/b/. It's me again... with same problem... AGAIN. I don't know what is wrong with my sink, but it just got retarted again. It seems that it's full of oil now and I don't fucking use oil at all. Any tips?
>>709309156
Haven't you learned anything from last time, stupid fuck, call the plumber you fag
>>709309156
fap
Use a plunger on it. Go post this on /diy/ if that doesn't work.
>>709309156
>>709309156
put battery acid in the sink like 1L.but before take out all the water from the sink..
>>709309377
no plumber is at work at midnight.
>>709309433
give me some material to fap plz
>>709309497
doesn't work
>>709309156
>>709309497
do that you fucktard
>>709309558
how the fuck I take all the water out of the sink you fucking Sherlock?
>>709309497
Be sure to put a bucket under it.
>>709309572
What do you mean it doesn't work?
>>709309643
Use a bucket to scoop it out
>>709309643
A cup? A bucket? A fucking straw?
>>709309156
homie make some gutter oil with that raw sewage
>>709309156
apt or house?
sodium hydroxide breaks down oils and fats, and makes it water soluable
You again. Drown yourself in this crap, you stupid piece of shit. I'm so sick of autists like you
>>709309643
Use a cup, or a bucket, or a soda can, or a tupperware container, maybe a really really big spoon.
>>709309643
>>709309841
fuck forgot image
>>709309156
STOP LETTING FOOD SCRAPS GO DOWN YOUR FUCKING SINK
You have septic anon?
>>709309495
Don't point that autistic retard at us you cuntnugget!
>>709309700
>>709309707
>>709309824
I've tried it but where should I put water from the bucket? I use to put all my water to this sink, but now is broken. I am completely out of idea. p.s. My toilet is broken too
Go buy a large container of draino. Pour half of it in the sink and chug the other half. By the time they find your corpse the clog should be cleared as well and two problems will have been solved at the same time!
>>709310094
Out the window or something? Idk, get creative
>>709310094
Throw it out the window like it's 1804
>>709310094
Outside? Bath tub? Drink it? Boy you are stupid.
>>709310094
Anon
I remember your last thread.
Furthermore i want to say to you
"GOD DAAMN OP YOU ARE COMPLETLY FUCKED !!!!!"
>>709309156
Master plumber here 9 no jokes)
Didnt see your 1st post, 1st of all tell me if only your sink is blocked or other plumbing appliances in the house are blocked as well?
>>709310024
One more autistic retard won't hurt anything. How's your bunker coming along?
>>709310249
Easy to say... but my windows looks like this.It's impossible to open it.
>>709310566
Out your front door then?
>>709310510
Just answer to me il fucking help you i normally charge 100$ an hour
>>709310566
>>709310566
Christ anon.. you're going to have to drink it
>>709310094
What the fuck kind of question is that, it's fucking water
>>709309156
Fucking use a toilet plunger on the drain.
Happens to mine all the time. Just plunge it like a toilet... Normally clears after like 2-3 pumps.
JFC....
>>709310566
Get a screwdriver in it. Flat head. Those types of window handles have a flat or square bar that operate the mechanism.
You fucking tramp.
>>709310510
I get water from 2 sources:sink and toilet. My sink went full retarted and my toilet is broken too. That's all I know.
>>709309156
sulfuric acid drain cleaner. I sent someone out to buy some draino and they went to the hardware store and they came back with this stuff. It was late in the day, poured some down the drain that was clogged up like op's pic and came back the next day and wow did this stuff work. I pour it down all the drains now.
>>709310847
Forgot pic
>>709309779
Sodium hydroxide (aka caustic soda and lye) is a bad idea. Today most indoor drains and downpipes are made from plastics. Sodium hydroxide reacts with plastics. A broken downpipe is far more serious and expensive problem than a clogged sink.
>>709310541
Bunkerbro now has 3 bunkers.
Pic related: and no it's not a joke. It was a government owned oil storage facility.
>>709309688
he means he's a faggot. OP isn't willing/able to do even the simplest of tasks. erego day 2 of cloggered sinker.
>>709310510
>>709310672
>>709310820
Call a plumber, you need to fish the pipes the main is blocked. Plumbers are normally 24/7 but be ready to shell out big $$ if you are out of the normal working hours.
>>709310788
sinks that are clogged with hair and grease need more than a plunger
>>709310820
Listen OP, I've been repairing my home appliances as well as friends' for over thirty years
Easiest way to drain the water isn't by doing waht any of these retards suggest.
>Get a plunger and plung your sink.
