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ITT we describe games poorly and others guess it

>be old man
>addicted to drugs
>find baby
>raise child in basement
>one day the child is gone
>find the child
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>>709317368
>like skyrim
>has guns
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>>709317607
Roblox
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>>709317607
Far cry 3
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>>709317368
World of Warcraft
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>>709317368
>It's like overwatch
>But not shit.
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>>709318581
Tf2
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Silent hill
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>>709317607
frogger
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>begin as child in small village
>giant boulder falls from mountain
>father is dead, friend's family is dead

>fast forward time
>team up with three other friends
>need to re-light the four elemental lighthouses to restore nature's balance
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>>709317607
fallout 4
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>fucking green niggas trying to eat yo ass
>shoot equally green balls at em until they fucking disintergrate
> +1 lvl
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>>709318767
Golden sun
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>cars mlve chaotically
>jump on cars
>achieve goal
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>>709317368
Bioshock infinity
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>>709317368
lord of the clans
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>>709318759
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>>709318961
Nice.
I should have made the last point more vague, but I wanted someone to get it.

Just finished The Lost Age and I've been craving more Golden Sun.
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>>709318767
WoW very poorly discriben
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>>709317368
is it this one?
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>>709317368
Luigi's Mansion
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>>709317368

Your young. Your old. Need to find God, and eventually do. Kind of.
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>>709318850
12 year old
Oh wait. You mean bloated and boring after 50 hours like skyrim
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>get to capsule
>free animals in it
>get shiny rocks
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>wake up
>tiny faggots all over your body
>wake up
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>>709319250
How about this one:

>live in small village
>large gem
>must find magical trees called Myrrh trees out in the wilderness to protect their village from a poisonous gas cloud known as the Miasma that engulfs the entire world
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>>709317368
It's Lisa you faggots
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>>709318581
Paladins :^)
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>Mexican guy goes to an imaginary island
>finds a fat redneck and a blond who's a a cunt
>They team up to save the imaginary island from a midget with a rocket launcher
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>>709318892
Plants vs zombies
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>>709319959
gotta go fast?
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>edgy teen
>high school simulator
>not even a real game
>'your choices matter'
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>>709320208
That's an alias for overwatch dumbass.
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>claim clay
>stay stable
>get the bullies to fight each other
>only take on someone weaker than you
>paint the map
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>>709319973
fleas! the musical
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>>709320031
I meant it ironicaly
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>Be Hero
>do the thing
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>>709320526
glee- school shooter special edition
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>>709320825
>>709320732
kekkle
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>Luigi wins a mansion in a contest
>Luigi's Mansion turns out to be haunted
>with the help of Prof. E Gadd, Luigi delves deeper into the mystery of Luigi's Mansion
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>>709321048
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
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>>709317607
eldor scrole 14: morrowinde
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>>709321084
Minecraft? i liked that game back in '10 but the players killed it.
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>>709321048
Civilization V: Brave New Worlds expansion pack
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>>709319959
Pikmin
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>>709321048
Secret of Mana
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>>709317368
>Good in its infancy
>Community and YouTube sqeakers ruined it.
>Ruined and plauged with shitty fnaf and undertale crap

More than one valid answer now.
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>kill lots of people while dying alot
>enjoy pizza
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>>709321084
Minecraft
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>>709321048
Resident Evil 4
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>>709320526
Look out for the pretentious hurricane. Collect every butterfly! Collect the lesbian kiss.
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>>709321357
>>709321241
>>709321464
It's not Minecraft I was thinking about but it counts.
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>step around
>fog of war dispersal
>strange symbols appear around you
>yellow man is smiling
>step around
>it explodes
>yellow man is dead
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>>709321048
halo
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>>709317368
Bioshock Infinite
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>>709321048

