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Can you call yourself a real man?
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As someone with an 8 in dick, Its not that big a deal.
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>>709361497
So I'm a shrimp for caucasian women.
Feels good living in an asian country
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No cause I'm a womyn lolol
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>>709361497
Nope
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size doesn't matter, everyone knows you're only a man if you're attracted to trannies
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>>709361497
kong but my shit aint that fuckin thick, god damn
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>>709362994
Manly gay imirite
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The girl I like has regularly talked about how she loves em big. I'm right at 6" which would be fine, but I'm the opposite of girthy.. real thin. Hence I have a baby penis. It is like an inch when not hard too. I look like a 10 year old flaccid.
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>>709362967
w have very similar dicks
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>>709361497
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>>709361497
It's this mentally that creates traps.

And then you guys complain there are so many traps around.

FUCK YOU.
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Just past 5 inch here, shrimp to average. But atm i couldnt be more bothered, i recently met a hot little fuck toy thats absolutely crazy about me <3
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>>709363455
Your dick is on sideways.
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>>709361497
A real man is someone who knows he is a real man regardless of what others think about him. A real man could have his schlong get chopped off and still know he is a man. Tom Hardy once said something like, "I would never want to leave the house as anything other than a man." I detected weakness in him from that statement, because if he thinks that it would even be possible under any circumstances that he would not be a man then it shows true insecurity.
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>>709364462
Nah, it was starting to go soft
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BREAKING NEWS!
WOW!

women dont know shit about dicks
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>>709364656
>I detected weakness in him
You sound like one tough fella
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>>709362999
HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>709361497

So 7.5 is what? That chart is dumb
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6in long - but 5.5in around!
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>>709362309
Depends. I got 6.5-7, but 6 in girth. No problems yet, but I always get comments, and I've still managed to hit cervixes. (I'm implying that after 8.5-9+ or 6-6.5 girth, you are on the edge of being uncomfortably big for most girls.)
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anyone who's not at least 8 inches is definitely not a man, I agree with that pic
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Every girl I've fucked, I've hit the cervix. I must be doing something right...
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>>709367423
Fuck
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>>709361497
>crown of God's creation
>obsesses over the size of a reproductive organ
Where did everything go so wrong?
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>>709362967
got the tape buried an inch and a half into your disgusting fat gut.

Try again.
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>>709368587

Nowhere. It's a factor in sexual selection.

>tfw 7.5in and thick

feelsgood

Also, this chart is hilariously retarded and obviously a troll. If you're above 7 inches, 99% of women will be more than satisfied. The only ones who won't be are 6 foot tall hambeasts, and even most of them would be.
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>>709368670
give the guy a break
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>>709367423
Fuck you
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>>709361497
where is this from?
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>>709367423
>>709361497
Ok
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>>709368670
That's mostly hair, thanks
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>>709366913
almost same.
6.3 long 5.3 around

only much more cleaner than yours - trimmed, groomed etc.
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>>709367423
PUSSY BOY
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>>709367423
niggrt
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Oldfag here: from experience and lots of talking w. girls

1. Length is not as important as girth. You will satisfy a girl with a girth of 5 inch better, than length 7 in yet very skinny dick. Girls enjoy their pussies being filled by far more than the back of vagina being touched. If you are thick enough to almost rip her - good for you!

2. Foreplay is number two most important thing in sex.

3. Ability to go again is the most important thing in sex. Be healthy and horny. If you nut and fall to sleep you are the worst (of course permissible between old lovers and/or during drunk sex)

4. Girls talk about huge dicks, yet 99% never have seen them and do not actively seek them. Women prefer tons of other attributes in males over plain dick.
It is same as guys drooling over busty gym bunnies, yet they fall in love with that average cool girl they went to party with.

5. I mentioned foreplay - that also goes in line with being sexy. You need to be an object of anticipation - have hot body, attitude, sexyness etc. Similarly to guys women too get excited a lot - when a guy sleeps with incredibly hot girl, he'll bust a nut really fast. Girls also will go off quick, when they finally get a chance with a guy they think is super hot.
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>>709368805
6.3 in here and every single woman in my life has wanted more. Even random one-nighters.

I'd wager 6 in is good average dick. 5 in probably still good.

