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Dubs tell me what to do, even fuck my cat
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>>709449824
Fuck cat, post pics.
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>>709449938
Will do, bump for cat
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Maybe you're just asking for reassurance e.e
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>>709449824
>>709449938
>>709449938
Rolling
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>>709450052
>>709450052
Rer
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eat shit
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>>709449938
Roll
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slit wrists
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kys
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eat your cat
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Dick inside cat.
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>>709450199
Oh damn op do it
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>>709450199
Winrar
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>>709450311
top tier winrar
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>>709450311
WINRAR GET THE OVEN ON OP
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Get your cat to fuck you and stream it.

If it won't, stuff it up your ass and stream that.
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>>709450199
>>709450311
Sorry lad
I will fuck my cat
Try again
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>>709450502
pussy
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Op will become an hero when he trys to fuck his cat and it rips his dick off
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>>709450311
KEK>>709450269
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Fuck your cat
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>>709450502
Pics and timestamp you fucc
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>>709450502
That is my cat
Wait I must catch her.
Little bitch
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>>709449824
you better do this
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I'm actually fucking scared
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If Op is a faggot and fucks his cat can I be in the screen cap
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>>709450974
>implying OP will actually deliver

He is probably going to put that edgy rekt thread photo on here with the guy and the dead cat like a faggot.
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>>709449824
i was the one that rolled dubs, can i be in screen cap pls? ;)
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>>709451023
No. Stop being a cringey faggot. Contribute some fucking quality content of some kind to the thread and earn your place in the screen cap. Fucking loser. Bet you like trophies for participation too.
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>>709451154
Seriously I can't fucking catch my cat to fucl it >>709451154
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>>709451265
No you weren't faggot
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>>709451499
fucking faggot kys asap
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>>709451530
ye i was nigga
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>>709451499
What are you? Fucking obese. Is that why you want to fuck your cat. Someone told you to eat it but you were like "nah I'll fuck it" it looks like you were looking for an excuse to fuck it you obese freak.
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>>709451636
But I want to live :<
I will catch my cat and I will fuck it :<
Even if I must deliver it in the next threads I WILL FUCKING DELIVER.
I AM FUCKING MIDDLE RUSSIA AND I WILL DELIVER
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>>709451806
Kek
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>>709451808
run you fat slav
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>>709449824
FUCK YOUR CAT
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>>709451806
>>709451806
I' am 158lbs you fucking faggot
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>>709451972
post pic with time stamp to show you are not a fat cunt
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>>709451499
How much of a fucking lumbering autist do you have to be to not be able to catch a cat inside your house?
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>>709451972
Let me catch a fucking cat and I will fuck it.
Bump this for me
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>>709451972
If that's true you must be a bumbling fucking slav if you can't catch a fucking housecat.
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>>709449824
Catch cat and fuck it now. Post pics of dick in pussy pussy
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>>709449824
Dick in the pussy's pussy you pussy
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>>709452157
R o l l
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end your life>>709449824
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>>709451972
>How do you know what pounds are if you're a slav? Were your parents kgb or some shit?
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>>709451703
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>>709452509
shit tier meme
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>>709449824
Today OP was a fat fucking pussy for not being able to catch a pussy in his house and fuck it in the pussy
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>>709449824
if you don't fuck the cat at least slap it in the face with your cock
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>>709452698
Hard todo with a 2 incher
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>>709452698
>>709452664
>>709452343
>>709452337
>>709452157
It was hard but I fuck it.
I'm tired and I have fucking internet to tell you what lbs is in fucking kg damnit, i'm not a moron
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>>709452931
The absolute madman
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Sharpened pencil in urethra
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>>709452931
>>709453039
will do if dubs
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>>709453039
roll
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Slav squat in your adidas tracksuit and shoes.
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Fuck your toaster with it plugged in
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>>709453115
Fakin do it faggot
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>>709453239
Rollin
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>>709453299
WINRAR
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>>709453239
I'll do it to if dubs
I have Puma but fuck it and gas mask
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>>709453299
winrar
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>>709453115
Let me do a foto for you nice anon
I am a masochist
Dump it
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>>709453239
Rolling
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Only one bad pic? Doesnt seem believable OP.
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>>709453628
Well get dubs and he'll post more.
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well this is interesting, glad i skipped out on sleep for this.
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Video?
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>>709453706
Lets see
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take a shit and smear it over your monitor
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>>709449824
Sharpie in pooper
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Dubs to cum on the cat
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Oi op I'm fucking waiting
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>>709453872
Roll
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>>709453872
Rollin
