Waifu claiming thread.
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>>709300091
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claim
>>709312568
>>709313097
You scalp us
We gas you
>>709312876
Point. Das hab ich noch nicht probiert, ich bezweifel aber stark dass das funktionieren würde
>Sag Tenten er soll selbst mit dem Panzer einmarschieren
Bwahaha, das muss ich mir jetzt gerade bildlich vorstellen, zwei Autos und ein Panzer zu Besuch bei ner Transe
カラミチーマス
My Ehefraufu
>>709311732
Trying to become tired is pretty boring.
It's called Realm of the Mad God. It's fun, but frustrating.
I HAVE LIKE 15 MINUTES HOWS LIFE FOR YOU GUYS
>>709312917
mandatory uta claim
>>709312090
it kinda is.
its good your doing good.
nightmares are usually brought on by stress, find the cause and eliminate it.
and put your jewelry in a high place that it doesn't have access to.
darkness awaits is kinda generic, sounds unfinished.
a new life, is good, but needs the guitars quiet, its a calm song, they should let it be calm, it shouldn't be forced.
gross house beat, need to tone it down, too blunt, and it needs another layer to it. it also sounds unfinished.
1:13 to 1:24 needs to either be cut or had some work done to it, because its shit.
i think your friend is in need of some soul searching as it seems they don't know what they want to do with their music.
i also recommend they don't try to force it at all, only create when they are inspired, and think they can create something different to others.
>>709313328
Fine enough I guess. Yours?
>>709312876
>
vielleicht kostet der sprit hier einfach mehr, sollte im schnitt bei 1,25 liegen
ist aber die ganze strecke durch großdeutschland, war eigentlich klar, dass das teuer würde
viel weiter nördlich kommste nicht mehr
>>709313165
You won't lay your filthy German dick skinners on my wife
shameless Chen claim
>>709313328
Die in a hole
Hello my friends
>>709313523
Boring
Shiro claimed.
>>709313367
>>709313424
>vielleicht kostet der sprit hier einfach mehr
Im Gegenteil leider, hier bin ich froh über 1,30.
>>709313165
>Zweifel
Du musst es nur dramatisch genug machen.
Trag eine Sonnenbrille.
Wenn gar nichts klappt bleibt nur noch wirklich Gammeln. Wenn sie es ohnehin glauben ist es ja auch egal.
Warum hat in Wilfleinsdorf eigentlich jeder Depp einen Pool? Gleiches Spiel in Scharndorf. Alles Bonzen.
>>709313328
not gonna talk about it
claiming yuno
>>709313812
Yes, this thread really is.
>>709313216
Why are you so adorable, Rem?
Thread is real German this morning.
>>709313235
>Ehefraufu
that's, hands down the best german translation for waifu
>>709313310
>Realm of the mad God
I remember when I got the best mage and always died due to some god damn bad fucking luck called LAG
and then never got that awesome gear again
>>709313341
>Nightmare are usually brought by stress, find the cause and eliminate it
Murder is illegal
>jewelry to high place that it doesn't have access too
It was high enough the last two weeks...
>Your friend is in need of some soul searching
Ohoho, you wouldn't believe how right you are. She is a drug addict, suffers from
depression
dysphoria
probably multiple personality disorder
heck all the counseling so far, which is more than 5 years is useless up to now. She doesn't have a job and don't get me started on her anxiety
>>709313436
Of course not. We wear gloves. What do you think we are? Sandniggers?
>>709313838
Ich hab in meinen 21 Jahren so ziemlich alles ausprobiert. Ich habs schon aufgegeben.
>Scharndorf
huh, respekt, das kenn ich nichtmal
>Wilfleinsdorf
das kenn ich wiederum. Liegt daran dass dort keine Türken wohnen. Sind alles Österreicher dort.
>>709314027
JAJA!
How are you?
>>709313328
Good, thanks Tsuyu
Yuki mai waifu
>>709313974
Because
>>709314132
I just took "wife" and put "fu" in front of it. If I said it properly it would be something like "Mein Ehefraufu".
I have an Aryan Nazi Ryuuko pic but its too big to post I think.
