Need YLYL
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Need YLYL
>>709259379
Bash her
>>709259379
why are women so awful
>>709259296
No, go fuck yourself OP.
>>709259514
High SMV between 18 and 30 regardless of skills.
They become nicer as their smv drops
Let's roll out!
...of this thread
>>709259741
you just saved that shit yesterday didn't ya
>ifunny
Didn't even try to hide that you're a faggot smh
>>709259296
>>709260642
Lost
>>709260857
>>709259512
If by "her" you mean "Glenn and Abraham" then I've got you covered fam.
>>709260857
>>709260967
>Fuck off
>>709260746
Pic related
Strike deep brother
>>709259296
Get that ifunny shit out of here
OC
>>709260746
No one cares about a dead slav, but it is funny
>>709260857
>>709260967
>>709261034
>>709261110
Samefag is same.
>>709261311
Stupid fag is stupid.
Bail bondsh!
>>709261007
FUUUU I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET
>>709261152
And who's this?
>>709261423
Just because you're not the same person doesn't mean you're not the same faggot.
Is this Gregory Stevens?
Why're you so MAD at me?
>>709261311
Im retarded. Whats the joke?
cum on my tits
Y'know, I don't understand why you're so mad at me sir!
>>709261423
How comes this comes up as 'you' for me when i didn't post it?
>>709261530
I'd like to talk to Carrie.
>>709261007
absolute haram
>>709261601
Spiderman/banana spam in YLYL threads is one of the things the pic refers to.
Why're you... Why're you doing thish?
>>709261287
>>709259296
>ifunny
fuck you
>>709259708
>between 18 and 30
>18
You and I have gotten along fine, and I don't know why thish ish happening.
>>709259296
you lost
>>709260659
>Filthy Frank
I see you didn't either anon
We got along fine, are you taking some kind of drugs, or drinking?
>>709261724
Hmm ok, i guess ill accept that.
Wouldnt have picked it with no context.
I know you're a better gentleman than this, sir.
>>709261469
look at those mf calves this nigga yolked, he gone finish dat in one day
>>709261199
Ripped off of Jimmy Carr's "let's not turn this rape into a murder"
Just because John read the receipt wrong to you, you're gonna, you're gonna act this way?
Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities?
>>709259379
Bitches have been murdered over less.
Is this the way you act?
>>709261867
It is in reference to many, many tired memes.
>Spiderman threads
>newfags can't triforce and neither can OP
>Banana spamama
>traps
>rick rolls
Etc.
>>709261007
>Not taking the opportunity to kill all the niggers in their unit, especially that sow with the dreads.
Why're you doing this sir.
'chu fucking asshole
You're talking to my PLANT.
>>709261901
Like he has any real jokes apart from his laugh
>>709261828
dear god, I lost so hard. Its 3am here, my house is asleep, and I burst out laughing like an idiot.
Go sit under a tree.
>>709262075
yeah, always had respect for that kid
Having fun, idiot?
STOP THESE ANNOYING PHONE CALLS.
>>709262075
Always lose to this
>>709262043
Conversely, if you don't swerve to miss the squirrel his son will forever search for you.
When he finds you he will pull out a little squirrel sword and say, "My name is [insert name here]. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
>>709260746
Metal af
You have the wrong number.
>>709261687
bet those are comfy af
I'm Fred Herbert and I'm a Bail Bondsman!
If you're sentenced and you're in prison, you just have your time to do.
>>709261193
>grabbing another hamburger
>>709262225
...and thus the circle of life continues...
>>709260691
lost
Bail is something you can post WHILE you're fighting your case.
>>709262293
Wilford Brimley, did you forget your diabeetus medication again?
So you wanna know what the bail bondsh business is all about?
>>709262370
I get these calls all day long from a PRANKSTER...
I've got your phone number, and I'm gonna wring your fucking neck.
The number is 909, 959, 2264...
That's the number of the walnut jail.
Sir I don't know who in the fuck you are, goodbye.
You're talking to my PLANT.
>>709261828
lost so hard
WALNUT!!!
I know of ONE Gregory Stevens...
A black gentleman, whose son never paid me...
I'm not sure if I know who you know of, sir.
What's your name and phone number, and your brother's name.
This is BAIL BONDSH Police Department...
There's no Homer Scott in the Walnut Jail.
I've looked at it online, I don't find a Homer Scott...
You wanna bail your brother out, he's in Walnut.
>>709262454
Hey look, it's Glenn! Or Abraham!
Are you taking some kind of drugs, or drinking?
>>709261070
quit fag
>>709263202
Take your childish butt and go someplace.
>>709261783
Kek
Stupid puritanian murricans
>>709263249
I hate forced memes
>>709263320
Don't respond to lonely unfunny teenagers.
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>>709263320
me too
>>709263320
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>>709262075
Always gets me that he still got a 61.
>>709263384
Way to give this desperate failure the attention he can't get IRL.
