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Sup /b/ I'm bored and felt like entertaining people trips decides what I do with this knife and this leg
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Slicy Slicy
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Fucking shave
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>>709255875
Rerolling for your sake, OP
:(
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Carve "I have autismo" into your arm.
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>>709255772
end your existence, no one loves you on this earth anon. it's better sooner then later.
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carve a 4
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>>709255875
fuck off I shave pubes, chest hair and armpit hair. Shaving legs is just a bit to much work tbh
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Carve "Trump 16"
Pepe optional
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do it
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>>709255772
go outside and stab yourself in front of a stranger
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Cut a hole then stick your dick in it
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tape knife to leg, leave for week.
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carve 69 swastikas into your leg
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Carve 'check em' into your leg
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>>709255944
Rerolling
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Put leg in knife
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>>709255944
No arm rule is it has to be something with this leg and this knife
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Cut you acheles tendon
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>>709256253
Rerolling
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>>709255772
spread butter on leg
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>>709256229
Reroll fuck that
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>>709256286
rolling for this
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>>709256229
this lad
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>>709256278
rererollin
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>>709256313
rerererollin
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>>709255772
carve a dick
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>>709256339
So close
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>>709256339
Rerollin
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>>709256286
kek I like this roll
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Cut the leg off
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>>709256061
>shaves chest and pit hair
what are you, gay
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>>709256382
Roll
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>>709256286
yeop
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use the tiny parts of the handle to pull out all of your leg hair one by one.
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>>709256253
Fuckin shave you hairy cunt
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Cut it off
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Put the paper in the waste basket, put the knife in the toolbox, give the leg back to it's rightful owner.
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>>709256229
...reroll
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Use leg to cut off knife.
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>>709256421
I do that too. And my happy trail as well.

Also fuck this thread. Attention seeking little faggot
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>>709256392
>>709256498
This
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Cut timestamp into your leg
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>>709256554
kek
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>>709256421
Nah no chest hair is because im skinny as fuck (6'1 130 pounds) it really only looks good buff guys otherwise looks weird/gross also everyone should shave armpit hair that stuff is straight gross
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>>709255772
cut your fucking leg off you faggot cunt
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Find a way to securely stand the kife up with the tip of the blade skyward, and fucking leg drop it like Hulk Hogan in his prime.
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>>709256600
>>709256554
>>709256498
>>709256392
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>>709255772
put knife between your toes with "my mom piss while standing" in a stamp
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Cut it off you fag
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Use your fingernails to carve a photorealistic portrait of the knife on your leg.
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Rolling for the spread butter on it thing
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>>709256554
Rollan
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>>709256811
reroll
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One last time, leg in knife
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>>709256554
Reroll
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>>709256811
>>709256855
Really two dubs in a row rip
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>>709256554
rolll
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>>709256889
FUCKKK rerolllll
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Stab the leg very gently with just the tip of the knife and then shoot yourself in the face.
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>>709256883
last try
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Cut "Phi" into your leg
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Cut leg off
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Put the blade away and cover your legs up in a blanket and go to bed
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>>709256968
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>>709256229
Roll
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>>709256675
Trying again
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>>709256993
roll
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>>709256993
Once more
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>>709256797
Reroll
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write "fuck trips, dubs next"
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>>709257068
^this, then go through with it
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Carve "Dave is awesome"into your leg
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Throw knife away and light the hairs with a lighter
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>>709256554
rollen
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>nurse : what happened OP?
"/b/ told me to stab my self in the leg."
>why would you do that?
"Because OP delivars"
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>>709257068
roll
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carve a smiley in your thigh
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>>709257203
thisss
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>>709257068
Rolling!
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Carve dingus into your leg with the handle using friction
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>>709257222
Winner
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>>709257222
god damnit trips
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>>709256554
Rolling for this
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>>709257222
WINRAR!
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Rrrrrrooolllll
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>>709257177
>>709257222

