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Your first roll times 3,000 determines your midichlorian count.

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Your first roll times 3,000 determines your midichlorian count. How do you compare against these Jedi?

Anakin Skywalker - 27,000
Yoda - 17,000
Luke Skywalker - 15,000
Aenon Jurtis - 14,200
Shintor Beerus - 13,900
Ce Ce Denowai - 13,700
Rey Skywalker (Ben Skywalker) - 13,700
Ben Solo (Anakin Solo) - 13,700
Obi-Wan Kenobi - 13,400
Kaja Sinis - 13,250
Finn (Kyle Katarn) - 12,200
Mace Windu - 12,000

Average Jedi = 10,000

Needed to be considered for training = 7,000
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rolling to be jedi master
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Rawlin
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roll!
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roll
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gay
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Fuck off with this new trilogy bullshit
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Rollllll
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fuk
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roll
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Midi bullshitians ruined star whores
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>>709248468
rollin
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Use the forks
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may the roll be with you
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>>709248468
Roll
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rolling
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>>709248468
Rally's Fries.
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roll
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>>709250131
>>709250190
>>709250340
>>709250360
Normal humans
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use the force
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Yall are fags
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>>709248468
roll
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>>709248468
Rolllll
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gibs me dat lightsaber
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>>709250510
and you is a bitch
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I am stronk like ox
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10 get
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>>709248468
roll
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I need more power
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>>709249600
kek says the fucking seperatist

roll
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>>709248468
I am god
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jedi master reporting in
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>>709248468
I am Darth Dickbutt
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>>709250666
stronger than yoda, cool beans
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>>709248468
roll
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>>709248468
Rollin for the chosen one
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Roll
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>>709250666
Heil Emperor Palpatine

I pledge myself.
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rolopolo
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>>709250749
nice midi count m9
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Gimme a purple lightsaber while you're at it
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>>709250777
BUT YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
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Y'all scrubs
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roll
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rolling
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PLEASE BE JEDI
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Going for windu or greater
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I
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>>709250889
looks like I may bring balance to the force
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>>709248468
rollerino
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It's time to ROLL OUT
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>>709248468
Rollo
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>>709251058
Hot damn, I'm up there
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>>709248468
Ok
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>>709250846
Watevar I'm gonna suck a penis
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rawl
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May the rolls be with you.
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>>709248468
I'm the best lol
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im anakin
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>>709248468
Rollll
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>>709248468
haha noice thread m8.
rooll
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swg get
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>>709248468
rollin rollin rollin
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>>709248468
my power
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benis
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rollin
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I can haz jedi dick?
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Rollin
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>>709248468
Laughs away
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roll for ani
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>>709248468
Fuck your couch nigger.
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Roll
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rollin for the dark side
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>>709251387
Huh, almost to Anakin. 21k. Nice
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>>709248468
roll it
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>>709248468

rell
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Everything is proceeding as i have foreseen
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Rolling
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ROLLING!!!!
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fine
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>>709248468
I am a god
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I want a big black lightsaber
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rolan
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rolling
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>>709248468
BEN SOLO IS JACEN SOLO!!!!
Rolling..
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>>709248468
rollin dirty
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Rolling
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cummiez
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roll
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roll
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Rolling
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>>709248468
huh
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0 get
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roll
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Rawl for jar jar binks
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>>709248468
0 get because Mandalorians dont need no Force power to rek Jedi
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>>709248468
k
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>>709252518
this is also okay
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>>709248468

Anakin and Yoda's love child reporting in
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>>709248468
wat?
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>>709248468
you wanna step the fuck off op comparing finn to kyle katarn
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>>709248468
Roll for beans
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Roll
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Fuck it. Gonna live a normal life.
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>>709248468
rebel scum i will crush you
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All your Midichlorines are belong to me.
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>>709248468
roll
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Roll
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R0lling
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>>709248468
Rull
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Ayyyy
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>>709248468
rol
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puh everyone knows clones are the best
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>>709248468
Rolling for gredo
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>>709248468
Rollin
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Rolling
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roolang
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Roll
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>>709248468
roll
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Yeh
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>>709248468
wew
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N
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>>709248468
butts
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Star Trek is better
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Rawl
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noxas meo slane
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>>709248468

