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Why don't you have a gamer girlfriend yet?

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Why don't you have a gamer girlfriend yet?
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I do
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Why should I?
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Quads
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>>709413219
I do, but we play PC, so it isn't always that convenient.

That said, have fucked while playing before, and vice versa. Good times.
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Source?
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>>709413427
http://xxxvidz.top/gamer-girl-fucked/
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Because girls can't fucking game.
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>>709413219
I did, she got fat and I got a hotter one.

Sadly you're not gonna find a hotty that likes video games, they dry up up a vagina like none other, just keep the vidya to yourself
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Girls can't vydia, compadre.
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Hot gamer girls don't exist.
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Women's brains are to smalls to understand the concepts of games.
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I do. It's pretty fun at times, but I don't see it as an mandatory thing in a woman.
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For the same reason I don't have a metalhead girlfriend.
They are annoying.
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>>709413723
R u sure?

Best anal sex I ever had.
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Because they're all too busy showing tits on twitch
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>>709413977
She has a body of a 12 years old.
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>>709413723
kek. doesnt even go outside.
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>>709413977
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>>709413219
She's not into games that much. And I don't want to push her into gaming just for the sake of it.
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>>709413977
People still like that leftist bitch?
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I got :>
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Already do.
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>>709414668
Anita is mine you faggot
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>>709414668
She looks like she could tear your dick off in bed
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>>709413219
Because they're all fucking wannabes. Just like most male 'gamers' these days, I suppose. If you watch the big bang theory you aren't a gamer. Preiod. (Hmph, 'period')
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>tfw not someones gamer trap
>tfw to autistic to talk to people
autism is the worse disease
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>>709413219
That's not what gamer chicks look like.
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because I don't want a loser girlfriend
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>>709413219
Because I have a full time job and so should she, the rest of the time she should be in the kitchen making me food, or in the bedroom making me cum. No time for fucking video games.
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>>709414025
Yes?
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>>709414598
That has a penis
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>>709413219
not 12 nigger
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>>709413977
She's not hot faggot. Fuckable but by no stretch of the imagination is that hot
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>>709413219
Mine kicks my fucking ass in Tekken 3 and it bothers the shit out of me.
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>>709415036
My gf beats me in street fighter everytime :(
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I fucking do
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I have one. Would rather not. She acts like a typical 16 year old boy. Showers once every 3 days, shaves once a month maybe. Never brushes her teeth. Gets screaming and upset over games. Overall embarrassment. And to top it all off she never puts out like other women. Saving enough money to leave. 2 more months
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>>709415018
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>>709413219
Because only the socially retarded weird ugly duds end up gamer girls
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>>709415036
It should bother you very much
Have some self respect and learn to sidestep, then learn 'chicken'.
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>>709415036
does she pick Eddie?
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>>709414950
That's rich, coming from a basement dweller
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>>709413219
She's not even using the analogue sticks... I'm not buying it.
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>>709413374
pft
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I did..
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>>709415246
Or she's just a shit human being
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>>709415332
I hadn't played it for like 10 years before I met her. She's not even that good, but I completely forgot how to play.
>>709415335
She can put me on my ass with any character.
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Because i'm married to an actual woman that respects my gaming hobby
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>>709415503
t. 16 yo boy
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>>709415538
Grab Paul, sidestep, throw, counter, pound down. He has like 3 combos and they aren't hard. Take her to pound town and regain your (virtual) testicles.
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>>709413219
>Because 360snoscoping niggers is something you want to do with your gf.
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>>709415503
This is the 2nd one with the same problems. Most gamer chicks are extremely immature. There's the ones that are hot and do it for attention. Then there's the ones that are fat and desperate. Then there are the weird ones in the middle that you have no clue how bad they are until you move in with them. I'm clean by most means but I look like a germ hating faggot of the highest calibur compared to her. Her areas trashed with soda and monster energy cans, you can hear her scream almost any time of the fucking day, I've dated many women and dear god I'd take one that hates video games at this point
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>>709413476
>gamer girl
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>>709413219
I ain't sharing my bacon with anybody nigga
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>>709415705
Huh. I actually always hated Paul. His falcon punch is impossible to land when not playing against 3 year olds.
I'll actually take the advice, because it does fucking bother me.
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>>709413476
Jesus Christ. She's hot. Just jeezed.
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>>709414859
this
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>>709413219
everytime i see these "gamer girl" gifs it seems like they are more interested in the game then the dick.

