what you buyin?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
what you buyin?
>>709248889
Chair
Rope
Hook
>>709248889
Glenn
Abraham
Killed by Negan
Worms
Brownie Mix
Laxatives.
>>709248889
Ranch Dressing
Bowling Pin
WWE Championship Belt
>>709248889
Donuts
Donut holes
Glue
Ski mask
Gun
Condoms
Easiest choice of my life
Used to work as a cashier so I know for a fact it doesn't matter what you buy, we don't give a shit.
Now if you look and act sketchy then it doesn't really matter what you buy so long as they're unrelated enough. Chopsticks, plunger, bag of soil. Inflatable pool raft, curling iron, hunting arrows. Easy.
(assuming it's one of those Walmarts that sells small pets)
1 rabbit
1 guinea pig
1 set of fake rabbit ears
>>709249138
f u n n y & o r i g i n a l
ant traps
a picture frame
two hoodies
dog food
sleeping pills
vaseline
>>709249163
kek
>>709249149
>no lube or condoms
>>709249162
lies
fucking ladies at walmart stare at me everything I buy condoms
glock 18
student (college) block
dextro energy
Condoms
Knife
Barbie doll
>>709249163
>>709249163
>>709249367
OK that's cuter than I even imagined
Those "all natural calming treats" for pets
Laxitives
Baseball bat
>>709248889
Fish
Baster
Stopwatch
>>709248889
Chicken Sub, hot fries and a sprite
Cause fuck you that's what i want
>>709249310
Disclaimer, sorry.
Old women who work as cashiers judge the shit out of you for everything you buy and forget who you are 5 minutes later.
Unless you're an asshole or literally insane person nobody thinks about you for longer than the transaction takes.
Lub
A child movie
Klenex
Spray paint
New tires
Candy
sleeping or some other pills
a bottle of cheap wine
and condoms
Coat hanger
Home pregnancy test
A Hillary Mask
A Donald Trump mask
Some Condoms
>>709248889
handcuffs
dragon dildo
mustard
all implications implied
>>709249699
pleb version
>>709249724
patrician version
>>709249047
implying there's anyone left who doesn't know
MLP box set
Shake weight
Slip n slide
Blankets
Trash Bags
Lighter Fluid
>>709249149
>>709249333
>>709249765
>>709249783
>>709249699
>no lube
>or condoms
>>709248889
Bleach
Mask
Lube
>>709248889
motor oil
basketball
machette
trust me, it will fit
baseball bat
Glenn doll
Abraham doll
Women's Socks
Butter
Fishing Line
Sock Nunchucks ftw
>lube
>condoms
>glasses
>>709250035
clever
Bananas
KY Jelly
Dog chew-rope
>>709249834
I bet you didn't know that Maggie loses the baby next.
Fag
>>709249802
>dragon dildo
>Walmart
>>709250035
This one is excusable
Skittles
Arizona Tea
Hoodie
>>709248889
huge bottle of alchol
funnel
enema
-My Little Pony Equestria Girls Minis School Pep Rally Twilight Sparkle
-My Little Pony Guardians of Harmony Cheese Sandwich Pony with Party Tank
-My Little Pony Cutie Mark Magic Water Cuties Rarity Figure
GI joe
Barbie
Lubricated Condoms
>all these newfags who didn't see the "no lubes or condoms" part
>>709250260
>being this daft
>>709250035
I know exactly what type of person you are based on this
>>709250260
right
>Wiggles Concert Live DVD
>100 plastic bags
>KY Jelly
>>709250035
im buying Tyrone, Tyrell, and Shaniqua
>>709248889
A toaster
A bath plug
A bottle of vodka
Maxi pads
Pregnancy test
Condomed lubricant >>709250453
Two tubes of cookie dough and a three letter of diet ginger ale
>>709250035
you meta cunt
>>709249138
I love you DJ
>>709248889
A hamster, a plastic tube and some lube.