Mario's Apartment?
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>be pretty cool guy
>kill aliens
>don't afraid of anything
>>
Name the series:
part one: Shameless knockoff
part two: A neat and unique game
part three: jumping the shark
part four: strapping a rocket to that shark's back so you can jump it over an even bigger shark
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>>709321825
>bionicle
My nigga
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>>709321711
Minesweeper
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>be mexican plumber
>Spray paint away with a hose
>fight a turtle at the end
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>>709321903
lol
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>>709321992
yes
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>>709317368
you have gee-tar.
you find doge.
you fuck shit up for yourself along the way.
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>>709320031

Final fantasy: crystal chronicles
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>>709321903
space invaders
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>>709320526
Bully?
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>>709322008
Super Mario sunshine
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>>709321949
Uncharted
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>>709321357
call of dudty infinite warfare
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>>709322142
nice
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>>709322236
it was pretty easy tbh desu fam
>plumber
>literally anything other than mario
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>>709321949
Assassin's Creed?
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>>709320526
Life is Strange
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>man hangs family
>find family arm knife
>kill man
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>have axe
>find another axe
>drive and strategize
>am demons
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>crash on planet
>make factory
>kill locals
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>>709322509
Assassin's Creed 2
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>>709322173
>>709322424
no and no
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>man get decapitated by order of a kid with a cold seat
>daughter of man sit next to kid
>daughter has to marry kid's little brother
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>>709321949
Just Cause or maybe FarCry?
Haven't played them, but I know you can do crazy stuff in the former.
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>>709317368
Lisa the painful?
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>>709321048
The Sims 2: Night life
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>>709321357
Garry's Mod?
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>>709322826
yep.
>>
>have guns
>have super reflexes
>little girl is your deadliest enemy
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>>709320093
Woah a wild LISA fan appeared, quick make a joke about Sweetheart being Buckets
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>>709318767
Golden sun! *claps hands* love that game need to play the lost ages soon got a rom but then got a new laptop so lost save
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>>709322949
FEAR?
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>>709321949
saints row
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>treasure hunters
>gon get treasure
>no seriously you are
>lots of treasure
>as far as the eye can see
>actually no treasure
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>>709322913
Oh shit, to spoopy 4 roast, oooooooh baby a diss you just rekt Garry's Mod lol
>>
>space mincraft
> way less features than actual minecraft
> nothing to do
>>
>Be german loser
>new job in bum fuck nowhere
>now a pedophile
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>>709323110
no mans sky
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>>709323070
Borderlands
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>>709323038
Bingo.
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>>709323110
Spick Engineers
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>>709322739
still no.
>>709323051
There it is. We went from a GTA knockoff, to a cool game about being the leader of a gang, to giant dildo baseball bats and some weird VR thing, to superpowers and aliens and dubstep guns
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>>709321448
Hotline miami?
>>
>>709321949
Thief?
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>>709319861
*after 20 hours
Scrub
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>>709323179
saints row 1 and 2 were my shit, 3 and 4 sucked
>>
>>709321448
Dark Souls 4: Deliverer of the First Pepperoni?
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>fall in a hole
>meet a giant cow
>skeleton.jpg
>giant lesbian fish
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>>709321048
ninjabread man
>>
>why are we still here?
>just to suffer?
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>>709320690
CK2
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>>709323179
Is the fourth any good? I loved 3, but it looks like a lot of what made 3 fun isn't in 4.
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>>709323343
Under Nights at Furrytale
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>>709321048
SpeedRunners
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>>709323143
yep
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>>709321048

Spec Ops: The Line
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>>709319861
Explain.
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>>709323360
dota 2
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> getting people to sign my petition
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>>709323473
Fallout 4 gets boring after 50 hours
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>>709323512
Postal 2
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>>709323512
Animal Crossing?
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>>709323439
why
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>small girl explodes
>nurse goes through plastic surgery
>the legend lives
>>
>stranded on uncharted planet
>get back home
>company in debt because of incompetent workers
>immediately sent back to said uncharted planet
>enslave alien races
>ruin ecosystem by killing everything
>all for treasure
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>>709323572
Fallout 4 got boring after it wasn't Fallout 3
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>>709320222
Just cause 3
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>>709323579

