morning shota
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morning shota
>>709321562
more like gay paedo thread am i right?
Lurkin n strokin
Lute is cute!
>>709322749
hey anon, how are you?
>>709322790
which of the many lute anons are you?
>>709322846
the "Lute is Cute!" anon
>>709322832
moar like this
>>709322962
there are like 2 anons that post that tho.
>>709323028
reiji is best boy tbh
>>709322800
I'm okay. Finishing up work so gonna kick back and get high. Thanks for the shota <3
>>709323012
the one who posts smug lute when requested anon/the one familiar with tummy licking
>>709323134
oh okay so you're the good one
post tummy
>>709323128
getting high and browsing shota? sounds like a good idea to me.
>Len will never visit you in your sleep
why even live
>>709323219
speak for yourself anon, happens to me all the time.
>>709323211
"the good one"
Oh please elaborate. What did the other one do? im curious
:p
>>709323313
idk but he's not you.
>>709323372
okie dokie then
>>709323665
did you make that Lute is cute! image?
tfw you'll never have a cute shotabutt to put your face in
>>709323211
I just wish I had a bro to smoke out and browse this thread with
>>709323882
speak for yourself anon, happens to me all the time.
>>709323909
and by bro you mean bf, right?
>>709323857
no, actually stole it from somewhere long ago but idk where now
>>709324250
wow thief
>>709322993
>>709324330
I'm sorry but please don't arrest me
>>709321660
i remember when i find out
>mom call
>you are gay pedo
>nooo
>>709324481
stop right there criminal scum
>>709324548
where were you when you found out gaypaedo?
i was sitting at home eating butter
'you are gay paedo'
no
>>709323959
Or fuck piece. I got a gf of 6 years lol
>>709324863
>gf
what are you, fucking gay?
>>709324916
I still want a bro to browse shota with and use his holes nightly so I'm only bi
>>709325352
anon you're still gay as fuck for having a gf
>>709325419
No anon that's like saying traps are gay. Plus I love shota so I'm bi at worst. I hate gays
>>709325499
can't believe you would fail us like this, anon. how could you?
love the girly boys :) moar pleeease
>>709325570
no you
>>709325594
do it :3
>>709325499
>That's like saying traps are gay
Oh boy, DENIAL FASE
Traps are gay as fuck. Only thing thing which is 'changed' about that female, is that it has a dick.
>a dick.
>>709325776
no you
>>709325836
traps are gay as fuck, if i wanted to jerk off to a chick i would jerk off to a chick. that's the way i see it, at least.
>>709325836
Anon I'm trying to flirt with our host please fuck off
is his girly enough?>>709325570
>>709325499
>That's like saying traps are gay
Oh boy, DENIAL FASE
Traps are gay as fuck. Only thing which is 'changed' about the 'female', is that it has a dick.
>a dick.
>>709326005
i'm going to touch myself to this picture in particular because you were nice enough to post one. Thanks dad
>>709325837
no u
>>709326128
yes me.
>tfw no straight bf to rail my ass in a straight way
feels straight, man
>>709326005
>>709326494
jfc holy shit my dick
butt seriously
>>709326676
that's a nice butt
>>709326945
'tis
>>709326620
>>709327003
post butts
>>709327173
don't tell me what to do
>>709327221
I do what I want
>>709327446
not for long, faggot.
> 1 boy 7 cocks
Are you gay or something
>>709327729
only for you ;)
>>709327782
that's pretty lewd, dude
>>709327963
you didn't say no, though.
>>709325352
please move to Wisconsin. I need a boy friend
>>709328058
o ya
>clears throat
LeftU standing by!
leftu post more cute butt
>ywn leftu's butt
JUST
>>709328335
people get mad at me for derailing the shotastream c:
>>709328590
do you think i care?
POST
BUTT
>>709328590
>>709328529
what is
>ywn
>>709328696
you will never
keep up, kid
>>709328664
I need to take another photo set, im running out
>>709328839
fuck me that's a nice butt
and yes take more pics
>>709328744
cant always stay frosty on the meme game
>>709328931
>he doesn't 2.5x13 butt
lmaoing @ur meme rn
>>709328922
:)
if only there were boys who existed IRL who liked my butt as much as you guys do
>>709329072
hngggg
>>709329091
isn't wisconsin next to minnesota? just get minneshota to bang you, idiot.
