Worst thing you have ever done?
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Worst thing you have ever done?
>>709225557
bumped this thread
>>709225557
I have lied
Disappointed.
>>709228353
amen
>>709225557
Be born.
Let a stripper sit on my face
I said a bad word
Go on 4chan
I had sex with an african girl without a condom on my last trip to the sudan, should i get tested?
I once turned my back on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>709229118
Impossible.
>>709227469
I don't believe you
I went to a kstate football game and saw this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-A-05wPlQQ4
>>709229250
no there isn't any need. just kill yourself faggot. you literally have EVERY std and sti known to man.
Masturbated
I drove to the cemetery, took a picture of this girl's recently deceased mother's headstone and texted it to her with the caption "glad to see your mother found a diet that works for her" (she was a ham planet when she was alive).
Southerns were never ashamed to have sex with blacks.
>>709229748
Omfg
>>709229748
Wow. You're pretty cool, dude.
>>709230019
Thanks bro I did it just to impress you faggots
>>709225557
Voted Democrat
>>709230175
Oh, you mean you made something up and told it to strangers on the internet so you could impress them? Even cooler and edgier.
>>709229748
Laughed my ass off. Thats some cold blooded shit anon. I sure hope she pissed you off before hand.
friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. but then i ended up getting pregnant after highschool, so i slept with him to let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he works/pays for everything. i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.
>>709230296
moralfag pls go
>>709229424
Keked pretty hard.
When I was a cashier and had a customer I didn't like, I'd fuck with their bags. Put chemicals with food etc. Doubt anything happened but you know...
>>709230296
No I really did it. But whether you believe it or not makes absolutely no difference at all to me. The girl used to be my friend but became a total cunt and after not talking to her for 2 years she texted me just to rag on my girlfriend. Said some terrible fucking shit about her and when I learned that her mother had died....well....the cemetery was like 15 minutes away.
>>709230421
I hope he finds out and Chris Benoit's your family.
>>709230424
Not moral at all. If you're going to make up a story, at least put some effort into it. That story is shit whether it's real or made up.
>>709230346
Yeah she did. She said some terrible shit about my girlfriend (of 8 years) just to be a cunt. Maybe she wanted my dick and that was her stupid way of telling me, but I don't care.
Accidentally burned my house down when I was like 5, messed with some exposed wires and shit, never told anyone.
>>709230704
>you're making it up!!
>well maybe not but it's a shit story anyway
Whatever you say kek
>>709230704
I didnt write the story anon. Also, youre forgetting an important image board rule.
B8-Memetic superposition is a fundamental principle of memetic post mechanics. It states that, much like posts in classical forums, any two (or more) post-states (Ex: b8, shitposting, funposting, seriousposting) can be added together ("superposed") and the result will be another valid post-state; and conversely, that every post-state can be represented as a combination of two or more other distinct states. Mathematically, it refers to a property of solutions to the Schrödinger equation; since the Schrödinger equation is linear, any linear combination of solutions will also be a solution.
Apply that to story belief and youll be on point.
>>709231041
>>709231041
Yeah, fuck me, everyone remembers this rule, it's common knowledge around here.
When's your thesis going to be publicly released, doc? You fucking know it all faggot.
The race is a stable entity. It can assimilate, but barely can mix into something new.
>>709230421
Go fuck yourself. You should feel insanely guilty.
I seduced my ex while she was dating some stoner guy. We fucked all the time. I later ruined their relationship by spreading rumors and planting evidence on him. Eventually she left him. I don't really care about either of them though. The sex was nice I guess but not that important.
Anyway he committed suicide about a week ago. I don't feel any remorse, he beat my ex and was really possessive.
Told my mom to kick rocks and stayed up an hour past my bed time
>>709231667
Its common knowledge anon. Maybe if you took the time to remember it instead of beating your meat to dan schneider loli footy pics, your posts could surpass the title of shitstained cancer.
>>709225557
When I was 4 I had a difficult time telling the difference between babies and baby dolls so I bit their fingers. If they cried they were real, if they didn't they were dolls.
>>709225557
I fapped and came to pic related. I feel violated. Please help.
>>709225557
I burnt down a Forrest in my town.. shut down a high school volley ball practise at a high school near by. Got a few people evacuated from their homes, whole bunch of home had to get smoke cleaning companies.. we made the local news for like three days straight...
Completely by accident...
>>709230692
Lol nice
Fucked a girl, took her virginity, broke up with her and started fucking/dating her best friend the day after.
>>709225557
I soaked a dog treat in anti freeze and gave it to my neighbors dog who hoped his fence and bite my dog.. they had to take the dog to a vet, seen it once then gave the dog away... I don't know too exactly understand the situation
>>709232835
Hopefully it was a pitbull
>>709225557
Stole roughly two grand over the course of four months from my church to feed my drinking habits and other things
Threw away my ex gfs bunny in the dumpster
>>709232336
Weve all had those days anon. It will be with you for the rest of your life.
