Hey /b/. I request your input.
>be me
>door bell rings
>two packages next to front door with UPS truck driving away
>don't remember ordering anything. Decide to look at the address
>address had the same house number, similar street name,and town, but wrong address.
What should I do? What are the laws governing whether I can open it? trips decides all
>>709427436
Open it & post pics of what santa brought you
>>709427567
Kek
It's not your responsibility over a lost package.
If the original owner of the package fucked it it's his mistake for inputing the wrong address, and UPS for delivering the package.
Consider it a free gift.
If anything ever happens (Driver coming by to see if you got the package, highly unlikely)
deny you ever received a package.
>>709427567
As much as I want to do that, I don't know whether or not I can get in trouble with the law. I'm researching it as we speak. I most likely will open and post pics though, because I'm very curious as to what's inside.
Open it you cuck
>>709427865
Your argument is very persuading, I must say. However, if the owner decides to track down where the package went and manages to track it to my house (UPS workers have to write down every address they go to) I might be in some hot water. Sorry if I'm sounding a bit out of the blue. I was raised with moral goodness, but maybe that will change today.
Just open the shit. You can always claim you were expecting something. It's not unbelievable that you wouldn't even look at the label. I never look at my package labels.
>>709428393
>moral goodness
What the hell are you doing posting here?
... just deny getting it? if the driver dident even hand it to you; claim they are lying or someone could have walked by and taken it. Its not like you signed anything...
>>709428393
Open it, at worst you can send it to the right guy afterward
>>709427436
open it, take a pic of the probably very boring contents, retape, contact ups, tell em you accidentally opened them cause you didnt really check the address and were expecting some packages if they ask
>>709429360
bingo
or deny you ever received anything, driver did not hand them to you personally.
You assume no risk shithead faggot. Open them you cuck
>>709428393
Fucking open it and if the faggot who was supposed to receive it comes nocking tell him to go fuck himself.
If you are really that worried about it tell him you opened it expecting another package and realized after that it wasn't for you.
Open and post pics. Making this thread and not opening it would be a dick move. If it's something you don't want to keep be a nice guy and ejaculate all over it and then send it to the right address
>>709429726
This
>>709428393
regardless, the guy didnt have you sign for it. just say you were expecting packages and it turned out to not be what you ordered. or just say fuck it and do it anyways
regardless, you have no responsibility for someone else's fuckup
Tampering with mail is a federal offence OP don't do it. You don't want to end up in prison when the judge makes an example out of you do you? Tampering with mail that is not yours has a minimum 6 month sentence with a $10,000 fine
>>709427436
Moral fag here. Don't open it op and send it back. There is usually a number on the box where u can contact the original receiver. But honestly op if you were expecting a package and it was sent to the wrong address, wouldn't u want that person to return it to you?
>>709427436
Of found it constitutes as stealing another's mail.
>>709427436
its a dick move, years back i had some important parts for my car get delivered by dumbfuck UPS one block over and the person was nice enough to call me. i think its a crime to open it too
>>709430025
Shut the fuck up pussy. Go choke on a policman dick if you care that much
You pulled those numbers out your ass to scare OP.
>doesnt post source of info
Open it. If it's shit, tape it back up and contact ups. Easy
OPEN IT GOD DAMN IT
>>709430142
Post your damn info source you mongrel
Open it and claim you thought a family member or something sent it to you. If anyone comes for you, say it was a misunderstanding and give back the stuff. if you dont want to keep it/feel bad, say you didn't realize the error until AFTER you opened it and return it.
>>709427436
I remember I used to be like you, then I grabbed the day by the pussy and voted for trump and dragged the US into a new age kicking and screaming.
>>709430227
its $2k or prison
https://www.reference.com/government-politics/penalty-mail-theft-8fe38470955b17ed
>>709427436
>trips decides all
ROLL FOR OP TO OPEN
>>709430025
UPS is not US mail so that law doesn't apply, dumbass.
>>709430365
The mail man didnt have him sign for it and he didnt steal it, therefore he assumes no moral nor legal ramifications for opening it. stop being a fag
>>709430437
Rolll
>>709430437
Open OP.
>>709430465
lol im sure the cops would buy that argument if he gets caught
>>709430365
>"any source illegally"
>implying a wrong address is illegal
it was an accident. it's not like he planned for it to happen
>>709430437
rollerino
>>709430365
>.com reference
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
Open
>>709430297
good point
Lol if they contact you just tell them you didnt realise. I mean why should they make a big deal out of it
>>709430643
Roll
Whats the return address say? Is it a name or a business?
