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Being cock hungry is horrid. Like right now, I want nothing more than to ride dick.
>>709260984
then go out and get some dick
>>709261052
Area's no good for it
>>709261078
go and get some fake dick then
>>709261177
I'm thinking about it, large gryphon or med chance sounding really good right now
more good assholes, I wish i could rim somebody right now
>>709261255
would that be your first toy?
>>709260984
Since I started hormones the need for dick really has become a NEED. Ugh...need dick...
>>709261296
I like the way you think
>>709261351
No, I have them, but they're just not the same as real dick. Generally I have to wait for a long shower to use them, preparation, etc
Sometimes I try sitting on the chance for long periods of time just so I can feel that hot empty feeling after
>>709261485
nice pic, got any more?
Also bump
>>709261485
ah, I only havev a couple that are smaller than those, but the full feeling of them is great
>>709261779
Searching, sorry. Have a bird being rimmed though, I would swap places in an instant
>>709261805
Yeah, I figured I'd want something larger because I'd been toying with smaller things
Works out well but I can't sit on them very well, the chance ends up pushing into that really harsh curve in the large intestine, I don't want to hurt myself but I'd love to make it all fit
>>709261888
nice, thanks m8
>>709261888
Nice trips!
Is an anthro bird's poop white or log brown? I've been curious. If it was white I'd be worried about sticking a bukkake tag on any bird pic.
>>709261888
how far down onto it can you get?
>>709262162
I don't think there's too much scat art with birds, so I think you're safe on pretty much any picture, unless you know that artist draws scat or something
>>709262162
Trips are right where they belong, in fur threads
>>709262232
I can knot the large gryphon with a bit of preperation (Which feels absolutely incredible, by the way, the way the knot is shaped, with it being so long is amazing)
I'm about an inch and a half from hilting the chance, like I said, it hits that really harsh curve at that point but I don't want to injure myself trying to force it down.
>>709262365
how big is the large gryphon?
>>709262365
you'll probably be able to take it down to the base eventually, but yeah, it's not worth injury over
>>709262581
The length you can use is just over 8"
Length of the knot is like, 3"
Circumference of the knot is under 8"
Circumference at the base and just above the knot is around 5"
The dimensions are good, and it slides in easily. Second sphincter takes a bit of work but after that it's smooth sailing. And seriously, the length of the knot is like, so perfect. Hilt it and it starts to spread out the inner sphincter a little, and the girth between is heaven.
>>709262838
Yeah, some day, but I need to toy more often. It's fun, just not what I have time for every day, heh.
>thread not marked
whoopsies
>>709262984
thanks for reminding me why I top
>>709263020
If you've been around long enough it's really, really easy to recognize what it is
Should I get a toy even if anal doesnt do anything to me?
>>709263079
>implying I'm not super lazy and don't only look at that
>>709263076
Why's that? It's not like my insides are destroyed, I'm not even loose. Topping is fun though.
>>709263110
Penetrables exist, but you like, -need- lube
>>709263110
should you get shoes if you don't have feet?
>>709263152
I've put a finger in there to see what it's like, it just felt like I was constipated, literally no pleasure
>>709263199
Try prostate stimulation and relax a little instead of trying to force your finger out
Honestly, if it isn't for you then, yeah, it isn't for you
Oh well, not the end of the world.
hey jeff
>>709263304
well, I guess it just isn't for me, although I reckon getting rimmed feels good
hey riley, how you doin?
>>709263392
alright I guess. exhausted. how are you?
>>709263199
It made me cum somewhat faster but it kinda felt like i had to shit
>>709263363
I've not had the chance, honestly, but I'd be down for it if ever given one. I would however, still have the partner clean himself out as if I were about to fuck him (because I probably would after anyway)
I dunno. It does sound fun, though.
>>709263430
good. I'm probably gonna go take a nap in an hour or so
>>709263540
exciting
>>709263631
yep. I have an exam tonight so I don't want to be tired
what're you up to?
>>709263738
that maths exam you mentioned however long ago?
not much really, studying for a test I have tomorrow it's getting late so I might give up for now
>>709263804
no that was last friday, I have a psych exam tonight and different math tommorow
>>709263897
confident for them?
>>709264032
the psych one yeah, the math one kinda iffy
>>709264083
you'll be fine
>>709260879
KYS faggot
>>709264083
what kind of math are you taking
>>709264243
thanks
>>709264308
calculus and algebra
>>709264347
it'll be easier than you expect, they alwats are
>>709264561
I just always get worried around exams
>>709264748
which is normal
>>709264859
what's your test on?
>>709265053
radioactive decay. it's easy at least
>>709261296
>more good assholes, I wish i could rim somebody right now
and I wish I could fuck some nice ass like this
<--
see ya later
>>709265176
I'm gonna go now. see ya
>>709265539
catcha, good luck with your exams
anyone got more big cat butts?
I find lions' asses so incredibly sexy
anyone left in here?
no one left in here?
guess I'll leave, too
>>709264507
how does this even happen
>>709261052
Can we please have one g/fur thread where this specific image isn't posted?