Basically stole my grandmas car. She has dementia
>>709232302
this is the greatest thing i've ever read.
Not the worst thing I've done but
I use to write graffiti. One night I had just finished taking a few pictures of something that I wrote. Some guy pulled up in his shitty car, asked me if I'm the one responsible for this. I said "no of course not".
A few days later I came back to the same spot and found his car parked.
I painted his windows black, wrote KYS, bitch, and big penis
>>709233402
Wow you sound like a cunt
I ate a whole bag of doritos once.
Still managed to make it to work the next day.
Some fat chick threw away her bra in the laundry room at my old apartment. I took it and sniffed it while i masturbated.
>>709225557
I lost
the game
>>709233734
It's hard to resist the smell of...boobs...I guess
I whipped and then I nay nayed.
>>709233527
Oh yeah, I'm an asshole. Like I said not the worst thing I've done.
He was a yuppie anyway, he needs to hang himself
>>709233989
Out
>>709233734
i know that tits feel like bags of sand, but i'm not sure what they smell like. i imagine either armpits, salty breast milk and pennies, or an old yo-yo string. which is it, anon?
>>709233870
Chick had some pheromones for sure.
>>709229748
>>709230421
Brilliant.
>>709234186
there was a little hint of perfume
>>709233402
Tell us, what's the worst thing?
You seem pretty edgy, anon.
>>709230692
kek
I was at work one day and pissed off that I as a college grad was washing pots at some shit job because I couldn't find a real gig. A homeless lady came into the store one day and went straight to the bathroom. Instantly I just had thoughts of her just messing it up and whatnot as the smell that was coming off her was terrible. It was pretty close to the kitchen and she could have heard me(more than likely she did not ) but I was furious that a potential mess could have been made and i would be the unlucky soul to clean it up. ANYWAYS the front staff said she could not just sit inside the shop and not order anything but she always came back but . On my way home all i could think about was this homeless lady and how she probably was frequenting the shop because of its cutesy nature ..maybe it reminded her or normalcy, maybe her father used to take her someplace similar. I bought a scratcher later that day and oddly won...it was 10$..not alot but i promised myself to to give it to her so she could sit in the shop and enjoy herself even just for little...anyways I guess the front staff made a point and she never came back...I always keep that 10 dollars in my wallet now to remind myself that people are people and everyone wants to feel normal even if they are homeless or w.e
>>709232953
How did u steal it? What will you tell god when he comes to collect?
>>709230626
Boo hoo you little fucking pussy, bet that made you feel real heartless and tough right? Oh no she stopped answering you and made fun of your girlfriend. So you do some shit that she probably won't ever forget. You're probably gonna cry like a bitch when your whore mother dies, and even harder when whatever skank you're dating leaves you.
Not moralfag, but it's literally so gay and corny that you think that's cool
You're everything wrong with this generation. Desensitised and going to the extreme for no good reason. What happened to being badass for being a class act, like James Bond? You can still be a cunt to someone without stooping so low that you have to use her dead mum as artillery. Jesus Christ you are such a fucking faggot. I can only imagine what you look like, probably skate shoes and faggot little skinny jeans
>>709234730
oh yes, you terrible person. How do you live with yourself.
>>709235079
by learning from my mistakes ?
>>709234624
Kek I see the sarcasm. I don't need to tell you, it doesn't matter. You'd probably think I'm making it up.
>>709234730
Good story man. You're a pretty cool dood in my book
:')
>>709235051
You know he is probably lying about saying that stuff. A lot of people pretend they're tough via anonymous, for some sense of realness I guess. It's popular nowadays to live your life like, every betrayal has costed you so much trust in humans. Its almost comical, i mean, i get it, no one likes to be used, or hurt but that's apart of life, you gotta go through these steps to realize when those same steps are coming again, and how to avoid them. People that play this whole " i'm cynical" are just people to scared to try, i'd rather be a failure than a man afraid to even attempt.
>>709235051
>like James Bond
What are you, 12? You know James Bond isn't real, right?
>>709234028
No, you do. Taking pride in being an asshole is 1/10 personality trait
>>709235051
>>709235051
Mate fucking kill yourself. Typing up that much makes me feel like your the girl he sent it to
>be 4th grade
>girl in front of me
>we in line
>going to walk to buses
>she is casually talking to her friends
>be looking at her
>funny thought pops up
>decide to pretend to hit her
>.hereitcomes.jpg
>with all my might hit here in mouth
>...
>she screams with blood
>i run to teacher and tell her
>teacher helps here
>i go to buses
>never hear of this moment again
>me and her never talked after that
>mfw
>>709235411
Not the point at all but whatever
Obviously he wasn't real but I'm saying just being a classy, stoic, smart guy who doesn't take shit, as opposed to a little over volatile stupid hipster pussy
>>709235411
>Missing the point entirely
raped the girl I lost my virginity to, basically
she was super shy/introverted and submissive, i was a desperate virgin. managed to wear her down over like an hour and then had some of the most terrible sex of my life. didn't even cum.
didn't realize what happened until later, felt bad about it.
i also saw some guy getting the fucking shit kicked out of him by like 3 niggers in an alley one time, didn't do shit, didn't even call the cops. just went home.
