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Is my body attractive? I have a massive inferiority complex and I want to see if it's at least founded.
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>>709200983
nope, but you are pregnant.
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No. I like chubby girls, but your tits are fucked.

Face/ass could make up for it though.
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i like your tits!! MOAR of them?
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Not to me
In fact, it killed my boner (no offense)

But I'm certain that some people would think so. It all depends on what someone is attracted to, there is no real "this specific body is attractive for ever single person."
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>>709200983
yea i'd do you. i don't really want to be seen in public with you though
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Your areolas are a little too big for my preferences, but I would fuck you until you became a whimpering wreck.

Got Kik and maybe a shot of your ass?
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Soft natural tits = win! Pudgy, but I would sink in to that softness while I seeded your chubby cunt.
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nice titties....
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I mean you made my dick hard. I'd wife you.
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>>709200983
probably would be pretty attractive if you just lost weight. what amount of delicious food could possibly be worth ruining a body that would have been so nice? shame.
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>>709200983
Drop to 15% body fat then probably, but at obese Fuck no
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fuck yeah you are.
kik me
Brandnewcando
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this guys wats u
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>>709200983
I would like to slap against your fat ass from the back. I'd stick my thumb in your ass and use it to slide you back and forth on my cock.

I, for some reason, love fucking girls with inferiority complexes and making them cum harder than they ever had before.

It's really odd really... kind of like charity work with my cock. Everybody deserves to cum, even fatties!
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You are a literal "hill of flesh". Does that sound attractive to you?
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Timestamp or gtfo
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Cant decide, gonna need more
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>>709200983
You're not a top model, but I'd fuck you if you had a pretty face, just for the sake of fucking.

(inb4 fedora, virgin, would fuck anything: I'm a successful executive with a nice looking girlfriend that fucks as much as I want, and yeah, I'm wasting my time here.)
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>>709201555
>succesful executive
>nice looking girlfriend
>still on /b/

Either your a faggot, or lyin'.
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>>709200983
Your tits are saggy and gross, they look like bologne slapps onto saggy disapointments. Your stomach is the most hideous thing ive ever seen. Get better bras and diet/exersize fatass
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>>709201555
Executive... so like, head line cook at Wendy's?
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>>709200983
Nope. Fuckable, but like someone else said, I'd fuck you but I wouldn't wanna be seen in public with you.

I consider your body a 4/10ish. And I'm not sure if it's your pose but your tits might be lopsided which is a turnoff for me.

I at least hope you're not one of those irrealistic females who demand a 6'+ in shape guy. Settle for a 4 or 5/10. It's what you deserve.

Ass shots?
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>>709200983
Timestamp?!
Your cock seems to be the hottest part on you. Show rearhole and vagoo>>709201555
Zese triaps
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Fuck these bone lovers. I love a nice pudgy body. Feels good. Nice natural tits to tie up. Don't be fooled - most men would fuck you if you are cute.
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No, you are not attractive.
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Very founded. You're disgusting and not even losing weight and getting fit is gonna help much with those salami nipples.

That being said, men are dogs and there are lots of desperate fucks out there. Learn to cook, learn to deepthroat, don't dress like a whore, act feminine and you should be able to bag a good guy who'll be very happy with you.

Just forget about Chad.
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>>709200983
Your name isn't Kelly by chance, is it?
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you look desgusting
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You are obese. This in itself is not good for you. Lose weight, all it takes is calories in/calories out. Then you could be hot.
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Most of the guy responses on /b/ are pimple faced hand fuckers that are killing time before their pizza shift starts. Very few grown ass men on here.
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You look exactly like my girlfriend...
I want to kill myself, since I had sex with her.
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can u show us ur feet?
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>>709201759
Or browsing for keks waiting to be sleepy enough to go to bed. Girlfriend asleep, she has to be up way earlier than I am.

>>709201809
More like, regional IT boss at large IT corporation.

