Ylyl
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>>709301696
Ok you start
>>709302232
Only problem with this is, Hitler should be missing a testical, but almost got me laughing
>>709302842
I want this
>>709302122
Trump is a real man, don't you forget that
>>709301696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj37YJ_IRLY
Who else is posting? I posted 10 already
>>709303499
You have to post something funny before others will contribute. So far all I've seen is cancer.
>>709302675
cringe
>>709302122
White men are smart enough to bring umbrellas.
>>709303499
Posting
>>709302232
Too soon
>>709303679
You make no fucking sense. I'm not op by the way. Post your funny shit or leave, it's really simple
Ruining the thread
>>709303283
Sweet, Alices restaurant.
>>709303751
Good shit /b/ro
>>709303992
Ayy you like my man Arlo Guthrie? Not many people know the song
>>709303866
>tell guy his shit isn't funny
>duh what do you mean?
Then assumes I'm calling him op...
I can see why none of your shit is funny, you're an idiot.
>>709302581
I know this is old and no where near original but I love it anyway
>>709304135
You gotta be old like me.
>>709302675
I don't know how to reply to this, is this OP's form on humor?
>>709304172
You fucking replied to me, not op you autismo candyassed double nigger.
>>709304325
How old are you?
Uncle Ruckas comes to mind
>>709304466
Your not fucking funny
>dindu detector went off
>>709302675
I bet that's your oc isn't it. But you're so pathetic you don't even have the balls to claim it.
>>709303866
op detected
>>709303727
kkekekek
Let me pickle those fritter tots before you suckle the bubble.
>>709303075
fucking lost
>>709304525
Funny enough, I looked it up, and I'm the same age as that song.
>>709302128
underrated post
>>709304583
What did you contribute you dickhead?
>>709302405
Fucking damn it. Barbie always gets me. Out.
>>709302122
This isn't funny you retarded fucking cunt.
If you knew remotely anything about that worthless nigger's presidency, you'd hate him just as much as you hate yourself.
>>709304782
Damn dude that's pretty cool
>>709303283
My mother loves this song. Occasionally we quote it back and forth line for line for a while.
Not a lot going on in this neck of the woods...
the kids are out of school, expect bananas any moment.
>>709304705
Should be 33% considering it took 3 shots to actually hit him in the head
>>709304140
Garbage
>>709304805
>Doesn't actually know anything about his presidency
>Complains as if he does anyway
>>709304353
That's an oldie horeyshet
>>709302405
>>709304803
I just want you to know, 6 minutes later I'm still laughing at this fucking picture. Anon, thank you for making me life.
>>709304983
that's sweet to hear! I heard this song a long time ago. Started a band with a friend that I met later on and he also knew it. We play it every thanksgiving now haha
>>709301696
This is so stupid yet I chuckled
>>709303866
Yo chill out before I stick my fucking penis in your mouth
>>709304451
Dats breddy gut
>>709303499
That explains why this thread sucks
>>709305506
Come find me faggot
>>709305416
That sounds like a nice tradition! Good for you b/ro. I hope you enjoy yourself a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat.
>>709305528
Post something or go back to your trap threads
OC from craigslist
WHY HAVE THESE THREADS ALL BECOME NIGGER SPEAK?
>>709305606
Haha thanks man you too!
>>709302159
fuck I lost
>>709305567
Can I join? I'll stick my twiffle in you and make hummus
>>709304983
Look up "motorcycle song" by Arlo.
>>709303314
GTFO
>>709304793
You should refer to the beginning of your conversation with that guy dud
>>709305181
you're fucking retarded.
>>709305181
looks like someone went to math class
>>709302232
holy shit why did I lose so hard to that.
>>709302122
White man carries his own umbrella
Black man would rather get wet and not bring an extra umbrella?
Also, black man makes bodyguards carry umbrella
Doesn't bring spares?
>>709305478
Thats wht its a autist meme fam
>>709306016
>>709306019
My bad guys
33.3333333333333333%
Sorry thats as accurate as I could get without getting filtered as spam
>>709305997
Nigger spotted
>>709301696
https://youtu.be/G3Ak7SvZUZ8
>>709303283
I love the guy who made this.
>>709305312
This is nuts... *suicide*
>>709306385
you still don't get it, do you?
>>709307085
Obviously I don't, care to explain?
>>709306666
whew, quads of doom? :D
>>709302122
the whiteguy holding the umbrella in the wrong fucking hand for michelle. what a retard
>>709306179
>>709306272
>>709306405
these are fantastic, specific name for this shiz?