Daaaaamn! I thought that would take longer... You deserve a cookie!
>>
>a mexican midget,a fag.a blue haired woman and a robo-ninja
>in another planet
>kill a weirdo wearing a mask
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>>709323612
Because why the fuck not?
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>appear in a random generated world for no apparent reason
>fight shit and save npc's
>rek in pvp
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>>709318994
cluster truck
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>feels in the beginning
>oh my pork
>kill your brother at the end
>moar feels
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>>709321949
Amazing Frog
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>>709317368
>be frog
>need to cross highway but alot of traffic
>try to get to other side
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>>709323780
Need for speed
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>>709321048
Zzyzzyxx
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>>709323711
TBH that was the only part of the game that really stuck with me. That and pissing on people
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>guns
>more guns
>even more guns
>legendary guns
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>>709317607
People actually made Destiny articles with this as a header at one point, poor bastards.
>>
>>709323864
Nope
>>
> just a regular well-known fairy tail story
> with one exception
>blood, gore and guts
>you'll never see the same characters anymore like before
>because this game is madness
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>>709323814
Brothers: A tale of two sons?
>>
>>709323879
WoW
With guns
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>>709323751
and there goes lucky star. thanks man i appreciate it
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>>709323849
Battle Toads
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>>709323918
alice?
>>
>>709320526

Hatred
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>>709323918
Fairy Tail: I'm a fucking weeb edition
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>>709323849
Luigi's Mansion
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>>709323945
Noep
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>>709319973
Bloodborne
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>>709323879
Borderlands
>>
>>709323879
bad rats
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>>709323966
No bother /B/ro. Happy to help!
>>
>4 guys
>some good Arcade-survivance game
>You dont need more hints
>>
>Artyom
>>
>>709324112
You got it
>>
>>709323678
>general another settlement needs your help
>>
>>709318892
Plants vs zombies
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>>709324175
Kill The Faggots
>>
>drink a shitton, be drunk as shit
>recover big ass beehive
>fight terminator
>become king
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>>709324182
fucking metro
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>>709324039
Easy, huh?
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>>709324261
Hatred
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>>709321048
battlefield
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>>709324290
Conker's bad fur day.
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>>709319861
hur I am an adult and have an option, that means all adults have the same opinion as me.

Fallout 4 was disappointing, but Skyrim is one of the best western RPGs of the decade.
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>>709322062
Gitaroo man
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>>709324213
fallout4,

Please, stop refering to shitty mainstream game, anyone would recognize those
>>
>pigs
>so many pigs
>bosses are pigs
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>>709322491
yeah
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>>709324341
>>
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>>709324326
Spot on motherfucker
>>
>Press X to scream
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>Press X to SHAUN
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>>709321448
Turtles in time.
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>>709317368
>a cool guy replaces a cooler guy
>sequel
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>>709324312
Yeah, not many fairy tale vidya around
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>>709324417
Fuck yeah
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>>709321949
Saint's Row series, easily.
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>>709324433
Heavy Rain
>>
>>709320794
Crash Bandicoot
>>
>>709317368
>>Press X to scream
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>Press X to SHAUN
Heavy rain
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>>709324433
Heavy Rain! SHAAAAAUN
>>
>>709324391
More like "Life is Overrated" am I right? Guys? I'm just going to kill myself
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>>709323622
Phantom pain
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>>709324433
Literally any shitty ps3 game.
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>>709323360
Metal gear solid 5 the helicopter scene
>>
>wear cool ass mask
>sneak
>>
>>709323748
Borderlands 2
>>
>buying gf
>>
>>709321048
Slingshot people?
>>
>>709321448
>>709323197
Clearly this guy must be right, right?
>>
>>709320526
Damn man, i wanted to make lis SP
>>
>>709324625
Splinter Cell
>>
>>709324630
Super mario
>>
>>709324378
Darkest Dungeon?
>>
>>709321448
Turtles in time. >>709322542
Factorio
>>
>>709324630
Rune Scape
>>
>>709324625
>snaps police neck
>"dont worry, its all ok"
>start a robery
>>
>>709323655
Pikmin 2
>>
>>709324378
Battletoads, easy.
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>>709324378
Fucking Angry Birds
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>>709324718
got it
>>
>>709323814
Mother 3
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>>709317368
>Paint the man
>Cut the lines
>Ho shit flying penis
>I regret nothing