>>709202018
Very good advice.
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>>709202375
Why not dump her and get a new girl?
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>>709200983
Probably not to most, but it's not horrendous (not to me, atleast)
>no visible stretch marks
>smooth looking skin
>light complexion
>stomach isn't too big
I'm really digging those nips btw
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>>709202540
Your house sucks, why not move to villa with Italian garden?
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>>709200983
It is very much founded. Ew.
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>>709202572
>stomach isn't too big

If it surpasses her tits, it's too big man.
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Tits are shit-tier. Nipples a mess.

You're fuckable but nobody will brag about it or even mention it.

You can fuck any drunk dude or any below average dude as well

Any other guy will have to like your personality as well
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I just got out of jail and your body looks totally fuckable.
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>>709200983
And oh yeah is that a happy trail I see?
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>>709202632
Because I have no money.

You have a functioning cock and obviously a face that some people would like. Get the fuck out there.
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>>709202540
Well, I love her, even when she looks like a fucking dumpster.
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Your hips should be the widest part on your body, for greatest aesthetic. Wouldnt take much work at all.
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>>709202674
I mean morbidly obese big but I see what you mean
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>>709202782
You tried getting her to lose weight? Shit man, just go for a walk and tell her it would be nice if she came with. Do every day and compliment her each time on how nice it is.

If you cook for her, cut her portion sizes down.
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>>709200983
Dunno who posted this but tell the girl in the pic Ill push her intestines in no prob
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>>709200983
yea so I guess this board died. You guys all suck
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>>709200983
actually i thinks body is hot as fuck, love those tits too. but thats just my opinion, so once again we go back to the age old addage "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" so yeah
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>>709200983
you would feel so much better, so much sexier and so much happier if you lost the weight.

you don't even have much, i bet you could lose almost all of that in 6 months with some light gym work (cardio and some leg/ass exercises to keep those wide hips) and a low carb high fat diet.

seriously, none of our vapid meaningless compliments here will make you feel one iota better than making a change for yourself that's both healthy and makes you look good.

No skinny girl could compete with you if you did this, you'd basically have a perfect body.
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>>709200983
It's okay OP, I'm sure some people have a fetish for melted candles.
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Fresh otta jail anon here... Id love an ass shot.
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You're 100% percent my type, I like chubby girls with really nice big suckable nipples. If you posted more pics, I'd save them and wank all over them. :D
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>>709202928
Beauty is also in the health of the person.

Why would you want someone who can't walk up a flight of stairs without huffing and puffing?
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>>709202180
white knight harder...
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Id fuck you
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>>709200983
I fuck the taste right out of your mouth
A lot of guys myself included like women that are a little chubby
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>>709201537
This
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>>709203139
>a little chubby

Bet you she's morbidly obese from a medical perspective
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Let me see an ass shot baby cum on I'm raging hard...
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every single one of you
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>>709203219
Doctor for 8+ years?
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>>709200983
Nothing wrong with you, plenty of guys would hit that. Face does have a lot to do with it too. If you are truly worried about it, very easy lifestyle changes can help you shed a few pounds. I like women who feel like women. Skinny girls are a bore to Fuck. Hang in there OP, you good.
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>>709203074
>>709202746
>>709203254
Help me out!!
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>>709203300
I'm sorry what?
Are you saying you're a doctor?