UH-OH
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>>709257222
CZECH'D
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>>709257222
Cool
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kiss the knife and spit on your leg
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>>709257222
Checkd
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>>709256229
reroll
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I want to believe
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>>709257222
Winrar
Finally...
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>>709257222
don't forget the circle around the :-) op
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>>709257222
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>>709257222
is... is OP actually gonna do it?...
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Let me go switch out the blade on this I think this one is dullish its hard to do with this current one
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>>709256554
This
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>>709257673
Based. You gonna do something else after this?
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>>709257673
Implying it's not just different color pen
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carve a dick
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>>709255772
cut the knife with your leg
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>>709257673
Nice.
What's next? Trips again?
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>>709255772
>Tape knife to toe of shoe...
>kick random people
>When the cops get you, say the Internet told you to do it.
>?????????
>profit
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kys
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>>709257673
Nice HD
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>>709257732
This
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place the blade between your legs and press it as hard as you can lets see how deep you can get before pussing out
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>>709257673
New blade is better ok want to continue guys? next trips? idk im down but whatever
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>>709256286
reroll
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>>709257222
mfw
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Cut a Nazi Mark
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>>709256586
Wait, you have no chest hair but you shave it anyway?
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>>709257899
roll
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>>709257985
rollerr
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>>709257947
Rerolling on Nazi shizzle
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Cut a big swastika
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>>709258000
Look at dem Trips!
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>>709257999
>>709258000
any of these
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>>709257906
Spread some mayo/ketchup/bbq on your leg.

Really slather that shit on.
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>>709257906
Are you on meds
Any reasonable brain won't allow self mutilation unless you are in a unstable mind frame. Which obviously are because you are a faggot
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>>709257906
Nicely done OP
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>>709257906
Go ahead and take the blade out and flex your thigh. Hit yourself in the leg as hard as you can. Post picture of bruise.
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>>709257673
toppen kekken
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>>709258000
Winrar swastika it is
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>>709258000
>>709257999
Winrar
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>>709258000
Oh shit! It's dat winrar
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>>709258000
Hop to it faggot
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>>709257999
>>709258000
oh shit my dude
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>>709257999
>>709258000
TRIPS OF TRUTH
U DON GOOFED FAGGOT
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Cut
"Cut for Bieber!"
in your leg!
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That moment when you wait in excitement... but dont think OP will deliver
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Done took me a sec here you go
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>>709258456
Kek
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Come on OP it's only like 6 cuts!

What takes you so long?
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>>709258456
Niiice, i finally won something in my life!
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>>709258456
Oh shit
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>>709258456
OP still not a fag. Good job.
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>>709258456
Op is a fag.

Cut and dont paint fuckface
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>>709258456
Chapeau, you sick basterd!
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>>709258539
Here I wiped blood away sorry my phone has a shit camera
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write "Moku"
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>>709258714
Lol what are you going to tell people about the scar ?
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wow! op actually isn't a faggot? Fair play
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>>709258779
Nah I always wear pants I did a thread like this a year ago on the same leg and the scars are already healed its cool
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>>709258714
Have some more free attention. Man, this is really fucked up if you think about it, right? Haha. I love it.

Don't worry about the camera, looks fine. Cut "Winner" into yourself.
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>>709258714
Kek you are such a fucking idiot
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Carve a Jewish star into your leg
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>>709258912
Ay atleast I deliver
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Cut the url of my comment
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>>709258941
Rerolling
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Just please >>709257899
This
But
...
Also cut down your leg as you do it
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>>709258941
Hope i get it this time
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>>709258938
Cut leg off
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>>709258714
Ok. You are the man!

Cut /b/ into it with timestamp. You can show it anytime on 4Chan - you will be the new hero!
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>>709258941
no, faggot
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>>709259031
Rolling
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>>709259031

roll,in
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>>709258864
Reroll
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Carve /b/ in leg
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cut whole leg off
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Cut your balls off
Cut a deep enough hole in your leg
Place your testicles there
Will keep your offspring warm
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Carve I voted for trump
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cut off leg faggot
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Cut off leg
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>>709259409
Rerolling
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slice your shaft from balls to tip
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>>709259516
rerolll
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>>709259409
Reroll
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>>709259535
one more
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put knife away, spread peanut butter on leg and lick
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Do nothing
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>>709259535
last one>>709259516
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>>709259603
Allergic to peanuts lol probably not a good idea
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Cut

WoW

In your leg
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>>709259516
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carve a penis on your forehead
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>>709259695
Lets reroll this motherfucker
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>>709258779
>what are pants
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>>709259720
re roll
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>>709259755
last one
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>>709259695
This sounds iteresting, i will roll on this fags idea :P
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>>709259558
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cut off your leg
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rolling for cutting off leg
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>>709259516
this
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>>709259865
nooo
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cut your leg off
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127 Hours your leg off with it
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>>709259887
rip

