itt: lets start a hoax. any ideas?
donald trump is my dad
>>709316174
the holocaust was real
>>709316174
Donald Trump used to be a democrat and good friends with the Clintons. Your vote matters. Who the president is matters.
Inhaling a fart makes your immune system stronger
>>709316174
Elvis is dead
Donald Trump buys 4chan to turn them against Hillary Clinton until she dies
Your vote counts
Earth a globe
Global chillin
Everybody's becoming chiller
flower not good for sex obtainance
Let's pick a random state or country every day for a month, and call in bomb threats to their schools.
Russia is willing to launch a dog to the moon.
carrots are bad for your eyes
>>709317386
>this
>but we have to say that we are clowns and that we will do it on haloween
just photoshop a ufo those tinfoil cunt will eat it up hook line and sinker
>>709316174
Hillary Clinton is waging war against Pepe because they actually worship hin at Bohemian Grove and dont want him to be disgraced and insulted by being a meme
>>709316174
leonard cohen has prostate cancer
>>709317386
then u have to make sure its not backtraced faggot, sound good plan tho
>>709316490
This!
>>709317386
Thread just got interesting.
>>709317685
>>709317386
>>709317765
I think this is a safer choice: >>709316490
>>709316490
T H I S
H
I
S
earth is flat
holy shit i forgot i even posted a thread, op here
Kill a youtuber
>>709317811
>>709317822
>>709317690
>Samefagging this hard.
Let's start a rumour that Donald Trump is a political satarist and the campaign was supposed to be a joke on Republicans.
Let's pretend the "wall" is a big joke and meme.
I'm not Bernie Sanders
>>709316490
Ave' it
>>709317897
stfu
>>709316490
Hold on, I'm gonna make a quick fake scientific report, gimme a sec...
>>709317811
"safer"
No wonder /b/ is shit all the pussies took over
>>709317945
faggot
how about we think of a common house hold item that we can trick people into thinking they will get high off of but will really hurt them. take for example the burt's beeswax thing in like 2010, when people thought putting it on their eyelids would get them high when really it just burned
>>709318033
Newfag genocide when?
Anita Sarkeesian rape a kid.
>>709317640
pretty good
>>709318033
>>709318161
i am no newfag, child
Lego has connections to isis.
Fuck denmark.
Bill is the leaker of the emails because he feels that his legacy would be over shadowed by a Hillary presidency. Moreover, he does not want to pretend to be the loving husband of fat Hillary when he really wants to be home at night with his mistress the energizer bunny.
>>709317947
Southpark already did
>>709318393
no, lego is the shit homie
>>709318393
Southpark already did
>>709318275
Only newfags get defensive about being newfags.
bush did 9/11?
>>709316490
This !
>>709318840
Dude, rumours need to be fake.
>>709316174
Donald Drumpf was born in Kenya. He can't be prez of USA
>>709316490
We need our best bovine Scatologist to make the science work
>>709316174
donald trump is winning the election in the u.s.
>>709316394
im making a fake article right now, what should the headline be?
Upon news that semen has mood elevating properties, anal sex is up 700% in highschool among depressed teens. With orgies that are called "therapy sessions" by teens.
>>709319466
If he can split the Republican vote and still beat a unified democratic party, that man is a god.
Dont get me wrong I hate hillary, but I am a realistic person.
>>709316174
White Lives Matter group riot I Harlem
Now just watch SJW loose their shit
>>709319348
something about the trace ammounts of fecal matter that are expelled through flatus which are detected by the nose bind to immuno-receptors in such small amounts that the body's response is overwhelmingly strong
>>709319655
This
>>709318252
this one is really good
>>709319878
Agreed
>>709319655
the dubs dont lie this is pretty funny
>>709316174
Man i hope this thread wont get political so we can get something done....Nope.../pol/acks gotta nig
>>709316174
Trump ISN'T Putin's Personal Agent.
>>709320214
That's not healthy to eat that much vitamin C
>>709319591
"Trump's hard times, Read the story about how he rose to the TOP!"
Drinking a mix of piss and shampoo (boiled of course as a hot beverage) helps to alleviate symptoms of diarrhea
>>709318252
Better: Anita Sarkeesian and 3rd Wave Feminism are merely inventions of the FSB to sow chaos in America, and drive White, logical males further to The Right of the political spectrum.
Downside--> may be true.
>>709320214
is that a stealthy way to abort your girl's fetus without her knowing?
>>709317998
AWESOME
yes or no?
>>709319770
The tissue in the eyes absorb the healing properties best, so be sure to rub your eyes while you hotbox it.
>>709320947
needs picture of "faces in wind"
>>709320947
Inhaling not ingesting it sounds better
>>709316490
>>709320947
truth is stranger than fiction...
>>709321326
http://time.com/2976464/rotten-eggs-hydrogen-sulfide-mitochondria/
>>709316174
OP isn't retarded.
