Best chocolate ever?
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Best chocolate ever?
omg yes
Only original is good rest are shit
>>709427544
Overpriced, but its good
>>709427544
/Thread
>>709428382
I've never had these, is it chalk dipped in chocolate or what
brown substance of the gods
>>709427544
>>709428382
>>709428866
Tried all of these, fucking garbage
>>709429036
looks like good chocolate, but whats the middle stuff?
>>709429086
it's nougat, you flaming homosexual.
>>709429195
Thats nice.
>>709429241
That was quite rude. What is nougat?
>>709428613
Hnnnggggg! I haven't had one in too long. I'm drooling
>>709427544
This cunt. This cunt right here. Has the advantage of not stabbing you in the fucking face like Toblerone.
>>709427544
Oh yes that's so good chocolate wow. What's next in your list, Lindt trash?
>>709429230
Marzipan.
>>709429353
...it's called google
>>709429353
it's google, you assfucking cock craving AIDS nigger.
>>709427544
not hard and snappy like it used to be, did they change the recipe?
>>709429470
You gonna spout some shit about 90% Peruvian Cacao-nib slab that your friend Crispin imports for his macro-cafe? Cunt.
>>709428613
>How to wake up everyone in the house to let them know your fat ass wants some chocolate
>>709427544
Definetly.
>>709427544
>>709428910
>>709428866
>>709429660
these are all quality
>>709429660
Man, I eat these fuckers so fast when I'm high that there's chocolate in my lungs by the end of the box. Tasty as fuck.
>>709429790
I know right. I don't even really like the taste.
>>709427903
>>709428005
>>709428215
glad you like our swiss quality chocolate
>>709429586
Why people getting mad over chocolate? It doesn't make sense
>>709429894
Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.
>>709427544
yes
>>709429894
Niggers fight over anything.
>>709429586
Not at all. It's actually ok to me to eat and enjoy some toblerine chocolate. But coming and saying that it's the best chocolate ever is plainly moronic.
We eat garbage all the time, just have the decency in public to be aware of it.
>>709429790
You have quality taste sir.
>>709429490
>>709430009
>be a good goy and roll over when someone is wrong
kys schlomo
>>709430017
toblerone = king
you = dweeb
>>709429878
Switzerland is the only country in the world that if there were a nuclear war and people were bombing each other left and right they would just go "What was that noise?"
>>709430017
Well, personal taste innit? I doubt OP was expecting a panel of expert chocolatiers to weigh in, he was asking what /b/tards like to eat while they're not getting laid and shit.
This is the best for baking and just eating in general
>>709429490
It's babies....
>>709430031
You wouldn't say that if you saw the women I fucked, mang...
>>709430211
Cheese, actually.
>>709430127
>Well, personal taste innit?
Not really.
>I doubt OP was expecting a panel of expert chocolatiers to weigh in, he was asking what /b/tards like to eat while they're not getting laid and shit.
That faggot only wanted validation. Are you seriously saying he wanted people to share their actual opinion and possibly have a fucking discussion and that he cared about all of it?
Don't be delusional.
>>709429978
No don't get me wrong, I understand that there are ridiculous arguments on the Internet, this might take the cake for me. What about you?
>>709428910
idk how that tastes, but if the toy is that big, I wouldnt even really count that as candy
>>709430162
And here you are, in all your irony "/b/tard"
Norwegian master race
>>709430417
It's milk chocolate. Overly sweet (like most chocolate based sweets) and quickly sickening.
>>709427544
this is amazing shit
but this is better
>>709428613
How do I get my hands on one of these babies right now?
>>709429732
Or just go the stealth fat route, just bite straight in and don't separate.
>>709427544
Why does it seem like the European countries like Norway, Switzerland, Germany, etc. can get chocolate down pat?
these are awesome. expensive though
>>709430270
and i've eaten some shitty chocolate because that's all that was available at the time
>>709430371
You didn't even reply to the right post, you fucking head-injury twat.
And even if you had, what you said made no sense so you can go ahead and fuck yourself, by my reckoning.
thanks to you faggots I just ordered a bunch of german and swiss chocolate off of amazon.
wonder if it will be here by thanksgiving.
>>709430550
With cunts like you to make me look better. Thanks, fella.
>>709430862
Same reasoning. Also, it's worse when I'm high so... yeah, good analogy.
>>709430749
the hazelnut and marzipan ones are my favorite.
>>709430879
>>709430371
You're right, meant to reply to >>709430162
Thank you for pointing it out, you are very kind.
