shota bread the revenge of the bread
stop stealing my movie title memes
How do I make friends when I have no hobbies that aren't likely to drive regular mortals away?
Also I need another lift to hungry jacks.
>>709260139
>hungry jacks
what state? i figured me and faggotry were the only true blue shota anons. well, the only ones that post any more at least.
>>709260086
sorry,couldn't think of any thing at the time
>>709260181
Victoria.
I don't normally feel like shota so I'm not around often.
>>709260340
>victoria
why aren't we fucking right now? how close are you to melbourne?
READ A BOOK MOTHERFUCKER
>>709260372
you keep saying this . but what book would you recommend
>>709260372
i'm reading One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest right now, actually.
>>709260137
>hungry jacks.
>fellow ausfaggot detected
>>709260364
30 minutes west by train from the cbd.
And because I'm 10 years from gaining my wizard powers and nobody shall take them away from me.
>>709260547
western suburbs? eastern? come on anon, be specific.
>>709260547
10 years is a long time anon, now come sit on my benis
>>709260570
more of this, 10/10 cocks
>>709260533
>fellow
since when were there so many fucking ausfags here?
>>709260658
Pretty much always, tbh, we've always had a weirdly disproportionate presense in shota threads, most of them just aren't here in melb.
>>709260729
i've seen like 2 from tasmania, faggotry's from queensland, and apparently 3 of us from victoria?
>>709260594
>30 minutes west by train
>30 minutes west
>west
Anon please.
its 3038
>>709260633
Sex scares and confuses me. I'm happy fapping and living with crushing loneliness for a while yet.
>>709260817
eh, not bad, 3068 here.
>>709260817
hey stop implying that i'm literate, okay. now let's bang.
>>709260876
You can't spell awesome without abstinence.
>>709260870
You live near the zoo. I want to go to the zoo now.
>>709261082
you're the one that said you wanted friends, dipshit. so let's bang.
>>709260921
This embarrassingly arouses me a lot.
>>709261103
>>709261082
Eh, well, not really in carlton but I guess technically yes. The zoo's pretty fun, I might get a membership one of these days
>3038
>west
that's like north you fucker
>>709261175
i always knew furfags were into beastiality
>>709261461
I'm into bestiality after looking at that the same way I'm into fucking kids because of shota. Obviously the amount I want to do either is zero.
>>709261585
>he doesn't want to get knotted
what are you, gay?
>>709261608
>tfw I think I've used the small david I have literally once
whoops, why do I buy these things.
>>709261585
>Obviously
>>709261671
send them to me :^)
PICK
UP
A
BOOK
AND
READ
>>709261881
read a science, idiot.
>>709261242
Its supposedly part of the western suburbs at least.
>>709261925
ur full of shit. now give me your kik so we can meet up and bang.
>>709261917
>science
aka applied mathematics with a margin of error
>>709261948
I aint banging anyone fam. I get stressed out enough adding people on Runescape let alone actually meeting and interacting with someone.
I give you full permission to scream out "hungry anon" in passion though.
>>709262088
stop being a faggot. give me a kik or something so we can talk.
>>709261925
wut, now the melbfag is a namefag evenm what's going on
yall bout to learn some shit
I had to wake up to take a bath with my little brother because he is sick and apparently a big fucking baby. At least a shota thread is up so I don't have to fuck around doing nothing until I fall back asleep.
>>709260921
Fucking kek
>>709262384
>he's never been published in nature
lmaoing @ ur life rn, anon.
>>709262294
cub is not shota by definition
im not going to tell you to not post cub, but please make a thread for it or post it to a g/fur
>>709262433
which anon-with-a-little-brother are you? there was the one with a 7-year old brother and one with a 10-year old brother.
>>709262437
>getting published in nature
aka publishing anything at all, ever
>>709262493
I have one that is eight and one that is ten. Also one that is thirteen but he's annoying. I don't think I've mentioned that before. Last time I posted was over a month ago when advicefag was around.