After the water goes down, it'll just clog up if you don't do anything, so get some bleach, Drain-o, two sticks of butter, and mix it with ONE CUP of gasoline. Slowly pour that down the drain the next three nights and you'll be good.
>>709309156
Had this issue before anon. Your neighbors are likely mass producing crystal method and dumping the by product in their sink. Your best bet is to stick a match to it. It'll be engulfed in flames and travel to where they're producing the meth. You well hear a small explosion but don't be concerned.
You're such a fucking retard
>>709311045 - this is me
>>709311100 - don't listen to that guy hes a dumbass,
Both your toilet and sink are clogged, it's your main pipe that is blocked, no ammounth of pumping or chemicals can fix that,
tldr; call a plumber
>>709310933
which is why sodium hydroxide is kept in plastic containers.... and also the main ingredient in drano....
>>709311100
I've done this before, works like a charm.
>>709310935
Bitch I know it isn't a joke. I've been following that shit since he first started talking about doing the first bunker.
>>709309643
Put a mattress in it. Takes a crane to get it out
>>709311100
best combo is get a 2 liter empty soda bottle fill with the works bathroom cleaner then cut small aluminum bits into bottle filled halfway with works. Shake well and poor down drain after aluminum has dissolved into works.
>>709310918
Here is a testimony from the company about this:
have found sulfuric acid to be the best drain cleaner. Sulfuric acid quickly eats through paper, rags, sanitary napkins, food scraps and all organic matter.It will melt ice and liquefy grease. Do not use sulfuric acid with stainless steel, aluminum chrome or galvanized steel pipes. it is safe to use with plastic piping.
Sulfuric acid is very simple to use and will unclog a drain within an hour, usually within seconds if it’s not completely plugged up. Sulfuric acid is naturally occurring and is sewer and septic safe as it is diluted in its journey down your pipes.
This happened to me also. Youhave probably put hot liquid oil down the drain and it has solidified. Before tryingto use any product get as much water out of there as you can. Ideally if you take the u-bend off from under the sink you will be able to push out the blockage.
I had to throw away my fleshlight because it smelt like gravy (from the fat) hope this doesnt happen to you.
buy a shopvac and suck the water out.
sidenote: why does the water look the same as yesterday? do you eat the same shit and shove it down your drain every night? also do you just straight up pour the grease that isn't covering your food down the drain? because that is fucking cringey
Put three cranes in it. Label them 1, 2 and 4 then call a plumber. He's going to be looking for #3 for quite awhile and if he finds it it takes a mattress to get them all out.
>>709311350
How the fuck am I suppose to know? You nigger
All /b/tards know about /diy/ is bunkerbro
I JUST FOUND A SOLUTION. I will search for a solution online, but meanwhile I covered all sink with paper - that won't let water to go out of the sink and reach the floor.
>>709311447
What they don't say:
Sulfuric acid will destroy your pipes from the inside and cost you thousand of dollars in repair money if you use it too often
Master plumber here
>>709311294
General notes and cautions when using lye as a drain cleaner
Sodium hydroxide produces an exothermic reaction when mixed with water. Do not add too much lye at once or the excessive heat can cause the water to boil or it can melt plastic pipes. Do not touch any water which has lye in it, as it becomes severely corrosive to the skin.
>>709311663
You are a genius among men
>>7093110
I did this to my shower. Generally it only works with organic matter, so as long as it's food clogging up your drain, this should work.
>>709311663
Why dont you just drink it all?
>>709311426
I did this to my shower. Generally it only works with organic matter, so as long as it's food clogging up your drain, this should work.
>>709311773
You idiot you don't drink oil. He should make some omelets
>>709311663
absolute madman. someone screencap
Jesus fucking christ your apartment is 90% broken
>>709309156
>>709309495
Don't listen to him, the answers you seek are baking soda, vinegar (but not at the same time). Tey one and if that doesn't work go for the other. Rinse and repeat
pour whiskey in their. it'll break down and evaporate all the liquids in your sinker fampai
>>709311663
No one is this stupid
>>709311663
amazing. next time i have a leak, i know that looseleaf paper will stop everything.
>>709309572
Phone one in the morning then. You also cant to fuck all with all that water in there. It needs bailing out and you need something like this >>709310918 but by the looks of it you really need a plumber who will use a proper drill with an extension to unclog your pipes.
>>709312087
Have you ever tried >>709311426
This is the best option so long as it's food that clogged the sink
how does OP take shits with no toilet, sink or shower?
>>709312612
Very carefully.
>>709312612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE
>>709312533
Can confirm, used this to unclog my toilet once.
