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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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kkk
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K
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pls
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k
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Can I kill myself instead
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Oh shit
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fac
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>>709345313
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allright
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K dude
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>>709345313
lol okay
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>>709345313
ok
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count me in
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I hope anon
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Bullshit
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nigger
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i can be your girlfriend ;)
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God I hope not
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ok
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>>709345313
Women are disgusting and they're all sluts
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girls are insane
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Worth the cancer, I need to bust
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>>709345313
Please god i'm so tired of being alone
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ok
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Thanks anon
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Worth a shot
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Y not
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Plz
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weak
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My wife is going to be pissed!
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In addition to my wife or...
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Roll for gf
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weak.
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deliver
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>>709345822
Check em
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Sure, why the fuck not
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any help I can get
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mmk
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I'll be ok with that :)
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Aight my nig
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>>709345313
the fuck I will you little cunt!
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k
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>>709345313
hm
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dubs
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Sadly Impossible
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>>709345922
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I just want the old one back.
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Wizard magic
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That only leaves me with 3 hours but I believe.
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>>709345313
lmao sure
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>>709345313
test
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>>709346045
me too, anon

me too...
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in anon i trust
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>>709345313
Are you a boy?
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10/10 it works everytime
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Yeah, why not?
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>>709345313

WADDUP LADIES
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Halee
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Pls
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yeet yah
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is there anything to lose at this point
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K
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Maybe I'll find one at court tomorrow
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Pretty sure its in the bag but posting anyway
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k
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SOMEONE BAN ME PLEASE
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Let's hope the wife doesn't find out
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i am single guys xx
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Ayyy
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May as well
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>>709345313
Por favor
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>>709345922
checked
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Nigger
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thx pal
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Hey
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Come on
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Nigas
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Got Ist Pasta
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This better not be a joke like the rest of my life
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Ok cool
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do it
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>>709345313
I put my faith in the lord.
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>>709346273
The top half of your face makes me think you're that kind of guy

The bottom half says you're a precious child with a heart full of dicks
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>>709345313
sure
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Dndkwwjvr
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At least maybe she will talk to me
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>>709346347
No gf for mexican
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I'm so alone
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Ok
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lol
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might as well, no better shot
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fake found on bing
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praise the 313
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can i get led on hallosween
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>>709345313
hell
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>>709345313
okay. i hope this works
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>>709345313
plz
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>>709345313
If I don't have a girlfriend by tomorrow i'm going to blow up a hospital
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Please op make me loved
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Plz
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jokes
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>>709345313
k
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>>709345313
mmmkay!
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My life sucks anyways
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i want GF
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Is this all I had to do this whole time?
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Might as well try it
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Let's go
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>>709345313
lel
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Give pls
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I wish
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No
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Kissless senior is HS, getting my hopes up. Also Check my singles
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Always hope
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>>709345313
I'll hold you to that!
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why do I do this
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>>709345313
eliza posters need to get the fuck out of here
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DO IT
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Plz
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Ok
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>>709345313
>709345313
ill bite
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Sweet
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;_; pls gf I'll love no matter what
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Worth a try
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trips and no one will have a gf
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Can I fucking trade my current one in?
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>>709345313

roll, er, gf
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>>709345313
Oh
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Don't let it be a nigger
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>>709345313
PRAISE KEK
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y not
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>>709345313