its almost like gamers need women who can please themselves during sex so they arent too bored
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>>709415457
She's someone else's problem now
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>>709415932
Falling leaf combo brother, it's so cheese. Ignore his unblockable attack it's a trap. The sidestep + throw, is so good (on any character) for ruining scrubs.
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if i was fuckin a bitch and at some point during sex she just picked up a controller and started playing a video game id fucking smack that bitch
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I do. And she is hot. And I'm not a neckbeard. And she also loves to fuck. And nothing offends her like the fact that I'm extremely racist. Pretty sure I'm gonna marry her.
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>>709416351
A woman always has a downside... Don't break her heart anon, I feel this one has a crazy spiteful streak 2 miles long and 3 miles wide
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>>709416189
Looked up falling leaf combo, does it also work in Tekken 3?
Bitch is going down.
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>>709413219
I know somebody uses hornbunny
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>>709416351
Hold her close anon
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>>709416351
marry?
thats a strange way to spell rape
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>>709416351
Oh and she loves guns and when I go out to shoot in my backyard (own land) she wants a turn too and has her own conceal carry. I'm still trying to figure out the catch too trust me.
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>>709413219
Because girls don't play video games only guys and traps do
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>>709416351
hold on to that girl. chicks that likes niggers & hates guns are worthless whores
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>>709414859
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>>709416736
Confirmed it has a penis and manboobs!
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>>709414859
I'd fuck her.
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>>709416944
So you'd fuck literal roles of fat greased over with sweat. It's also unshaven, and hard to penetrate. A blind man could read the LOTR Trilogy on her cottage cheese ass rolls.
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>>709413219
Because its over rated and any retard can pick up a controller and play most the games out there. If she played something that required skill, like dark souls, or MOBA'S, or really went HARDCORE into any of the games, id be impressed. Even FO3 is hard at max difficulty with no saves, vats, or stimpacks.
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>>709414769
You're wrong about that. I watch big bang theory (or rather used to before they started fucking Sheldon over with a relationship plot). I've been a gamer since I was 6 and got Pokemon Red. I have 5 consoles and 2 PCs and I play on them daily. Also, I'm most definitely not a wannabe. Wannabe try to be hipster and stream on twitch. I do neither. I've though about recording some gameplay for games I enjoy, but I don't see myself ever getting into it for the money. Although it would be nice, I feel like once you get in it for the money, you start being fake and playing stuff you don't enjoy because it's popular.
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>>709413219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olZtBCb25ls
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>>709414859
Ha i lost damn.
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>>709415036
>Git gud then.
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>>709413219
Because they don't exist. Girls aren't gamers. Don't know you?
>( G )uy
>( I )n
>( R )eal
>( L )ife
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I don't know. I slowly started hating woman because well they are good for nothing. And full of shit
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>>709414025
thats why he fucked her in the butt, hes a faggot
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>>709417592
if you all you is play gay little shooter/fps games (cod, battlefield for example) then youre a bellend wannabe mate
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>>709413219
girls are awful at video games
>fact
the vast majority of games have been targeted to boys and have only been widely popular since the ups
>fact
most girls that are "into" gaming either play some trash moba like league, some shitty mmo, or poketrash
>fact
having a girlfriend who enjoys playing games with you or likes watching you play is more beneficial than being with a girl who actively plays games herself
>fact
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>>709413219
Because I have a wife
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>>709413219
I'm married. Two kids. My wife likes doing crafts from Pinterest. She could give less of a Fuck about games.
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>>709413219
Real gamers are married to their PCs.
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>>709418365
ups = 80's