>>709263719
And not one single lol was had this day
>>709263955
>>709261151
Reasonable
>>709263982
>>709264167
>>709259379
What an absolute bitch, hopefully dude stopped talking to her after that.
>>709262075
61% no wonder the American school system is fucked.
>>709262043
>>709262514
Why is it when a girl gets on meth they immediately want an entire fist up their pussy?
>>709264474
Nah that was funny. Sorry girls don't like you.
>>709265155
That pic always cracks me up
>>709265168
Pretty much the definition of being a bitch.
>>709265812
At least she's upfront about it. It still stings though
>>709259379
He should be happy he even got that much.
You should see my text inbox/outbox.
Nothing but me sending messages to girls, and them never responding.
If they respond to you, that means you're at least worth their time, and it gives you later opportunities to be in situations where you can take advantage, maybe see nudity, steal pics, or even fuck her on a sad night. God speed.
>>709266384
lol where r you fuckin losers from? Do you at least know the girls? Talked to them irl? If you message some random hoes you doin it wrong.
>>709266384
wow really dude?
thats the saddest paragraphs ive ever read
>>709266525
>>709266570
Girls who I know from work/school/church (back when I went to church). None of them respond.
Girls I matched, super matched, and discovered on Tinder, POF, CL, backpage, etc. Almost none of them respond.
>>709259296
This YLYL is shit
>>709266628
This guy here again.
I am 32 years old and am dating a 54 year old. Best I can do. I'm amazed I could even get her. She's pretty fat, but life is better than if I had nothing.
>>709259512
>>709259514
>>709261963
>>709264474
Butthurt betas detected
>>709260659
>melee hell
Get out
>>709266749
Just the truth. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal dude
>>709261007
>>709260997
Lost xD
>>709261007
Cult leaders are best villians
>>709265056
My gf doesn t need meth to have this urge
>>709259708
Smv?
>>709259296
>>709267234
Dark lords are the best villans
>>709267516
I lost it when I saw the title
>>709266684
Better point that out without posting something funny
>>709267841
no pun intended tbh
>>709261828
good shit right there
>>709261724
Spooderman was for traps and bronies. Don't know why the fuck ylyl went to shit so badly you have to spam in them.
>>709262075
>page is to big
Ms. Freeman can't spell
>>709261007
>>709259296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykVhqiAnqJc
>>709261311
But this is literally what life actually is
People reiterating the same jokes, the same news articles, the same sports scores,...
If you don't want to hear the same shit you have to hide under a rock, detach from society, and avoid talking to anyone
>>709264696
>>709260746
Jesus that's sad.
>>709261152
lost
Yall just lost
>>709262112
He's funnier and more inventive than you'll ever live to be.
>>709269071
What's sad about it? We all die in the end
>>709269164
I know, but the way he's huddled over and his equipment is as he left it is kind of a weird snapshot into his last moments.
>>709261901
Jimmy Carr gets his material from 4chan, you fucking faggot.
>>709259379
Fucking bitch.
>>709259379
haha oh wow
Prepare to lose
>>709261152
I'm sure Harambe would approve.
>>709269568
Goddamnit Nyanners
>>709261497
You would have to be looking away if you were drinking from that
>>709259296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olZtBCb25ls
>>709266384
bahaahahaha fuck her on a sad night! what a fucking goober
>>709262084
Lost
More like this?
>>709261724
actually.. ylyl is the same fucking thread everytime. it talks about a ylyl in general.
i've seen all these images/jokes for years.
the banana is here to sage this thread as are the looney toons, bert & ernie, minions, and anything else not funny.
>>709269164
>Huddled up in what appears to be something fairly close to the foetal position in a shitty foxhole fighting in some dipshit war waged between angry tyrant dickheads that don't care if you live or die but only if their selfish desires are being met
>What's sad about it?
>>709261441
>>709261572
Darryl Mcall alias D-money is responsible for this call.
>>709259514
Because they can be. Society has made them untouchable and so they act accordingly.
>>709259379
Savage, I love it.
>>709259514
>>709261963
>>709264474
>>709269322
Salty friendzone residents detected.
>>709259296
>>709266749
>>709270368
Doesn't pretending to be alpha ever get boring?
>>709262075
My sides.
>>709270517
Sometimes, laughing at betas however, that I could do forever.
>>709270762
>Calling other betas
>>709270233
This.
Fighting for your religion, now that's a reason to die for
>>709270865
Yea I consider people who can't take a joke like >>709259379 pretty beta. Not as beta as the guys who feel they need to defend those hurt beta feels. But still, pretty down there.
>>709270876
Oh yeah that's way better.
>>709270762
>Sometimes
Got to say you're the first person I've seen admit to that.
>>709271127
Nigga please. If someone did that to you like you wouldn't get shitty.
>>709260746
>dat ppsh
>>709271127
This fucking guy.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57fe98922ec15
>>709271166
No one can force to believe in any religion. Therefore if you go to war for your faith then that's your choice alone.
