ITT we describe games poorly and others guess it
>be old man
>addicted to drugs
>find baby
>raise child in basement
>one day the child is gone
>find the child
>>709317368
>like skyrim
>has guns
>>709317607
Roblox
>>709317607
Far cry 3
>>709317368
World of Warcraft
>>709317368
>It's like overwatch
>But not shit.
>>709318581
Tf2
Silent hill
>>709317607
frogger
>begin as child in small village
>giant boulder falls from mountain
>father is dead, friend's family is dead
>fast forward time
>team up with three other friends
>need to re-light the four elemental lighthouses to restore nature's balance
>>709317607
fallout 4
>fucking green niggas trying to eat yo ass
>shoot equally green balls at em until they fucking disintergrate
> +1 lvl
>>709318767
Golden sun
>cars mlve chaotically
>jump on cars
>achieve goal
>>709317368
Bioshock infinity
>>709317368
lord of the clans
>>709318759
>>709318961
Nice.
I should have made the last point more vague, but I wanted someone to get it.
Just finished The Lost Age and I've been craving more Golden Sun.
>>709318767
WoW very poorly discriben
>>709317368
is it this one?
>>709317368
Luigi's Mansion
>>709317368
Your young. Your old. Need to find God, and eventually do. Kind of.
>>709318850
12 year old
Oh wait. You mean bloated and boring after 50 hours like skyrim
>get to capsule
>free animals in it
>get shiny rocks
>wake up
>tiny faggots all over your body
>wake up
>>709319250
How about this one:
>live in small village
>large gem
>must find magical trees called Myrrh trees out in the wilderness to protect their village from a poisonous gas cloud known as the Miasma that engulfs the entire world
>>709317368
It's Lisa you faggots
>>709318581
Paladins :^)
>Mexican guy goes to an imaginary island
>finds a fat redneck and a blond who's a a cunt
>They team up to save the imaginary island from a midget with a rocket launcher
>>709318892
Plants vs zombies
>>709319959
gotta go fast?
>edgy teen
>high school simulator
>not even a real game
>'your choices matter'
>>709320208
That's an alias for overwatch dumbass.
>claim clay
>stay stable
>get the bullies to fight each other
>only take on someone weaker than you
>paint the map
>>709319973
fleas! the musical
>>709320031
I meant it ironicaly
>Be Hero
>do the thing
>>709320526
glee- school shooter special edition
>>709320825
>>709320732
kekkle
>Luigi wins a mansion in a contest
>Luigi's Mansion turns out to be haunted
>with the help of Prof. E Gadd, Luigi delves deeper into the mystery of Luigi's Mansion
>>709321048
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
>>709317607
eldor scrole 14: morrowinde
>>709321084
Minecraft? i liked that game back in '10 but the players killed it.
>>709321048
Civilization V: Brave New Worlds expansion pack
>>709319959
Pikmin
>>709321048
Secret of Mana
>>709317368
>Good in its infancy
>Community and YouTube sqeakers ruined it.
>Ruined and plauged with shitty fnaf and undertale crap
More than one valid answer now.
>kill lots of people while dying alot
>enjoy pizza
>>709321084
Minecraft
>>709321048
Resident Evil 4
>>709320526
Look out for the pretentious hurricane. Collect every butterfly! Collect the lesbian kiss.
>>709321357
>>709321241
>>709321464
It's not Minecraft I was thinking about but it counts.
>step around
>fog of war dispersal
>strange symbols appear around you
>yellow man is smiling
>step around
>it explodes
>yellow man is dead
>>709321048
halo
>>709317368
Bioshock Infinite
>>709321048
Mario's Apartment?
>be pretty cool guy
>kill aliens
>don't afraid of anything
Name the series:
part one: Shameless knockoff
part two: A neat and unique game
part three: jumping the shark
part four: strapping a rocket to that shark's back so you can jump it over an even bigger shark
>>709321825
>bionicle
My nigga
>>709321711
Minesweeper
>be mexican plumber
>Spray paint away with a hose
>fight a turtle at the end
>>709321903
lol
>>709321992
yes
>>709317368
you have gee-tar.
you find doge.
you fuck shit up for yourself along the way.
>>709320031
Final fantasy: crystal chronicles
>>709321903
space invaders
>>709320526
Bully?
>>709322008
Super Mario sunshine
>>709321949
Uncharted
>>709321357
call of dudty infinite warfare
>>709322142
nice
>>709322236
it was pretty easy tbh desu fam
>plumber
>literally anything other than mario
>>709321949
Assassin's Creed?
