poorly describe a video game and guess it correctly
>wizards on the moon
>aliens n' shit
>microtransactions
>overhyped for what it is
modded minecraft with aliens
>>709233652
Destiny
>>709233652
destiny
>>709233652
Destiny?
>dragons
>shit ton of dragons
>where the fuck are all these dragons coming from
>edgelord dragon is bringing them back
>>709233751
winrar
>Spam jump button until you get up that mountainside
>Always kill the chicken
>Horse physics
>>709233901
Dragon age
>>709234010
skyrim
>>709233901
Fuck you, I described skyrim better
>play as an alien
>shoot buildings
>kill pople
>>709234017
nah
>>709233901
Wonder boy 3 for Sega
Old fag here
>>709234095
no, fuck you, i described the main story
>>709233652
Destiny but butthurt about microtransactions
>>709234101
Alien hominid?
>>709234101
Destroy all humans
>>709234215
No.
>Get upgrades for guns and spaceship
>Have more fun with new upgrades
>>709234176
You refused to take the stairs up that mountain and you know it. You also killed the chicken in riverwood.
>>709234316
Bingo
>>709233901
Skyrim wow fucking easy
>>709234154
pong guaranteed
>be raccoon
>steal shit
>foxy fox lady
>fight crime with two other animals
>>709234329
no mans sky
>>709234452
sly cooper
>>709234452
Sly Cooper but how did he "fight crime"?
>touch fluffy tail
>touch fluffy tail
>touch fluffy tail
>touch fluffy tail
>9 retards
>3 murricans
>1 Ausfag
>1 pussy
>1 german
>1 ruskie
>1 pondfucker
>1 Idk
>kill each other
>>709233652
No mans lie?
>started off beta as fuck
>jump around collecting lift orbs to be come alpha
>then becomes beast mode
>>709234608
Twelve Angry Men, the Game
>be in a cave
>find homeless person who helps you make shit
>get a shit ton of wood while stoking your fire
>make a small village
>go out of your village onto a dusty trail
>loot shit and kill people
>rebuild an old spaceship
>fly through a shit ton of alphabet
>return home
I'll give you a moment, but if you haven't played this you really should
>>709234585
>hora hora~
>>709234546
i mean he technically stole shit from other thieves and busted them
>>709234640
"No mans sky"
nope
>>709234677
The total is 18, not 12, dumbass. Nice dubs btw.
>You never asked for it
>Shitty af fighting mechanics
>Somewhat acceptable stealth mechanics
>Can only run for 5 seconds
>our alien nazi rulers
>some hot asian chick
>break crates
>>709234479
He used the word "fun". It's not nms
It's like Overwatch with less classes
>>709234693
Yeah but only to steal back the Thevius Raccoonus, he wasn't actively fighting crime.
Don't judge me for knowing this, I got a PSN gift card recently and it was on PSNow
>some bitch died
>why am I the only one here?
>die 16 times for no reason
>at least sea biscuit is ok
>>709234154
No, ur just a fag.
>inb4 to prove im an oldfag
>pools closed
>hole guy
>long cat
>>709234809
Paladins
>>709234608
just a general tip, there are 9 people TOTAL, not 9 plus the descriptions.
>touch fuzzy
>get dizzy
>cheeki breeki
>cyka blyat
>i want the pink
>motherfucking cases man
>GET
>OVER
>HERE
>10
>>709234690
Got that on my phone.
Gr8 time waster.
>>709233652 Warframe
>>709234831
oh no ive beaten all 4 games im not judging
but yeah youre right i guess if the thevius raccoonus wasnt in it he wouldnt have done anything
>>709234690
Mfw none of you fags have played "A Dark Room"
>be immortal
>kill barbarians
>Fuck you india
>go to fucking space
>>709234608
Hat simulator
>>709235020
I mean it was still a kids' game so technically he was still "doing the right thing" but eh
>skeleton penis
that should answer itself
>>709234690
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested
>>709235118
Castle crashers?
>>709235264
undertale?
>people suck
>kidnap them into vehicle
>government ain't having none of it
>send in formally dressed men
>pew pew zap zap
> become their president
>>709234977
Tekken 8
>>709235307
win
>jump on crates
>Eat peaches
>Cool sound effects
>Oogabooga
>>709235027
I never started with a cave, or found a homeless person, or found a spaceship. Stoking the fire was the only hint I could see
>>709235339
crash bandicoot
>>709235281
A dark room. Google it. It's in browser, it's a nice way to spend 3-5 hours
>>709233652
>Control Eastern Europeans in run down house.
>Go out at night.
>For some reason feel bad when killing npcs.
>Wtf, I just wanted to play a sim.
>Why is this game making me feel so hard?
>>709234608
TF2
>>709235385
Yes ma'am
>>709234585
Monster Girls Quest?
