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Please cringe thread
>>709344711
That kid is pretty cool
>Getsaged
>>709344711
I'll greentext a personal cringe story
>>709344711
>I'm The Prince Silverlance, Nuada, Prince of Elves.
>>709345371
HA
HA
Poor guy.
>>709345371
post the replies
random trips
>>709344711
>be me, freshman year of highschool robo blending in with lowest tier of jocks
>highschool made up mostly of kids from 2 different middle schools
>playing football because I think I'm cool
>on the bus to the game, shenanigans and shit people making innapropriate jokes to see what they can stretch around the coaches
>5 coaches on bus
>people start doing shabooya roll call, is this a fucking adam sandler movie?
>whatever, i go along with it
>kid "Jimmy" calls me out says something along the lines of "Anon's mom is a fuckin babe"
>not creative enough to come up with original bants, but the whole bus is rowdy and expecting me to produce
>call out jimmy back and really scream it saying something like "I fucked and chucked your mom" right back to faggot jim
>faggot jim went to other middle school, I hardly knew him
>bus goes completely silent
>5 coaches look back at me in disbelief
>get punched in the gut and croon over
>"what the fuck anon, do you think that shit is fucking funny"
>"you inconsiderate faggot"
>turns out faggot jims mom had died in a plane crash like literally a year and one day before this game
>coaches suspend me from attending practice for a week and a half, didn't start in another game until the following year
>wtf man
>mfw
>>709345216
I liked both of the Hellboy movies. Anyone else?
>>709345795
>>709346000
wow faggots
>>709345216
Fucking kek,
Knew someone would make that referrence
GTFO my trips
>>709344711
>>709344711
Doc Martens = bad ass.
>>709345795
not today
>>709346087
hijacked gets, I'll give them back for a sick pepe
>>709346200
>>709344711
>>709346000
>>709346044
>>709346200
Checked these numbers.
>>709346000
Fuck dude......
>>709346288
ah, the old check'n'get
>>709344870
well nigger?
>>709346288
when three of them are you
Worst cringe thread ever.
>>709346233
d u b s
>>709346599
holy fuck, what's going on
>>709345371
you faggot this shit was posted before not OC
>>709344711
>handsome
>god's body
>glorius hair
>well dressed
>ninja skills
the only cringe here is OP's mom when abortion goes wrong
>>709346732
By me.... zero replies before you bundle of sticks
Taking a dump
I only get sick rolls
>>709346690
>not having a rainbow dash plushie
>>709346461
Just... No, goddammit why are people even like this what in the actual fuck kind of brain chemical imbalance do you have to have where you think that this is okay, motherfucker this person (fuckclown) needs to be burned at the stake to set an example to all of these furry faggots that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>709347096
Twilight Sparkle is for fucking plebs.
>>709347131
In 5 years those faggots will be wearing that shit in public daily if that Hillary bitch gets elected.
>>709346461
it is actually from a anime and is suppose to look exactly like that, it's pretty well done too
>>709347257
>venemous
>poison
pick one, assfagbitchcuck.
>>709347423
it's from a song lmao
>>709346732
I have a question to ask you. You walk into a room and there are 1000 erect Dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on?
>>709347131
I'm friends with a bunch of autistic kids on facebook and have an inexhaustible amount of super fresh cringe content...but I would feel like such a ripe shit for posting them
>>709347461
Then the song writer is shit at making lyrics and must be an assfagbitchcuck.
>>709347577
Do it
>>709346012
me too but I was a kid last time I watched them
>>709344711
thats a nice naginata. also, kid is cool, get fucked op.
>>709344711
Why do people spend hundreds of dollars on these weeb fucking toys?
>>709347577
Please anon
You must
>>709346690
>bringing a refillable water bottle to class that isn't a nalgene
>shiggy dig
>>709345371
He does look like Andrew Garfield though...
>>709347681
Here's a taste. He sends out weekly invites to his whole friends list to watch wwe at his house, I don't think I've seen more than one person attenting.
>>709347330
damn that's actually some crazy shit
>>709346461
Unless he's planning something for /x/ this is nothing that belongs in our world.
>>709347799
Holy Mackerel.
>>709347684
would eat
>>709346000
You got suspended because you won too much.
>>709347732
holy fucking shit, dude. That is some disturbing shit.
>>709348353
>>709346461
>>709347356
Edowardo...
>>709346529
This is not cringe. This is BAD ASS!
>>709346622
This world needs to end
>>709347903
> no less than 16
>>709346461
if it were actually meant to be a badass creepy halloween costume, it would be 10/10.
