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Why are IDs even gone?
Another night, another thread.
Nothing changes.
>>709374623
why would it change
Not an NZ thread without some kiwi chickas
>>709374669
I guess you're right. We're all just trapped in a sisyphean nightmare.
where is everyone tonight
>>709375193
Drinking on TS
>>709374927
lads
Love being home alone. I came so hard I passed out. Came to when the hot water ran out and the cold water woke me up. Good times.
sup niggers
>>709375756
Having a shower masty?
>>709375756
to celebrate I'm gonna jack off in the bath tub. And I'm gonna bend my wiener up as I'm cumming so I can shoot it in my face.
bump
>>709377250
If its gonna die, let it die. you seem desperate bumping with your tits every night
>>709377495
Lads, we have a hater.
Lump
>>709377529
Top of the keks
>>709377250
holy shit nigger how big are those?
>>709377495
Her why are ids even gone timestamps used to get heaps of replies though
>>709378198
is kk a size or are you just acknowledging me?
>>709378245
it's the number/letter combo on one of my bras that fits the comfiest... I just go with it lmao
>>709378297
I bet they don't look so great without the bra though
anyone here going to auckland uni?
>>709378810
yep why
did anymore blowie webms of quercy ever surface?
>>709379148
Love these
>>709378851
looking to get wasted and pick up sloots at shadows with new people outside of my faculty
>>709379148
kek
>>709378437
this bra doesn't even have an underwire.
evenin
>>709379148
i save each and everyone of these tbqh.
We back up in this mother fucker!
What dank memes did I miss out on this time?
>>709379148
MORE
>>709379193
which faculty you in fam
>>709379148
Pussy shot with that timestamp plzzzz
>>709379316
Is it you, senpai?
aha, anyone else remember playing these in Mercenaries on PS2?
>>709379316
You missed out on the fake idbro gets 2 threads to 300 in 1 night meme
>>709379393
We out chea tonight cuz
has anyone heard about the poisonivylul girl that fucks with guys on runescape? apparantly she's from nz
>>709379502
wait is it rs that she lures 'em in?
>>709379502
I play runescape....
will she fuck me?
>>709374162
wew almost forgot
>>709379388
commerce bruv, its lit af
aight, i'll just post quietly in the background then
>>709379513
9/11 pussy
>>709379571
yeah she lures em on runescape then adds em on skype etc
>>709379581
only if you give her gp lmao
>>709379618
Hey tankbro how's life
>>709379644
>runescape
They were already going to kill themselves tbh
>>709379148
would suck like an african baby
>>709379644
damn and my membership ran out, kill me now
Eye full of lead or mouth full of shit?
>>709379747
unfortunate
>>709379784
Mouth full of shit
>>709379148
Now that's how you do a timestamp, faggots.
>>709379647
fuck you gag stella
you keep posting this shit
we should all watch fast and furious 1 and comment on paul walkers ability to drive motor vehicles
anyone have a meke pepe with a moko?
all of my best tank images are over the file size limit
it's beginning to get on my nerves
>>709379391
Here have a close up
>>709379591
med here heard commerce ball was aite
>>709379823
But sandwiches for kids and old ladies like the nice man who dindu
lets switch it up a bit
>>709379148
the thread needs more of these..
>>709379945
just saw tanks on the 1st page, i might as well contribute
>>709379502
I'm not surprised that such a nasty bitch would be from New Zealand. We have our fair share here.
>>709380023
switching it up a bit, ain't just tanks anymore
>>709379837
He can make a factory 5 speed manual a factory 10 speed manual. How good!
is this it?
>>709380055
thats ok, cant contribute as much as tanks, got only a few pics military/para-military and special forces
>>709380151
contribute anything you feel like anon, i just feel like a change is all
>>709379545
RIP
>>709380223
yea its always nice, seems that you like posting in this thread a lot
>>709379647
got nudes of middle or right??
>>709380345
eh, sometimes i just like spamming, i don't make a habit of posting in these threads tho, just every other night or so
>>709379545
fuck i remember this
>>709379545
>>709380482
Did he really cum on those korean girls?
aaaaaaaand that's me, early night for me folks
thanks for the help posting anon
and i'll catch y'all niggas another night
>>709380639
good night dude
party is in the TC as usual.
>>709379468
Ay cuzzz
What's good? You back home and shit?
>>709380843
then why you posting here for more buddeez?
last one for me, maybe i'll be back
>>709379585
haha classic
Kenwood toasted sandwich maker
You're going to die in your sleep tonight.
>>709381979
Don't give me false hope
hungry?
>>709382298
butt that's where you poop
>>709382298
I already ate it, it just tasted like normal spaghetti :^)
>>709382298
get that fugly asshole out of here
>>709382298
I actually had spaghetti for tea. Didn't prepare it like that though
Anyone live in takapuna Auckland?
>>709382461
You mean that's not how it's supposed to be made?
>>709382461
you made it wrong
>>709382298
gape it for more spaghetti
anybody got any experience dealing with Drake (The agency)? I've never been through an agency to get work before and I was just wondering how they operate, especially with semi-qualified technically minded people.