If you are smaller there are tons of things you can do - get operations, make it fatter, date short girls etc
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>>709369947
Bumping because I want to know, too.
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>>709368670
If it fits in the pussy it counts in the length
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>>709367423
weee woooo
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I got a 6.something but it's never let me down in bed tho
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>>709368670
Caring about the visual length and not the practical length? Are you a queer?
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>>709372444
^
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>>709367423
You fuck!
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>>709367423
well played
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I got 8.25", you don't need that much to please a woman. A shorter woman would have my dick head in her stomach.
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>>709367423
Nigger I hate you
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>>709367423
Fuck
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>>709372587
>i have a huge dick
>it's not useful

typical 6 inch posters lol, pretending that girls only need small dicks
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>>709372605
>>709372602
>>709372538
>>709372318
>>709371259
>>709371429
>>709370088
>>709368917
>>709368399

You're a bunch of queers for looking
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>>709367423
good one!
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>>709366913
Umf stretch my boi pussy plz
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>>709372686


I love my dick, 6 inchers get the job done. I get the job DONE.

Dick up fag
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>>709361497
I'm average, but my girth is probably real man girth.
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>>709367423
no homo
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>>709372766
nah, fuck off shrimpdick
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>>709362967
Skinny dick/10
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>>709372874
Mad you got only a couple inches? Mad I could touch places in your girl you could never reach? Yeah thought so
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>>709364372

>how old?
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>>709372952
>shrimpdick boasting about his 6 incher
lol, you small as fuk
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>>709372956
Are you Devis Rumas? The Hentai Aficionado?
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>>709373041

no
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>>709373030
6 inches around buddy
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>>709373108
a chode? wow, you got me there.
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>>709361497
meanwhile in reality as long as you're above 5" and don't have a thin dick most chicks will be satisfied
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>>709373164
Call it what you want, I call it girth, sissy boy
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>>709367423
Damn
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>>709363851
>sissy detected
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>>709373246
it's chode
I hope you measured in the middle of the shaft and not the base like a scrub
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>>709373355
Of course I did, I know how to measure well beyond 6 inches
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>>709367423
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>>709372686
Girls don't want a dick that'll hit their cervix either. That shit sucks.
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>>709373647
must suck having to justify your small dick to feel good about it
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Had my vibrator up my ass so it was tough staying hard, wish it was a real cock pounding me
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>>709373762
If you weren't a virgin you might understand
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>>709373647
You can dodge it
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>>709374006
do you actually believe this you fucking virgin?
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>>709361497
8.5, i think im man
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>>709361497
Don't know because i don't understand muricas retarded measure system. Metric system masterace faggots
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>>709374100
>VIRGIN!!!!

how much of a dicklet scrub are you?
sorry familia, but the fornix is real
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>>709374100
I dunno, do you know what fresh pussy feels like?
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>>709374180
feminist propaganda
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>Thread about pleasing women
>Immediately turns gay
Yep. I'm definitely on /b/.
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>>709374100
I mean, paying for it counts I guess.
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>>709374278
>feminist propaganda

Somebody is just salty cause they have less 4"
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>>709374428
Look at the bottom right corner faggot. That's been mass produced by feminists.
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>>709367423
hah
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>>709361497
I'm ~ 12"
My problem is that i'm too rough and girls don't sleep with me more than a coupla times.

That way i filter out the freaky girl who like it big and hard, but there are very few of em' tbh.
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>>709374758
Pics or you aint got it
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>>709374857
the chances of someone being 12 inches is like 10 out of 4 billion

dont bother
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>>709374913
Thats why I wanna see some proof cuz that's like record breaking
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>>709364372
>i couldn't be more bothered
means you are maximally bothered.

its dumbfucks like you that say: i could care less
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>>709374180
>Ladies, ;) it's not worth pursuing a relationship with someone because their peen is the average size, and can't make ur vagoo feel plehsha
>I totally have a monster dong please date me because I validate your ruined perception of wang size thanks to pornography, and is supported by pseudo biology that is totally true
I'm not even straight, and I know this size queen propaganda is bullshit.
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>>709374966
this
fucking retards
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>>709361497
Why should i care if a bitch likes it?
As long as you are fucking her you win.
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>>709372766
>I love dick, 6 inchers get the job done. I get the job DONE.
>Dick up fag
i fixed dat for yew
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>>709373417
so you're well-versed in measuring dick.