>>709430790
Well where do you live? and these chocolates are a bitch to bite through for some people, most will just let them melt in your mouth
No one beats Leonidas
>>709427544
All variations are dank as fuck.
My favourite one is the fruit and nut one, or the candied corn one.
>>709430915
We didn't have your pay pal, we were just having a discussion about chocolate and YOUR mouth started watering
Not chocolate but who gives a fuck, loved eating this when I'm baked.
>>709429469
Chomp and Fudge double decker.
Wrapped in a fucking Curly Wurly.
>>709428910
>mfw americans don't know what it is
>mfw it is illegal in the USA
>mfw i have no face
>>709430955
Yeah, those are pretty damn good.
>>709430839
These look like they would be my end.
>>709431127
New York. What are they called m8, I don't remember?
All of you are fucking faggots.
Let the god tier chocolate come in.
>>709431436
Terry's Chocolate Orange
if you ever get the chance, try a pack of those, they're really popular here
>>709431302
The only acceptable way for a man to eat a Curly Wurly is to leave it at room temperature for half an hour the roll it up into a wad an do it in a fucking oner. Everything else is for kids and women. Fact.
>>709431378
US here. Friend who traveled a lot during the 90's used to bring them back from Europe. Frankly, not that impressed. Those are not much better than the crap chocolate here in the states.
>>709431180
THIS
IS
SPARTA
Literally heaven in a ball.
>>709431487
>tier
>milk chocolate
ahahah
![wine27a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SPerzeL.jpg "wine27a[1].jpg")
4chan full of clueless plebs topkek
Anything less than Lindt Excellence is garbage
>>709431487
>this is what amerilards actually believe
All youse are stupid, this is the shit
>>709431661
unbeatable
>>709431543
I want to let Terry do god awful things to me. He can have me in anyway, my body is his and his alone!
>>709431487
>>709431789
>people falling for shitty bait.
>>709431789
holy fuck britard
go back to your fucking disgusting tastes
>>709431777
them numbers
>>709431180
Yeah ok fuck that shit. I actually "ate" a leonidas box today, approximately 2 hours ago, and it's just fucking shit. Almost every fucking chocolate in that fucking box is largely filled with some sweet as fuck goo-like mixture of whatever fucking flavour overall it tastes nothing like god damn chocolate. Maybe 20 chocolates in the fucking box i must have entirely eaten only three or four of them.
I still feel scammed.
>>709431789
This.
>>709431656
yeah but as a kid, having one of them was a fucking victory
it kinda taste good but there is far better
>>709431487
kek'd
kill yourself
>>709431759
Other people are allowed to like different things dude, it's not a competition.
Although if it were, you'd be the biggest cunt in the show.
>>709431699
Heaven doesn't even exist, but that's the best comparison out there!
>>709431644
THAT
IS
FUCKING
DISGUSTING
SUGARY
PIECES
OF
MILK
CHOCOLATE
SHIT
>>709427544
this shit's the best
>>709431919
Just like they are allowed to be stupid. Doesnt make them less wrong. Anything less than good dark chocolate with proper spicing is shit tier in terms of nutrition value.
Either Milka or Kinder, European chocolates are superior to our chocolates :C
>>709431487
I really thought I was missing something with Hershey bars, and then they went on sale in Britbongland... It's like cheap chocolate, ear wax and sawdust blended by experts in fuck all. Fucking awful.
>>709431997
Definitely best chocolate any other opinion is wrong
>>709431889
Yeah, I'll give you that. Sad that Murricans are too stupid to be allowed to have them. Toddlers aren't exactly chocolate connoisseurs anyway.
>>709431487
Seconded
>>709432148
>nutrition value
kys, faget.
>>709427544
FUCK SHIT HURTS MY HANDS
>>709432185
> white chocolate best
Dumbo - white should have penis to be the best
>>709431811
Wally World (Wal-Mart) where they keep all the sweets, I don't know where else
>>709432312
Same
>>709431873
Wrong country, and yeah britains version is disgusting
>>709431997
chocolate without cacao isn't chocolate it's usurpation
Coworker from Bulgaria gets these from back home. They've the fucking bomb.
Can't get enough.
>>709432475
it's not just white chocolate, IT'S FUCKING HERSHEYS COOKIES AND CREAM NIGGA
>>709431759
Lindt is good, of course. For exceptional, try to get your hand on really hand´made chocolade. For starters, see if you can get Leysieffer. For really, seriously handmade, google "Schokodeern", but I don't know about int'l delivery. For really good choc, expect around 5 $ per 100 g. FOr cheaper good choc, look to Bariloche, Argentina.
