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This is what you eat when no one loves you.

>Shitty food / Feels thread.
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>>709221321
That is what you eat when you have no respect for yourself.
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you can't make your own food?
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>>709221321
>implying these people even go to the grocery store
>implying real trash people don't eat 7-11 3$ for 3 taquitos, 2$ for 2 slices of pizza, your basic arrangement of fast food, and 4-loko.
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>>709221497
You cant respect yourself if you arent loved even by yourself.
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>>709221321
what the hell does this have to do with someone lovibg you faggot? throw some shit in tbe oven or on the stove you fartsuck.
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>>709221321
That's actually delicious if you know the trick.
1) put all the corn in the shitty instant potatoes
2) cut up the meat
3) dip the meat in the potoes and corn mixture scooping up as much as possible with each bite
It's dope as fuck.
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>>709221321
the corn and taters are actually really good. idk what youre complaining about
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>>709221321
Sign up for "Blue Apron" or something.
You might get a sense of accomplishment out of preparing yourself a nicely cooked meal.
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My wife just left me a few days ago... I can't figure out why. I'm so sad, and I have no idea what I'm doing. Now I'm drunk and on 4chan.
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>>709221321
christ, that is sad
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>>709222027
Don't do this, I tried that shit once.
You know what they sent me?
Fucking cabbage, apples, shitty cheese and perogi dough.
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>>709221321
i just had that earlier OP. you are right. no one loves me. fuck.
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>>709221321
The sweet and sour chicken is better
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>>709222629
im more of a "stop being a lazy fuck and go to the grocery store" kinda guy.

But yes, i eat burgers like 4 times a week minimum.

Weird stuff, im not a fat fuck.
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I eat canned beans and multi-grain bread every day.

It also correlates with how I think I'm shit.
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>>709222629
Sauteed cabbage pirogi's are the bomb anon.
Grammy made them for the holidays.
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>>709221321

Dude wat.

No one loves me and I had smoked beef brisket with a side of potatoes and carrots. Cooked everything myself.
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>>709222629
kek you can choose the meals that are sent to you.
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>>709222372
Well drink more. Maybe one day you'll forget
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>>709222372
>My wife just left me a few days ago
Are you sure?
Look under the couch cushions.
Sometimes I find lost stuff there.
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>>709222937
If you say so. That shit wasn't food.
They didn't send any meat at all, if I remember right the other meal was stuffed bell peppers. That shit is not a meal, I'd rather have the shit in op's pic at least it's cheap.
>>709223069
Not really, their menu is really limited. For instance if you take something with fennel or something in it that can be used for multiple meals then fuck you that's what you're getting.
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>>709222897
thats pretty healthy tho. maybe deep down you know youre worth it

just kidding youre a piece of shit
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>>709223149
>>709223154
Thanks anons. You guys are the real deal.
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>>709223422
It's more like I know I'm an outstanding human being, but I feel like a piece of shit. But I don't meet my own standards, so relative to that, I'm a piece of shit.
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>>709221321
Maybe no one loves you because you don't know how to cook.
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>>709223569
Well....???

You gonna tell us what happened or what?
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>>709221940
This is true. Those aren't terrible. I make my own food generally, but these dinners wouldn't be a last resort for me. Plus, my kids like them. Breaks up the monotony of dad's usual cooking.
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>>709221321
you got that all twisted OP.
no one loves you. eat what you want.

>Salisbury steak isnt really that good
>cut into it and look at the cross section
>it doesnt even look like meat
>steak my ass nigga
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Learn to cook fool.

Chicken and potatoes. Cheap as hell and you can do a lot with them with just a few other basic ingredients. Even if you're full retard you can't really fuck it up.
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>>709223732
I have no idea what happened. I tried so hard to give her everything in the world. I work my ass off, gave her a beautiful house and car... she didn't have to do anything but take care of the house. Out of the blue she tells me she's not IN LOVE with me anymore and that she still loves me and she needs to move on. She's just not happy... and I don't understand. I want to die really.
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>>709222222
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>>709222372
Release her nudes here, will make you fiel much better
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>>709224188
Who spilled all that green shit on your nachos?
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Chicken and mushrooms, stir-fry sauce, some root vegetables sauteed in butter, some rice... five minutes work. It's not hard to cook.
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>>709224983
People are lazy dipshits and love to sulk.
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>>709221321

Married fag here who can cook.