Also, spooooky
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>>709321357
TF2
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>>709324630
FFVIII?
>>
>>709321048
Pac-man: Black Ops 3 - wrath of the lich king - edition
>>
>>709317368
Lisa the painful
>side note
The sequel sucked
>>
>>709321903
Duke Nukem?
>>
>>709324804
Amnesia.
>>
>>709324706
>>709324767
>>709324780
Could work but not what I was thinking
>>
>punching trees
>>
> be usual nigger
> stealing bikes, painting tags etc
> kill some bad guys and fail at following sth big
> become dankest nigger on island
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>This is a game where you can make fight every character you even imagined in internet, because it'll be a model for the game no matter what.
>fucking WIndows compatibility
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>>709325060
Rust
>>
>>709325060
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
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>>709322952
If you really want to get them say undertale is better cause it is
>>
>>709325113
god dammit cj
>>
>have sex
>die
>wake up and meet an asshole
>kill shit
>flip everyone off and walk away from an explosion all movie-like
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>>709317368
>wake up be told to go out and venture
>Get shat on by people higher level
> sit and grind crab people for 23 years
> TFW finaly a strong man
> Gank young noobs Feelsgood
>>
>>709324945
This was easy wasn't it?

Another, slightly more challenging.

>Got one good hand
>Can molest giant animals
>Need 3 shiny hearts to defeat Ultimate Evil (or Good)
>2 fucking weirdos constantly pestering you in your head
>>
>Naked
>Everyone else is naked
>build houses using sticks
>make a friend
>friend kills you when you turn around
>start again
>naked
>accidentally drop Rock
>fucked
>>
>>709317368
LISA
>>
>>709325060
mein kampf
>>
>>709319959
SANIC!
>>
>White guy kills his entire family and bangs a lot if sluts
>>
>no character development
>everyone dies
>lock your suit and everybody gets angry
>>
>>709324378
Duke nukem
>>
>>709324809
R.I.P tf2, Currently cashing out my backpack.
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>>709325285
rust
>>
>extra terrestrial
>inclusion
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>>709324378
Tomba
>>
>>709325323
Mario Kart?
>>
>>709317368
Has two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>
>>709324910
Nope
>>
>>709325184
Right lol
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>>709325323
Any GTA game
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>>709325329
>>709325435
>>709324990
Another hint
>up to 4 players can play at once.
>literally every enemy is a pig.
>sometimes skeleton pigs
>night mode is way to dark
>>
>>709325348
already done, unfortunately.
>>
>two number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>a number 7
>two number 45s, one with cheese
>a large soda
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>>709325443
Nah
>>709325514
Good answer, but no
>>
>>709325537
R.I.P. Big Smoke you lardass Traitor
>>
>>709325537
America simulator 2016
>>
>>709321903
Haloa
>>
>shot in head
>2 good dlc
>kinda depressing
>invincible friends
>>
>be in robot prison
>have to compete in gladiatorial combat against other robots for your robot freedom
>>
>>709325651
Fallout Nv?
>>
>maniac people and warriors fight eachother in a big forest
>even a rat with a crossbow
>even a bald hitler
>even the sun and the moon fight
>lots of NaCl
>>
>>709325620
Ye boi
>>
>Monkeys obsessed in bloons. They must be high because they think that those bloons will kill them all.
>Monkeys will explode those bloons
>Bloons will never give up
>All hail to bloons
>>
>>709325685
Yeet
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>>709325702
League of Legends / Dota / every generic Moba game
>>
>>709325721
Bloons Tower Defence
>>
> go on holidays
> ur wife is kinda stupid
> she gets lost
> u want to find her and u achieve this
> but u drown
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>>709325770
Dr house, lost in time
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>>709325533
I'm trying. Sold all my keys for paypal but nobody wants to buy my unusual and collectors Items
>>
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>>709325766
Congratz, you win
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>>709325702
league
>twitch
>singed
>leona and diana
>>
>>709325838
Naah
>>
>>709325887
Thanks mate
>>
>Servant to wizard
>Wizard goes off and does stuff
>Run around land and collect stuff
>Wizard is going to kill you
>Turn wizard into cat to escape
>Sail away from home
>Find out yer a Prince
>Save sister from dragon
>find family
>>
>>709324625
Dishonored
>>
>>709325702
your mistake was putting the "NaCi" thing
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>>709325249
You peolple suck and require more hints :

