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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>709245983
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
clom
i mean clock
i mean cock
i mean claim
i mean no homo
goddamnit
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg")
Claim
>>709254403 (yang)
Well its sleepy time. Hopefully I see you tomorrow
>>709254641(hikage)
Its ok i still love you^-^ goodnight you sexy thing
Here~
>>709255088
night
>>709255060
you have a nice cock
>>709254614
she sounds too good to be real
>>709255088
night
still here
and
>>709254641
i dont know who and that sounds painful. kinda its considered south where i live
>>709255248
I think the same thing every day
>>709255243
i uh thanks?
>>709255288
dont worry about who, just remember i know where to send a hitman to now if some thing ever happens
it is painful, I'd rather stick a pen down my peepee hole
oh so your in a more obscure town?
>>709255347
everything is a social construct
>>709255947
no problem beautiful.
It got real slow, real fast.
![Syndra [295].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U8VMjwe.jpg "Syndra [295].jpg")
>>709254770
As long as i dont catch anything from you.
Claim
>>709256084
Yeah, a lot of people probably went to sleep.
>>709256095
Hi rem!
>>709255947
what would happen? id give your girl a foot rub or something? i remember someone actually liking that from here and yeah about 5-7 thousand population here
>>709256084
thsts fine
>>709256084
this > >>709256158
hi!
>>709256091
The only thing you'll catch is my lov-uhhh... don't worry, you won't~
>>709256158
Always bugs me when people just cut out without a word.
>>709256238
I suppose.
>>709256240
Hello.
![Pouting_Hestia_[DanMachi]_(_i_imgur_com_).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zSyvw2k.jpg "Pouting_Hestia_[DanMachi]_(_i_imgur_com_).jpg")
Claiming Hestia
>>709256686
And Hana
>>709256006
are you the anon always complimenting hikages assets when i post "lewds" if so, then i missed you
if not then don't a faggot and use an identifier of sorts
>>709256084
just like my dick when i found out your mom is ugry
>>709256238
maybe, you might even start talking to her in a meme group
the pen thing or foot rub thing
thats actually pretty small most schools here with me are like 300-400 people, so im imagining a pretty off the road town. then again my parents home town is pretty small
>>709256686
only loli/borderline loli i actually would waifu
>>709256714
shes entertaining but
>not joe-dono
>>709256986
:ok
>>709256986
Idk, I have a thing for lolis, but dem ( . Y. )
In all reality though I can't stand IRL little girls at all.
Hana is total waifu status though, she's crazy and hot, which is a pretty awesome combo; plus, I actually like her more because I know a girl who looks 85% like her IRL, so that kinda bumped her up for me.
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>709256175
Sleep!
>>709256559
Are you sure? And what if i do?
>>709256986
Im not in a meme group as far as i know and the pen thing. my graduating class was right around 100 and there is only one road through here so its more of a resort city
>>709256686
>>709256714
>>709257287
These are just the 2 I CLAIMED
Reminder if you have more than one "waifu" you don't actually have a waifu
>>709257274
No
>>709256559
Yeah, that can get quite annoying
>>709256240
How are you?
>>709256559
Throw onion rings at me again
>>709256986
Rood
>>709257274
Then I'll have to take care of you instead~
>>709257882
At least I found a nice race on Youtube.
>>709257994
NO! I'M NOT DOING THAT OVER MY GOOD KEYBOARD!
>>709258115
But it was minimal effort for maximum gain!
![Syndra [360].png](https://i.imgur.com/9jBLEi2.png "Syndra [360].png")
>>709257779
Yes!
>>709258115
And how will you do that?
>>709257077
cmon bby do you not want teh usual loods
>>709257285
good don't want ya gettin near my girl
>i have a girl
wait since when why the fuck am i playing along
i mean the pen thing is a more masochist thing so some would find it fun or cool to do
damn, so is it boring and shit, and weren't you the one trying to find a job but your town is too fucking tiny
>>709257811
>he can even have them
that guy is too much of a loser to have a waifu so the claiming is voided therefore he isn't breaking the rule and just a bigger loser than a no claimer
>>709258115
im a dood get it right
and
>
>>709258321
no: thanks
>>709258321
i dont know i thought you were serious and i dont know sounds painful. yeah not a lot to do her unless youre into horses or drinking and shit. its tiny yeah and it doesnt help im a lazy bastard
>>709258217
Nope
>>709258216
N! O! NO!