Those actually aren't that bad. I like the. Anyway

but even before wife insisted on cooking when we got together. For the same price as like 2 or 3 of those.

You can make several better meals.
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>>709224983
>rice
>five minutes work
Maybe if you want starchy undercooked rice.
You need to spend five minutes just rinsing your rice if you want it half way decent.
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cream cheese hotdog anyone?
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1. Learn how to prepare the handful of meats
2. Learn how to prepare the handful of vegetables
3. Learn how to prepare the handful of starches

Combine 1 of each = massive variety of easy meals.
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>>709224470
Well I'm sorry about that OP.
But there's no reason to do anything rash.
It seems like you've got some really good quality's about you.
It takes time to find someone right for you.
Meanwhile try to enjoy yourself.

Any kids?
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>>709225312
this
god damn does it feel like it takes forever to rinse that shit
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>>709225312
Rinsing rice removes the nutrients.
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This is what you eat when you have a daughter and wife
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>>709225455
No kids, that helps. Our pets are the only thing keeping me going. They are like kids to me.
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>>709225821
The fuck is up with her eyebrows?
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I'm a bachelor that likes to cook
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>>709225821
Jesus fuck that kitchen is ugly as all sin.

Burn your fucking house down anon.
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>>709226225
>its geared to income apartment
none of us gives a fuck
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im completely out of food right now other than a tiny bit of rice and a few old ass potatoes. I have to make the walk of shame to the food bank tomorrow. First time having to go there in 3 years. Fuck my life.
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Chicken Caesar Salad with craisins topped with a balsamic vinegar dressing
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>>709226162
Single mans breakfast
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Give OP dank recipes

http://www.thecandidappetite.com/2013/01/19/spicy-sausage-potato-kale-soup/

Follow it to a T and you might just impress yourself
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>>709221321
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>>709226396
I'm just saying. Who sees THAT paint color and thinks "Oh yeah. That's the one".

It's like fucking easter gone wrong for breakfast every morning.
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>>709226414
You have a place to live? A home or apartment? How do you get money?.. you have access to the internet but no food? Explain.
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>>709221497
First post best post.
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>>709226530
Looks alright anon. Other then the complete lack of hot sauce for those eggs.
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Maybe no one loves you because you don't know how to cook
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>>709225985
> pets
BONUS
Focus your time with them. They've got no idea what's going on. You need to change their lifestyle.
And if you can get out with them they're like babe magnets.

Chicks dig guys that take care of their pets.
Someone else will come along.
Unless your wife is mental - she doesn't deserve you for what she's done.
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>>709226530
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>>709221321
My mom used to give me shit like that:)
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>>709221940
Dude you're me. That's exactly what I do it's pretty bomb all mixed and shit
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This is what you eat right now
>tfw I'm probably fitter than all of you fat neckbeards
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>>709226414
Hope you have a job anon or I can't really feel too sorry for you.

Also if you need a decent free meal, go to a local hotel during breakfast hours. Walk in carrying a bag looking like you belong. Make yourself a plate, grub up and head back out.

Obviously you can't repeat this too many times at the same place. But I stay in hotels all the time for work and the front desk folk change so fucking often. There's no way they can keep track of who belongs and who doesnt.
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>>709225755
dubs of truth
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>>709226913
I...don't even know wtf that is.
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>>709225821
What even is that food?
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>>709226821
I have been focusing on them more. work is complicating things, but you are right. I have 3 month old puppy, I should get her out there and find a distraction. You are one of the good anons, thank you.
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>>709227155
Steamed sausage m8
Do u even lift
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>>709221321

You don't have to eat that shit. You choose to eat that shit. I've got nobody in this world, but I still manage to eat well.
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When my girlfriend makes food.....
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>>709227422
Hamplanet gf detected
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>>709221321
Fucking learn to cook. God I am single and don't eat that shit.
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>>709221321
No it isn't, I learnt to cook in my late teens. Hate when people cook for me, I can make food to my preferred taste and even then it's better than half the shit any girl that has even cooked for me.
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Hungry?
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>>709221321
Are you 80 years old?
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>>709221321
>shitty food

Dude, that ain't shitty food.