Carve my three repeating digits into leg
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alcohol it
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>>709259887
are you fucking kidding me cut the shaft balls to tip
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Op here we are rolling for what to carve into leg i'm not cutting off any body parts
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>>709259864
reroll
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>>709259950
roll
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>>709259960
reroll
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>>709259971
fucking pussy rolling for leg cut off
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>>709259986
reroll
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>>709260000
OH
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>>709260000
nice
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>>709255772
Cut a smiley face into it
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>>709260000
There are three repeating digits here, it counts.
Cut your leg off, fag
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>>709260035
ummm we did that already...
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>>709260000
Oh shit nigga
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>>709260000
goodbye, op
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>>709260000
wouldnt you rather see him cut shaft balls to tip though?
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Op here if trips no cutting off leg....
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>>709260000
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>>709260000
Holy fucking shit

Roasting in this thread
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cut shaft from balls to tip
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>>709260000

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>>709260120
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Potins in an epic thread and cut your penis
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>>709260208
one mroe reroll
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>>709256286
MAD LAD
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Do a this.
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>>709260000
 
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Only willing to carve stuff into leg :( it was fun tho /b/ros :p
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cut gay into your forehead
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>>709260333
Trips confirm, OP is a fag
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>>709260333
checked, sharpie in pooper for being a faggot.
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>>709260333
fucking weak brain faggit cut a dick into your leg
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>>709260419
reroll
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>>709260419
I would but you didn't roll trips for that :p
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Carve dickbutt
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>>709260435
again i try to help mutilate your leg
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>>709260511
again
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>>709260333
Cut FAG into your leg
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>>709260480
Reroll
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>>709260523
againnnnnn
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>>709260541
re
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>>709260554
Close guy.
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>>709260554
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Carve "I am anus"
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>>709260606
one last rolll this time i want you to carve batman into your leg
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>>709260624
Re
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carve a dick
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>>709260624
reroll
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>>709260531
reroll
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>>709260212
roll
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Corentin write in your leg
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>>709260624
Rereollio
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anus
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>>709260531
Reroll
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>>709260763
reroll 4 anus
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Corentin write in your leg op
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>>709255772
try to shave in a dick with the knife
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>>709260763
Rererollin baby cakes
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>>709260531
rr
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Corentin write in your leg CÔME ON GOD OF TRIPS
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Corentin write in your leg im gonna win
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>>709260624
Re
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Delivery pending...
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Write nigger on you leg with the knife
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>>709261000
Ooooo shit my niggaaaaaa
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Fuck yes I won
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>>709261000
Winrar
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>>709261000
ummm op here I got no clue what the fuck you are talking about
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>>709261069
Just write: corentin
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>>709261092
Ah ok got you they just wrote it weird
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>>709261000
Litterly write corentine?
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>>709261118
Ok :)
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>>709261124
No just corentin
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>>709260000
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Still waiting for handicapped OP.
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>>709261502
you try carving letters into yourself it takes a second chill
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>>709256286
This
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>>709261537
My anus is dying for you hun
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>>709255772

break blade off deep in leg
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Kinda went fast well this is it for now gonna go play some cs:go for a few hours
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>>709261665
sexy
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>>709261665
Don't go op I love you
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op carve this ( . ) ( . )
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>>709261665
The r is actually bleeding a good amount jeeze
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>>709261665
>1 off

Nice thread, OP. Good night.

Attentionwhore. kek
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Gonna make a new thread later doing the same thing for cs:go skins because I gambled away all of mine lol look for that idk
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Thx op thx really :3 your so funny I love you :3
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Show corentin with out the blood pls
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>>709255772
Carve in /b/ and post results
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Jerk off and before you cum lightly puncture one of your testes to see if it will 'cum' out there
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Carve a dick into your leg
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Carve a leg into your dick
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Rolling for "nigger"
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Rolling for rubbing alcohol and salt in those cuts
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>>709262328
Where's the lemon juice? We need lemon juice.
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>>709262817
Right add that as well
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go to your wall and cut out a 1Meter dick in your plaster wall.
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>>709263794
reroll >go to your wall and cut out a 1Meter dick in your plaster wall
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reroll again for plaster wall dick
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shove the box cutter into your anus
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>>709263980
re
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re-roll again for 1m plaster wall dick
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>>709263794
re-roll again
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>>709258779
''i lost a bet'' ?
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>>709261182
>corentine
y?
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