FEMANONS OF /B POST YOUR:
1) Age
2) Height
3) Weight
4) Bra size
5) Largest cock you've had
Let's see what kind of girls are on here
Dont forget:
Tits or GTFO.
>>709249100
virgin
23
5'3"
115 lbs
34B
8 inches I think
>>709249864
Femanon, right...
x=(5² + 3³+√324)/³√8
5'9"
152
38DD
8.5"
>>709249100
>Age
20
>Height
5'7"
>Weight
58kg / 127lbs
>Bra size
B
>Largest cock you've had
8"
>>709249100
>Largest cock you've had
You might as well ask a fucking monkey that question. Women are the worst at guessing dick sizes.
>>709250608
Oh fuck my sides
>>709249864
>>709250471
>>709250561
lol @ all these 'women' saying they have had 8+ when the most common dick size on the planet is less than 6.
>>709250708
Lol @ your small dick
>>709250708
Let me guess... you must have a huge footlong nigger dick?
19
5'3"
110lbs
32b
7"
>>709250770
I highly doubt your dick can be measured in inches
>>709250708
Some serious butt hurt knowing if you ever do get laid there's a 90% chance she's had bigger?
>>709250708
You asked for largest, not average
18
1.68 m
49 kg
75C (it's different from America's system)
i've only had 1 dick - 17 cm
>>709249100
thats a racist post, you should be ashamed
>>709250770
>>709250912
>>709251220
LOL @ these dumb cunts trying to imply they have 8+ inches.
19
5'2"
115 lbs
34B
About 9 inches. I only date blacks hence the size.
>>709251507
Awwwwww poor little man, go back home to mommy haha.
>26
>5'5
>150
>C36
>about 8 1/2 inches
>>709251255
^ this
>>709250708
When you have lots of experience, you come across less common sizes. One of my girlfriends said she had had three two-inch dicks in her past.
>>709251633
>I only date blacks
Why?
>>709252222
This.
The more you get the more diverse it becomes. Id say the average for me has been 5-6 inches but ive had bigger..
Big dick isnt THAT rare
Average number of sexual partners is 4, average penis size is 5.1, average 4chan user is overweight looser. The numbers in this thread don't add up.
>>709249100
20
4'11
115 pounds (sounds fat but it's actually muscle, /fit/ here and lift everyday)
b cup
Virgin
30
5'5"
135
36b
Around 6-7
>>709252407
>virgin
I can FTFY...
>>709252399
4...? Lol well slutty ol me
>>709250213
hey I have those speakers
ITT: A bunch of creepy fat basement dwellers jacking off to the thought of some stranger online believing they are a woman.
>>709251276
got snap?
>>709250471
Damn you're old
>>709252538
Noooooo i want to acheive wizard status
Anyway I heard lots of guys didn't like virgins past a certain age cause you have to teach them everything, don't know if IG counts these days cause all the porn out there tho
>>709250213
I got scared to shit just then. That looks like my setup and looks kinda like me. I don't remember taking this pic.
But then I remembered I don't own a nintendo thing, and my dick is like twice that size
>>709252643
The less upfront a woman is about her age, the older she is.
>>709252407
You sound hot. Pics?
>>709252648
m8 I'm like 21 and a virgin, you get to teach them the correct way to do it. is not that bad.
>>709252648
Virgins are preferred, rare breed
>>709252648
Lazy guys dont wanna teach, but some of us are down for the investment...
>>709249100
>Scrolls thru thread
>No tits
>Shit-tier thread
>>709252681
2 x 0 is still 0...
>>709252942
Fun to dick her down where no guy has before
>>709253010
He clearly has some penis. or are you blind?
1) 15
2) 5'3
3) 116
4) 32b
5) none yet
>>709253049
I haven't fucked a virgin since I was a virgin. Feels bad man...
ITT: a lot of young, slim femanons who have had big cocks.
But no proof of anything.
>>709253049
Do you think only virgin guys should get with virgin girls? Would a relationship like that last longer? Maybe we should hold guys to the standard we hold chicks when it comes to sex, I don't want my little sister getting with some Chad when she hits puberty. Would rather her be with a guy who's had few to no partners
>>709253075
hyperbole for sake of humor
>>709251276
U sound gorgeous <3
Tits or gtfo!