Remove the sink from the wall and pour the water down the toilet
>>709312533
That is good... If it wasn't COMPLETELY clogged as it looks like it is.
The only result would be a sink with corrosive matter that will be a literal pain to remove
>>709311426
kek. stop trying to blow up OP's house.
>>709313033
LAst thing OP does to try fixing wc
>>709312054
It's not. This over works as good as new.
>>709309156
is it just not draining or is it coming up from the drain?
>>709311420
kek gets me every time
>>709313453
wha the fuck. most of the burners are missing. ther eis a knob missing. where the fuck do you live that you have such a small stove? damn OP, you're in ultra poverty mode. how are you even online?
>>709313033
You've obviously never had a clogged drain
Jesus H Christ... How have you managed to get your home in such a state you dirty shitlord
>>709313453
>as good as new
Where are you from? Czechoslovakia in 1984?
I think you're going to have to call a roto-rooter to clean out your drain pipes. Anything that's gone down a drain in your house- up to and including piss and shit- is backing up.
You can't fix this yourself.
>>709313631
I just don't want to waste my precious money on good looking apartments. I am totally fine with what I have right now.
>>709313976
kek
>>709314044
>norfag
knew it
>>709313213
kek
>>709314044
pour coffee grounds in sink. add dish detergent. wash dishes
>>709314044
plug in that quesadilla maker and throw it in the sink. the dirty clog water will get scared and run away
>>709309643
A hose out your window. Get some suction and boom. No more water.
>>709309156
your septic tank is full
if you're on a public sewer system, your sewer main connected to the street is probably clogged if your toilet isn't flushing too
>>709314044
top fucking kek, plywood closet and/or cabinet. just fucking why.
>>709314044
OP, surely you do not own this shitpile of a house. Call your fucking landlord and have them fix that shit.
>>709310566
Dude. You need to learn how to fix this type of shit. God forbid you buy a house and only ten years down the road you have mold, rotten framing and sewage everywhere.
>>709314377
Made myself, works fine. Why do you ask?
>>709314461
I own this shit m(eight)
>>709314044
is that a bottle of piss in your cupboard?
>>709312483
I posted the pic of the sulfuric acid drain cleaner. I used a power snake and ran it out to the max about 50ft. Still clogged, used the acid, left overnight, drain runs clear now.
I came from a plumbers nutsack. What seems to be the problem here op?
>>709314044
top fucking kek. what is this ,the ussr?
>>709314658
>>709314685
it's veggy oil you degenerate
>>709313453
>scoop water into pan
>boil water on good as new stovetop
>all water evaporates
>repeat with toilet water
Sink and toilet are now good as new
>>709314777
>you degenerate
lives in a house with plywood furnishings, no working sink, toilet, or shower.
also check'd
>>709314956
I don't own a shower, you dip.
>>709314956
not OP. was just assuming. upboat dis bread
Why can't you empty it ya wee tramp .
>>709315029
>i don't own a shower
>i don't own a shower
>i don't own a shower
You've been pouring oil down the plug hole faggot and it eventually clogged the trap.
>>709310094
>but where should I put water from the bucket?
This is next level insanity. It isn't the bucket's fault.
>>709314874
>Boil water on good as new stovetop
>good as new stovetop
Kek'd the first time and kek'd the second
somebody please screencap this thread.
>>709309156
Plumber here unscrew clean it out and fucking move on with life your p traps to small if it keeps clogging
Posting in epic bread, include me in screenshot
>>709315300
You do it yourself fuckin fagot
>>709315029
how do you wash yourself? Let me guess, you have a rain barrel you get in once a month?
>>709313976
>>709314131
>>709314745
I am from the states. Dorra dorra bills, bois.
This thread reminds me of pic related.
Someone please screencap it. Does anyone have OP's last thread too?
>>709315684
thats exactly what i was thinking. hivemind.
Post more pics of that swanky lair of yours op.
i think OP is some kind of lizard hobbit that refuses to do any normie work
yeah OP, let's see the sleeping quarters. i'm sure you must have a fine bedding set.
OP, you have a bedroom in that Lair? If so post pics
You're so fucking poor I'm about to throw the fuck up. Disgusting.
>>709316222
Your picture taking abilities largely reflect the general status of your home.
>>709316313
holy shit OP, where did you find that toaster oven, in a dumpster? it's so old the plastic has yellowed. and assuming this is still the kitchen, you have bathroom towels hanging in there? what?!
Jeezus fuck op you need to get a grip of your life ma man fucking hell. I feel for you bro Lol. That's some fucking pad ye got yourself there.