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Dip finger in alcohol and set it on fire
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>>709453926
Roll
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Show me dem toesies op.
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>>709454022
WINRAR
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>>709454022
Ayyyy
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>>709453299
Well... I did it
And it fucking pain in my ass
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>>709454120
that's not your fucking urethra op
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Slap your cat with ur cock
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>>709454022
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
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>>709454120
OP will be urethrekt.
I'm waiting.
Also, fuck the cat first.
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>>709454252
That's not urethrea but it fucking pain ;_;
I will try but you must dump more faggots;
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>>709454120
Either a really small or your bellend is the size of a watermellon
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>>709454252
This!!
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put needle or thumb tack through nipple
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>>709454406
>>709454252
Both
Any my dick hurt as fuck and my dick hurt as fuck
But slav bro deliver
And I'm not a puting bro
Fucking captcha
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>>709455250
Anus*
Fuck me sorry I'm russia
I could speak normally in english but sorry I must stay in my stereotypes
Another pictiure of my cat
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>>709455250
TIMESTAMP
please be real.
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>>709455250
op... Are you okay?
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>>709451972
You're a midget then. That's good, an obese midget's dick will be less painful for the cat.
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>>709455250
slav bro delivers
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>>709455250
>>709455808
You are right ;_
;>>709455864
I need more fags to do a more things
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eat a stick of butter
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>>709455994
I will do that even without a dubs damnit xD
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Draw yourself eating a stick of butter.
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>>709455975
Pour vodka on your head and set fire to it
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>>709456098
lets see it then slav bro
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>>709456155
>>709456098
Wait for it and I will deliver
Let it live /b/
And give me more audience
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>>709456155
Winner! OP use the urethra pencil. The Penis Pencil. The Dick Bic. Use it.
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>>709456274
This is gonna be gooood
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>>709449824
Make a ham sandwich with cheese on rye bread, hold the mayo. Take a bite out of it, then shove it into a mixer. Proceed to cum on sandwich. Turn on mixer until liquid or close to it. Stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds then drink it.
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>>709451806
I never understood this meme, what is it?
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>>709456452
Anon. Have you done this before?
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>>709456452
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>>709456701
Looks like he's dabbing.
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>>709456274
>>709456274
I'am sorry slav /b/ro cannot into selfies like poland cannot into space
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>>709456874
Can't speak sarcasm can you?
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>>709456874
Talking about the little face
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>>709456452
I don't have a money for mayo.
I could do it for myself but my mother would be mad
slav /b/ro is very sorry
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>>709457012
>I never understood this meme, what is it?
It's not funny or interesting when interpreted that way.
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>>709456971
I understand. Thank you.
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>>709457075
Oh. It's a pretty bad one. I see it a lot. I don't think there's any point other than to exist as a bad meme.
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Give me something OP will deliver
next foto of my cat
NEED MORE ANONS
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0ooh 0h OP aint doin jack shit
freakin kids
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>>709457411
That's 'cuz those fucking faggots cannot into some fun shit.
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>>709457394
Eat wet bread slav /b/ro
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>>709457586
I need more dubs anon /b/ro
I respect myself expect of amerifucks
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>>709457586
You madman...
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>>709457586
reroll
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>>709457783
reroll for slav /b/ro
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>>709457586
reroll of canadafag
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>>709457579
canadafag wants this
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>>709457586
plz 4chan gods for canadafag
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Hurry up and fuck the damn cat
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>>709457586
C'mon you fucking erofags and americafags
A slav/b/ro wants to do this
Needs more dubs
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>>709458565
roll for cat fuck
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>>709457586
Rollin the dice
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>>709458641
I did it damn it
And my cat is afraid of me for now.
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Roll for peanut butter wet bread sammich
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Time-stamped pic of you with a a cracked egg on your bed
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>>709457586
Wet bread from canadafag
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>>709458740
>709458740
Where's the proof?
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>>709458768
Rollerolli
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>>709457586
Try harder faggot I want to taste it myself
OP here
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Finger in cats bum
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>>709458944
Easy OP do it
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>>709457586
One more time
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>>709457586
PLZ
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>>709458944
let's hope op has eggs
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>>709459196
agreed
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Go to bed.
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Finger in cats ass
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>>709457586
Doi itttt
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go to sleep
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>>709449824
Start WWIII
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let your cat bite your dick
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>>709458944
>>709458944
I did a timestampg but didn't fit I'am sorry /b/ro
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burn your dick with a lighter
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>>709459756
this OP