>>709253179
Lol well i never said i was slim
>>709253216
Thats fine, we need sluts and we need normies. Let the sluts fuck each other silly, and let regular people hold off for the right person. relationships last longer that way anyway
>>709253179
Girls care more about their looks to attract guys with big meaty cocks and this site is overrun with underage neets
Info checks out. Besides, this site is anonymoose
>>709253108
Stay golden
>>709253108
UNDERAGE! mods mods mods!
>>709251276
meters? Kilograms? 75C?!
This is why eurohoes can't get American men, your stats read like a John Deere tractor ad...
>>709253108
want one ;) whats yo snap
>>709253108
TITS
OR
GET
THE
FUCKING
PUSSY
OOOOUUUUUUUT
those are your choices little girl. Pussy or tits
>>709253245
but its not funny, you can't make non-factual jokes about math
>>709253408
>eurohoes can't get American men
As if
>>709253489
>its not funny
says the guy who has to convince potential sexual partners that a micropenis is still technically a penis.
>>709251633
You fucking racist piece of shit , how dare you discriminate against people based solely on the color of their skin , shame on you
>>709253120
Bruh I thought melenials aren't fucking or dating. What's with all these young chicks who've had cock???? Not the biggest dickie you've flickied da wickie too.
>>709253626
Not skin color. Never skin color. Just dick size.
>>709253408
At least it makes sense (unlike your "5.1inch= 1feet, 13.8 feet = 1yard, 53.9yards =1mile,.. wtf?)
>>709251633
So are you a single mom who suffers abuse at the hands of her partners or a single with HIV who suffers abuse at the hands of her partners ?
>>709253668
I'm 30, I'm not a millennial...
And millennials might not be dating, but they're ALL fucking...
>>709251633
Lol coalburner, enjoy being a used up single mother to a useless future criminal shitskin and abandoned by your friends and family
You seriously think you can look into the eyes of a kid who will look nothing like you and love them??? Lol you're gonna end up raped and beaten or killing yourself and you deserve that
Say goodbye to your future and all your happiness, whore
>>709253484
Chill
>>709253791
As a millennial, half and half. They arent fucking that much
>>709253842
The potential of a virgin slutty 15 year old makes me want to SHOOT HOT CUUUUUUM
MY BALLS ARE FILLED WITH CUUUUUUUM
>>709253344
>info checks out
Nothing checks out. I mean if you choose to think there are lots of hot slim girls on /b/ on any random night, then go for it
>>709253614
>>709253969
Ya, cause this website isn't a fucking secret anymore you goddamn idgit. Lots of people know about it, I'm sure all sorts use this site.
>>709253957
somebody turn the hose on this autist, for the love of god...
1) 18
2) 5'4
3) 110
4) 32 C
5) 14 Inches
Not that hard to make this shit up
>Starting a thread with the intention of trolling subtley by making people vent their insecurities and projections
Not a bad thread tbh. Well done, OP.
>>709253957
....ok you're scaring me now
>>709253108
Do you masturbate? Have you ever inserted anything in your pussy or nah? Just curious cause you said you're a virgin
>>709254091
14 INCHES, SHIT!
>>709252222
Chekd
>>709254129
Yup
I'm a human after all I have needs
>23
>5 foot 3 or something
>230 pounds (ya, ya...)
>DD cup
>like 4 inches, some Vietnamese dude from Pennsylvania
>>709254214
Just like everybody else does
14
4'8"
85lbs
28A
No weewees, but I've gotten my whole left foot in there
>>709254214
Do you masturbate to young people like you or do you imagine being older and having sex with mature guys or what do you even think about?? I didn't start til I was 16, but I jerked it to pretending to be 20 and sleeping with another 20 year old
>>709254348
Ya shit is broken yo
20
5'2"
165
40DD
7 1/2?
>>709254348
What the Fuck
Where did you even get the idea to do something like that
>>709254418
Teehee, I'm a gymnast, very flexy
Feets are tiny, parents been binding them since before I could walk
>12
>5'2
>112
>My prepubescent body still doesn't development them
>I'm 12 and what is that
>>709254260
Finally some real anonettes in here!
>>709254499
Asian?? Pics¿
>>709250608
underrated post
>>709253614
it is technically a penis though...