>>709235615
Thank you
>>709235512
You must still be in 4th grade
Raped my ex gf while she was asleep and came inside her....did she know??..was it rape?
>>709225557
i spent my life praising a religion founded on magical candles that burn longer than should. and now i dominate the news, media and finances of the world. with that being said i am god and even your jesus christ praised my candles.
go fuck yourself white boy i am in charge. hate me all you want in your replies, but i own your entire country and the fucking planet. i cause terrorists to exist and world wars to start.
i am a fucking jew.
>be me
>4th grade
>shit my pants bad
>whole class stops
>smellsbadman.jpg
>mom comes with new underwear
>change in bathroom
>happy that mom brought clean underwear
>swing shit filled underwear over my head
>shiteverywhere.exe
>come out screaming and covered in shit
>bathroom is in the classroom
>whole class see's
>ran down the hall as fast as I could
>mfw
>>709235392
No I really did it. If I thought it would prove anything I'd post the screenshot but I'd have to blur out the name on the headstone and whatever and everyone will accuse it of being shooped anyway, so...
I really don't feel bad about it. The girl was a 24 karat cunt who said some terrible shit about someone I loved. So I returned the favor.
>>709225557
Are you from Kansas OP?
>>709235887
+1
rawr xD *nuzzle*
>>709235887
At least you admit it.
>>709234730
She just had to take a shit bro, chill the fuck out.
>You got $10 you can lend me? I'll go and take a shit On your sink, or whatever....
>>709235887
but that reverse troll, chances are you are a swastika waving skinhead kyke curb stomper.
>>709235887
Fuck. My dad taught me about you people.
What I'll never understand is why Hitler was considered a bad guy?
>>709235953
Don't even try and compare someone you started dating what? A month ago? A week ago? A year ago? To someone who raised you, made you, and took care of you, fucking nigger, you aren't a savage you're just a heartless asshole and everyone in this thread hates you, gtfo
>>709235887
i too am a jew. will someone fuck me and call me a woman? then give me a trophy for participating?
>>709235887
"sad but true"
>>709230421
>>709229748
>ham planet
>>709235601
Do you realize where you are right now? It's not like this girl was a total saint and I picked on her for no good reason; she was a cunt, and hell, she was always a cunt -- even when I was friends with her. She was incredibly mean-spirited towards others. I gave her a bit of comeuppance. /b/ usually appreciates this kind of thing.
>>709235920
I had anal leakage through most of my middle school career. I wore diapers. One time I got pantsed in gym. Had to move schools.
>>709235920
>swing shit filled underwear over my head
I'm gonna fucking die
>>709236589
/b/ doesn't appreciate someone who lies about an asshole thing to look like a fucking G.I. Joe savage keyboard warrior stupid nigger
>>709236257
It'll be 9 years next week. It sounds to me like you lost your mother and are still grieving her loss and the unredeemed good boy points you accumulated. See a therapist if you'd like to talk about it, but that's not /b/'s problem.
>>709236093
Is this supposed to make any sort of logical point?
>>709236815
Oh go blog about it why don't you
>>709235495
*you're
An old blind woman scratched my elbow and I reflexively swung my arm back and broke her nose.
>>709236851
I hope your whore girlfriend cheats on you, takes all your shit and leaves you for a black guy you fucking faggot
Probably stealing drugs from my pharmacy job or telling my (ex)girlfriend i hope she miscarriages
>>709236799
Wait till you hear this.
>Be chocolate cake day at school.
>Crazy kid gets ahold of chocolate fudge
>Managed to get almost naked and smear the chocolate all over himself.
>Made choco-angels all over the school campus walls.
>>709237130
That's pretty good, but shit is where it's at.
>>709237201
grats, i'll probably end up using this
>>709235051
Cringe
>be me
>2nd grade
>in classroom
>teacher didn't come that day
>waitting for substitute teacher
>everyone running, screaming and shit
>clownfiesta.webm
>tables were big and had little space to walk between them
>my best friend was in front of me
>i pushed him
>he fucking hit his eye on a table corner
>lower eyelid just ripped
>bleeds like a motherfucker
>he ended up blind on that eye
ever since that day im affraid of touching people thinking i could hurt them, shit was traumatic as fuck
>>709237063
That would be neat. Relationships seem to lose their shine after the first 9 years, so hey, maybe it would be best for us to go our separate ways. Either way, I won't regret taking a picture of that girl's dead mother's headstone and sending it to her. Sometimes I think about it randomly and I laugh so hard I have to stop whatever I'm doing to collect myself
>>709225557
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
>>709237567
Nope. You are definitely a faggot.
I dated a girl starting in high school and halfway through college. 4 1/2 years total. Wore her down and got her virginity after 4 years. 6 mos. later she broke up with me and married a youth for Christ minister about a year after that. Wish I hadn't.
