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I need some advice. About two months ago my girlfriend started taking a yoga class. No big deal...she's always into some kind of metaphysical bullshit. Tonight I find out it's a nude yoga class with both girls AND guys. I only find out because her friend who goes with her thought it was funny that the guy behind my girlfriend got a hard on while watching her. My girlfriend claims it's a spiritual experience, not sexual, even though she admits a lot of the guys get hard. What the fuck. She says she's going to keep going.

Also she says she wasn't hiding it from me. It's my fault I didn't know cause I never asked her if it was nude.

Any advice on how to deal with this shit?

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Stop being a fucking pussy. Nude Yoga isn't that big a deal, though I've never heard of that.

As long as she isn't going there to fuck a bunch of dudes, you're okay.
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>>709243161
So I'm over-reacting. That's what she and her friend say.
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>>709242909
Stop being a pussy and go with her, if it's not that weird that guys get turned on watching her then you can do it too. If it turns out too weird for her then it's time to move on.
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>>709243161
>>709243791
How the fuck am I being a pussy anyway?
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>>709242909
>>709243791
i support this, go with her OP, if she's fine with you getting hard watching other girls, then it's ok.

If she doesn't want you to go with her, then you have a problem
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>>709242909
>Have a gf that is comfortable with casual nudity
Dude, that's the opposite of a problem.
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>>709243920
Because you let her think it is appropriate in a relationship to go to nude yoga alone.

Welcome to being a man, shit happens and you have to deal with it.
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>>709243920

Your being a pussy about not trying to see it for yourself instead of crying to the internet about your girlfriend seeing more nude people IRL than you.

What are you, gay?
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>>709242909
Sign up for nude yoga, position yourself behind the dude that's behind your gf and show him that you can get a hard on to.
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>>709244501
I was thinking the same thing
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>>709242909
Enjoy the road to becoming a cuck.
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>>709242909
gotta admit op, this would be a deal breaker for me. this would piss me off beyond belief. i don't like other people seeing my girl naked, fuck that, other dudes getting off of my chick? taking advantage of my stupidity? fuck that, and fuck her. she is only gonna give u more headaches.

i can tell u aren't some liberal shitbag constantly trying new dumb shit in order to feel some false sense of accomplishment. leave her op, trust me.
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>>709243791
>>709244122
third

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>>709242909
Sounds odd. Do what the other people say and just go try it. Of course guys are going to get hard doing nude yoga in a room full of flexible naked women.
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>>709244709
also, u know just as well as i do, that naked yoga is fucking sexual. anything naked is sexual when your around other people, especially yoga where you flex around.

if op is telling a legit story, fuck her dude, seriously, run.
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>>709244707
/Thread
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Drip her like a little boy and fat man on Japan...pther ladies who are composed in that spirtual sense...yoga isnt even spiritual. Though it helps spirituality. She just feels happy that sje has that boosted attention gain
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>>709244434
hes got a point
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>>709243791
Go with her, don't obviously check out other girls but have a glance and enjoy the class. If she isn't secure enough to bring you, the man she is in a relationship with, along to a mixed nude yoga class then she is a problem and is looking for D. Show interest in her hobby.
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OP

Do as the other fellows have said, and go. Get hard there, get major hard.

Then say you are going to leave her, because you felt more spiritually attached to another chick there.

Keep going to the classes after breaking up with her.

Fuck some other dumb bitch there.
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Don't be a cuck OP, she is clearly cheating on you with that guy, you should break up with her and move on.

hoes will be hoes bro, sorry about your loss, but it is better to be single than a fucking cuck.
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>>709244501
This
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>>709243161
And so what if she is going to fuck? Sex isn't a big deal.
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>>709245162
And some dudes too, just to be sure she got the message
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>>709244709
Yea I agree with this shit. Fuck her OP like why would she not have let you known that. I'm sure there are other facts in life she thinks to bring to attention and leaves that without mentioning?? Pretty fucking weird.
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Pose nude for artists. give her a taste of her own medicine. all i know is if she respected you she would wear clothes. fuck ur gf is a bitch
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>>709242909
Has she ever accidentally farted or queefed at one of these classes?
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>>709245689
The topic didn't come up in conversation.
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>>709242909
LMAO shes a whore bro she aint worth it...a real woman with self respect and dignity aint gonna do that shit, especially in front of dudes with boners all the time? like what lol dump this attention whore before you get cucked.
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>>709244501
I second. This is your only option at this point.
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>>709245776
YOU LIVE THE CUCKLIFE
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>>709242909
Brake up with her this is disgusting that you put up with this op it's only a matter of time before she tucks on of her yogo friends
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>>709242909
Tell her that Glen and Abraham both get killed by Negan.
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>>709245443
fuck off cucky. drink bleach
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>>709243161
Cuck detected
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Do you have any ass pic of her?
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>>709246026
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>>709242909
>Any advice on how to deal with this shit?
Like fuck it's not your fault for not asking if it's nude.