>>709307259
Le unconvenient ways to enter phone number meme
>>709304021
Fucking lost
>>709304805
>foaming at the mouth this hard while typing furiously on a keyboard.
found the beta office worker that nobody else knows exists.
>>709306884
She is actually right. She wasnt in any state to make the right choices. Soft rape.
>>709307647
You never go ass to mouth...
>>709307647
LMAO
>>709307632
then why'd she drink in a public area?
>>709302128
keyboard old kevin spacey?
>>709302122
Obama just likes rain. He's talked about it. He loves taking walks on rainy days without an umbrella.
>shilling this hard
>not understanding that we know it's a shill
>this faggot
>>709302159
lost so bad dammit hhahahhaha
>>709303283
can someone explain this to me?
I'm retarded, sorry
>>709303182
Almost got me.
>>709305514
>>709305783
lol, what did I just listen to?
>>709307843
That's Micheal J Fox, you fucking retard
>>709307832
If i pull out my phone to reply to a text, That doesnt mean Im inviting people to snatch it out of my hand.
>>709304140
I don't get it
>>709308082
>>709304140
Nigger humour.
>>709307194
not the same guy but the accuracy of your shot isn't going to increase the more you shoot.
so if it's a 33% chance, all shots will have a 33% chance to hit
>>709308346
>>709306496
I wonder how many people here remember these.
>>709308318
: ^)
>>709308389
Y'all arent niggas? how u guys live wid ur tiny ass peepees
>>709305378
Trashy nigger humour.
>>709305339
Jesus fucking christ you have the mind of a 14 year old if this old ass meme makes you laugh this hard. This is literally something that middle school me would find hilarious.
>>709308569
>muh dikk
>>709304009
lost
>>709302122
Niggers aren't smart enough to get in from the rain. No shit.
>>709306845
I would like to see that forum discussion :)
>>709308396
so you most likley hit once?
>>709302675
I was in this thread
the girl was a fake dubs decide type of deal
laughed my ass off tho
>>709304135
Everyone on the planet knows that song.
>>709302159
Almost lost.
>>709308810
haha, ye me too xD
>>709304021
What is a VPN. What is Hola.
>>709306884
when its ok to fuck this kind of person? after some written consent?
>>709308346
>has a few drinks at the bar
>walks out, sees bum
>gives bum $10
>next morning
>soberface.jpg
>drives back to bar, sees bum, calls 911
>"Officer, that man robbed me!"
>>709304140
Shit humor
>>709307632
Cuck. So why isn't it sexual assault the other way then? Seeing as the man is usually drunk too.
>>709308837
did you skip math class or something??
>>709307632
What if the guyvwaa drunk too?
>>709308935
>>709307912
Hwhat
>>709307632
no
she is right because her father is the only one who can permit intecourse with her
its clearly rape
>>709309013
Best analogy of drunk sex/soft rape IMO. It's all bullshit. Don't wanna regret having sex? Don't drink yourself into oblivion, fucking cucks.
>>709302128
oh I thought that was a joke written in Finnish
>>709307632
Maybe she shouldn't drink a lot if she knows she makes stupid decisions
>>709307632
This >>709309013 applies to you too
>>709309110
>>709306392
I'm fucking dead
More of these if you have some
>>709308346
but if your drunk and tell someone to snatch your phone out of your hand you are inviteing him to snatch your phone out of your hand
>>709302754
well, that made me snicker for no reason
>>709309226
Maybe men shouldnt abuse women when theyre clearly drunk out of their mind. Also. Men have more control when theyre drunk. They have naturally higher tolerance to alchohol. Search it up
>>709306951
how is that nigger allowed to wear that uniform?
>>709309242
It's only "soft rape" if she's literally unable to stand, speak, or stay concious. If she can do all those things, she's not drunk enough for it to be rape and consent is able to be given.
>>709309246
When it's time to water down your baby
>>709304572
Is that supposed to mean you're fucking her friend, or your girl told her you finish early?
>>709309376
I cant find on youtube. Pls, post direct link.
>>709309760
Sweet mother of cringe
>>709309062
expected value:
1/3*3=1
>>709309502
Higher tollerence is not equal to more contoll.
Search it up.
>>709309822
I didn't laugh until I seen the comment.
>you knee'd to stop
>>709309839
Are you stupid or just joking?
>>709303250
That doesn't make sense. As soon as he thrusts forward, the butthole will also move further away. So who was pound?
>>709310047
Michael here,
Stop jacking off to me
>>709309767
Yes.
>>709309502
This is why no one takes you seriously.