Mine, however, is not
>>709254456
prove it shortstack
>>709254554
Shes 14 you cocksucker
>>709254499
Thinking about you doing that makes my uterus hurt like pins and needles
>>709254554
Korean! I look like this:
- . -
>>709254376
Uhm... honestly I fantasize about having sexual encounters with older girls
/troll thread
>>709254633
And? I didn't say pussy pics did I, get your mind out of the gutter!
I just want a picture of her hair dropped over her left collar bone. :}
>>709254538
Hahaha well I held off using 4chan for a long time because I hated the interface, but a few years ago I sucked it up
>103r
>41p
>>709254858
Because people are chatting????? Idiot???????????
>>709254160
Proof that idiots will believe anything.
>>709252745
Kek, remember the anon who claimed he acidentally got borned to an Asian loli because his dad heard funnelling cola to a pussy kills the semen?
>>709252407
>virgin
>>709254753
Did you just realize?
>>709254956
I guess im the only one being honest here
>>709254941
Not thay anon but what's with all these other anons impressed with virgin girls, what kinda sluts you hanging around man. Go to church smdh. She could be ugly too
>>709254915
Is there a screen shot of that?
>>709254915
Why would dad just have him aborted
>>709254047
>believing the people in this thread, like the grils who say they're putting their feet up their vaginas
You sir are the idgit
>>709255091
Even if there is, I don't have it. He said it on 1st January of 2016 on /v/, I remember that thread alright.
>>709254709
c-cute! I look like this:
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>>709255196
I never I said I believed that one kek
You're reaching. I'm sure there arent thousands or hundreds of femanons, maybe like 100 or so. Half have got to be salvageable girls
But this is an anon site so of some bitch wants to say he's an azn 14 yr old with a loose pussy LET EM lmao
>>709255034
>>709254709
>>709254499
>>709254456
>>709254348
>>709254214
>>709253791
>>709252407
>>709251890
>>709251633
>>709251276
Y'all need to kik me with timestamped photos. I'll distribute for proof.
kik:zog34
19
5'9
165kg
80c
18cm
I'm the average "hey wanna play video games and fuck" kinda girl
>>709255218
Isn't that off topic for V
>>709254612
I'm in class ;-;
>>709249283
Tits or GTFO doesn't apply when the thread is directly related to them. Learn the goddamn rules, fucktard.
Ok I'll be honest:
26
5'5"
140lbs
38C
Never measured a bfs dick, but biggest was definitely the white guy. Something like 8"
>>709255378
>I'm not like other girls :)
21
5'5"
128lbs
34C
8"
Aggressively kekin' at people who believes the things posted in this thread are real
>>709255425
The question was if anyone managed to get their parents into vidya. He said his mom got interested in some monster girl fucking sim shit he was playing, and so the topic went on.
>>709255445
That's a highschool text. You're lying about your age?
>>709255378
at 165kgs? You are 3 average "hey wanna play video games and fuck" kinda girls rolled into one hambeast at that size :P
>>709249100
Oh look. It's the degenerate muritards pretending to be girls online again.
Seriously what is in the water over there that makes you want to pretend to be a chick online??
>>709255578
>he didn't put asterix around his action
>mfw
*has a good laugh at other anon's expense*
>>709250708
and yet your brain questions big dick size and you wonder why some dude get ridiculous pussy
>>709255578
Granted some is probably fake but my shit is fairly average....idk why it would be fake
>>709255621
>88KB
KEK
>>709249100
1) 19
2) 5'3
3) 120lbs
3) 31D
4) I have a 5 inch feminine penis, but when I was born I guess it was <1inch? I don't understand the question.
>>709255727
Fag. Get mental help
>>709255445
show us your kitty naughty girl
>>709255621
Well if i had a pen/pencil/eyebrow pencil close by id provide a timestamp.
You guys seriously need to stop thinking /b/ is your secret little boys club lol
>>709255813
it's a meme you dip
>>709251132
.1" is still " ...
>Inb4OnlyPretendingToBeRetarded
>>709255813
>gender dysphoria
>doesn't believe in racial dysphoria
can't pick only one
>>709255727
> I don't understand the question.
I don't understand the answer.
>>709255445
more!
>>709255986
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHORES GET OUT NO GIRLS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEE GIRLS SHOULD BE SCHOOLED AWAY FROM BOYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MGTOW GIRLS BELONG TO THEIR FATHERS
>>709253714
Umm yeah way fucking off, you know the Internet has more than traps for you to jack it to?