>>709431997
this is the best chocolate made in america
>>709432719
it's science
>>709429660
This.
>>709432510
>>709432312
you sure you're not eating it wrong?
not top tier but still good af
>>709427544
>Nobody has even mentioned Fazer yet
>>709432940
Is there really a right way to eat chocolate?
>>709432846
That's not saying much. Most folks here in the states have never had good chocolate. US chocolate has very little cacao and too much sugar.
>>709433053
>insert into face
>try not to cry because it's the most pleasure you'll feel all day
>cry
>repeat
Always seemed straightforward to me.
White bois favorite chocolate
the best to my opinion.
sad that's
filled with sugar
>>709432782
You have the god damn right, stupid murcia. It's not chocolate, because it made from shitty oil instead cocoa butter. Definitely it's shit.
>>709432490
I'm in the city, we ain't got Wal-Marts. I did some research and found a six pack on amazon that could get here on halloween. But I'm gonna do some hunting when my friend gets back from school, cause I'm gonna need him to drive me around on an orange safari
>>709427544
Shit. Now I want a large, white cholocate Tobelerone. Thanks /b/.
>>709433053
I'm just talking about the way you take a chunk off of a toblerone bar, it's very difficult if you do it any other way than the one shown on the picture
>>709433182
I prefer the vanilla flavor. :P
>>709432774
Hand a bag of heath bits for a recipe, and it turned out I didn't need so much. I had fun the next night.
>>709427544
Hello therrrre
>>709429775
that looks like a wasteful way to wrap them
>>709430628
it started tasting trash sometime after they swapped from paper wrapping to plastic wrapping
like they did something with the recipe
well, i'll wake up earlier than usual tomorrow to get some chocolate i guess
>>709432283
Thanks for proving my point, clueless peon.
Thesee
>>709430628
>>709433716
used to cost like 18-22
now they are 36-44
just fuck my shit up fam etc
>>709434035
finally someone with taste
>>709433841
Nobody gives a fuck about how much of a special snowflake you and your candy bars are, faget. OP posted a fucking Toblerone, so how god-tier did you think we were going to be?
Take your hipster, holier-than-thou bullshit and stick it up your coffee-cleansed asshole, you fucking fun vampire. Nobody wants your bitter, gritty, $15 a bar horseshit chocolate, so fuck off.
>>709429490
ayy maripan is something you can eat all day then die a happy man
>fuck chocolate
>>709431655
>a man
DOUCHEBAG CHOCOLAT ON YOUTUBE IS THE BEST CHOCOLAT
>>709430144
Nice 9gag humor but tru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
>>709431644
bullshit. Why do people opt for milk chocolate so much? I'll never understand
>>709428613
it's like a chocolate asshole
>>709434466
"I'll try 'What is obvious comedy?' for $300, Ted"
>>709434671
That's why I like them, personally.
>>709431759
>Lindt
>Garbage
>>709434588
nigga got 110 million views
he would have been so rich by now if youtube was profitable back in 2007
Get on my level
>>709429878
you work in a chocolate factory? lmao
>>709428484
get the dark chocolate variety and this is pretty much the answer
>>709434671
Just go for the real thing. Google "edible anus"
>>709434244
Nice meltdown chump, lmao. Do your stupid self a favor and google "benefits of dark chocolate". Also Lindt is affordable.
>>709434517
pity he's stopped uploading videos, fampai
>>709435824
Nice comeback, you hippie faggot. Literally nobody cares about your pretentious bollocks mate, so take your needlessly expensive tart-treats and stick them right up your faggot arse. Make sure you let it melt there though, so the heat brings in the full profile of those complex flavour compounds, yeah?
Btw, you're patronising a trained pastry chef who studied nutrition and restricted diets for 2 years, cunt.
blamblam
>>709433182
damn look at the collection of hair and skin and warts or whatever that is at the end of his ballsack
>>709427544
vegan chocolate
>>709428613
I want to stick my dick in that
>>709432965
the white in there literally tastes like flavorless glue
>>709432730
one thing those shitty eastern european countries is good at is candy/junk food
>>709429036
I LOVE MARZIPAN
>>709427544
I have to agree
Something about these just gets me
>>709427544
There was once a Toblerone with white chocolate that was snow on top of the normal Toblerone. That shit was the nicest thing ever.
>>709432846
nahh this is the best thing the states ever produced, and one of the things i crave til i come back
>>709432774
old man
>>709437774
i remember, awsome
BOI those fuckers are expensive but dayum
Make way for superior taste