You're a fucking shitty doctor then. Jesus
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>>709203494
I'm not a doctor, I have no medical experience.
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>>709203494
And you are a fucking retard that sits on the internet and tells a 1/10 girl that she is pretty
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>>709203494
You retards will fight over anything, I'm here for her.
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>>709200983
No you fat fuck.
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>>709200983
personally this is my ideal body to look for, perfect sized boobs and just the right amount of chub 8/10 would fuck on regular basis
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>>709200983
disgusting
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>>709203625
I'm saying the opposite, moron
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>>709201114
Kek
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>>709203625
No I didn't>>709203051
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>>709201510
Dude this isn't a cringe thread
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>>709203753
see now you are finally making sense. It was about time

>>709203673
go on /soc and tell and the fat bitches how pretty they are
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>>709200983
Do you have Kik?
If so I would like to further evaluate your body
Partyshark007
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>>709200983
cute curvy body, definitely fwb material..
Suppose it depends on face, a cute face would make you dateable for sure.
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>>709203952
>Partyshark007
>Partyshark007
>Partyshark007
>Partyshark007
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>>709200983
Would stick n stir if your tits weren't lopsided
I suppose I could find a way where I can't see them
Do you swallow?
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>>709204240
sad are you already considering suicide ?
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Let's face it love. We're both below average. If you want to be better, work at it
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>>709201225
Fag
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>>709204332
Only after seeing that pic
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>>709204332

Dont be so mean how would a virgin like him know that all tits are lopsided and one is always a bit bigger than the other
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>>709204477
Check'd
Much better than OP
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>>709200983
I think u are sexie and I would do the same thing I did for my ex that had the same issues I help her get sexie and we would go to the bar and I would ask every guy that she was shy to ask if they would rate her 1 to 10 and for every 5 or less when we got home she made me do something gay and made fun of me to make me feel how she felt
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>>709204477
Noice
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>>709203952
>partyshark007

kill yourself
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>>709204477

The most normal thing i ever saw and way more attractive than average
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>>709204477
fucking nice looking tits
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>>709204477
Wonderful tits :)
Ass? ;)
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>>709204477
If OP was a 4, then this is a solid 5. Moar and timestamp would be much appreesh'd.

(I don't talk like that).
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>>709204599
yea 1.2/10

>much better
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>>709204570
>virgin
LOL I have a kid and my wife's tits aren't noticeably lopsided like that
I get plenty... Im just a little picky when perusing the barn
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I seriously want to wife you. You're beautiful.
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>>709204872

Post your wife so we can all see what a lucky guy you are
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You're the type of girl I would fuck but deny if anyone ever ask
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>>709205025
you are the reason why this board is shit
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>>709205084
I'll get you a fresh pic with timestamp as soon as she gets home from work
Will deliver
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>>709204752
Meh. They breastfed a kid so they're not too bad I guess. Need to be perkier tho. Working to get down to 120lbs
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>>709204477
Hot, more
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>>709205228
Totally haha whatever. I like bigger girls. Maybe because I'm fat or maybe because something about their fat just turns me the fuck on.

I've had sex with skinny girls, underage girls and big girls. The latter was the best.
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>>709205285

You dont have nude wifey pics on your phone ? when she comes home will she be wearing your trousers ?
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>>709203952
>Partyshark007
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>>709205374
go on soc and share your feelings faggot, nobody on here cares
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OP can you timestamp though? Like seriously be my wife. Please.
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>>709205547
Okay. And I don't really care I'd they do or not lmao. We're all degenerate ducks if we're here anyway. Some of us are autistic fucks and others are alphas but psychopathic.

Yay!!
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>>709205654
I hope you are trolling

it's not a real girl, it's just a troll to make all the losers on the board look like shit.

Good job op, thanks for showing us who the real faggots are
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>>709205804
there is already a pony board. Why are you not using it ?
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>>709200983
No you fucking fat ass
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>>709205285
Show her tits
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>>709200983
Nah your body looks like my gfs, sexyyyy
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>>709205514
Lol no
But anyone can grab a random pic... And I just got a new phone so I haven't put any pics on it...
So I'll make you wait until she comes home so I don't have to fuck around with transferring stuff from my pc
I'd rather provide timestamp so it's current and you all get a nice show
Just tits or full body?
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>>709206263
Tits now, body when she arrives
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>>709205989
I'm not into ponies is why. I'm into fat girls. About all I get off to anymore.
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Here puss puss
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>>709200983
My kind of gal. Natural tits, belly and some hips to grab hold of. You have tothing to worry about or be ashamed of.
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>>709207139
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>>709201398
pizza and cream puffs, amigo
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>>709207493
What's the matter? Never seen a vagina before?
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>>709207550
Something's wrong with that dude. Pretty nice actually. Ass please.
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>>709201537
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>>709207883