By "more" I mean a vast amount of knowledge to sample from
>>709255986
>>709255445
Spread your legs a bit. Your skin looks very smooth an even tone, would love to run my hands up your legs while you're in class. Do you tease your professor?
>>709255473
Tits or GTFO is always relevant since there are no girls on the internet newfag.
>>709256362
girl = guy in real life
>>709256125
>when constructionists try to use science.
28
5'5
115
34b
9ish
Been with less than a dozen men but honestly haven't had any micro penis. All eight or above ~lucky I guess?
>>709256451
So you are all mentally ill faggots?
Sounds about right.
>>709250708
Just so you know, this chart is pretty accurate. Just because I've had an 8.5 doesn't mean it was the best.
>>709253957
It's... it's too late anon. You missed the boat like the rest of us
>>709255378
>363 pounds
Pics?
>>709253791
It breaks my black heart to tell you this, but apparently all of us born after 1981 are considered millennials, I grew up believing I was gen X and I have a gem X attitude, but I'm the eyes of the elders I'm not
>>709255378
>hnggggg
Always wanted a girl like that. All my college fuckbuddies are too cool for videogames :(
>inb4 its a dude
29
5'2"
160lb
36 DDD
i guess 9 or 10 inches
>>709255585
>>709256707
>709256707
kek
>>709256840
"She's" over 350 pounds anon
>thirsty virgin
>>709256902
Please post pictures of your upper body in modest clothing
>>709256902
>i guess 9 or 10 inches
>tfw 5.5''
why even live
I actually have sex and its just not very enjoyable
>>709249100
where's the unshopped pic?
>>709255585
Holy shit I just realized I put 100kg too much on there lmao
>>709256952
Ya I just noticed the kg thing. I thought it was lbs at first. My b.
I really genuinely do want a cute gamer girlfriend though. I just never get the hot nerdy girls-- if they even exist
>>709255565
>average
>"not like other girls"
How does your logic work
>>709257221
Oh they do but guys are just quick to call them fake nerds the moment they utter anything even remotely nerdy.
>>709257221
Wait don't give up hope on her yet anon
Plot twist
>>709257182
She's not a whale!
>>709256840
Yeah I recently found a dude to have fun with, it's really an awesome lifestyle tbh
Also mb about the kgs, I'm 65kg and dumb
20
5'5.5
125
32DD
Never measured. Going to guess 7inches. I could maybe swallow half of it.
>>709257288
>I'm a cool girl I just want vidya and sum fuc
>other girls: makeup, dresses, long hair, gossip
>me: video games, pot, beer, sports :))
>I'm not like other girls ;))
>>709257221
I'd say I'm like a little above average hot, nothing amazing, but I've been told I'm pretty "charming" nontheless, whatever that means
>>709257634
Means you're a smarmy bitch who thinks she's sassy
19
165cm (yes yurofag)
55kg (yes yurofag)
75D
22cm
>>709257587
Dude it's not like I said I'm a tomboy lmao
I gossip just as much as any other bitch
>>709257382
Yaaay. It's my internet dream come true!!! Now we can meet through the internet and both end up disappointed.
>>709257435
That's cool. Do you ever recreate that old gif where a couple did cowgirl while playing LoL or something like that? I think that's one of my life goals
>>709256902
>>709257031
>>709257045
>>709257698
Lol pretty spot on, gj anon
>>709252222
Checked
>>709249100
21
5,9"
117lbs
34b
5inch
>>709257734
It's no timestamp (at Uni) but have some tits
>>709257746
Never. I do demand sex if(when) I win a Rocket League match though. Also when I lose.
Know what you mean, I used to want to try it, but now it just seems a bit too impractical
>>709257932
Do you live in Korea?
>>709257990
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>709258054
Oh because 5 inches is small
>>709249100
just found out that with the proper measuring technique i have an 8 incher. feels goodman. but stabbing yourself with a ruler feels kinda retarded.
enjoy your measuring boys.
18
5ft
80lbs
DD
18 inches
>>709257634
blerrghh
ok yeah, post a pic?
Let me grieve my lack of nerd love.
>>709257181
Make America a Lady Again, a beautiful transgender Lady
This thread is bumming me out - my cock is only 5.75 "
>tfw knowing my future wife probably nutted from manhandling a monster at some point in her past.