2 options:
1) Ditch her
2) Join the class and get hard staring at her friends
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>>709246026
This. We need pics OP
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>>709242909
She's giving you half truths. She ain't got no respect for you. And, as if yoga wasn't basic enough, it's naked yoga. So she's a basic slut.
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>>709246279
Everyone telling me I should go it's out of the question. She already said I can't since I'll see her friend naked.
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If you have so little control over your woman, you might as well admit you're gay.
Take it up the ass some time. It feels amazing, and it's very comforting to be treated well by your sexual partner for a change.
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>>709243920
god you sound like the guy my friend is dating, he beats her even tho she's 5 months preg. fucking kill yourself you scumbag
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>>709246467
congrats dude! your an official C U C K you have 24 hours to dump your bitch to the curb or else you'll forever be a cuck master
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>>709246467
Fuck that. Leave that hoe.
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>>709246467
grow some balls cuck
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>>709246467
P R A I S E T H E C U C K L O R D
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>>709246467
FUCK MAN SHES CHEATING ON YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE???? THOSE DUDES CAN LOOK AT YOUR GIRL BUTT ASS NAKED FUCKIN DO SOMETHING
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>>709242909
Start fucking her in the ass really hard.
Make her asshole gross and leaking.
She will be ashamed to be naked in public.
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>>709242909
Adress location and time of said yoga class for science. Also ur the man wear the fucking pants, dick always drive the car NOT PUSSY.
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>>709243408
She's secretly laughing at you in her head, even if its one of those unwanted involuntary thoughts that we ashamed of.
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>>709243161
Cuck ass MFer
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>>709244501
Great material here. Take it. Do it now.
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>>709245162
This absolutely this take a viagra walk in hard assert dominance, hold that chub the whole time go to front of class ask teacher for help lulz will be had. Godspeed.
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So I stopped being monogamous a few years ago, and now suddenly every other straight male sounds like a butthurt tumblrina, just having a period all over the place.

A few years ago I would have been like, "Eh, I don't think its as bad as you think, but yea that would bother me too."

Now I'm like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S A YOGA CLASS
The guy behind her would be able to see her pussy with or without yoga pants.

I mean, what's the goal here, what are you looking for? You want to have a hot girlfriend and you want to pretend that no dude ever gets a stiffy looking at her? That sounds so fucking stressful, no wonder so many dudes shoot up their girlfriends or their exes before they kill themselves.
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>>709247604
cuck detected
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>>709247604
Look! I found the cuck
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>>709247604
Of course I posted this before I saw that OP's girlfriend won't let him go to the class.

Now it's kind of sad and funny and I don't sympathize with the girlfriend anymore.

But yall still sounds like whiny bitches.
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>>709247604
CUCK
U
C
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>>709247604
Thay being said please post ur mom and sistera facebook, thanks for sharing.
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>>709242909
umm you should be into it. dont be a needy douche
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>>709246467
First of all it's pretty sketchy she would intentionally neglect to tell you it's a nude class. That's not common or something you would assume to ask, and she should have asked if you were comfortable with that.

And yeah if it's chill for other dudes to see her nekked but you can't do the same that's some double-standard shit and I wouldn't be okay with that.