If its Amazon, they let you keep it. Drivers fault for fucking up and they get held responsible for the loss. Up to you if you wanna do the right thing. I can agree that opening someone elses mail is pretty invasive; but at the same time I wanna know whats in it too
>>709430584
>implying hes going to face legal recourse for opening anything..
just tell 'em he was expecting packages and they turned out ot not be them.. stop being a fag
Open now pussy
>>709428485
>I never look at my package labels.
/thread
>>709430688
Roll
>>709430465
he understands by the information he read that this is not meant for him, he can deny it all he wants as long as he gets rid of the packaging proving he had the proper information.
As far as the rest of it, don't attempt to talk about morals like you understand.
open it
>>709430437
Roll
Open the box and post the contents
>>709430437
Rollin rollin rollin
open the box nigger
>>709430437
Roll
>>709430995
roll
>>709429726
Yes op, be a nice guy and spunk all over it. It's a kind thing to do
>>709430776
close.
Dont open it. Start up the fire in your fireplace, throw them in
Rolling
>>709431079
this
Open the box you lame fucking faggot Jesus Christ. This thread is b8
I've opened mail that came to my house by accident before and nothing happened. Open it OP.
Rolling to see whats inside.
>>709431079
Could be drugs, OP
OPEN IT
Check em
>>709431164
roll
rolling, i say you should open it and cum on whatever it is
>>709431254
Fuckin Newfag, but yeh, open box
Is OP even around?
Open the box to see what it is, but send it back. When they asked why you opened it just say you didn't realize it wasn't for you until you read the address a second time.
Everybody is happy.
Just open it.
>>709430688
This. You fags really think the police have nothing better to do than bug OP and turn this into a whole situation? Unless OP is a nigger, but if that were true he wouldn't be able to read the address line on the package, and he sure wouldn't think twice about stealing someone else's packages
>>709427436
Drive your ass to the address and expect compensation.
WHATS IN THE BOX
Open the box faggot. You can always just tape it back up and throw it back outside again once you're done.
If it disappears, then it's not your fault.
Open it
>>709431276
rolling for this
>>709430705
Return address doesn't say anything about amazon. However, there was a company name on it. I searched up the company and matched it with the city and state from the address. This is what I found.
happened to me. got a free pair of Jordans. It was a good day
>>709431079
Roll this one
>>709431312
>>709431312
>>709431312
Win win, OP
>>709427436
Open it and if it's something shitty just say you were expecting a package and this wasn't it. If it's something you like then keep it. Otherwise just mail it to whoever it was intended for or back to the company. It happens all the time, hopefully it's not like someone's heart pills. Someone screwed up somewhere and it wasn't you, enjoy the free packages and post pics!
OPEN THE GOD DAMN BOX YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>709431384
Seems pretty boring. Honestly Id do the right thing and call the sender.
open it and cum on what's inside
Let's see what's inside
>333
Open the box please.
>>709431384
You might of just saved yourself a fortune on wedding supplies, congrats op.
>>709427865
^ Basically, this.
Most companies will resend the goods to the correct address and take up the loss with the delivery provider or insurance.
Jack off to what ever it is
Open it OP
Rolll
Open that bawx
Dammit faggot open it !!!!!! You fucking pussy
>Herr deer let 4chan hehehuehue open it and cum on it
>stick it up your ass lulz
All of you newfags stfu
OP just open it, post pixs and then call ups and tell them you mistook it for your address after you opened it so you won't feel guilty about it afterwards.
Trips to open box
>>709431471
>471
>OP at this exact moment
>>709431276
rolling for this
>>709431555
WINRAR
>>709427436
>what are the laws governing whether I can open it?
Opening mail that is not addressed to you is a felony.
Just food for thought.
>>709431555
WINRAR
>>709431555
WIN
>>709431555
Nice
>>709431555
Geoottt emmmmmm
>>709431555
Fuck you.
>>709427436
Have you been searching the darknet lately? Could be something spoopy based on the unknown company. Note saying, "I know where you live faggot". I know shit like that doesn't really happen but spreading propaganda is always nice
OP is in houston?? I did this at my apt and nothing happened OP. don't be a faggot and just post what's inside. could be some fatty trees
Jesus. Just call ups and give it back, who wants welding supplies anyway!