>>709321181
This
Ingesting doesn't sound that good
Using tampons during puberty increases chances of growing girls to have retarded kids later in life
>>709320947
How about Flatulence instead of farts? Makes it sound more scientific.
>>709321181
hows this?
>>709316394
>Who the president is matters
Topkek
>>709321915
Looks good we should start spreading
>>709316394
so, the cake is true
>>709321915
How about flatulence instead of farts?
>>709321915
sharing farts with others is actually good for you
really.
I have a VHS of Danny devito making love to a chimpanzee.
>>709322154
im on it
>>709321915
Nice anon
>>709318840
faggot are u a dumb nigga?
op said a HOAX
thing u say is already true
nigga pls
we walked on the moon
furniture and carpet are used to forge steel beams
>>709322154
here
>>709321111
Gesh no ones gonna check these?
Google exeter reserchers fart
This idea is 5 years old, and I am disappointed
>>709322673
I think you shouldn't use that pic people will no something's up
>>709322893
who agrees?
also btw its me, op, making all the articles
>>709322673
Try using something with a little less wind
>>709322682
Not everyone on 4chan is a fucking faggot.
>>709323030
alright
>>709323030
This, also, make it look more like a screenshot. It doesn't look like one to me.
>>709322999
Nice trips I agree with him
>>709323030
I think it should be a picture of like a crowded street full of people not really focused on anyone in particular but it implants the idea of people walking through farts
>>709323030
Agreed.
>>709322673
Less nicolas cage at the end of next, more nicolas cage at the end of con air
>>709323377
Dubs confirmed
>>709322893
heres what i hope to be the final product. thoughts?
>>709323950
the newsner is very right
>>709323745
>>709323624
>>709323225
>>709322682
>>709319963
This is autism.
>>709324078
I see numbers as color
>>709324044
>>709323631
no put back the other picture
>>709323950
cmon, no /b/ otherways its perfect
>>709324269
lol just use the other one if u wanna post it online
>>709324583
That is a screenshot of an existing article written over a year ago.
>>709324697
oh! was it us? i dont remember.
#ReakJFKkiller Finnish what we started a few days ago.
http://firsthandnews.weebly.com/news/the-true-killer-of-jfk#comments
>>709324825
Idk
But google
>researchers fart health
It's worth a kek
>>709316174
Aliens
Used condoms have been found to be more effective researchers
>>709316174
Donald trump is being paid by hillary to be an opponent
>inb4 it's actually true
If Hilary wins marijuana will be banned permanently
>>709320947
How about the only people who would believe this isn't photoshop would have to be literally retarded
>>709325976
disproven it was started by a reporter working directly for the HRC campaign, learn to read the wiki leaks
>>709326083
shes 100% anti weed so entirely possible
what with al the CTR shit posting is this thread?
>>709317479
Yeah cliwns
>>709317640
I like this one
The best hoax off all hoaxes?
OP is not a faggot and 4chan is the best website in the world!
9/II was outside job
HEY LETS MAKE UP A HOEX!
>fart
>farts lol
>yea, fartings haha
Hilary clinton raped a kid
>>709316490
Bacteria binds to methane, which is received by the alveolio complex to super-stimulate immune response, boosting mental euphoria syndrome
>>709316623
he said start to start a hoax you goofball, not beat a dead one
Idk but it would be amazing if we did something big enough to rig the election
Shut up niggers, we say that children born from in vitro fertilization are the spawn of the devil, we send messages to twitter accounts in the deep south (rebel assholes love that shit) make the whole gay people are criminals shit popular again trust me.
this is a prank miscarried fœtus made of gelatin and corn syrup. it might look suss in a ziploc but it'll look great in a porcelain toilet bowl. keep an eye on the news the next couple weeks ;)
>>709320947
"taking methane hits"
>>709327659
You can get high from inhaling methane, bump
If we can all agree to one purpose, as a unit we can rig the election. Too bad wer all cunts.
>>709328366
too many /b/tards think hillary cliton is a hot cougar. cucks
>>709327854
this
We pretend a 90s kid star was reported dead, but then say they were on an island with Elvis and Tupac
Methane n'farts n shit
>>709319655
This. It's pretty funny.
>>709316490
Already been done fagwad.
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2687696/Could-smelling-farts-GOOD-Potent-gas-flatulence-help-prevent-cancer-strokes-heart-attacks-claims-scientists.html
>>709330336
Fuck farts, this is genius
>>709316174
>Make up a chemical name. Completely fake, just has to sound smart.
>Claim said chemical is bad for you.
>Say well-known food brand contains said chemical.
>Watch people swarm to protest brand without realizing what's going on.
Bonus points if the brand they're protesting is something the human body actually needs.
>>709319348
Simeon.