>>709418406
>>709418445
kek
whatever helps you sleep at night
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>>709415036
You fucking suck, you fucking casual.
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>>709413219
Because I'm gay
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just broke up. i still miss her. also my first girlfriend (just game out of the closet) im a dota player and she plays league and we were teaching each other how to play. our first sleepover we went against each other in csgo.
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>>709415538
the definition of cuk is your retarded ass
anyone that can't beat a girl in a fighting game that revolves around button mashing is inferior to dirt
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>>709418654
Lemme suck your cock then. I'm straight.
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>>709415798
Sounds like youd have a good time if youd stop being a pansy. She sounds like someone who needs to be dommed to be taught house rules. Maybe dress her up as a slam piggy to drive home how gross shes been.
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>>709417521
>dark souls
>difficult
>git gud
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>neglects you for the electronic jew
>lusting for a degenerate like that
LMAO you're retards
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>>709419189
The only one harder in the whole set is demon souls and its known for its difficulty. Stop being such a tryhard.
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>>709413219
because i have a gamer wife.
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>>709413219
The women i know dont play games, many just browse clickbait on their phones and binge watch mediocre shows for entertainment at home. Typically they own a tablet or an ancient laptop. Ofc ive met a few online who play but in all honesty theyve seemed a little on the schizo side just cant seem to get a read on them
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>>709419982
Total crap!
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Because I no longer classify as a gamer my self.
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> come home to comfy gamer waifu
> we have amazing sex then settle in for some overwatch
> snuggle up and destroy noobs

I'm ready to die now
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>>709420381
It's a fairly accurate description. In all my years gaming online, only one girl I met wasn't a complete sociopath / narcissist.
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>>709420527
Well I'm neither and I game and I pwn.
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>>709413219
already do
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>>709421091
do you burn coal?
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>>709414859
Looks like my gf. Plays hard, fucks harder. Win.
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>>709421322
why would do you ask?
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>>709413219
For the same reason I don't have a gf...
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>>709415036
Chris what the fuck are you doing on 4chan.
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Because they're all fake and/or cringy
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>>709422237
Looking for trap porn
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>>709413219
I did. She was a cheating whore that deserve all the abuse she's taken after I dumped her.
>picking boyfriends to make an ex jealous
>gets beaten and sexually assaulted by several men after me
>I never laid a hand on her
I don't believe in karma, but holy fuck did that situation almost make me a believer. She fucked up the greatest thing she's ever had, by her own words, still years later and multiple partners later she stands by this.
>mfw
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>>709413219

No you're mom doesn't play video games
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>>709413219

Because I married her and she became a gamer wife. feelsgoodman.
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>>709415538
She's a keeper. Your attempts at beating her, which you'll probably succeed at sooner or later, will bring you closer together. Just make sure you aren't a fucking cuck in any other situation.
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>>709422927
It's passed your bed time. And by that I mean abortion date.
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>>709413219
My GF games but I'm such an asshole in game that she refuses to play with me now :P
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>>709415271
whining like a little bitch, you're friend zoned so hard that you're Matt LeBlanc
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Very few of them exist where I live, and the few that do look very much like a female equivalent of pic related, except more Mexican.
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>>709421091
absolutely disgusting
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>>709413977
>anal
Chick's a dude you fucking faggot
>inb4 feminine penis
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>>709414025
>implying that is a negative
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>>709423409
fuck you.
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>>709422777
Very nice anon, validated by trips as well.
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if elder scrolls and sims doesnt count. No girl is a real gamer
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>>709423409
>>709424010