>>709258217
You, bed, blankets, me, water, and soup.
>>709258321
Rood dood.
Yet another thread filled with boring people.
>>709258115
What race?
>>709259021
Y!E!S!
YES!
YES!
YES!
>>709259082
You're not boring.
>>709259130
I'm not.
People in this thread are.
>>709258401
k
>>709258530
well it doesn't matter either way
only a select few like that but i don't want that so yea...
drinking sounds like the only good part of that, and did you graduate at least and you just not going to school anymore?
>>709259021
im sorry
>
>>709259256
Am I boring?
Dont answer that. I work too often.
![Syndra [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNtYLCv.png "Syndra [341].png")
>>709258802
Fine, you win.
>>709259021
That sounds too good to be true.
>>709259119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hUAe2R-gZw
>>709259130
NOOOOO!
>>709259271
Do you also have an outfit for everything?
>>709259676
Eh? What part?
>>709259256
Surprise surprise. It's a late night. Everyone's tired
>>709259271
yeah its weird. im only 19 so cant really and i graduated from high school not college and i cant go without a job so rip
>>709259798
Pretty nice race. I'm not a car person though, so reading the comments about each car was very confusing to me.
>>709259805
You're only 19? I thought I was the youngest here. I'm 20
Here!
>tfw you accidentally inhaled cocoa powder and now everything smells like chocolate
>even your coughs now taste of cocoa
>>709260197
Understandable. This engine is still my favorite though. Sounds fucking 11/10, spits fire like no other, and is light as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3clJmU7FMBM&feature=youtu.be
>>709260245
Nonon!
![Syndra [373].png](https://i.imgur.com/qP2kzoL.png "Syndra [373].png")
>>709259798
Everything!
Neex to go take care of some things. See you later.
>>709259798
not really sure i think i have at least 1 for a good portion of situations
like i don't have one in a similar way like that one
im sure i had one on my old phone im missing shit on this one but im too lazy to go look on the webs for it
>>709259805
i mean i doubt anyone would tell the coppers if you did like i mean as long you keep yourself in check you won't get caught
yea i forgot to say highschool, you planning to go to any college of sort eventually?
hopefully you eventually find a job
>>709260197
most here are between 18-21 i believe i know one yuno is 19 and so is shinoa, im 18, i think yukis 19 or 20
>>709260245
sorry nonon thread is dead, kinda
>>709260461
You'd be surprised~
Have fun, stay safe, don't be gone too long!
>>709260487
Ah. According to Rory, Makoto has an outfit for everything.
>>709260197
yeah 19 and there is younger than me as well
>>709260487
the cops have nothing better to do then mess with drunk teens or give speeding tickets. besides i dont have friends here and i dont drink. i did 2 semesters but yeah I should get a new job
>>709260487
>Tfw you turned 18 the year of this fucking election
>Going to sleep now too sorry I haven't been active
>>709260448
Hiya Makoto! Howya been?
>>709260487
I kinda like it when it's slow
>>709260627
i thought you did? have you not dug far enough? i mean idolmaster is just a kancolle/touhou version of love live
>>709260639
ahh, gotta suck being there but
>drunk teens
are they stupid, only drink enough to where it feels nice not where your acting completely different or like an idiot
why quit? money or just felt like it?
>>709260808
yup it sucks being 18 this year
its ok but goodnight saber
>>709260952
well it is nice just like 5 people on right now
>>709261058
Yuno claimed
Another boring anon reporting in
>>709261058
yeah i dont like it too much. yes very stupid unless they go out to the hot springs or something. i hated almost everyone and the work was awful. I hate Kmart
>>709261213
yuno
>>709261272
Good morning tomoko
>>709260952
A bit better than the last few days I guess. Couldn't fucking break my rear end lose earlier as seen here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A254IHAUafo
Curious, d you know if the Sports Arena parking lot is closed off at night?
>>709261058
I mean, I have a lot, but...
.IM@S WAS FIRST REEEEEE!
>>709261345
sleep well?
>>709261477
Meh not really
But short to be honest
How are you?
>>709261272
wait two semesters of school or work
were they just dicks or retards or something at Kmart or just you
>>709261345
morning tsunyun
>>709261433
no, i know idol master was first, just giving an example of how big it is kinda
i like ranko and anastasia also cant remember her name, pretty basic grill
>>709261623
Bit*
>>709261640
Good morning snek
How are you?