>>709313864
I don't see you being any less boring.
>>709314054
Who are you?
>>709314168
Because why?
>>709314132
>Murder is illegal
i don't mean from life, i mean from your life.
have no contact with that which brings you stress.
>It was high enough the last two weeks...
and so was i.
which drug?
with everything she has going on you would think she would convert her trouble into her music but no, they made generic shit.
she needs an outlet, get them to start writing.
not song writing, just writing, once they feel they have emptied all their thoughts onto paper, get them to arrange them in a way that sounds melancholic, may need to change the wording.
once this is done they can add lyrics to their songs. and that may spice up their tracks.
they obviously want to make music so this should be a good exorcise. and should distract them from their thoughts for a bit.
may even brighten their mood to see what they are capable of.
>>709314132
I've had too many lag related deaths. Very frustrating on a perma death game.
>>709314722
Ah hello yoyo chan ^-^ hows it going
>>709315178
Lag is the reason I can't play MOBAS. I get these screen freezes right when I'm engaging an enemy, and suddenly, I'm dead. Most frustrating thing ever. Happens on low ping, too.
>>709314560
>too big to post a nazi pic of the ehefraufu
Gut so! Good!
>>709314781
>Have not contact with that which brings you stress
It's my parents. And I did not yet move out. Should be no secret but I'm on the way of moving out. I can do nothing at the moment.
I'll tell her that.
Ah... hmm... I wonder if that's possible though... I don't know if I mentioned it in this thread, but she had a heard attack some weeks ago. The doctors did not give her much more time. She could've died in the past few days due to her weak heart.
... I think I need a moment. I more or less ignored that issue the last few weeks
>>709315178
I know, but hell it is fun once you have to fight agains the Mad God. Full raid fun!
>>709314132
I wish I had the time and money to remove half of my large bowel, but otherwise fine.
>>709315325
It's going good, im just playing video games and watching youtube videos. How are you?
>>709315481
The filesize limit is like 2 MB right?
>>709314132
>Ich hab in meinen 21 Jahren so ziemlich alles ausprobiert.
Hast du dich mit Schlagsahne eingeschmiert und wie am Spieß geschriehen und Masturbiert wann immer jemand in dein Zimmer kam?
Durch diese positive Bestärkung sollte sich die Anzahl an Begegnungen mittelfristig deutlich reduzieren.
>das kenn ich wiederum
Dann komm ich der Sache ja schon näher!
Aber was geht denn in Trautmannsheim mit diesem überragenden See?
>keine Türken
Meh, daran kanns nicht liegen, hier hat niemand so ein Ding, egal wie reich. Fremde Kulturen sind halt doch interessant.
>>709315645
Lunch break at taco bell. Really need some appointments set today. Its hard out here...
>>709315711
>lewd
here
>>709314568
Please, don't be sad.
I'm here for you, aswell.
>>709315387
>screen freeze
Are you sure latency is your problem? It's a common glitch in league to get a screen freeze when you die, making it look like the freeze was the reason you died.
>>709315666
Yes, host it somewhere else and paste the link.
>>709315481
well you can look forward to the future, and hope for the best.
get her to stop eating meat, red meat in particular but all meat would probably vastly improve her health.
>>709315711
I see..
>>709315940
Hows the sauna today?
>>709315829
I'll just post the source I got it from
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/670/527/f4f.jpg
>>709316090
Best waifu
>>709314682
Because Rem's a cutie and so is everyone else
>>709316227
>giving objective titles to subjective topics
>>709315829
I'm assuming it could be my graphics card, but I'm unsure. Could be my mother board, too. What happens is my screen will just freeze for a few seconds every now and then. I don't move while this happens, which must mean this has something to do with my motherboard. I'm a newbie when it comes to computers so I don't really want to go through the trouble of fixing it myself nor do I have the money to pay someone else to do it for me.
>>709315811
You wouldn't hug someone as boring as me, would you?
>>709316375
Semi agreed
>>709316087
Turned off. Didn't go today. Maybe some other day
>>709316383
>Not realising i didn't mean it
>Or maybe you did
>>709316439
No.
>>709316514
Nanami was best Brynhildr.