Go to the class and find someone hotter.
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>>709245443
That depends, can he fuck around too?
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>>709246467
She's fucking around cuckules. Dump her ass. Not telling you was shady. Saying you can't go is bullshit. She's probably fucking some dude while her friend says she's there.
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>Also she says she wasn't hiding it from me. It's my fault I didn't know cause I never asked her if it was nude

The fact she said this is enough to break it off. She's putting the blame on you instead of having owned up to it like an actual adult. Bring home another woman and state that your bed was never meant for only one and see how she reacts to that.
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>>709242909
She is too liberal, and you are conservative
GTFO and save yourself heartache
there is nothing to gain by going, those girls are all sluts.
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>>709242909
maybe try this

find another class
act like its the best thing ever
tell her you feel so much better
you dont even have to go there every time

then tell her you got a boner and felt ashamed about it
2-3 times and you got ger pissed off and jelious
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>>709247835
>>709247840

#proudcuck

I'm actually single but my girlfriend used to ask me for sex advice all the time, she liked nerdy guys and they always had weird fetishes she didn't understand, I don't like dudes but somehow it was so much fun to be like "Oh yea I bet he gets off to X Y and Z" and then have her tell me I was right.
Also fun to come home from a bad first-date and have my girlfriend comfort me.

I'm not pretending its right for everyone but god damn has my life gotten simpler and easier.
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>>709242909
She is intentionally trying to make you jealous, to test you.
Women do this all the time.
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>Do naked yogi 'cause spiritual experience shit
>She was hiding it, she's playing coy as fuck
Red flag, abort, fall back, abandon ship, retreat, dumb that bitch, burn down the house, and kill the dog.
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>>709243408

Go with her and see how she likes it when you get boners staring at other chicks. If she's fine with it then I guess you're okay.
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>>709248481
That's nothing to be proud of.
Question, when you were in a relationship, were you allowed to fuck around too?
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>>709248481
LOL

Don't listen to this faggot. He's crying behind is keyboard while Jamal is having a good time with what was supposed to be his woman.
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So its not ok to see her friend naked but its ok for a bunch of other dudes to see your girlfriend naked? That really sounds right to you bro?
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>>709246467
>Massive cuck
Stop being a little pussy, leave that bitch
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>>709242909
>nude yoga
I can't believe so many people fell for this obvious lie.

OP is a faggot
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>>709242909
Ask to go with her and look at anyone you want. That'll let things settle as they should.
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>>709248715
So much this. Strike 1 was obviously not being upfront about the arrangement in general. Strike 2 was her being interested in such a stupid thing to begin with. Strike 3 is her not wanting you to go along because of her "friend"

According to retarded woman logic that lie makes sense. But why would her friend go to a naked yoga class if she didn't want to be seen naked?

Dump the bitch.
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>>709243408
Lolno
She is a whore and wants the guys to look at her.
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>>709248422
or visit a strip club, see how she likes that
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>>709248912
Best actual answer. Get hard staring at the other girls and tell her it's spiritual.
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>>709242909
That sucks.
It's wrong that she's doing that.
You do the yoga with her and see how she likes it.
I mean, think about it: you are her monogamous partner but she's there naked in front of other men who 're definitely there lusting after her.
Not to mention she's probably lusting after the other men too.
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>>709242909
You can break up with her for the girl approved reason of ineffective communication. She should know it was something you'd care about and should have told you about.
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>>709242909
I would dump her.
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>>709248739
Yes it is.

But yea, of course I fucked around too.

If someone got into a relationship where she could fuck around and he couldn't it would probably mean he has a cuck fetish and is living his dream. Though, I guess it could also just mean he has no self-esteem, that's shitty but I'm sure it happens.

She actually had one partner who wanted me to cuck him, I wasn't into any of that, I mostly didn't want to meet her other partners. But then she went to meet him and I suddenly decided I wanted to pull her down and fuck her hard and fast right before she left, so later on with him her pussy got wet and apparently it made the whole room smell like my spunk. That was kind of fun.
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>>709249452
fuckin gross dude you need help relationships aren't meant to be like that.
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>>709243161
>As long as she isn't going there to fuck a bunch of dudes, you're okay.

Yeah nine out of ten of those guys are gay.
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>>709249582

You need help bro, you think that there's one specific way relationships are "supposed to be", that is completely fucked up and leads to so much unhappiness.