>>709249100
19
5'2"
135 lbs
36B
5 inches (Jap)
26
5' 10"
179 lbs
36 D
8.5"-9" (Husband)
>>709257936
Well, dayum.
>>709250708
>when the most common dick size on the planet is less than 6.
Mistaking an average with 'most common' is kinda stupid anon.
>>709257936
dam giiiirl. You poop with that ribcage?
....
>sweat.jpg
>>709258220
dude 80% in this thread are trolls and the rest are women who have no concept of measurement. People don't even know how to measure their dicks either, measuring from under the dick and all that shit. Enjoy your fully good penis. (also how hard you can get is very important too)
>>709258240
Why would you ever fuck a Japanese guy? Isn't that boring?
hurr durr, no matter what white bitches are best...
>>709257967
lol. I'm actually involved with a girl who kinda sounds like you. I can never match her libido.
You could at least do the "forking" thing. Where it's like spooning but inside. I feel like that would be fun
>>709258220
kek
>>709258319
For the record i work at subway so im used to seeing a 6 incher or a footlong. I know my inches bro
>>709258152
I've seen dogs shorter than that
>>709258319
I can back this up. I over estimate dicks. I'm usually giving them an extra 1/2-1".
>>709258129
Bad news friend. Bone pressed is not legit. Still though you must be like 7'', so I guess you're set
>>709258403
It was highschool and I didn't have many options. It wasn't bad
>>709258449
Yeah like each with a computer? THAT I've always wanted to do, like feel a naked body up against yours while beating the shit out of the ball in RL
>>709258220
>iktfb
But I agree with >>709258319
Women don't really have a good perception of length most of the time. But a short dick still sucks. That's just the reality
>>709258532
yeah but they don't, knowwhamsayin? all the numbers here are skewed.
>>709258307
Girls don't poop
>>709253408
metric is so much better.. even your retarded us scíentist have to use it.
>>709258676
Yep. But I've literally never had a girl who wanted to. And I've tried occasionally
>>709258756
Well maybe some dont
But i do know my inches and i got my 8.5 incher
>>709249100
Fuck off faggot, send us another pic of your load all over your mommy's titz
>>709258860
Any idea what the girth/circumference is like?
One of the girls I've been spending time with recently has a history of getting around quite a bit. I'm fairly certain I'm the shortest guy she's ever been with (in both senses of the word) but she keeps hitting me up all the time and I have no idea why
>>709252692
Underrated post. Damn true.
>>709259112
The upper arms and elbows always tell the story, son
>>709258860
Isn't the "tits or gtfo" thing meant for verification she's actually a girl?
Doesn't that mean "dick or gtfo" would be a rule for guys claiming they have a huge dick?
>>709249100
>1) Age
19
>2) Height
4 ft. 8 (i think)
>3) Weight
124 lbs
>4) Bra size
Can't remember, but i think it was large B's? I wear sports bras so idk. Big though.
>5) Largest cock you've had
Had a 8inch-er (with decent girth) at some point. Got a small puss so it was a bit much, sadly.
>>709259072
cause you're a good fuck. Size is like 30% of the deal and if you're above 5-5.5" you're fine and it's up to the rest of your game.
Hell who hasn't dumped girls for being shit in bed, despite being 8/10 or more?
>>709259072
I have to say im probably not the best judge in that department...my fingers couod wrap around it all the way but i feel like ive been able to do that with all the dicks ive had.
Length really have nothing to do with your performance (as long as its not a micro dick) girth play a slightly bigger part but not much..its all about how you use it.
The 8.5 onch dude was probably the 3rd worse one i had
>>709257770
not bad. any moar?
Seems like all the no-life /btardettes without exception are having considerably above average dick. Yes, that makes perfect sense.
>>709259182
What? I never said I HAVE the i 8.5...im saying ive fucked an 8.5
>>709259182
That's not why its a thing but we should totally make that the thing. I really miss the full homo culture from /fit/
>>709259233
Maybe. You dumped an 8/10 for being bad at sex?
>>709259212
>cant remember
>large Bs
Lol confirmed man
>>709259405
I plan on getting a reduction or straight up chopping them off in a few years, so i really dont care. And i dont need measurements for anything but band size for sports bras.