Compared to what you get in Etheopia, that is food of the gods.
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r8 my cooking skills
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>>709227284
Rh - work will balance out if you keep they happy enough.

But that pup man.. what I'd give to be able to have one now myself.

>good anons
Pass that along to someone in need sometime.
We're all in this together.
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>>709227344
Just run these days. No need for lifting. Even when I did, that shit looks pretty gross.

Considering all the high protein delicious shit there is to eat, soggy dick with a used condom dangling off the tip wouldn't be near the top of my list.
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>>709226913
this could be healthy but looks like turd took a shit.
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>>709227565
>>709227565
>implying western grils can even cook
>implying asian grils aren't god tier cooks amongst wiminz
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>>709221321
Why do you need some one else to give you self gratification?

Maybe the reason they don't love you is because of this fact?

Women can sense lovers like dogs can sense negative behavior. They both tend to stay away from it. Do yourself a favor a become a better person.
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Skillet meals are easy as fuck dude. Just pour contents into skillet, come back six minutes later, stir, come back five to seven minutes later it's done and tastes better than that shit.
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>>709224983
5 minutes? how?
prepping the veggies take 5 minutes alone
this looks delicious
why do I sound like I'm about to buy your product?
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>>709227735
I'll pass it on. It's really something that an anon can help make a difference. It's a beautiful thing really.
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>>709221321
... I eat frozen food so much, why u gotta call me out op.
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>>709227761
>soggy dick with a used condom dangling off the tip
I kekd
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>too retarded to do basic cooking
>why won't anyone love me

in this case, correlation is causation, women fucking love a man that knows how to cook
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>>709227719
>lentils&ham/bacon&bacon
killself.exe
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>>709225398
>Cream Cheese hotdog
when you try to be fancy, but are really white trash at hear.
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>>709228130
>t. numale friend zoner
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>>709228186
heart*
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>>709222973
Oh well someone is too good for self pity, EEXXXCCCUUUSSSEEE US!
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I actually eat raviolli cold and directly in the can with just a fork
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>>709225821
This is what you eat when your wife is cousins with her daughter.
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>>709228134
buckwheat, bologna/mortadella and chernobyl size onion
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>>709224983
>>709227914
This. That's a thirty minute meal easily.
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>>709227995
Glad I could help.
You'll be OK.
Takes time.

I'm outta here.
Perry Mason's coming on tv.
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>>709222372
hey bro, dont be sad. fuck thinking about her, you worked your ass off for some pretty nice shit you dont need her in your life. she'll probably look back at what you gave her and feel hella bad for herself while youre out having fun.
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>>709221321
Thats what you eat when everything that is inside your heads is suicide thoughts and know that you are too much of a pussy to kill yourself, i wouldnt dare to treat myself like that.
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>>709228530
>bologna in anything
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>>709228717

The mashed potatoes are actually pretty good...
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>>709228629
I appreciate that anon. It's too bad I worry so much about her... I don't want her to have any regrets because I want her to be happy.
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>>709228530
Are you an ogre?
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>>709221940
What the actual fuck? You are suposed to give that plate to your dog, you get wonderful homemade food for 15 bucks that can be delicious for 3 or 4 days, some of you americans fucking hate yourselves don't you?
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This was my supper
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>>709226658
Not him but these days its not hard to get on the internet for free you know?
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>>709228971
Let's be real here. They're okay for being cheap. They're nothing special considering a bag of potatoes, some butter and milk is like $7 and will make you x 1000 the amount that tastes much better.
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>>709229089
no, I'm polish
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>>709221321
Why do people eat this shit?

How hard is it to cook? I'm 37 and I haven't eaten a frozen dinner for 20 years.