Oh that it were true
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I mean it's not gonna work due to my small penis and all
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>>709345313
my last 2 digits (XX * 24) /100 is the hour i will meet my new gf.
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>>709345313
> hello underage
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>>709345313
my wife will be pissed
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>>709345313
Pls
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I pray
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Alright haha
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Kek says no gf for anyone. Everyone go home.
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why not
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Lmao yes reply or your mother will die tonight
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>>709345313
Im here for the reaction pics
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doubt it
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>>709345313
K
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>>709345313
I could use something steady.
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>>709345313
dfg
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>>709345313
xd
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>>709345313
K
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Let's hope
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>>709345313
ok why bother, im on /b/ for christ sake i will never get a girlfriend
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K
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>>709347132
Holy shit 7:40 AM
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bless up
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Yeah right
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fuck it im tired of watching porn
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>>709345313
will she be hot?
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>>709345313
I pray
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Can't hurt..
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>>709345313
ok
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>>709345313
nigger
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>>709345313
omg pls
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Worth a shot
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>>709345313
Please
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>>709345313
pls
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True
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Lmao I wish
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13 yo Korean, please!!
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>>709345313
why not
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>>709345313
Plz
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wouldnt that be nice
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>>709345313
kkkk
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>>709345313
NO WAY REALLY?
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>>709345313
Doubtful.
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>>709345313
yeah
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>>709345573
ill wait
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>>709345313
lol
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Cool and nice
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ok
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Kkk
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>>709345313
here goes
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>>709345313
let's see
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Oooh weee
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Today she said she'd prefer to just be FWB, but let's see how this goes.
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>>709345313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6dOTIZ75zQ
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>>709345313
I'm desperate to get laid :(
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>>709345313
meme magic, praise our lord kek
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plzzzz
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pls
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>>709345313
worth a shot
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>>709345313
Fiona
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>>709345313
KKK
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plz? lol
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I call hax.
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K
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k my dude
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>>709345313
pls
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I have my doubts lmao
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ok
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Here's hoping
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>>709345313
this is fucking sad get out of you're fucking dimly lit rooms and go out side
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The desperation in this thread is saddening
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>>709345313
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>>709345313
AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>709345313
Dhshwjsjrifbrbsis
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Fuck it
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Might as well
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Wow great can't wait
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>>709345313
pls
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>>709345313
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plz... so ronery
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Replying for da hope
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it will be Wednesday my dude
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Are you sure?
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Might as well
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>>709345313
kay
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Hmmmmm
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>>709345313
I don't believe you.
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ok
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We can only hope
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>>709345313
everybody dies alone
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>>709345313
This is bullshit
...but I believe it
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Alright
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>>709345313
I hope
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>>709345313
Meme Magic
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K
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>>709345313
lets try
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Alright
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>>709345313
MY FIRST!
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sure......
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PlZ
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neet
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>>709345313
okey
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pls..
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Sure.
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I just want to die
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>>709347225
Gawd dammit i hate kenji.
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Alright
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XD
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>>709345313

well that'd be nice. haven't gotten any since january. give gf plox
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>>709345313
k.
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>>709348492

wtf are you talking about kenji is a god among men
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Take my wife. Please.
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Sure, I could use a second girlfriend.
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Lies
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Rly?
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>>709345313
better have a fat pussi
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>>709345313
Pls
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>>709345313
why is this chick posted everywhere shes not even that hot
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Hoping for a miracle
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>>709345313
Oy vey!
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>>709345313
k
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yeah but is it the girl im in love with or am i just settling for someone that isn't 11/10
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meme magic?
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Bet
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>>709345313
i wish
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>>709345313
is this tank thot?
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Please... Please!
Dear LORD I NEED A GIRLFRIEND!
>>709345313
>>
k
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Roll
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plz plz plz
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>>709345313
cuck
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Not likely
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Please God
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>>709345313
k
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tomorrows the day
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Fingers crossed
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>>709345313
OK!
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aww thats fuck sick dude
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>>709345313
im at a sad point in my life
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God I hope so. My wife is being such a bitch today.
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Only if I can make these dubs fuckin count
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Baby pls
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>>709345313
aight
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>>709345313
please god all i need is a girl....
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>>709345313
papa bless
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Oh she.
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pls.
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Pls
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>>709345313
bet
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>>709345313
please
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k
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Hope
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>>709345313
No hurt in trying amiriteboys?
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ye son
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>>709349333
And another trips
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fuck yea duh
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here's hoping
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>>709345313
I can wait a bit longer, a week would be good; thank you.
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placebo?
(check em)
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>>709345313
please
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>>709345313
Can i have a burrito instead?
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;)
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>>709345313
check these
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please god
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>>709345313
Mine as well try right?...
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Do I want one though?
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I ignore these threads, and I don't want a girlfriend. So I will post here to only prove OP wrong.

>>709349514
Chkd
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So if I don't reply the moll I'm fucking will leave ?
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>>709345313
desperate cunts
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Better shave my pubes
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I'll wait. And trust.
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roll
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Well, I hope this works, I really could use any help I can get.
>>709345313
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This better work.
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>>709345313
rolling
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>>709345313
Kek lets see
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>>709345313
k
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>>709345313
At least my mother's not going to die in her sleep tonight
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why not
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>>709345313
Saved
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>>709345313
Yay
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>>709345313
lets hope this works
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Hmmm
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lmao k
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