>>709316313
1970s Radarange microwave OP...FFS
>>709316369
>>709316496
>>709316222
Which moon of Saturn are you from?
Why are you taking pictures of random things. Give us a picture where you actually show a complete idea of what a wall looks like. Is it that tiny in there that this is the farthest you can get from your microwave?
>>709316496
obvious evidence of black mold on walls. OP, your house should be quarantined by the CDC.
>>709316222
>>709316313
>>709316369
yeah, got some breddy gud internet down there friend
>>709309156
>its me again
dang this site has really gone down the drain
>>709316730
cee wot yew died thar m8e
>>709316042
>>709316173
My sleeping quarter.
OP. please show us your toilet.
im in the mood to throw up, thanks
>>709316828
Do you live alone?
so, how's life in grandmas sex dungeon?
![1310482780909[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7ha89Bh.jpg "1310482780909[1].jpg")
>>709310094
this fucking thread
10/10
I feel sorry for you
>>709316828
Have you just made a bed on the kitchen floor lmao.
>>709316828
NO FUCKING WAY
even the fucking prison is better than that
>>709316828
jfc and you sleep right next to the trash can. how many neetbucks are you allowed?
>>709316828
>garbage 2ft from sleeping head
>>709316828
Is that garbage can where you put your hopes and dreams you sick fuck
>>709316828
Holy shit... it's..
..it's all the same room.
>>709316828
how many locks on the door to keep you away form company?
>lizard hobbit confirmed
>>709309156
1. Turn off tap.
2. Move house.
3. Turn on tap.
4. Enjoy...
>>709309643
Fuck this shit, abandon thread, OP is retarded don't even bother
>>709309643
does toilet flush OP?
Where's the shitter at the foot of the bed lol
>>709316828
Grim but at least you're not homeless.
>>709316846
as you wish..
>>709317229
true that, anon. true fuckin that
Start a whip round for op man this shits heavy he need a dig oot. No cunt should be living like that.
>>709317232
Do you shit standing on the sink OP?
>>709317232
>>709310094
These Toilets aren't the same
OP is a lying piece of shit
>>709317232
how did you manage to shit all over the seat?
>>709317232
Oh man, live blobs of raw feces all around the seat. OP, what the fuck man.
>>709317373
it's an old photo, he wanted to puke at something.
>>709317338
Sometimes
>>709317232
OP i fear for the lives of the people around you.
>>709317533
can you aim with your sfinkter?
>>709311578
Underrated post
>>709311304
kys
>>709317533
Please, OP. We must see you. Let this be complete.
>>709317533
bullshit. that toilet is way too clean to be yours
>>709316828
I was in a similar situation dude. I have a condo now. Just hang it there broskiboy.
Are you some kind of feral tenant that's escaped from the slipper factory op ?
>>709309156
Say no more:
>>709311663
>>709309156
Does OP need a roommate? Age, sex, location?
>>709317533
Thats Dog shit....
>>709317824
You missed the m out pal
Epic selfie beside the plywood cupboards requested..
>>709310094
>>709317533
>wall to the left
>light coming from right
>wall to the right
>light coming from left
There's something you're not telling us, OP. Your story is starting to fall apart.
Liquid plumber bombs. A quart of milk, a loaf of bread, and two sticks of butter. superb advice in here. It's like Prego. It's in there.
>>709315915
OP is the antithesis of me: I've personally rebuilt every (non-structural) service in the house: gutttering, roof, chimney systems, hot & cold water supplies, partial electrics, entire heating system - as well as building, plastering, glazing, flooring, ceilings, insulation.
Gas is for fags, and decorating is its own circle of hell.
>>709315029
Just laughed so hard that i punched my own balls, thanks OP
Probably why I suck at decorating. Maybe not though. I have a recipe for thermite if that helps.
>>709318327
That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
Seriously op what's the script here are you a crackhead or what ? That shits fucking insane you're tuned to the moon.
It's like somebody took one of the Saw kill rooms and put some housewares in it. OP why do you live in a dungeon of squalor?
>>709313453
Fucking lol
>>709314726
Weird, I only though the acid cleaner was good for blocks relatively close to your sink i.e. in the immediate pipes/u bend. I have old pipes stretching out of my flat, and I use a combo of that and this foam shit you can buy - and it works. At the end of the day though just pour as much fat and grease and shit off your pots/pans into the bin and use generous helpings of dishwashing liquid, shit helps.
Guyz, lets make to archive this tread, so we could remember it, for shit an giggles
>>709318532
It's sinister.
>>709318822
Well it costs me $50/month so why not?