>>709236799
second worse thing I've ever done
>4th grade birthday party
>friend who pulled his crotch shows up to party
>call him Brad
>mom gives us all speech
>brad is walking like a cowboy don't make fun of him
>Hatch Idea
>it was indoor/outdoor party
>brad enters indoors alone
>kick him square in the nuts
>no one around to see
>friends come in
>wtf.jpg
>"what happened?"
>lie and tell them it was not me
>parents get involved
>continue denying because no proof
>My parents end up driving me over to Brads house
>His parents think he is lying and he has to apologize to me
>mfw
Went on a sex vacation in Thailand
>decide to call up an uber since the bar I wanted to go to is a bit far
>when it arrived I noticed some one was in the backseat
>10 yr old looking girl wearing a t shirt and skirt
>driver tells me In the best English he could that he didn't want to leave his daughter alone so he brought he me along
>even though I was slightly weirded out I decided to suck it up and get in
>2 mins into the ride I realized this was a mistake because the girl was clinging onto me rubbing my stomach trying to look at me seductively
>had to move her hand a couple of times off my crotch and stop her from sitting in my lap 5 times
>finally my driver straight up tells me if I can have her for a half hour for only 100$
>I was really tempted to but I ended up declining
>the he offered again for 60$
>I gave in, I shouldn't of but I fucking did
>after she saw me hand money over to her dad she immediately started cover up the back windows with curtains attached to suction cups
>I felt a terrible guilt and excitement at the same time while she did this
>then after she finished she started to undo my pants and pulled my cock out
>after licking and sucking for a bit she took her shirt and skirt off and sat in my lap
>I licked her all over ignoring the taste and smell
>Groping her tiny ass and making out with her while I completely indulged in her body
>after I was done with her she dressed up and took the curtains down
>threw my condom out the window and then went and acted like nothing fucking happend
>I arrived 10 mins later and sat at the bar being propositioned by whores constantly while I contemplated life
>brought a slut to fuck at my apartment but I couldn't get into it
>I think I've been ruined on normal sex forever
>>709237684
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight...
...and I'll take a picture of her headstone and send it to you a week from now.
>>709237546
jesus thats fucked
>>709237546
Hey buddy, it's me, your best friend from 2nd grade. I was just pretending about the eye thing, actually, but thanks for caring.
This girl fell asleep in my car when i was taking her home.
I groped her, rubbed her nipples and pussy and kissed her. She did not wake up until i tried to move her legs.
I don't feel bad but that's probably the worst. She has a bf
>>709237908
funny thing, my childhood just got worse and worse after that day, ain't even the worst thing that ever happened to me...
My wife was married to her husband of 20 years when I met her. Came between them and married her 31 days after their divorce. We've been married 11 years.
>>709237677
Well done Chuck well done, know that ye are not the only old Fag my fellow Goonie!
>>709237789
Nice.
>>709237986
How fat is her ass and how tiny is her head? Girl's built like a bowling pin...
>>709230421
I hope he finds out and Chris Browns you
One summer when I was 15, my mind suddenly became bombarded with unwanted sexual thoughts about my mom. It got so bad that I attempted suicide by slamming a rock into my head. Me being the huge pussy that I was, only bumped my head a little bit, just enough to hurt and cause weird shit to happen for a couple days. I completely missed my temple anyway.
>>709233402
I used to write too
Worst thing I did was cover someone's bike with stickers though
>>709232046
He probably beat her cause she cheated. Not saying it was right but it could'be possibly been avoided if you backed out of both their lives to begin with like you're supposed to when you break up
>>709238137
Worst thing I have ever done to someone
>be me
>4th Grade
>peanut table at lunch
>10 friends all eating
>sit next to Brad
>Brad has peanut allergy
>Hatch brilliant idea
>everyonesgonnalaugh.jpg
>"hey brad what would happen if I did this?"
>smear peanut butter all over his face
>goes into shock
>ambulance comes
>carts him out of lunch
>mfw when I didn't get suspended
>>709238817
You rubbed your nuts all over his face
>>709238139
That's my fetish
USAF drone pilot. You faggots have no idea the shit we do. If there is a hell I'll be going there.
>>709238918
oh do tell
>>709237986
Sounds like the time I was in the backseat with one of my friend's in highschool. I was sitting right next to her in the car, after we were done at the mall, her mom agreed to drop me off at my other friend's house (*male friend*).I really had a thing for my friend and I think she kinda knew but for the most part tried to ignore it. I thought I was being sneaky so I put my hand under her tit and sorta poked it with my fingers. She just gave me this blank stare and then rolled her eyes like "Whatever, get it out of your system". All that happened as we pulled up to my homie's house. I then proceeded to tell him about it. I was a virgin back them and still sort of am. (*my current gf is into abstinence I think, and I haven't gotten her into full fledged sex yet, just sexual touching*) Apparently my friend wasn't violated because we still hung out nand talked after that. She probably thought I just had a small lapse in sanity
>>709236815
dude,
you're white knighting so fucking hard right now it hurts,
who gives a fuck if it's true or not,
it made at least one anon chuckle,
fuck off to tumblr.
