Waifu claiming thread.
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>>709173443
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
claiming yuno
claiming yuno
she is mine
suck it faggot
>>709179661
:o
Round two.
FIGHT!!
MINE
Wew
>>709179818
Tsunyun won't fight for her, he's used to letting other people claim his popular, generic waifu.
Same for you.
>>709179985
owo whats this
>>709178987(Nami)
Thank you! Hopefully I'll get good at it.
>>709178635
That doesn't seem too long at all
I'm on lunch break and there's a girl near me I'm scared :o
>>709180101
Hah. Hah. Mai is just unpopular compared to the other Nichijou. And you haven't fought a single time for her. You have no right to talk about fighing for waifu.
And I have fought for her in the past, back when what's his fagass from /v/ tried to come in and claim her. I got banned for it.
And you talking about S-mug? He's a good guy, I don't mind him posting Tomoko. And as far as I recall, neither of us claimed her. She claimed us. We are both a part of her harem.
>>709180320
Yeah, I'm really happy it didn't take long at all
>>709180381
Tell her you'll grab her by the pussy
>>709180245
owowowowow
>>709180381
If she's with friends, leave her. If she's by herself, try to start a conversation. Unless she's busy.
>>709180542
Do you have to do any more labs?
>>709180497
She can't anyone but me as I can only be hers.
>>709180679
Nope. Final is on Wednesday, then I start semiconductors
>>709180497
I actually did spam a thread rolling for trips because someone claimed her a long time ago.
>>709179818
I just got back here and Im enjoying the Yuno bullshit.
>>709180679
She's just on her phone
Maybe she's shitposting too :o
>>709180542
oh thank God she fucking left
>>709180923
Bullshit.
I have never seen anyone else claim Mai.
>>709180764
Oooo well good luck with that~
>>709180955
Maybe. You never know~
>>709180950
Bby! I didn't reply earlier, sorry :( I was in a lab/lecture
>>709180955
Problem solved
>>709180923
https://a.pomf.cat/xjetoi.webm
>>709181503
It's fine, I don't recall what I said either so it's safe to say it wasn't important at all.
>>709181601
You had merely said "Hello" I think, I can't remember either
>holy shit that's a cute webm
>>709181490
Thank you
>>709180950
Miku is so popular and generic but nobody but you has low enough standards to actually claim her on /waifu/.
>>709181299
That's because you're new.
Was napping and now the fire alarm is going off. So I guess I'm here now until I can go back to my room
>>709181772
You're welcome
>>709181856
Do you think someone pulled the alarm as a prank?
>>709181792
>That's because you're new.
hello there, I'm looking for recomendations again, any anime worth watching???
Here am I
>>709182274
Not an argument.
>>709182331
>any anime worth watching???
No.
カラミチーマス
>>709182420
It wasn't, because your "argument" is false.
I was blatantly laughing at you.
wich is your favourite anime anons???
>>709182167
No idea, it's a possibility. Might not be a fire as well, it's a generic alarm with a loud ass announcement ever couple seconds. "Attention! Attention! There has been an emergency reported in the building! Please leave via the nearest exit..." blah blah blah. Though a fire truck has just pulled up so I guess it's probably fire related. I just want to get back inside, it's cold and it fucking punted me out of sleep.
QOTT - How does one take a shower?
>>709182690
Very carefully
>>709182690
when was the last time you took a shower?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>709182690
You dont, the shower takes you.
>>709182539
Nice damage control.
I'll look for the thread in the archive.
>>709182690
You really want me to describe my personal alone naked water time? Sure.
>turn on water
>wait for it to get that PachaPerfect.jpg temperature
>pull the plunger to engage the shower head
>strip
>enter tub and begin getting wet
>wash hair with shampoo
>wash body with soap
>wash face with soap
>wash genitals and butt with soap
>turn off water
>dry myself
>put on clothes
Bam.
Roughly takes about 10 minutes.
>>709182967
Oh boy. I can't wait to find out that it was one of the many threads I wasn't posting in because, I dunno, maybe I was asleep or out with my friends. Hurry up now, I'm doing homework.
Weaboos are disgusting
Don't judge me.
We'll make Mei-ni ice puns together.
Well the alarm is off, but I forgot my key card, guess I'm sitting in the hall until my suitemates get back from class.
>>709182331
Fate stay night
One punch man
Steins gate has been recommended to me
Re:zero
Jojo
No game no life
I probably have shit taste though.
Virginity
>>709182596
Were you able to go back inside now?
>>709182341
Hello~
>>709182387
Möthie :D
>>709183430
already saw them, I'm considering watching your lie in april, or dangan rompa
Anime is so fucking autistic
>>709181792
It's been a while since you attacked her. It's not about standards, it's about looking for unique things in my significant other instead of the usual.