Damn my brothers dog needs some actual discipline.
>>709261715
3 00 a.m. waiting on an email from ninty so i can get muh gEms for my n3ds
>>709261722
what happened
>>709261058
I'd rather it be ded than shitposted
>>709261433
Oh jeez makoto. You gotta be careful now! You're not always gonna get off scotch free
>>709261623
fine just watching a movie sorry you didnt sleep well
>>709261640
college. i dont think they figure how long you work like schools. people didnt know how to do their jobs either and i did the weirdest handy man jobs for them
>>709261861
What?
No seriously I understood nothing of that post, email of who? What are gems? What do they have to do with a 3DS?
>>709261939
Not your fault, I blame steins gate
What are you watching?
>>709262036
how can a show mess with sleep? I decided to watch Pulp Fiction
>>709261640
Fair enough.
I'm not too aware of the Cinderella girls, I need to continue watching so I can hit that point already.
>>709261864
Eh? I was being safe as fuck this time though! I'm trying to find an empty parking lot I can practice this in! That was the closest spot I could find that was empty and flat!
>>709262082
It made me sleep late, and now my parents are home again they won't let me sleep past noon
You hadn't seen that yet? Stop posting and pay attention motherfucker
better than tinder! plenty of horny cosplay sluts of your city on http://klick.one/a6yac
>>709262341
that is unfortunate i like to sleep till 1 or so and ive seen it i just got bored so i decided to watch it
>>709261861
Didnt want to go home and kept trying to get aggressive with my brothers dog. G shep vs staff x pit. I had to get the pit into the garage until I could get the lead and chain on the shep. Its 3 years old and never did basic discipline training so its a very independant and wilful shep.
>>709262124
Fine, but be careful. Don't want you dying or getting near that state now. How much is it to fix?
>>709261864
shit posted, im sorry (?)
>>709261939
no i thought you just had a weird say of saying how long you work or something
sounds bad man, at my job the people know how to do their shit and if i don't know something they'll help me with it, they may be normies but they nice normies
>>709262036
waiting for Nintendo to send me an email so i can connect my n3ds to nnid
g eh mmmsss = gay mmmmsss
>>709262124
i think the other one i like was called rin
well you should look for more outfits for makoto either way
>>709262569
thats dumb, why wasn't it trained?
>>709262710
Because my brother with the shep had the idea 'Im gonna own a shep while working 7 days a week, all day, giving it no time and attention for training! Look at my beautiful unruly shep!'
>>709262499
I usually just sleep till I hit the 8 hours
Ah well now have a day to work with can't complain
That's fair, how you liking it so far?
>>709262710
Aha, I realise it's hard for you spics to talk English but thanks for trying it
Got any new games for it?
>>709262710
well thats good. better than hating everything about your work
>>709262853
its killing the boredom slightly i guess
>>709262697
I've been closer to dead the last few days than during that.
And how much is what to fix?
>>709262710
I have so so so many though!
>>709262802
he sounds like a retard, is he? also why would one want a shep, its all about huskys and 90 wolf/fox/coyote
>>709262853
>can't even read what i was saying
>calls me shit at speaking/typing in english
>is an idiot
tsunyun please
im still waiting for my nnid to transfer before i put any money on the ds i might buy senran just so i can play my waifu all day
>>709263017
yup
hows pulp fiction? like r8ing so far
>>709263064
don't be a fag and sort them according to theme or situation they would be used for by using many folders and subfolders
>>709262710
Shitposted, but I mean spammed or furry posting.
>>709263064
Your car, didn't you say it had a problem? And are you okay now? Emotionally I mean.
>>709263322
>Implying
I have 2,700+ pictures, all in one folder. I manage just fine.
>>709263322
well already seen it but its still pretty good
>>709263017
Kek that's an odd way of saying it's a great movie
>>709263322
>Is a Mexican
>All his arguments on English are automatically invalid
Snek pls
Always a safe option to play with your waifu
I would if I could
>>709263504
ive already seen it though and i know whats going to happen.
>>709263559
koko
>>709263378
Not really a problem per say, but I have some things I want changed out on it. The mechanic just isn't answering the phone, and is never there when I go buy, so I called my dad and we SHOULD be able to change them out ourselves.
And I've stabled out enough that I don't wanna jump from my work.
