worthwhile smash game; life as the repeated propagation of sufferings big and small morally shouldn't exist, but is impossible to categorically eradicate, so morality is ultimately irrelevant; civilizations are contingent on the genes of the people making them up.
Those are the big 3, feel free to throw other topics at me to opine on.
>>709460165
well, clint's on steam. I don't talk to sword outside of threads but there used to be an IRC we'd hang out on, that's long gone I think.
>>709460165
>>709460166
Found the people who do jenkem
>>709459955
How many dicks have you smelled so far?
You can't make such a claim without a good sample size.
>>709460283
Implied suicide due to mental degradation before physical degradation.
I'll keep my own opinions. I'm my own man.
>>709460476
mine
>>709460283
I see. I myself use email, IRC, and XMPP. I don't have Steam installed ever, and I rarely have Skype installed.
I like smash bros melee but I only own brawl.
>>709460474
Jenkem sounds like a thing more for anal fetishists.
>>709460476
I too wish to die.
Giving people the impression I'm at their beck and call is the wrong impression to give and is disrespectful to myself- Besides, I'm always watching in some capacity.
>>709460476
Oh, yes. I don't think suicide is all that common a symptom of addiction, though...could be wrong about that since it's kind of a guess.
You're your own man, but you'd be a better man with my opinions.
>>709460661
Oh dear, you're a young man but a technological dinosaur. Voluntarily, I imagine, but still.
I recommend shattering your brawl disk, praying to whatever gods you believe in for forgiveness, and getting melee immediately.
>>709460718
Oh you are not.
Nibi sucks at beer pong.
>>709460588
So you have no sample size. Try to go out and sniff more cocks.
>>709460822
You're implying dinosaurs are superior technology here. I myself prefer mammals. Joking aside, quality > youth/age concerns.
Subspace emissary is fun.
>>709460588
Ouch. No need to be so hard on yourself.
>>709460661
Obligatory "my pain is worse" reply to prove that my dick is bigger than yours.
>>709460822
You're right; I've always wanted to commit suicide since I was but a boy.
You need other people to have different opinions. Otherwise, who would you argue with?
>>709461054
It wasn't a contest, but empathy. I wish you the best of luck in dying, even though luck is worthless and fake.
>>709461054
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
>>709461027
You know, a communication device is only as valuable as the people who actually use it...which is why perhaps you might want to think about investing in something besides ancient technology.
>Subspace emissary is fun.
Take an abominably bad platformer with no vestige of functional physics and dead slow movement. Now take that platformer and add to it a thousand repetitive enemies who attack slowly, die slowly, and generally irritate you until they evaporate from the screen. You have a pretty shitty game.
>>709461054
Haven't we all? That's the dream.
I do, but I'd like YOU to have the exact same opinions as me, especially about whether you should fuck me or not.
>>709461243
I just don't have the time to die.
>>709461376
As long as your opinion is NO, then sure.
>>709461268
fug u nigger
>>709461376
Love you badj~
>>709460661
yeah, you. ass sniffer.
>>709460905
no
>>709461499
no means yes, yes means anal
>>709461506
pardon
>>709461524
Why not? It's great
>>709461574
You're super duper cute, badj.
>>709461574
Or no could mean that I'd just never let you be physically in my proximity in both of our lifetimes.
>>709461054
men dont wash, so in retrospect I stopped washing too.
>>709461714
I'm fairly certain you know this already but I am not badger.
>>709461793
Oh it'll happen.
>>709461870
I thought badj shitposted witches sometimes
>>709461665
I hate men
#third wave feminism
Wait I hate women too tho
>>709461800
That's pretty nasty.
I can't go a day without showering.
>>709461870
No, it won't.
It's pretty easy to prevent if at least one of us is unwilling.
Who hate all humans here?
>>709462099
But anon I love you
>>709462082
no, I'm subjectivefag, badger is my disciple...but I don't recall him ever using my avatars.
>>709462163
Ah but you're willing, you're just being coy since I'm doing the sex thing.
>>709462185
go away jinka
>>709462163
Doing basically anything is a chore. I cut out what I dont need.
>>709462185
I'm not an edgy preteen so no.
>>709462254
Believe what you want.
After all, as I said, all it takes is one.
It doesn't matter what you think.
>>709462335
Do you exercise?
Isn't that a chore?
>>709462254
>>709462354
I'm serious
