You wake up tomorrow and everyone else is gone. Vanished. The streets are empty. Nobody in their homes. Television signals, radio, internet, all dead. You are the lone survivor. What do?
>no corpses.
>no, you're not god and don't have superpowers
>you ARE the last person on the planet, no exceptions
First thing I'd do would be grab a car and fuck around in nyc until the inevitable meltdown of nuclear power plants across the world and just go with it. Grab a shit ton of guns in michigan and shoot some shit up. The norm
>>709205354
fap everywhere.
>>709205586
Starting here,
>>709205354
I live nearby.
Firstly, I would get some nice sturdy clothing.
Secondly, I would get a good backpack and some equipment.
Thirdly, I would get some transportation like a car, horse or bike.
Fourthly, I would explore until night when I would sleep in a comfy bed.
>>709205354
Get to work designing, constructing, and deploying a means to preserve the knowledge of the last human on earth in a time capsule that would withstand the eons.
>>709205929
Pretty much this.
I would leave a large and clear library/archive of human achievements for future beings.
>>709205354
drive into area 51, contact aliens, live in space with said aliens as humanity's sole survivor.
My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
>>709205982
>You are not alone
No, but you most certainly are HAHAHAHA
>>709205979
Need to think this through some, in terms of lasting a million or billion years even. Probably only something that gets planted on the moon would last..
Commemorate
>>709206341
This, I would contemplate mans achievements, maybe read some books and see some sites. Then kill myself.
>>709205354
First go to the Ferrari dealership. Then off to a liquor store then to a pharmacy. Get whacked out of my skull and bounce Ferrari off every parked car. Go home, sleep, do it again with a new Ferrari/Lambo/Rolls/Bugatti every day thereafter.
>>709205354
find everybodys drugs and get really high, then steal a nice car and drive really fast around and then fill up the gas for free, then go watch a movie for free, then fly an airplane
>>709205354
go to Kauffman Stadium, home of the largest stadium screen in the US, sit at the best vantage point in the bleachers, and queue of up hours of Japanese porn. Then, just before I blew my load, I would turn on the kiss cam, which I have pre-focused on my location, and witness my cumshot on a glorious 8,820 square feet wide screen.
I would steal a private jet, fly to Paris, and eat everything. Break into an electronics store and take the nicest tv there, take it up to the penthouse of the best hotel and download all the entertainment i would need for the decades to come before the internet shuts off and then just see what happens next. Maybe do some research in human budding or fission or something like that and see if I could rebirth the human race
Quickly collect eggs/sperm from donor bank and keep them frozen. It's probably my only chance of repopulating the species.
>>709206754
as a car guy pretty much this except i wouldn't be bouncing a fezza off anything unless it was unintentional
maybe also find some sexy dead chicks and see if they still warm...hehe
find all of the gas-powered generators that i could. stock up on gas, water, food, booze and toiletries.
play single-player vidya and get fucked up until my demise.
I would probably go to the nearest candy shop and die of diabetes
>>709206932
You win
join or your gay GET IN HERE
https://discordapp.com/invite/DAbP2
>>709205982
Fag
>>709205354
>Curse God
>Curse Allah
>Curse Zeus
>Go to library, curse every other God I can find
>Existential dread sets in. Electronic devices are worthless. Power plants will start melting down and blowing up.
>I have to survive in this nonsense.
>Desperately try to find other humans.
>Find no other humans.
>Realize that if I am the last human, I cannot procreate. I cannot continue the species. I die, humans die.
>Decide that I lack the knowledge and ability to create things that will stand the test of time like the pyramids or stonehenge in order to send other sentient races that may come to Earth a message.
>Decide I have literally no reason to continue living.
>Find firearm.
>Kill myself.
Happy OP? It's what anyone else would do. Outside of the initial shock and ability to go crazy and pain the town red, smoke everything, eat everything, etc., the initial fun factor will quickly die. And if we knew with certainty that we were the last survivor, there would be no reason to struggle onward. You will not leave an impact. You cannot continue the race. Masochism and stubborness would be the only driving forces for staying alive.
Rob all the stores nearby of everything that I could possibly want or need, then grab a brand new car from a showroom and go cruising
Break into some police stations if I can and get some guns to shoot houses up with
Also take a shit on the Queen's throne
>>709205982
tempted to chuck this movie on now. if only the cgi was better
>>709205354
start looking for a sexy animal to fuck
>>709205929
>>709205979
"whatre you guys? 20? 2nd year of college?
>>709205354
>be le me, lone survivor
>running around trying to not be kill
>try to find building where I can make le clones
>except no internet and no prior knowledge of how to get to such facilities, in addition to lack of professional insight into how to create them once I get there
>welp time to an hero
>>709207146
>fezza
Yeh you're a real 'car guy'. Spastic.
>>709205980
Thats a pretty good idea, what about the automated defenses though, OP didnt mention if machinery still worked.
>wake up
>beconfused as to why my phone has no messages
>look outside window and be confused as fuck as why there are not any cars going by my window
>go shower and get ready for lecture.
> be really confused as to why no one is in the college
>phone college friends ask if this is prank
>no answer
> go back home and try intenet
>nothing
>walk to stores and see if any are open
>go home scared and confused
> wake up next morning and repeat
> break down and cry as i lost everyone a i cared about
> wake up next morning and check. steal stuff. singe player games and fap in the open.