No he's right, that bitch is far from attractive. I can tell just looking at her she's a cunt.
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>>709424546
Top kek, this. Spent a few months with my last ex making a house in the Sims. Shit was pretty fun, until of course like every relationship it wears out and that was that.
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>>709415036
Fucking casual
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>>709421091
Follow the rules
Let's see that dick, dude
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>>709424010
do you want a better critique? i hate everything about that picture. from the toilet in the background to your stupid pose, "edgy" facial expressions, revolting display of nerddom and the fact that you post here hoping to be loved by all. the neckbeard weaboo's you're look for to fight over you is on /soc/ - take your weird slug like eyebrows over there and don't come back.
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>>709424962
Savagery/10
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I'm slowly turning my GF into a gamer, but she grew up without video games. She never even had a fucking NES because her parents are pretentious assholes.
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>>709424962
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>>709424962
at least she can triforce. lol
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>>709414524
sorry but why wouldnt people like dodger? shes awesome
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>>709415798
>>709418893
Can confirm, its kind of like this with my gf. If she doesn't do whats required of her, I spank her. If she is being a cunt, I spank her. It always fixes the problem, she does her required cleaning and we have fun playing games together afterwards. Good shit.
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>>709413219
Because most of the really good looking ones play in the MLG circuits and want nothing to do with scrubs like us. Basically unless you're attractive and a pro gamer you aren't getting one unless you're gifted by the gods with blessed RNG rolls when meeting women
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>>709421091
Ay gril. You live in Houston?
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>>709425757
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>>709425757
No. And that guy's a prick.
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>>709422777
Women can't into logic.
My ex said the same shit... said she'd been beaten and all that all the time before me, said I was the best thing ever to her and nobody had ever been so nice... then I found out she was sending naked pictures to a close mate of mine.
Don't speak to either of them anymore.
Women don't know good things that are right there infront of them.
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>>709426119
same here. Difference is, mine got me arrested and was on bail for 18 months. The cunt can go get fucked.
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>>709413723
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>>709426783
>owning pokemon bedsheets means gamer

wat
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I had one , she was a psycho. Have nudes if want. Pic related, it's her.
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>>709426988
sexy eyes, would love to see what that body's like
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>>709426988
yeah okay
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>>709414025
nice
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>>709413723
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>>709413219
But I already do

BTFO
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>>709427295
And she's only 19 with a dope ass personality. Plus she's pretty funny, got skills too.
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>>709426858
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>>709427106
Her ass
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>>709427546
>>709426783
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>>709427593
and i'm fapping
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cuz they hoes
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>>709427539
>dope ass personality
>primejailbait.com
she doesn't know you exist and never will
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>>709427106
Her again
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>>709427690
Any of that pussy?
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>>709427776
What is she doing? Waiting for link to lop off her nipple or what?
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>>709427924
showing link an ugly ass nip
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>>709427924
idk man all nintendo gamers are weird
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>>709413219
I do, she's not very good yet and is afraid to put parts in her computer but we're working on it.
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>>709427669
I actually talk to her all the time although I gotta admit pj is where I found her LOL
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>>709427752
No she was very self conscious about it was pretty sloppy looking. She was the same with her feet, those were cute tho.
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>>709414859
It looks like megatrons cheeks are full.
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>>709428168
and one of these days, maybe she'll even reply
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would you tie her up and rape her?
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because video games are for men because we love logic. If your girl loves games she also loves being dominant. You are a beta who probably fights with her a lot or a beta who succumbs to her without a fight.
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Gamer girls where I live are fat ugly cunts or they only play Blizzard games. There's one girl who I find particularly okay but all she does is play WoW and draw.
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>>709413219
because this is more reality of what gamer girls look like
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>>709428168
Btw her name is Autumn Rhodes she's from Niagara Falls Ontario. Her email is [email protected]. Her twitch is barbiegirll, twitter @AutumnRhodess,
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>>709420508
>do none of those
>still ready to die
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>>709420508
overwatch is trash and shes probably cheating on you with a real man.
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>>709413219
Because they are fucking lazy and disgusting, especially if they are white.
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>>709428295
She does don't really care to prove it but she's actually really kind and caring she streams and doesn't have very many followers so it was easy getting her attention.
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>>709421091
>I'm le normal grill and I pwn at blideo blames xDDDDDDDD