>>709238817
>>709238898
TOP KEK
>>709230019
found the lard ass
>>709230704
>>709235051
found the fatty
I legit raped a girl once
>be me
>10 years old
>trick or treating
>house has bowl outside
>takeone.jpg
>took two
>regret it forever.
>>709239217
Haha. You fucking idiot. Everything about that, holy shit.
>gf
>is into
>abstinence
>gf
>abstinence
From you maybe. I can nearly promise that as soon as some alpha Chad takes an interest in her she'll drop her panties faster than you drop your spaghetti in a social setting.
>>709240117
hardcore
>>709237063
Take your white knight bullshit to Reddit this is /b/
>>709240117
kek
>>709240117
You should turn yourself in
>>709239977
Greentext
i pissed on my grandmothers face
>>709238918
Yes we do know, faggot. That's why 'Murika has more enemies than ever in the Middle East.
https://youtu.be/Mh-Ory1VIBo
>>709239217
> I was a virgin back them and still sort of am.
kek
>>709230421
I hope he finds out and chris farleys your whole family
>>709238072
>ain't even the worst thing that ever happened to me...
>you made someone blind, at this point I don't really care about you unless something worse happened to you
>>709225557
>be me first grade
>used to shit pants everyday to avoid going in from recess
>moretimewithfriends.jpeg
>pants full of shit in class and someone smells
>who did it? who did it?
>blame it on mexican girl maria
>called her stinky girl all the way till we graduated highschool
Posted my ex's nudes on /b/, accidentally left in the filename and she got doxxed. Still feel awful about it. She forgave me though, for some reason.
>>709225557
Fucked a fat chick.
>>709241010
Nice going, retard. Why'd you cop to it? I'd deny everything.
I burnt a hobbo's safe place one. Accident.
Ummh... I have a lot of naked pictures of girls I know thanks to a fake Facebook profile. Oldest one is 20 years old.
I love going out to the streets and beat the hell out of shitty gang members. Not that bad, but I ended up getting one into a coma.
>>709225557
Fingered two girls who were passed out.
Drugged my girlfriend ( at the time) by slipping lorazepam into her beer so shed black out and then bought beer with her bank card.
I steal all the time.
Knocked up3 different girls while still being with my girlfriend of 5 years.
I dunno lots a stuff
![hehehehehehh].gif](https://i.imgur.com/eazUnzn.gif "hehehehehehh].gif")
>>709230692
>>709238282
>>709240897
>>709225557
Glen and Abraham both die...
>>709230421
i hope he finds out and christians ur whole famly
>>709230421
Pasta
>>709230421
Copy and paste more please
>>709241239
What gangs are they usually a part of? Do you start a confrontation or do you jump the,? Use any weapons? Find any on them? Do you take their wallet and shit?
>>709241289
did they keep the kids?
>>709225557
A girl I dated left me for someone else, he dumped her a week later and she tried getting back together with me, I agreed, and after a few weeks of letting her like me again, gaining my trust, and becoming dependent on me, I left and said I never liked her
>>709241289
>steal all the time
Yeah, same. What do you steal?
I usually nab lighters/weed/pills from houses that I party at, and any spare cash laying around.
I'll also pretend to drink more than I did and "pass out" and then get up later and steal from people who are sleeping. Had a guy catch me once and nearly got my ass kicked.
>>709240678
>links to YouTube
>claims to have real knowledge
That's just the stuff deemed okay for civs to see. You really have no idea.
The Predator UCAV is a toy, we have far better systems I've wiped entire villages off of the map.
>>709225557
Cheat on my girlfriend
>>709240989
>>used to shit pants everyday to avoid going in from recess
>moretimewithfriends.jpeg
Lolkek.jpg
>be me
>16
>in high school
>good student
>diagnosed with OCD and anxiety
>start taking pills
>body doesn't react really well
>develop anger problems
>late to a class one morning
>this teacher is a fucking legit psycho
>teacher loses his shit
>I lose my shit
>"ANON, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE"
>"yeah yeah whatever"
>for some reason this argument has really pissed me off
>go to the parking lot and key his car
>"Mr. Anon is a faggot cunt"
>also smash his windows in
>school goes into frenzy trying to find out who did it
>I get scared
>anonymously tip off that another student did it
>this student is a bad kid, and always in trouble so naturally everyone believes it's him
>psycho teacher confronts the kid and starts pushing him around
>kid pulls out a knife and stabs the teacher 3 times
>teacher dies
>basically my fault
>knowbody found out it was me who fucked with his car
>>709241832
Cool! What's stopping you from doing whatever the hell you want with the drones though?
>>709241628
The ones near my place. I start a confrontation sometimes, I tell them shit like they did graffiti on my place or shit.
I use a golf stick, but when I'm bored I like to beat the hell out of them with my bare hands. (I do boxing and mma since I was 14, 23 now)
Nah, I ain't a fucking thief. I just love to beat up dudes who makes my hood looks like shit.