>steal drugz and guns and such and go crazy
id make it fun
>>709205354
Get car, drive to NYC (hour away), loot like a nigger, have fun, masturbate in times square, live fallout style for a bit.
Damn, that doesn't sound that bad.
>>709205354
Find a few nice cars and drive as fast as possible until I crash and die.
It would be heaven, no more fucking niggers jews muslims catholics baptists or any other of the shit tier social retards to get in the way of doing what i want. Id head to the realdoll factory and set up HQ.
>Learn a buncha skills like engineering and flying, gotta fix shit myself
>Encourage the best environment for wildlife possible like the guy in Thailand who created a new forest.
>Learn to fly, travel, see the world
>Make massive beacons of long lasting materials on some kind on solid ground to make time capsules full of human achievement. >Math, science, language, music, Art, other culture in the doomsday seed vault
>Area 51, try for alien company
> Own my own planet for a while
>Not get asked to update my fucking windows
>>709207892
What movie?
>>709206981
Except you don't know how to fly stupid faggot
>>709207146
>no corpses
>>709205354
go play those video games I haven't yet, fly a plane, suicide
>>709206932
Isn't the Jaguars screen at ever bank field in jacksonville now the biggest?
>Find a nice house nearby, preferably in the mountains with a nice view to the east
>Start stockpiling supplies that I would need to live out many years, work on building up a compound with a full library, generator network and a massive porn collection
>Get a reliable vehicle and prep it for a cross-country trip
>Travel the country, visit cities I haven't seen before
>when I'm done head back to my prepped compound and spend the rest of my days reading, playing vidya and watching movies
>>709205354
this is on an episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Maybe I could finally go outside without dealing with my social anxiety.
>>709210290
I am Legend
>>709205561
wouldn't happen except for third world shitholes, most nuclear plants have failsafes.
>>709205354
First, I Fuck around with sports cars and go offroad and shit. When one car runs out of gas or breaks down, scavenge for food, water, medicine, and whatever vehicle looks fun next. Slowly make my way inland to somewhere with plenty of water, good weather and the ability to grow crops. Basically just Fuck around with cars and whatever the hell else I want till I go nuts and off myself or due from injuries from doing some stupid shit.
>>709205354
>television signals, radio, internet, all dead.
>nobody in their homes.
>everyone is gone.
but what if you're preggo
and I'd probably make a super long rope and hang myself from the empire state building or some other tall structure.
>>709206932
You guys think anyone has actually done this?
>>709206997
Holy shit you're a fucking genius
>>709207892
Don't forget the fucking changed ending. Still makes me salty.
Smonk weed
>>709206997
YOU MAY HAVE JUST SAVED THE HUMAN RACE HOLY FUCK
>>709206997
But it doesnt change the fact you have no idea what to do with them because you are the lone survivor
>>709211328
Maybe?
Take a shit
>>709205354
Go look around in my neighbors' houses. Scream out loud. Play one-hit wonders from (insert year here) while I rummage through the empty nothing. Fire a gun at stuff for fun. Raid local stores and supermarkets. Find a new home. Find a new car. Hang some paintings in the new home. Drive around. Masturbate. Find a library, or repositories of information regarding just about anything useful enough. Garden, maybe. Visit the local power plant, if it is on, and figure out how to shut it all down without dying. Learn how to safely operate said plant. Control where all the power goes. Learn how to do all of the things no one will be around to do anymore, for one person.
Fuck it, I'd essentially just be living life. I'd just be exploring, walking, building, reading, learning, and having accidents every now and then. I certainly am not a Luddite, so I'd definitely be able to salvage a lot of the inconsequential technology in this day and age- jams for ages. Then, one day, I'll probably jump off a building, or shoot myself, or immolate myself, or flip a car out of a ditch and into a tree. Or, sail myself out to sea, and die on the waves.
I'd probably be around 70 when that'd happen, though.
>>709205929
>>709205979
I'd think about that, but realize that people do this already. There are even seed vaults... there's no real need for us to tamper with that whole ordeal. Imagine accidentally exposing all of the film sealed in a vault to oxygen because you wanted to feel like you were doing something important.
We have space junk everywhere. We've sent our radio signals everywhere. We've chiseled things in stone, in places where the weather has yet to erode any of it away. In literal tombs. There will be enough of what we've done out there for someone to discover- and if not, maybe it would be better that way.
>>709213034
>goes outside
>THE SQUIRRELS ARE JUDGING ME
>>709212996
Grab a funnel and pour it in her vag?
1)set the ravens lose from the towers of london.
2)take a dirty greasy shit off of Big Ben at 6bong in the morning.
3)investigate local mosques for firearms.
4)break into the queen's house and crown myself king of Europe.
5)rob the royal tomb.
6)let all of the dog pound doggos go free.
7)steal all of the BBC's child porn.
8)have a wank in parliament.
9)finish the day with some fish and chips and blow my brains out over the carpet.
first id use any gasoline car to find a truck converted to propane or convert one myself because gas and diesel fuels go bad over time.
Next itd probably just chill for ahwile, driving around, shooting animals, collecting solar panels and food.
Probably start scouting for a base of operations where itd be close to a city for resupplies and also close to more rural suburban areas so I could find propane to keep the generators and heat running.
Stockpile as much food as I could, maybe raid some army bases for long term food supplies such as MREs that I could store to get through winters.