>>709329216
reiji IS the best boy, you know. no wonder you're hnnging over him.
>>709329217
I want a regular guy who will play vidya naked with me and browse /b/ and command me to milk him at any given moment
and I will
I will milk all of it
>>709329343
your image has 2 of my favorites, idk where reiji is from
>>709329353
well go get a bf then, silly.
>>709329431
reiji is from gundam build fighters.
>>709329597
you have no idea how hard im trying!
the BF I want is NEET, and NEETs dont leave the house, soooo....
Theres a cute boy in my music class but I cant confront him. I thought about giving him a note but that sounds hard too.. T_T
>>709329826
just talk to him, idiot. what's the worst that could happen?
>>709330010
I dont even know his name, there isnt any time during class to talk either. I sit in front, him in back
thats why I thought about just giving him a qt note or something.. he has vocaloid keychains on his backpack, so I know hes a weeb at least :P
>>709330174
he might not be a fag tho. surely it would be kind of awkward to hand a note to some straight guy saying you wanted to bang?
>>709330256
its not a bang offering, more like "hey I think you're super cute, I saw you buying a bass guitar, I love making music, I saw your keychains, I also love vocaloids, plz cum in my ass if you think this could work"
Shotabros Write™: LetfU's Love Letter
>>709330467
oops no shota
>>709330467
yeah still you might want to learn if he's a fag first. just walk up to him after class and tell him you like his keychain?
Hello shota friends.
>>709330610
hey anon how are you
>>709330657
I am doing well. I actually heard from Mitsui Jun recently.
>>709330796
neat. what did he say?
>>709330569
If hes not, then he can just disregard my note and be flattered that I found him so damn attractive :D
I think ill put my phone number in it
>>709330866
It was about a commission. I received sketches. Will post the finished versions when he gives them to me.
>>709330569
I would just say "cool keychain" followed by something related to vocaloid or whatever. (I don't know about this stuff but if I did I'd try and make a conversation about it). Don't be a creep and think that just by talking to him he is going to be head over heels for you. Try to make him a friend and then if you feel comfortable, ask him if he wants to hang out later. Like a movie, video games, anything. Then I'd be up to the both of you to decide whether you do the nasty. That is assuming he isn't into guys abs you two get along
>>709330915
well it's up to you i guess. also post kik or something so i can see more of your butt :^)
>>709331006
hey that's pretty cool. how much do commissions cost, anyway?
>>709331018
i mean that's what i'd do, but i'm not leftu so what do i know?
>>709331018
mmm I guess that is a fair point
Ive tried talking to him twice, and both times, he didn't hear me lmao
I am not good at talking to people I am crushing on
>>709331140
You negotiate prices. Lowest I've heard of is like $40, but if you give him triple digits, he'll make it worth it.
>>709331226
it's easy dude, you just gotta walk up to him and shout "FUCK ME IN THE ASS RIGHT NOW"
then he'll get the hint
>>709331328
for a single sketch?
>>709331226
Same here anon. I mean I've never asked a guy out, only girls and I get really flustered and mumble when I like her. I can't even imagine asking a guy and him saying he isn't into guys xd
>>709331389
That's the lowest I've heard for a single image. He's really nice about throwing in extra pictures though. Most of the pictures I've been posting are what he would call sketch quality.
>>709331389
ugh.. there are too many ways to go about this. Hes one of the last to come into class, and he sits at the door, so hes the first to leave.. By the time im packed up, hes longggg gone
I think a note is my best bet
>>709331521
not bad actually, and he's a pretty popular artist right? would probably be cheaper if you commissioned a different artist.
>>709331685
nah what you gotta do is pack up and leave before the class is even finished and just loiter at the door waiting for him
>>709331706
Mitsui Jun is a veteran Shotabro
>>709331706
I've bought quite a few commissions before, and I think Mitsui Jun is surprisingly cheap for how good he is.
Often times I'll ask for one picture and like 5 sketches show up in my inbox a month or two later.
>>709331782
he would notice that I waited for him, which would be weird, imo..
If i give him a note, he holds all the power. He can contact me if he wants, or not. And then I dont have to trip over my words and shit..