The reason everyone thinks girl gamers are cancer.
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>>709428764
Actually she has a decent amount of followers she kinda just sucks at steaming so she doesn't get many views
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>>709428764
no fucks were given as to your masturbatory fantasies, anon
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>>709413219
never get a mmo gf, they fucking have nothing else in their life and sex is shit since they want back on their games again and rush it
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I met a girl one time at a music festival, who not only really liked video games, she also had good music taste and loved adult swim. Good looking blonde 8/10. I ended losing my wing man who was schmoozing her friend and was things were still going good until they got me stoned. I started getting a little confused and lost them in a crowd. Damn ganja fuckin me over again. I got redemption the next day, but from a much less attractive girl. Still think about that woman and how I could have handled the thing better. Live and learn I guess.
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I don't play games
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>>709429017
All good she does make for a good fap her ass is on point
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>>709428574
>white
Theres a 50% chance she is a he
Theres a 70% chance she thinks your dick is too small
Theres a 90% chance shes cheating on you to make a nice handsome black baby
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>>709429337
Except she's Canadian and not some mentally ill, coal burning, ignorant American or Brit
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>>709429569
My apologies.
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>>709413219
Because they're obnoxious, lazy, and selfish as fuck.
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>>709413219
I's put mer floobadeedoo ern sida andur merns poopdadoo. Ya jur?
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>>709429666
Checked satanic trips
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>>709430090
something is wrong. satan does not apologize.
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>>709428571
Would smash/10.
I'd love to lick her sweaty cunt after an all night mine craft Lan party.
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>>709429005
>dope ass personality
>isn't popular on twitch bc not good at streaming
well which one fucking is it anon?
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>>709429759
Ner dis quer ain't nvr gets sum stickadeedoo on his floobadeedoo. Yur gets ta git some stickadeedoo from a merns wit Dat der vagroo. Yur jur?
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Used to
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>>709413219
I started talking with one and she got another guy.
Now I'm talking to some other chick who's not into gaming. Aw well.
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>>709427690
Face and tits?
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>>709418744
pussy! you should of been balls deep in that vagiggleganch making her squeal like a pig!
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>>709426119
This is EXACTLY what I initially found. The abuse came after our breakup though.
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>>709413379
wtf is vice versa to fucking whilst playing?