Start reading as much as I can about human biology, in the hopes over years create an artificial womb to create more people.
If i cant figure it out by the time im 65, ill probably work on cataloging human knowledge onto gold-plated volumes and store them somewhere with the least level of tectonic activity, with other plates describing the location wherever I can put them.
>>709205354
>6 months until gasoline becomes useless
>2 years until most canned food is expired
well shit I better figure out how to wire up an electric tractor and get to sustenance farming.
>>709212996
Well, we don't know if they're one of the individuals who just happens to have a significant background in IVF matters. For all we know, in this fictitious event, that anon would have just witnessed the first successful attempt at growing, and birthing, a fetus in a lab the night before.
>>709212836
if that is the case, then all the offspring will be inbred mong.
>>709212996
All of the time in the world for medical school and powering up a surgical robot? idek
Maybe some Ripley-type shit?
Get all doped up on painkillers or something and implant egg or idek
I imagine you could also try your hand at inventing some sort of womb-tank. You'd have all the time in the world to figure it out tbh
>play video games at home
probably try to find a dog to fuck
>>709213594
What about using other people's eggs
>>709213500
convert one to propane brah
>>709209886
Fucking this
>>709213206
Kek
>>709205354
First weeks would be fun, after a while I would probably go mad
Take a shit
>>709213837
Correct me if i am wrong here, but is it not impossible to reproduce without pregnancy? In that case, it would have to have the mothers genes in all the newborn.
Spend my entire live building an incubator so I could create another human. As they are incubating I will arm myself and as they emerge from the incubator I will shoot them dead and then kill myself.
>>709214031
nah you'd probably be good, most people on this board spend years isolated without human interaction and all thats happened to them over the years is they learned to hate the jews.
Kill self
>>709210290
Kill yourself.
>>709214421
> I am god
bang
>>709205982
That was a decent movie.
>Use sperm/egg banks to build army
>respark human race
>rule as god-king
>PRAISE KEK
Prolly go fuck a bunch of animals Tbh. Also try to free the ones in cages b4 they starve. Like thered be so many dead pets locked in houses and zoos. I'd also do the normie supercar and see the world shit then I'd go through chicks rooms and rob sex shops
>>709205354
What i'd do:
>Realize the situation
>Cry out of joy
>Get a big car or a van
>Stock up on gas, food, water etc
And then i'd just wander around. Maybe go to places where normally no one is allowed in, snoop around and whatnot.
I think that scenario would truly make me the happiest person on the planet.
>>709215162
Yea. You're only person on the planet. Hur dur
>>709215371
That was the joke, faggot.
>>709205354
Vote for Hillary, of course.
What else is there?
I dunno. Probably try to cope with it and kill myself at some point. I don't think I could deal with the eventual feral dogs, loneliness, depression of losing my son and wife. I am a handy individual and could easily survive for the remainder of my days but I really don't think there would be any joy in it.
>>709215490
1/10 didn't even giggle m8
>>709205354
Go on a world tour of police evidence lockers and hospital pharmacies.
Maybe see what's hidden in top secret facilities if i'm ever sober enough to move again, but not likely.
I wold probably source a enough nukes to carve a united states sized penis. after that i would probally go to NASA and figure out who to GTFO
>>709215615
Fuck the dogs tho
>>709211339
You nigger, everyone knows "The Omega Man" is the better version. FUCK even the Vincent Price version "The Last Man on Earth" is better than watching that black cunt Will Smith movie.
Find a big open field, jump up and down waving my arms, flags, cats, anything while shouitng;
"You forgot me damn it, come back"
>>709205354
Cat fashion show
Probably spend all of my time playing vidiya and scavenging for food. When the food runs out, or the vidiya does, I'll just kill myself.
I'd shoot some dogs
Fuck every flesh light and ona-hole i can gind in stores
I would look inside the holy cube in Isreal to see what's in it. Then look for the US's gold stash in Fort Knox (if it's even there) Then go to Area 51,and look at the modern spacecraft.
>>709216229
This, then fuck their still warm bodies
>>709216473
Also this
Finally complete my dragon dildo collection considering im already pretty fucked
>>709206997
This a great idea to be honest
>Go to uni labs or mili labs to to check if something can help me to create human beings again
>if not travel and years later finally kill myself
Wonder for days on end what the fuck happened to everyone? No body's, no other survivors? What the hell could have gone down while I was a sleep to make everyone just disappear? And why didn't I disappear with them?
Imagine being the last person on earth and you're at a hotel sleeping. All of the sudden, you'd hear a knock on the door. Sp00ked
>>709217308
Maybe you were put to sleep, and everyone went to Mars and then you woke up.... all alone
I'd kill myself. It's not fun having everything you've ever dreamed off when you're lonely. At least being lonely now, you can get to see people and stuff.
>>709217455
I wouldn't be surprised if everyone decided to leave me behind.
>>709217405
This would be some horrible shit, your the last survivor except your not and the actual survivors are into playing games with r9k posters
>>709217405
its a fucking pack of rats sawming the city and you are food by that moment
I would go hang out with Big foot and play cards with him
>>709205982
the book was better
>>709205354
I'd probably draw a thread in the sand and post pics of naked azn back and forth with myself.
Would probably call myself a faggot too from time to time.
>>709205354
Start fires and see how long they last.