gr8 m8
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>>709375058
t. pays for sex
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>>709368670
That's the accepted way to measure it. It is the technique that was used to determine average penis size in the first place.
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>>709373920
Near Ohio?
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>>709374006
>posts crude mspaint depiction
>doesn't realize that a penis ejaculating at that area of the fornix due to its length is literally going to reduce your reproductive chances, which evolutionary biology would not encourage
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>>709375293

Maybe women arent made to take huge cocks and those areas exist to accommodate large men
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>>709375293
>when your dick is this small that you get this angry about it
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Small man syndrome everywhere
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>>709371613
Knows his shit
Props buddy
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>>709374180
>70% being around average in size
kek
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>>709361497
Jesus Christ, why don't women just fuck horses?
They are alot more common than a guy with a 12 inch dick.
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>>709376003
around

not exactly
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>>709374758
While I hate Microsoft- I'm not quite sure what this infographic means.
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>>709361497
>have 8" X 6" schlong
>cant ever fuck short girls unless they like pain

I mean I love hitting their cerivix, but they don't.
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>>709361497
As a guy who had a 5 1/2" long 5" circumference dick back in 2001. I can truthfully say that the vaccum suction penis enlargers actually do work.
I only used it for about 1 month in 2002 for 30 minutes every day. I gained a permanent extra inch in length and a permanent boost in girth as well.
I am now 6 1/2" 6" circumference.
Married a girl who has pain during penetration so... I want to get a new one and gain another inch or half inch to make it a solid 7" but she tells me that what i have now hurts like she is being ripped appart every time.
I want to do it for my own confidence.
When flaccid its still the same as it ever was when flaccid.
Its a grower not a shower.
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>>709376199
>cervix
t. 6 incher
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>>709367423
Sheeeit
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I'm a little more than 7 1/2 in lenght and a little less than 6 1/2 in girth. Every single girl I've been with has gone crazy over how "perfect" my cock is. Including chicks who dated guys with bigger dicks. So yeah, not too big, not too small is the way to go.
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>>709371613
That sounds like a lot of work...
I'm just gonna jack off too anime tiddies instead.
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>>709376199
Same situation here. Doggystyle often is a no-no since it's so easy to hurt them
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>>709374966
>its dumbfucks like you that say: i could care less
Isn't that an American thing?
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>>709376402
I love it when they worship the shit out of super-sized schkong in foreplay; but, as soon as you try to go balls deep they cry like little bitches.
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>>709367423
ass
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>>709376039
Number of horses in the world
58.372million 58.372e6
Number of humans 7.125billion (7.125e9)

Not even the top .008, or 0,8% of humans still don't have a horse sized dick, even if you count ponies (any breed of less than X hands). Miniature horses have cocks larger than the average human cock.

Horses cum in only a few brief seconds.
Women enjoy sex that lasts longer than several minutes, to several hours if broken in and their partner is of a suitable size to her tastes, of sufficient proficiency, enjoys and knows what she likes sexually, is healthy enough to perform well.

Size matters as long as it isn't too big or too small. Different women have diff tastes as Much as they taste different.
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>>709376997
They can share horses dude, horses don't care about being cucked.
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>>709376558
North American thing.
Even in México they have a phrase similar to this, pero quiero mas pequeño, which is where the phrase originated after being introduced from the Mayan phrase Ixololtchl pteplê chthonettl
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>>709374857
Measured around 22 cm
12" is like 0.3 meters, that's too crazy, how do you even hide it?.
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>>709375271
Socal :( let's see that hot cock anyways
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>>709377384
Your cock has a cameltoe
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I'm 8.5 and I find that money or lack of worry about financial comfort is still the largest factor in having multiple women. My girl is 5'2 and has trouble taking my dick most thin women have trouble taking it. I personally get off to women struggling to take it as well as Cumming inside the pussy.
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>>709361497

i'm over 8" so far only sluts and emotionally "damaged" chicks seemed to actually care.
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>>709377556
>I personally get off to women struggling to take it as well as Cumming inside the pussy
Ma man.