>>709320526
Life is Strange
>man hangs family
>find family arm knife
>kill man
>have axe
>find another axe
>drive and strategize
>am demons
>crash on planet
>make factory
>kill locals
>>709322509
Assassin's Creed 2
>>709322173
>>709322424
no and no
>man get decapitated by order of a kid with a cold seat
>daughter of man sit next to kid
>daughter has to marry kid's little brother
>>709321949
Just Cause or maybe FarCry?
Haven't played them, but I know you can do crazy stuff in the former.
>>709317368
Lisa the painful?
>>709321048
The Sims 2: Night life
>>709321357
Garry's Mod?
>>709322826
yep.
>have guns
>have super reflexes
>little girl is your deadliest enemy
>>709320093
Woah a wild LISA fan appeared, quick make a joke about Sweetheart being Buckets
>>709318767
Golden sun! *claps hands* love that game need to play the lost ages soon got a rom but then got a new laptop so lost save
>>709322949
FEAR?
>>709321949
saints row
>treasure hunters
>gon get treasure
>no seriously you are
>lots of treasure
>as far as the eye can see
>actually no treasure
>>709322913
Oh shit, to spoopy 4 roast, oooooooh baby a diss you just rekt Garry's Mod lol
>space mincraft
> way less features than actual minecraft
> nothing to do
>Be german loser
>new job in bum fuck nowhere
>now a pedophile
>>709323110
no mans sky
>>709323070
Borderlands
>>709323038
Bingo.
>>709323110
Spick Engineers
>>709322739
still no.
>>709323051
There it is. We went from a GTA knockoff, to a cool game about being the leader of a gang, to giant dildo baseball bats and some weird VR thing, to superpowers and aliens and dubstep guns
>>709321448
Hotline miami?
>>709321949
Thief?
>>709319861
*after 20 hours
Scrub
>>709323179
saints row 1 and 2 were my shit, 3 and 4 sucked
>>709321448
Dark Souls 4: Deliverer of the First Pepperoni?
>fall in a hole
>meet a giant cow
>skeleton.jpg
>giant lesbian fish
>>709321048
ninjabread man
>why are we still here?
>just to suffer?
>>709320690
CK2
>>709323179
Is the fourth any good? I loved 3, but it looks like a lot of what made 3 fun isn't in 4.
>>709323343
Under Nights at Furrytale
>>709321048
SpeedRunners
>>709323143
yep
>>709321048
Spec Ops: The Line
>>709319861
Explain.
>>709323360
dota 2
> getting people to sign my petition
>>709323473
Fallout 4 gets boring after 50 hours
>>709323512
Postal 2
>>709323512
Animal Crossing?
>>709323439
why
>small girl explodes
>nurse goes through plastic surgery
>the legend lives
>stranded on uncharted planet
>get back home
>company in debt because of incompetent workers
>immediately sent back to said uncharted planet
>enslave alien races
>ruin ecosystem by killing everything
>all for treasure
>>709323572
Fallout 4 got boring after it wasn't Fallout 3
>>709320222
Just cause 3
>>709323579
Daaaaamn! I thought that would take longer... You deserve a cookie!
>a mexican midget,a fag.a blue haired woman and a robo-ninja
>in another planet
>kill a weirdo wearing a mask
>>709323612
Because why the fuck not?
>appear in a random generated world for no apparent reason
>fight shit and save npc's
>rek in pvp
>>709318994
cluster truck
>feels in the beginning
>oh my pork
>kill your brother at the end
>moar feels
>>709321949
Amazing Frog
>>709317368
>be frog
>need to cross highway but alot of traffic
>try to get to other side
>>709323780
Need for speed
>>709321048
Zzyzzyxx
>>709323711
TBH that was the only part of the game that really stuck with me. That and pissing on people
>guns
>more guns
>even more guns
>legendary guns
>>709317607
People actually made Destiny articles with this as a header at one point, poor bastards.
>>709323864
Nope
> just a regular well-known fairy tail story
> with one exception
>blood, gore and guts
>you'll never see the same characters anymore like before
>because this game is madness
>>709323814
Brothers: A tale of two sons?
>>709323879
WoW
With guns
>>709323751
and there goes lucky star. thanks man i appreciate it
>>709323849
Battle Toads
>>709323918
alice?
>>709320526
Hatred
>>709323918
Fairy Tail: I'm a fucking weeb edition
>>709323849
Luigi's Mansion
>>709323945
Noep
>>709319973
Bloodborne
>>709323879
Borderlands
>>709323879
bad rats
>>709323966
No bother /B/ro. Happy to help!