In the note im going to invite him to our local anime convention too, so in case hes not interested in me like that, id still love a friend with his interests
>>709331896
sounds like a good deal, actually.
>>709331998
just quit being a fag and ask him to fuck your ass
>>709332120
if only this was a cheesy hentai where that worked
instead its a Reality Show about a socially retarded power bottom who just wants naked vidya in his life
>>709332120
The wait is the only thing that sucks. Sometimes months go by with no sign of life from him. I've heard he's actually pretty old, so sometimes you end up wondering more if he's just okay.
>>709332533
very true. also you didn't give me your kik so i can see more butt :^)
>>709332580
eh, he probably won't be dying soon. maybe.
>>709332886
I stopped giving that out, /b/ kept posting it in kik slut threads, and I dont have the energy to serve people my ass ...
>>709332886
I certainly hope not. I've also heard he was an animator at one point, possibly working at early as the 60s. Sometimes I wonder if "he's still got it" which is why he can just crank out images so generously.
>>709333036
>and I dont have the energy to serve people my ass
i'm sure you do. isn't that what you want to do, anyway?
>>709333085
christ that's pretty long ago. how old is he exactly?
>>709333178
I don't know. I'm not even completely sure if the animator thing by itself is true, it's just something I've heard. It makes sense given that he's good at drawing, but I ultimately don't know.
>>709333178
I love when people love my boybits, sure :)
but I really want somebody in my life that I can touch. I've never had my feminine side satisfied. I really just want to be special to a boy who finds me special
>>709333343
truly an old cunt
>>709333426
Old for sure but he seems more than happy drawing shota.
>>709333407
yep, finding people irl is the hardest bit. but surely having people tell you what to do is good enough?
>>709333407
What are you gay or seomthing
>>709333755
most definitely not. that would be gay.
>>709333685
thats what chaturbate is for, and they pay me :)
>>709333755
ya
>>709333877
yeah but people on chaturbate only want you for your body. i want you for... your body?
>>709333929
so close :(
>>709334081
basically i want you to do lewd things for me, faggot.
>>709333877
Gay
>>709333819
It would be, can you imagine. Ew another boy.
>>709334151
whose butt is this that you're posting?
>>709334220
Who's do you think ya knobby knob
>>709334339
idk, am i meant to know that butt?
oh look
more camwhores
>>709334417
It's my own. My small butt of a butt.
>>709334339
thats a sniffable boybutt
>>709334132
unless you has as perfect a cock and personality as melbanon, it likely wont happen
many have tried to press my buttons, and somehow he does
>>709334473
theres always one person who gets BUTTmad
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>709334525
you have a nice butt, then. where you from?
>>709334526
melbanon said i have a nice dick tho. also i'm from melbourne. dunno about my personality, though.
>>709334526
Thanks, you can sniff it. I try and keep it clean
>>709334642
I'm in fl atm, the place where alligators eat your babies
>>709334642
why the hell are all the shotabros from Aus? blows my mind...
well... lets see it, then..
>>709334835
:D
im honored!
>>709334835
why are all the boys with nice butts american :(
>>709334850
what, you think i'm some camwhore? just take my word for it that melbanon thinks i have a nice dick. and a nice butt.
oh there's the other FL guy I've heard about
>>709335006
How to Not Get Somebodies Kik Info: 105
>>709335123
i mean i literally can't post my dick in this thread anyway, considering we hit the image cap. it is a nice dick tho. if you want to see it.
>>709335071
Que
>>709335006
Why are all the shota bros in Europe :(
>>709335217
australia isn't in europe you dumb shit
>>709335217
I have only met Shotabros from Aus or US
>>709335200
you wont be a cam whore but youll be a camphone whore? ;)
LeftUthere
>>709335253
Oí! No need to be mean. I meant in general rude >:1
>>709335217
I've spoken often in these threads about my lacking of tfw bf, and the aussie mentioned that there was a qt that was from FL here
which uni are you attending?
>>709335430
i know demos is from florida. but he doesn't like camwhores.
>>709335508
what a cuck
>>709335616
demos is my waifu, don't insult him.
>>709335430
The one with the plane logo
>>709335508
I'm not a camwhore
>>709335675
he's an avatarfag though. literally a huge degenerate.