I've sent this copypasta to at least 50 people, on a risk website.
>Nothing can ever get fixed by outside sources, Anon.
Not on your life, should you ever undertake counsel or advice from anybody.
The only answer is to shed light on the darkness that has ensnared itself deep within you.
You, yourself, are a harbinger of the light. You must schlepp-along to the very end of the hidden backstreets of your mind.
You must make every suppressed thought that has wriggled itself in your conscience, into a reality.
>>709241910
Really? Got a news article or anything?
Today i merged without using my turn signal.
I cant sleep.
Do i turn myself in, wait for them to find me, or an hero?
>>709225557
Browsed 4chin.
Also shit on my neighbours cat....
>>709225557
I on regular occasions seek out sex with sexually abused women. They're so fucked up they always want it. I know it's wrong.
had this new girl in college coming from an orphan shelter, she was stinking horribly, so i suggested that we all put some money to buy her a spray deodorant and some day after we offered it to her, it was all fun until she happily accepted it and was really thanksful. i was feeling rly bad after that
>>709241234
I was the only one who she sent anything to.
My friends wife on her wedding night gave me a blow job at the wedding party. We were drunk as fuck still no excuse but she said she just wanted to do one last crazy thing.
>>709225557
Your mom....
>>709242330
Yeah nah not supplying evidence of this happening. Pretty good way to exposed myself ya idiot.
Worst thing i ever done is request someone to meet me somewhere to kill me.... tonight. Lets do this.
>>709242528
lol all u did was key a car, who cares about that
>>709230863
kekd
>>709242528
If there is a news story someone will find it.
>>709230421
Wait, that sounds almost like what happened to me, and I've had my suspicions. Maybe I should get that DNA test done and find out for sure about the kid and my bitch wife is bleeding me dry...
>>709242330
>>709242528
http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/09/14/16/irate-student-stabs-teacher-to-death-in-cdo
>>709241932
Mostly court-martial and chain of command.
In the kabob regions most targets marked for complete destruction are so far away from civilization that I don't really have a way to go rogue. I've done ops over domestic and other friendly territories but I'm pretty sure if I bombed a suburban neighborhood they'd cover it up somehow, maybe a gas leak explosion or something then I'd die of a freak accident somehow.
>>709242689
Suck my cock first ?????
>>709242471
Could've said you sent it to a few friends or something. Or even just "I have no idea how this happened! Maybe someone H4XX0RED MY PHONE???!!?"
Anything other than "Yeah I posted your pictures on a taiwanese netting forum so 15 year olds could jerk off to it, sorry." I'd be afraid of that shit spreading.
>>709230421
Came here to post this. Disappointed I didn't get to. Here's another you.
Fucking a tranny in the alley behind the bar. Where huge party was going on girl I was seeing came out looked behind the dumbster saw me ran out screaming and crying never talk to me again. But hot ass tranny can't pass up
>>709242815
Kek
>>709230421
That's bad.
TITS OR GTFO
Fapped to this video.
Twice.
Heavy-r.com/video/109975/Worst_Acting_In_Porn_History/
>>709242750
My actions were the reason a dude got killed and a young man fucked his life up entirely.
>>709242767
I've never been able to find anything online. I've got the original newspaper though. This happened around 20 years ago.
>>709225557
Hey, I live there!
>>709242801
i found another article about it as well, just googled "student stabbed teacher three times" (4chan thought link i tried to paste was spam)
>>709243020
Yoy should write a book about it.
>>709242689
If you live anywhere in Idaho post address and I'll come kill you tomorrow.
>>709242458
Sounds fun, I'd be good at that. How do you find them?
Hmmm lets see . supply drugs to people. They lose kids. Commit arson for hire . murder for hire. Have set up people for crimes they didnt commit but where found guilty. Of . money collection for loansharks. Have brought down ma and pa buisness from the inside for monatary gain. Just pure evil and it bothers me not
/88/
Is 4chan seriously full of pussies now? Do you remember the ledgends that.killed themselves. Think of the.glory.ofeeting me somewhere generic and being able to be a legend
>>709243153
I live in washington, sorry bro
>>709243347
wtf are you on about?
>>709230421
Lol that's classic XD
>>709225557
>7th st downtown LA
>dared my syrupd friend to kick a homeless dude
>he walk up to dude and booted him
>right into traffic
>dude got ran over by a long ass bus and died
>shit was on the news
>surveillance video of both of us
>felt badman afterwards
mfw: that nigga dont even remember doing it
>>709243454
Where in Washington? I'm serious, I'll murder you for free, I've been wanting to try killing somebody.
>>709243347
mongoloid
>>709243517
I want to be murdered
>>709230692
Kek
>>709243609
Do you have telegrame the messaging app?
>>709236607
kek
>>709243619
just go into a black neighbourhood and scream
"niggers can suck my dick"
>>709243746
>>709243609
Also.. in tacoma washington
One of the most crime populated cities in america
>>709243619
Fucking pussy . do it ur self
Shitty date I had last month
>Be me
>Won a raffle at shcool for 2 free movie tickets
>Invite ex on Facebook
>Still liked the bitch, even though it was September and we broke up in April.