>4 guys
>some good Arcade-survivance game
>You dont need more hints
>Artyom
>>709324112
You got it
>>709323678
>general another settlement needs your help
>>709318892
Plants vs zombies
>>709324175
Kill The Faggots
>drink a shitton, be drunk as shit
>recover big ass beehive
>fight terminator
>become king
>>709324182
fucking metro
>>709324039
Easy, huh?
>>709324261
Hatred
>>709321048
battlefield
>>709324290
Conker's bad fur day.
>>709319861
hur I am an adult and have an option, that means all adults have the same opinion as me.
Fallout 4 was disappointing, but Skyrim is one of the best western RPGs of the decade.
>>709322062
Gitaroo man
>>709324213
fallout4,
Please, stop refering to shitty mainstream game, anyone would recognize those
>pigs
>so many pigs
>bosses are pigs
>>709322491
yeah
>>709324326
Spot on motherfucker
>Press X to scream
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>Press X to SHAUN
>>709321448
Turtles in time.
>>709317368
>a cool guy replaces a cooler guy
>sequel
>>709324312
Yeah, not many fairy tale vidya around
>>709324417
Fuck yeah
>>709321949
Saint's Row series, easily.
>>709324433
Heavy Rain
>>709320794
Crash Bandicoot
>>709317368
>>Press X to scream
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>SHAUN
>>Press X to SHAUN
Heavy rain
>>709324433
Heavy Rain! SHAAAAAUN
>>709324391
More like "Life is Overrated" am I right? Guys? I'm just going to kill myself
>>709323622
Phantom pain
>>709324433
Literally any shitty ps3 game.
>>709323360
Metal gear solid 5 the helicopter scene
>wear cool ass mask
>sneak
>>709323748
Borderlands 2
>buying gf
>>709321048
Slingshot people?
>>709321448
>>709323197
Clearly this guy must be right, right?
>>709320526
Damn man, i wanted to make lis SP
>>709324625
Splinter Cell
>>709324630
Super mario
>>709324378
Darkest Dungeon?
>>709321448
Turtles in time. >>709322542
Factorio
>>709324630
Rune Scape
>>709324625
>snaps police neck
>"dont worry, its all ok"
>start a robery
>>709323655
Pikmin 2
>>709324378
Battletoads, easy.
>>709324378
Fucking Angry Birds
>>709324718
got it
>>709323814
Mother 3
>>709317368
>Paint the man
>Cut the lines
>Ho shit flying penis
>I regret nothing
Also, spooooky
>>709321357
TF2
>>709324630
FFVIII?
>>709321048
Pac-man: Black Ops 3 - wrath of the lich king - edition
>>709317368
Lisa the painful
>side note
The sequel sucked
>>709321903
Duke Nukem?
>>709324804
Amnesia.
>>709324706
>>709324767
>>709324780
Could work but not what I was thinking
>punching trees
> be usual nigger
> stealing bikes, painting tags etc
> kill some bad guys and fail at following sth big
> become dankest nigger on island
>This is a game where you can make fight every character you even imagined in internet, because it'll be a model for the game no matter what.
>fucking WIndows compatibility
>>709325060
Rust
>>709325060
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
>>709322952
If you really want to get them say undertale is better cause it is
>>709325113
god dammit cj
>have sex
>die
>wake up and meet an asshole
>kill shit
>flip everyone off and walk away from an explosion all movie-like
>>709317368
>wake up be told to go out and venture
>Get shat on by people higher level
> sit and grind crab people for 23 years
> TFW finaly a strong man
> Gank young noobs Feelsgood
>>709324945
This was easy wasn't it?
Another, slightly more challenging.
>Got one good hand
>Can molest giant animals
>Need 3 shiny hearts to defeat Ultimate Evil (or Good)
>2 fucking weirdos constantly pestering you in your head
>Naked
>Everyone else is naked
>build houses using sticks
>make a friend
>friend kills you when you turn around
>start again
>naked
>accidentally drop Rock
>fucked
>>709317368
LISA
>>709325060
mein kampf
>>709319959
SANIC!
>White guy kills his entire family and bangs a lot if sluts
>no character development
>everyone dies
>lock your suit and everybody gets angry
>>709324378
Duke nukem
>>709324809
R.I.P tf2, Currently cashing out my backpack.
>>709325285
rust
>extra terrestrial
>inclusion
>>709324378
Tomba
>>709325323
Mario Kart?
>>709317368
Has two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>709324910
Nope
>>709325184
Right lol
>>709325323
Any GTA game
>>709325329
>>709325435
>>709324990
Another hint
>up to 4 players can play at once.
>literally every enemy is a pig.
>sometimes skeleton pigs
>night mode is way to dark
>>709325348
already done, unfortunately.