just be careful, i had to buy the pill twice this month
(make sure you see her swallowing it)
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There are a few scientific studies that show promise in penile traction devices aka penile lengthening devices they also are used to correct peyronie's disease you just have to be willing to put in the time wearing the device. It seems worth it to me to go from 8.5 to 9.5 but again I get off on the idea that a woman is Inot a little pain taking my dick. There are no better words to hear then "my vaginas is so soar"
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>>709361497
yeah, cuz girls, I mean whores loves getting a 12" dick rammed up their pussy

what beta-male made this chart?
1/10 for making me reply
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Gf is always satisfied I could care less 9inch here.
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>>709367423
i have to now
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>>709367423
dumb nigger faggot jew
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cant, dammit
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>>709376558
The comparative phrase "I couldn't care less" and the devolved form "I could care less" mean the same thing despite being interpreted by non-users as being opposites. The devolved form occurs in individuals with underdeveloped contractive suffix enunciation, and those living in areas where the devolved form has taken a firmly seated hold. While the template means the same as not caring at all, and the devolute might appear to non-users as the penultimate amount of negative care- this is a misunderstanding of the phrase's intent.

Clearly, after a sympathetic analysis, if a person "Could care less" it means at Least caring as little as or exactly the antepenult or penultimate amount of caring. This should be understood as if the speaker does Not care to the extreme negativity.

The original Mayan phrase does not present the ambiguity to listeners that the devolved form evokes, as it translates to Spanish as "(I) care not less".
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>>709367423
Fukkkk uu
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>>709377384
Some cocks are growers, some are showers. As much as cock sizes vary there is also variation in the ratio of flaccid to erect.
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>>709377397
Wife snoring next to me would notice the flash. Sounds like an asthmatic goat choking on a lodged cocklebur.
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>>709361497
>3-4 inch, 5-6 inch, and 7-8 inch dicks don't exist

What retard made that image?
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>>709378259
mines 6 dummy
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>>709368670
You can pretend it's bait, but we all know you're really just retarded.
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>>709367423
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>>709377821
>Flying Vaginas
>Hitchcock could not have dreamt of a more galvanizing scene.
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most y'all dumb as hell
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>>709378303
The OP image doesn't include rankings for dicks in those ranges.

>dummy

Fucking retard.
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I take cock in my ass faggot
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>>709361497
TFW shrimp
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>>709367423
d
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>>709371613
>yet 99% never have seen them and do not actively seek them
That's not necessarily true, but most of the girls who get the experience actually don't like it. Mostly speaking from my own experience with petite grills. If you have an active libido, actually hurting them every time you fuck isn't a good thing.
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>>709361497
>>709378259
If I'm 7.5", am I Average or Real Man? 7.5 rounds up to 8, but is 8 the minimum? Whoever made this image is just fucking awful with number sense. Probably why they make shitty cuck comics for a "living"
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>>709363110
its not gay if she has a feminine penis and you fuck her in the boipucci
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>>709367423
s
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>>709378701
Orly?
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Currently fucking this asian college girl with the tightest pussy. Took her virginity away when she was 19, She has told me thought my dick was big and thick, and when she showed her friends pictures of my penis(because girls just do that...) and compared to her friends stories and bfs, they all said I had a big dick. The convo drifted to how she had very few sexual experiences and had only seen three dicks in her life before she lost her virginity to me. Two were tiny and one was a monster cock. She was talking to a guy and was planning to maybe give her virginity up to him. She sucked his dick and she said he was about two inches longer than me, super hairy penis, and was white, but had a really weird looking brown dick. She had to use two hands and her mouth to suck him off. When he decided to fuck her, she thought his dick was just too big and too hairy and decided to blueball the shit out of him and bailed. Poor guy. Sometimes the monster cocks don't win.
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>>709380146
If anyones interested I do have plenty of pictures of her
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>>709361497
huh, i guess i can.
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Idk tbh
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My cock next to my gf dildo.
We decided to get a toy to 'spice up our sexlife'.
I was thinking maybe a vibrator or a buttplug(for her). But in the end she beelined for this 8 inch dildo.
Should I be worried?
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>>709381087
top kek you're too small for her
also your dickhole is weird af
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>>709367423
Original reply
Jejjejdjehehueueuejehheheuuehh
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>>709367423
ass
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Mainly guys care about penis size, especially when you're on /b/
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>>709364860
ya they don't no shit for dick
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>>709371613
This is all accurate information from someone who is clearly not a virgin.
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>>709361497
It's hillarious how dick size is so wildly different in studies with self reporting vs. actual measuring...

Do you retards even know how unusual an 8-11inch penis would be? lol


I'm just 6-7 depending on horniness and even fully aroused I still smash my girl's cervix in a deep position like legup missionary or doggy. I guess it could be nice to also be able to hit the cervix in farther positions like spoon fucking, but it would also suck not to get my dick all the way in...