>>709263378
thats true, have we been getting furries? other than that one furry poster with the feet dancing shit post one at the start of each thread
>>709263385
get more and love them and cherish them forever
i have about only 250-400 hikage pics and about 1/5(at the worst) are variants or alternates of sorts
>>709263446
i might watch it after clockwork orange
>>709263504
>is a windmill
>wasn't even born into the english language in UK or USA
>not even within 10 miles of growing up in one of those areas
>all his arguments are more invalid than mine when it comes to the english language
tsunyun please
ill play with her all day bby don't you worry, but man you got alot more art than me so theres that
>>709263322
He got a full black Shep pup for cheap, and he didnt train our lab at all. It was my mum, me and my other brother, the one who has properly trained the pit x staff. So the Shepbro was basically 'firstdoglol' with the hardest to train, while the other brother got a family friendly mutt.
>>709263764
I see. At least your dad is gonna help you with it. Hey Makoto, don't feel sad like that. Your life is worth more than love and it'll become much more fun when you learn to not live a person but love everyone.
>hugs and kisses makoto on the forehead
>>709263823
I mean we get spammed with stuff every once in awhile. Sometimes with bbc or some other dumb stuff. The worst kind of shitposting is derailing thread kind.
>>709263675
Then why are you rewatching it, so many other good movies or animu you have to watch
>>709263823
>Is a Mexican
Sorry snek but I out please you
And that's not that weird mirai Nikki is quite popular and yuno is a famous yandere, thus resulting in a lot of artwork
>>709263823
I will in a while. I get new pics in bulk, since every time i get a new one, it screws up the sorting on my phone. So I opt to get them in batches.
>>709264208
Ya, taking it over there early-ish, and hoping we can swap it all out in a day. If not, I'll be back to bike riding till it's fixed.... plus, I just don't like leaving my car out like that.
I do love everyone, just some more than others. But hey, I'm stable now. It was just kinda high emotions hitting all at once that messed me up.
>Wewew
>>709264659
Mako is so fucking qt!!!
>>709264625
i dont want to pay too much attention though. i think ill go lay down and play on my phone for a few more hours and then sleep
Here am I
>>709264720
Oh alright just some background noise while you're on the thread?
Have fun I guess
>>709264814
Morning
well im gonna gp goodnight faggoats
>>709263849
well one brother was leucky and the other unlucky and dumb, why do you let his dog near your guys dogs
>>709264180
maybe
>>709264208
the scii is gone now i think unless they have chan pass so theres that other than that yea we get copypastas and shit. i don't think i see much derailing other than the pastas and shit, maybe sometimes rollings or lewds but lewds are negligible, maybe ERP which is gay
>>709264625
>windmill
sorry tsunyun but your on a lower level you don't even live in USA you can't even bask in the glory of god emperor trump
but at least i get to play hikage unlike you who can't play yuno
:^))
>>709264659
good you better get more
>getting them on mobile
get them on pc and then transfer to mobile is what i do for pics
>>709264889
i wont but what am i going to do
>>709264991
sleep well
>>709264889
Just had sleep paralysis :c
> fuck you bro - brain
Good morning kiddos
>>709265092
>tumblr
>kiddos
HE HE HE!
>>709264991
Because its the only friendly contact that dog gets.
>>709265092
>kiddos
Plz
>>709264708
Yes she is.
>>709264991
I so that, that's WHY they get messed up. Apple a shit after all.
>>709265232
What's wrong kiddo? :^)
>>709265212
>>709265232
All I did was say one word
>>709264659
I see. Did you know that I barely learned how to ride a bike when I was 18?
I just don't want you to do anything stupid. I struggled and almost did stupid things that would not even give me the chance to regret it.
>gives makoto a goodnight kiss on the forehead
It's a sign of platonic love in asian cultures!
>>709265330
>you
>calling me kiddo
Pleb. Come back when you earn more than min wage :^)
>>709265363
>one
Plz
>>709265363
If I say the word "Nigger" in the hood, shit would turn out not nice.
All I would say is one word mate. One word.
>>709265363
And there in sparked some hate gj bud.
>>709265399
>>709265421
>>709265525
Lmao what's wrong with the word kiddo? It's at the end of the Navy Seals copypasta that everyone uses
>>709265382
My friend doesn't know how to ride a fucking scooter and he's 22. So I'd believe it.
I won't. As much as I'd want to, there's some kind of fail safe going on in my head that just won't let me do anything like that. It's the whole reason I've never cut, done drugs, drank heavily, or anything of that sort.