roulle
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>>709457586
roll
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burn your cock
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>>709460001
this
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put lighter to penis
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>>709449824
Stick your dick in a cup of eggnog
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>>709457586
>709457586
plz god
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>>709460001
lets go OP
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>>709457586
there is no god
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Fuck your mother, cum in her cunt
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>>709460001
roller
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>>709460001
Anotha' one
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>>709457586
>>>709457394
spiderman
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>>709460131
Roll
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>>709460001
Roll
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Burn your pubes off OP
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>>709449824
Tell your mom you love her and send her lil b- i love you as a video link
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>>709457586
I've tried too much
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Kill yourself
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stick your dick on gasoline and light it
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lube a brick and put in a asshole
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>>709460131
Rollerino
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>>709460339
>709460339
fuck it close enough
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>>709460393
This OP
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>>709460131
rawl
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>>709460402
reroli
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Burn your dickkk
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>>709460393
>>709460450
I don't have money and car for gasoline
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>>709460339
fuckit close enough
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I wanna see that cock on fire
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>>709460496
rullll
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>>709460310
roll
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cover with something flamable and light it (your cock)
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Pour a liquid besides water into your ear
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>>709460402
this
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>>709460616
I would do that.
That would be possible.
dubs for that. slav /b/ro here
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>>709457075
>>709457342
you fucking newfags. that's fetty wap.. he's only got one eye.. it's black humor.
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eat your cum
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fuk ur cat n put sum chess en pusspuss
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>>709460799
Fucking waste
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Light your dick with fire
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>>709460900
ohhhhh bbooiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>709460900
We got win rar
You must wait for this one.
Bump this for OP
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>>709460900
RING A DING DING
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>>709460900
winrar
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Shit in the floor
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>>709460900
no way OP will deliver
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This better continue
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>>709450444
We gonna ignore these trips or
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Still waiting for cat fuck pics
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Fuck the cat
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>>709450444
What a thread to get trips on
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>>709449824
cluck and walk like a chicken for 24 hours straight
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>>709460750
reroll
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Go buy yourself an ice cream cone, lick it, spit it on your dick, and insert into cone.
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>>709461346
And what a shitty post to waste it on
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>>709460310
fucking roll
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OP died
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>>709461444
bruhh
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>>709461444
how
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>>709461444
more fucking trips
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>>709460900
I'am afraid that I woundn't fuck for much time tho
Waiting for next dubs
Also Wither One is a good game like a Witcher 3
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>>709461444
Four fucks sake
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>>709461473
why did my first trips have to be on here?
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Guys OP probably cleaning up that egg give him some time
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>>709461545
He is back?
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Shut your dick in a microwave
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eat a bowl full of soggy bread OP
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>>709460310
please dubs
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>>709461617
I've up clean that eggs (cuz' that were 2 eggs) like half-hour ago
Don't worry
Slav /b/ro deliver
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>>709461737
thisthisthis
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>>709461545
Fucking hell
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Shitpost on reddit
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>>709461737
THIS
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lets see you eat a bowl full of water and a loaf of bread
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eat soggy bread
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if dubs, put dick in boiling water
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>>709461737
lets go
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Use icy hot for lube while fucking your cat
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Fuck your cat and post here
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>>709461888
SHEEIT
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lighter under your dick until it turns black
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>>709461888
BOI HE DID IT
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>>709461888
Oh for fucks sake
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>>709461933
>>709461888
OP MUST DELIVER
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OP here
You know why I am do it
If dubs I will answer this
>>709461888
And wait I must boil some water for this
Trust me I'm a Cook
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send thread link to your mom/dad and say this is what I'm doing with my life (post screenshot of text + reply)
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>>709461888
>>709461444

wtf i have had two trips in a row
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>>709461888
BOl HE DID IT
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>>709461545
holy shit
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syrup into your ass hole
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Fuck cat
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>>709461933
Dubs while comenting on trips. This thread is somethin else.
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>>709462033
Fuck your cat while you wait
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What the fuck am i reading
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>>709462033
Winrar
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>>709449824
Bukaki on your cat's face, record and upload.
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why the hell is there so many trips
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>>709461999
slav bro is gonna come through for us boys
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let your cat bite the tip of your penis
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>>709461999
Trips replying to trips Jesus
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>>709462111
God fucking dammit OP is fucked

That poor cat
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>>709461999
Let go
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>>709461999
/b/ can't wait
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>>709449824
you have bad handwriting
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>>709462211
>>709461999
OP you gotta answer now, there are dubs
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>>709462167
>>709462158
>>709462141
>>709462111
>>709462033
That was first
You must wait and roll again
That's the rules
And if dubs to this post I will answer why slav /b/ro do this
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>>709461999
Why OP?
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>>709454022
Ignored this OP, commit
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Classic /b/ in this thread, nice to see, though there should be way more anons here, but fb fap thread cancer persists
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>>709462325
>>709461999
Will you deliver OP? Why?
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Let your cat bite the tip of your dick
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>>709462211
>>709462307
>>709462325
I'am doing it 'cuz I'am bored a little drunk and I have a severe deppresion. I'am poor /b/. My doctor said that I can't go for work. That's why. I'm sad russian midget with no gf.
I'am here from 2006. That's why. I'am love you guys
THAT'S WHY I'AM BOILING WATER FOR>>709462519
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>>709462566
winrar
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>>709462572
Fuck your cat with blistered dick
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>>709462325
The majority of votes says to fuck your cat.
>>709462111
>>709462033
says to fuck cat.
>>709462111
says how to fuck cat
>>709461888
says how to prepare to clean yourself after fucking cat.

>DO IT OP
>DO IT FOR THE DUBS AND TRIPS
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>>709462572
Do you got steam or skype man, loved to chat with a slav bro
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>>709462572
We love you OP, thats why we want you to go to bed and be happy
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>>709462666
WINRAR SATAN
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>>709462669
He already fucked his cat, plus he may not be able to now becuase he burne his cock
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>>709462669

THIS!!!
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>>709462572
we love you for committing OP
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>>709462572
sorry to hear that, that sucks. but were in the same boat with you. im drinking to you tonight slav /b/ro
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