not fucking?
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>>709428976
Whatevs, fool.
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>>709426401
>Original ex-hating anon here
Lol, mine tried. During a very fragile peroid of my life, close after our breakup, she actually sexually assaulted me. (yeah, yeah, female on male rape is impossible... not.. especially when you've found her sexually attractive before...)
She later tried to isolate me by actually telling our whole town I raped her. She stopped once I threatened to charge her for slandering, or what ever it's called in english.
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because I doesn't know how to get girlfriend :(
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>>709431778
oh, you again. haven't you had enough already? there's nothing here for you. no anon is going to demand your kik or your skype or fb. not even the degenerates of /b/ finds you remotely attractive. questions?
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>>709421091
Why do you have to be such a stereotypical shitlord? seriously
>yes, I'm biased, my whoring ex was a huge zelda fan, that franchise can go fuck itself
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>>709413219
My boyfriend has his own. We actually played co-op portal 2 while having sex once, it was pretty fun
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>>709432127
That's yer opinion.
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>>709426988
I feel for you anon, she's at the very least decent looking. Moving away from that shit is even harder, even if she's a psycho. Glad you found the strength tho anon, we don't need this sort of negativity in our lives.
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>>709432172
I'm not your ex.
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>>709413219
xpwaste
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>>709413219
Because gamer girls don't care about the guys, just the game.
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>>709432410
and these
>>709432172
>>709424907
>>709424590
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>>709431709
Fucking while playing and playing while fucking
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>>709432616
Yes we do, I care about my guy immensely
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>>709424590
This
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>>709428764
>>709429005
Of the chart autism right her. Props to these cunts taking you virgins money by simply being a somewhat attractive woman who can operate a computer well enough to stream themselves playing autism.
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>>709413219
because she went to college and became really cold and shitty and overly interested in politics and psychology and social work.her sense of humor literally left the building she became a bitter cynical shrew with a superiority complex and a chip on her shoulder and permanent bitch face.
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>>709432410
As well as the opinion of the rest of us. Clearly you posting here for attention is not working. No, being a girl is not a merit, neither is being a 'gamer', at least not on an anonymous imageboard where no one should be treated with respect.
>inb4 calling us all fat neckbeards
>doesn't understand that this insults herself
>not even neckbearded fatties on /b/ have low enough standards to fall for your attention seeking
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>>709428668
Both wrong, kek
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>>709415798
We're not all that bad, jesus. I'm way cleaner, and actually a bit more mature than my (also a gamer) boyfriend. No, I'm not perfect, i come with issues, but you dont have to make it seem like every gamer chick is insane
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>>709432470
Of course not, but you're filling the role of the stereotypical plebtier female gamer. I'm sure you genuinely like it, but that's no reason for anyone to actually desire you.
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>>709428571
looks stinky as fuk
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>>709431229
Unfortunately not. Probably knew I'd share them with Anon at some point after we broke up.
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>>709433193
No, no he's not. Overwatch is most certainly shit tier autism fuel.
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>>709433106
rekt
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>>709429005
> sucks at streaming
> is attractive female
>?
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>>709413219
I do, and it isn't always sexy game time. Real life isn't porn. We play together in our pajamas at 3 am. We usually do sexual shit to get the upper hand against eachother in games, and that ends up going somewhere. I'm really glad I have someone who actually enjoys vidya and is actually good at it, though.
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>>709431778
How does it feel knowing your entire self worth is having cocks drilled into your various orifices?
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>>709433203
For once I agree with the gamergirl. Gaming is a hobby like any other. It's just that female gamers are *very* rare, and when you find one, the probability of them being socially retarded is higher than usual. This is because female gamers rarely have a social aspect to their gaming since they're so rare and doesn't feel very connected to the rest of the gaming community. This leads to fangirling over plebtier shitty franchises and general lack of social skills in general since they don't have anyone to relate to. Of course, this is a generalization, but it tends to have a varying degree of truth to it.
Almost every male I've grown up around was interested in games, and they had social connections based around this, as well as the ability to bond over games with just about anyone in their circle of acquaintances.
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>>709422341
Does anyone actually believe that kid is her biological child?
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>>709413219
>Gaymer girlfriend
Because I want someone who is lazy and autistic like myself
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>>709431709
Getting fucked?
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>>709432127
>>709433840
Do you actually think you're talking to the girl in the pictures?
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>>709433814
i hate you for having that experience
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>>709433914
Gaming doesn't make them insane, being a woman does
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>>709413219
Cause regular girls aren't fucking faggots like gamer girls. I would rather date someone with an aim in life beyond the scope of video games than a gamer girl
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>>709434189
Arguing for the sake of argument is the whole point of /b/. Where's the fun if we don't run with it? Whether it's real or not is irrelevant, are we lucky we can destroy another sense of entitlement.
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>>709428976
lost at blideo blames
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>>709423280
dota2/lol player found
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They're either already taken or batshit-angsty teens.
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>>709434372
this man knows
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>>709433432
>I don't like it, so it's shit 100% certified.
Call of Duty is guud game ye
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>>709434307
We're talking about probability of severe mental issues here. Of course this takes into account the average insanity of women, and even humans in general. The point is the exceptional levels that being a "gamer girl" actually permits.
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>>709434572
>defending suicide watch
It's like you want people to know of your shit taste
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>>709413219
I have an asian gamer girl. Already put a ring on it
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>>709434372
>women can't have hobbies
>that means they have no goal in life
You're on 4chan mate, your hobby is distracting you from a productive life.
>being this hypocritical
I'm not even trying to defend the gamer girls, lol
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This chick is into anime and plays tons of adventure rpg games.
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>>709433076
dude, do you live in NL?
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>>709415246
> never puts out
> acts like a 16 year old boy
Pick one
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>>709413219
because you can either have a gamergirl or a girl that cooks, cleans and does the rest of the things that a woman should do

dont get a gamergirl. use a friend for that.