>Platonic
Awwwwww. /pout
>>709265399
I earn a whole $0.50 more than minimum you wannabe chef!
>>709265621
Nothing wrong with it really. They're just old.
>>709265621
Because you say it in a normal sentence in front of adults, while the other thing is a copy pasta.
Copypastas are just a form of shitpost that you just ignore, unless it's original and funny.
>>709265621
>navy
Plz
>>709265697
>wannabe
Plz. I can cook better than people have been their whole life.
>>709265621
exactly why and your too dumb kiddo, so don't claim best jojo girl
sleeping fr now
>hikage
[i want more (you)'s]
>>709265697
>>709265736
>>709265767
>>709265779
You guys are buzzkills. I'm going back to sleep.
>>709265873
We still love you ;^)
>>709259344
I dunno.
But seeing Makoto being a slut every single thread, and a lot more people doing the same thing over and over again gets inane really quick.
>>709265940
Speak for your self
>>709265767
You can't even cook a cup of noodles. :^)
>>709265971
Hey, it's not EVERY thread...in fact, I haven't been doing it much at all as of late.
>>709266030
So you don't like him/her?
>>709266090
Manslut.
>>709265873
>buzzkill
Plz
>>709265971
True.
>>709266090
I bet you couldn't ride a moped :^)
>>709266289
>Moped
Never again. Worst freeway ride of my life.
>>709266371
How deep would you like a cock in your ass?
Honestly.
>>709266371
I win the triggering round.
night
>>709266402
Hey Alice
Slow day on thread?
Miho claimed
>>709266851
Pretty much.
>>709266683
Long time.
>>709266982
>claiming from strike witches
seriously... go watch some actually GOOD anime, then come back to /waifu/ and try again.
>>709266984
Aww, well that's no fun...
>>709266984
Long time my ass.
If you had namesync, you would've see togame is always here, being as autistic as he gets and shitposting.
>>709267180
If you knew me, you'd know that I mainly post on mobile. Fuck setting that up on mobile.
>>709267158
Slow threads are comfy.
Claimed.
>>709266563
Yo kitty, what's good?
>I should shoop a Chen cap on this
>>709257882
That isn't the Rem you know.
I am.
>>709267302
It's mamae
>>709266984
Long time indeed. How've you been?
>>709267318
I just bought some filters because I remained without any to inject my tabacco.
Would probably start doing some drawing for the lab tommorow. How about you?
Erica claimed
>>709267180
No! Your words are truly like a knife piercing my heart
>>709267318
Hallo, it's been awhile. How's it been?
>>709267511
Thats a big file!
>>709267297
I suppose they are pretty cozy.
So what are you up to?
>>709267302
smile.jpg
>>709267457
Were you rolling without filters for a while? Or did you just run out yesterday or something?
Just getting on the bus to go to school. What's your lab entail?
>>709267532
Quiet, for the most part. School is an occasional loud flare though.
How have you been?
>>709267426
Im considering the surgery by the day due to the fact that a bag will be less painful.
>>709267583
Trying to think of what to do, sleep or whatever. Got asked for a card to buy whiskey for the first time in over a year. Felt bad because it was on my bedside table.
>>709267708
Hello Rory how are you?
>>709267583
Gar-
>>709267649
been good there?
I've been well just busy, not quite ready to start posting here frequently but for today yes.
>>709267830
Oh
>>709267708
Well in my case surgery was not really an option, becasue the tumor woo far down, but I recomend it if you can.
>>709267367
So that other person was just a clone? >>709260487
Oh wow. Too he honest, I was kind of nervous at first, when I heard that cc was 29, and tavi was married. But its much more reassuring to hear that there is people my age in this thread.
>>709267868
School been going okay. Whether I am doing well or not is still up for debate in some of my classes. I have a final on Wednesday for AC circuits, and I can fail it completely and still pass, which is nice.
What have you been up to that keeps you so busy?
I just saw a fire truck with the ladder fully extended. I never realised just how big they are
>>709267708
Hmm... Well I'd definitely recommend sleep if nothing else seems particularly appealing.
>>709267868
Work been treating you well?
>>709268163
I'm sure you're doing well. Just study and you do fine.
That's awesome, got good grades in there or it doesn't matter.
Just mainly work, have make that money unfortunately.
They can, I've seen them in action them before, pretty cool.
CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN TAKEN YET. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS.