Already feels like it hurts when I'm not fully hard and jamming against a wall.
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>>709383351
Not sure if being ironic, but he's right. Hell, most girls I've fucked don't even get off from dick alone or HATE it when they do/get close -- the old, HAVE TO PEE feeling.

Much more usual to get a girl off then fuck her, some like the post orgasm sensitivity, or to get her off with your dick in his with simultaneous manual play.

The other qualities shit is so true too, I always want something being done to arouse or pleasure me, but most chicks go nuts over some retarded personal or intimate thing, e.g. current gf loves when I gently trace figures into her back with my fingers while she sucks me off.
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>>709383735
I was being serious.
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OP is not a faggot
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>>709367423
Huh, Sheldon has a pretty big dick. Who knew?
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>>709383839
You are so full of shit
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>>709361497
Nope...6.5 incher here...it surprises me that its 2016 and we still havent found a real way to make dicks bigger other than risky and pricey surgery


But what i really dislike about my dick is the forskin...i love it cause i can masterbate lube free and silent but at the same time no matter how much i wash it still has bad smell and i know most girls prefer cut dicks
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>>709367423
Fck off
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>>709361497
The average pussy is 4"deep, a 8" dick would hurt the girl, if it doesnt hurt her she has a loose pussy and should be checked
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>>709383969
>american
here in europe only jews are cut. never actually met a girl who has had a cut dick
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My dick is 15" and honestly, not many girls like it. I wish I had an average 9" tbh.
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>>709361497
5.5" dick. And I've got a hairy back. Never seemed to get in the way of having sex.

Protip: go down on her and stay between her legs until she comes at least twice, then she won't mind.
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Op is a fat ugly whore trying to see dicks
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>>709384322
Forskin anon here

Ive heard this before, really makes me want to take a trip to Europe...but i dont speak any other language other than English and cant no matter what (failed spanish class 3 years straight...)

How are European chicks?

Do they tend to like foreign americans or hate them?
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>>709367423
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>>709367423
Die
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>>709378155
This

Im 2.5 flaccid and 6.3 hard
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>>709367423
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>>709369947
>>709372209
Lustomic.com

One of Nite Q's comics on Lustomic comics - I think it's My Husband is a Sissy
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>>709384721
well there are clubs where mostly foreign students go to party and pick up chicks. Depends on a girl actually. If you meet a girl in a club she might be actually looking for foreign experience. Most young people speak english and they don't expect you to speak any other language
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>>709385100
Also depends on mood, when I'm really into it i got barely over 7in, on bad days im mid 6inches, nervous flacid about 2in, good flacid 3in
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>>709385100
im about 6 inches hard. Flaccid in cold winter could be less than an inch tbh. Im serious, it looks like a dried plum (white plum i mean).
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>>709367423
i guess
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>>709367423
Penis
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>>709385371
Sometimes it feels like your dick is lost inside your body doesnt it?
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life is fucking unfair.
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>>709367423
fuck
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>>709362967
5.5"
6.5" minus 1" of belly fat
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>>709385589
kekd.
yea, it does. Im uncut and when you try and pee with it there sometimes forms a baloon sack of skin filled with urine. That's why when i come back form outside in winter i wait a few minutes to pee
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>>709367423
Fuck u
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I think so.
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>>709386088
When
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>>709367423
Not even trying tho
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>>709361497
Wtf would I do with a 9" dick, I sure as shit wouldn't ever get another decent bj from my wife.
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>>709367423
Nigger
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Bump for more anon cock!
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>>709385783
It's good for an xtra few seconds when you need to piss. You can preemptive piss in the foreskin
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>>709374134
Yeah, plus it sounds like you're so much bigger when you're hundreds of millimeters, right?
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>>709374134
>"I don't want to do the conversion because 2 is such a small number..."
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>>709386548
If you're not retarded then it sounds exactly like it does 15cm/~6"
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19cm/7.5"
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>>709361497

