so I don't have a sharpie
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
so I don't have a sharpie
>>709383985
then put the pen in your asshole
May we see your ass?
>>709384020
obviously this
Kik?
Write "Schmetterling und Eichhörnchen" pleaseee
>>709383985
Sniff your feet please, like this.
Those free shampoo bottles will suffice
>>709383985
use your fingers then. straight up the poop chute thanks
>>709383985
Tell me 'I'm the captain now'.
Nice tits OP, I would spunk on them!
>>709384089
Gtfo feet fags. Ruin every thread. Go outside and see all the feet you want. You don't get to see everyone's pussy though, that's why you request that. GOD
>>709383985
Favorite panties please?
>>709383985
Age?
>>709384052
This
>>709383985
>MAGA
i fucking love you
fuck the sharpie, here's a ring
>>709383985
can you write happy birthday on a piece of paper for me. today has been a shit birthday lmao
im 23
Fuck girl captains
>>709383985
Can we see that ass?
want to see your knicker !!
>>709384456
literally yuck. wtf u doing op
>>709384456
Nice you on a work trip?
>>709384456
Hahahaha.
No you are meant to tell me that I'm the captain now. Also....Hairy butt, spread it.
>>709383985
Spread Vagina pls and if u want write "for lesky" next to it
>>709384547
Gross I poop from there :p youre the captain now.
And sorry, Civs came out, dont have time to shave for you faggots
>>709384608
Let see that pussy OP
>>709383985
lets see them pits, also lotion on tits
>>709384666
Trips dont lie lets see it
>>709383985
>so I don't have a sharpie
Sharpies can be replaced by a large pen, a normal pen, pencil, bottle, dildo, vibratory, Barbie dolls.
Whatever speaks
>>709384608
>civ
literally kill yourself you fucking disgusting bitch whore
open vag let's go
>>709384315
>>709384925
Do this please
>>709384089
Forget the haters, love that you're doing this.
Nipple pinch for me?
>>709384925
How much does being a slut turn you on?
>>709384925
Favorite panties please
>>709384456
So, if your a grill, why u got a hairy ass!?!
>>709384925
Very nice spread it open for us
>>709384925
nice, keep going i'm rock hard.
>>709384925
I'm the captain now, and I approve this picture
>>709384925
can u write ¨give your cum dan´´ and spread your pussy for me plz
>>709385001
just enough that I dont need to go get fucked by niggers
>>709385085
how do you make your dick stay straight out like that? mine goes up towards my belly button and it sucks because i cant fuck anyone doggystyle
Gotta snapchat b
>>709385139
Nice
OP could you please draw a picture of Rick Sanchez on your inner thigh pointing towards your ladyhood with the caption "and awaaaay we go!"
>>709385142
Yeah there's no fixing that mate, live with it.
Can you write "b7ebak samer" on a paper and hold it next to your tits pls? I"m a loser looking to impress his friends
>>709385250
that sucks man :\
>>709383985
Hey babe. Hey sexy lady. I love you so much. Can we be friends pls? You are so pretty babe I love you so much forever pls love me friend.
>>709385010
These are my favorite becuz theyre comfy.
>>709385139
Idc who you are you win my love tonight
Btfo niggers and cucks
>>709385323
Indian detected
>>709385290
upward curve is master race ask any girl
>>709385139
come be our slut:
fem
anon
cams
(dot)
com
>>709385323
Swag game is strong.
>>709385334
Write Waterfall on a clean note & tuck it in your panties
>>709385334
Show feet please
Suck on a finger?
>>709385370
why is that?
>>709383985
What are you searching for? Just attention or wanna get dirty?
>>709385369
kek
>>709385449
puts pressure on her gspot, most dildo have upward curve for this reason
>>709385055
Found the virgin.
>>709384020
no she must go buy a sharpie than put in in her bum, while she is still in the store it's the only way.
>>709384925
gross, shave you whore
>>709385534
found the dude fucking ugly rank bitches
>>709385334
>Polka dots panties
Exquisite taste. Thanks!
>>709385534
I'M absolutely baffled when faggots think all girls look like pornstars
>>709383985
Nice tits, but please consider shelling out for some mole removal surgery, it's cheap after the initial consultancy fee
>>709385139
KEK
>>709385622
Patriarchy
>>709385456
Just so fucking bored I cant think
>>709385334
Spread that pussy open
>>709385622
I'm absolutely astounded when femfag's think all men have pornstar penises.