>>709431573
This
>>709431504
It is illegal to open mail not addressed to you
>>709431555
Trips got. Open that box
c'mon
>>709431550
Only newfags say newfags, newfag
>>709427436
yOU DIDN'T RECEIVE THE PACKAGE, IT was left in the open at your door. You never seen the package, or have any idea what they're talking about. Now man the fuck up and open it you stupid dumb mother fucker.
>>709431384
Still open it op. Never know if it could be something else other than what the company usually sends. What if it's a secret classified US document but just hiding as a welding supply so no one would steal?
>>709431555
no way trips!!!
open the fucking box, whos going to snitch on you, your cum rag? just open the fucking thing you baiting son of a bitch
>>709431719
Mail, yes
UPS/FedEx not a federal crime but it is theft
>>709431622
This. Open it though cause what could possibly go wrong right?
Open the fucking package you spineless pussy.
>>709430641
>18
Rolling
God, OP is scared of his own shadow. Just do it, you damned pussy.
>either bait or Op is a real shitward
>>709431847
Cringy-ass shit right here.
hurry up OP
>>709427436
its an unsolicited package that can be kept without any issues whatsoever. on top of that you never signed for it and its the responsability of the ups nigger to get a signature. otherwise he could just steal whatever packages he wants and claim you or anybody else did it
>one hour after posting
>still hasn't opened
Fucking hell OP just open it. What are you doing? Sitting in your house looking at it?
But he left it outside right? You never signed for it or explicitly received it from anyone. If anyone ever came to you claiming you stole it it's very simple to say you have no clue what they are talking about, as far as they know some kids stole it off your porch
beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta
>>709431968
>>709431768
You forgot one
>>709431878
It's still mail
>>709427865
UPS will know exactly where the package was delivered. The location is sent to a database when the package was scanned.
Just open it and deny you ever saw it and don't know what they're talking about.
>>709431708
Oh its welding shit? Yea mail it back. That's boring
>>709432090
you're the kind of fag telling him to send it back. beta cunt.
>>709431555
Open the fucking box
Say you just opened it and didnt realize it wasn't yours because you've been expecting packages. Faggot
ups can't do shit
Waiting.
Jesus Christ holy OP...
>>709432176
May be boring but shits fucking expensive
>source am qualified boilermaker
Op is trollsus. Abandon thread.
open the fucking box op
>>709431760
I'm 25 and been here since whatever Fucking age you are you little shit. Your mom said go downstairs because it's time for dinner. Tell that bitch not to text me anymore.
OP here. Give me a moment. I am a man of my word and I will open ASAP. Thanks.
Come on!!!
>>709432314
What the fuck is a qualified boiler maker
OP is a chicken
>>709432398
New user alert
>>709430437
open it already
>>709430121
Open it then do this
>>709430641
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>709432478
someone qualified to make boilers
>>709432531
Your dad's pussy is new
>>709432478
Someone qualified to make boilers.
>>709432513
What did you call me?
op is antichrist
>>709432041
>its an unsolicited package that can be kept without any issues whatsoever. on top of that you never signed for it and its the responsability of the ups nigger to get a signature. otherwise he could just steal whatever packages he wants and claim you or anybody else did it
That's the cold hard truth so OP get on with it and post em
>>709432612
So you're a qualified maker of boilers ?
>>709432531
Don't you have an essay to write on what you bmwant to be when you grow up, niglet?
>>709430437
WITNESS ME
b8 or beta
Cuck
>>709432737
Not me, but obviously you need to be qualified to make those things cos they've potentially dangerous.
just open it carefully OP. where you can tape it back together. its most likely just machined aluminium for a specific application. nothing great comes out of those highly taped boxes. unless youre into car stuff
>>709432948
So you need to be qualified to make things that are potentially dangerous, not dangerous ? Like boilers that are qualified by their own makers ?
I'm lost, halp
>>709432948
How are they dangerous
>>709427436
Keep it. Never say that you received a package. They don't have shit on you. UPS is going to compensate the costumer
>>709433082
if you don't like what it is and/or someone wants to track it just put it back and tape it off. easy.
Open it pussy
Boiler thread
OPEN IT
>>709433107
They're dangerous if not properly made or installed.
>>709433108
They can explode, violently. I'm not talking bursting, I mean explode like a fucking bomb.
Fucking open it
op is gay
OP...
>>709433301
Scary I never knew the thing in the basement was a scary death machine.