le meme of le bigge penise, againe.
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>>709386614
that's a pretty looking cock. any more photos?
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There are some huge dicks in here. What makes me feel better is that the tons of people with average dicks like mine are not posting
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>>709367423
>>709367423
fuck off
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>>709386944
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God these threads are cancer. I'm 5" and I can guarantee I get laid WAY more than any of you in this thread. The fact you worry about your size means you are insecure. These threads scream virginity I can just sense the prepubescent concern. Get some confidence and dont worry about it. The lack of sexual education from the people in these threads almost sickens me. None of you understand women in even the slightest sense, which is sad. So while I'm out getting laid you make these stupid dick size threads. Why not go the fuck outside and talk to women, its that simple.
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>>709387054
Eh, I don't give a fuck, dunno why anyone would want a dick to big to fit in a mouth properly.
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>>709367423
Fek
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out of my social group i'm about hte 3rd smallest soft (no homo, we gym and swim, seen them in the locker room)
no idea who is the biggest when bonered
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>>709387943
that is super gay
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>>709387117
more please :D, very beautiful
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>>709388130
says the guy replying to a dick thread
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>>709367423
cancer
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>>709388362
Stop it!
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>>709367423
Reply
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>>709387943
>no idea who is the biggest when bonered
sure, faggot
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>>709367710
Why do you think thats right? I'm a girl and the only thing that hitting the cervix does is hurt. Most vaginal sensitivity is in the first 5 cms of it's walls.
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7in with 5.5in girth
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>>709380454
post them
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>>709361497
that dick's not erect though. mine is quite small when flaccid, but it's like 6.2 inches erect
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>>709361497
>Tfw 7 inches
At least im not small
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I'm 20" on the internet.
just like everyone else.
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>>709388233
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>>709367423
gtfo
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>>709367423
yes
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>>709361497
I've been away from 4chan for almost a year. This shit was one there then. There's some organization which is creating these and the atheist/creationist bullshit threads and the members of this organization are running discussions on it in order to keep the threads alive.

As usual, there are people who are still suckers for it and comment anyway. Any lazy bastard can do a simple google and find that what they say here is a load of bullshit.
The penises depicted in the white on black images are actually dildos and the reason why so many of them are black is because it's easier to fake it on camera with a black man, than what it is for a white man.
This same organization is running similar discussions on other sites aswell.
Their end goal is to somehow generate acceptance for certain things.
So far as which things is concerned... just think a little.
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>>709374006
you need to penetrate the cervix for maximum orgasm.
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>>709389555
Trips...
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>>709367423
No
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>>709367423
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>>709372237
>>709372444
>>709378322
>>709375235

Kek, all these tiny dick faggots trying to convince themselves that adding an extra inch is okay.
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Aezakmi
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>>709367423
Just in time.
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>>709374180
>7.5" minimum to achieve orgasm.

Yeah, this was made a fat pig.
I had no problem getting sheets soaked with my 6" battery.
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>>709367150
While i can agree to what you say as an 8'' carrier, it's fucking dumb to imply that its big for most girls.
>If you own a knife you'll probably be stabbing people frequently.
>Learn som self-controll and actually communicate with the person you're having sex with and everything will be fucking k.
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>>709388572
Anyone who doesn't understand this basic fact of vaginal anatomy is bad at sex.
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>>709367423

fug
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>sluts can get implants for bigger tits, bigger ass, and get labiaplasty for their ugly beef curtains
>thousands of women get these procedures done since theyre relatively safe
>tfw no safe, effective method to add an inch in length/girth to my little benis
i mean, it's literally the c u r r e n t year so fix this shit. i want to swap out my wiener and replace it with a big thundercock already fuck
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>>709367423
jnkjn
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>>709361497
>4.5 inch cock
>2 FBs
I don't get why you fuckers obsess over your cocks / other peoples' cocks.
Yeah size queens exist. But even before the clothes come off you aren't going to want them.
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>>709371613
good advice, my gf tells me once a girl can get sufficiently wet for you with minimal foreplay. It means the attractiveness is there, you just have to act on it.
Don't get deluded though, sex for women is just as physical if not moreso than men.
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>>709361497

13cm / 5inches here, quite girthy though.

Still have some problems with my 3 years gf (the relationship, not her age, smartasses) because it hurts her if i go in too fast even with a lot of preliminaries.

I wouldn't even have a chance to penetrate her with a bigger dick.
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>>709361497
Femanon here.

You guys are retarded, the best size is 7-9 inches and a man behind who knows what to do! 12 plus is not comfortable or nice, and my guess is that only actresses in a porn would even fake to be happy with that.
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>>709367423
fuck
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>>709390834

Helooooooo deary, actually male pornstars have those 7-9 inches dicks, and even not all of them are up to 7".
So either you're a man (no way) or you're a virgin. It's as stupid as men saying average boobs are d to e cups.
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>>709390834
Femanon here.