>>709383985
Only sluts wear chokers
>>709385334
Bend over and lets see that ass with those sexy panties on
>>709385687
Write Waterfall on a clean note please :(
>>709385735
what is your point? She already proved she is that by posting here
>>709385687
I'm the captain, it would be mighty swell if we could get a doggy pose, or a classic shoe on head. Either or.
>>709385687
show feet
>>709385735
She's posting nudes on /b/ you think she's not a slut?
>>709385413
Shit that kid is a natural born player
>>709385773
I thought it was common knowledge that only sluts wear chokers
>>709385795
Read; fuck feet fags
>>709385735
hey, don't slut shame. I mean why would you, you would be shaming any female you had/have in your life.
>>709385687
nice op. what about on all fours, boobs hanging down. that's my fave
arm press boobs together, times your camera
>>709385687
I'm sorry to hear you are bored...But at least you are making my day way better^^
So what can we do to un-bore you?
Put those panties into your pussy
Who wants to go see dr strange with me?
>>709383985
you're very beautifull.
write "Sylout rocks" for my friend please.
>>709385909
Seems like is gonna flop hard though
>>709385891
gets my vote
full body shot!!!
>>709385909
I'm tired of hoes with chokers
>>709385687
>this
today op was not a faggot
>>709385973
So fuck off
>>709385973
They are pretty hot though.
Call it whatever you want but it's a fucking collar
>>709385952
you think? Idk i'm bored anyway
>>709385687
Show face and tits. I can't fap to a headless body
>>709385886
>>709385909
Seeing it tomorrow for free. Thanks for the offer tho fam.
>>709385879
Yup, anal slut exclusive. chokers are hot tho I like them :p helps make up for my butterface.
kiks lynn14wu buy I probably wont send you any pics. if you wanna chat while im bored tho...
>>709385973
why would you put a choker on a gardening tool? and if your tired of it just take the choker off.
Wanna meet on chaturbate
>>709385369
Kek
>>709386112
Write Waterfall on tits ty
loving this.
>show us your pus and asshole pls!
>>709386112
Just post pics for everyone on snapchat story
>>709386112
pic of you pinching and pulling your nipple OP
sharpie in pooper
Let's see you doing a piss op.
>>709386167
i tried writing on my tits its fucking impossible with a pen
>>709386204
I would love to see that too
>>709385142
he doesn't. That webm was stolen from a thread a day or so ago.
>>709386112
thanks for the response ;) Didn't actually expect anything
>>709386204
Upvoted
>>709386204
i second this
shoe on head
>>709385142
>mine goes up towards my belly button and it sucks because i cant fuck anyone doggystyle
So does mine, and it curves up, never stopped me from fucking doggy though.
>>709386204
Agreed
>>709386113
lyrics from outkast song lol
Suck on something cock shaped?
Piss for me
>>709383985
show your face or gtfo, op. you're probably a fucking slag who would kill just by looking at people.
The room has spoken op. Let's see your golden stream.
So you shave your nipples? kek
>>709386323
how do you do it? if i push it down to point out straight it hurts a bit.
and if i slip out of her hole then it immediately points straight up again
OP, do you have short hair?
>>709386438
he doesn't because he's a content stealer
is anyone else thinking how long can taht nip hair grow?
>>709386438
Can you stop talking about your bent cock m8 I'm eating my breakfast.
>>709386407
XD My brother goes on 4chan so I will spare him. im a solid 6/10 tho.
btw if i dont respond to you on kik I probably will eventually I just have too many responses right now.
>>709383985
Fist your asshole.
>>709386438
figure it out faggot
>>709386438
Keep stretching it down when you're wanking and don't come out on the backstroke, as you get older it becomes easier naturally.
>>709386497
it isnt bent, it just points straight up instead of straight out
>>709386509
If this is true, then your brother most likely already jacks off in your panties while you're not home, so post anyway
>>709386513
This
>>709386204
this please: into a glass
Think this might be a trap
isn't that stiches around the nips
indicates some fag got himself a fresh new pair of tits
>>709386509
Is he on now? cause if he isn't he won't see. pls show face.