>>709316197
That works too, surprisingly high res for what it is.
>>709316439
Does this happen on other games? That sounds incredibly frustrating.
>>709316514
Boring.
And everything else?
>>709315596
Why's that? Do you think you're fat?
>>709315666
yes Satan
>>709315677
Das ist keine positive Bestärkung...
Trautmannsheim? Nein, nichtmal in der Nähe. Außer du meinst Trautmannsdorf.
>daran kanns nicht liegen
doch, daran liegt es hier. Österreicher leben schon länger am Land, deswegen haben die sich ihren Pool leisten können während Türken erst immigriert sind.
>>709315906
I'm just worried about the future in general
She already doesn't eat red meat I think, I'll tell her anyway
˙unɟ sʎɐʍlɐ sᴉ ʇxǝʇ uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝpuᴉɯǝɹ ʎlpuǝᴉɹℲ
>>709316497
Who don't you find cute?
>tfw I realized that picture of flat Rem has no nipples
>tfw I notice the slight edit
>>709317023
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
Good night waifu
and thank you for the great time, like always
>>709317228
Says the trap who is going to be raped by some manlet in his life.
>>709317171
Frendly reminder to go fuck yourself
>>709316938
Kikako was better :^)
>>709317007
The day was either me being lazy and doing nothing or some stuff with my guild. Very boring.
How about you?
>>709317023
>Trautmannsheim/dorf
Jaja, das Dorf meinte ich, aber nur wegen des Badesees, nicht weil du da wohnst. Du wohnst ja in Götzendorf.
>Türken sind arm.
Ich meinte ja nur, dass es nicht eine "untürkische"/nicht-arme Angelegenheit, sondern vielmehr eine österreichische Besonderheit ist. Habt ihr einen Pool? Ich muss wissen, ob ich dieses Wochenende eine Badehose einpacken soll.
>>709317171
˙ʎɐs suɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ǝɥʇ sɐ ,,ʇxǝʇ,, ɹO
>>709317355
Why the hate, anon?
>>709316934
I figured that much.
>>709316938
I've observed this happening on games that run on Source like Counter Strike and TF2. Isn't just League. It only occurs on games with high cpu usage.
All that aside, how was your day, Anon?
>>709317171
˙ƃuᴉɹoq ʇoƃ ʇᴉ ʇnq uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʞlɐʇ oʇ pǝsn I
>>709317023
dont be, with work anything can be good.
and get her to write down all her thoughts.
>>709317228
night.
may you sleep well
pɐǝɹɥʇ sᴉɥʇ ʍɟɯ<
>>709312917
Maki
from Love Live
sauce Koi Hime Love Maki
>>709317662
lɐuᴉƃᴉɹoun ʍɟɯ<
You should have turned the image upside down aswell
>>709317835
>>709317871
There. ¿ʎddɐɥ
>>709317171
I prefer flipped text.
>>709317468
Sure thing, if you're into girls that can fire their lazors.
>>709317540
It was alright, didn't do much worth mentioning other than playing league and trying to fix some software that is giving me trouble as well.
>>709317982
sǝʎ
>>709317987
goodnight
night
>>709318153
night tsun yuno
>>709317468
I was mostly dealing with some of my classes or being lazy.
Sometimes bouth.
I should go get some sleep soon.
Shouldnt you too?
>>709317987
Night.
Boring.
>>709317872
¿ɥdɐɹƃoʇoɥd sᴉɥʇ ɟo ʇxǝʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ʇɐɥM
>>709318296
Stop talking about yourself like that!
>>709318218
bye sacho
i dont know why you are doing this but bye
>>709317502
Oh, yeah.
>>709317588
It can get to that point.
>>709318016
It's your choice, man.
>>709318468
who is sacho?
>>709318293
Hmm, seems like a normal day.
I probably should yeah. Soon.
>>709318686
Aliceuuu!
>>709318409
Stop being boring.
>>709318871
Stop being a snobby cunt first.
>>709318674
Just dont stay up too long.
Goodnight.
>>709317023
I have 2 choke points due to inflammation. Im far from fat.
>>709319018
I'll try not to. Goodnight.