>>709271127
This nigga serious? Kek.
>>709267534
Sexual market value
>>709271346
You're sort of right, but not really. Most people don't choose their religion, they inherit it. It's just that by the time they're an adult they've had it kicked into their heads for so long that they think it's what they're supposed to do. They can arguably choose to be religious or choose not to be in the strictest, technical sense, but more often than not they don't.
>>709261658
What country?
>>709271127
Is this guy retarded?
>>709271203
I'm baring my soul to you anon.
>>709271220
I wouldn't hold it against the guy for being pissed, but why all the second hand hate? It was a joke, and I loled at least.
>>709260746
report camper
>>709262084
Lost
>>709260659
> Filthy frank
Summer is not over yet?
>>709259379
>this was probably praised and posted as some "you go gurl" facebook meme
>>709269577
classic
OP is a faggot
>>709261901
"Lets not turn this rape into a murder" was around for a long, long tme before Jimmy Carr was gracing the stage with his verbal diarrhea .
>>709272231
Yeah I thought it was clever, too; but still a cunty thing to do. People always have second hand hate for other people being mean. I'm surprised you even asked tbh.
>>709272250
kek
>>709272892
Does that not seem daft to you though? I mean I don't really know anything about these people. Is it really so EVIL of a joke? Considering how merciless some anons on this site can be I am just baffled by all the butthurt.
>>709267975
Another example of throwing race into a situation where is wasn't an issue...Because he is President, not black, that the glass is there.....FUCKING NIGGER!!
>>709273109
Almost everyone knows what it's like to love and be rejected. It isn't the same as some ugly fat neckbeard calling you a fag, it's something people often kill themselves over
>>709269144
supreme kek
>>709271680
Europe
>>709269577
cunt
>>709273435
Sure I get that, like you say it happens to all of us. But there is no need to imagine this up to be something more serious that it is. Anons need to stop projecting, it is just a joke in a text chat.
I don't think it bodes well if you are so highly strung over someone that an image like above makes you think this girl is Satan himself.
>>709273109
>Does that not seem daft to you?
Not really. I never said it was the epitome of evil, I said it was cunty, which it is. If you've experienced life away from a computer, which I'm going to assume that you have, then chances are that at some stage you've probably had your emotions messed with. You've probably had it done to you by a woman you were attracted to and you've probably had it happen more than once. That shit can happen to anybody and it generally does. It's the sort of thing anyone can feel empathy for.
>>709273785
>Europe
>Country
lard logic.
>>709273980
The talk of murder gave me the epitome of evil impression more than anything. And I am not saying you are wrong about people being hurt, but it the bitch cunt and violence talk, even if it is just meaningless talk, still seems to me a bit too salty to get over an image on /b/
Different strokes I guess anon. This thread turned out to be far more interesting than I thought it would be.
>>709262084
Had me a giggle M8
>>709274725
Yeah fuck those guys. I'm not going to speak for those losers.
>>709269577
bloody hell
with all the slutshaming threads on /b/ this is a welcome change tbh
>>709269577
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>>709269577
Nigger
>>709269577
nice
>>709261901
Jimmy Carr is a fucking faggot, your taste is shite
>>709272250
Lost
>>709269577
Same shit
>>709265155
I wish my sister was like this...
>>709262514
If my gf would do that joke everyday i would still laugh after years xD lost definetely on that one
>>709274444
Respect ta doughs Quads man
Checked
>>709269577
oh shucks masta
>>709261258
Every.
Fucking.
TIME.
>>709261287
so fucking weird, but I guess that sometimes you need to suck a lil dick to distract guards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp9eVM5qrec f
>>709279497
Use them for what. And why is he killing one if he needs them?
>>709279564
man, niggers like you need to learn to decide.
either you don't care and don't watch it and let your friends have memes or you care and watch it by yourself
allahu akbar kaffir something
>>709279655
I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE MEMES. I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH 200 EPISODES OF THIS MEME SHOW JUST TO GET A REFERENCE
>>709261767
jesus christ these are stupid
>>709261193
Is that max hardcore
>>709279773
why do you care about memes of a show you don't watch lmao
>>709259296
Anyone know what game this is?
>>709279924
JUST TELL ME WHATS HAPPENING IN THE SHOW FFS
>>709261638
Sauce?
>>709279541
http://tubedupe.com/post/74433/
>>709268826
Pre much
>>709260691
actually lost
>>709262394
>>709262075
He cited tubgirl.com
>>709262454
Time has not been kind to Joey Salads
>>709269568
She's very fuckable
>>709263384
Get you 9gag memes off of my fucking board you comunist, feminist, LGBT, fucking faggot, and find a rope, tie it to a tree and then tie the other end in a tight knot around your neck and try to kanon ball the ground so hard that your neck snaps you fucking degenerate.
>>709269577
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