>Train a bunch of monkeys to follow my orders and use weapons
>extort all the food chain
>>709205354
Wonder around. Go to a Ferrari dealer and take a Ferrari , then decide to take a more practical motorcycle. Go live in a huge house on the hills. Hook up a generator, store as much meat as I can in huge freezers. Get comfy for lifetime, then start looking for other people. Have to have hope of finding someone or I'd go crazy..
>>709217571
Yeah but if you have drugs you don't care about things like that, you can just spend the next few decades in pure bliss because there's no cops to arrest you and no limit on how much drugs you can have.
And who would you be proving your moral superiority to in not being a drug addict if everyone was dead
>go to library
>break glasses
Go on a Twinkie diet
Kill myself
>>709205354
>Go to California
>Find that one guy's nice collection of Ferraris
>Take every car from it
>Set up base in Area 51
>Wonder how I haven't died of boredom
>Accidentally kill my self by hitting the ejector seat instead of ignition in an SR71 Blackbird
Firstly cry a ton.
Find self help books on not going crazy in solitude.
Horde herb, porn, books, pets, food and water.
Learn some piano to try fight the forgetfulness of aging.
Try to create decipherable language in case aliens.
Id probably go just crazy wondering, why me?
>became a doctor, practice human neurosurgery
>>709218324
kek
>Get neccessary supplies
>Vehicle
>Raid every single pharmacy i see until all the good drugs expire.
On a more comedic note you could probably find a female chimpanzee. Try your luck recreating the human race. Idk how different the genes are
>>709217966
You mean a solar generator right, because as certain TV shows neglect to mention, after a few years all gasoline will be useless.
>>709205354
>no humans
i'll just have cats and doggos
>>709206932
>Nobody but you watches the cumshot
>fapping when an entire world of sex toys are at your disposal
Fag.
Go back to sleep, I don't have to worry about going into work anymore.
First thing I would do is explore a bit, make sure shit didn't hit the fan, (zombies and what not) then get some food stuffs and make a nice ham omelette.
After that, I have two options;
One would be to go to my local library/college and pick up as many engineering text books as I can get, and solar panels. Id basically turn into the fucking Tai Lopez of engineering and turn my roof into a generator. I'll then get a good supply of food via cattle, milk from cows and eggs from a large chicken coup. I'd find 2 18 wheelers, one for when I need shit transported and the second as a mobile home with solar panels all around the container and living essentials inside. I'll read a book a day and live a super comfy life until I eventually get sick of not having contact with other humans and kill myself painfully.
Second option would be to bust out the ol Jack Daniels, find a Ferrari F40 or a Ford GT up in Dallas and see how long it takes for me to wrap myself around a light post doing some sicc skidz
Go read all the classified/archived/secret shit I can, then kill myself. Vatican archives would be fun
Same as every day:
>wake up, smonk weed
>release my seed into an onahole
>repeat until I die
>>709218599
there is not a single chance, nope.
>>709205354
just imagine how interesting it would be to search through random peoples houses
look for food
fuk now i have to go watch this again from the start
I would go into the nearest bank and take all the money, then I would go and live somewhere with a vending machine.
>>709205354
Spend the rest of my life painting every major landmark with a depressed green frog.
Basically SOMA
>>709206932
Fucking hell, I guess you got this one, can't top that
furries would survive, so does their mutated children
> Find some barrels at the hardware store. Fill them with guzzoline while the pumps work.
> Steal cars and firearms.
> Pillage remaining food in this order; sushi places, deli, butcher, pizza, grocers.
> Eat fucktons. I live in Canada so the closest nuclear power plant is really far away.
> get geiger counter, outfit an armoured car with skitz survival shit.
> eat, masturbate, read, blow shit up, and go on adventures.
> kill deer and have bbq every day for a month.
> burn down every city in texas
>>709205354
Do a bit of drugs maybe masturbate possibly find a nice car and recklessly drive it around town. Just depends
>>709205354
>go to store
>pick up every porno mag
>break in to every hot girls home
>leave seed in every bed
>keep doing until dick falls off
I have daydreams about this shit sometimes. One thing I always wonder about when riding public transportation or trains when abroad is seeing the metric fuckton of homes that go past your vision like a blur.
Every window leads to a room, a home of someone or a family. Each place has its own decor, memories, loot, knickknacks that tell oodles of stories about its residents. I would always daydream about that kindof shit, what could be behind this door? What's in that cupboard? Or that storage chest?
I would secure transportation and load it up with resources and then explore. I'd tell myself that I'd spend a day or two in one particular randomly-chosen neighbourhood in a randomly-chosen town (I live in Malta, country's tiny but has plenty to explore and it's essentially one big city).
I'd go through all the places in that neighbourhood and take anything of interest or artistic value as well as resources and pile them all in the nicest, most homely room I find. That would then be marked as the "Safe house/HQ" for that area, with everything I found stored inside.
I'd while away the hours of the night sifting through all the stuff, read the books and diaries, the photos, drawings, trinkets and then leave in the morning.
Then I would repeat the process. Occasionally I'd do this with a hardware store and spend the nights building wacky and cool shit with practical applications.
I might go crazy from lack of company eventually but OP never specified about animals, so I'd get a few companions.
>>709205354
Shoot myself as soon as posible
>Find the Real Doll factory STAT!
>>709205354
Do a little dance,
and then I drink a little water.
>>709205354
Are animals still alive?