The only rules you should follow are the ones you wrote, be yourself, do your thing, just be honest about it and you're good.
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No one ask for gf photos, cmon fags.
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>>709244709
This is the only one legit answer.
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>>709243791
Agreed, for the spiritual experience..
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>>709244709
OP, listen to this man. It is the only way. She is probably fucking everyone in the Yoga class, working their dicks in the bathroom until they soften up. She is a liberal retard and can never be fixed. Abandon at all cost!
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Consider this, OP. She's not comfortable with you seeing her friend naked, but she's comfortable with multiple male strangers seeing her stretch and flex her nude body and get hard.
It's a stretch, but how would she react if you sought to find your own nude yoga/nudist program since you can't go to hers? I'd be suspicious in general but if she said no to that, break up. She's hiding something.
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>>709242909
Seriously do not listen to these fucking cucks OP. Drop that shit and find someone that doesn't believe in pseudo magic bullshif and doesn't get nude around a bunch of guys. Protip, never trust your gfs friends.
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>>709249707
Fucking liberals, you are fucked in the head
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the real question here is why does your girlfriend need to get naked in front of strangers without you
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Kill her by hanging... remember to use gloves and create a fake alibi nigger
/thread
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>>709245887
Shits like you are why I pirated it the night it came out. ;)
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>>709250425
see >>709248695
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This has to be fake
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Cuck reporting in again.

Going to nude yoga: Sure, why the fuck not.

Not telling you about it: Sketchy. It's the kind of mistake a good person might make though ("He doesn't want to know, and it's not like I'm cheating", basically what people say when they hide their porn folder).

Not telling you about it and then telling you that you can't go: o.k. the best she can possibly be is that she's a gigantic hypocrite. That's if she's telling the truth about everything. I don't think she's telling the truth about everything.

Do the thing where you take viagra and go to the class uninvited. Then dump her.

>>709250265
>never trust your gfs friends

Seriously though, who can live like this.

Man fuck monogamy.
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>>709242909
fart
oh oh v e r n
rainmain we dont go out when it rains
oh oh fart
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>>709250361

Are you a Christian? Just wondering.
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>>709244176
This.
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>>709242909
yes here is and advice
fuck her hard in the ass
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>>709242909

She's going there to be lusted over by randoms. She is exploring cheating even if tertiary. She's self-absorbed and looking for more sexual excitement.
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>>709242909
Maybe it's because I'm pretty open and trusting with my girlfriend but I don't really see a problem with this. Me and my girlfriend also attend nude yoga in the winter and I don't really mind people staring or getting erections from her. As long as she doesn't try anything funny with them it's fine. Also maybe you should attend a class with her because the classes are strict on a no harassment or any sexual contact policy. Everyone goes there to relax and get healthy, not to check people out.
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>>709244709
>>709248695
>>709248715
>>709248980
These.

Also, the fact that its a nude yoga class with both men and women should have been information that she gave you from the start. Most people dont equate "yoga class" to "nude yoga with dudes getting hard checking your gf out from behind as she stretches for them". If she didnt give that info voluntarily to you, then she was obviously trying to hide it deliberately. Which raises the question of what was she trying to hide?
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>>709245094

He could be the one getting hard at other chicks asses and making her want to tie the fort down in the bedroom instead he on /b/ like he wanna be convinced to become a cuck smh fam tbh
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>>709251344
Do they actually work? What do you guys do in there?
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>>709248060
Find a different nude yoga class with lots of women. Bring a female friend with you so that she gets suspicious.

If she ever asks if she can join your yoga class say, "Sorry, you can't since you'll see my friend naked."
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>>709251564
Well I believe they do. I usually go after work with my girlfriend and we find it helps ease us up at bit. I feel better and sleep easier after the classes too. Our classes are in this specially built room that has a strong humidifier which makes it extremely hot and humid thus we take our clothes off. The humidity is supposed to release sweat and purge your body of oils making your skin better but I don't really know if I buy that. Although I do believe it adds an extra challenge and makes you work out harder. For the most part though we follow an instructor and she leads us into different positions and meditation.
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>>709252139
Why not just go to the gym?
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>>709252377

The point of yoga is that it's good exercise but it feels low-key and relaxing, you stretch and work long-twinge muscles and don't really get your heart rate up much. Honestly though yoga is mostly focused on the brain and normal exercise doesn't give you that at all.