>Thinking I can get my teen dick wet.
>We go to movies, confusing ass bus ride, no idea where I'm going
>Eventually arrive, I'm looking autistic as fuck
>I feel lik e I should explain I'm in Gr. 10, she's in Gr. 9. We dated las year, so we wentto the same school, but not during this story
>Run into old teacher
>OhfuckIlooklikeapedo.png
>Make smalltalk, not bringing up the date
>Watch Bridget Jones' Baby
>OkayMovie.mp4
>Leave, take bus to her place.
>Awkwardly apologize for th fight, even though she caused it
>Arrive at her door.
>She attempts to leave
>"Hey, wait!"
>Yeah, Anon?"
>"Thanks for going out with me"
>She hugs me.
>THE BITCH ONLY FUCKING HUGS ME
>Walks inside, and I walk home
>Mfw she never thanked me for the bus ride or the movie.
>>709243881
L9l. You miss the point. It will be glory for someone else and ill get what i want.
![Picture_4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h1ARTi4.jpg "Picture_4[1].jpg")
>>709243874
Also. You can have my car
>>709243990
There is no glory in murder
>>709243020
hey man what you did was bad, not denying it. but you were not the person who stabbed the teacher to death. and that's not the kind of thing that someone who would have been perfectly a-ok anyway would do just because they got blamed for keying a car when they didn't actually do it.
my point is, your actions were only "the reason" for the killing in a very limited sense. there was a whole lot of fucked up shit that had to happen in the past to the young man who did it. what you did had really terrible timing.
unless you KNEW that by blaming it on him, he would flip out and kill the teacher. but you didn't claim that, and it would be a silly thing to claim anyway.
I fucked my uncles wife a week after they got married.
>>709244111
Hah!! Tripps bitches
>>709237677
Clever
>>709243874
>10hr drive
Eh. Sorry mate, no dice. Good luck to you, though. Here's a good website for offing yourself, since finding people to kill you is probably hard.
http://lostallhope.com/
>>709230421
Jess?
>>709237865
Nice
facebook/LADbible/videos/2325353327511844/
>>709244438
Dad?
>>709244597
Mom?
>>709244706
debra?!
Told my best friends retarded sister that a ghost lived in her favorite panties just to get her put of them.
>>709244706
nope just chuck testa
I replied to this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfDX9WOXbTk
My best friend's mom in high school collapsed unconscious at home. When he ran out of the room to call 911 (pre-cellphone days) I lifted up her skirt and pulled her panties aside to see her pussy. Turns out she had an aneurism and died
>>709242817
I felt that honesty was the least that she deserved, oh well. I've had a bad run with keeping secrets, much easier to just tell the truth, even if it's worse.
>>709244991
Good instincts tbh
>>709245252
actually terrible instincts, people piss and shit when they die
>>709241979
So you always hit first? Do any of them know who you are? They could try jumping you.
>>709245403
I piss and shit every day. Am I dead?
>>709244991
Did u stick a finger in?
>>709245574
No, I'm not that fucked up.
>>709232469
bailey?
>>709245490
if you have to ask, you'll never know
>>709242808
I liek you
>>709230692
Used Chris Benoit as a verb. Well played!
>>709244828
Haha. Gotta watch out for Casper. (This legit, or just taking a page from Anger Management?)
Bay No man sky
>>709233402
'Write' graffiti? Are you an ESL student or the squarest tagger ever?
>>709225557
I once put a dead mouse who'd been lying outside for like 3 days, in the mail box of a guy in my class when I was about 11. He was a spoiled, huge cunt, who everyone hated and I can't remember but I was pretty pissed off at the time.
>>709244151
Similar, fucked my dad's new girlfriend a week after she moved in.. So scared of him finding out, he'll kill me if he does.
Everybody thought one of our friends was a faggot but he wouldn't admit it so one night while we were drunk I pretended I was gay and blew him to prove it.
>>709230421
Lel, i'm betting on a murder-suicide. Would be nice to hear of a vicious cunt killed for being her own nasty ass self.
Fall in love
>>709247572
It'll get better champ, that 16th birthday should be coming up soon
>>709236607
>be me
>high as a space mobile
>riding in the back of friends truck
>in suburban area
>have route 44 sonic drink
>lady waking dogs
>throw full drink at lady
>hit her in the chest
>feel bad forever but was laugh at time
>>709229748
I thought you were going to dig up the grave or some shit. Making mom jokes isn't that bad.
>>709230421
Seems like he might actually be happy, and you're doing everyone a favor by preventing a loser like him from passing on his genes.
>>709232046
Stoners are worthless people anyway.
>>709235710
That is not even related to rape.
I yelled "you fucking cunts" to some kindergardeners once, got some nasty looks from their teacher
>>709247891
Is that why people do that?