>>709182690
You don't, it's bad for your skin.
>>709182690
I got this.
>>709183549
post vol 2
>>709183405
>>709183159
>I can't wait to find out that it was one of the many threads I wasn't posting in because, I dunno, maybe I was asleep or out with my friends
Nice back peddling, you said I was bulshitting a second ago.
I honestly don't know what to search for in the archive but it happened.
>>709183940
At this point all I would need is a smug reaction picture.
But I think you should check em instead.
We can be friends if you would stop attacking me for posting lewds, you know.
>>709182816
Ive never taken a shower in my life.
>>709183159
I didnt ask for this. I asked how to take a shower.
>>709183691
I have showers all the time. Baths are wasteful.
>>709184088
Oh.
Just stand under running water. That should cover it.
>>709183159
I came three times
>>709183593
Yeah, but now I'm stuck in the hall outside my room until my suitemates gets back from class. Forgot my key card.
>>709183605
I haven't heard much about danganronpa, I saw an episode or two of the hope arc and it seemed promising though.
>>709184173
But thats having a shower. I want to know how to take one.
Also.
When the fuck do you rinse off?
>>709184057
It really happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNgM7tOJcsU
We can be friends if you stop posting lewds
>>709184374
Ohhh! I UNDERSTAND!
You're gonna need a truck and a sledge hammer. Also a monkey wrench would help.
>When the fuck do your rinse off?
Oops forgot that, after washing my naughty parts I rinse.
>>709184513
To be honest I probably won't post lewds anymore. Juvia and some others fill the threads up with it. If I wanted a Rule 34 thread I would make a Rule 34 thread.
>>709184864
Good afternoon Yuuki
>>709184864
>>709184931
Hello Illya, how's it going?
>>709184992
Cute!
>>709185046
Not great.
See >>709182596 and >>709183430
>>709185178
Whoops, meant this
>>709181856
>>709185178
Ouch, that's happened to me too. One time the fire alarm went off when I was taking a shower...fortunately they let me go throw on some pants real quick
>>709184309
How long do you think that will take?
>>709184700
Ok.
What do friends do?
https://youtu.be/U8YJGwsuJn8
>>709185570
That reminds me of a time at my old campus when the alarm was pulled and there were 3 girls standing outside wrapped in towels.
So what have you been up to today?
>>709185724
Probably between 30 minutes and an hour and a half. Probably going to head over and see if the lady at the register for the food court can cut me some slack. And let me at least eat without my card.
When you tell a scepticer "This honey tastes sweet" he will agree. If you tell him "This honey is sweet" he will disagree, for that is simply not true.
I swear to god, sceptic people are a pain in the ass to talk to.
here
>>709186507
I only had one class today instead of two, that that class ended about 30 minutes early, and it's only a 50 minute lecture. So I went home, had some lunch, took a nap, and now I'm about to go to Walmart to grocery shop
>>709186691
Gruß an die noch nicht angeschlossenen kollegen
>>709186214
You're asking me?
>>709186828
> get those little pizza bites
>>709187095
What kind of casual do you take me for. Of course I'm getting bagel bites.
>>709186952
Oh hai Jibril
Welche nicht angeschlossenen Kollegen meinst du?
>>709186691
Subsequently if you tell a scepticer "This table seems round" he will agree. If you tell him "This table is round" he will disagree. Even if the shape of the table is that of a circle or another round form, since you cannoth hope to state the essence of it. You can only accept the appearance of something.
That is to say, if you tell a scepticer "This table is round" if the table is, let's say a square, he will disagree.
But if you say "This table appears to be round" even if the table is a square, he might agree with you, since appearance is subjective.
>>709187174
I think you to be a top man indeed
I think I already said it but once I ate a lot of bagel bites got really high and yakked them up..
all hail Tsuklasa, god of death, destruction and Moe
>>709187447
that looks suspiciously like twighlight sparkle.
>>709187400
Die kameraden aus Österreich?
>>709186792
Hey there! How are you today?
>>709186828
Sounds like a really good day!
Ryuuko claimed
>>709187643
Stehen schon voll hinter euch, sobald Hofer gewählt wird ist nicht mehr die Frage von Anschluss? sondern nur noch vom Wann?
Lets play guess who.
WHO AM I
WHAT AM I
>>709187990
Chen
A fucking faggot
>>709186507
You need your card for everything?
>>709187884
Hello~
>>709188094
No and yes
>>709187630
Just purple me :p
I ain't that gei
>>709187990
a friend?
a homo?
a male?
a person with crippling depression?
a memer?