I got recipes if you want OP.
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>>709229109
Somebody is trying way too hard.
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>>709229153
Understood, I guess I just don't understand being on 4chan when you've got no food in the cupboards. Priorities
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>>709229020
yeah, worry is a side effect of caring too much. she doesnt care about you anymore, and she cant even appreciate your work. think about it; she's moving on, why shouldnt you? don't hold on to what WAS and work on making yourself someone she'd beg to have --- then don't take her back. Lol. goodluck /b/ro, i hope you feel better. we all experience heart break -- some harder than others, but we all gotta stay strong its not the end of the world. just the end of another adventure, its time you start another one.
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>>709229133
Stop hating yourself man!! Buy some fresh veggies and some meat cooking is not fucking hard.
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>>709221321
Whatever the fuck I want, when I want. Don't have to cook/shop for anyone but myself.
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>>709229242
Yup.

For fuck sake if you need mashed potatoes that quick and easy boil a whole bag of red potatoes. Mash them up with some butter, salt, pepper, and (optional) garlic powder then freeze it.

BAM instant mashed potatoes anytime you want that tastes good.
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>>709221321
What the fuck is that?

God damn man, bake your own bread, cook your own meat.

No need to torture yourself. How do you even eat that?
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>>709221321
It's not bad. Just the lighting is off.
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>>709229417
You guys are the best sometimes... I think that's why I can here. I appreciate you.
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>>709226617
On tonight's episode of "Spot the Gay", we discuss paint colors of kitchens instead of the topic at hand
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>>709226617
>Who sees THAT paint color and thinks "Oh yeah. That's the one"
Anyone in the late 60s/early 70s.
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>>709229349
If i was trying too hard i would have said trash it or throw your fucking money to a wish fountain wish for food an wait for it to appear.
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>>709229864
Shit. The only thing what will scare away a woman faster then shitty cooking is shitty taste in design.

You call can call it whatever you'd like. But when a girl comes over at least I know she's not wondering if she's going to get raped and murdered by the easter bunny in my kitchen.
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I'm so lazy I'll take frozen chicken nuggets out of the freezer, put them on a paper towel, and eat them like that

Sometimes I'll pair it with a little bowl of soy sauce to make it taste better

or more like soy at least
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>>709222897
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>>709229402
Yeah i get what you mean.
But if i only had shit to eat i would try to do anything to take my mind off of it while conserving as much energy as possible.
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>>709221940
You sad sad mortal. Truly you're living in hell.
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>>709229680
i appreciate you too man! May life treat you better
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>>709222372
My girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me afew weeks ago and being 23 thats quite a significant portion of my life. I know that is almost nothing in comparison to what youre experiencing, but i feel you bro. I hope things work out and get better. She started going out with a guy she started talking to afew days before we broke up, feels bad :/ anyway, chin up mate.
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>>709230053
You don't get to decide what trying too hard is, you fucking moron.
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>>709230251
I can't argue with that. That's why I was curious about anons situation.
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>>709230370
Chin up mate.
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>>709227422
My girlfriend is ethnic but no way can she cook. Noodles are about all she can do. FML
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>>709221321
Do what I do OP, buy a rotisserie chicken, pull all the meat off, boil the carcass into broth, take said broth, make soup. Boil the potatoes seperately, and cook the whole thing for like 6-7 hours.

I instantly almost feel loved.
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>>709221497

Or broke
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Also OP if you just refuse to cook there's better frozen shit out there.

Pic related.
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>>709230404
I can see that you are on of those that has no respect for yourself, is ok anon keep killing yourself with those mcdoubles.
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>>709229552
What is that food called?
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>>709221321

If you don't wanna eat that crappy food, why don't you make a delicious macaroni salad?

https://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA
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>>709230597
But she can do noodles; you have a noodle. Noodle.
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>>709230370
>>709230515
In my mid-late 20's, with her for 7 years and married for 2. It's tough, But I know it could be worse. Thanks anons. I wish you the best as well.
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>>709230894
Oriental sippy soup.
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/b/ - where broke and people with shit lives tell other people who are broke and have shit lives to stop living shit lives
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>>709227697
Ethiopian food is nice, part of my meal rotation
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>>709230894
Mul-naengmyeon. That particular dish was Pyongyang-style.

