I WANT PORN
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I WANT PORN
Want in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills first.
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>>709428831
ask your mom to help you out
fug u
Shark is best
Prove me wrong
>>709428831
PORN OF SPIDER-MAN!!!
>>709431516
Oh gosh i came too
>>709428831
KYS faggot
>>709428831
fuk off
cutes
no
yes
maybe
i dunno...
I've fought a monster a mile high, arm-wrestled twenti octopi.
>>709438165
i stopped caring about htis holiday years ago
i simply dont get it anymore.
>>709438287
sounds tough
>>709438413
After I moved to California it really stopped meaning much to me.
I miss when I was younger and loved trick or treating and having my friends over. I guess I just grew up and now I want to go back
>>709438413
Used my fapping arm for the arm-wrestling part so it wasn't even a fair fight for those poor cephalopods.
As for the mile-high monster, it wasn't even remotely as terrifying as my former mother-in-law so yeah, was a cinch too.
Fuck no more floor tickets for Slayer tonight
>>709438584
when i lived on the east coast i lived in a huge apartment complex and the doors to houses were no more than 20 feet apart. there were also over 600 houses. i never knew why i trick or treated, i just knew that i was supposed to do it because i was a kid.
so... much... candy...
>>709438785
I remember for me it was being able to get a cool new costume and then going to my Dad's office because Microsoft would have dinner and trick or treating available to employee's families. You would just go from office to office, some floors were themed, all sorts of cool stuff.
It was pretty cool.
Then yeah it turned into candy and an opportunity to do things with friends. Now it's just like "hey bro let's get fucked up like we do every other night anyway"
great, now i have to tear apart a cabinet
every 10 minutes in this house now ever since she came back
cant get a good session of anything in today.
ill be here later, naturally, im gunna need it
>>709439309
Dude what
But... good luck.
>>709439366
Hey man, just get back home?
>>709439405
yes
>>709439486
Cool dude. Time to relax a little bit.
How was your day at the office?
>>709439635
same as always
>>709439694
Sorry. Nothing interesting at all today?
>>709439831
just the pain cropping up
>>709439908
Sorry I hope that will go away soon
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>>709439979
It doesn't matter.
How are you?
>>709440030
Yes it matters. I don't want you to be in pain.
I'm probably going to go see Slayer tonight, they're playing the state fair. All the floor tickets were sold out but I can still (hopefully) get in and get nosebleeds
old deranged water damaged cabinet has been smashed to pieces and disposed of...
>>709440217
Sounds really cool
>>709440351
I hope it will be.
And if not, it's an excuse to eat some deep fried... something
I'm really not feeling good. I'm just going to lie here for a while. Sorry...
>>709440734
Hope you'll feel better ;_;
>>709440734
lurk and get better
>>709428831
Moar red pandas?
Maybe I should just skip the concert.
It's like an hour away on the light rail and I might not even get in
Then again I would probably get a sweet new concert shirt
>>709441459
i cant do crowds
>>709441611
I don't mind them at concerts. Usually because most of it is the constant struggle to get closer to the barrier or if you're at the barrier, to keep people off of you
>>709430940
Shark is always best.
>>709442028
That wouldn't be very fun.
>>709442606
No, it wouldn't be.
>>709442537
or are they amphibians?
they are at least amphibious.
>>709442724
alien species...
animal from other planet
am i thinking about this too hard?
I always amp myself for things like this and then I never go. I really should get out and see a concert but I just don't want to take the train and spend money
>>709442669
But damn is a little tentacle rape here and there isn't sexy.
>>709442935
Eh, it doesn't do much for me
>>709442935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NELz1y5RfFo
>>709442995
Hah why'd you save/post it then?
>>709440217
Lucky fucker. I'd love to see Slayer.
>>709442925
Money is the biggest issue for me right now.
I'm fuken broke.
>>709443232
I need to find more reaction images to this.
>>709443490
Goth Sloth is beautiful, damn it.
>>709443207
Because I save a lot of things
>>709443262
I have it, I just don't want to spend it.
And well, I also don't want to have to sit on the train, walk a mile and hope I can get a seat.
>>709443232
I'm debating going. It's $10 for GA but I would take the light rail and walk about a mile to get there. I just don't know if I really want to deal with that.
>>709443533
I'd totally go for it if I were you. Then again, you've been to plenty of concerts and I've never even been to one.
>>709443631
Man, I just don't know. I really get excited about going to things and then like right before I go, I just psych myself out of going.
Just that I would have to put effort into it is what I don't want to do. But I should go, it would be fun and I would get out but I just don't want to put forth that effort and have to deal with riding the light rail.
>>709443517
Nyet tovarisch ;_;
>>709443533
fair enough. I'm a picky saver/poster
Yeah I get that. Your call man.
>>709443778
Cmon normee, I already have that one.
>>709443822
Don't be a pussy faggot and just go
>>709443900
Am sorry frendu
>>709443822
You should do it, man. It's something different. Don't quit at the last minute.
>>709443900
English, comrade.
Also get
>>709444472
Damn it.
>>709444282
It's okay friendo, I still love you.
It's the thought that counts.
>>709444403
No comrade.
anyone got any proper bestiality
>>709444472
>>709444498
That last one was close.
>>709444747
I do but I don't want to be b&
anyone got any proper bestiality please dump
>>709444747
Yes. Although I thought i had more but I didnt realize how many were over 2mb
mm dinner time
Alright, I'm gonna go and hope I get a seat.
Later guys
>>709444808
You won't be banned
>>709444901
We appreciate the attempt anyway anon.
>>709444901
she's having a good time!
>>709444901
damn where did you find legit dlophin stuff? that shits legit.
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
>>709445334
I found it on a beast thread I have another vid where he is using a test tube for a dildo but it's over 2 as I said
i gotta walk my dogs because their real owner isnt coming home till late, and they are all over me, and they are going crazy, and fuck.
>>709445006
Good for you anon. I hope you have a good time
I want to boop her nose.
>>709445006
Have fun, my dude. Tell me how it goes.