>>709329997
>>709330198
>make a fake CNN article about a scary new drug thats hitting the streets
>"ITS AN EPIDEMIC"
>normie_panic.exe
>The new designer drug is called "Jenkem" and teens across the nation are taking it and some have even overdosed and died
>Make up some sob story article about a high school star jock quarterback who took jenkem at a party and died
>maybe make another with some white girl with a "promising future" cut short by the "horrors of jenkem"
>spread around on facebook to paranoid moms to help raise "awareness"
>profit.exe
bonus points if we can confuse the white moms into thinking that synthetic marijuana and Jenkem are the same thing
>>709330751
Triticum aestivum
>>709330872
Can we just pretend that the >33 is dubs?
Cause this is one fucking idea
>>709330872
This might actually work.
>>709330872
IMAGINE THE KEKS
>>709330872
Get those vegan cunts going.
Glycine max (soybean). Main ingredient for Tofu.
>>709316228
Donald Trump raped and killed a girl in 1990. (Probably true anyway.)
>trying to do jenkem 2.0
Newfags, I swear
>>709330872
>>709331021
>>709331084
>>709331187
>>709331235
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
Niggers were treated unfairly during slavery.
>>709331425
its been long enough
I doubt they remember
That also means the normies don't remember either
>>709331518
i've been here a long time anon and i thought i'd seen it all but that, THAT was edgy
>>709331518
>>709331425
There was recently a couple synthetic-marijuana related deaths in my school district and they're all completely out of the loop and are just now discovering what synthetic is
Its a ripe target
>>709317765
Wait until it's on the news, I can already see the headlines
>>709321181
I've done both, investing is better
>>709331425
>>709319655
i like this idea anon
If you need to charge your phone but don't have a charger, just unbend a paperclip and stick it in an outlet with your phone on the other end
>>709322164
Ok this and...
We all know some industrial process are profitable to some companies that have a market share .
How about we disinvent a product by making claims of a better one increase arch stages .
>>709333252
holy fuck
are you talking about manipulating stocks?
i'm in kek
>>709330872
P R O F I T
P R O F I
P R O F
P R O
P R
P
>>709333252
**reasearch stages ....fuck!
How about we start rumours that two extremely retarded people are running for president of the USA and then... Oh wait fuck
>>709316174
>itt: lets start a hoax. any ideas?
Trump will make America great again
>>709330872
yes
The higher consumption of organic and vegan food has resulted in higher than normal methane concentration (farts) in the earths atmosphere...yielding accelerated global warming. Evidence is last 11 consecutive months of warmest average earth temps.
>>709333419
Well yes this would be a by product but m goal was to put the company I work for out of business
Kinda weird huh...
>>709333548
the best part is this isn't even a rumor
Lets make this guy the new hot meme
>>709334273
>>709334273
another
>>709316262
Some fucking Jews already did that
>>709330751
Hydromonoxopuff gas
>>709334273
this one too
>>709316174
Cory Feldman or hanes or whatever the one whos alive
>lets start a hoax that he is a pedo
>>709334489
Why does that guys head look so weird?
any updates on the fart article??>>709316174
>>709334809
Probably cause he's black
>>709323745
>thinks dubs are noteworthy
literally 10% chance on every post, you cock gobbling mongloid.
Trips aren't rare either.
>>709334814
Might one call it a "farticle"?
The Faroe Islands have nuclear weapons and are waging war on Denmark.
Okay. We've got our hoaxes ideas. Now we need to figure out how to spread it.
>>709330872
The idea b needs right now
Benjamin Franklin killed a man in a bar fight
>>709333203
This is pretty good. Or else put it in the microwave
Johnny Walker killed Jack Daniels and Jim Bean.
Oxygen is poisonous
>>709333455
>>709336177
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
Matt Stone and Trey Parker taken hostage by pissed off danes
>The American and Russian aristocratic classes are allies that would profit immensely from conflict between our nations.
>lol cool rumor huh guys do you believe it huh do you isnt my idea so silly and absurd
>>709336665
I mean, it kinda is. Btw, one off.
Oxygen isn't poisonous but it does kill you, since it's a "free radical"
>>709330872
This.
>>709336949
newfag
>>709336692
>>709330872
>"sob story artice about a high school star jock quarterback who took jenkem at a party and died.
(engrish on purpose)
A Memorial to Angus T Tween. By Laina Sacormum
15 year old Angus died at 10/25/16
He was a quarterback at Education High School. He died do to the poisonous side effects of Jenkum. But what is Jenkum? It is very bad drug that makes the user have really crazy hallushinations. It then makes them go on a violent murderous rampage. He attacked and killed 5 of his friends, 9 Crips, and died of blood clots, brain explosion, and exiliuration. We need to stop Jenkum. IT'S TIME TO STOP. Hehe, I found that on the YouTube. You should check it out! But. Jenkum needs to stop
>>709318118
Maybe we could convince them that mixing bleach and ammonia will get you super high when really it will kill you
graphite in pencils cause cancer
How do we get the hoax popular?
