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I want to boop her nose. I also want to say thanks to those who helped me yesterday.
Shark is best
Prove me wrong
So how is everyone doing tonight?
>>709446929
feeling kinda down
>>709446929
I'm taking a rest from studying
>>709447104
Why is that?
>>709447158
>studying
You know I never did that in school. Not did I take notes.
>>709447173
dunno
no reason I guess
just how I'm feeling
>>709447293
Man I've been there. Actually it was like a week or two ago.
>>709447287
Studying is not all in life. II just have the habit
>>709446929
Tired as always. Got some pre-ripped girls' jeggings for my kvlt black metal costume. Gonna look trve as fuck.
>>709447486
I mainly just did whatever in school and graduated with somewhere between a 3.5-3.7 gpa (B - B+)
>>709447792
Cool. Sounds like you're going to have some fun.
>>709447792
Also, finding any kind of black pants smaller than 4 is really fucking hard. The size 3 I got was the smallest I could find.
>>709447902
Hell yeah. Probably gonna take some pics on Halloween.
>>709447796
Well thats pretty decent
If you are already graduated do you have any plans for the future? (am i asking too much?)
>>709447973
Cool. I remember when I used to dress up on Halloween.
>>709448375
Nah man. I am just gonna assume you don't know who I am or you're just new tho.
>>709448421
I haven't done it in about 5 or 6 years. I just figured I might as well have some more fun for once by giving out candy and scaring kids.
I want to be marooned on a planet where the furry creatures depicted here are the dominate species.
>>709448712
Join the club.
>>709446929
for me the happiness graph steadily goes down all day, because tomorrow i have to work a job i hate.
>>709448586
That was what I meant by dressing up. I love scaring the crap out of kids. One year I made a suit out of roof shingles and laid down on the roof with my spray painted air soft gun and took shots at the kids who were obviously to old to be trick or treating. I never hit them, just right past them or next to their feet. 11/10 scare tactic.
>>709449048
That sounds fun
>>709448989
Why work there? Can't you get a job you like somewhere else?
>>709449162
It was. But one bitch got the bright idea to tell his parents.
>>709448545
In fact im new (long time closet furry). I have a long time watching these threads and i noticed that some of you talk to each other.
Also shark is my favourite
>>709449228
after 5 months of looking for a job i got nothing, then out of the blue i got a call for this one, had to take it.
i prolly should start looking for another job, but, because reasons.
>>709449048
Kek, that's fucking brilliant. I'm not going to have it that elaborate. Just some Satanic shit and do some death growls while pretending to be possessed. That will be fun as fuck.
>>709449388
What reasons? I've mentioned getting a new job at least 3 times and no reply, so now I'm curious.
>>709449371
Well I go by the name "boop" and welcome to the crew. If you are going to be using these threads regularly I would suggest making a name for people to call you.
>>709449591
complacency mostly prolly, even though its really depressing.
>>709449463
I always had the best Halloween decorations on my street and the trick or treaters new that if there was just a bowl of candy on my doorstep that they weren't gonna sleep.
>>709449959
That nose, it's like my kryptonite.
>>709449463
I find dissection lyrics make for some good satana chants.
Vedar-Gal Tiekals Somdus Azerate!
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Ishet Zenunim Taninsam Ama Lilith, Liftoach Kliffot!
Xeper, Xeper-I-Set
Lucifer Illuminatio Mea!
Lylusay Tateros Volt Sids Lucifer!
Tanin'iver Liftoach Nia!
666
Maha Kali
Jai Kalika! Jai Kali!
Kali Mata, namo nama
I wish my grandma would let me get a snek or spider. It would be so perfect.
>>709449959
I would like to hear it, maybe even in private if not here. But if you don't want to talk about it that's fine
>>709450158
Heh, sounds awesome. We're too poor to have many decorations this year unfortunately, but I'm going to make up for it by playing black metal and Satanic shit loud as fuck through my grandpa's Peavey 600W bass amp and 2x15" cabinet.
>>709450331
My fucking nigger. That is perfect, I love Dissection.
>tfw too intelligent for s/fur
>>709449901
Well i was the guy who was posting "shark is best. Prove me wrong" before. But i think "shark" as a name its too obvious
How about you guys pick a name for me?