>>709259259
Really? I always find that hard to believe, cause can't the larger ones easily hit the back walls? (or cervix if you're into that)
/thread
>>709259533
>thinking B is big
Once again confirmed man
>>709259533
You're a MAN'S MAN, MAN
tits or gtfo
>>709255119
Cost of abortion > cost of Pepsi
>>709259533
>19
>only sports bras
>only B-cups
>complains they're too big
sensible
It's too bad that one nerd girl left though. I was tempted to ask her for her snap or something. I am cute nerd starved atm
>>709259560
>5''
>14%
Welp
>>709259560
Those numbers are for flaccid dicks, we're talking erect dicks you idiot.
Does your gf ever see you limp? I'm sure your bf doesn't.
>>709259404
yup, but she wasn't that nice a person either. i mean she was boring and we didn't really sync.
Sex was shit. awesome bod too, perfect tits but when all you get to do is missionary, chests pressed together her body don't matter cause all you're seeing is her hair and face and shit. Also most of the time i could only go like 1/4th in cause that was what felt best for her. Anytime i tried to do something fun she was like "sorry, that don't do it for me".
Fuck that bitch, what a waste of potential.
>>709259703
>>709259703
B's are all i remember, last time i checked was years ago. They're probably bigger honestly. Large tits seem to run in my family.
I would post pics but its 2am and dark and if im gonna post my tits, i want them to be a good picture. Too tired to get up, got work in a few hours.
>>709259848
your tryhard is showing
>>709259552
>the back walls
Lmfao aww youre adorable.
Picture a vagina like this...a squishy flexible tube with a tiny donut at the end that closes of the rest of the tube.
That "tube" is only about 4 inches long.
When we get aroused it makes room for a dicks length but it doesnt mean its gonna stretch out to like 9 inches...if you got a 5 incher and up you will hit that donut end (the cervix)
And if you DO have a huge dick the vagina is squishy and can shift to take it...though granted your cervix being punched over and over doesnt feel great...it can really fuck you up and even make you bleed.
Basically unless you are about 2 inches you will more than likely hit that cervix bro
>>709259848
>a flaccid 13.5" dick
You're autistic pls stop
>>709259869
Ah that sounds rough
I feel like most of the girls I'm involved with are just like "tell me what to do" or something. I did have one girl with a lot of hangups but that was horrible
Can you post a pic of her?
>>709259984
please go to a gynecologist if your cervix is bleeding from sex. it's probably nothing, but my recent fuck had the same and it turned out she had cellular changes. Not cancer, you know the before cancer stages.
99% of the time it's nothing though so don't worry. But please go.
>>709260132
lol no, i'm not like the rest of the idiots here. sorry man
>>709259291
OP did ask for largest dick. Maybe some of 'em are going dildo size because we all know 99% of 4chan chicks dont get real dick i mean cmon
>>709260186
I have a tilted uterus.
Which makes large dicks in awkward posistions literally feel like im getting stabbed in the guts and it will immediatly make me hop off and ill cramp up for like an hour till im like back to normal again.
Having your insides literally jabbed can fuck you up a bit especially in my case
>>709259848
autismo
>>709250708
8 inches are not even big, Im like almost 7 inches and consider myself average.
>>709259984
So, I've had a fair amount of partners at this point. I have hit the cervix maybe once, I think.
Also I've talked to girls I've slept with and they agree that how you angle the dick during sex (against the walls of the vag) is important.
Also I have a friend with an 8.5'' and we've shared a partner and he got her off with penetration, while I experienced one of the worst sexual experiences of my life with her
>>709260222
Yeah that's fair. I wouldn't either The curiosity just gets to me sometimes. Also nice trips
>>709260483
yea i checked 'em too
>>709260409
and then there's the bitch i wrote about who only let me go 1/4th in cause that's what she liked. You just gotta find the right match dude.
>>709252407
>4'11
>115 pounds
Do people often mistake you for a midget in a Jabba the Hut costume?
better than tinder! plenty of fucking horny sluts of your city on http://klick.one/a6yac
>>709260350
The real question is why the fuck hentai gotta go so deep... Like shit, they always hit the cervix and the chick thinks its the best thing
>>709260409
>knowing the size of your friends dick down to the tenth of an inch
Gayness
>>709252616
I'm not jerking, don't believe any of these are women, live on the 5th floor and I'm not fat
>>709260589
The answer: it's a kids cartoon with fucking
>>709254536
U sound hot pics?