also actual gamergirls dont look that good like in your image
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>>709434810
>I'm not even trying to defend the gamer girls, lol
>defends gaymer grills
Fucking nu male, gaming is hardly a hobby. It's just entertainment
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>>709434398
most batshit insane post i have read this week
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>>709413374
A swing and a miss
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I'm a gamer girl. NOW GIMME ATTENSHUN.
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>>709434931
You fuck alot of 16yo boys?
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>>709433193
Overwatch is fucking gay dude, the only good that came out of it was the porn and notbing else.
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>>709434946
only a few of us can have that. Couldn't give a shit about the rest of you, I'm keeping mine
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Cause they all fake it
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>>709435131

We found the faggot too poor to buy Overwatch after expecting it to be f2p.

Overwatch is the best multiplayer fps available right now and everyone who isn't a poor retard recognizes that.
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>>709433076
You sound like someone I might know.
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>>709434304
Why?
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My gamer wife will get angry.
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>>709435030
I'm not defending them, I'm simply attacking you. This is not the american election where one thing means the opposite of the other.
You clearly have no idea of the definition of a hobby either.
Would you consider a deep film interest a hobby? No, I'm not talking about watching the same 3 fucking movies all day, but actually finding entertainment and analyzing it? You're just butthurt because I disagreed with you.
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>>709435320
>not playing verdun
Nothing beats blowing half the head off a frenchman while his friend lies beside him screaming for his mommy.
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>>709413219
I had one, but she was a slut
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me and my boyfriend both are gamers. And since I have a shitty room, my PC was in his room (students living in other cities) and so we gamed a lot next to eachother, fighting over who was entitled ot have the sound xD (only one stereo set). And we actually stayed up many nights gaming so late, we were to tired for sex.. But still, great relationship.
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Woman suck at games it's like asking a girl if she has a boyfriend that is great at doing his own makeup
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>>709434676
Paladin great game 10/10.
You don't seem to understand the concept of the word 'opinion'.

The thing is a lot of people enjoy Overwatch, it might even be the biggest fps atm besides russian go
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>>709435735
And then ofc you ruined that by fucking another guy
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>>709435798
hahahaha, not like i'm triggered or anything, but with my ex I used to beat him and all of his friends in all the games we played. Took me some months of gaming together, but I beat the crap out of them.
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>>709434913
where? lol
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>>709435735
Too many words to say "I'm not showing my tits"
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>>709435456
>I play vidiya gamis all day
That's not the same thing as having a deep interest in something to the point of analyzing it. You're just grasping at straws trying to defend your already weak argument.
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>>709436032
My only response to this is your ex and your friends probably also suck at vidya. You were right to leave him that filthy casual
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>>709436030
not sure if actually that cynical and dumb, or trying to trigger me on you hating women. We actually still are together. Don't know why you assume shit went bad. Best sex ever.
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>>709413219
Because most 'gamer girls' are fake as fuck (don't even know the difference between Minecraft and Yu-Gi-Oh), and the ones that aren't are usually fat as fuck and are as insufferable as men.
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>>709436045
I know a guy like this in Hoorn, North Holland.
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>>709436213
Yes indeed. Can't beat my current boyfriend, but I still beat a lot of other people at a lot of games.
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gamer girls have the shittiest taste in games, I'd rather date /mu/ or /fa/,
At least then we can be moody and hate the world.