>>709260533
Reporting in
>>709262126
Welp, downloaded kik. You have no right to be mad when this goes literally nowhere, and you also find out I'm an autistic closed off faglord.
I guess the code is all you need.
>>709262354
I had namesync already. Just decided to put it on to make it easier for the thread.
>>709262679
what state?
>>709262788
NSW
>>709262990
>4 ausfags in a single thread
what a day
>>709262732
gibb username instead? I can't scan shit
>>709263088
Aussies are trash. Whadya expect?
Aussie accent is best accent. One of you talk dirty to me while we cuddle and watch some shota vids!
>>709263119
>he doesn't live in the most liveable city in the world
lmaoing @ ur life rn
>>709263198
>probably an american
why would we want to stoop to your levels, exactly?
>>709263226
Meanie
>>709263281
i mean it's the truth, why go for an american when we could go for other aussie cuties?
Sorry for shitting up your porn thread people who were just here for the faps
>>709263089
hungryanonymous
Conversations are hard, don't expect much. I'm just here out of boredom.
>>709263427
>jerking off to shota
shota are only for cute, anon. not lewd.
>>709260775
thats cheating
i almost forgot i was trying to flood this thread
it's actually really hard to flood, i don't know how spiderman does it
>>709262433
And brother decided he wanted to come in my bed. Time to awkwardly tilt my laptop so he doesn't see shit.
>>709263569
they do it by being autistic.
>>709263591
might want to stop browsing shota threads, in that case.
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>>709263601
i'm a fucking mathematician, there is literally nobody on the planet more autistic than me
>>709263626
He's half asleep so I should be fine. If he asks about seeing dicks I can just say he probably just looked down at his. Kids are stupid.
>>709263591
Jerk him off, show him a good time
>>709263730
go back to >>>/sci/, brainlet.
>>709263757
lmao, fair enough i guess anon. just don't diddle him, ye?
>>709263757
Is he sexy?
>>709263465
Maybe I was phonetically writing the sound of patting one on its cute head, and it was simply similar to a more lewd sound.
>>709263819
>>709263760
can u anons stop being so fucking creepy?
>>709263824
NOT
FOR
LEWD
>>709263844
Do you both get nakey in the bath?
>>709263765
i'm taking a break from /sci/
they told me category theory is shit and hurt my feelings
>>709263909
i'm not that anon, i'm just telling you to stop being so fucking creepy. blows my mind that i actually have to tell you people not to be a fucking perv about this shit.
>>709263939
>tfw too intelecutal for category theory
>>709263802
>>709263760
Two kinds of people. He's too small to jerk off so no worries there.
>>709263819
He's cute. I think he'll be handsome when he is older. I can't use the word sexy though.
>>709263909
That is how you take baths, anon.
>>709263993
>He's too small to jerk off so no worries there
if that's the only reason you don't do it i'm kinda scared tbh
>>709263939
Don't worry anon, I think category theory is awesome.
>>709263993
Does he look at your cock a lot? Do you wash his cocklet for him?
>>709263966
Little boys are the cutest and you know it
>>709263966
Hopefully these people don't speak that way IRL.
>>709264023
I'm not a perv. Just making a joke because some people here can't wrap their heads around that.
>>709264087
Yep and I wash all of him. He tends to not get clean otherwise.
>>709263993
>>709264127
3d is fucking disgusting what the fuck is wrong with you
>>709264182
the scary thing is that they probably do speak taht way irl. there are some creepy fucking people out there, anon. kinda feel bad for people like you that post in shota threads. every fucking time i see someone talking about their little brother in a shota thread people ask pervy fucking questions.
>>709259994
KYS faggots
>>709264227
>tfw too intelectual for 3d boys
>>709264227
I don't think either of those comments are very bad.