Holy shit, I remember this thread. Did your dumbass actually wash your dishes with toilet water? Pics of dishes pls
>>709317232
>>709310094
>>709317533
Check filenames and suffixes, nice try OP
>>709317609
>sfinkter
c'mon OP we want more pics of this lavish crib you have
>>709319086
I don't have a smartphone you dumb hoof! I take pictures with my digital camera- copy to my pc, rename and post it. What's wrong with that?
>>709314044
>>709314658
First world/10
2 e z
Why u so ducking stupid?
>>709319344
No fucking way is there wifi in that shithole. Just look at the bed you must wake up like a macaroon bar covered in crumbs and bits of tobacco.
>>709319344
did somebody say hoof?
>>709316874
>Do you live alone?
no.
with 1000 cockroaches and some rats
OP lets see your PC then if you uploading these using a digital camera
can i be your room mate? what state?
Threads dying op. Reveal yourself I need to see who lives in a gaff like that.
>>709319339
Here you go boi
OP IS A RAT LOVER
PS. SORRY FOR ALL CAPZ
>>709320131
same liner wallpaper on the wall, this is the same room. more mold around window frame. obvious retro-fitted exposed heat pipe shows this building is at least 100 years old. holy fuck.
>>709310375
Who is he?
>>709320805
Op we are w8ing
>>709319674
I used to have these worms on the sealing, later they turned to butterflies, they show up at night.
>>709314685
well you said you don't use oil you titfuck
>>709310566
Guys let's get op a new flat that's just sad
>>709321027
>on the sealing
>>709320131
Is that Neptunas water?
>>709309643
Suck it up into your ass. There should be room once you take your brother's cock out of it.
>>709321542
No it's Crystal
>>709309156
>I don't know what is wrong with my sink
are u a nig or brownie?
if that u know the answer pls be a hero
>>709321027
>worms on the sealing, later they turned to butterflies
I think you mean moths. ffs.
reminded me of you OP
>>709321810
Thatsvdavidspadefaggot
>>709309156
>living in america
>they fucking pump tons of chemicals in soil for oil
too bad you are not a car but a human being in a shitty country
OP what state do you live in, if you claim to be in the united states? Just curious how any person renting or owning an apartment would be allowed to do live how you are living and not be evicted instantly.
>>709322354
LA, Nevada
>>709322497
U like undercover or some shit
>>709322667
Why asking?
>>709322497
You're full of shit OP it's 4 pm on LA
Can I be on the screencap?
>>709322825
Maybe I just don't want to waste my money for plumber services, alright?
>>709323156
it seems you don't want to "waste money" on anything. that room is a fucking scrapyard.
>>709323427
So it's my fault that I am poor as fuck, right?
>>709323427
Fuck you're right he lives in shithole with net
>>709323590
who is responsible for living there, not cleaning anything and living in filth? that you be you, friendo. even if you were given a million dollar dream apartment, you'd probably do the same shit to it.
>>709322002
Fridgebro, Trollhands Bunkerbro, and this fucktard.. this is turning into quite the thread
>>709309889
I don't think physics work that way.
>>709311100
And if it doesn't work :
3 granuls of nux vomica 8ch 3 times a day (morning, noon, evening) 15 min before eating or 1h after.
>>709311663
>>709323963
we gotta come up with a name for this shit. i suggest Sinkbro.
>>709317609
>sfinkter
>>709319613
who said anything about wifi? he probably uses an sd card
>>709322159
>>709309156
Call a plumber
Do you really expect browsers of an Argentinian boat-building compounds' website to help you?
>>709310094
>toilet doesn't work either
Call a plumber and a psychiatrist tomorrow morning, you need professional help on multiple levels.
toasting an epic bread, never change /b/
>>709321027
>>709324104
Are you retarded
>>709325493
sinkbro sounds better than floodbro
suppose I should start screen capping...
this fucking thread
get some draino you absolute madman
>>709309156
Go to the shop buy that stuff you pour down profit
>>709310384
can i get the sauce on this picture?
>>709324104
Holy shit you're a dumbcunt.
This has to be bait.
>>709311100
>Plunger
^^^^^^^^^
Do this
jesus op you're so poor it hurts me
pic of your shower please (if you have one)
>tfw I live in an even shittier apartment than OP
Honestly OP's place looks decent. Multiple rooms. Working stove and oven. Dude even has a microwave. Probably has heating too. It's about 0 celcius outside and I don't have any heating...
>>709317609
>sfinkter
>>709309156
>retarted
I think I know why is keeps blocking...
>>709329214
Thick clothing?