This one leaves something to be desired. Working on weight loss before toning though. So I'm not too fazed.
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>>709202114
no
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>>709207994
with the date you stupid mong
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>>709208071
would bang
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>>709203219
actually my doctor says I'm about average
depression is kicking my ass tho
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>>709200983

I am dying to find you in the real world. Woman should be soft, sweet, and mysterious; you seem to have the basics down quite nicely in my eyes
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>>709208325
Your doctor is just trying not to hurt your feelings.
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>>709208071
How old are you? I'd fuck you. I'd wife you too
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>>709208071
yes it is desired, good work.
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>>709208164
sorry, it's been a while
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>>709208555
I'm not comfortable saying, but I am still in highschool
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youre cute as hell. I'd fuck you for sure.
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I'd fuck you. Your tits aren't the best but they probably look fine when you're on your back.

Take a pic of your tits while you're laying down.
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>>709208869
Wait a minute, you're not me!

Am 21
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No you just have regret and shame. You've let yourself get to a point and you regret it. People can see your fault and you are ashamed of it. No complexes. No Bullshit. Fix it.
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>>709208869
I hope you're 18 otherwise you got a lot of anons going to jail
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>>709200983
to a cow maybe
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you are obese

I would not like to have children with you.

You can tell a lot about a person by how overweight they are. I'd say you are somewhat lazy and unmotivated in life.

would not bang/marry/anything with
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>>709208753
Which one is you? I wanna give you a facial, if possible
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>>709209336
She's OP
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>>709200983
You obviously spend a lot of time sitting.
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>>709209146
I am most definitely over 18 sir.

Here is face.
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>>709209066
.. thats unfortunate

you probably should have slept with at least a sports bra
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totally in love with that face tho. Cute eyes
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>>709209691
Yeah man. I was really overweight and then dropped it and my boobs turned to pancakes
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whoever that second girl is...holy shit. so cute. perfect body too
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>>709209658
Tits + face?
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>>709209820
oh, they're not terrible by any measure. dont get me wrong.

i just feel for you having those at that age is kind of a bummer.

anything bigger than say a 36c starting looking like that around 30 anyways no matter how much you take care.

just 21 :C
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I want to bang you so much. But I'm horribly bad at relationships. I just want a girl who we can be together like the movies.

You're very beautiful. Come to east coast canada please.
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>>709201414
15% for women is nearly impossible without AAS or a serious deficit and a shitload of hard work. Most skinnyfat girls are 20-25% and look just fine, soft but not overweight. She could drop ~20 pounds and look great.
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>>70920982
Unfortunate? Don't listen to that fruit cake.
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>>709210099
Oh I get what you're saying. A 21 year old should have perky, happy boobs. Not much I can do though, save for surgery and I'm not really keen on having fake tits. It is what it is. Theres worse out there, but there's also a lot better. It's not all bad
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>>709210263
typical east coast faggot
you cunts are the most pathetic in all of canada
and in a nation of cucks thats saying something
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>>709209658
You still have some pretty nice neoteeny face, would bang
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>>709208753
show those tits?
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>>709207493
BEEP BEEP: Cum guzzling faggot detected
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>>709210471
Yeah I'm pretty pathetic. Just want a girl that we can uust be happy. Relationships are always so complicated. My ex wife was are cunt and my kids shouldn't be living with her.
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here you go. wish this was real
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>>709207994
You look
Rretarded
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>>709210471

Is it worst I live in french eland and wish in didn't? Fuck this french land.
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>>709201788
Virgin spotted
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>>709210099
This site will mess you up if it already hasnt. Been here for 3 years. Everything is the same. Nothing has changed
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>>709200983
I'd fuck you
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>>709200983
yes, very
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>>709209066
nice
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>>709209658
do you have a burner snapchat?