The only attractive gamer girls with good taste are ether Lain-tier Tomoko hikikomori who don't talk to anyone, or korean.
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Well, you know. Girls that take to gaming as a serious hobby are often more lonely for whatever reason, resulting in not going out as much, worse eating habits or perhaps craziness.
But isn't this the same for guys... I don't know a lot of attractive gamer guys either.
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Honestly, gamer girlfriends are overrated. I dated a few fellow gamers when I was younger, and they all got fat, had no friends, and didn't have the ambition to get a real job. My wife, on the other hand, rarely plays games. She is also in good shape, helps pay the bills and clean up the house, and we don't have to worry about being able to afford two TVs/systems/etc. tl;dr dating a gamer girl is something neckbeard virgins dream of, not real men.
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I do. And she plays more than I do.
She's currently into PS2 games right now. Just finished Kingdom hearts, and working her way through Mark of Kri.
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>>709435050
No sane person believes anything posted on /b/, but for there to be anything more than shitty banana ylyl threads you have to at least pretend like you believe it. This is the very foundation of the trolling of /b/, and in the beginning this was the whole idea of /b/. Base a discussion around believing nothing of what's said, but shoot down any attempt to actually make a point. This is what made /b/ amazing, and why it lacks original content today. Anons simply gave up, because there's no point. Newfags can't see the value in rolling with the presumptions because they no longer have any incentive to do this. It's all banana ylyl, celeb threads, shitty roll threads and fb fap because of it. I guess this is where we're at.
And yes, /b/ was shit back then too. It's just that it was entertainingly bad.
>inb4 lol newfag
>I have nothing to gain from spouting early contributions
>nor do I give a fuck if you actually believe me or not
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>>709436209
So one type of entertainment is a hobby but the other isn't? I'm not saying people playing vidya all day have a hobby. I'm saying there *are* cases with people that genuinely make it a hobby. I'm a game enthusiast, but I wouldn't call my interest a hobby. My roommate on the other hand collects games and definitely analyses every single game he finds. He definitely has made it into a hobby, and yes, he's male, but that's beside the point. Although completely off topic by now.
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Wife is a gamer that I met while playing games years and years ago.

Eh, it's an okay life.
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>>709436213
Or the fact that your ex was a cuck that only played the games you wanted to.
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>>709437297
hahahhaahnope. why can't you guys deal with this? I actually helped him out when he couldn't beat the boss of a game he liked and I didn't play
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>>709436745
What's your definition of gamer?
Because the girls often referring to themselves as gamergirls are at most as interested as the average male that wouldn't call themselves a gamer.
And there's a very small fraction of the whole human population that is in any way attractive. Of course gamers are no exception, and their hobby does in no way develop desirable physical traits, unlike sports or active lifestyles.
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>>709436749
This.

You don't want a gamer girl, you just think you do. What you really want is a girl who will suck you off while you play games.

Getting sucked off while playing vidya and smoking weed is probably the best experience short of doing the same thing while also on mushrooms.
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>>709413525
>she got fat so I got a hotter one
>not gonna find a hottie that likes video games
>dry up a vagina like no other
I have no idea why any female would find you attractive, let alone one that fits your particular set of extremely high "standards".
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>>709437561
>or
>What is reading comprehension
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>>709434846
I know her. she goes to my school
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>>709434398
didn't realize this was a cringe thread.
>implying 4chan is for logical debates
You're looking for your reddit safespace. inb4 you fags try to get into some kind of pseudo intellectual debate before resorting to name calling and "muh sources kek". You're the cancer that ruined this place.
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>>709434946
Listen...

You faggots cannot have it both ways. You want a girl thats good at games? Focus on her skill and NOT on her tits. The reason you're all saying "girls can't play video games" is because the only ones that gets views on twitch are wearing clown make up and have their tits hanging out. You only have yourselves to blame for this shit.
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>>709437790
Doesn't much matter what you think.

I'm not girlfriending up a pig
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>>709438031
You completely disregarded the last third of that post, didn't you? It's all for the sake of ruining the slim potential of someone actually coming here thinking they're entitled to anything.
We were here before reddit was even in alpha.
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>>709437790
cause your cuckold betafaggotry just will never understand the nuances of how an alpha male can sexually attract multiple females

And can interchange sexual partners based on the males will, not the womans
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>>709438415
>We were here before reddit was even in alpha.
Pic related, its the news story that brought you here in 2007. If you WERE an oldfag, you'd know better than to use collective terms like "we". There's never been a "we", and that bullshit "we are legion" meme started as a JOKE specifically because there was no "we" and the thought of there being a "we" was laughable. Lurk moar. Here's your final (You), 1/10 shit tier b8 but I took it anyways.
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>>709438553
>alpha male
Found the fucking virgin. ITT shit that literally never happened.
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