>>709335508
generalizations make the world go flat.
>>709335728
I'm assuming that's not fgcu
I know there's some fag on /b/ who goes there too
>>709335777
reply to me on kik you fag. also checked.
>>709335934
its triple 7's because its true ;)
>>709335675
stop calling me that
>>709336095
MY
WAIFU
also
>>709335924
the plain logo is full sail uni you dolt
>>709322832
I remember being lil and my mom walked in on this a lot. We were just naked though. Not fun stuff.
>>709335924
Were you trying to hook me up or something? I'm an independent black woman who needs no man
>>709336095
you's a basic bitch
>>709336183
This anon got it *high five*
>>709336201
No, I'm just trying to find that guy again because he kinda vanished and I miss posting butts with him
>>709336157
STAP
>>709336257
well excuse you
>>709336285
don't touch me, you lump of trash
>>709336460
why are you posting without namesync anyway
it's not right
>>709336531
The only person in here with a name rn is me...
>>709336460
Hey! Don't call me a lump of trash you you heep of mean things. I was just happy someone knew what I was referring to =-=
>>709336531
he doesn't want people to know he was lurking for camwhores
>>709336324
Welp, you could still post your butt
>>709336531
Cus someone was posting with my IP and got me banned for 2 weeks, and he tried to appealed the ban so I can't do shit since the uni runs a dumb static ip bullshit
>>709336583
Not true, LeftU
>>709336658
SHUT.
>>709336675
it's not as fun :(
>>709336722
lmao you got cucked by your uni internet? that's great. also you're still my waifu.
>>709336722
You want the boipucci
>>709336795
yep. don't wanna try a VPN either.
I am nowhere near waifu standards
>>709336869
only if it's accompanied by a feminine benis
>>709336891
So wait you're using full sail internet? They block 4chan
>>709336891
i like to imagine you as having a nice butt tho
now that's waifu material
>>709336942
I don't go to full sail you optimistic noose
>>709336953
some say i got the cushion of the pushin
others don't say anything because it's rarely seen
>>709336722
why cant I see anyone elses names then? I can see my own
>>709337126
>you will never see demos' big butt
i mean i might actually kill myself at this point
>>709337176
because he got cucked by his uni so he can't use namesync.
>>709337126
Ah, well then I'll go back to my small corner and cry
>>709337126
post butt next thread
New bread?????
Posting trouble.
Cheese head a qt
Reiji a suk
>>709337176
nobody else is currently using namesync. if i was on my computer, you'd be able to see mine.
>>709337221
My butt looks like a generic butt
>>709337242
No.
>>709337238
shhh it's ok to be lonely
I just came back and see this bread is still warm. Good jobs faggots!
>>709337369
>cheese head
what. are you okay?
>>709337370
>My butt looks like a generic butt
don't ruin my fantasies here, demos. a man can dream.
>>709337370
But I want to hug someone until i fall asleep. Is that too much to ask.
>you will never see demos' or kiji's butt
JUST
U
S
T
>>709337520
It's a nice fantasy, but trust me I've tried it. not pleasant.
>>709337369
>cheese head
you mean someone from phili?
>>709337472
if you lurk gfur you will probably see a 4 year old pic every now and again so there's that.
>>709337370
Yes and no, can't connect at home, no access to my arsenal against you.
And left would know that it's a derogatory term towards Wisconsinites used by mn peeps
>>709337729
>if you lurk gfur
and why would i want to do that, exactly?
>>709337729
I just want someone to talk to and hug when I'm sad ;-;;
I was actually getting close to breaking down and posting it, but then difficulty hit.
>Tfw you're not a nice lamp and clock next to a great butt
>>709337866
WE ALL WANT TO, ANON!
>>709337920
well i assume you're kiji then, what with the whole "not tagging me when you respond to me" stuff.
Someone make a new bread. I need to dump qts.
>>709337737
>can't connect at home, no access to my arsenal against you.
Oh my.
>>709337866
ew, don't get your snot all over your future bf
>>709337998
oh myyyyyy
don't post it, just keep teasing.
>>709337831
because faggots like it apparently
>>709338115
>oh myyyyyy
>don't post it, just keep teasing.
what did he mean by this?
>>709338280
cockteasing is fun
>>709338365
you confuse me.