I can post mine so you don't get flooded
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No.
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>>709208753
God you're sexy. Post feet please
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>>709200983
>t
shave your armpits
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id fuck it or you.
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>>709200983
You have nice boobs and belly. Would totally lie in bed with and jam
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>>709200983
This is the first time I can actually hear sound from a gif on /b/ and it's of chewing noises.
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>>709208753
You are pretty cute tbh. Just lose mayb 25 - 35 lbs and you'd be perfect.

>>709209066
>>709209658
you are perfect.
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I think OP is gone. Shame. So pretty. Why do I have to live in shit tier canada? Noone from here ever aper ihan these things.
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>>709210966
how does it feel not ever having felt the warmth of a woman?
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>>709200983
You're beautiful little lady, what's your name? I'm Steve. I don't hang out in here much, usually out getting into some mischief with my friends;) this is probably not a safe place for you to be posting pictures, have a Skype account we can chat on?
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>>709208753
noice
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>>709200983
If that really is you, I'd date you and fuck you while being happy.
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You are prob smart enough not to respond to any of these fucks and to not give them personal shit right?
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Not really, but I would still fuck you
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>>709204477

Disgusting flubber with choppy sentences.
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>>709208753
cute as fuck.
would destroy dat pussy.
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Get me drunk and ill fuck you
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>>709208753
I would destroy your pussy and slap those hangers like no tomorrow. Then I'll cum on your face. Then we can go for ice cream while you're wearing my cum. Deal?
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>>709213584
Why do you think I'm losing weight son?
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>>709212974
>Steve
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In a word... No
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>>709213584
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>>709208753
Good lorn show feet please
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>>709201225
>It all depends on what someone is attracted to

This
>>709200983
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>>709208753
Good lord show feet please
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>>709214513
Genuine question: Would you prefer if OP was getting bigger or smaller, weight-wise?
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>>709214537
This.

I wanna fap to then
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>>709200983
lose 50 pounds and you're back in business
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>>709214724
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>>709214396

The tub of lard already absorbed it.
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>>709203877

Looks like one to me
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>>709201296
/thread
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>>709213982
Jeez, dont feed this bridge dweller
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>>709214924
You're not attracted to me and that's cool.
What are you attracted to anon? My goal is 120lbs at 5'5". Not sure if I should aim for smaller.
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I would say that you are cute. I am not sure about the chipped blak nail polish though.

I would gleefully impregnate you.
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>>709215123
Nah he's alright. Everyone has their tastes.
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>>709204477
perfect tits

And I liked OP's too.
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>>709215185
Not sure if OP
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>>709214681
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Dont worry about what these faggots think.

Back in the old days they would have carved statues of you.

In the meantime, clean your mirror.
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>>709215185
Op. Stud here. I'd fuck yah, and if you were sweet enough I probably cuff ya, you're not that bad just try to do squats every single day and get that ass in check nobody else will pay attention anything else other than a nice booty on a plump girl
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>>709209658
SHIT ADOLF IS STILL ALIVE

what a fucking way to start the day
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>>709215185
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>>709204477

Why do your tits ahve a 5 o'clock shaddow, do you shave them?
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>>709215378
nah it's not me
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>>709215185
Coke nail?
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You are young and beautiful.
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>>709215488
How can OP distinguish herself?
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>>709200983
jessie slaughter?
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>>709215483
Lol it's the lighting, promise.