>>709267082
>stick your dick through when you're only semi-hard
>get hornier as you hear someone approaching the stall
>knot is now fully expanded
>get stuck
>can't pull out until you cum
>>709268317
Doesn't the knot form after you cum?
>>709268885
I think it does right before/right as you do.
rip
knots are shit
>>709270969
Barbed dicks are where it's at.
>>709271669
>Imminent bleeding anus.
>>709271700
I dunno man, all the cool cats are doing it.
Seems to work out fine for them.
>>709271838
Masochist
>>709272003
Sadist.
>>709272124
Oh you know me so well.
you can still hear him singing, put your ear to the ground
>>709274901
okay
>>709275023
so how's this going for you
>>709275067
p fine
>>709275254
have you become the universal cumbucket you were always meant to be yet?
>>709275314
Well, nothing has really changed.
I mean, I played a VN recently, if that makes me some lusty dude.
>>709275484
>playing VNs
and to think you could've used that time practicing dope ass moonwalk reverse fair edgeguards
which one?
>>709275570
It's called Repeat.
Went in skeptical, came out entertained.
It's not finished, though.
>>709275790
Is it about finding your dream husbando and living with him happily ever after?
>>709275862
Nah, they try to add another layer onto the story.
I'm not sure whether it suffices in its job or is complete shit; I haven't decided.
And there's no bara, even. Shocking.
>>709276089
Ah it's totally another furry husbando simulator. They're all the same thing. Repeat is probably an ironic name because if you've played one of 'em, you've played a thousand.
>>709276148
Nah man. There wasn't a huge amount of banging going on, and every character sorta dislikes the one dude who is flirty.
I only accidentally banged this dude because I assumed the choice would just be awkward and not work.
After all, he just heard my friend breaking in through his back door. Why would he suddenly be distracted? And my character is slightly awkward anyways.
All dis talk about husbando simulator, where is the bhoaypouszeai simulator?
>>709276438
that dude's kinda baraish, and yeah I wouldn't think that option would immediately result in sex either since it totally looks like a joke
what are the relevant themes outside of gay dogs fucking?
>>709276457
I think there's a lot of overlap there.
>>709276575
Not super bara. Just older than the main three choices; he's like 30 or something.
Pro tip: the choices that normally point in such a direction, no matter how much they may seem like they wouldn't work, do in fact work. I just didn't try them at first.
Photography, spirits, wishes, justice, disillusionment of rich life, abuse, poor orphans.
>>709276788
well I guess that's the end of it
>>709276831
Do you get to abuse poor orphans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k
>>709276951
They've been pre-abused and conditioned for you. See <--
Also this would be my choice of the main three.
>>709267320
thank you.
>>709277018
it's not really as fun if you don't get to do the abusing yourself
Hi, furfags!
>>709276831
>Dont get to see his cock and balls
Waste
>>709276951
Husbando simulators are for the boipucci looking for husbando.
>>709277156
not necessarily, morenatsu husbando options had tops and bottoms
fuck my sister just called me to tell me she found an sd card with a bunch of naked pictures of me I had sent to my bf
why would she do this why couldnt she just not tell me this fuck i feel so down right now
>>709277070
I feel like you'd like the Mr. catman.
I'm not going to bother fishing out the png for him from the game files right now; you get the idea.
>>709277156
You do in the sex scene.
>>709277278
holy shit get rekt my man
>>709277304
I'm about the glasses and twinkish figure
he looks like a lynx tbh
>>709277212
Never played it. I remember cocks was telling me it was super good and to try it.
The only VN I could stomach was BlazBlue, pic related: Women are terrible.
>>709277363
Yeah I have no idea what the fuck most of these people are.
I didn't realize my choice was a rabbit until it was brought up in conversation.
This dude is obviously a red panda, though.
I hope.
>>709277304
Does he put his pene inside you?
>>709277278
faggot
>>709277363
i dont know how to deal with this at all she now knows basically my biggest secret and her boyfriend probably does too now and her best friend too
>>709277518
hey haven't seen you in a while
>>709277461
I thought it was pretty trash but I was biased against it conceptually from the very beginning so
>>709277498
ewww christfag, wouldn't date
***tips***
>>709277526
ask her which picture of your boypussy was her favorite
>>709277552
unlike your sister xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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>>709277515
Yes.
He's an older bodyguard, and you're a young twink bitch.
You do the math.
>>709277555
Yeah I have no idea; he doesn't mention religion once.
And he's a major flirty slut. I don't think Jesus appreciates it.
>>709277771
oh that's even worse he's one of those queermos that wears a cross as a fashion statement ugghhhh
alright was good to see you guys ill just go kms now
>>709277837
wait dropbox your nudes first
we'll appreciate them more
>>709277278
Did she fap to them?
>>709277555
I never like dating VNs because all it would do is perpetually remind me every second no one would actually do this with me irl.
>>709277820
Yeah, I hated that guy from the moment I met him.
But then you realize everyone has deep emotional scarring and some form of discrimination and past that drags them down, and it becomes a bit harder to hate them because pity.