>>709347972
want to know who this is so i can hurt him
>>709346461
>>709347131
>>709348285
>>709348285
Are you niggas trollin? This costume is pretty legit, from Full metal alchemist
>>709347577
Just cross out the names and post it.
Believe it or not, OC is encouraged here anon.
>>709348710
WTF
>>709348747
>I know a majority of guys have done this
>>709346690
Please someone shoot this fucker in the head and put him out of his misery
>>709347972
> the spelling ....
>>709348892
I don't see how this is cringe. He's just doing what he likes. It's actually pretty subtle too.
>>709348021
Kek. I so hope this is real.
>>709347448
I know the pic isn't related to the story but how in the flying fuck do you get a very cute looking girl like that to dress up that way??
>>709347903
That fucking shirt kills me. They could have at least put Pluto on the goddamned thing.
>>709344711
That guy looks like a total badass to me.
>>709346690
Fuck this is depressing :(
>>709348197
are you fucking kidding me
>>709348236
This is why "child support" should be monitored. Like turn in receipts.
>>709349235
Story?
>>709348021
>vegan kills her mom sorry not sorry.jpg
>>709346599
Keep it going?
Come on, luck of the /b/.
>>709346690
i'm starting to think these people are just trying to be weird. or... maaaybeeee this needs to stop
>>709348197
I don't see the cringe here. So it's a really smart kid?
>>709347846
God damn this idiot need to be taken out and whipped with a belt within an inch of their life.
>>709349785
If I could I would kill every single one of this fuckers
>>709346000
if he made a mom joke first its fair game
>>709348971
This
>>709348074
god facebook is so gay, i'm glad i never used it
>>709347972
Another one that needs a belt.
>>709349728
What kind of story would you like?
>>709350165
fuck that's already all over america.
>>709348987
I don't watch cartoons.
>>709345371
>fedora
>profile picture with his mom
>>709348197
>>709349665
it's fake and gay
>>709347598
Pretty good description of Alice Cooper tbh
>>709350342
Wife
>>709346233
nice
>>709347903
>Jessie Heilman
>World's greatest extra
>>709348236
>>709349681
and now she has a mexican spic bastard child...
and this is why mom's are the reason kids are fucked up
>>709346529
I think that's my brother
>>709350109
This is hard to read.
>>709346461
Too soon, anon. Too soon.
Ed-ward.
>>709349728
don't be a fag
>>709348236
>mother spends all of her pay on kid
>has nothing left for herself
>gets child support through, so finally buys something for herself.
>>709350224
The one involving the two chicks
>>709347903
>>709350493
>>709349728
Normies thinking they're edgy. That's your story.
>>709346116
kek
Can we seriously talk about how mentally ill these fucking furries, plushies, and anti-social fags are?
>>709344711
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!
>>709349538
>>709349593
>>709349638
Top Fucking kek
>>709350679
Too late
>>709349638
>>709349593
>>709349538
I hope this kid is real
>>709346461
>>709346690
Old computer screens. Good old times.
>>709347287
I don't think that the president can turn you into a furry...
>>709350730
Got the pic texted to me. I cringed. Post pic to cringe hread
basically anything from s/fur
>>709347554
Not cringe. That man saved an entire Latin American nation from becoming another communist craphole.
The only cringe I see are those 20yr old Che Guevara faggots with a beard that claim fight for "social justice" and worker rights yet can't even wash their dishes at home.
>>709349538
kkkkkkkk
>>709350165
It's cringe not laugh retard.
You are all cringe too...stupid faggots...browsing 4chan and shit...alphas go to 9gag.com
>>709348971
>implying you're not just a 12 years old virgin
>>709348892
Why is he squinting
>>709348236
The girl buying the boots is Juan's daughter. She's just a spoiled little bitch
>>709349487
By being a total creep and dressing up as goofy I guess, and here I was trying to act like a normie to get girls
>>709346000
Someone please screenshot this, I'm on my phone
>>709344711
>>709350805
>>709348236
they don't even look new dude
>>709350945
Can someone explain what is happening here? Like what is actually going on?
>>709351652
Fuck you
>>709351583
12 years old and browsing 4Chan
>>709350148
"art"
>>709349346
as if there could be anyone more fucked up than the people here.
>>709347903
What is a traditional ladies education?
>>709346000
That's not cringe at all, he fucked up trying to show off.
>>709350712
This guy gets it
>>709350109
This is fucking stupid and egotistical.
There's so much room to her right in the train.