I like that I'm able to eat food from places like North Korea with no problem, then go out later for Japanese or Indian.
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>>709227914
5 minutes work, 10 minutes to cook (rice 20 minutes)

>dump rice and water/veg stock in pot and turn stove on: 30 seconds work
>chop bottoms off asparagus and rinse: 10 seconds
>peel carrots and rinse: 1 minute
>throw carrots in pan, squirt oil and add herbs: 10 seconds
>add asparagus and herbs to pan: 5 seconds
>trim fat off chicken and slice it thin: 1 minute
>throw chicken and sauce in other pan: 5 seconds
>grab mushrooms and rinse: 10 seconds
>add mushrooms to chicken and sauce: 5 seconds
>everything done
>put on plate: 10 seconds
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>>709230894
Looks like ramen.

Not the cheap packet shit obviously.
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>>709230894

I think it's a pyongyang mul naengmyeon
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>>709231054
>Ethiopian
>Food
Pick one
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What does my supper say about me op?
>Bud Light
>Eminems (Not the rapper)
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>>709231072
Where is it that you are living?
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>>709231072
This is the main dish of the North Korean people. Simply delectable.
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>>709221321
Fucking learn to love yourself and learn how to cook. You have no excuses.
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>>709230941
Shitty noodles are literally all she can cook.

Fucking soy sauce, raw chunks of garlic with some sesame oil. Put cooked noodles on top.
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>>709231294
Somewhere in the American southeast.

>>709231336
Needs more kimchi and tree bark.
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>>709231241
If you are talking about the candy (M&Ms) then it says you are an illiterate fuck
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>>709231336
>This is the main dish of the North Korean people.
I think that's bark, leaves and grass.
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>>709231168
You're truly missing out
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>>709231072
Well damn. I was hoping to try some, but I can't even begin to pronounce that name. Thanks anyways.
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>>709229588
*and milk
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>>709231073
Sooooooo 20 minutes. Also, some of those times are rather quick. Are you fucking sprinting from the fridge to the cutting board, chopping the bottoms off of asparagus, then rinsing it. Your significant other is there with a stopwatch yelling, "12 seconds! Pick up the pace faggot!"
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>>709231241
That you're an alcoholic who is trying to lose weight...
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>>709231580
If you go to any Korean-owned (or possibly Chinese-owned) supermarket, I'm sure you could find some.
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>>709221321
Or you could learn to cook and take care of yourself
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>>709221497
/thread
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>>709221321
There is always a bright side to life anon. When I was alone in a city where no one loved me except for my two friends, I was always hungry and had not much, but I was very svelt and handsome at the time. Now I am not alone and everyone is feeding me, but I am fucking fat. tl;dr that was the last time that I got sex.
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>>709221321
No. That's what you eat when you're an inept retard who can't figure out basic cookery.
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>>709221321
Dude theres waaaay better tv dinners available you're just stupid.
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>>709231807
wat
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>>709229109

>americans

Obvious bait is obvious. These frozen dinners are available worldwide fucknugget. Try harder next time.
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>>709231669
Oddly enough I live near an international supermarket. I suppose I could try looking in there. Seems like it would be better from a restaurant though.
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>>709231669
You should throw some Kimchi and cilantro on that shit too, I like it.
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>>709229109
>americans
>frozen food only exists in america
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>>709231513
Nope just hammered
>>709231630
Some people say i have a drinking problem... i drink just fine.
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>>709230696
Is that shit really good?
I usually just stuck to michelanos or whatever because they're 86 cents and with a little seasoning and home made garlic bread they're pretty good.
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>>709231963
If you make it yourself, you get to control exactly how much of each ingredient you put in to make it just the way you like it.
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>>709221321
youre a fucking retard who can't learn something simple like how to cook. why should anyone love you?
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>>709231916
I like how people from around the world are like, fuck americans, with a mouth full of our frozen dinners acting just like us
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>>709221321
Dude, just cook your own food.
Cooking is easy. You don't need to make restaurant quality dishes.
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>>709232142
That's what I say too!
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>>709231590
I skip milk as well when I'm using red potatoes. I like em thick.