>>709222944
But do you hang on to it, or...
do you...
Take all my clothes off, shower, break into the houses of people i know, just walk around naked and jerk it everywhere, steal cars. Do whatever
>>709223147
No, I GIVEITAWAYNOW GIVEITAWAYNOW GIVEITAWAYNOW GIVEITAWAYNOW
>>709209200
underage b&
Literally just vandalism and fucking around. Try to find someone else alive
>>709223293
GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW
GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW
GIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYGIVEITAWAYNOW
Put on a crown as I'm the king of Earth now.
>>709205354
Start practicing flying, fly all over around the world and see everywhere and have endless resources.
>>709220880
I would wipe them out to make sure they don't exist or ally with them and create a post human civilization
>>709222810
Anon you put some serious thought into that.
Well done m80.
>>709207867
You don't have to be an emo kid about the obvious man
>>709205354
Didn't they just make a tv show on this premise?
>>709209886
>Not get asked to update my fucking windows
No new Linux builds either.
>>709223959
Thanks bruh. I've had practice I guess, long trips with a lot of spacing out. I also have a complete zombie apocalypse plan, but I need to go to sleep
>>709205354
>Have cancer
>No more doctors
>No chemo
>No radiation
>No surgery
I don't like your fucked up game.
>gas would go bad
It actually lasts much longer than you would expect, especially with some stabilizer. 5 years or so would be entirely reasonable, which should be plenty of time to find an alternate source of power.
A modern car can sit for a few years and still run fine on the old gas, it's mostly the gaskets and hoses that will cause problems.
Fuck all of the animals! I'd have some epic dog and horse orgies...
>>709205354
Any animals?
>>709205354
>Go to the pharmacy and snort a fat fucking rail of oxy
>Go to the fancy liquor store and take a swig from the most expensive bottles
>Go to the gun store and do some drive-bys while bumping taylor swift and eating amphetamines like tic tacs
>Head to the sex shop for dildos, fleshlights, fuck dolls, lube
>Crash on the way
>Don't die instantly because my body was a rag doll
>Slowly bleed out in agony in a tangled mess of metal and flesh
Tell me you wouldnt do the same?
>>709205354
git gud at bulldozering & earthmovers
Start on east coast, demolish everything manmade, move slowly across the nation burning and demolishing and burying everything humanity ever built.
Last days of life, clone some native murrican dudes, wish them good luck, and off myself.
Life needs a purpose. That should keep me busy.
>>709211538
Even with successful scram, reactor cores need cooling water. With no outside power and emergency generators at the plants running out of fuel, the cooling systems would shut down. Within days of no human intervention, all reactors would begin to melt down.
Find a large truck
Fill truck with canned goods/liqueur/water.
find a sources for fuel (propane/kerosene/gasoline/sterno)
Stock up on weapons.
Find a comfortable house with an established garden.
After the initial shock, I'd go stock up on non-perishables so I'll survive the foreseeable future. Then I'd start making plans on how to survive in the long run. I'd go to the library and read up on stone cutting, then go to a graveyard to practice my carving until it's readable. Afterwards I'd go to a funeral bureau, get uncarved tombstones and start writing my own version of the human history. Then I'd find out what kind of soil and conditions is the best to bury then in for minimum corrosion. Then I'd do the same with different materials, like aluminium plates, writing the same story.
If someone, or something, ever finds and deciphers them, I want to make sure we seem like the most fucked up form of life ever.
>>709224759
But the cities, anon...
shit in every mosque
>>709224942
Weapons for what? Everyone's gone. All you need is a single round, for when shit gets bad enough.
>>709213383
>>709213745
On a side-note, what would be your power source? How confident are you that your local plant will still be running by the time you get to it?
>>709215803
>>709224635
>Sex with dogs
I knew some of you would do this. I don't blame you; with no one judging or offering sex, I would be tempted too.
I can't decide whether I want to end up in Amazonian Peru or Bangladesh. Either trip will be arduous, if not impossible, to do alone.
>Go to Arecibo
>Proceed to send mayday signals in every direction possible
>Wait for space niggers
>"Take me to your leader."
Id shit with the door open.
>>709225328
Understood what op said. But I would never just assume everyone was gone. How would i know that. Plus aliens and/or wild animals fucktard.
>>709225328
There are still plenty of animals, and you'll end up with a ton of feral dogs and cats surrounding you if they survive in this scenario,
>>709225127
Blights upon the land. Nothing than stacked garbage. I will bury them all with a remote controlled army of giant earthmovers and rebuild rolling hills and a nice view in their place.
>>709224759
You wouldn't even have time for one medium sized city.
>>709223477
GRREEEDY LITTLE PEOPLE IN A SEEEA OF DISSSSTRESS
Go to a chocolate factory and take a bath in hot liquid chocolate.
cum on the eiffel tower until my dick is raw then jump off
>>709205354
1. fap
2. post ponies on /b/
3. eat ramen
repeat
>>709225791
Why, he's by himself.
>>709225127
Blights upon the land. Nothing than stacked garbage. I will bury them all with a remote controlled army of giant earthmovers and rebuild rolling hills and a nice view in their place.>>709225381
Will jump on a sailboat haul buns overseas to Crete, and live out my last days in paradise.
Honestly feel, feel HARD. My parents,friends and family members im really close to gone. Not even a goodbye.