If meditation makes sense to you then you get it, if not then you probably aren't going to.
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>>709252377
We do but in the winter we like to go do this because it's warmer and closer to our apartment compared to the gym.
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>>709246467
ABANDON
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>>709252584
>>709252640
Makes sense. Do you guys ever get erections while you're doing it? I feel like it would be impossible to mediate if I had a boner...
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>>709242909
She is fucking someone else. Yoga in general should be your first red flag, but that fact that it is nude yoga is the confirmation.
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>>709242909
Tell her about how it makes you feel that she toys around with other guys like this and the risk of getting some psycho in between the two of you who is probably going to end up murdering one of you or simply cause your relationship to end.

She's going to say that you are jealous but you need to remind her that jealousy exists for a reason and that reason is to prevent bastards to be born.

If you feel nothing good will spawn from this relationship with her then leave. It's what smart men do.
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>>709252746
On the first few days I did. Surprisingly there was a decent amount of attractive girls in the class. Luckily though, I wasn't the only male there who got a boner so I didn't feel to embarrassed and the instructor told us it was normal and acceptable. A trick I learned was to masturbate before class that way I wouldn't get an erection in class.
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>>709253374
Have you figured out how you are going to commit suicide yet?
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>>709253374
Does your gf get mad you getting a hardon in class?
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>>709242909
Attend nude yoga but specifically a different time from her class. If she asks why, say you want a spiritual experience too but spirituality is more personal for you and you want to experience it on your own. See how she reacts.
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>>709243791
I second this motion.
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>>709253531
Not yet. Suggestions?

>>709253713
Not really. She knows it's natural and there's really not much I can do about it.
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>>709242909
>It's my fault I didn't know cause I never asked her if it was nude.
Typical women, worrying about it will make her want to have sex with those men. Don't be insecure about it.
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>>709242909
>It's my fault I didn't know cause I never asked her if it was nude.
You call her out on that childish bullshit, but also quit being a paranoid shit.
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>>709245109
this
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>>709246467
EVERYONE FUCKING AUSTIST ON HERE PAY CLOSE ATTENTION.

This is what's good high quality week executed perfectly planned bait looks like.

10/10 op
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>>709254365
Ha. In more complex terms, this is the correct answer.
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>>709242909
id say if she starts hanging out with any of the guys or girls there obviously theres a problem
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Nothing stopping you from still going to nude yoga. If she gets mad, just say you're trying to embrace spirituality
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>>709250425
because she is retarded ;0-
like the rest of the nude losers
looking like xompL$ed doorks
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>>709254748
yeah just go fuck girls and tell her it was just a spiritual experience, nothing sexual, you were just trying to connect with the universe (one pussy at a time)
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>>709242909
find another girlfriend.

bitch ain't loyal
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>>709255497
kek
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>>709255732
kek kek a duck
1
1
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>>709242909
You sound like a insecure little bitch. Your woman probably sucking some other dick by now to get away from your whining ass.
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this is now a terminator
yoga murder tread

fuck yoga and fuck you!

and fuck your stupid girlfriend
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>>709246467
Also
Guys at the yoga can see her and her friends naked, but you cant see her friends naked?
This makes no sense to me.
Just go. If those chicks are fine with casual nudity you shouldn't be any different, which means your girl has some issues.

If they do have a problem, so what? They either stay and be mad, or leave and you get to partake in nude yoga, looking at free-range eyecandy.
Just strech your hammies, fill your head with thoughts and your dingdong with blood.

Everyone here pretty much agrees that youre a cuck.
So you can stay like this and embrace cuckoldom
Talk to your girl and hope for the best
Go and support your girls hobbies, whatever she thinks
Go for yourself and look at some flexible booty.
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>>709242909
i looked at this really fast and thought they were bacon strips
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>>709248717
Im with this /b/tard
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You're screwed. She's going to fuck one of those dudes. You're not man enough for her if you can't get her to stop. She also kept that information from you.