>>709215545
More like they keep breaking off during Horse Riding. I want to grow them but it ain't happening
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>>709208753
beter than expected...
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>>709215665
PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR SNAPCHAT
OR I CAN POST MINE
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>>709215603
of you mean posting a pic of my vagina, then I'd rather not
but I will tell you I've been too busy working on art to shave down there
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>>709215665
thats a nice little butt hole
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>>709200983
honestly I wouldnt pick you to be the girl for a three way with my boyfriend and me BUT there is chubby threads on here ALL THE TIME so there has to be people who like bigger girls. And while i don't know any guys who are into bigger girls i have a friend who is into bigger dudes ( not tall husky/big) and if you got rid of that pouch that sticks out below your belly button you could have a nice curvy figure because you still have a waist (waist is VITAL to be attractive in my opinion)
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>>709215845
found the trap
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>>709215723
What type of art are you into? Show sample?
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>>709207994
teresa?
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>>709204477
why are you using shitty 'beauty' filters on a tit pic? those things only work on faces
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>>709216097
There is no filter. I don't use filters at all.
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>>709215996
Illustration and painting.
I'd like to enter the animation/cartoon business also
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>>709215665
Still want feet
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>>709216083
nope
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>>709216165
Kinda walking down the street now anon
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>>709216163
Emily Yein?
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>>709216257
was about to unblock a bitch
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>>709216159
see >>709209658

that is a filter
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>>709216428
That's sad dude
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>>709216460
Nope it's just me facing the window. Sorry to disappoint. I actually don't use filters, just a phone camera
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>>709209691
actually a french dude did a study that shows women who wear bras less often have strionger boobs be/c they bouncy about a lot more (if they are bigger) so they don't sag as much and are slightly perkier when the women get older.... But this doesnt count for shit if youre boobs began developing early and so quickly they broke the thing in the body that naturally keeps them perky when they begin developing. True story happened to my mom she began at like 8 1/2 she had massive boobs like F's i think
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>>709216330
nope
in hindsight I prolly should of cropped that out
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>>709216735
that's pretty interesting anon
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>>709200983
No. Way too fat
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>>709215931
I AM NOT TRAP GOOD SIR! same outfit with belly so see boobs
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>>709216682
I know you're smarter than this
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>>709217074
Um ok anon. My camera is just shitty so looks blurry a lot of the time
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You look like my fat wife....
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>>709217031
its a pretty good tuckjob but still a tuckjob
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Some guys find it hot, some don't. Just depends on the guy.
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>>709217161
you've left the default settings on which have a moderate level of 'make me look pretty' filters when they detect a face on the front facing camera

so:
>>709209658 filter
>>709209066 no filter
>>709204477 filter (because it thinks your tits look like a face)

compare the skin in the two titpics. notice how all your pores magically fucking disappear?
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>>709217476
Oh I see now. I guess I'd better change that, it's a bit misleading. Cheers for the tip
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>>709217174
no doubt about it, dude looks like a lady
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>>709208753

This >>709214487
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>>709200983

Tits are meh/10, but your belly could be fun to play with
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>>709217688
you may express your thanks with more nudes, haven't seen you since you were chubby
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>>709217963
I can't post any more of them, currently got.. ahem.. people in the house.

But man. All my selfies are gonna look brutal from now on. RIP
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>>709216163
You could probably try applying to SVC, it's a pretty decent animation school
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>>709218115
I'll accept posting them later

your selfies were fine when you had a shitty webcam, they'll be fine without filters
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>>709218115
still replying to a cock behind a keyboard
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>>709218115

OP?
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>>709200983
>Is my body attractive?
All I see is pic related OP. Are you sure you uploaded the right photo?
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>>709218195
I meant SVA rip, it's a high tier college for art and animation, a few notable YouTube artists graduated from there
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>>709216741
Yeun?
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>>709209658
cute face, nice boobs, got anymore pics?
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>>709200983
I would wreck you email?
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Fuck my life
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>>709200983
tits are really nice, just lose weight and clip the excess skin and your body will at least be 7/10
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>>709218313
Lets see these old pics.
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>>709217174
not dumb enough to show you my gash, you bag of dicks
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>>709200983
MOAR pix of those great tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>709218806
jokes on you m8, I'm into traps
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>>709218313
I can't disable the "beauty" option on this phone. Gonna have to try to take photos using the rear-facing camera. That'll be something.
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>>709218928
winner
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>>709218688
eh, effort finding the folder