>>709386547
thanks anon ill try
Show us your asshole please..
>>709386589
Or OP had surgery
>>709386497
This
>>709386571
>>709386509
He's probly right so give it a go
>>709386589
being this fucking retarded AND blind
>>709386603
That show is so fucking bad
>>709386589
She posted a pic of her pussy...
>>709386571
Could this become a 4chan live wincest?
>>709386589
would still fuck him
>>709386603
i dont fucking know, maybe. im at a hotel
>>709386509
your brother has already whacked it while smelling your panties anyway you might as well just give him a few pics to to look at while inhaling yer minge.
>>709386617
It's just that your suspensor ligament is tight, you could also get it cut but that's a pretty drastic solution to a fairly non problem.
>>709386659
That show is brilliant. Fuck you m9
>>709386661
didnt see that shit
>>709386589
that is hair nigga, not stiches
>>709386682
/thread
Op is a fucking man. Look at his man ass, and man titties
>>709385055
because I'm a trap.
I was born with a penis, but it doesn't matter because I've decided to be a girl, and you won't be able to make me change my mind.
>>709386671
Can we see the bottom half of your face while you suck something?
>>709386589
You're stupid.
>>709386728
Clearly he's never seen hair follicles before, maybe he doesn't have nips himself.
Soles of feet please
>>709386589
its a fat guy pretending to be a girl, posting some randome fat ass pussy, and hairy ass to get attention lmao
>>709386759
this
>>709386759
nice try faggot
>>709386798
Feck off she already said fuck feet cunts like you
>>709386728
and man pussy...
>>709386832
mate you aussie? kek
>>709386807
>virgin detected
>>709386789
i had never seen a girl with nip hair but had heard of it. It's nasty imo tho
>>709386204
>>709383985
yes, op. Pee4/b/
OP confirmed as dude abandon thread
>>709386807
Don't ruin this thread
>>709386861
Irish but close enough I guess.
>>709386887
Every girl has nip hair, they surround the areola in a ring, just like all mammals have hair and nipples(except male rats)
I love how I can post a pic of my pussy and theres still a few faggots who will think im a guy because theyve only seen pornstarts with fucking lasered everything... never change /b/
Hey op you scudbook, don't start a bread then fuck off answering the weirdos on kik.
>>709386168
She can't do this. She is fat
>>709386112
What state are you in OP?
>>709386759
homo
>>709386956
well i've seen some tits back in my day and they never had hair
>>709387003
Clearly a very relaxed state
Keep posting Maga, you're doing good work
>>709386963
Those fags be like
>>709386956
fuck up cunt
>>709386589
Send a pic, standing up, from neck all the way down to your toes. Let's see what type of body you actually have instead of magic illusion tricks
>>709387024
They all do anon, whether a chick removes them is another story but every adult female grows hair follicles around the areola.
>>709387050
>mfw
>>709383985
>>709384456
>>709384925
>>709385139
>>709385334
>>709385687
shave your pussy and do pictures. right now!
>>709386995
And that ass is muscular?
>>709384925
2 hairy for me
also boobs are nothing special
not gay just I get to hit something better than this every night.
4chan has done (and frequently continues to do) better
>>709383985
Fist in pooper then
>>709387122
That ass is a firm jiggle not a fat pocket like OP will have
>>709387164
You're gay /b/ro
>>709386956
I literally just checked my tits and there is no hair, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Do you think we all go around shaving our tits?
>>709387108
this
>>709387190
That has yet to be seen
>>709387236
proof or gtfo
>>709387236
kek
prove it
>>709387236
I don't care what you do but I know sure as shit you have hair follicles covering your tits.
>>709387106
virgin detected
>>709386589
>havent seen women having nipple hair
Virgin detected
>>709387236
you know the rules.
tits and timestamp or get out of /b
>>709387236
i can see the thread turning on op if she doesn't start being a good little slut and doing what she's told.
>>709383985
Ever stuffed your panties into your v hole? if not give it a go?
I for one dig that natural look OP.. Don't listen to the fags.. Your tits and pussy look great! Would love to lick you down there..
>>709385334
Show whats in your paper bag pls
>>709387304
>Thinks mammals aren't covered in hair
How was school today?