>>709433301
So are you qualified to make them properly or to install them properly ?
Also, are you a terrorist ? You put bombs in peoples homes ? God you're awful :(
>>709431556
I tried boyo
>>709433107
Nigger how hard is it to understand that boilers qualified by boiler makers are not dangerous boilers but unqualified boiler maker boilers can be dangerous boilers?
>Be my boiler
>Not yours
>Mine
>Look like this
>Wat do ?
>>709431384
It's dragon dildos.
OP here called up UPS, they said they will pick it up by the end of the day..
>>709433681
The fact that boilers are made by dangerous boiler makers until boils make boilers makers boil
>>709433681
Bro boilers are complex creatures what do I offer my boiler to gain it's favor
>>709433702
>not boiling
>>709433898
Offer semen for the boiler demon
And for the electricity/gas guy
Boilermakers are welders, they are called boilermakers from when they used to actually make boilers, op is fag confirmed boily thread from here in out
>>709433746
No fucking way
>>709427436
>>two packages next to front door with UPS truck driving away
since when they don't require signature for sending a package?
OP HERE. lol u niggers actually thought I would deliver. How does it feel that I just wasted 1 hour of your life huh? Fucking low lifes haha
>>709433898
Boilers love getting liquid nitrogen poured into them, trust me I'm an unqualified boiler certifier.
>>709433977
Boiler makes a hissing sound is it gonna blow this is serious
>>709434125
>newfag
>being new
>retard
BOILER THREAD
>>709434064
That's fake newfag. Not even the same box
>>709434091
thats only if you buy a package thats like $100+ or something
>>709434125
Nice troll """OP""" 10/10 would bite again
Also actual OP is actually a troll
>>709434091
Pretty sure it's depends on the community and the amount of money it costs. It could be something cheap and op could live in a good neighborhood where no one steals
>>709433746
That's a different box, nice try tho
>>709434153
Works on gas ? If yes, try to fart towards it.
Works with electricity ? Pee on it, to show it you're willing to make an electrical bond with it.
Mind you, boilers are the ancestors of springs, so, better take care.
>>709434153
You need to sacrifice a young child to appease it's anger! The boiler is aggressive!
Mines are better
>>709434125
Shut the fuck up and get out of our boiler thread OP. How does it feel k owing that even when you try and troll us the mighty boiler overlords still gift us with fun posts while you're sitting there looking like a faggot?
How the fuck did this turn into a boiler thread
>>709434548
>second from the left
Lewd as fuck what kind of an operation are you running?
>>709434648
Stfu newfag it's fake.
>>709434790
Boiling algae to make fertiliser.
About to open. Any guesses?
>>709431503
Did you Just write "wedding" instead of "welding"?
>>709434040
Hot damn son.
>>709434853
Do you even understand what newfag means
>>709434954
Boring generic welding supplies?
>>709434954
boilers
>>709434954
FUCKING OPEN IT PRICK
>>709434954
Ur aborted brothers n sisters u fucking waste of cum
>>709435076
I'm betting a couple small spools of wire, or maybe regulators. Not sure why separate boxes though.
>>709435076
Must be it
>>709434954
YAY OP IS BACK
>>709434954
Oh shit bro, gotta be some tasty metal or something
>>709434954
Op open it.. it could be the weapon we need to fight the boilers
>>709434040
>implying a mortal man could achieve such a perfect weld
>>709434954
OP DONT DO IT!!! DUBS FOR OP TO NOT OPEN
>>709435228
Roll for morals
>>709434954
open it nigger
>>709435228
Singles for OP to open the box.
You gonna ride one of them op?
>>709435228
Stfu fucking prick
>>709435294
roll
>>709435228
ITS TOO LATE TRIPS HATH SPOKEN
>>709435228
Fucking kys u humongous shithead
Come OP
Open up that box of dildos
>>70943rollarroo
Quads for dont open
>>709435228
roll roll roll
>>709434954
STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS AND OPEN THE FUCKING BOX.
QUADS FOR JACK OFF TO IT
>>709435470
Roll for boilers
>>709435604
jack offfff
Come on OP
my dick is waiting to see the inside of that box
>>709435076
If you Zoom into the One box thats nearly opened you can Peek at exactly that i suppose.
>>709435614
boiler roll
>>709428393
if they even did claim someone stole it from your porch. they cant do shit and the owner wont track it down they will complain to UPS about not recieving package and they are forced to deal with it not you
C'moooon what's in the baaaawwwwxxxx????