>two number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>a number 7
>two number 45s, one with cheese
>a large soda
>>709325443
Nah
>>709325514
Good answer, but no
>>709325537
R.I.P. Big Smoke you lardass Traitor
>>709325537
America simulator 2016
>>709321903
Haloa
>shot in head
>2 good dlc
>kinda depressing
>invincible friends
>be in robot prison
>have to compete in gladiatorial combat against other robots for your robot freedom
>>709325651
Fallout Nv?
>maniac people and warriors fight eachother in a big forest
>even a rat with a crossbow
>even a bald hitler
>even the sun and the moon fight
>lots of NaCl
>>709325620
Ye boi
>Monkeys obsessed in bloons. They must be high because they think that those bloons will kill them all.
>Monkeys will explode those bloons
>Bloons will never give up
>All hail to bloons
>>709325685
Yeet
>>709325702
League of Legends / Dota / every generic Moba game
>>709325721
Bloons Tower Defence
> go on holidays
> ur wife is kinda stupid
> she gets lost
> u want to find her and u achieve this
> but u drown
>>709325770
Dr house, lost in time
>>709325533
I'm trying. Sold all my keys for paypal but nobody wants to buy my unusual and collectors Items
>>709325766
Congratz, you win
>>709325702
league
>twitch
>singed
>leona and diana
>>709325838
Naah
>>709325887
Thanks mate
>Servant to wizard
>Wizard goes off and does stuff
>Run around land and collect stuff
>Wizard is going to kill you
>Turn wizard into cat to escape
>Sail away from home
>Find out yer a Prince
>Save sister from dragon
>find family
>>709324625
Dishonored
>>709325702
your mistake was putting the "NaCi" thing
>>709325249
You peolple suck and require more hints :
>"every snowflake in the game will be unique" said the big M, but as usual, he lied
>the sequel was a garbage city-building game ruined by EA
>kill lots of people
>die lots
>Alcoholic with a bet addiction
>Get sent to a beautiful but fucked up city
>Rescue a big breasted girl
>Kill yourself
>blonde teenager
>teenager
>red dressed psycho
>save the world
>>709319316
holy shit, i remember that game
>staring at the sun
>everyones #1 pal
>>709326011
sims
>>709326085
Undertale
>>709321048
Sanic (an) Heroes
>brother dies
>fuck this I'll be a terrorist
>becomes terrorist
>>709326040
gta
>>709326040
Dark Seul
>>709326011
Fable obviously
>>709326149
>blonde
>>709326149
Nope
>>709326204
ding!
>"1 wrong move could change the outcome of the whole game"
>it doesn't
>kill everyone at the end
>>709326085
>also I'm originally a pirate or something
>>709326047
bioshock infinite
>>709321048
Lol, everyone here is an idiot. It's Linguine's Big House
>>709326149
>>709325115
Mugen
>>709325770
Its Anal Wake u dumb faggs
Goddammit
>>709326330
Finally someone who knows
>>709326288
Yes.
>Please, one more turn...
>religious Aliens
>Super soldier
>Hula Hoops
>Working in security of an african prime minister
>Smug face samurai kills everyone also working
>Bald big guy kidnaps prime minister
>While pursuing him, summons a giant rocket-lauching robot dinosaur
>Kills dinosaur, pursues bald guy and smug samurai on a train
>They kill prime minister
>Bald guy escapes and smug samurai fights me
>He cuts my arm off
>nomorefap.jpg
>Barely escapes after train leaves a tunnel
>Spend the rest of the game slashing cyborgs and arguing philosophy with the villains
>They like making money with war
>Fight an overpowered politician for last boss
>verysmallrobotsmychild.jpg
>Get's ORAORAORA'd from politician
>Gets smug samurai's blade
>Keep counterattacking until small machines stop working on his body
>Discuss philosophy
>Rips motherfucker's heart off
>Discuss philosophy again with a literally heartless near-death politician
>Keeps killing
>>709326387
>anal
kek
>like far cry 3 without guns
>>709325770
Holy shit, i remember, its L.A Noire
...right
right?
>>709323814
Mother 3 BibleThump
>>709326579
far cry 3 without guns.
>>709317368
>a lot of characters
>waiting for the next one for more than 7 months
>hated by cucks and sjws
>>709326458
metal gear rising revengeance
>fucking monster kidnappée my slutty wife
>send me letters I don't know how
>takes forever to find her
>>709326673
overwatch
>have amnesia
>contemplate life
>suddenly BOMBS?
>Goku appears and asks of you to collect the Dragon Balls for him
>You are uncertain about your actions but do it anyways
>Meet Goku in space
>Goku goes Darth Vader and says he is your father
>Beat the shit out of him