>> 709248889
Chewbacca mask
Shag rug
10lb can of Crisco
>>709248889
rope
knife
garbage bags
and ask the cashier when she gets off work
Roast beef
Chicken
Pizza
bullets
bullets
bullets
>>709248889
Knife
Garbage bags
Bleach
Vacuum
Plastic bags
Adhesive tape
>>709248889
shoes
ladder
wifi router
alternatively
pool stick
hangers
chalk
Meterstick
Yardstick
Justin bieber duct tape
Disney princess soundtrack cd
24 pack of gatorade
>>709251860
holy fuck wat
4 bottles of baby oil, a slip-n-slide, and a baseball bat
Adult diapers
Rope
Hammer
and ask the cashier when she gets off work
Dragon stuffed plushie
Cherry pie
Chainsaw
>>709248889
duct tape
kazoo
bean bag chair
>>709248889
Hanukkah card
dreidel
pound of bacon
>>709248889
homogenized milk
carrots
twilight by stephanie meyer
hulk hogan action figure
hello kitty notepad
giant pencil
>>709248889
Gluten Free Bread
Gluten Free Flour
Wheat.
playstation 4
baby shoes, never worn
consolation card
Baby Formula
A sippy cup
Rat poison
Cat Food
Cage
Orange Chicken Marinade
Clown mask
Knife
Lye
>topical
Ski mask
Knife
Rubik's Cube
>>709252797
good one
I'd freak the fuck out hahahaha
bagels
>>709252536
>>709250035
God-tier humor. Thanks anon, I needed that chuckle.
>>709253056
What does it mean too stoned
>>709248889
All white velcro shoes
A xl thong
And 50 jars of mayonaise
One time I went to Walmart because I needed some rope for my sons old tire swing and decided to buy some cheap vodka as well, was wearing my after work clothes so I was quite messy as I went through the checkout, then the damn cashiers trys to talk me out of suicide
Literally stood there for 4 minutes trying to explain I wasn't going to kill myself with people behind me, never went to Walmart again
>>709250178
>not living in Detroit
>>709250035
hey dad
>>709249781
>Pick 3 things to freak out the cashier
>Pick 3 things
>3
>Not 2 things
>PICK 3 FUCKING THINGS
Razor blade
Glue
Hairless mole rat
Bundle of rope
Roll of duct tape
Bag of cement
> cat toy
> catnip
> Sriracha hot sauce
>>709248889
I come up to the register with nothing, stair at the cashier for a few awkward moments, then ask them to ring up my items as I have places to be.
>>709249138
Not going to lie I'd stop for this one.
>>709253193
theres tiny print on OP's picture. its easy to miss if you needed glasses but dont have them. it says "no condoms or lube" that anon said condoms, lube abd glasses. implying he needed glasses to see the rules.
>>709252601
Nice
Duck
Concealer
Tomato
>>709253515
Oh I thought there was some reference or something. Thanks based anon
>>709253657
I see what you did there
>>709250302
what type faggot?
>>709248889
zip ties
duct tape
camcorder
>>709253657
Top kek
>>709253735
Ab-
>>709253657
Only old fags will get this
>>709253657
Alright. I need an explanation.
Hockey mask, lube and a hockey stick
>>709254119
Fuck I looked right over the no lube part
>>709253657
>>709251170
Lel
Glue trap
Cat food
lighter fluid
>vodka
>gun
>exactly 1 bullet
>>709249310
Where i live, is weird for a person to buy condoms, usually the womans who sell that dont give a fuck...
cake mix
powdered drain cleaner
one of those "sorry for your loss" cards
>>709248889
1. PS4 for my wifes black kids
2. Penis prison
3. Cuck glasses
>>709249310
Try buying 25 pairs of various panties at 3am as a male
A copy of Zootopia
Tissues
Lotion
>>709253657
I don't get it.