Related story
>be me
>in high school
>like 14
>had a walmart right across from high school
>kids walk there at lunch
>walking there at lunch because no car
>alone because no friends
>car of random older kids drives by
>nails me with half-full fast food drink
>cold as shit outside, instantly pissed
>hear them laughing
>cho.jpg
>continue on to walmart, whatever
>see car pulling into walmart parking lot
>get idea
>get over to car, pull out key
>glancing around nervously, sweat piling up
>boner for some reason
>leave like a 10 inch gash in the paint with my key
>go into walmart, buy shitty bag of walmart chicken, walk back to school
I actually saw them all gathered around the car on my way out, but kept way the fuck away from them so they wouldn't recognize me. Never even found out who they were.
>>709236257
You are a real boring cumgargling faggot aren't you. Your dad should have shot you up your mums aft fucked crusty aids-ridden asshole.
>>709230421
Ohhhh you bitch. Better be b8
>>709243969
underage /b/an
>>709238101
You got 9 more years to go anon
>>709237733
>halfway through college
>having to wait 4 years for sex
>in college
You could have fucked someone within the first day of attending college you fucking betafag. Why the fuck would you wait 4 entire years.
>>709225557
>left small animal trap in woods
>come back 6 months later to catcicle
>>709235512
>be 4th grade
>fat kid named jimmy behind me always trying to touch me
>talking to my friends about how jimmy always smells like bologna
>jimmy says "hey anon"
>scratches my nose and it bleeds a little
>jimmy is crying and running to his bus thinking the teacher doesn't know
>teacher says it's cause jimmy likes me and doesn't know what to say
>kick his ass next day with ashley and he never talks to me again even though now (6th grade) he is cute and doesn't smell like bologna
>mfw we both use 4chan
>>709249822
>now (6th grade)
>>709249822
come back when you're old enough to write
I got caught
>>709225557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olZtBCb25ls
>>709250123
yeah
When I was 7 I strangled my hamster to see if his death would make me cry
>>709251814
Did it?
>>709225557
Stole a bunch of money from parents to buy heroin
IM SO FUCKING DONE
No I saw it coming which kind of defeated the purpose I guess
When i was around 8yrs old i dared my friend to eat dog shit, if he completed it he would get my playstation. He eats it and everyone finds out, the poor guy switches school and i have not heard from him since. And before you ask,ofcourse he did not get my playstation :^)
>>709251983
Done this too. Feels badman. It seemed perfectly logical at the time though.
>>709230421
He will find out. And when he does I hope he throws you and your crotch-fruit into the fucking street, you vile waste of pussy-skin.
>>709232302
This is PRECISELY what I've come to expect from /b/. Excellent work, you poor bastard.
>>709252125
I was convinced I could just do it forever if I only stole small amounts but I kept needing more heroin, fucking heroin man
I overwrote a few of my brother's video game files.
Had sex with my friends wife whilst drunk.
Stole loads out my dads till (he owns a shop).
Hit my girlfriend back after years of her starting fights with me, in front of our daughter too.
Used to be cruel to my dogs for no apparent reason when I was a kid - something I still feel very guilty for.
I do good things all day, every day now and help everyone I come across to try and balance out all the shitty behavior I've enacted in my life.
>>709252467
Same story bro. Only problem is, im still fucking doing it. Heroin and stealing. I'm tired of heroin. Tired of quitting.
>>709252690
>used to be cruel to my dogs when I was a kid
Yeah, what the fuck is that man
I was an asshole to my animals when I was like 8
>>709252828
Fuck knows dude, apparently more common than people think :(
>>709237895
Underrated post.
About 12 years old. Walking home from school with a friend and some kid i did not know. Walk past a house. Tell the others in my best showmanship way, the story that a guy was found dead in the house recently. Rotten and smelling like shit.
Turns out it was the unknown guys brother
>>709252771
Do it man, it was shitty to quit but life is so much better now that I'm done stealing
I do smoke weed though which my old psych wouldnt agree with, but you win some you lose some, at least I have a job again
>>709238918
We have every idea because it's on the news every fucking day you simple cunt. Some of those drones have cameras IN them, just in case it wasn't "Call of Duty" enough for your Cletis, 1-thumb-having ass of a country.
>>709237865
That's so incredibly fucked up.... And it seems a legit story too... Fml
>>709253323
I want to so bad. Every day. I don't have any excuse not to other than being a weak whiny bitch. The only time j have had clean from opiates in the past ten+ years has been in jail, and even then from time to time things would show up there. I want the normalcy, but I keep going back. Maybe one day. Hopefully.
>>709239217
Ok, one thing at a time...
She wasn;t trying to ignore it, she was ignoring it until you made it impossible to ignore.
If you'd acted like less of a pasta-fan you might well have got somewhere with that chick, guess we'll never know now...
And your girl is not abstinent, she just ain't fucking YOU. First sign of a better offer, she'll be schlicking that pickle in the back seat of Chads 4x4 as you cry/wank yourself to sleep.
Wake up you silly cunt.