You guys are retarded, the best size is 20-30 inches and a man behind who knows how to get money! 80 plus is not comfortable or nice, and my guess is that only actresses in a porn would even fake to be happy with that
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>>709367423
Sht
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>>709367150
Kk
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Kind reminder 4chan is for a mature audience, pldease take back the penis argument where it belongs, in 14 years old's mouths.
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average penis is only 5.5 inches in the UK that op chart is bollocks mate
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>>709367423
i was wondering why everyone replied lol
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>>709391599
Tiny dick detected
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>>709367423
Kek
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Mine is v thin shrimp dick
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>>709367423
>all those replies
>all those faggots genuinely clicked a pic of a man's dick
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>>709367423
shit
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below what girth would you have to be to be considered as a pencil dick
I'm 6,6 and 5,5 in girth
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>>709390813
you are fucking her in the ass
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>>709375496
Why is the vagina taking a shit in the last two ones?
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>>709392090
I'd say 5 inches
Seeing as that's how thick mine is and it's the main flaw
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>>709367423
kys
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>>709392335
KEK
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>>709361497
i thought the minimum age required for this site was 18 years?
90% of the posters are clearly virgins who watch too much porn and don't know shit how a vagina works.
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>>709391961
>that niqua doesn´t have 4chan X and expand all the first thing he does when he enters a thread
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fuck it it was my chance to download some VR porn... this stuff is still incredibly diff to find fro free
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>>709392335
kik kek
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>>709361497
you faggots need some self confidence. who cares how big your dick is. you are there to get off after all.
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>>709362967
Does you have a gf ?
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>>709367423

That's fucked up. I just wanted to look at dicks dude...
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>>709377897
Is that young Dan Rykert?
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>>709361497
>implying following what others think of my dick.
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>>709381087
i like it that you think of your asshole as your gf
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>>709361497
6.5 length, haven't bothered with girth cause i satisfy my girl. Id assume its thick enough
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Fuck why does 6 inches have to be so small, there are so many goodlooking girlz out there but fuck it holds you back. SO FUCKING DEPRESSINGGGG
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>>709375496
most inaccurate photo ive ever seen.
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>>709394128
It isn't small dumbass girth means everything you can have a 9×4.5 dick but it has less volume so is smaller than a 5×6 one
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>>709394131
It was obviously made by niggers and/or propagandizing Jews, what did you expect?
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>>709367423
cancer
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>>709361497
I can.
Women do care but not as much as you might think.
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I've got a foot long wiener, but it's thin like my pinky finger.
Shit sucks, but when I cum it's like shooting it out of a railgun or something. High powered, high accuracy.
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porn dicks aren't as big as you think they are. most of those guys are between 6-8"
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>>709364656


*standing off in the distance, you see me*

*Nods head and spits out some tobacco*

We walk away, never seeing each other again. But as men, we know thats all ot took. The nod. A symbol of infinite understanding, captured in only a moment. We know we are men. Now let us roam the world as such, whether we cross paths again is up to other forces. But if we do, we will meet each other as our own man, and fight or friendship may come. But we will always be men, roaming this earth, and with this nod, thats how we know. How we know were men.
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>>709367423
kys
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11 inch dick here. It sucks being this big... Your never able to go all in
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frik off
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my chastity cage keeps me at 2 inches : )
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>>709367423
God Dammit
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>>709374006
i know first had for this to be incorrect. ive used my fingers to reach the cervix, and my fingers are much shorter than my penis.
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>>709374180
>Relative to its body size humans are among the largest
Um... no?
1:20 in length and like... 1:200 by weight.
Horse cock, or like... ANY hoofed quadruped.

>It's safe to say our ancestors also had a 3 inch penis.
Yea... right about the same time we were also less than 4 ft tall. Math that out & what do you know... same approximate average ratio.
Bonobos are also bigger sex fiends than humans.

>7.5" is the minimum for regular orgasms
>6" is the minimum for regular orgasms
Fucking kek

Misandrists and political lesbians aren't the people you should be getting information on dick from.
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>>709367423
how did i not see this coming.
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>>709366913
got u beat anon 6 in around 7 in long
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>>709397091
8 year olds don't count
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