>>709310184
My horoscope says that as well
This makes me want to get Shreked ;)
How can a YLYL be this cringe? How is this funny to anyone? It's all just shitty reddit, ifunny and facebook memes, school shooter and 9/11 jokes. Can't you guys do just a little better? Please?
>>709309246
how did he hit his calf?
>>709304805
How do you not realise that picture isn't in favour of obama you retarded fucking cunt?
>>709303283
I don't get your jokes
>>709309760
he's a fucking scatologist at 23 and here i am a 26 yo cashier
>>709302159
lost
>>709310324
wtf @ melty face
>>709310272
>>709310285
>ylyl thread
>funny
>>709301696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykVhqiAnqJc
>>709310166
Thank you
>>709310294
He was probably drunk while rushing to the shutter and fell
>>709310047
Stupid and newfaq.
>>709304021
lost hard
>>709302000
nice trips..also isn't that the dude from pimp my ride?!
>>709309867
Superior lel
>>709308533
Sheeeot
>>709302370
underrated post
>>709309219
HAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHA
>>709307164
nigger
>>709308533
When i was quite young. In the 70s, dial phones existed but rotary were still more common.
>>709307647
bass to trout
>>709310285
I got you fam
>>709304785
>>709311285
underrated posts
>>709308346
You do realize that "than" is correct, do you?
Tumblr Genders
>>709305732
I've got a Rotweiler (now deceased), he did the same thing... but his fuckbuddy was a Rotweiler sized teddybear.
>>709311954
Stop trying to act smart for b8, at least try a little harder.
>>709311954
you baitin' me nigger?
>>709306849
wtf?
>>709312022
>>709312310
>>709302232
Fuck I love Electric Retard
>>709302842
I'd watch the fuck outta this.
what a shit thread
>>709307647
reminds me for those Dirty Rachel videos
>i want to taste my butthole
>>709310083
Underrated kek
>>709312310
Anyone got the original pirate PS?
>>709313039
>>709313212
Ylyl evolved into - feels thread
>>709302122
if trumps hair ever got wet it would probably look hideous. Even if it was just a 20 second walk to the car. Only thing keeping the alopecia from ruining his appearance is dryness, volume and the light color keeping his scalp from being too visible.
>>709307230
underrated
>I have always respected people who were loyal and faithful--which brings to mind Kelly Preston. A long time ago, before I was married, I met Kelly Preston at a club and worked like hell to try and pick her up. She was beautiful, personable, and definitely had allure. At the time I had no idea she was married to John Travolta. In any event, my track record on this subject has always been outstanding, but Kelly wouldn’t give me the time of day. She was very nice, very elegant, but I didn’t have a chance with her, and that was that. When I later found out she was married to John, I liked and respected her even more. Some people have values that matter to them, and she is one of them. Her loyalty was unwavering and I have always remembered that about her. Being true to someone is very close to being true to yourself. That’s a valuable attribute in today’s world. I’m sure she was a wonderful mother to Jett and my thoughts are with her and her family after their terrible loss.
Best shit I have ever found on tinder
>>709307632
I'm gonna get drunk before murdering then, bring down that jail time by a shitload since I wasn't in a clear state for making decisions.
Might as well so some drunk driving as well. Two birds, one stone.
>>709307230
assuming the guard is right handed
as a bodyguard he has to be ready to draw his gun
of course he could just drop the umbrella but then they would get wet
>>709307872
rikimaru.png kek
>>709313856
>>709313893
>>709313820
That actually makes sense
>>709302405
I laughed hard enough to commit a hate crime.
>>709314124
>>709306951
where's this from?
>>709314177
>>709309578
mom had to do this to me because dad punched me til i bled and the blood wouldnt stop
>>709303499
Your jokes suck man, this is worse than not contributing at all.
>>709307366
his super power is to fly over walls
>>709304572
It means you were winning the argument and she wanted to change the subject to win it.
>>709314240
My daddy makes me put glass up my vagina
>>709306849
lost
>>709306951
Starbucks, it's a coffee place.
>>709314656
>>709306666
Checked dude
>>709314971
Can this Muppet shit just stop?!
>>709313462
cringe out from here buddy ! ;D:D:D:D:D :P XO
709315149
>>709315100
Kek
>>709307632
I wasn't in any state when I failed to decide not to attack a police officer-- why am I not absolved?
709315274
>>709315100
Fuck you, this shits hilarious. If it helps, read it in the characters voices.
>>709315100
>implying it isnt funny
>>709315274
Niggers ruined it
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