>>709319007
Start using your real waifu when you're insulting me.
Otherwise, is just dull.
Nothing to fear, you little sad human being. You will probably just grow insecurites, like every other anon.
Konbanwa, /waifu/
>>709319248
Your insecurities are showing, Anon.
>>709318326
I can't really remember I think a YouTube video about freaky people.. it fits the thread though
Why are niggers and spics such terrible fucking people.
>>709317193
Its not so much they arent cute as others are extremely cute
>>709319593
Because theyre niggers and spics
>>709319435
i dont know what greeting to use, its 19 mins to midnight
>>709319593
White people can be just as bad. Or Asians.
>>709319484
Still no waifu.
I understand.
Stop projecting.
Maybe someday, you will find your reason to live.
>>709319672
WUZ
>>709319693
But why are they?
>>709319820
Yes please!
>>709320088
"Ay yo nigga"
>>709320138
But they aren't usually, its like half of black people and 1/4th of mexicans but only like 1% of whites.
Never seen an Asian that bad
>>709320088
I don't know, my Japanese is very limited. "Ogenki desu ka" means "How are you?" so that's what I would go with.
>>709320361
O-ok anon kun
>>709320408
Hey there qt
>>709320088
>>709320408
You could also just say "Genki?" if you consider us friends, because that's the informal phrase.
>>709317502
I know that feel.
>>709320361
Where do you live where 1% of whites are bad and no asians that are that bad?
>>709320320
This is my waifu right here.
Maybe someday you'll stop nitpicking and broadcasting your insecurities to everyone.
>>709320640
Hey there! Did you regret last night at all when you woke up today? ;D
>>709318866
What's good, nigga?
>>709320361
nah, too blunt.
>>709320408
nah, screams weeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I_43IeRtr8
>what im feelin rn
>>709320731
chen isn't insecure
you're just being a faggot
chen don't like no faggots in his waifu threads
>>709320731
Please, anon.
Start doing someting with your life.
Lifes goes on.
You're still staying still. Or just going in e circle? God knows.
>>709320648
>>709320408
Weeb
>>709320640
>
A kiss for you
>>709320695
Texas, that 1% was an estimate for all over though, here it's like .5% and most of them are high schoolers.
>>709320887
"Hey"
>>709320887
>implying /waifu/ isn't crawling with weebs
>>709320785
Nope thanks you, I woke up with minimal head ache almost immediately countered by more whiskey a beer and a black n mild c:
> new neighbor is very similar to myself
>>709321029
that seems chill enough,
just not very specific.
>>709321035
maybe i consider myself above all the weebs.
>>709320977
Did I fuck up your ability to communicate or something?
You can't even form coherent sentences anymore, it's like I'm talking to an ape.
>>709321300
Still going in a circle, I see.
>>709321411
Still being hypocritical and insecure like a little faggot, I see.
>>709321300
Weren't you supposed to leave the threads like 4 months ago Hand?
>>709321522
Wrong anon, friend. I have no idea who that is.
>>709321838
I think you're lying. You type your messages exactly like him.
>>709321501
Insulting me over the internet.
Oh, my heart, how it stings.
It surprises me how many people keep losing their time on this boring thread because they don't have any real friends in society, so they just keep coming back here.
But hey, you're too closed minded to understand these things, they might seem too hard for your little brain, but someday, anon, you will be able to comprehend the situation you're in and realise, how pitiful you are/were/will be.
In the end, you're not and you will never be original.
Just another sheep.
A quick attempt before leaba
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
Sachi is a slutty maid
>>709322410
Oh well
>>709321976
>Implying anons don't have the option to type up sentences that way.
>Implying Hand was the only one who did so.
>>709322434
This.
>>709322410
Not even close, but ill roll for you
WEEABOO SCUM
>>709322587
Why are you talking to yourself?
>>709321976
Must be a coincidence, because I've never heard of any Anon with the name "Hand"
>>709322108
What people find boring and not is subjective. You're in no position to be judging others, especially since you're still posting in this "boring thread". I have plenty of friends in real life, and I'm sure you do, too. So why are you wasting your time while also pointing out that I'm wasting my time? Isn't that a bit hypocritcal?