>>709226026
you have some practice dont you?
>>709226019
After that I would get me the scientifically most advanced sex toys, get the most expensive liqueur I can find, go to the noblest suite in our local ultra-luxury hotel and have some nice fun.
>>709226442
four years ago I would have said good fucking riddance
then I had kids. I think it would kill me tbhfam
>>709226611
you're missing the point
>>709226052
Yeh, +he's using earthmovers.
>>709205354
Technically if you were female, you could go to the sperm banks, and keep injecting the semen into yourself until you were pregnant, until you had a small family and have a big incest ring to repopulate with ?
Id imagine animals are still alive? Id stock up on firearms cause the nearby zoo has lions and kther creatures which im pretty sure would find a way to escape.
>>709205819
Make your home in a mattress and furniture superstore. Comfy beds and decor for every day of the year
>>709224808
Just note them on a map and stay clear of them
cum on the eiffel tower until my dick is raw then jump off
>>709226925
maybe not, if she has a lot of daughters then those girls could repeat the process and finally have a decent gene pool to fuck things up again
>>709226703
Hotel? You do know elevators would no longer work and the only nice thing about hotels is room service which wouldn't be available either. But why not a nice mansion or a penthouse suite at least.
>>709227239
>elevators would no longer work
yeah because if the black guy isn't there to work the lever you're FUCKED
>>709226850
Gawddayum
wtf is that thing
>>709205354
Launch all the nuclear missles at israel
Masturbate in the white house
>>709227239
Use the fucking stairs then, you lazy faggot...
>>709227239
Hotels have stairs
>>709206997
Anon, think about what you are doing and reconsider.
>>709227328
> get an ouija board
> try to contact spirits
> have fun into the elevator
>>709227350
strip mining coal dildo
>TRUMP WILL REVIVE THE COAL INDUSTRY VOTE TRUMP
>>709218324
>Set up base in Area 51
You don't really want to do this. Radiation and land mines. Funny thing is, the land mines aren't placed to keep anyone out, but rather IN.
>>709227564
tinfoilhat.jpg
>>709225381
>what would be your power source?
There are actually a lot of options on that.
You could get by on regular gas for a good few years.
Plenty of homes have solar now, which can last as long as 25 years.
Making power isn't hard either, all you need is an electric motor and something to turn it (wind, water, etc).
The bigger issues would be storing power and supplying it safely. If you're only powering a something small, like a laptop, then a regular inverter and a big bank of car batteries will probably do fine for power storage. Even if the batteries wear, it will take a significant amount of time before they become unable to supply such a small load. And there are tons of inverters on the planet, so you could keep using those for as long as you can make simple wind/water generators. Modern electronics likewise have long lives (a consumer SSD can go for decades under normal use), and again there are a ton of spares to last one lifetime. So there's really no reason you couldn't play games and watch movies forever if you wanted to.
The biggest challenge for immediate survival is probably food, because most people won't know enough to provide for themselves. For long-term survival, probably loneliness and health.
>>709206997
i guess, I would store some and just experiment with the rest to try to find a way to incubate. But even then, there always needs to be a womb to place it in.
Not get up at 7.00am to go to work, thats for damn sure.
>>709206997
By George....you're a genius
>>709221607
>Find some barrels at the hardware store. Fill them with guzzoline while the pumps work.
OR you could take a fuel truck. There's no stealing anymore, everything is yours.
>>709227363
There are 100 reactors in the US and like 440 in the world. This could be difficult unless you in Siberia.
>>709205354
Get the dildoes of all of my female relatives, lick them all and then sit on them all simultaneously while singing amazing grace
Go and fap to someones panties
>be me
>log on to the chan
>go to /b/
>start a count to 100 thread
>count to 100
>the end
>>709227350
Bucket wheel excavator
>>709227363
This. Get to Ruskieland. Be sumrussianguyovich. Pew pew pew go the nukes.
Israel, Washington DC, NYC, LA, London, mormon hollow mountain archive, Mecca, Sydney to see if it can make it, launch one into space to see what it does, Beijing, Shenzhen, South Africa
Cruise around in a sub nuking things for sport.
>>709222810
Malta is a neat place. Interesting answer.
>>709227548
Fuck coal. This isn't the 1800s, faggot. Quit expecting us to subsidize your shitty business model. Nuclear has coal beat in every respect.
>>709224457
ouch
First, take in the fact i'm fucked.
Then, I'd take a walk to my grocery store, grab some foods I can eat cold and that will last. Find a car, preferably a pretty big one with space, loot some outdoors stores and take shit tons of gas in jerry cans
I'd start a journey across Canada to BC, somewhere where it rains a lot. I'd go somewhere quiet like Tofino, or an island. I'd sleep there and look up at the stars every night
and then I'd listen to some music, watching the stars and I'd off myself.
>>709227350
Something that would break down after tearing through a single wall.
>>709227448
>>709227482
For what fucking reason. Good chance there's no water so why fucking walk down a bunch of stairs just to take a shit. Oh yeah you fucktards would just shit in the floor.
>>709205354
start burning down each city, one by one until i die
>>709205354
OP's pic is Chicago, Michigan Avenue Bridge I think, but then I see most of the buildings in the wrong places and realize its all shopped
>>709228763
Now just wait a cotton picking minute.
Ok This is easy
Get a few of them rubber assets to fuck. After all no more pussy.