rawlin
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>>709248468
roll
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>>709248468
rolling
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roll
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Rollin with the force
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roll
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rollin dirty
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>>709248468
rwekI==OO,.
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rolll
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Roll
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i am rolan
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Rolling.
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Mmmm boi
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Probably not gonna roll high at all...
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Roll
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>>709257449
Omfg i'm Anakin fuck yeah
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fuck it.
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Roll
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>>709248468
Roll
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>>709248468
Git
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>>709248468
roll
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rollerino
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Behold my mighty Jedi powers
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>>709248468
Witness me
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>>709248468
king roll
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>>709248468
sith roll
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roll
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>>709248468
roll
asdasdasdasd
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> Kit Fisto isn't on the list
I'm not even going to look what my roll is, this is all trash
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>>709248468
roll
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>>709250666
nice trips
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Anakin was a moron, why'd they give him such a high one?
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>>709248468
Relish
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>>709248468
Roll
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>>709248468
cool
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>>709248468
rollerino
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>>709259389
I AM THE CHOSEN ONE, fuck you jedi scumbag below 27k!
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Rolling girl
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>>709248468
zxcvkjbnkbhjx<cvdxzc kbhj
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>>709248468
Rollerino
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>>709248468
But the average Jedi in this thread has 13500 midichlorians. Are you saying /b/ has more Jedi masters than average?
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rolling for darth faggot
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Rolenk
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Roll
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Weak
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ok.
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>>709248468

I am the jedi masterest, measure my power and cry bitches.

I am your god peasants, bow before me. Get on my level.
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Bored, so rawll
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>>709248468
roll I guess
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roll
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Rollin
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>>709248468
Rolling for over 9000
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>>709259131

its like spiritual syphilis, at first gives power because sex and no fear, too much and you go coo-coo like Nietzsche
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lol meme
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>>709248468
Yay
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Check em fag
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>>709248468
yeh
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Rolling
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>>709248468
Rull
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roll
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>>709248468
Rolling for Yoda, Anakin is a major fag
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Rolling!
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>>709248468

Rolling for non-force sensitive, causes nothing but trouble
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let's go cunt
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Roll
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r
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>>709248468
midi roollll
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>>709248468
OP, you forgot
>Jar Jar Binks - 300,000

https://youtu.be/8yy3q9f84EA

Also, roll.
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roll
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>>709248468
roll
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Just doing it
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rollin
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>>709248468
rel
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Roll
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>>709248468
Jedi!
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roll
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>>709248468
Inb4 0
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Roll this fucking shit
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They see me rollin
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rolling
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Potential for 297,000. Rolllllin'.
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the fuck is midi-chlorian?
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roll
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Rawlin
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jjj
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>>709248468

fucking idiot OP... wait for it
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roll
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Pff
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Gimme da chromosomes
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>>709248468
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was
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>>709248468


709261189 x 3000 = 2 127 783 567 000

wow i won

Fuck you OP, you illiterate cunt.
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Way too easy. I demand a bigger challenge.
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>>709249600
the short guy thinks being tall is dumb
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>>709248468
Romero
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Roll
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Roll
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>>709248468

ROLL
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Vader ain't shit
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Trollinnnnn
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>>709248468
YOU UNDER ESTIMATE MY POWER
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Rollololololl
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>>709248468

I will always win.
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Rollio
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Roll
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>>709248468
sure why not.
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>>709248468
roll
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rollin rollin rollin
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>>709248468
Rüll
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>>709262978
Yoda
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Meesa a senator now
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>>709248468
lets go
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Rollus
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Well time to use the farce
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rooly pooly
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rollssl
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42
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roll
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>>709248468
midichlorians r fine explenation to force being inheritable (running in the families)
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Roll
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>>709248468
Roll
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Roll
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Rollerino
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rollin
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rolling
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>>709248468
roll :3
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Oh boy
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>>709248468
Mace windu 12,000
For a guy that can kick ass that seems kinda low.
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roll
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Rollerino
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Roll
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roll
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Jedi master
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They are sexually transmitted.. Jedi AIDS.. Yoda took it up the Ass
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roll
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>>709248468
Check em
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roll
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Roll
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>>709248468
Roll
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99 inc
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Easy.
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Roll
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rolll
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roll
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00 get
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wump
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roll
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>>709248468
rolling for the chosen one
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>>709248468
roll
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rollerino
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Rollo
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>>709248468
I spent my childhood in an iron lung because of rollio
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roll
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ROLLIN'
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>>709248468

Rolio for sith
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Rollin
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roll
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>>709265688

Guess im sith hitler.
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>>709248468
Roll
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rollo
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jesusmode
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>>709265688
>>709265822

And i got dubs twice damn, the force is strong with this one.
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>>709265877

Dubs three times holy fuck.
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>>709250460
Connect Fuehr?
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>>709248468
>chlorine.midi
>turning mysticism into pseudoscience
Sorry, but the prequels are non-Canon for me.
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>>709248468
muh midis
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nobody realizing this thread is utter garbage and you have a 50% chance of being higher or equal to luke (why bother including such a long list) odds are half the posters are gonna be stronger then luke. watch, i bet this post is stronger than luke
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>>709248468
Rlln
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>>709248468
lorr
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>>709266011
rip
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>>709266021
gg
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Folly polly
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Trips.. ultimate truth
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>>709266061
>>709266051
>>709266021
>>709266011

>the elite speaking
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>>709265999
999 trips
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Heil Hitler
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Roll
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>>709248468
Roll
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>>709248468
ayyy b
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Roooollll
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>>709248468
Rolling
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>>709248468
roll
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Rollo
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