>>709382298
>Why are IDs even back?
>back
Back when threads were good and DG, IDbro, and GayNazi were still posting regularly
>>709382566
see
>>709382567
I fucked up
any asian NZ pics?
It is not a nz thread without some of the cool cunning kek
>>709382942
MOAR
>>709382942
good kiwi girl
>>709382942
das a weird butthoel
>>709383021
>>709383153
>>709383241
face
>>709383334
das an even weirder butthoel
>>709383334
aye she goes to auckland uni
>>709383334
RELEASE THE NOODS
>Christchurch
>>709383439
there is literally only one more.
>>709383763
drop
Bored af
I want to shoot up my school when I get older (what do you guys think)?
>>709383787
show off for us then
>>709383787
asshole or gtfo
>>709379148
>TFW you realise nz thread femanons are memers too
Dunedinfag reporting in. I just saw Nick Cave and the bad seeds are playing wellington in January I'm gonna try to get tickets it looks sick.
709383787
Same
>>709383828
Sounds like a good idea bro, we haven't had a school shooting that I can remember.
>>709383787
IT'S TIME TO STOP
>>709383950
Why?
>>709383828
Don't worry you can ask the FBI what they think soon enough or whatever you have in New Aussieland
>>709383932
What I thought to
>>709383787
post asshole
>>709384010
Oi Jew don't you dare say nz is like Australia you should be necked for that
>>709384150
I'm a new Zealander by the way
>>709383847
>>709384103
>>709383334
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>709384235
>posting the photoshopped image
no fakes allowed here
>>709383787
add on sc for fun time?
>>709384427
Gimmie sc
>>709379148
whale detected
Wtf is sc cunt
>>709384552
Snapchat.
>>709384542
H8
>>709384502
invaionworld
We got some hip young kiddies in this thread
>>709384235
she did actually, i didn't see it - we are good to go mate
>>709384806
This is confusing.
>>709382298
if deliverygirl comes back with another timestamp shit would get crazy
>>709384649
send face
>>709384806
I fucking know right
>>709384997
She's in bed m8, I could probably go ask her though
>>709385191
nah next time bro
Sleep is for the weak
>>709385009
Done kek
>>709385238
i will literally cuck you
>>709382851
>asian
need more auckland asian sluts
>>709386684
is that hanna?
You homos still going i got here late
>>709387837
were on TC fam
>>709386684
ye bro
>>709387837
Sorta
Ok cool what do we talk about now
>>709388399
Methods of suicide
>>709388399
nice dubs bro
>>709388463
Poo
>>709388463
super glue, piano wire, rope and a building
>>709388609
I have those things on me now...
>>709389403
Here's what you do.
>Get rope that's about 3 meters shorter than the building
>Get piano wire that's about 1 meter shorter than that
>Go to top of building with supplies
>tie feet to rope and building
>attach piano wire to neck and building
>put glue on hands
>put hands on head
>wait for it to dry
>jump
If you did it right you will decapitate yourself and be holding your head as you dangle from the building.
>>709389570
Jesus Uke.
>>709374162
So what's up with you lot and chasing sheep?
>>709389804
Fuck them, marinade then in our cum then ship them off to you lot for eating. That's why NZ Lamb tastes so unique.
>>709386684
No no we don't fuck Asian sluts man would rather more skinny white girls
>>709374927
moar of her?
Hear about that new ride at dreamworld?
It's to die for.
>>709391242
hell no.
>>709391242
You're in the wrong place for skinny
caitlin stewart nudes?
>>709391457
Unfortunatly you are right NZ has some whales here
>>709391502
>he doesn't know the pleasure of fucking a thicc grill
>>709392012
name?
>>709392171
lurk moar faggot
>>709392012
>>709391826
Nice bodys in here tonight. Where in NZ?
>>709392274
Welly
>>709391826
Fuck that just don't find fat attractive.
>>709392502
Damn far away. Kik?
>>709392502
Harambediedforusall (is kik if interested)
latebro here, what did you fags do tonight?
>>709393255
hung out in tinychat, listened to some great tunes, watched sausage party.
thats about it.
>>709383763
Let's see it bro
>>709393401
sounds good, what did ya think of sausage party?
>>709393564
im still not actually sure what the fuck I watched i'll be hoest.
It was fucking funny, it was extremely weird, and had a lot of sexual innuendo's, but now I remember that Seth Rogen is in it... so that explains that.
>>709393688
theres a point where you can say fuck and shit so many times its detrimental to the r rated humor. i was hoping for it to be good, it was fucking funny but just to weird.
i spent all night trying to find an alternative to itunes cause it keeps fucking out. also jealous because my friends met Randy Blythe in town today.
>>709392672
I'm good, thanks.
>>709391826
Late to the party, but yum!
>>709395423
I don't want to think about how shattered I'm going to feel when the alarm goes at 7, and yet I can't drag myself out of my chair and off to bed