>>709264233
You shouldn't feel bad for me. I'm a good brother. It'd be nice if I could casually mention shit like that and not have to deal with lewd faggots...but look where we are.
>>709264393
well i suppose that's the issue of posting that kind of stuff in a literally paedophilic gay thread, eh?
>>709264393
Does he get a little hard on when you wash his little dicklet?
>>709264182
Are you boys cut or uncut?
>>709264441
I've been around for quite some time. A lot of guys in these threads are nice. Not everyone is a pedofag.
>>709264449
Occasionally.
>>709264509
Uncut. Circumcision is rare around here nowadays.
>>709264609
i mean i think you do need to be a little big paedophilic to post in a shota thread, dude. even if you don't diddle kids.
>>709264658
That's like saying you have to be gay to like shotas.
>>709264840
i mean, you can appreciate it for being cute, sure. but if you're looking at them suck dicks, that is kinda gay.
>>709264871
Its not my fault shotas do gay things when I am looking at them.
>>709264976
here's a simple quiz for you.
do you think young shota are sexy?
do you like when they do lewd stuff?
if you answered yes to both, congratulations, you're a gay paedo.
>>709265090
question . what happens if you think shota are cute when they do lewd stuff?
>>709265090
I actually prefer cute naked shota who don't do anything lewd. Reminds me of when I was little and didn't give a shit. Youngest brother does that now and I'm mildly jealous. I also think diapers on shota are cute but shit is gross. I don't know where I picked that up at though.
>>709265188
then you're just a fucking faggot.
>>709265204
okay well then you're just gay, not a paedo. i think. not really sure how that works, actually.
>>709265090
Those socks look so sweet and musky :o gimme
>>709265350
anon don't be gay.
>>709265242
Who knows. I come for the cute and stay for the occasional cool guys.
>>709265384
But... but...
>>709265610
DON'T
BE
GAY
>>709265647
My little brother sleeps in only socks. Please don't make it lewd.
>>709265698
oh okay, it isn't gay if you're wearing socks. you're fine, anon. don't worry.
>>709265734
Do you have pictures of all of your shotas in various amounts of clothing? And it's not about being cold, it's about cold toesies.
>>709265923
nah those 2 images were just part of a set. and cold toes are pretty bad, anon. i understand.
>>709265698
Does he cuddle up against you with his little cock?
>>709265923
Not about being gay I mean.
>>709265965
Don't pretend you aren't a monster who wants little boys toes to freeze.
>>709265983
He does cuddle.
>>709266143
oh yeah i definitely have a fetish for little boys with cold toes. definitely.
>>709266177
Admitting your problems is the first step in solving them. I thought your picture was a cute bath pic but I was wrong.
>>709266230
looks aesthetically pleasing
>>709260280
This is great
>>709266463
it's not a problem, anon :^)
>>709266675
You are far from solving it then. At least the anons asking lewd questions seem to have left.
>>709266791
Does he touch your cock when you bathe together?
>>709266791
yeah true. so your brother still with you?
>>709266827
STOP.
ASKING.
WEIRD.
QUESTIONS.
>>709266566
Not that anon, but got something similar.
>>709266827
Not with his hands. Guess I spoke too soon.
>>709266839
He's asleep with half of him on the bed and half on the floor. Can't be comfortable but I'm not going to wake him up because he's sick.
>>709266949
what's he sick with? just the flu or some shit?
>>709266949
Move him up on top of you ;)
>>709266935
Love the idea
>>709266993
I'd guess a stomach bug. It was going around his school because kids are unclean.
>>709266995
I do not see that solving any issues.
>>709267030
It's from this artist pixiv net/member_illust.php?id=3879871
>>709267068
>because kids are unclean
well that's never gonna change lmao. he just become sick today or what?
>>709267147
Sometime during the night.
>>709267252
just remember that antibiotics are a scam and will eventually create superbugs that kill humanity. so don't get antibiotics for him.