Just fuck her as much as you can. Cheat on her if possible so when she does suck off all the dudes in the yoga class it won't hurt as much.
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>>709242909
just go with her. you might enjoy it. plus if it is a big fuck fest (protip: it's not) you get to fuck whatever. worst case scenario: it's fake and gay and you only wasted an hour of your life.
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just kil your self right now
throw your self infront of a
crackhore and tell her to
suck your dick for a hamburger
imagine your girlfreind sucking
dick while your dying from aids
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Go make some B-rated porn, say it's purely for economic reasons, not sexual.
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>>709246467
In sorry dude I'm gonna tell you in the nice way so maybe you realize what's goin on, but youre being played. She's going there for attention from other guys. She wasn't hiding it from you supposedly but you also can't join? She's essentially saying you can't look at anyone else but she can have all the attention she wants. Get pics of her, post, embarrass he the most you can. She how much she likes that attention. Then dumb the whore
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>>709242909
Stalk her you fucking pussy and recird that shit
EXPOSE YOGA

DO IT YOU FUCK ITS IMPORTANT
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fake and fay
nude yoga only exsists in your mind
this is all something you have
dreamt
just go back to bed
you have no girlfreind
please loose some weight
and leave the basement
we dont go out when it rains
its not raining to day
8 fishsticks with carrots on the side
nibiru will impact soon
it was all a dream
your making this up
fake and gay
a weather ballon
this is not real@!
whats wrong about being naked
we come from paradise
blain the year 2017
the number says it all
sociaty has gone wrong
scrool up look at the comments
your living in and insain world
only way out is suicide
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>>709244709
true, sluts look back on this and change for the better if u accept them back

Think of it as an investment
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>>709246467
Oh man just set up a cam just stealth shit bro
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>>709244434
>your
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>>709242909
All people fuck around, it is just a question of time.
Let her go and find yourself a social hobby which involves hot bitches and enjoy doing that.
What happens, in my experience, is that they get jealous as fuck and then you dump the bomb and say how about that nude yoga, how does that compare to me dancing samba in a dressed state and then having some drinks with the people there?
Bitches hate it when their guys have fun with other women, instinct i think.. remember that your instinct is to fuck as many cunts as you can before you die, and hers is to keep the most viable partner by her side, meaning, in this context, the strongest social position possible.
Jealousy is a sign of weakness.
Equality is a sign of weakness.
Being able to let go and having fun is a sign of strength.
Choose your path OP.
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>>709249210
Hahahaha do this op
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>>709257173
STFU U IDIOT
What u are talking about is not a joke

Get the the fuck out of trust
And put some in yourself
Before we self destruct
Or worse
Get fucked up the ARSE
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Jealousy is for the pathetic beta males.

My gf doesnt do naked yoga, but she does hang out in groups with other guys in social situations. When we first got together, I had a twinge of 'Is this okay?', then I realised how stupid I was being, because I know regardless of who might be looking at her, I'm the fucking her. If you don't understand that, you're probably beta.

And your gf might not be cheating, but toxic jealous feelings might mean thzt she does down the line.
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>>709257785
>say how about that nude yoga, how does that compare to me dancing samba in a dressed state and then having some drinks with the people there?
Are you seriously advicing him to argue with a woman? You know how this goes. She will get mad (because he's right) and try to hurt him by fucking around more. I don't see the point of accelerating the process this way.
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>>709244501
Or sign up and go on a different night. See how she reacts. But better yet, listen to this guy: >>709244709
The sin of omission. Knowing somebody will think the wrong thing and not informing them otherwise is the same as lying. You now know you can't trust her. Bail out.
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>>709246467
>You have advanced from level 1 to level 999 cuckmaster

Congrats OP you didn't need to grind and went straight to the jack pot, now make a cuck webm thread
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>>709258359
The fun part is that she will get upset, he wont. She will leave him anyways, so he may as well build bridges first and then not give a shit when she does.
It is only an argument if both argue,watching women try every emotional trick to get their way is so much more fun:
Reasoning, with details of when and where and who.
Counter argument, if you this, then i that. (Equality)
Bickering, you always, i never, why do you have to be that way.
Anger, i hate this and that, slamming doors, yelling etc.
Crying, their strongest weapon, you must resist, listen to music or play videogames.
The i am sorry song. Resist joining in, it will always turn into an argument or reasoning debate, just say it is her life and she can do whatever she wants and that you can do whatever you want.
Last one, the i am leaving you speech. Tell her it was fun as long as it lasted, she can pack her stuff and leave. She would anyways, make sure you dont show her that you care.

This destroys pussy. Did it a few times, they always come back looking for closure, they dont get any, but they treat their next boyfriend better, and i have escaleted in the leagues because my confidence is beyond the understanding of cunts.
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>>709246467
Either go anyway or dumb the bitch.
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>>709247604
The word cuck doesn't even hold weight anymore, you truly are the cuck lord
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>>709248717
This.
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>>709242909
>>Also she says she wasn't hiding it from me. It's my fault I didn't know cause I never asked her if it was nude.