>>709187884
Yo
>>709187792
fine just got out of the shower
>>709187990
Klonata
>>709188464
All of the above
D A N K E V E N
>>709188578
Nooooope
>>709188178
Yep, card swiped to get into my building, my wing, and my room. It's swiped when I go to eat so they know my meal plan let's me eat there or if I've already used all of it for the day (in my case I get unlimited food) It's probably used for some kind of statistic tracking I assume. The sweet old lady that works the register for dinner let me pass though she's great, everyone on campus loves her.
>>709188489
Sleep well?
>>709188789
i l:ove yo:u
>>709188890
i kept having to get up and do stuff but its my fault for falling asleep around 6am
>>709188789
Sounds like Rory then
>>709188895
Your punctuation is poor, follow the rules of writing
>>709189049
Nope nope nope
Its been a while...
>>709189304
whats the rules öf writing?
>>709189304
Could be anyone then. Starting from Tenryuu to goddamn Tats
How about a little more help?
>>709188969
That's unfortunate. Any reason you sleep at 6 or do you just like to?
>>709188890
She sounds like a nice lady. I'm glad you got to eat
>>709189668
couldnt fall asleep before then
>>709189408
I dig the umlaut, rock on
>>709189642
Hmmm...music
>>709189861
Uta and CC are here regularly.
Penny... was more of an IT guy
since you like the umlaut it would mean you're into metal.
God damn, I know none
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg")
Claim
>>709190027
>Uta and CC.
HA HA HA!
>>709190027
Same guy.
>>709190027
Nope and nope.
Hmm...Weezer and Twitty
>>709190342
>>709190203
I know, I know
just let it become a meme to confuse new claimers
>>709189680
Yeah, she's great.
Got myself some food and then and then met up with my suite mate on the way back to my building. Room and card reacquired.
>>709189787
That sucks, did you try any sleeping aids or anything? Some melatonin and a warm drink usually puts me out within thirty or so minutes.
>How r u elitists doin'?
>>709191079
insert esdeath meme
>>709190974
no i didnt really try anything
>>709191079
you are retarded
please tell me you are meme'ing me
So because no one figured it out, I won, right?
>>709191632
Guapo.
>>709191632
Fucking Stocking
How are you?
>>709191079
Doing great so far, thanks
>>709191269
Well, I guess when living the NEET life you have the luxury of not needing to worry when you sleep and wake up.
>>709191079
Why did you just ask yourself how you're doing?
>>709191745
Bonita
>>709191819
I am well, you are wrong
>>709192343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU_4pf8BSQw
How're you?
>>709191903
nah i had to wake up 3 times to still do stuff. oh well im eating the nutritious meal of chicken ramen
>>709192343
Oh yeah, Kneesocks it was
That's great, what made you decide to come back?
>>709192554
Breakfast of champions right there!
Boring thread.
>>709192731
well its 3 in the afternoon so its more like lunch
>>709192822
I miss when you were here every day.
>>709192514
Swell! And you?
>>709192652
Oh Im never gone, a little unscheduled, but never gone
I do the discord thing
>>709193006
It's whatever you want it to be
Woops, gotta dash
Catch you slowpokes at the finish line!
>>709193396
>I do the discord thing
So the elitist meme huh?
>>709193396
I'm pretty decent myself! Playing some vidya currently.
See you whenever you decide to drop in next time.
>>709193433
well its lunch so
>>709190974
Yes, mission accomplished
>>709192822
Yeah, usually we go through a bunch of threads from what ive seen.
>>709193303
Everyone does.
>>709194028
Hey Chen :3
Hows it going everyone. I'm new so I hope to have a good time.
>Kashima claimed
>>709195419
Hey there, someone's new persona.
>>709195419
Welcome
>>709195299
Galko a big boober. Glasses chick a very cute. Who is that lurking anon
C.C claimed
>>709195620
Who's persona? I wanna know
>>709195620
What do you mean?
>>709195680
Thank you!
So what exactly do you folks do here? Just talk to eachother or what?
>>709195715
The third one.
>>709196015
O she nice but Galks a best C;
>>709195620
How did things go this morning?
>>709196296
I know.
>>709196389
I would like to rub my tastebuds on her curves
>>709195620
Shut the fuck up, Ruri.
Don't judge people when you lost 8 momths for a meme.
FOR A FUCKING MEME.
>>709195987
Basically, yeah.
>>709195987
Pretty much
Fuwa fuwa
>>709196729
What is this shit about Ruri and 8 months?
>>709197234
I don't spoonfeed newfags
I only bully.
>>709197236
(You)
>>709197296
I've been here for a year but I don't know what you're talking about.
![cc[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vfK6JT1.jpg "cc[2].jpg")