>"every snowflake in the game will be unique" said the big M, but as usual, he lied
>the sequel was a garbage city-building game ruined by EA
>>
>kill lots of people
>die lots
>>
>Alcoholic with a bet addiction
>Get sent to a beautiful but fucked up city
>Rescue a big breasted girl
>Kill yourself
>>
>blonde teenager
>teenager
>red dressed psycho
>save the world
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>>709319316
holy shit, i remember that game
>>
>staring at the sun
>everyones #1 pal
>>
>>709326011
sims
>>
>>709326085
Undertale
>>
>>709321048
Sanic (an) Heroes
>>
>brother dies
>fuck this I'll be a terrorist
>becomes terrorist
>>
>>709326040
gta
>>
>>709326040
Dark Seul
>>
>>709326011
Fable obviously
>>
>>709326149
>blonde
>>
>>709326149
Nope
>>
>>709326204
ding!
>>
>"1 wrong move could change the outcome of the whole game"
>it doesn't
>kill everyone at the end
>>
>>709326085
>also I'm originally a pirate or something
>>
>>709326047
bioshock infinite
>>
>>709321048
Lol, everyone here is an idiot. It's Linguine's Big House
>>
>>709326149
>>
>>709325115
Mugen
>>
>>709325770
Its Anal Wake u dumb faggs
Goddammit
>>
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>>709326330
Finally someone who knows
>>
>>709326288
Yes.

>Please, one more turn...
>>
>religious Aliens
>Super soldier
>Hula Hoops
>>
>Working in security of an african prime minister
>Smug face samurai kills everyone also working
>Bald big guy kidnaps prime minister
>While pursuing him, summons a giant rocket-lauching robot dinosaur
>Kills dinosaur, pursues bald guy and smug samurai on a train
>They kill prime minister
>Bald guy escapes and smug samurai fights me
>He cuts my arm off
>nomorefap.jpg
>Barely escapes after train leaves a tunnel
>Spend the rest of the game slashing cyborgs and arguing philosophy with the villains
>They like making money with war
>Fight an overpowered politician for last boss
>verysmallrobotsmychild.jpg
>Get's ORAORAORA'd from politician
>Gets smug samurai's blade
>Keep counterattacking until small machines stop working on his body
>Discuss philosophy
>Rips motherfucker's heart off
>Discuss philosophy again with a literally heartless near-death politician
>Keeps killing
>>
>>709326387
>anal
kek
>>
>like far cry 3 without guns
>>
>>709325770
Holy shit, i remember, its L.A Noire
...right

right?
>>
>>709323814
Mother 3 BibleThump
>>
>>709326579
far cry 3 without guns.
>>
>>709317368
>a lot of characters
>waiting for the next one for more than 7 months
>hated by cucks and sjws
>>
>>709326458
metal gear rising revengeance
>>
>fucking monster kidnappée my slutty wife
>send me letters I don't know how
>takes forever to find her
>>
>>709326673
overwatch
>>
>have amnesia
>contemplate life
>suddenly BOMBS?
>Goku appears and asks of you to collect the Dragon Balls for him
>You are uncertain about your actions but do it anyways
>Meet Goku in space
>Goku goes Darth Vader and says he is your father
>Beat the shit out of him
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