>>709347257
Omg these are song lyrics
>>709347732
>>709347732
Hello,
We take your message into consideration, Twilight Sparkle will be drawn from her behind in a big painting on my wall. Thank you
Regards
Fucking cringey nigger
>>709346599
This is how you do it faggots
>>709346707
>>709349775
>>709346622
How would you eat though
>>709349212
the guy's pretty bad but "kitty's got claws" is cringeworthy in itself
>>709350805
nothing personal kiddo
>>709352066
That was the point.
>>709351141
that is quite awkward to look at
>>709352032
with the teeth in his asshole.
>>709351834
that could never happen
>>709349487
Pretty easy she's as fucked up as he is...
>>709349497
this did it for me
>>709349777
That is fucking disgusting. I never thought i would gag at a picture like i just did but holy fucking shit i almost puked.
>>709351760
okay, so the one on the left is a chimera of a little girl and her dog. the one spooning her is her dad, who also became a chimera. those are his pups.
>>709347903
Son of eggman
>>709344711
Jesus my 5 year old daughter could probably beat him at arm wrestling.
>>709349487
photoshop
>>709346461
Yeah I hate furries but this isn't a furry thing, might just be going to an anime con. I'm not a very big anime fan but you gotta know that FMA is badass.
>>709349114
Classic.
>>709347684
this thing would trade for like 20 bean cans in the post-trump fallout world.
imagine everyone eating beans and rice for christmas dinner and you're having this declious can all on your own.
>>709347554
FOR ME, IT WAS TUESDAY
>>709351698
I hope you like pain.
>>709349820
He's taught the creationism instead of science.
>>709346233
>>709346599
>>709352433
DEAR GOD OF DUBS
>>709346690
I would have never guessed Pouya was actually a total faggot
>>709349959
Legitimately cannot tell if that is male or female.
>>709350109
>this is what feminists actually think like
>>709352999
I would
>>709348909
Oh my god his son is about 17 now, holy shit the psychological damage that must have caused him
>>709347554
Is this from rogue one?
>>709347684
Looks good. Obviously you mash that shit together. Wouldn't eat it as shown.
>>709347577
Why are you friends with them?
>>709344711
YOOOOO is that a replica of ashandarei from wheel of time?
>>709350223
> nigger among animals
>>709347972
i always didnt want to believe the "nono this got to be bait" level screencaps like this one
then i finally went outside, met some people my age and realized, a good amount of these isnt even fake
>stupid parents can only teach their children so much
>we need quality public education, we need it so fucken hard
>>709346233
>>709350712
>meanwhile, guy pays his bills as well, sends child support, eats cat food because he has nothing left.
fuck you cuck, child support in its current form is a fucking scam and screws the guy 9/10.
>>709350223
>>709353330
is no one gonna mention that the lion is wearing jean shorts
>>709348120
>>709344711
>>709348021
I'm dying
>>709344711
guy in ops pic has alreadybeen proven alpha maybe 7 years ago i think
>>709350342
She got some big titties. like damn
>>709353572
The lion is wearing jean shorts
>>709344711
>>709346116
>>709346461
>>709346529
>>709346622
>>709346690
>>709347548
>>709347554
All those are awesome. Normies should leave.
>>709349681
i dont think it should be limited to child support receivers.
imho if you bring a child into this world, you have the obligation to care for it and its the states task to ensure that this is actually happening reasonably well.
>in USSR states, a pregnant woman was forced to parttake in a minimum number of training sessions at different stages od her pregnancy, then also strongly pushed towards some additional training sessions after child birth.
>the idea was that even the most stupid cunts would have learned *something* about brining up children before becoming mothers
>>709346012
as did i. thought ron perlman was great for the role
>>709346000
>Faggot jimmy tries to make his dick look big to the other guys
>gets crushed by anon
Bro they're just mad because you don't pull punches
>>709353884
> average cutfag.jpg
Considering how black his balls are, i bet it looked like that before he put that tube on.
>>709347972
Is this real?!
Please post his real name asap.
dede
>>709352705
you spelled Clinton wrong
>>709344711
I thought it was a girl.
>probably is in it's free time
>>709348236
>Juan
>>709349959
>>709349346
Oh man.. I remember the Tumblr war with 4chan. They got a bunch of users who were hyped about it, made a million posts about how they were gonna fuck 4chan up.
They spammed with gay porn. Which isn't really out of the norm here. That was about it. Nobody at 4chan even noticed. Then, when Anonymous was still a thing, the took down all of Tumblr.
God dam that shit was funny. Even made national news
>>709350001
Dude
>>709346529
why the fuck would you pull your entire ballsack out to piss? who fucking does that?
>>709345741
This. I want to know how many people kiss his ass.