>>709235339
Brash niggercoon
>>709235154
correct
>>709235339
>>709235385
If it is Crash, I'm pretty sure those were mangos.
>>709235328
House of Cards?
>Bearded fag
>Distant bish
>Trees n shit
>Brian
>Helicopter
>>709235394
Thanks. I'll check it out
>>709235488
Si papi, Si.
>>709235427
This Ukraine of Mine
>>709235562
Firewatch
>Bowling Simulator 2009
>>709234010
Skyrim.
>>709235674
BONGO!!!
>a ragtag bunch of misfits curbstomp a powerful nation's army trying to invade their shit
>Medieval
>Pick a holding
>Proceed to fuck the entire realm until your heirs stop dying of Flu
>>709234976
CS:GO
>>709235712
This
>>709235827
ITS BINGO!
>>709235328
>>709235328
Hint: ayyy lmao
>>709234670
prototype
>>709235838
Homefront
>>709235328
Saints Row 4?
>>709235982
Saints Row 4
>Anthropomorphs
>forever debt
>sad anthro plays guitar
>mole man
>you're a piece of shit
>kill get stronger
>do "questlines" for endings
>fire
>>709233652
>Enslaving creatures to beat other creatures into submission for sport
Clue: not Pokemon.
>shoot people
>>709234977
Mortal kombat x?
>>709235910
bing bong boing ching ching chongo bongo bing boing bingo
>witch ass cunt steals my waifu
>afraid of the dark
>my flashlight is my best weapon
>scuba diver
>>709236102
abinal crawsig
>Angsty grill with no tittie game
>angsty ass friend bitch and nerd nigga tryna hit that shit
>sad ass indie soundtrack
>fuck
>>709236016
Nah
>powerful nation has a glowing superbitch
>one of the misfits turns out to be one too
>>709235858
>til your heirs stop dying of the flu
easy, Crusader Kings 2
>>709234752
Dues ex nigger edition
>>709236116
Dark Souls?
>>709235713
Hint: COUSIN, YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?
>>709236210
*claps*
>>709236116
>you're a galactic race
>everyone is a cunt
>do diplomacy
>wipe out species
>win
Good luck
>>709236102
Animal crossing
>YOU FORGOT TO SAVE
>>709236264
Ding a ling
>>709235945
BANGO!
>>709236208
Alan Wake
>>709233652
>Matrix
>aliens
>dumb yet fun
>evil corporation mines planet
>loot n shit
>cool bosses
>fuck off t-rex
>>709236148
Call of duty
>>709236116
Bingo try
>>709236314
>>709236124
>Denju
>Digimon
>Yo-kai Watch
>WoW Battlepets
All of those fit.
>>709234970
Yoshi island
>>709236234
life is strange
>>709235713
To easy, gta 4
>>709236446
Erect
>>709236277
Bingorino
>>709234977
street fighter
> one song loops the entire game
> if u die ur fucked
> low quality
>alien scum is gonna pay for fuckin up my ride
>uhh.. uhh.. where is it?
>merica
>>709234752
Oblivion and/or Skyrim? Leaning towards Oblivion though
>>709233652
Ultra hard mode
>Laser guns
>Nigger says "Folla' Me"
>Fake meat looks gross
>Little girl loses her teddy bear
>Fembot
>It was the sister the whole time
>>709236260
valkyria chronicles?
>>709236557
Robot unicorn attck
>>709236557
Worlds Hardest Game
>General of Green people
>Faggot goes tan
>Takes soldiers with him
>Terminate the colonel
>the series is pretty decent, and it's the only if not one of the very few that made a large bell look cute
>decent, but noticeably underrated
>Physics based combat/movement
>Some shitty dark ass dungeon
>zombies fucking everywhere
>Knocked out
>Zombie hits you in the head with a fucking axe
>Game over
>Slo-Mo
>EXTREMELY ELEVATED TEMPERATURE
>make fun of it and 40,000 children will fuck you over to hell and back
>calm music
>>709236602
nuke dukem
>You die
>>709236706
>super hot
>super hot
>super hot
>>709236627
Skyrim had shitty stealth and you could run for a bit if you dumped stamina.
>Fight off crazies
>Uncover mystery of this strange place you're trapped in
>>709233652
>overhyped for what it is
eh, thats like 50/50 for Destiny. it was a great fucking game, its so fun, and multiplayer is still fun, but single player gets boring after you beat the story. they just needed to add a little but more to it, but everything else was really fun
>MUH 18 QUINTILLION
>>709236726
Battlefield 1
>>709234344
>be me
>playing Skoorim
>decide to climb throat of the world before the story will let me to try to kill Parthanax at lvl 1
>maneuver all the way up around the shitty storm
>get to the top
>no fucking Parthanax
>Where the fuck is Parthanax
Shit tier game
>>709236808
based Condemned
>be walkin around n shit
>these shits want to eat me
>let's build some weapons
>oh shit dune buggies?