>>709387108
op is retarded or even fake
wont delivar
>>709387324
I am not OP. I don't post threads all about my tits on /b/. Go suck your dad's cock
>>709387322
Literally the first post idiot
>>709386938
whatever , enjoy urself fam
>>709387386
the fuck is a mammal? did you spell animal wrong or something?
>>709387289
I'M TAKING OUT THE MICROSCOPE
>>709387268
Bet you it's 3/10
>>709386757
And the pussy pics she posted?
Dumbass.
>>709387322
You're completely dumb, aren't you?
>>709387236
You have hair. You can distract by making a WEBM of them bouncing.
>>709387413
its not you faggot
>>709387398
Then you have no purpose here so run along.
>>709387446
Kek
>>709387101
This op, you fat cow
>>709387398
shut up cum dumpster post tits like god intended or end yourself
>>709387477
do this and ill post a picture of my cock.
>>709387446
Memmel whatever now stfu I wasn't talking to you
>>709387413
shave your pussy and provide pics. i know you want it
>>709387398
But if you checked tits you are either fat or female. The fact that your tits don't have hair would suggest the latter. So if you're a female I must insist, due to the rules of this area of the internet, you are to tits or gtfo.
>>709387454
>>709387451
Fire away
>>709387446
Heh, 2/10
>>709387533
great. everyone definitely wants to see that. thank you for your contribution.
>>709387101
Let's see it!
>>709386589
>>709387569
i agree.
I think this thread is now hopeless
>>709387454
get the fuck out weeatard
>>709385139
nice MAGA
>>709387553
I'm a very fat and ugly man who shaves his nipples every day
>>709387537
I'm an Irish man so unless you want me to share a picture of my ass or cock with you I can't do much else I'm afraid.
OP is fake
>>709387656
It's a trap!
Who fucking cares about follicles from hair on tits you fucking virgins. Type of faggots to get a blow job and complain it's too wet. Now back to where OP lives I check people in at Holiday Inn and want to see if I can figure out her name off the system. Then it's just looking for the fair skinned red head'a Facebook maybe sending her bro some nudes kek
>>709387481
Nigger you are retarded are you fucking kidding me
>>709387656
i dont care your shit. just do what i said
>>709387342
i aint mad, im like a 6/10 at best... but im 115 lb and happy enough with my body, just get lazy with the shaving.
I would like to have a farm where I have ample space to take in dogs and cats who needs homes. I'm also sort of lazy and not very handy, so I'd need to hire somebody to do the actual work of maintaining a farm.
>>709387655
Lies
>>709387702
That is very stupid. You're a very stupid man.
>>709384925
Post this to Holiday Inn's Twitter...
>>709387732
We Irish obey no one
>>709387741
you have no idea the ways i would annihilate you.
>>709385085
I wanna send this to Carpenter Brut.
>>709387741
Could you spread your pussy lips apart for us? I'd love to see that.
spread asshole open and insert finger into anus.
>>709387741
Can you please do the same as this one, but with a note saying: Quinn <3
I need this to fap for my fetish!
>>709387769
You've tempted me even more you very stupid mongloid
>>709387741
> lazy
> bored
just follow our orders to live shave your pussy. next instructions will follow then
>>709387741
How many calories do you eat per day? Also, how tall are you?
>>709387741
Hey my sister has those panties and wears a choker like that.
>>709387818
you do. rIRA
>>709384608
What does 'Civs came out' mean?
>>709387741
fire lady hair from GOT
your brother would have already recognized you because of the choker and your hair, just post your face
>>709387741
Hey hey! She isn't a fatty!!!
Most girls don't have hairy tits, and don't need to shave their tits.
That's just gross.
>>709387888
Name? Trips check
>>709387741
I need to be sleeping right now.
I challenge you too make me have to fap before I can go to sleep.
>>709387847
this
>>709387917
Fuck off console fag
>>709387925
could stand to lose a few pounds.
Also she's lying down which makes anyone like a bit thinner, you megavirgin.
>>709387908
The IRA did the exact opposite of obeying, you moron.
>>709387741
Write "whore" on your body somewhere. Body writing is fucking hot.
>>709387966
look* a bit thinner damn phone autocorrect
>>709387770
Hahahahah do it!