>>709322496
I'm referring to the constant repetition. I don't think I've seen any other anon(s) that type like that, Laura.
>>709321292
"Privyet"
>>709321356
>
>>709322410
Sorry Tripsguy, you just got no luck
>>709322587
Thank you for announcing your arrival
>>709322840
thats better
>>709322655
>No position to judge others
I doubt that.
>I have plenty of friends
How insecure would someone be to specify that?
>Wasting your time
But I'm not. Taking one second to write something isn't that much. But maybe for you is pretty hard to form logical arguements, that I understand, do not worry.
I don't judge slow minded people.
>hypocritical
What a newfag.
>>709323120
>I doubt that
Oblivious is a good work to describe someone like you.
>How insecure would someone be to specify that?
Yet you go on about how the people here have no friends in society, really says a lot about your character.
>Taking one second to write something isn't that much.
Wasted time is still wasted time, anon.
>>709323120
>What a newfag
What a newfag.
>>709322840
SHOW US YOUR VAGINA
>>709322678
I must not be noticing the repetition then. Regardless, I don't know why Hand would bother posting under a different persona.
>>709323688
Because he left for personal reasons and those reasons would be brought back if he posted under Hand again.
>>709323669
Says a lot of my character, eh?
Good.
Jusging people on the internet and assuming that's the same behavior they have in real life, that's a really smart thing to do.
1000% would trust that way of thinking.
>>709323688
>why hank would bother bla bla
He was posting as Hank not so long ago.
That phony faggot can't really leave.
>>709324054
Why would hand*
>>709323688
He anon posted for months after he 'left'.
I should clarify that I have no problems with Hand. I consider him a pretty nice guy. But, I wouldn't be suprised if he's picked up a new persona.
>>709323920
What, was it a fear of his anonymity being lost?
>>709324054
>>709324168
>Hand was posting anonymously/Hank.
Interesting...
>>709323981
I'm only doing what you've been doing, anon.
>>709324452
>Intresting..
Stop being a heretic faggot.
You don't know shit about this thread but you still assume things.
>>709324755
>when you lack arguments to reply back
You lost.
>>709324452
It's just as he said in his goodbye post, the Hand that you know from the thread is a mask that he got bored of holding.
His real personality and how he acted in private was nothing like it.
>>709323064
"Privyet tovarish" works as well
>>709323676
Why?
>>709324876
>you lost
You lost the moment you started posting, Anon.
>>709324755
If you weren't such a newfriend, you MAYBE would've know that I only say things because they attract newfags like you, who show how pissed off they are on the internet and how hard they fight to prove me wrong.
But is not about proving wrong and right, is about being a human who cares too much about this thread and other's opinions on it.
Is about clowns like you who feel offended if someone attacks their safezone.
>>709324996
I don't know I just like yelling
>>709325160
Believe me, I was well aware of what you were doing. I was only here for you from the start. You walked into your own trap, Anon. Thanks for the replies.
>>709324996
yes, it does.
i'm using it from now own, when ever its too early or too late for normal greetings.
>>709325377
>lacks arguments
>starts glorifying himself
Wow.
I just walked in my own trap, man. How smart are you?
Oh wait, you're right, you have plenty of friends in real life, yet you are here, posting, trying to prove something.
Maybe you will learn how to hold a conversation properly, in time.
Not randomly starting to delude yourself about traps, when you lack arguments.
>>709325686
You've humored me enough for one day. I'm not trying to prove anything. It was fun talking, though.
Night.
>>709325957
why though
i want to know whats going through the heads of these two.
is it anger or a little gremlin in a corner laughing
>>709325377
>>709325686
>>709326002
why not?~
>>709325864
>humored me
>tries to come up with lots of accusations
>fails
>backpadles
And you just came here for me?
Trying to call me names all this time?
Insulting me, and besides, getting destroyed in what you started?
And even after that, backpedalling?
Jesus.
I'm surprised people still lie to themselves to feel good about them.
>>709326039
Who knows at this point.
>>709326053
why are you doing this on purpose to give someone a hard time
>>709326206
Giving who a hard time?
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