Many guns, knifes and ammo I can get.
Books, books and more books
Get away from all nuclear plants as best as I can.
All the maps I can
All the meds I can
All the dildos and lube I can.
Solar panels and battery
Computers
Dvds, tv etc
Underground buncker and move into that thing
All can food I can get
Fuck rubber ass as I'm fucking my asshole with a big dong, watching porn, waiting on my food to finish.
>>709228785
You guys about ready to start building your own navy again, instead of depending on the US?
Build cool shit, UKfags.
France too, wtf France, get on the ball.
>>709205354
Easy.
Get a ton of cool shit you've always wanted.
Go to a space station.
Get the fuck on a rocket.
Go to the moon.
Set up your badass space house.
Boom problem solved.
I would go to a shitty neighborhood and check every god damn house for drugs. I've thought about this before, many times. I would eventually get bored of every drug so i guess i would end it by snorting a mountain of cocaine and seeing how long i could jerk off before my heart explodes.,
>>709205354
Steal food from a 5 star restaurant
Steal some guns
Walk around pretending I'm the fucking ruler of the universe
Kill myself on the third day, because all the power plants will be blowing up by then.
>>709205354
Drop 2000 blotter and trancend the emptyness. Taste the true meaning of god, feel compassion for this thread. And be born again.
>>709229388
>Leave big planet with plenty of resources
>Go to tiny planet with none
>>709229845
I'm gonna die either way so why the fuck not.
>>709229845
>moon
>tiny planet
>>709205354
Check out the library in the Vatican and other secretive places.
Probably kill myself eventually.
>>709205354
Just live and wait.
I wonder if a girl in this situation could find and maintain a sperm bank long enough to reboot the gene pool.
I mean what's the shelf life on sperm in a bank?
Could she do the same with eggs? Maybe even read up and make sure you only carry girls?
Interesting question op.
Would saving the species be worth that kind of life to the average girl?
>>709229845
Life is a big vanity, still life. None of these shit are usefull at the end. Might just meditate and live outside of a time and space dimension.
Walk door-to-door and sleep in a different house every night. Build pillow and blanket forts under every fucking dining room table, and eat beef jerky and nuts.
bury myself in Timberland boots and quantum nut until the Lord takes me.
>>709230018
Well I pretty sure it has to be stored at a specific temperature. so once power is off that sperm/eggs will start to lose its potency/viability pretty quickly.
>>709213588
You need an uterus for that and unless you are some sort of super powered autistic savant at cloning and genetics, you are not going to be able to just make that.
Way, way beyond current knowledge.
>>709206997
put the sperm in ur butt maybe ull have a baby
>>709230018
>reboot the gene pool
It would take a multi-generational effort to do that.
A population of around 300 is needed for genetic diversity. Even if a young girl somehow managed to maintain the sperm bank, and was lucky enough to have 15 girls in a row with 15 different donors, those 15 girls would all need to repeat the process with different donors each time to create something of a stable and diverse population.
>>709230373
>sleep in a different house every night
>eventually get scabies or some other skin infection
Start fucking monkeys and hope for the best
>>709207867
gtfo kid go sit alone at lunch like normal
I'd steal and SR71 blackbird and fly it into the new World Trade Center and leave behind a bunch of shit blaming Islam for the eradication of our species, and paint hyroglyphic images in every mosque of them fucking goats.
>>709205354
I woukd spend more time with my mom
>>709230893
holy kek
>>709230962
Did you even bother to read the instructions?
>>709231135
If you think about it, what he said is actually really sad.
>>709205354
Go drive some nice cars. Go to burger King make a whopper. Break into gun store shoot guns. Do some other shit and when I'm bored of everything IL teach myself to fly a plane
get a bitchin car load it up head for the coast and chill there forever masturbate all the time play video games chill in some big ass mansion and pimp it out
>>709205354
Stay inside out of fear of meeting someone else and them wanting to hang out with me.
>>709231135
Why
>>709205354
Make some coffee and have breakfast, you dumb nigger.
>>709205354
Explore the fuck out of EVERYTHING. I've always wanted to just wander around.
Travel the world as far as I can with what supplies I can until I find my Ideal resting place (be sure to have a lot of sleeping pills with me.) Just taking in the sights and the profound silence. Without humanity, the Earth will have a peace to it that it hasn't seen for millions of years. After I found my ideal spot I'll just go to sleep and not wake up. It will be easy. Plus the earth is at peace, no need to be an inconvenience and disturb that peace.
>>709205354
Go door to door looking for peoples homemade porn to fap to.
>>709205354
I don't have super powers?
WRONG
I'm a woman.
Sperm bank, repopuplate the planet, gg apocalypse no re.
>>709207293
Gas stops being useful after 5 years anon
How long does power last without maintenance?
>>709232819
Depends on what kind of power. Big hydroelectic plants would probably be the last to go.
>>709205354
Honestly? Probably hide out in my house for days until I was out of food. You didn't mention if there was still power - let's assume yes.
I'd eventually raid a grocery store and get supplied, maybe a clothing/camping store. Probably wouldn't drink, but I'd smoke all the weed I could find, at least in the second round of hiding out in my house. I'd sleep and smoke and watch movies and fake myself out that it was just another day. For a while, anyway.
Then I'd get the wanderlust and probably test cracking gas pumps or siphoning other cars gas tanks. Once I got that down I'd feel free to drive around more.