>>709435777
Where are my welding supplies?
>>709435614
BOILERSS
>>709434040
Now thats a fucking weld
>>709435723
Man what a fake picture everyone knows ducks have corkscrew penises
>>709435228
BURN BOX
>>709434954
Please open, you cheeky cunt. <3
>>709435136
Wire would probably explain why the box is torn the weight if them sometimes tears it, some high end flux core could fetch a pretty penny though even a small roll
>>709427436
open it cum on all of it then put it in a new box and deliver it to the rightful owners
>>709435880
>Flux core
Nigga real life isn't dwarf fortress
Rolling quads for:
1. Carefully open the packages
2. Jack off and shit into it
3 .carefully reseal
4.call up UPS to return the package
>>709435987
roll
DUBS?
>>709436006
i second this notion
>>709436111
Waiting for OP
>>709435987
roll
>>709435228
ROLL. OP DONT OPEN. KEEP THIS THREAD IN SUSPENSE I AM HAVING A GOOD LAUGH RIGHT NOW
>222
>>709436006
Ill roll to that
Open now
>>709435987
rolling
>>709436003
>>709436006
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>709435987
SUPER ROLL
>>709434954
Why does ist Take 14 fucking Minutes to Open a shitty Box with lame ass metal in it?
>>709436006
duckroll
>>709436383
because OP is kill
>>709436383
OP clearly has down syndrome
>>709436006
rollerino
>>709436383
Because afterwards, OP will be alone again
>>709436006
rolling
Open it, and if it's something miscellaneous, keep it. Then nobody will really care if it's gone. If it's something important, repackage it and give it to the correct person.
>>709436006
reroll
quads to open the box
op can fuck off at this point
also cum in box
>>709427436
>open package
>masturbate furiously on contents + cum on
>Proceed to shit on contents
>reseal package
>give to correct address
>>709436666
WINRAR
>>709436383
It was broiler and it exploded on him.
>>709436666
OMG
>>709436006
Roll!
>>709436666
>>709427436
>>open package
>>masturbate furiously on contents + cum on
>>Proceed to shit on contents
>>reseal package
>>give to correct address
>>709436666
holy shit
>>709436666
HOLY SHIT OP LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE
OPEN THE FUCKING BOX
>>709436666
kek so much win
>>709436666
do it
>>709436666
>he still won't open the fucking box
>>709436666
*op waits a lil longer *
>>709436666
OP here, fuck off script kiddie
>>709430437
Check em
>>709436666
Open the box now quads command it
>>709436666
>>709431555
fuck your packages and your boilers, this is a GET thread now
>>709427436
UPS is not MAIL its fucking a box... so no laws that cover MAIL work.
Call fucking ups and say they gave the shit to the wrong address and they will come pick it up like.
Really it's a small box, you can see who sent it... if it don't look like it is diamonds... just return the shit.
>>709436666
OP here. Do you wish for me to just open the box or do what the other anon said if quads?
>>709430641
> TFW he ordered the packages
what other anonnn said cum in boxx
>>709436383
He opened it fine. He's just struggling to type because of his hands. -pic related (it's OP)
>>709430437
ROLL
>>709436936
Open it
>>709436936
CUM IN BOX
Must have been a darknet drug sting, also get
>>709436936
open the box before i take u out back and open you
>>709436936
Just open the damn box already
>>709430149
Not a crime, moron. I get so many packages I would just open it without checking address. Think about it. Somebody delivers a package to you, you open it, whoops, not for me. Go to jail.
>one time get a small package in the mail
>wrong address
>curious whats in it, instantly think something lewd because why the fuck not
>open it
>its someones wedding photos they got profesionally developed, and a disc with digital versions
>looks like a nice couple
>feels bad
>throw them away anyway
>>709430437
I have osetoporosis
BOX WAS BOMB OP IS KILL
Open this box faggot mortal
>>709430365
This is why people get paid tons of money to interpret laws, because you're a fucking retard.
>>709436666
Is this the real life?
>>709437277
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN. I, op, will not open the box
>>709432898
B8a?
OP if you do not open the box I will track you down and fucking shove a knife up your ass
>>709436936
Open it
>>709437334
>>709436666
Quads over dubs. OP don't be a faggot.
>>709431384
Welding supplies can be very expensive, you could pawn them off for some cash m8
>>709437334
He never said that
>>709430870
Morals are not laws, they are different discussions.