>That is so bullshit, op. It's totally a thing a responsible person should mention to their significant other, where's the trust in this relationship... She is clearly not a little innocent girl, she knows the choices she makes, you shouldn't be mad at her for doing nude yoga instead you should be mad for hiding the obvious mature fact that she was doing nude yoga without consulting/ informing you.

I mean if you were to go sauna group where both sexes sits in sauna naked together, and if she were to find that out, your life would've been hell.
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>>709248717
Fair is fair. Plus you can sit back and see how she acts around other dudes who stare at her puss and butthole when she does the downward dog position. They probably fuck her in the downward dog position.
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>>709251840
This, but bring a dude cuz if ur okay with getting cucked like you currently are, then you're okay with cocks in your face.
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>>709259069
Do you really enjoy that? Seems a lot of work.
I think her yoga is purely a game. Everyone knows it's over the line, so he shouldn't even react to it, just leave without saying why. Not communicating at all, because you're not talking to a reasonable person.
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>>709249760
YOU and I are connected
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Firstly. She can do what she wants. If she feels like it's some sort or metaphysical mumbo crap... then let her experience it. It all comes down to how much you trust her, anon. It really does. Secondly. FUCK that part where she said it your fault because you didn't ask. That part is personally a deal breaker for me. It's not your job to fucking know the difference and variation of yoga classes that exist. Honesty is fucking key. And the fact that it was so conveniently glazed over is not a sign of a healthy relationship. You and your time is more valueable than that.
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>>709243791
This. You simply have to go with her from now on.
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Go to the yoga studio and calmly take a massive shit wherever you think is right
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>>709261992
But definetly break up with her skank ass
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>>709249626
Except the ones who's dicks get hard looking at pussy....
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just go with her, your missing a great opportunity.
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>>709244176
>>709250973
Absolutely this!
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>>709242909
Sign up for the fucking class and enjoy
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She put you in an indefensible poisition. Any normal guy would freak of his girl was being routinely ogled by random dudes. But if you complain you instantly become the neaderthal who can't see beyond base sexuality. She's free to do what she likes so you really can't stop her. Trying to control her will end your relationship and the only lesson she will learn is that you were "insecure". You should ask to go to the class with her. Maybe you'll like it. Maybe you'll see the guys staring at her are losers that stand no chance or maybe she'll attempt to dissuade you. If she does that is a huge red flag that you have bigger issues. Anyway, if you go and it still bothers you, you need to break up but try and do it in a way that makes it not seem like it's over this sole issue.

Also what city and time are the classes in?
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>>709251344
The key aspect here is that you go with your gf though. OP's girl didn't tell him it was nude yoga then blamed him for not asking about it (as if nude yoga is the fucking norm) and then she has the audacity to tell him he can't come because he'll see her friend naked.
>TL;DR OP's gf is an untrustworthy bitch.
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Dude, this shit is just going to get worse and worse. She failed to provide relevant information when she told you about the class.

That is a fucking lie of omission. There will be more. She'll go hang out with her girlfriends one night and neglect to mention to you that they were going to a strip club. Then she'll neglect to mention that she fucked eight other guys.

But she wasn't hiding it from you. You just didn't ask. You should dump the bitch and stab her in the ovaries so she can't breed.
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>>709242909
That pic is ridiculous.

What country is this in?

There is not a single girl in there that I would not fuck.

I'm guessing this was paid actresses?

Every single one of those has a perfect body and ass.

I don't even have to see their faces. I'd just fuck all of them.
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>>709244122
>>709243791
fucking agree, equality nowadays right? bitch shows unhappy you going, slap her and leave. skank
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>>709262641
Don't forget lying=cheating
>WomanLogic
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>>709246467
Just saw this.
>>709262594 so I'd amend this and comment to what a million other guys have said. It's a free country. There can't be that many nude yoga studios in your town. It can't be that hard to figure out when they are going. Show up independently for the same class and sit right behind her friend and stare at her pussy the whole time. Should pretty much balance the scales. Then you can break up if you want. She literally can't stop you from going and if she tries too hard you know something is off.
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>>709262767
What fucking language is that???
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