>>709337873
post it on facebook, shit spreads there like fire
>>709337045
You're a newfag, newfag.
>>709338000
GET
>>709337873
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/watch-how-a-4chan-raid-happens?utm_term=.lpyZGkPy2#.nhVWm7vgP
>>709338000
Chek'd
OP is dead this not a hoaxs
>>709316174
Bush did _________
>>709317479
yeah.. only on haloween
>>709338298
Charlie Hebdo Attacks
>>709319770
Hilarious but has just enough science sounding crap that people will fall for it.
>>709338239
Burn Buzzfeed
>>709317386
Shit just got real. I mean, personally I think it's immoral but we are on /b/ so, when in Rome: do a barrel roll.
>>709317947
Simpsons did it.
>>709339058
>I think it's immoral
I mean tbh its not that bad it just delays the schools for a couple hours and could get the guy arrested... (imo)
This thread has been screenshotted and uploaded to 9gag suck it chanfags. 9gag 4 lyphe.
>>709317386
Lets make /b/ great again
>>709339380
And that's why we can't have anything nice
Look at all this earl up in mah scrimp
>>709339510
Making new thread
>>709339380
Gotcha fags just b8n chill
>>709330872
An old one but a gold one.
>>709330872
yes
>>709339679
Nevermind about new thread then.
I'm gonna make a twitter account and dress it up like a 12 year old girl's. Posting about how [insert guy 12 year old girls love here] hit dat joint and make it sound as depressed as possible. Posting pictures of clorox and knives and shit. Either we make soccer moms flip out or other 12 year old girls believe me.
>>709339679
For real though chill i haven't done shit. Just wanna piss some fags off im down like a clown Charlie brown
>>709336731
It'd be an interesting irony but honestly, I think they're actually doing some good right now.
Lets start a hoax about cheese being falsely manufactured for the past 15-20 years and actually includes no real milk??? no? ok ill just go fuck myself.
I'm late to the party..
Whats going on?
Noone seems settled on a idea?
>>709339335
I didn't say it shouldn't be done. Like I said, personally I think it's immoral; this is business though.
brake fluid removes all scratches on your car and restores paint just like new........boom
>>709340283
nah, nobody seems motivated to actually do anything
>>709340021
@jessieisspeakin
Lets do this. Gimme ideas on what to do.
>>709340326
I hope people would fall for that. Sounds pretty cash money if you ask me.
>>709340021
do it
>>709340399
Eat a shit
An autistic boy stole his morhter's guns and shot up an elementary school in Conneticut.
>>709340660
Dammit! A better idea. Time to close Jessisspeakin
>>709325602
>says science
Not on Twitter or any of that shit so i trust you fags to do what you do best. Make me a proud fag. Im so fucking sick of what this place has become. It's sad just traps and fucking shitposts.
>>709340660
So, how do we spread that idea?
>>709319655
me rikey
>>709340999
GET
>>709340999
Why not both?
Puting muscle rub cream on your balls makes your dick grow bigger.
Chocolate is actually made of shit. Cheap chocolate comes from wastewater plants. For real, Google some wastewater treatment plants and you'll find a bakery nearby. They say that they are just using the methane generated from the lagoons as fuel for their ovens, but they are actually getting the floating turds out to use as candy bars.
>>709341399
Dubs don't lie.
>>709330751
Yes. Yes. Yes. Any fake chemical ideas? how about Hydrodioxin Cyanide?
Best idea: We make a fake story about some kid on bath salts mauling the teacher. BUT, we bias it towards the KIDS side, saying he did nothing wrong! Saying the kid was black and the teacher was white. And then we wait for SJWs.
>>709340999
Need to make up a bunch of fake testimony
>>709341926
On what?
>>709341748
yes
Someone get on this now.
full article with a cnn banner
>>709341748
This is good
Since Julian Assuage internet has been cut and has no connection.... he could of been kidnapped by masked men from the embassy
Let's offer doge coin for catfishers
jesus christ its op. i thought this thread wouldve died a while ago
>>709342324
Maybe spread this around saying how unjust it is for Tyrone to be imprisoned.
>>709344447
fixed typo
>>709317479
Yeah man, Halloween every month
>>709318115
Faggot
>>709316174
>get trebuchet
>steal cow
>use air compressor of drain cows blood from aortas via femorals
>replace blood with hydrogen gas
Remove brain from nostrils
>Put cow in trebuchet
>angle trebuchet to 45 degrees towards populated area
>alert local religious leaders/media using abstract symbols and images from interweb of target/cow
>bombs away
>ayy lmao
wikileaks said Hillary did u mad white boi threads
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