>>709260616
Ya but I can only deep throat it to a half of an inch :(
>>709260589
I think the liking of being punched in the cervix isnt nearly as concerning as the tentacles and shit but thats just me
>Age
19
>Height
5"9'
>Weight
60kg
>Bra size
dont use bras
>Largest cock you've had
eh 20cm or something
>>709249100
17
5'2"
120 lbs
28D
11 inches or so
>>709260718
Its also Japan, and they know everything about perv so we can trust.
>>709260703
I want to believe that there are hot nerd women out there. I've just got to anon. It's what keeps me going
>>709260850
you get fucked by horses ? nice, pics plz
>>709254499
go be retarded somewhere else
>>709260897
same here, but its impossible to encounter because life.
in no-life there is no encounter
>>709260850
>11 inches or so
Taking 11'' of dick at 17. Man I missed out in high school
>>709254499
you make me moist
>>709254348
>14
>>709259848
Autism.jpg
>>709257221
you're clearly a noob, cute is where it's at mate
>>709260974
Library is a good spot to flirt with nerd girls at college. Honestly most of my college is nerdy (we don't even have frats) but I just never found a cute girl who was into:
>video games
>also my penis
>>709257182
65kg is still fucking fat
>>709260996
It's my dads.
20
5'
90lbs.
32C
7"
>>709249100
18
5'2
112 lbs
B
I dont know, I dont measure them, but I think 7.5 ish
>>709261162
>>709261162
140lbs at 5'9'' isn't bad
>>709261156
where I'm at libraries are mostly empty and the people where are there are cramming and/or legit studying or just getting books and leaving.
no encounter
>>709255700
If you'd ever gotten laid, you'd realize that girls typically don't see your cock until long after they've already decided to put out. Unless your date is psychic or has x-ray vision, having a cock the size of a garbage can won't make any difference in your odds. Repeat customers are a different story, of course.
>>709261286
Its sometimes still worth a shot. Just smile and ask if they want some company for a bit. People are looking for excuses to procrastinate, and you'd be surprised how open people can be sometimes
>>709255727
>2) 5'3
>3) 120lbs
You'd be disgusting even if you were a girl
>>709261270
oink oink
I'm glad I'm not in America
>>709261400
nah, it would be very rude for a stranger to interrupt people like that and waste their time
>>709249100
22
184 cm
64 kg
b
20 cm
idk american units
>>709258220
>wife probably nutted
before the gender reassignment surgery?
>>709261400
remedies to my boredoms aren't worth them getting distracted from studies
>>709261400
Don't forget your fedora
>>709261677
Fuck you - women can bust a nut too. I dated a Jewish girl once and she would blow her wad almost every time as long as she was on top. It was great because after that I felt like "mission accomplished " and I could just have my way with her until I got my rocks off.
>>709261959
What exactly do you think "nut" refers to, you fucking retard?
>>709249100
26
6'1
120lb
34dd
0
not into boys
>>709262018
Lanky skeleton btard isn't into boys. Imagine my shock.
>>709262018
>>709261670
we could make turbo awkward lanklet children
>>709262095
ur not very nice anon
life problems?
>>709262018
22
5'4"
125lbs
36C
Longest was probably near 7 and it was the best sex ever. I had a shorter but fatter one tho and I couldn't handle it
>>709261996
Having an orgasm. Why what do YOU think it means?
19
5'0"
140 lbs
32D
10 inches, it was glorious
>>709261934
I have definitely gotten with at least five or six girls I met in the library. One of whom I seriously dated.
>>709262661
>I had a shorter but fatter one tho and I couldn't handle it
Please ellaborate. Also why was it the best sex ever?
>>709263475
That dick was 1/6 of your height. Just wanted that out there
>>709263660
it didn't even fit in the first time because it was too thick
2nd time we tried i managed to bleed on his dick
after a while of trying to strech myself out with toys we made it work though we were only able to go balls deep once.
his dick reached well past my belly button, it was almost comical
10/10 would want to be dicked down again
>>709263600
The longer but thinner guy was just really good in bed. He started really slowly, was a really good lover, and we got along well. When we had sex he filled me totally up.
The fatter one stretched me out too much and just kind of rammed it in without working me up to get it in.
>>709252558
How many, slut?