But I prefer russet potatoes for mashed potatoes. With enough milk to make em nice and creamy.

Fuck. Now I have to go make mashed potatoes.
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I had ramen and an apple fritter for dinner. I really want taco bell :(
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>>709231496
>>709231550
Apologies. This is a more accurate representation of the average North Korean's dinner.

Let us chew the roots of plants together for the illustrious Kim Jing Jung Sing Sung, as we watch our ICBMs fail and fall into the ocean.
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>>709231627
Kind of what I was thinking. Homeboys a God damn X-Men.
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>>709231988
>cilantro
No thanks. It must be a purely Asian dish, like all of my foods.

Soon, I will learn how to make pic related. But I have to learn how to boil rice correctly.
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>>709232149
My cooking ability awful. But I guess I could learn. I need a Korean/Asian friend to help me out.
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>>709231669

Dat enoki tho...
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>>709232425
Sarcasm is illegal in Best Korea.
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>>709221321

I eat these on a daily basis. Thought I was the only one
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>>709232476
Good luck. Home made sushi is just too much work. You have to rinse that shit for an eternity just to kick things off. I don't have the patience for that shit.
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>>709231627
You don't have to stare at the rice while it cooks. You put it in then go back to the internet or whatever and come back 10 minutes later to do the rest. It takes a whole lot longer to go to some fast food place, wait in line, wait for them to make it, then walk or drive all the way back. Plus all restaurants are charging you 3x the cost of the food to cover their overhead and labor. It's quicker, cheaper, and more healthy to cook your own.
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>>709232559
Now that you mention it, I'll need to buy some the next time I go grocery shopping. Might as well get some bulgogi too, since my WEIGHT ISN'T GOING DOWN ANY MORE.

>>709232656
Not to mention you don't want to play around with raw fish. It's gotta be precise, and I can't be that precise in a college dorm with 3 other guys and their friends who like to come over all the time.
>they're in there touching my food, I just know it
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>>709221693
Using the excuse that you don't love yourself is stupid, just start loving yourself. You're just trying to be edgy.
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>>709221497
I eat this. OP is correct, it's bachelor food. I respect myself though. I don't need to prepare a fancy meal which takes effort and time when I can just throw a frozen dinner in the microwave or open a can of pasta.
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My dinner tonight
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>>709222864
You must be young. That shit will catch up to you one day
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>>709221321
On my level nigger
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>>709231916
>>709232052
>>709232199
Actually falling for obvious b8 smh
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>>709232855
Carallooooo!
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>>709232700
Where was I talking about fast food places? Where was I talking about the cost of fast food?

My issue was that you said you could make this meal in 5 minutes. You can't; it takes 20 minutes and your rinsing and chopping times are ridiculously quick. Not saying 20 minutes is a lot of time, but don't try to pitch something as 5 minutes when it really takes 20. I'll watch a late night infomercial if I want that kind of sales pitch.
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>>709232855
Wtf is that, toes?
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>>709221321
Dude just learn how to cook. Recipes are a Google search away.
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>>709232855
You bring dinosaurs back and then fuckin kill em again anon?
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>>709233014
grocery story is a 30 minute drive from my house, no thanks
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>>709230597
Dude, fuck you. At least you have a gf. Fuck your life indeed.
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>>709233116
Shitsville, USA
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>>709233116
but you bought tv dinner nigger.
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>>709226658

Well, maybe he's in the same situtation as me right now.

>have a home and already payed the rent (rent here is paid monthly, and not weekly like in US)
>already payed all the bills (including internet) at the start of the month
>found myself with very little food and only 10 bucks in the last week of the month, pay day is only next monday


Thankfully I have a lady in my building who makes packed lunchs and I already payed her for the full month, so my lunches both at work and at home in the weekend are already covered, I just need to tighten the belt a little for dinner (and forget partying this weekend).
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>>709233269
its either me in this pic or me eating tv dinners
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>>709233194
Just trick a girl man, it's not that hard.
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kek americans cannot even into tv dinners
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>>709221321
That's what you eat when you're too fucking lazy and stupid to cook for yourself. You have to go to the store to buy that shit so get something that doesn't taste like cardboard instead.
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>>709233565
Nigar are you really comparing box art to final product?