>>709277953
I don't like VNs of any sort because they're just warmed over video games imo
>>709277980
"wahhh my life was hard once feel bad for meeeeeee"
I am absolutely never playing this thing
>>709277771
> = U preggers
>>709278030
>VNs
>Video Games
What?
I mean BB is an exception since its a VN tagged on to a fighter and every other interaction theres a fight.
>>709278051
With how much of a pussy bitch your character is based how they look, I wouldn't be surprised.
>>709278030
I like to learn about everyone's pain.
It's entertaining to see them in their darkest moments, moreso than slice of life bullshit.
>>709277877
ill do no such thing
do you still follow melee?
>>709277953
idk i hope not
>>709278202
it's like an interactive narrative, just without game mechanics, so it feels like a video game just strictly worse
>>709278215
well yeah that's not great either
I dunno MAYBE I'll play it just to make fun of it later
>>709278277
of course dude melee is basically my only purpose in this life
>>709278304
stoked for mafia at the summit?
>>709278304
I definitely was expected an unpolished piece of shit that's just like all the others, but it somehow got to me. I was actually being vocal telling the characters and decisions how shit they are. Just not that loud.
Maybe I'm just easily entertained.
>>709278443
actually, relative to the general melee community I'm pretty ok with that whole situation since I've actually met mafia at tournaments before, he was hanging around philly for awhile after shine. He's a neat dude. But since I know him, watching him get absolutely fucking obliterated at summit will be funny.
Words can't express how mad I am that ice isn't in, though.
>>709278523
to be fair I definitely yell at my computer when I'm, like, reading manga that's slightly emotional. So it might get to me, who knows.
>>709278304
I can use both my hands during a fap so it feels like sex, but doesnt mean it is sex.
>>709278621
yes dummy that's the point I was making, I don't think vns are video games, they feel strictly inferior to actually video games
>>709278581
I think the deal was that I just stopped caring and let myself fall headfirst into the mediocrity so that I'd actually enjoy it.
I dunno, I don't usually get that into stuff.
>>709278730
or maybe it was actually, god forbid, good.
you know you're allowed to defend things you like from my rambling, directionless criticisms, right?
>>709278581
yea wtf i hate the summit now
>>709278801
Well, I'm not so ready to do that.
Not only because I'm not usually into arguing, but because I'm uncertain of my opinion on the matter. I'll likely reserve judgement until it's finished.
>>709278879
i-it's ok at least we got n0ne and s2j so there'll be dank meme characters
I'm annoyed that they invited axe and westballz though, neither of them deserved it this year based on placings
>>709278928
oh please, you never really judge anything, at least not vocally
>>709279016
I'm inclined to reserve all judgements, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores.
>>709279016
i can agree with axe but wes is just an all around crowd pleaser
>>709279119
did you literally just quote the great gatsby in lieu of making a post
>>709279149
yeah but the invited players rather than the voted players should be based exclusively on results
players like swedish delight deserved it more
>>709279257
No, I identify as Nick Carraway, is all.
But you're right. I neither form my opinions well nor usually wish to argue about them.
>>709279356
oh sorry I shouldn't have misgendered (mischaractered?) you please don't tell the PC police
but you should because you're smart and probably have great opinions
>>709279431
I don't know what makes opinions great.
They're all just, well, opinions. What makes one better than another? There's no means to measure it.
I suppose that then it'd be your opinion of my opinion.
>>709279627
the logical integrity with which it's constructed and the fluency with which it's presented, basically
>>709279736
And yet neither of those aspects will sway some people into thinking any better of a certain opinion.
>>709279818
right well you can't ever convince someone who disagrees with you vehemently enough
>>709279257
i hear ya anyways it should be fun
im gonna deal with my problems now cya
>>709279880
And they're the type of people that show you just what I've said before: the strength and value of an opinion is immeasurable. It's merely subjective. Logical integrity and fluency do it for you, but everyone has different units of measurement, making many indifferent to other opinions. There's no winning this war.
>>709280029
I recommend offering to eat your sister's pussy out in return for her silence. Bye
>>709280083
No actually the values I gave are pretty universal, I only omitted emotional compulsion, but with that one added you've got all the vectors of quality that exist for arguments. Truth is a nonfactor.
>>709280153
As I'm more inclined to stop talking than keep this up, I'll follow my inclination.
I'm taking a shower.
>>709280272
Bye faggot.
Subby y u gotta run everybody off.
I'm not running them off, just outlasting them.
yea
ok
>>709268885
They swell as you get a boner, simple.
it's the truth
this class is simply too long
Maybe pay attention to the class?
dude I would rather shoot myself
AH YES I GET TO LEAVE
GOODBYE FUCKBOYS
lolbye
guys tell me wat u fink of dis pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFvbc4onks
>>709281196
If you are the same cobalt as the other night, I made it to hungry jacks despite your lack of faith.
>>709282187
Jokes on you, I work for them, I was using reverse psychology. Profit.
>>709282273
oops
>>709282273
Well jokes actually on you because they told me to fuck off cause drive through only at 3am. So I ended up at maccas.
hahhah
r/ing cuck
>>709282837
post your own fetish