>>709387741
you dont look like 115, you have to be really short
>>709387741
Full front and back picture while standing. You can keep your face out of it
OP IS KILL M9'S
>>709387966
here's a porn gif for you. must be one of your favorites
>>709387990
Yea but only if another person is doing it,
>>709387963
PC master race...Playstation Console master race
>>709387741
Could you write 'hi LADR24' on a piece of paper? It was my birthday on the 24th and it was shitty
Holy shit OP your name is Amanda M. isn't it?
>>709387741
How does it feel knowing your brothers cum has been in her crotch of those panties op ?
Shoe on head
I am a classic guy
OP, post more of your amazing body and ignore these, write my name on you faggots
>>709388154
The*
>>709388140
shit, how you know?
>>709383985
>>709384456
>>709384925
>>709385139
>>709385334
>>709385687
>>709386112
>>709387741
Oh, I see that we have a very respectful lady, here.
She maintain a very proper etiquette, for this fine establishment.
>>709388140
delete this
>>709388140
>>709388186
Samefag
Captcha was waterfalls :o
>>709388204
its just a fake and s/he doesnt follow. shit thread
/thread
>>709388204
And still threats, people trying to find me :/ guess ill just fuck off to tumblr
>>709388186
May as well post face. If bro is here he will see your name now anyway.
>>709388293
Sad. I was hoping for more fun.
>>709388293
That's not a threat. That was a compliment.
i would
Shit girl
Shit photos
Shit unfunny replies and discussion
Overall verdict: shit thread, in bottom 10% of camwhore threads posted on /b/
>>709385407
there's one of you desperate perma virgins in every thread, i thought you inbreeds would've died off already. gz on not killing yourself
Check em
>>709388428
Won't post your name OP but you should definitely post more
>>709388428
yeah, agreed. Got here 5 minutes ago and am sorely disappointed.
>>709388428
I concur.
>>709388204
only feets are missing.
Whether you like it or not, OP, we are a lot of guys wanting to see what you walk on these days.
But if you know they're horrible, keep not posting.
>>709385582
Low test detected
>>709388293
yeah go fuck off to tumblr and learn aboute
selfrespect you fucking attention whore
>>709387741
re do this pic, without the pants, please :)
Spread your buttcheeks... please?
>>709387966
>look a bit thinner
I said fatty. She is average. What do you like? Fucking skelator?
>>709388508
This man is lying, foot fags are weird and you know it.
>>709388283
>>709388293
still the etiquette is observed.
and this is respectful.
if she want to play with us she may tell us.
is Op still here?
pussy and ass please!
>>709387741
Full head to toe front and back pic. While standing. You can blur/cut face out
>>709383985
I have a request....
Lose some weight
>>709388888
Get
>>709388508
no. there are NOT a lot of you guys 'these days'.
1) there are not a lot of you
2) there are not increasingly more of you
it is a weird minority fetish, just accept it or kill yourself already
>>709388508
Go outside you fat fuck. You want to see hers because you can't see your own.
>>709388703
Noooooice agreed
>>709388774
>>709388698
nope.
>>709387741
Sexy bod making me fap.
>>709388902
blind fag
>>709388428
i just hate when these camwhores come to post here, craving for some attention, with some kind of expectation to get treated like a princess
and walk out when treated like they deserve
hilarious
>>709388703
>>709388774
>>709388574
mfw there is literally a feet thread everytime you open /b at any hour of the day
>>709383985
If, you still want to play with us, my lady. You can do a little entertainment to us all by putting your dildo or the pen in your vagina.
Op wanna see you cum!
>>709388990
nigger there are multiple furry threads open on /b/ at any time of the day as well
doesn't prove shit and you know it
>>709388990
Because faggots refuse to die off
>>709389062
34 year old basement dweller has appeared. Wondering what gave it away. "My lady"
>>709388990
There are also fur and trap threads, weirdo's gotta have a home too I guess.
>>709383985
How wet does it make you to know that there a lare a lot of guys fapping to you right now?
>>709389062
>>709389274
the decidedly average girl left the thread a long time ago dude, it's time to move on
>>709389339
Hope never dies
>>709389378
Tell that to the upcoming elections
>>709389415
Im not from the USA so i cant say much about it^^