>>709218957
sounds like we have some mirror shots coming our way
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>>709217031
I would totally such those tits and fuck that tight pussy
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Maybe after a long bloody war
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>>709208753
I would really make you feel good about yourself ;) lmk
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>>709200983
You look fine, but if you honestly have a bad inferiority complex, you're either a masochist or get turned on by being put down because /b/ is brutal lmao. It's not a good place to ask people if you look good because they'll either be creeps about it or compare you to the supermodels they jack off to
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>>709218928
jokes on you cause i am a real chick no dick here unless you're referring to my attitude towards dicks like you
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>>709219447
Dear lord you're feeding a bunch of degenerates nudes
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>>709219447
I'll believe that when I see a timestamp
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>>709219246
I have never in my life taken a successful mirror shot. I feel like a retarded teenager.

Phone is low battery tho, gotta give it a bit.
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>>709219447
How much are you willing to show?
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>>709219643
sure you have
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>>709200983
id love to suck your titties idc what these faggots say

22/M/SouthTexas
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>>709219747
awesome ass.. and awesome tits... love your body
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>>709219747
Ok I mean of my face! My goodness lol
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>>709219839
thats not how this works man
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>>709200983
States and area code. Would totally fuck you
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>>709219736
lol i only put that one cause its the only one i have of me flipping the bird. only reason. normally i wouldn't and had second thoughts about it but figured it wouldn't be too terribly bad since my bf has put it up on b before me. that's the last of me though not going any further
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>>709200983
No feet?
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>>709200983
>Is my body attractive?

Only if you count gravitational pull.
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>>709220047
Email or kick?
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>>709200983
Conventionally? No, you're not conventionally attractive.

HOWEVER, to people that like heavy women, to them you may be unconventionally attractive.

And if you find a man who's in your league visually, a chunky man with a belly, he'd be thankful for you and happy to have you.

But I know how less attractive chunky women think. You'll instead chase after guys that are 8-10/10 in attractiveness, neglecting the men that are in your league and interested. And though you may occasionally get fucked by an 8-10 guy, they will be interested in nothing more, only choosing to have relationships with conventionally attractive women.

Your best bet is to find a guy with similar flaws (the same amount overweight) who'd actually appreciate you.
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>>709208753
Cute face
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>>709200983
to be honest lose some weight
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>>709219865
ok you got me there, I don't remember seeing you mirrorface before
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>>709208753
I look similar to you
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>>709220047
Email or kik?
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>>709220469
pics and timestamp or we dont believe you
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>>709220432
Hahahaha omg I look methed out. This is gr8. No filter is brutal.
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>>709220730
nah, cute as a button as always adolf
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>>709220826
It's such a shock though, seeing it next to all those filtered ones. Amazing.

Really appreciate the tip, seriously. Thanks again.
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MOAR OF THOSE GRATE TITZ!!!!!!
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>>709220997
Whose?
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>>709220931
kek, my pleasure. how long have you been accidentally filtering shit?

also you could install an alternate camera app if you want selfies without autofilter
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>>709200983
I don't validate.
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>>709200983
>>709208753
I'd have sex with you, cuddle afterward, stay the night, make breakfast (I'm a terrible cook), make a joke about pregnancy while wishing you'd be willing to let me try for it at least once, give you my number then hope you want to fuck again some time.
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>>709221224
Probably about ... since I was fat. Lmao.

I did just that, no more beautifying. Stupid samsung.

Always wondered why I looked so "flawless" on the camera. Derp.
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>>709200983
THESE great tits
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does no one else realise that shes a man?
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