>>709267252
Jack off and cum in your hand, then have him lick up his medicine
>>709267286
I should just keep him sick so I can keep taking baths with him, huh?
>>709267311
If only I was magical.
>>709267357
>I should just keep him sick so I can keep taking baths with him, huh?
anon now you're the one that's being kinda weird about this. i thought you were the one that didn't like creeps talking about your brother that way?
>>709267409
I wasn't sure if you were one of the lewd anons or not so I responded accordingly. It read that you were implying you want him to stay sick.
>>709267533
no i'm being serious. antibiotic abuse is an actual thing that's creating superbugs that might actually wipe out humanity one day. you should only use antibiotics as a last-ditch effort. if you use them in any other situation you're an idiot that doesn't understand how bacterial infections work. or your doctor is an idiot that prescribes them too freely.
>>709267624
Sounds interesting but I'm too sleepy to discuss anything more than boys.
I'm having a shower and going to maccas. See you all in the next life.
>>709267807
okay well make a note of it because it's actually a serious issue. but you can discuss your brother instead, i guess.
>>709267807
is your brother clingy?
>>709267883
Well I can't now that you put me on the spot.
>>709267915
Yeah but its not too bad. I gave up on privacy and life goes on.
>>709268080
i mean i don't really think i put you on the spot.
>>709268080
How often do you jerk off and fantasize about your brother?
>>709268182
Shut up you bully.
>>709268346
Never but he has walked in on it before. He is too dumb/innocent to understand.
>>709268533
sorry i only bully cute boys, guess you don't qualify :^)
>>709268626
Rude.
>>709268626
Cunt.
>>709268654
you're the rude one here.
>>709267832
I had maccas for dinner to dotaanon, I regret a little.
>>709268674
Bitch.
>>709268769
you're not very good at this whole bullying thing, honestly.
>>709268674
Shotas don't like bullies. I need to wake up my other two brothers and make sure they are ready for school eventually. Maybe this thread will reach image cap first.
>>709268861
probably not. pretty slow thread.
>>709268998
i mean, you tried?
>>709266935
I wonder how I missed this earlier. I can't help but imagine my brothers in this situation because they look similar enough for it to be a plausible comparison.
>>709268915
Probably not.
>>709268998
Went to a bath house-esque place when I was little and this was a common scene sans a few erections. I can't think of the name of the place now though. I'd ask my parents but that's kinda awkward honestly. I'd dismiss it as a dream, but why would i dream about bath houses when I didn't even know what they were until I was older?
halloween > christmas
fight me.
>>709269228
>When your little brother thinks that he doesn't need to wear ALL of his clothes to school
>>709269399
technically correct. just frowned upon.
>>709269438
Hey, I don't make the rules.
>>709269516
who TRULY makes the rules, anon?
>>709269556
Monsters I guess.
>>709269570
stop posting this gay straight shit
>>709269694
kek true
Amerifags what up!
>>709269743
isn't it like 7 in the morning in america?
>>709269743
Just watching lame cartoons because my little brother is in my bed and going in and out of consciousness. Turning the TV while he is asleep is one of the meanest things ever.
>>709269819
FUCK YEAH IT IS!
>>709269869
shouldn't u be doing stuff then?
>>709269990
I work over night and have nothing to do during the day.
>>709270123
shouldn't you be having breakfast then?
Time to go get little brothers ready for school. Have a good day anons.
>>709270241
cya, anon
>>709266230
Clean your fucking fingernails you disgusting hobo.
well gn anons.
>nice mark
>>709268713
I regret it now too. It was terrible.
>>709271854
>>709272783
it's fucking midnight, can you cunts stop bumping so i can sleep?
>>709272815
Its only midnight though.
>>709272924
yea and i want to sleep
>>709272959
This guide might help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YubzvkNh77w&noredirect=1
>>709272783
What did you get anon? spicey jalepeno for me
>>709273064
Nugget meal. Forever and always.