>>709450456
So did you just copy that /fit/ meme to fit sfur?
>>709450456
You were here yesterday to, gtfo
>>709450527
its my meme now
>>709450387
Well I guess that would actually be my equipment now.
>>709450514
We already have a shark guy, I think you would like him. You name doesn't have to relate to your postings tho. Mine just happened one day.
>>709450387
Hell yeah dude!
I wish I was doing something like you
I'm too lazy
>>709450710
I knew that was you. What's up, herm faggot?
>>709450387
its really not that interesting, 3 days a week i go to a job involving cars that i hate and dont fit in. 3 other days a week i walk some dogs. the dog walking job is decent. but the car job......
>>709450456
Then why are you here?!?!?
>>709450741
SBG will seldom be seen anymore. he goes to another site.
>>709450387
It doesn't need to be over the top, as long as you enjoy it. (Coming from the guy who spends about a grand for Halloween each year.)
>>709450785
>>709450812
you wouldnt understand
>>709450908
Really? Why?
It feels like all the grand masters of autism have left.
>>709451058
it's complicated
>>709450779
It just requires a bit of planning. All I did was buy a Bathory shirt and my grandma bought pants plus some black temporary hair color and black and white makeup. Also gonna wear some black nail polish. Hardly a costume though.
>>709450812
I'm sure it must be hard being as tall as you are. As I've said before, I'd definitely try getting a new job. I'm sure it would be worth it.
>>709450938
That's a lot of money. But yeah, it will be sick. My house will definitely be MVP this year.
>>709451058
Okay.
>>709451058
It's almost like you are trying to be a grand master.
>>709451058
you need to go see a doctor and get that tumor looked at.
>>709451095
i dunno, i guess he just likes it over there a little more.
anyone got the original of this?
Oh yeah, and there's also a graveyard about a mile away from my house. That would be even better to pretend to do Satanic shit. I wanted to do something like that last year, but never did.
>>709451144
Yeah you already had half of it.
I'm just lazy, and I'm also broke.
I remember my best Halloween costume was as a STALKER.
It was so good I would sometimes dress up in it after Halloween and go inawoods and scare hikers.
Got the sheriff called out once. I saw him coming and booked it haha.
>>709451144
My mom does the same thing. We may have a problem, but Halloween is worth it.
>almost no conversation in the fur threads
Why even live?
>>709451281
Where did everyone else go? Hibernating for the fall/winter or something?
>>709451395
Hah, that sounds awesome. But yeah, a simple kvlt outfit is pretty cheap if you want to get some makeup and just put on corpse paint. It would work, but I get the lazy part.
>>709451427
Fuck yeah it is. I love Halloween.
WOOPS HAHA I MEANT THAT ABOUT THE GFUR THREADS
Evening.
>>709451502
Nigger, what? This whole thread has been conversation.
>>709451502
It's because I'm like the last of the name fags.
>>709451553
alex is in boot camp
SBG is at furzu
who else.....
i dont have the college pic
>>709451621
sup martin
>>709451606
thank you
>>709451631
Yeah, I noticed that after my post.
>>709451666
Nice butt nice trips.
>>709451571
When I moved at the beginning of the month I counted out that I have about 24, 60 gal. totes of Halloween deco.
>>709451737
DD WHY?!
>>709451747
>
>>709451816
God damn. That is a lot.
>>709450741
Well i cant really think on a name right now... maybe tomorrow i will come up with something. Until then i will just enjoy the thread
>>709451882
I am not DD
>>709451747
I might have it... Let me check. Here it is.
>>709452021
That is the old one. I posted the final version already.
>>709451927
Not enough.
>>709451927
ive seen mostly everyone recently
except the top two of columns 2 and 3
>>709452107
You can never have too many Halloween decorations.
>>709452141
Vince was here a couple days ago, but only for a little while.
>>709451571
yeah effort
maybe next year
>>709452228
You'll probably be saying that for the rest of your life.
>JUST DO IT
buy 100-200 fake skulls
place them around house
that was my easy idea for decor
>>709452457
REAL SKULLS!