>let's just hop over them lol
>GrappleEverywhere.png
> candy ass dangerous fucks come out sewers n shit at night to fuck with whatever you're doing
> whoa outfits
>>709236768
SUPER HOT
>>709236887
Nope
Press Start to blow shit up.
>Garbage ass story
>Garbage ass community
>Dying franchise
>Console exclusive
>Microtransactions
>>709236706
Super hot
>>709236557
> is also an mmo
>>709236808
Outlast
>>709236841
agreed
they could have put a shit ton more lore or content, other than that the crucible/vanguard ain't that bad
>>709236808
Exanima
>2 teams fighting in trenches
> and no its not faggotfield 1
>>709233947
Since when did destiny get micro transactions
>never trust clowns
Protip:
>not Payday
>>709237014
Nope
>have friends
>lose friends
>find new friends
>find old friends
>lose old friends
>super advanced facility
>they lose somebody doing work
>I gotta look for them, so go up an elevator
>find him right there
>super scared
>boom
>all shit breaks loose
>hail satan
That's plenty. But hint: dark as shit
>>709236978
Every game for the rest of your lifetime
>>709236978
Call of duty
>>709237047
Iron Storm
>>709236881
>cheats the game
>doesn't get what's expected
fuk u mean b0ss
>>709237047
Battlefield 1?
>>709236976
Just cause
>things you can put on your head
>3^2 angry people
>New Mexico
>60's
>oversized kidneys
>Russians and Germans are practically invincible together
>makes me hate French people
>half life 3
>build rockets
>fly rockets
>crash rockets
>can also do planes n sheit
>manage money science and reputation
>WTF IS THIS REALISTIC ORBITAL PHYSICS HOW DO I DO THIS SO FUCKING CONFUS
>>709237091
Well, ya not wrong.
>idiot of class strong fap arm
>has gayfriend
>dog is cause of town getting rekt
>meet a loli
>save the world
>capture god with loli
>>709237090
Lemme guess, can't hold your flashlight and a gun at the same time?
>>709237077
Your life is a game
>>709237090
doom
>>709237147
I SAID ITS NOT >FAGGOTFIELD 1
>>709237184
Highly warm
>tencent
>kek
Why the hell do u exist?!?
>be in spaceship
>faggots wake you up
>space dinosaurs attack the ship
>computer slut is new bff
>kill space dinos, escape ship
>crash land, lots of niggers die
>walk around for a bit, get lost
>eventually find some faggots with a cool car
>get back to the faggot who makes you do shit
>go get some info from a place
>find a metal balloon that's kind of an asshole
>metal balloon takes you to some shit where vomit zombies attack you
>fucking vomit zombies everywhere, really annoying to kill
>have to fight vomit zombies and space dinosaurs
>find the library
>press a button
>blow up the world
UNDERSTAND
>>709237053
>buy some silver if you want to dance like drake
>buy some fucking guns i dont care
>>709237263
halo
>>709234329
FTL
>>709237105
Close but no, Xbox exclusive
>>709234777
>>709237161
kerbal space program
>>709237267
Jet Set Radio Future
>THE CONCEPT OF LOVE!
>>709237179
Life is strange?
>>709233738
Fucking kek
>>709237210
Doom 3 to be exact, but bingo,
>>709237184
You had the idea first though
>>709236994
>>709236768
Correct
>>709236691
house of the dead
>Badass knight
>Saves princess's
>Must kill that wizard
>>709236978
Halo, sadly
>>709237240
Thats not how you spell call of duty
>>709237152
Nope.
Hint: Literally
>>709237384
Castle Crashers
>>709237337
FREE LOVE WAS TOO TAME FOR HIM
>>709237313
another hint
>>709237328
Damn. You winrard.
>small boy with stick
>tall white spirit girl
>dark monsters
Give it a guess
>>709237388
Ding ding ding. It was a fun ride. At least Halo Wars still looks good
>>709233652
>Apocalypse
>Where did my dad go?
>Leave underground shelter to find him
>>709237339
nah
>came out in 09
>>709236868
no mans lie
>>709237434
Two Worlds
>>709237460
Spartan
>>709237468
Uncle touchey's naked puzzle basement
>who gives a shit about duck
>romance?