>>709347972
POST NAMES
>gets out my shy guy vigilante costume
>>709350469
bullshit
>>709349777
OH MIGHTY TRIPS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME I'MM HURL
>>709349777
Holy fuck.. of all the sjit I've ever seen the was the closest I've ever been to puking.. jesus Christ..
>>709347554
Fuck off commie
>>709352705
Hello ctr!
>>709354176
>being born with enough brain to live
>not having enough brain to ever develop any sort of own personality / idea
the perfect limbo
>>709354274
clinton is oldschool establishment, she can be expected to do the same levek of foreign policy mistakes that all her predecessors did (and then maybe some more) - wont be nice, but wont be enough to fire ze missiles.
trump however, while not as hostile towards the most dangerous nuke-owning countries, does not follow any sort of established policy. people in china and russia will have a hard time reacting to his foreign policy measures.
i think what causes nuclear endgame is not long-term developments - those kind of developments cause stuff like crimea/easter ukraine seperatism - its single events such as likely caused by a PUS that doesnt know shite about diplomacy and how east-west relations have been stablised before
>>709347972
>nasty ass subway
My sides are kill
>>709354947
somebody hasent seen putins threats towards clinton
>>709349212
>>709346233
>>709349281
I deep dick her.
>>709349487
>Halloween
>>709353330
>>709354539
thats sad, not cringe. not sure why he doesnt just get mad hookers since hes old.
>>709352032
In ecstasy
>>709344711
>>709349777
I did not want this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqjXJwQPhGo
>>709355554
OH FUCK ANON YOU WERE SO DAMN FUCKING CLOSE FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT!
>>709355062
you mran the "threats" that are only threata because of how the media reports them.
hes literally just saying he thinks that clintons policies against russia will piss them off. hes trying to fear monger you into supporting russias agenda.
both candidates are shit either way. but atleast avoid voting one way or another because of what foreign governments want.
>>709344711
Is vidya cringe allowed
>>709349114
I've seen this one quite a lot. Every single time I can't believe it's real until I see the final picture.
>>709349538
>>709349593
>>709349638
What the hell is up with his fucking eyes?
>>709347732
Somehow the artist drawing himself having sex with a pony is less pathetic than this guy
>>709347554
>Actually pulls off cape
Not cringe
>>709355839
What is it with Overwatch and the le family dynamic faggotry
>>709347554
Mr. Pitt??!?
>>709355062
she has personally insulted him, like, a lot of times. he looks like a fucking wimp when he does not trashtalk her. he wants to portray himself as the double-ak-wielding bear-riding badass. i wouldnt take what he says about her, personally, as an indicator for how likely he is gonna start nuking her allies.
i recommend comparing the current situatin with the korean war and the relationship with china at the time.
especially the part about general MacArthur.. back then there was a similar setup of people in power positions.. and they almost fucked it up.
>>709347972
>its so great being the greatest man in the world
>>709346690
/mlp/anon right here
>>709355062
>>709355062
perfect thread for this comment! you and the other idiots going around pissing their trousers and shivering in their snuggies over Putin's 'threats' are the highest evolved form of mega cringe autismo.
>>709355673
>avoid voting one way or another because of what foreign governments want
fucking important point there.
i guess, tho, that when you vote because of what foreign policy each candidate has, you effectifvely do that.
>>709351698
is it time?
>>709347539
I'd like to be the first to wish this individual an expedient passage into hell
>>709349114
>https://www.youtube.com/user/pamperchu
Prepare your aNUS
>>709356192
ahh did mommy forget to bring you your chicken tendies
>>709350165
Europe is still estimated to be 96% Caucasian. The minority population is growing not from immigration but from declining white reproduction rates. And data is difficult to come by because only 2 European nations collect data on racial and ethnic demographics.
>>709347732
I have to read this in full every time, because it's unbelievable that this guy is real. It's always as disbelieving as I remember.
>>709348252
Yeah man, fuck this guy for trying to invite his friends over to enjoy something he likes with him. What a cringe-fest.
>>709356556
As a comparison, Japan is 99.99% Japanese. So a 4% minority is huge! With all the weebos wanting to move their, Japan has kept people out.
I live in the states, but Canada and the USA are exceptions to the rule.
>>709356767
fuck off moral fag
>>709354538
He does
>>709352306
Sorry, I still don't know what the FUCK that means.
>>709353504
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>>709347684
I'd try it. Probably tastes like ass though.
>>709356556
good goy
>>709356502
https://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4422576/This+guy/74
https://m.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/20sq19/whats_the_origin_of_this_whole_travis_two_knives/
>>709353467
dont do the crime if you cant do the time