>>709250035
best itt
>>709248889
MLP movie
Tampons
Lipstick
pvc pipe
fertilizer
unscented candles
>>709253255
Kek
Motor Oil
Enema Kit
3" PVC Pipe
A bucket
Gloves
The breastfeeding mothers guide
Hoodie
Bag of skittles
Arizona tea
Bicycle
Cam corder
Jock strap
Breast milk pump
lawnmower
Olde English 40 oz
>>709249310
That's cause they wonder what you're buying them for, considering you're too ugly to fuck a woman
>>709252590
You're specifying that the shoes aren't worn, as if Wal-Mart sells used baby shoes. Idiot.
>>709248889
A jar of mayonnaise
A bible
A pack of condom
Current cashier at work. Almost none of these would freak me out. Seen it all.
>>709259287
>Almost none
Which ones would?
The cashier.
Rope.
And waffles for breakfast the next day.
>>709259639
>>709248889
Toys
Ayy lmao mask
Lube
>>709249652
Respect
pregnancy test
coathanger
booze
>>709253657
KEK
Book about 911
pins
thread
>>709261690
and at checkout you take a picture of her and write down the name on her name tag
condoms
candy
kids
Butter
Butter
I Can't Believe it's Not Butter
a wii
a pc game
an xbox game
lubricated condoms
lubricant remover
condom remover
nuke
lube
china
>>709262386
my fucking sides
shotgun
ammo
photo of the cashier
>>709248889
kleenex
Jergins lotion
Season one of iCarly
>>709262595
>photo of the cashier
Aisle 8, next to the tomatoes.
Walmart cashier here for useless commentary.
>>709249254
You can't buy sleeping pills at walmart. Need a perscription
and 1/10 just not funny.
>>709254940
This is the sort of shit I love
>>709253195
>>709249091
>>709249119
stupid random shit isn't funny
>>709249208
I'm more wondering how these items relate.
>>709249138
Comedy gold
>>709249781
This would be funny if we still sold wire hangars.
>>709249783
ooh thats controversial
>>709249802
they don't sell sex toys beyond some lame mini vibrator bulb.
>>709249840
gotta consider when you get shit for kids we assume you have kids.
>>709262386
sinner
>>709249952
N O
L U B E
>>709263051
>Comedy gold
Seriously? That's been posted again and again and again. It was funny in 2012 but not now.
>>709263194
I don't usually participate in this thread but since I started work at walmart a few months back I figured why the heck not.
Sorry not everyone is in on the joke.
>>709262386
this made me chuckle for once. good one m8.
>>709248889
MLP magazine
Cucumber
Condom
Vodka
Condom
Pin
>>709263051
get back to your cuck porn
New computer
Carton of Mountain Dew
Fedora
>>709263709
that the best you got, faggot?
>>709248889
magnum condoms
an Abe Lincoln mask
a barrel
>>709249047
Glenn isn't even dead yet lol just braindead like you
Toy lightsaber
Lube
Video camera
>>709263051
>stupid random shit isn't funny
I kind of liked the worms/brownies/laxatives one. I don't see it as random, I see it as Anon making wormy poo brownies.
>>709263886
So basically, Halloween party prep?
Butter
Butter
I can't believe it's not butter
>>709249149
>>709249333
>>709249699
>>709249765
>>709249783
>>709249952
>>709250035
>>709250121
>>709250227
>>709250328
>>709250564
>>709254119
>>709259120
>>709260257
>>709262127
>>709262415
>>709263561
>>709263606
>>709263886
>>709264089
>No lube or condoms
>>709259026
I'm very late, but you're a giant fucking retard and you should kill yourself
>>709264318
well, to be fair, >>709250035 was a joke directly addressing how many people were ignoring that rule. if anything, he's probably mocking the same thing you are.
the only difference is that his was funny.
>>709264499
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>>709265515
I always like this one. How many years ago was this originally posted?
Pregnancy test
Gun
Farewell card
KY Lube
baseball bat
duct tape
>>709248889
eggplant lube diapers
>>709248889
Cucumber
Magnums
Shrek 2 on Bluray
>>709265908
Around 2010 i think lol
>>709248889
Bullets
Rope
Child's ballerina costume
>>709248889
Cling wrap
Hacksaw
KY/lube