>>709451964
Sorry, had to write that for a screen shot.
Dogs have a skeleton inside their cock. Fun fact.
>>709452457
Too simple. Gotta have variety. My room is decorated with spoopy gauze, a bleeding skull, and a sticker for the mirror. My whole house is going to be Halloween every day when I get my own place.
>>709452570
Ah, okay.
>>709452527
For your SKULL THRONE?!
>>709452622
Not a skeleton, just a bone called a baculum. And yes, everyone here knows this already.
>>709452527
spooky
>>709452622
i dont think dogs do
i know raccoons do
>penis bone
>>709452758
Dogs do.
>>709452758
They do. I am an expert on animal dicks.
Fun fact: a whale's penis is called a "dork".
Also this.
>>709452359
yeah fuck it
I'm gonna be traveling around halloween though, so not really worth it.
>>709452877
Howdy, Gerald.
>>709452839
i will believe you
>>709452693
He didn't know:
>>709452758
>>709452897
Lame. Oh well. Hope you can have some fun next year though.
>>709452919
Greetings Mer Dash.
>>709452992
How's it going?
>>709452926
that makes two of us
>>709452926
Wise choice. I know my doges well.
>>709452818
Honest question, why do artists insist on doing the 'condom hold in mouth' shit? Is this attractive to anyone?
Maybe I'm just weird but it's a complete turn off and ruins good art for me
>>709453017
It's decent.
Raining again all day, but my new lock pics showed up so I'm happy.
>>709453088
I actually thought it was candy until you just pointed it out
guess I'm going blind
>>709453023
>>709453029
I'm surprised more people didn't know that. I figured everyone knew that they get erections through muscle contractions.
>>709453134
Lock picks? You breaking into houses now?
>>709452963
I will
also, you should get some fake blood and pretend to choke on it
spit it everywhere
that would be funzies.
>>709453216
Hah, that would be cool. I was considering adding some blood to the corpse paint, but that could totally work too.
>>709453206
Sometimes.
It's an interesting skill to have.
I've been wanting some new ones for a while now So since nobody ever gets me anything for my birthday I got something for myself.
be back later for next thread
ima make a burrito
>>709453376
I've always wanted to try lockpicking. It does seem quite interesting. Also, I could totally get you something for your birthday whenever it may be.
>>709453514
Was monday.
I dont mind really.
>>709453514
I want to caption that pic with something like "you are a flaming faggot".
>>709453560
Happy belated birthday! You sure you don't want anything?
but nooooo
the kitchen is occupied
they're all like
make yourself some food, while we take up the kitchen and make our own food real quick
i just wanna make a burrito in peace
>>709453637
People suck.
>>709453618
Thanks,
I want lots of stuff, but you dont have to get me anything.
>>709453731
I don't mind. You guys are my real family anyway.
>>709453637
As a chef, people with no kitchen etiquette make me want to literally strangle them
>>709453637
I want to enjoy this thread peacefully but the group chat I'm in wont stop spamming shitty menes.
>>709453829
You can tell the artist that did that has a lot of practice with faces because it's really good but past the shoulders she's way out of proportions, gotta practice somehow I guess.
>/connoisseur
If you want to turn it into a s/fur thread.
>>709453936
>>709453936
>>709453936
>>709453203
Now to be fair, it might be a flavored condom.
>>709453376
go watch bonzai bill, he's awesome
When you;'re b-day? I can try to time that drawing for you haha
>>709454197
Still looks really shitty imo
>>709453560
>>709454249
damn I missed it!
>>709454160
we go there next?
>>709454249
bonzai bill? or Bosnian bill?
I watch all the lock lab stuff.
B'day was monday.
>>709454160
Its already a g/fur thread...
>>709454438
hmmmmm, indeed
>>709454397
Bosnian bill
yeah lock lab is awesome
and holy fuck stay away from masterlock!
>>709454683
LMAO, Yeah. They do suck.
>>709454771
damn you're making me want to try lock picking now
>>709455058
It's an interesting skill to have.
>>709455058
There are clear locks that let you see all the pins, they're specifically for learning the skill of lockpicking. Plus they look cool too.
>>709455902
I'm too poor for that