Where would I go? Where would I need to go? Maybe southern states for the winter. Honestly, I'd likely come back to my own place more often than not.
I'd like the solitude and lack of responsibility at first but then it'd be too lonely. Likely wouldn't kill myself, but would wish it was over sooner rather than later.
I'd think of somewhere close to a city, but with wildlife and fresh running natural water.
You really need to eat and drink. I'd also look up about small scale vegetable growing and set myself up early for this shit.
I imagine tinned food would be ok for a while, but I'm all for fresh.
Once you're all settled then life will be sweet. I'd be venturing into the city to sort out goods for my engineering projects to make sustainable energy for myself. Probably wind/solar into a bank of truck batteries would be fine. I'd also empty out plenty of backup batteries for use in the future.
So that's food done and power.
Oh I'd find the police evidence rooms and take their drugs.
I think it would be socially acceptable to have an Opium addiction.
First of all, I presume that I wouldn't know that everyone else is dead. (How could I know?) So, I would venture out by car or motorcycle as long as the gasoline supply is viable. I'd set up stockpiles of food, water, & supplies every 100 miles. Not huge stockpiles, just grocery stores and warehouses that I identify as already having these items.
I would travel based on weather patterns. I'd develop & expand my knowledge of solar and wind power. I'd live off of canned supplies sometimes, but also hunting and forraging. I'd cultivate fruit groves and grape vines. I'd expand my knowledge of natural remedies for illness or injury.
Most of all, I would treat every day like an adventure, and explore as many natural settings as possble. I'd keep journals and teach myself how to play instruments. I'd sip whiskey by an open fire, and openly live as a nudist when weather permits.
The last resort, should I become ill or find myself suffering in pain, would be a .45 hollow point through my brain.
>>709205354
I'm not an emo teen.
I am a 32 year old veteran of the United States Army 3ID baby!
And I have been anorgasmic my whole life...
I also have brain damage from major head injuries ranging from a knife in the back of my head and bats and golf clubs and a TV and 9 car wrecks (LEGIT)
Therefore I barely remember most days but a few things.
I'm also completely emotionless, like that whole losing the shame part of my brain and as far as I know of I have never dreamed nor seen anything but black when I close my eyes.
Now, MY POINT:
I'm still alive... I fear death so I can't kill myself even though I know I'm this broken inhuman thing that will never bring anything positive to the world.
So, in said situation.... I would just continue being me.... Until I die crying out only because I fear the end.... I like being.... I don't want more darkness
>>709205354
Break into a Barnes & Noble, study the process of IVF and cloning extensively.
Locate any and all DNA possible. No corpses doesn't mean no saliva, hair, etc.
Break into an IVF/cloning lab and get cracking until I get it right.
>>709233163
How would one even plug into that? I doubt you can just find a plug for an extension cord.
>>709230619
All you have to do is cut off your pinky, plant it in the ground, make sure it gets plenty of water and sunlight and you get a clone a few nevers after.
>>709232710
This would cause problems for long term habitation
>>709226939
Just imagine the bed bugs
I'd teach myself to fly a light aircraft and then get a net and try catching birds to eat.
If that fails, I'd reopen a KFC.
If you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>709206997
>>709234614
These are the types of people I'd want to be around during a realistic disaster
>>709234029
That's actually the way to go. a hunting lodge or something by the great lakes would be astounding.
>>709205354
Suicide
>>709234888
Checked.
>>709234614
>Keep all the mistakes as pets.
>>709205354
>everyone else is gone
Typical /b/ always picked last. You faggots would just gave flash backs to high school gym class
>>709206997
Holy shit yes anon you're amazing
I'm retarded and would just kill myself
>>709207293
This!
I'd go to Bill Murray's house. I know, you said, I'm the last person on the planet. But that fucker has a way of turning up just when you don't expect him.
>>709232710
Diesel?
>>709205819
Why not just do the same right now? Do you really need the world around you to die for that?
I'd probably drive cross country. NY to Cali. Go to girl friends house that ive been dating for the past 5 years, realize i'll never see her again, lay down in her bed and probably just kill myself.
>>709205980
Lol'd
>>709205354
I would sell all the houses and get rich
>>709205354
Animals are still there >:)))))))))) (to fuck)
>>709205354
>What do?
Do a little dance of joy and look around for some big-tittied Jew girl corpses to fuck before they get too cold.
>>709205354
I would pretty much just visit the places of people I like. Celebrities and politicians etc and learn their dirty secrets. Ya, I'm childish.
>no boarder patrol, but also no way to get to other countries with no working internet or satellites or anythin
Sucks to be in NA man
drink a lot and experiment with new ways of masturbation
>>709235230
/thread
>>709235475
very shrewd idea anon
I'd start a band.
First thing I would do is locate a fast car and just fly.
Hopefully I would eventually find a nice old muscle car or something and have fun doing burnouts and donuts and opening that bitch up.
>>709217829
Underrated
>>709217829
Faggot.
>>709234796
Fag
>>709234029
now i wonder about how long does stuff like cocaine stay good for?
>>709214416
Test tube babies?
>>709214416
>In that case, it would have to have the mothers genes in all the newborn.
Surrogates are a thing. A woman can carry another woman's egg.
>>709205354
My life wouldn't change that much, I'd probably masturbate a bit more.
>>709209815
Realdoll ftw