Not to mention OP posted the lowest of the lows in regards to frozen food. But you knew that before your shitty ass troll.
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>>709232052
America cant be the only country that eats frozen food, right?
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>>709224188
thats because its ground beef.
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>be me, playing tf2
>find this really cool person giving away gifts, asking for people to add him
>figure why not, shoot him an add
>ask him why he was just giving all his shit away
>tells me he is going to die soon
>speechless.png
>tells me he doesn't believe in any kind of god
>tells me he wants to have a choice as to how he dies, and when but cant
>say i dont know what to say
>he tells me there is nothing i can say because it wouldnt change anything

"There's nothing that you could say that would change anything, and I think we both know that. don't know why I messaged you about this, I guess to know that another person knows that this is happening in some capacity is satisfying."

>dont know what to say back

this is all happening right now btw
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>>709233565
ja äta denna varje da ja gå på soc så veta ej hur mat laga
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>>709233565
and post what they look like on the inside too, sven
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>>709233663
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>>709224470
she was a dumb bitch with bad parents. She'll find someone else that probably wont treat her as well as you and loose that "love" feeling and realize what a fucking mistake she made. bitches these days think the world is like a rom-com.
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>>709221940
Must do trick with vegetables. Your version w/ vegetables - Tastey!
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>>709233876
get gifts, profit wtf ez
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>>709226821
dudes right, married dweeb here...but when i take my fat pitbull for a walk, women want to talk and pet her, start talking to me....not all are going to suck your dick..but getting them to talk to you is a start
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>>709233942
kek

>>709233993
>>709233797
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>>709233116
stock up.

plan meals.

make it a skill to show off when you aren't a lonely fag.

unless you're lazy, too.
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>/b/ posters criticizing OP for being lazy
The irony is delicious.
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>>709234422
Looks like an Indian squirted hot diarrhea on your plate.
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>>709234422
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>>709234685
so authentic indian food then
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>>709221321

> mfw i rename pictures of those horrible banquet meals to post in those shitty spammed japanese food threads on /ck/

pic related
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>>709234778
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>>709234062
>>709233993
I buy them when they are on sale for $2 each (CND), buy lots, can't really go wrong for quick and easy
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>>709234422
What's that crap?
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>>709231168
haha woah good joke haven't heard that one before
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>>709235453
omg that looks terrible
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>>709221321
>>999999999
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>>709235453
Reminds me of the McDonald's Big Mac Burrito.
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>>709235829
did they fill it with salami, pickles, raw onions and raw peppers?
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>>709221671
Every scumbag I know, and or have seen do this. Ebt and section 8 dwellers as well.
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>>709236021
Well, pickles...yes...
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>>709236109
They weren't terrible.
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>>709225821
Jesus lord what a skank, bet she would suck your nuts and hum a tune after a few drinks.
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>>709236109
dafuq is this shit, this has to be the laziest food ive ever seen.
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>>709226396
Your a scumbag piece of shit, kys.
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>>709236109
oh dear lord. even the professional pic looks terrible.
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>>709236217
>>709236265
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>>709221321
Has anyone had the fuckING whopper wrap?! Yuck!
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>>709226913
Ist das nurnberger?
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Let me just say there: thanks to the internet and YouTube, there is NO fucking excuse for shitty frozen meals and shitty cooking. There's too many readily available recipes and cooking tutorials online for both elaborate, expensive meals and cheap, budget friendly meals. Fuck, even Gordom Ramsey teaches you how to cook awesome shit on YouTube.

That's all.
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>>709227412
Braunschweiger?
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>>709236518
I don't watch YouTube. I'm on PC.
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>>709229552
Ching Chong detected, or weeb.
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>>709236518
im lazy, how is youtube suppose to fix that?
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>>709236748
It can't. You're just trash, like all lazy scum bags.
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