>End Task: romance
>cockblocked by a glock
>Cliff racers
>More cliff racers
>Racist dark elves
>start on boat
>Clouds
>Lamb
>>709237154
>during Halloween time you get to fight an idiot in a dress
>>709237571
Walking Taco
> fucking bricks
> everythings going too fast
> fuck fuck fuck
>>709237543
WINRAR
>spawn naked and waste a week or 2 of your life
>servers wipe
>you kys
>>709237510
Fo3
>>709237585
Morrowind too easy
>>709237557
Halo
>>709237621
Bueno
>>709237468
Ico
you pretty much described exactly what it is. youre supposed to "poorly" describe it
>>709236929
Dylind Light
>>709237257
Slightly Irritated Philosophy Simulator 2016 gone wild gone sexual GOTY edition?
>>709237240
so its bf1 rite?
>>709237585
morrowind, you n'wahs
>>709237323
Didn't even notice. Thanks for checking
>>709234670
Crackdown?
>>709237634
Rust or ARK
>>709236367
Borderlands?
>im gonna fight em off
>a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
>die
>make a deal with a god
>save Tokyo
>we gods now n shiet
>Wop
>Join fat wop
>Do Wop shit
>High poinf of career is in 20 years you become a nigger's errand boy
>>709237703
no its Verdun
>>709237773
Halo
>>709237634
rust
>>709237661
Yeah nigga
>Glorified Dog fighting
>follow person from your town through life tearing down what they build.
>>709237769
winned
>>709237766
no nigger dinos
Ur a faggot everyone OP
>>709237140
Where the fuck else would that nigga be. That's his fucking home. He's a goddamn dragon, not like he's gonna go crash at some friend's place for the night.
>>709237680
I was trying to be as vague as possible
>>709237641
yep
>>709237810
bf1: verdun?
>>709237819
nah
>>709237773
battlefield 1
>year 21xx??
>be janitor for super-corporation
>pay is shit
>union never has your back
>clean up things legal immigrants would never touch
>supposed to be realistic
>then you hear the voices
>4, DRIVER, GET IN TRUCK
>>709236707
Minecraft.
>>709237821
winner winner chicken dinner
>>709237794
Mafia 2.
>>709237899
win
>>709237940
win
>Literal space niggers with green skin
>Space jews that look like elves
>Japanese blue skinned aliens with blocky golden technology and an unquenchable lust to spread their islam-like religion
>Humans are stagnant assholes with shitty crumbling empire
>"AFFIX BAYONETS"
>attack door
>stop, thief!
>>709233652
>be a cunt
>escape from jail because someone dropped some mail in your cell
>find the mail man about to fucking die
>go on a mission for no fucking reason
>the most bleakest universe ever
>Crystals and shit
>Bald fucker starts a cult
>Fights like all the countries
>Aliens
>Dead franchise, fuck you EA now I only got Company of Heroes for RTS action you kike fucks
>>709237837
Battlefield 1
>pick up that can
>>709238090
Gears of Dom
>>709237179
>meet princess bitch
>has chill man-servant
>convice princess bitch to take you to your rekt home cause MUH Friends
>>709238056
Dow
>>709238104
Command and conquer
>>709237976
lol the song played at my homecoming me and my date were in fucking laughing so hard. Then i fucked her lol fun night
>>709238075
Any elder scrolls game
>>709238111
Checked but nope
>be soldier
>first mission you play as said soldier you have a near death experience
>you never speak
>later in the game you are betrayed and killed
>your nickname is also the same thing that causes you to die
here's a hint, everyone on this website has heard/played this game
>>709237964
Gud
>>709237047
Verdun nothin wrong?
>>709237468
ico
>>709238207
the fuck is DOW?
>>709237934
Arma 2
>>709238056
Warhammer?
>>709238277
Dawn of war
>>709238207
technically any wh40k game would work
>>709238239
call of duty?
>>709238125
haff rife 2
>have a gun
>be on a battlefield
>woahhh mah penis
>>709233652
Doom?
>>709238164
nope
>Game's enemies are as follows (in order)
>The shit between your couch cushions
>Literal shit
>Fucked up shit
>BIGGER fucked up shit
>Increasingly satanic shit
>Mom?
>Mom's STDs
>Mom's organs
>Satanic shit again for no reason
>Your choice of either Satan, yourself, or your corpse
>Then fuck it do the last fight again except mega everything
>>709238210
Yes.
>>709238261
Winner
>>709238303
>>709238307
winrar
>>709238239
CoD
>>709234976
Rush B simulator
>>709233652
>postwar
>not saying which
>pills are good
>stealthy survival
>oi bong wonderful day bong isn't it bong
>still in fucking alpha
>hope i didn't waste 30 bucks to see this game tank
>ninjas with tattoos
>splinter cell ninjas
>stealth
>everyone can get crazy
>>709237313
Gears of war
>>709238322
which one son
>>709238328
winrar
>>709238375
binding of issac?
>>709238289
No, way earlier than that but same series i guess
>>709238090
Pos kys faggit
>>709237866
well the only people that go in these threads are people that play video games. if you just describe the characters, its gonna be easy for us
